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Previously, on Lost Girl:

I have no sex drive.

Any connection between her and the other two?

Train me. Like you did Kenzi.

Okay. Maybe we can start with something a little simpler.

Wanna pack it in?

Let me help you out.

Tamsin, stop it. You're gonna kill her.

It's what she wants!

I lose everyone.

It's only a matter of time before I lose all of you.

Wherever you go, I go.

Not going anywhere.

You will never be alone.

Ah! Yes! Frank, that was a solid B plus.

It's... It's Tad.

You're hilarious.

Ugh, I'm starving.

Y'know I could really use some Chinese food.

I love my roommate.

That's okay, Tamsin. No need to grab our weapons

and come right back to the pub.

I can take down the bite y little Clurichaun

all by myself, really.

Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry about that.

Y'know, I was totally on my way back

when I just happened to bang into...

Well I banged this guy.

Tad.

Shhh.

In my bed.

Yeah that's weird, right?

But this smells good.

Ahh-ahh-ahhh!

You're not gonna share?

Well, that depends.

Are you gonna share?

Oh Frank! It is your lucky night,

because my succubus friend just got her mojo back

and she's hornier than a monkey with eight dicks.

Or something feminine and sexy.

Mmm. Whatever.

Buckle up, studmuffin. Thank you.

Two twenty-five.

Um... This should cover it.

Exact change.

Come on, man. I'm cold.

Come on, kid. I'm not a pawn shop.

It's-It's my grandfather's watch.

All right, I'm desperate. Have a heart, please.

When are we leaving?

Ah, when I'm good and ready. Yeah.

You know, there are a lot of seats that aren't taken.

Yeah. Yeah, there are.

Guess I was just taken by you.

Mark.

Margaret.

("M399)" | 90 by Maggy now. Maggy Dermay.

Let me guess. You're from a small town

and you have a big family, a very strict family.

Just didn't approve of your being pregnant,

so you're fleeing to the city to raise the baby on your own.

I've done no such thing.

Maggy. | Was just joking.

Just a joke.

You're a... singer, right?

How'd you know?

Maggy Dermay. That name can only belong to a famous singer.

Everyone always said I was really good;

Ever since I was little.

So, my uncle, Leo, he got me a pitch pipe for

my fifth birthday and I've been singing ever since.

Do you still have it? The pitch pipe.

Wow.

I've got it.

So the husband says to the wife, "I want sixty-nine."

To which the wife replies,

"If you think I'm gettin' out of the bed

to make you lemon chicken, you crazy."

Uh, it gets me every time. Ugh!

Bo, did you order delivery?

Hey.

Hey.

Sorry about bursting in.

I wasn't sure if I had the right place.

Doesn't exactly look like a P.I. firm.

Yeah, that is how we like it.

Now you wanna tell us what you're running from?

I'm not running. I'm being followed I think.

BY Who'?

I don't know.

- -What did you do? - -Nothing.

You don't get followed for doing nothing.

I didn't do anything, I swear.

Look, I... I can pay.

It's not much but, it's my grandfather's.

It's gotta be worth somethin', right?

Sorry, we only take Visa.

Tamsin. Please excuse my roommate.

She banged into some low hanging fruit

and now she sucks.

You can keep your watch.

Where's the rest of your clothes?

You're lookin' at it. I don't really have an address.

Okay...

Well, I have a rack of mens clothes in my room.

Don't ask why. Just uh, go take your pick, okay?

It's the first door on your left.

Bo, I don't trust him as far as I want to throw him.

He's trouble. Big trouble.

Trust me. I can feel it in my bones.

He's not worth the agro.

Tamsin. He's in trouble. There's a difference.

Yeah, and what was chasing him could be

right outside our doorstep waiting.

Exactly, which is why I wanna know what it is.

I'll tell you what it is; Not our problem.

Maybe we should make it our problem.

Ugh. How did I know you were going to say that?

