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Hi!

My flow is so heavy again.

After I had babies, my uterus stopped cooperating with me.

You don't need to inform me about your period every month.

And on a day like today...

It's just an ordinary picnic.

Ordinary?

Don't you know Włodek booked a megastar?

He did?

An Elvis impersonator or a country singer?

Better.

It's her.

Who?

No wonder you got fired from a gossip site if you don't know who that is.

Unfortunately I do.

But what's she supposed to be doing here?

It's a promotional event.

She is the face of a sausage.

"Elite sausage - not for all, but for you!"

She's even on my Rafał's list.

What list, Madzia?

His freebie list. If they meet, he can... you know.

That's why I forbade him to come today.

Lena, do you have a tampon?

A mini? After two births?

Come here, guys. Paweł!

Listen, guys.

First I messaged her on Instagram

but she blocked me.

So I wrote from Suzy's account

but I got no answer.

But she didn't block me!

Stalkers.

But, as Elon Musk likes to say:

Never give up.

Never.

So I wrote Elite Sausage directly and it worked!

So listen up, everyone!

Today we will host a superstar!

The face of Elite Sausage:

Roksana Węgiel!

Yes!

Energy! Picnic! Joy! Barbecue!

Roksana is our rock!

But, boss...

Can we all come to the picnic?

Sure, that's why we have picnics!

I need people at the store!

No, Domi.

Today it's all about the picnic.

Who wants to go to the picnic?

And who wants to stay at the store?

Lena...

You're lame.

So lame.

Kazik?

Are you mad at me?

No.

Then why are you so quiet? Why are you standing so far?

We're talking right now.

And I'm next to you.

Have I done something?

I don't know, have you?

I don't know... have I?

I have work to do.

Here you can switch it off when you get off the stage.

"On" means we hear you,

"off" means we don't.

"On" and "off".

On - off.

Remember you have it on when you go to the bathroom...

- Good morning. - Regional manager! Good morning!

- Mr. Włodek... - Excuse me.

My wife, Suzy.

- Nice to meet you. - Zuzanna. It's a pleasure.

- Finally... - Excuse me.

- I love your goose. - Oh, thank you.

I had trouble reaching you.

And we need to talk.

Of course, but you see, right now we're preparing to greet our star.

I guarantee you're going to love it.

We'll talk soon.

Now we really need to discuss some... Excuse me.

Why is he here?

I invited him to the event.

He keeps emailing me: "We need to talk".

So I said: come over

and witness our success.

Maybe you should go to him, it could be important, Włodek.

Sure, but the picnic is more important.

I must calibrate the cotton candy machine. Excuse me.

But...

Wow, Kazik!

Now we're talking. You look like you mean business.

Just don't smile, Kazik.

Be serious.

Think of something that makes you mad.

- Luba. - Luba makes you mad?

Okay. Think about Luba all the time.

I do.

Okay.

Kazik.

Today you're protecting a VIP: very important person.

Are you ready?

I'm always ready, boss.

- Yes. Okay. No. Something is wrong here. - What?

Come over here, kid.

I'm also fuming with excitement.

Excuse me.

- That's it. - So professional.

Now focus, Kazik.

If anything happens to our star while she's here

we're finished. You got it?

We're fucking done.

I got it, boss. We're fucking done.

Go on.

- Further, further... - Good job, Kazik.

Oh jeez, Włodek!

Further, further...

- It's fine. - Why now!

Stop!

Cool ride.

Well?

- What now? - She's inside.

I can see that.

Kazik, get to work.

You'll break it.

No, wait...

Wait, wait...

Miss Roksana!

Miss Roksana,

don't be afraid of this man,

he is your personal bodyguard.

I am!

She's coming.

- Hello. - Welcome.

Hello, hello.

Welcome.

- It's me. - Nice to meet you.

This is my wife, Suzy.

Hello, I'm Roksana.

Hello, it's a great pleasure.

Roxy and Suzy. How American!

- And this is our amazing Goose team. - Hi!

Nice to meet you.

My dream team!

Cool!

I have a question: where is my dressing room

and what time am I performing?

Let me explain.

That's for Lena. She's missing everything!

I'll take one for Rafał.

He can have some fun, too.

This is really happening...

That's basically it.

Excuse me, I have to ask.

I don't know how I should address you.

Miss Roksana? Roxi? Miss Węgiel?

Simply Roksana.

- Włodek. - Roksana.

- Excuse me... - Here he is!

- Our regional manager. - Hello.

A great guy.

Came here especially to meet you, Roxi.

Okay. Selfie?

What selfie?

- With me. - No, no.

Come on!

- Suzy, come here! - Excuse me.

Let's take a selfie.

Amazing.

Looks great.

