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Remeber, frutti di mare doesn't
equal fruit. Right, Lubow?
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Then why is it spelled like this?
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I know! Sorry I'm late. My bus didn't come.
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Yeah, sure.
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Lobow's bike tire burst on Monday,
Maddie got a stomach flu on Wednesday.
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It was a diarrhea. Big time.
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And Kid's hamster died on Thursday.
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I had to bury him, Lena.
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That was your third hamster burial
in three months, bum head.
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I'm not lying.
And that's my first time.
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So... chill out. It won't hurt you.
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Wear something warm.
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Why?
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You'll need it at the frozen food section.
You'll take Lobow's place.
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Are you joking?
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I smile when I'm joking.
Am I smiling now?
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You're not smiling.
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I was at frozen foods last time and
it's not even my turn.
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Let it be a lesson for you.
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Next time I'll ask my whip
to talk to your asses.
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No smile. She's not joking.
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Here. I don't mind the cold.
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Goose
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Variety of frozen foods at Goose.
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Coffee?
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Thanks, I got an americano.
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Yeah, I already had a flat white. Not sure
if I should have cappucino or latte.
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Where did you get it?
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At Honkoffee of course!
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If I could, I'd do this to Domi.
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Hug her?
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You think I hug people like that?
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Wlodek, how many times have we been
over this?
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Regulations prohibit catering services
in the store premises.
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Marlena, come and get your warm
cup of coffee.
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Boss, my name is Maddie.
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I know, I know. Marek and Lena, Marlena.
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Like "honk" and "coffee",
that is Honkoffee.
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New coffee place in your favorite Goose!
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Wlodek, do you understand? They have an
article for that in the franchise contract.
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You only see orders and prohibitions.
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Do you know what I see? I see...
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A group of friends meeting at Honkoffee.
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And they leave lots of money. And then buy
a bag of chips!
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That's a new American marketing strategy.
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Nobody goes to a cinema to see
a movie, they go to eat popcorn.
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Let me be clear: I don't approve this!
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What will you do if an inspector comes
and gives you a penalty?
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I won't do anything!
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By then...
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I will be out on the parking lot!
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That's smart!
Like a traveling circus.
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But did they sell coffee?
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No.
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Nevermind. Listen!
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Every cafe needs a barista!
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Does Mr. Starbucks make the coffees himself?
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No! Because that's tiring and he
employs people to do that.
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So my question is: who wants to do it?
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We're in a land of ice and I gotta
tell you, Lena, it's fucking freezing.
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Coffee. Legends say it was brought
to Europe by a Pole,
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Jerzy Franciszek Kulczycki.
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Was it his way of avoiding
frozen foods shift?
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Probably not.
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But it could your chance.
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Just raise your hand.
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What do you think? Let's not stand
here like two penguins.
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I'll do it.
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Great, Lena! Come up to the cart,
I'll show you how it goes.
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No, Lena already got an assignment
for today.
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Maddie can replace her.
Lena, make Maddie a cup of coffee.
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I've had two already, boss.
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Take another one so you don't get cold.
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Come on, Lena.
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I don't know at which course
I've heard this sentence:
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If you have a thought,
first think the opposite.
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What is bussiness in 21st century?
Let's think out of the box!
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Think ahead of times, ahead of mentors,
ahead of anything possible.
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People can come here to get coffee,
not groceries.
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Milk, eggs? I got it at Goose.
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- Then why are you here?
- To get a coffee!
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- To go?
- No!
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I want to drink it between dairy
and frozen foods aisles!
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That's pretty crazy!
But healthy.
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Who came up with this first?
Competition?
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Their minds don't even go there.
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Honkoffee.
I have a good feeling about this.
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Lena, I have a great offer.
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You get back to frozen foods
and there will be no consequences.
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That's a great offer
but unfortunately I have to turn it down.
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Don't even think you'll sell
even one coffee.
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How are you so sure?
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This ain't your office where you drink
soy latte and suck up to celebrities.
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That's exactly how it looked.
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This is Goose. You come here to get
mirepoix for your chicken soup.
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We'll see.
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Hi, could I get a coffee with milk?
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Of course!
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But we have to find an electric outlet.
Let's go over to the fridges...
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Sorry, I'm in a hurry...
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He's gone. But I know where's
an outlet you could use.
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Really? Where?
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Up Wlodek's ass
that you've been kissing all day.
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Frozen fries just for 8.99
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- Maddie?
- Yeah?
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How come you're so fast today?
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It slapped me more than I thought it would.
But it's okay, work is easier.
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- What was the dosage?
- Triple.
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Triple? How come?
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He gave me three just to try it.
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But he said I have to pay for next ones.
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That's my strategy to make them addicted.
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Dang. You're right.
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I want more already.
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Okay, I'm going 'cause I'm hyper.
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Jesus Christ.
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Wlodek, I beg you, forget this cafe
'cause it'll get us in trouble!
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Domi, I'll get you happy pills from
America. They're a hit over there.