Okay, look.

If we're gonna be partners,

we need to get a couple things straight.

One: When you say you're gonna be back with weapons,

ya come back with weapons.

Two: We are never gonna make it unless we find

a more positive way to speak to each other.

And three: We help those who need help, so deal with it.

Yeah that sounds way less confrontational.

I'm sorry, 'kay. It's just...

something about this guy.

He's broke?

No. Something... familiar.

He's broke?

Look, I can't explain it.

And it wouldn't be the first time I've worked for free.

Bo, he's not Kenzi.

We can't keep taking every stray that comes to our doorstep.

I found a shirt.

Wow. Good choice.

Um, a-are you still hungry?

Nah, you know what? On second thought, I'm...

I'm just gonna go.

Hey, Mark, wait.

It's probably all in my head anyways, right?

I spent a lot of time running. A lot.

And one thing I can tell you

is you can never run far enough.

Whatever is chacing you will not stop until you face it head on.

See ya 'round.

Well he left in a hurry.

Wouldn't you?

Oh, Bo!

A'.

Uh, that little shit.

Yeah. Now we do it my way.

These grounds are quite impressive.

If you don't mind me saying Mr. Bates,

the leg is looking much better.

Well, at least she's keeping a low profile

now that she's human.

Make sure Bruce is fed and milked, straight away.

Images of Catherine the Great dance in my head.

A'.

Toodaloo, govna!

Only I find me funny.

And then I said, "It doesn't matter that

you didn't steal the earrings, Rosa.

I already told everyone that you did."

How'd it look if I suddenly

started changing my tune?

But you did the right thing, right?

Of course. I fired her entire family.

Excellent.

So. Your assisstant was murdered. Dish.

I don't really know what to tell you, Evony.

Lisa was a nice girl.

I left her alone. I feel responsible.

Yeah, yeah. None of the equipment that

I paid for was damaged, I hope.

No, no. Just... one precious human life.

That's good.

And the three dead bodies that just disappeared...

Were you gonna mention that?

You have eyes and ears everywhere don't you?

Lauren, I did not get shacked up with a fat,

old money buffoon with fake teeth and horrific gout

to watch the clinic that I opened in my name

get plundered by common thieves.

No, I did it because I am a survivor.

And I will not be made to look like a fool.

The security system that you're signing for should help insure

that this kinda thing doesn't happen again in the future.

And what about my serum?

Coming along? Progress and all of that.

Oh, you know. Can't rush science.

Think you can run from a Valkyrie?

Call me old fashioned,

but I really don't like being stolen from.

Do you know what we do to theives?

Do you wanna take it down a notch?

Can I talk to you?

Now?

Yeah. Like we agreed.

Okay.

Go ahead.

I feel very disrespected when

you backseat drive on my bad cop routine.

Okay. Well, I hear you. But sometimes I wish

you would try a different approach.

Maybe something a little sunnier.

Well, I hear you.

But I have been doing this a very long time

and I would really appreciate and value your patience.

Well, I give you my patience.

Don't even think about it.

Look, what happened to that really weird conversation,

you both seem like really cool chicks.

Then why did you steal from us?

I need to get outta town. Fast.

This belongs to my best friend.

I'm sorry. Honest.

Honest?

Just how many grandfathers did you have? Huh?

Alright. I'm really sorry. You guys are so nice to me.

And nobody ever is, believe me.

I wonder why.

Look, I'm not a bad guy.

Oh no.

What?

He's here.

Who's here?

Bo'.!

Why does it hurt so bad?

Stay with me.

Yeah, run you coward!

This is gonna hurt.

No. No, no, no, no...

Ah!

A'.

I don't have any money.

And I don't want any trouble.

Why don't you just let us inside and open up the register?

No trouble, just cash.

And if I refuse?

Things'|| get messy.

Hmph.

Augh... I can't believe you did that.

Just pulled it right out.

It was for your own good.