What if our star visited every Goose in Poland?

We'd get so many new clients...

Why not? We can make it a challenge:

every store in the country in one week.

- What do you say? - Retail with the stars!

- Yes! - Sounds good!

I'd prefer retail with profits.

Okay.

Have you even tried this sausage?

Fuck no! No way!

Really?

Come on, I'm joking.

Don't you Goose people have a sense of humour?

Give me a break, I am the face of that sausage!

- I'll show you your dressing room. - Great, thank you.

This way. Kazik!

Lena.

It's really fun, don't you want to come?

What's wrong?

Fine, I'll tell you.

When I still worked at the gossip site,

once we went to get kebabs after a party.

It's the middle of the night and I see her.

The icon of veganism and healthy food

devouring a kebab.

The kebabgate scandal?

With the star of our picnic?

Wow.

I took her photo

and posted it on our site's profile.

I called it a huge scandal and hypocrisy.

A celebrity promotes vegan food

while stuffing herself with meat.

You can't do that.

Yeah.

Anyway.

All hell broke loose.

And I lost my job.

Turns out my boss is her close friend.

I also got a fine.

- A big one. - That's horrible.

That's just life.

Now we're both here

and she's promoting sausages.

But Elite Sausage is really good

and the picnic is a success.

Marek.

It's not your fault.

She's the one who ate the kebab.

Maybe she's not even mad at you.

Go talk to her, sort it out.

You won't get another chance like that.

Don't let it bother you for years to come.

You must not fear, fear is the mind-killer.

- What? - I mean...

I was also...

...scared to talk to someone.

I'd been putting it off for a long time.

But...

I knew I had to do it...

Adrianna Natalia and I broke up.

What?

- When? - Yesterday.

It's all very raw.

- Where the fear has gone... - No!

One quote is enough.

Don't turn into Włodek.

I'm going back. See you there.

Goose is perfect for a picnic.

Hello, everyone!

That was wonderful.

Now I will tell you a musical story

about our Elite Sausage.

Are you ready?

Yeah!

Okay, here we go.

I need the prompter.

THIS SAUSAGE IS LEGENDARY

This sausage is legendary.

Nothing about it is ordinary.

This sausage is elite.

From the best Polish meat.

Everyone! It's Elite Sausage!

Not for all, but for you!

Wow. This feels really amazing.

Thank you!

I have a wonderful surprise for you.

These lovely mascots:

Sausagers!

Do you like them?

Who wants one?

Here!

What do you think?

It's awful.

It will give me nightmares.

Okay, nevermind.

And now the most important news of the day:

One kilogram of Elite Sausage

for just nine zloty ninety-nine!

Only today!

Here in your Goose. Are you happy?

Yes!

Thank you, see you soon!

Goose. Everything you need for a barbeque.

Domi, I was only leaving for a second.

Listen, girl... I know people. I see what's going on with you today.

You do?

And what do you see?

You finally started caring about this job.

Everyone left to see the celebrity, you're the only one at your post.

Yes. That's exactly why I stayed.

Cool.

Have you heard this sausage star used to be vegetarian?

Someone caught her with a kebab, I read about it online.

- You don't say... - Yup!

I'm glad she was exposed. I hate hypocrisy.

Me too.

That's what I like about you. You're not afraid to speak your mind.

Even when you're wrong.

Everybody stop. Get away from here.

The star will come out soon to sign autographs.

How many times do I need to tell you? Go on! Move it!

Good.

What's up?

I want to...

...talk to her.

I am here to keep her safe. No can do.

Kazik, come on.

The face of Elite Sausage is on a break.

- Kazik! - Maybe later, but not now.

- Kazik! - I said no. Go away.

- Have you talked to her? - No. Kazik is in bodyguard mode.

He won't let me in.

Wait.

- Kazik? - What?

Have you seen that suspicious guy?

- Where? - Over there, lurking around.

What are you doing here?

- Waiting. - For whom?

That's my business.

You can't be walking around here.

Kazik?

Is everything okay? Are you having fun?

This man is walking funny.

Funny? No, he walks normally.

Excuse me, where is Mr. Włodek?

- This is a serious matter. - Move it, man.

Kazik, don't you have a more important job today?

- I do, but... - Kazik!

Get to work.

Please convince your husband to talk to me...

This is a private tent.

Relax, I'll be out soon.

I know, sorry. But I wanted to talk in private.

Christ, where's that bodyguard?

It's me. Lena.

Lena? Is that you?

That dork with the smartphone?

You destroyed my career!

I was about to go on a world tour

and sing with Beyonce! You ruined that!

I'll never forgive you!

Now I'm stuck here, promoting this fucking sausage!

Hello?

Excuse me?

My name is Lena.

And I wanted to...

I wanted to...

