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Looks better than in the photos, right?

I thought she's taller.

Stop it or she'll notice you're staring.

So? She's used to being stared at.

Look how she's breaking the ice.

She seems so normal.

She doesn't visit every franchise.

No way. Only one in three.

I had to fight for it.

Well done, boss.

Such a celebrity in our store.

Luba, you want a selfie with her? Come on!

A selfie...

Fine.

Madzia, take one with me.

You want one? Okay.

Wait!

Lena, want a selfie?

No, thanks.

Loyalty points. My favourite kind.

Because they are awarded for loyalty.

I see Toms the Turkeys.

How many did you take, Romek?

As many as I could.

Why?

I need an army.

Take some other animal.

I don't like the others.

But...

Look, you left one turkey.

What's it going to look like: no turkey in the goose bunch?

Turkey is my favourite animal.

Romek, no!

How many loyalty points did you have?

I'm a loyal customer.

Loyal? Try: disloyal!

He took all of my turkeys!

Noisy turkey.

The Goose Bunch campaign grande finale!

Get our special offers and collect all toys!

Hi there!

Good morning.

Nice rump.

Circle of life.

You shop, you get points, you collect toys.

Who could come up with that? Only Uncle Sam.

But he didn't do it alone. It was a whole bunch of people.

People with inner wealth and courage who rode their wagons all through America

and discovered gold in Alasca.

That's how they built USA greatness. That's how we build our greatness.

That's why people like me are needed in Goose.

That's why we need to push forward like a mother during delivery.

So that we deliver new quality.

Circle of life.

Our points.

Our toys.

Our cats.

And other animals.

There's different species.

Wanna join us for a pub quizz Saturday?

I'm going away this weekend.

Where?

I don't know.

You don't know where you're going?

Adrianna-Natalia is handling it.

I don't know, maybe it's just me...

...but this goose just seems creepy.

Have you talked to her?

She's does not talk. It's company policy.

Jarosław Boberek does voice-over in adds, and an actor can't visit all...

Wait, have you talked to her?

She talked to me.

What did she say?

I think she complimented me.

Part of me.

Complimented?

She said: "Nice rump".

The goose said "nice rump" to you? Did she point at her rump, like...

Like she has a nice one?

No, she meant my rump.

This is outrageous.

It is?

Isn't it?

Yeah, no, I mean, it is, I think.

You think? That's workplace harrassment. Marek, we need to do something about it.

We do?

Lena, you're right.

But Mariusz always says:

Keep your cool! Stay calm.

Or you'll mess things up.

Let's talk to Włodek!

Yeah, let's.

GOOSE BAKERY

That's enough!

You can't grope bread.

You touch, you buy!

I didn't touch anything.

Me neither.

I was just looking.

Shameless gropers.

Madzia, why are the radishes in the fruit section?

- They are? - "They are"? Would I ask otherwise?

Sorry.

A headstrong goat...

...and meek sheep.

It's really...

Outrageous.

Outrageous is a strong word.

And it's harrassment.

That's an even stronger word. The "h" one.

Marek...

Are we sure...

...that you heard her right?

Pardon?

That the Goose didn't say...

...something like...

"Nice..."

"...rum"?

What?

Yeah, rum. The alcohol. Rum.

- Rum? - Yes , nice rum.

- Who talks about rum? - Who doesn't?

Weekend is coming, so what do you need?

Some nice rum.

Everyone is talking about rum now.

Some rum would be yum!

Besides, our Goose doesn't talk, you know?

Jarosław Boberek does voice-over in adds.

An actor can't visit all stores. There's not enough time for that...

That would be absurd.

You know there's someone inside, right?

Of course. There's someone inside.

I'm not disputing that at all.

Yes, there's a person inside.

I cannot stress that enough.

Still, it can get very loud in the store.

There's a lot of commotion.

It's easy to mishear something.

Enough. I demand a confrontation.

A confrontation?

Perpetrator versus victim.

What victim?

Marek!

Let's go!

Wait, where are you going?

That's how it starts, then it escalates.

It's uncontrollable. I will...

Oh my god, children!

Say it again.

Repeat what you told Marek at the beverage aisle around 10.20 a.m.

What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?

Goose doesn't talk. It's company policy.

I know! Kazik!

- What is it? - Is the beverage aisle monitored?

Sure.

Then we need to listen to the tapes.

Someone's walking on thin ice...

But we only get the video, no sound.

- Really? - Yes.

But maybe she was facing the camera.

Then we can try to potentially...

...beak-read.

No. The beak is sewn together. There's no mouth opening, see?

How can the goose talk with a sewn beak?