I need to feed.

Well, I can always ask Frank to come back up here.

His name was Tad and don't make me laugh; It hurts. Ow.

A'.

Better?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Ah! Oh! It's back. It's not working.

N-No it... it is. Here, just a few more.

Bo, look what I got from E-dog...

Oh my god, so much blood and kissing.

Ah, Lauren, wait... wait.

I just need to get my medical kit.

We need to talk.

Dyson, don't.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

Just now, behind The Dal, Vex saved my life.

Okay, well, he came to my aid.

Two thugs were about to attack when Vex...

Lemme guess. He took them out to make it

look like he's changed, again!

Oh, come on. That's a bit cynical.

Don't worry. That thought's crossed my mind.

But I figured the safest place for Vex is with you.

The one man who will kill him if he's lying.

Better to have a mesmer and not need one.

And you just might.

Three dead humans.

Happened just outside of our border.

I want you and Vex to look into it.

I swore fealty to your granddaughter, Trick.

I serve her now.

Good thing I'm the Acting Ash.

Besides, Dyson, you serve your conscience.

You always have.

Well... at least we have that in common, eh?

Amazing. I just took the equivalent of.

Fae kryptonite out of your shoulder.

Say what?

It's a metal derived from a parasite.

What's so cool about this particular compound is that

it's a mineral and it's also alive.

Every time you heal, this sneaky rascal

resplit the wound.

So that was in my shoulder?

Him, and his little sister.

Oh I might hurl.

I know. I'm excited too.

They're attracted to each other's heat signature.

Where one goes, the other wants to go.

You're gonna wanna bet that the Squish Family Robinson

are looking for these two right now.

So it's like a tracking device.

So, wait. This Robin Hood douche knows where we are?

I'm lucky you came by.

Mmm. It's my professional opinion that

you've always benefitted from human touch.

Okay. This is sweet and all,

but let's get this show on the road.

Places to go, people to find.

Feed.

Thanks, T.

What are partners for?

So, if this archer used these bugs to find us,

maybe we can turn the tables and do the same.

But we need to find Mark.

Where would a young, handsome Fae go

in a town he doesn't know?

So it's like I said, all right? Totally risk free.

All I need from you is enough money to get

back to Africa, claim my inheritance, and then...

then half of it's yours.

Okay, spill it. Who the hell are you, what's going on,

and who's been chasing you?

I don't know, I don't know, and, let's see, I don't know.

Man, those wings are spicy.

Think Schnapps will go with wings?

Stop dicking us around.

What do you care? I'm just trouble anyways, right?

You can feel it in your bones.

Mark, I could've been killed.

You owe me an explanation.

Now stop acting like a child and man up.

He's a hunter.

He's been trying to kill me since I was a boy,

but I don't know why.

Some Fae have natural predators.

What kind are you?

Kinda hopin' you could tell me.

My mother died when I was young.

I don't have any other family.

I keep waiting for something to change; Something to happen.

But it never does.

Maybe there's somethin' wrong with me.

No, it's just not time yet.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Then how come everywhere I go I leave a body count?

Yesterday I was running to catch this bus

trying to get away from the hunter.

Sat down next to this girl...

Sweet girl.

She was moving to the city to be a singer.

I thought she was pretty.

Hey. We can help you.

But you have to trust us. No more lies.

A'.

And I just kind of moved from city to city,

trying to find some honest work,

but guess I'm just not that reliable.

It's okay. You got a lotta time

to figure all that stuff out. Ow!

Why does this hurt so much?

I thought you'd healed?

Yeah, so did I.

It just keeps splitting.

Lauren must've left some shrapnel in there.

Hey.

I... I thought that's how you healed.

It is. And... wow.

Oh, wow.

I've waited a long time for this.

Yeah? Well, we've been waiting all night.

And the Oscar goes to...

"Twelve Years a Babe."

Sorry. I was president of PETA in high school.