I'm the one who took your kebab photo.

Wow. I'd never expect to see you at sausage festival.

I know. And I know I ruined your career.

I'm the reason you have to promote this sausage now.

Come on. Give me a break.

I don't have to do anything.

I want to do it.

I may be the face of some sausage,

but do you know how much they pay me?

So you don't hate me?

No way.

I'm in a great place in my life.

Do you... work here?

Let me tell you something.

Your boss is a real nutjob.

Włodek.

He's not so bad.

And I needed a steady job, because I got fined after that scandal.

I'm sorry...

Want some sushi?

No, thanks.

Okay.

By the way,

what's up with that bodyguard?

Good heart, complicated past.

Kazik is the bomb.

Everyone here is...

...really cool.

So you're actually happy where you are?

I guess...

I guess I am.

I don't know if I can intrude,

but the crowd is waiting for our star.

Okay, Włodek.

I just have to tell you something.

You have a great person in your team.

Who?

What do you mean? Lena!

Of course, Lena!

Always just do it!

- Bon apetit, Mr. Romek! - Thank you.

It's all very cool, I just wish I could buy a scratchcard.

No...

No!

Eat and scratch, Romek. Maybe today you'll win...

You're the best.

Wow.

Attention!

Kazik is so sexy today.

Like Kevin Costner, only without hair.

I like him in a jacket.

But you know what...

He seems cross with me today.

Maybe he's just serious about the job.

He has a lot to do.

Good candidate for a husband and a father.

Or maybe a lover?

Kazik?

I'm very sorry.

Really. Very sorry.

You are?

I'm very sorry for...

For everything!

I'm glad you got it.

This is important to me.

Kazik...

What can I do for you to forgive me?

Invite me over for a family dinner. Sunday would be best.

Prove you're not ashamed of me...

You want to meet my kids?

That's what this is about?

You've been mad all day

because I haven't introduced you yet?

Yes. I was very hurt.

I really can use a knife and fork.

Or two forks, if it's a fish.

Come here!

Ladies and gentlemen!

What do we need for a barbecue

apart from sausages?

- Barbecue coal! - That's right.

And we have coal!

Actually, it's not simply coal.

It's a real diamond.

Please welcome again the face of Elite Sausage:

Roksana Węgiel!

Thank you, Włodek. What a lovely metaphore.

I am truly touched.

Thank you.

The atmosphere here is amazing.

I have something special for you now.

It's a kind of a challenge or a quiz.

- Are you ready? - Yes!

What do you think?

- Have you talked to the regional manager? - I will, after the picnic.

Look, I have a Sausager for you.

I'll get Roksana's autograph in a second.

Leave those fucking Sausagons alone

and just go talk to him!

It's a Sausager!

And if Roksana plays her cards right,

this will get us land in Masuria in thirty years.

You're welcome.

Question three:

Where were sausages invented?

In Poland.

Unfortunately not.

In Germany.

But today everybody wins. You also get a Sausager!

You probably think I don't stand a chance.

I come over to get an autograph, do some sweet-talking.

I get her number and... you know.

Shouldn't you be handling the sound system?

Everything is under control.

It's all automatic.

Did you sort it out?

I did.

And? Are you guys cool?

Everyone.

Boys and girls.

Remember: Goose is the best store

and Elite sausage is the best sausage.

Goose is a family store,

a store for everyone.

A store full of wonderful things.

This is what Goose stands for.

And let me share something personal.

Thanks for your support today.

Come on, I'll always help you.

I've always wanted to find passion in my job

and to find family in my coworkers.

Do you want to...

...go out and celebrate later?

Are you all going somewhere?

No. I thought it could be just us.

I want to thank my beloved wife, Suzy!

I don't think that's a good idea.

All right! So remember:

Long live Goose!

Long live Roksana!

And now, once again:

Roksana is our...

Rock!

Roksana is our...

Rock!

Roksana is our...

Rock and roll!

I'm here!

Excuse me, I also wanted to quickly thank

my whole team here at Goose!

Bravo!

That turned out great, right?

I also want to thank you so much.

Thank you, Goose, for inviting me here.

What an amazing day in my life.

But the important thing to remember is:

Elite Sausage.

Not for all,

but... for... you!

- Thank you. - No, thank you for inviting me.

- Mr. Włodek, we need to... - What a success.

I can't wait any longer.

- May I? - Sure.

I'll give it to you straight.

Your store hasn't met the profit criteria for three consecutive quarters.

That's disputable...

There's nothing to dispute.

This is a violation of our contract.

The decision of the Head Office is final.

We're closing this Goose.

- What did you say? - You're closed!

What? You want to close our store?

Our Goose? You can't do this to me!

Włodek...

I guess I'd better go now.