Exactly. Lena, this doesn't add up.

It wasn't the Goose who said it, it was...

Marek knows what he heard! Back me up, Domi!

Marek.

The goose approached you, right?

And she commented...

A rough kitty...

...and a nice doggy.

We cannot ignore this, Edyta!

If we let this go, what's next? Groping!

It's already happening.

And it's disgusting.

What's already happening?

Groping.

You witnessed groping?

Unfortunately.

Groping of what?

Of buns.

Unbelievable!

I know, but what was I supposed to do?

You can't detain anyone for this.

That's exactly what you should do.

Next time you see the groper, don't hesitate.

Detain the monster.

Lena, can I have a word? Come with me.

I have to do something about it.

I'll tell you what to do.

This is the best way.

Head-butt him, don't get your hands dirty.

No. Joint-lock is better. I'll show you.

- Come on. - Don't try if you can't do it.

Bend down.

A feisty bull...

...and a stubborn donkey.

Nice one, man!

Why are we out here?

There are no cameras or witnesses here.

And this is a very delicate matter.

You want to step on the toes of some very important people.

Let's be clear: I'm on your side.

I don't always see eye to eye with the corporation.

But this goose...

You mean this sexual predator.

Predator or not, she's the brand's face!

People love her. They quote her jokes from adds!

"This goose lays golden eggs..."

That's a cool line.

People need to look up to someone.

This Goose is our identity. It's us.

You're willing to destroy it all over one silly joke?

"Acting in anger only brings more evil."

You know who said it?

The Buddha.

No. Mariusz.

No way, we're not letting this go.

Marek...

Marek!

Come on. Come.

- But I really have to... - I'm sorry, Kazik, this is important.

May I have your attention, please.

Something unacceptable happened in the store today.

A senior employee serving as a Goose...

...harrassed one of us.

So since the management won't support us...

...I am calling for an official protest.

Okay, but what actually happened?

A predator goose addressed Marek with totally unappropriare words.

She said:

"Nice rump."

At least she told the truth.

Sorry. That's inappropriate.

Calm down, let's get the facts straight.

You're right, Kazik. Thanks.

Marek, what were you wearing?

What?

Same things I'm wearing now.

So you were in tight jeans.

Is it tight?

I can easily bend down.

Wait, you bent down in front of her?

What does it matter?

We're all people.

Even the goose, in a sense.

I would be glad a VIP noticed me.

She visits so many stores, sees so many rumps...

Can you hear yourselves?

This is classic gaslighting and victim blaming.

I would never do that! Because...

...I don't even know what these words mean.

You don't listen to the victim.

The victim hasn't said anything.

What?

You keep talking about Marek's pain, but he is silent.

Of course. I'm sorry.

Marek, please tell us how you felt when it happened.

Honestly?

Honestly.

I was fine.

I caught you, you monster.

Wait, what's this about?

New delivery?

Wait, are we fighting?

No.

Okay, cool.

You must want something to have a fight. And you're "fine" with everything.

Is this a compliment or an insult?

Does it matter? What if it was an insult?

Would you say something? Get offended?

Life's too short to get offended.

Life's too short.

Life's too short for being a yesman.

You always say: yes, sure, no problem, okie-fucking-dokie.

And now you don't even know where you're going for the weekend!

What?

You have a hopeless job and a hopeless relationship!

You'll get stuck in this store and won't amount to anything

because you can't even say "Stop!" when some duck molests you!

Stop!

I know, you warned me.

People don't listen to me, because I have big muscles.

But I am both strong and smart.

And I am strong and stupid.

GET TO KNOW OUR BUNCH! SHOP AND COLLECT TOYS!

Come here, Kazik!

I think I discovered something.

What?

Włodek, Lena, Madzia...

I think the headquarters watched us.

And based on us, they...

A cow?

What is it?

No, nothing. I was wrong.

You think you can do whatever you want?

Everyone in the spotlight thinks so.

You think the world belongs to you.

But it doesn't, you silly old goose.

Come on, Lena, head-butt this swan!

The... world... does... not... belong... to... you!

Goose...

Oh my god! Miss Goose!

Miss Goose, are you all right? Christ!

I told Włodek we'll inform the headquarters.

Why? You can fire me without them.

It's not about you. It's about the Goose.

She was inappropriate with Marek.

Wow. Thanks.

Don't thank me, I had no choice. It's U L B.

Are these new corporate guidelines?

No, old street ones. Unity, Loyalty, Brotherhood.

Sisterhood.

It's good you intervened. The monster will be done.

We can't tolerate perverts.

Jesus Christ... I didn't know it's so terrible!