Let's take him back to my clinic and lock him up.

Wait. We're not locking him up.

He's a murderer.

Um... Maybe somebody else should take the gun.

Yeah.

Man alive... these weapons are somethin' else.

Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to

the Mesopotamia era of ancient Greece?

How would I?

Ah, carbon dating.

Where am I?

You let me outta here.

You tried to kill an innocent Fae.

And you shot me with an arrow that hurt like a bitch.

So how 'bout no.

That thing isn't anything but innocent.

Okay, I agree; He's frustrating and maybe a little bit

of a scoundrel, but he is not dangerous.

Well you tell that to my wife. You tell that to my little girl.

He killed 'em in cold blood-slaughtered 'em.

What?

Him and all his kind...

They just hunt us down like chattel.

Tore 'em to pieces. Feasted on 'em.

Right in front of my eyes.

That kid tore my ear clean off.

Woulda eaten me too, but I escaped.

'Cause now I won't stop. Not until he suffers the way that I have.

A'.

Gimme your hand.

Why?

Because I wanna believe you.

Now tell me again about your wife.

Do you think mummies care about

how they're portrayed in cartoons?

Y'know, all mumbling and moaning like morons.

I knew a mummy once. Yeah. His name was Andy.

He was a tremendous chef, but uh, terrible hygiene.

As you may have guessed, mummies don't care too much

about domestic things like toilet paper. Heh.

Hey, uh, by the way, I uh, know a few things about being bad.

Y'know, what it all may mean.

The uh, cultural significance.

Yeah, my input could actually be helpful.

But I know you're a proud wolf.

And you just like to figure things out for yourself.

Augh!

I don't want your help.

I don't want you around.

All I see when I look at you

is the man who killed my partner.

All I see when I look in your ridiculous face

is Massimds special friend.

Special friend? He was the closest thing

to a son I will ever have.

You're not helping your case, Vex.

I raised him. Since he was walking.

And you lot went and killed him!

He was an abomination!

He didn't stand a chance.

All he had was me.

I knew he was trouble, Dyson.

I knew he was bad, but it didn't matter.

Nothing he did could change how I felt about him.

He was mine and I loved him.

Quite the legacy, Vex.

Oh, piss off. You were the one who

let him go in the first place.

I'm going to the clinic.

If you are here when I get back, I will kill you.

What is that?

What is what?

That smell.

Somethin'...

Somethin' bad.

Well...

We're in a hospital, Dyson. Everything smells a little bad.

So, uh, whaddya got, detective?

Why these men? Why these three specifically?

Shop at the same super market? Carpool friends perhaps?

I thought I made myself clear, Vex.

Just listen to me. I tried to get Massimo to

leave town, all right? I tried...

Dyson!

Augh! But he wouldn't listen to me!

You seem to have the same problem.

He was my friend too.

Say his name again!

Say his name, one more time!

He's telling the truth, Dyson.

I was with Massimo at the end.

He was completely beyond reason.

Listen, I'm sorry. I screwed up, alright!

You are always sorry. You always screw up.

Do you think it's easy being a good guy?

Always doing the right thing.

Do you know how easy it would be to do the wrong thing?

How good that would feel.

Just do it. Come on! Pull the trigger!

Put me out of my bloody misery.

Dyson, I know that you're in a lot of pain,

but Hale and Kenzi were not his fault.

Dyson, it wasn't anybody's fault.

This isn't gonna fix anything.

W-What happened?

Oh, you know. You tried to kill the hunter.

My ex shot you with a tranquilizer dart.

Usual Thursday fare.

I can explain.

I hope so, Mark. Because that hunter had some

pretty crazy things to say about you.

Of course he did. He's been trying to kill me

since I was a boy.

He said you killed his wife and child.

No I didn't.

Well, he wasn't lying.

Well, what about his ear?

I suppose that just came off on its own?

No, I...

Yeah, I... I bit his ear off.

Mark.

He murdered my mother. What would you have done?

I-I was six years old. I could've done more.

She hid me under the bed.

And I just watched.

I just watched him kill her.

I swear, if you you are lying...

You think I would lie about being a coward?

I-I just laid there. I froze.

And after he turned his back...

once he was finished...

I jumped on him, I bit his ear off, and I ran.

Iran just like I did today when you got hurt.

I didn't want him to kill you too.

I tried... I tried to keep you guys safe.

You are not a coward.

You're just lost.

I'm sick and tired of running.

Of everyone around me dying.

Trust me. Killing that man is not the answer.

Then what is?

I don't have anywhere else to go.

I don't have anyone else to turn to.

I don't have anything else but... this.

Yes. You do.

I promise.

What is it about you?

A'.

Put his hands all over me.

Put his gun to my chin.

He's lucky I don't go kung-fu on his ass.

The pig.

What did you just say?

Pig?

You said pig.

I really don't think I said that.

First vic, his name was Patrick Murphy. He was a cop.

A pig!

Look at this.

His puncture wounds on both of his feet.

He was hung upside down. So he would bleed out quicker.

Like a pig in an abattoir.

Yeah.

The second vic, Shane Miller, he was a prison guard. A bull!

Both men had their throats slit, they were branded,

organs removed and burnt,

both men were hung and bled out.

In Pagan religions, often the pig and the bull would be...

sacrificed. Yeah, their blood was spilled.

In order to purify them,

their organs were offerings up to the gods.

What about the third vie'?

No slit throat.

No puncture wounds.

But he was branded like the other two.

He died of dehydration.

He was Russian. Served eight years of a double life sentence.

Hmph. Somebody must've been a baaad boooy.

Oh come on, copper. You and me both know.

You shave that much time off a double life sentence,

you've been talkin' to the right people.

Yes, a snitch, a rat.

But a rat doesn't fit.

Yeah, but this is a Russian prison.

Snitch isn't a rat; He's a goat.

Sacrifice to the desert to cleanse the sins

in hopes of bringing good fortune.

We're dealing with a cult here. A Fae cult.

Dyson, those three bodies from the elevator crash,

they were taken the other night.

Three ritual killings, three missing bodies.

It could be a connection.

Do you have anything from the missing bodies with a scent?

Yeah. Yeah I do.

Tamsin.

Hey. How was your talk, Demi?

Where's Mark?

I thought he was with you.

A'.

The hunter.

He's gonna kill him.

You sure this is the right place?

Oh yes. The famed shifter nose.

Yes, it is quite the aquiline beauty if I must say so.

Slim, slender, and strong.

Can you shut up?

Don't think I've ever tried.

Bo.

Dyson, my new client, this kid Mark, he's in trouble.

What do you need from me?

If you're close, I need you to go to Lauren's clinic.

He's gonna kill this hunter.

That's what I smelled at the clinic. I'm on my way.

A'

I'm empty again, sweetie.

Sweetie, don't keep me waiting.

You know how angry I get. Oh, right.

Well, guess I'll get my own drink then.

Stop it, Mark. What are you doing?

Why have you been hunting me?

You know why.

You murdered my mother.

To hell with your mother.

Please, Mark!

Why are you hunting me?

Because you're a shifter.

Who the hell are you?

A shifter, like you.

This man has been hunting our kind for centuries.

Dyson. It's been a long time.

We don't hunt Fae anymore, Kelly. It's forbidden.

Especially not shifters who haven't shifted yet.

Figured since the Una Mens got all cut up...

Well, it's open season.

You bastard!

Don't! I know you're mad.

I know you're in a lot of pain.

But killing this man won't change that.

He killed the only family I had.

And our kind killed his. To him, we're responsible.

We can stop this now.

The circle of violence can come to an end.

Now!

- -What? - -Get outta here.

No!

He murdered my mother!

I said go!

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna rip out your throat!

Let me go.

Please, let me go.

Let me go, please.

Please.

Please.

I don't understand. Why let him go?

That's a good question.

See, I think the answer here has something to do with Dyson here

being a self-righteous douchebag but...

hey, I'| let him answer.

Don't wanna talk about it.

Oh my god.

He's your...

Son.

Yeah.

I smelt him when we met.

What?

I knew there was something about him that was, uh...

familiar.

A'.

Mark, wait.

Leave me alone.

Piper.

Judging by your age, your mother would have to be...

Don't! You don't get to say her name.

You bailed and she died.

It wasn't like that.

Oh, then what was it like?

It was...

Oh, wait. I don't care.

She never told me she was pregnant.

She never told me about you.

But I know now.

I know nothing I say can make it right,

but you can stop running.

You don't have to suffer alone.

You'd just get sick of me.

I'm trouble; Everyone says so.

I'm never gonna see it that way. No matter what.

Because I'm your father.

Because of you, family really isn't my thing.

Oh, Evony, hi. I was...

Enough bullshit! I tried to be your friend and be nice to you

for a whole day and it got me nowhere.

Where is my serum?

Well you seem so happy with the rich hubby and the gout...

That was this morning!

Honestly, I'm... These human mood swings, I...

I don't know how you do it.

Well, I wish I had better news for you,

but we have actually had some setbacks...

Setbacks? Oh, okay. Well, I've had setbacks too.

Turns out husband wants to turn the pool house into a man cave.

So I'm gonna have to store a few little...

odds and ends here at the clinic.

The clinic that I paid for. Guards!

Well hello little baby.

What is that?

Oh, this old thing?

It's only the most feared creature known to Fae.

But let's just call it an insurance policy.

Y'know, while I'm human, so nobody gets any funny ideas.

It won't be too much trouble for you to

watch it for me, now will it?

What is it called?

Mmm, nobody knows. It's that old.

Oh, I really hope something bad doesn't happen

if it were to escape.

That would be really bad for you.

Chop, chop! Serum isn't gonna serum itself.

And this little guy is running on battery,

and she be gettin' low.

I'd find a power source if I were you. Tout de suite!

A'.

Go ahead. Kill me.

On one condition.

I'm listening.

Mark.

You leave my son alone.

Son?

You don't say.

Well, just gonna have to enjoy killin' 'im

all the more. Aren't I?

I thought you might say that.

Vex!

I once made the mistake of letting a murderer go.

Because I thought it was the right thing to do.

I won't make that mistake again.

A'.

This time I'll do what feels right.

A son.

Yup.

Like a full grown...

Sexy..-

Oh, you can never tell Dyson that this happended.

I don't know, it's pretty great roommate leverage.

Plus, I do like my collars starched.

Tamsin.

I'm kidding.

Hey, my lips are sealed.

You know, there was a time when I thought

that me and Dyson would...

I bet there was a time for him too.

You guys are good together, even if it's just as friends.

Bo. I just want you to know

that I was hard on Mark for a good reason.

- -Tamsin. - -No.

I was hard on him because I knew he was a liar.

And because I knew he was trouble.

And, I knew I was right because...

'Cause he's just like me.

When I left Valkyrie school, I hurt a lot of people.

And I did a lot of things that I'm not proud of.

Y'know, you and me,

I think we're gonna be okay.

Okay -

Hey.

Hey.

She's beautiful.

Piper. Mark's mother.

I had heard she died.

Just hadn't heard that she was pregnant.

Wasn't around to know.

Wasn't big into long term in those days.

You know, Dyson, this could be a real blessing.

You have a second chance. And Mark is...

Bo.

I love you. I do.

I thank you for stopping by.

But I just wanna be alone tonight, if that's okay.

Hey. Bo.

Thanks for watching out for my boy.

He likes you.

And he could use a big sis.

Sis. Yeah.

You know me.

A'