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Boss, how much was it?
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It wasn't cheap.
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Kaziu, think about a number.
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- Got it.
- Add three zeros.
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A milion?
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Subtract three zeros.
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It's all about investement.
But if my wife found out about it...
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You haven't told your wife?
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What for? "Wlodek, don't you have enough
on your mind?"
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"Wlodek, do you want to go bankrupt?"
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Go bankrupt?
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My wife is a lovely woman
but unfortunately...
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She tends to exaggerate.
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You really leave me no choice.
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You're gonna yap to the headquarters?
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Relax, Kazik. I'm not a rat.
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Coffee?
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Coffee?
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Hello, would you like some coffee?
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25 for a latte?
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I can get two bags of coffee for that!
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COFFEE
ONLY TODAY: 50% OFF
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- What are you doing?
- Promoting coffee on sale.
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I need to get more, people
are buying it like crazy.
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Go away, you ruining my bussiness.
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I can't. Domnika told me to
stand right here.
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She's doing it on purpose.
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Stop following me.
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By "right here" she meant...
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next to you.
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Marlena strikes again! Marek and...
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And Lena.
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You know...
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Where's Wlodek?
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Wlodek, we need to talk!
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What an occasion! Lena, meet my wife, Suzy!
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Call me Zuza. Wlodek still hasn't left
Greenpoint in his heart
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- Hi.
- Lena. Hi.
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That's where we've met. I went there
to search for my father.
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As it turned out,
he had another family already...
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And there's an American version of Wlodek
and...
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But I came back with my wonderful wife.
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What an occasion! Three managers of three
biggest departments of my life.
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My house, the cafe and the store.
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In descending order of importance
of course.
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Wlodek was just telling me about the big
success of the cafe I didn't know existed.
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I haven't told you?
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I told you! When you were falling asleep.
In our bed. I did tell you.
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Right! We're not going to talk about
our intimate matters here.
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Although I assure you this department
is very exciting as well.
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Of all possible days you chose today!
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I was in the neighbourhood.
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What a coincidence!
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Wlodek was telling us that you're
an excellent barista!
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So good that you're coffee is soon going to
pay for the coffee machine.
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Lena, this could easily end badly.
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Either you tell the truth and
make peace with defeat,
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Or start bluffing.
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But remeber the words
of Archduke Leopold Wilhelm:
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One who lies to boss' wife
ends fucking badly.
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Yes, soon we'll get there.
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How many coffees do you sell per day?
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It's hard to say.
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Okay.
I understand.
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So maybe we should go to the store
and see this great success.
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Great idea!
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What are you talking about? She's a mother
of two, she has no time for drugs.
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She gets money for drugs from the state.
500+ twice.
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- 800
- But wouldn't that be 1000?
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They give 800 for per one child.
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We have to intervene.
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Let's save her.
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Well, I have to get back to the checkout.
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Kazik?
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I have to...
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Keep things under control. Only couple of
bags of coffee are left.
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When you visit her in rehab...
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remember who's fault it is.
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But people are going mad about
the last bag of coffee on sale!
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Thay have ants in their pants.
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Frozen pierogis only for 14.99
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Wow, what a crowd!
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- And I can get whatever coffee I want?
- Sure! Drink it, stand there for a moment.
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Can I get a scratchcard instead?
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Get two coffees.
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Lubow. Go get me a coffee from Lena,
will you?
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Why can't you do it yourself?
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- She won't sell it to me.
- Why?
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She said I've had too many.
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How many did you have?
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Not too many.
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I can... I can stop whenever I want.
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So? Will you go?
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Americano for you. There's sugar.
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I don't need it. Thank you.
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Another satisfied customer.
Well done, Lena!
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What the hell is this?
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Maybe you could use some sugar after all?
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I burnt my tongue!
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You give out hot coffee
without any warning?!
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You didn't warn him the coffee is hot?
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Coffee is always hot.
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Are you suggesting I'm dumb?
I won't let this slide!
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Sir, I'm very sorry for my colleague.
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Domi, show our guest the fridge. Maybe he
can get some icepop to soothe the burn.
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Go ahead!
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What a situation!
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What a moron. Everybody knows
coffee is hot.
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He can sue us for big money!
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He most surely will sue us!
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He will sue us because he burnt his tongue?
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He burnt it with our coffee!
He will want compensation!
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You haven't heard about that Arizona case?
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This woman won 3 milion lawsuit against a
coffee shop chain. What chance do we have?
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Lena, why did you do this to me?
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Fried tongue in coffee glaze.
A treat!
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Hear how it sizzles?
I'd say it's well done.
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Remarkable dish but it doesn't suit
every pocket.
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Thanks to your courtesy, Wlodek will
pay a fortune for it.
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Bon appetit!
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It wasn't my fault!
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Sure, you only gave him the coffee. It's
the owner who always faces the charges.
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We need to come up with a settlement.
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Excuse me, I'd like to buy a coffee.
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What coffee? There is no coffee!
You better focus on getting your groceries!
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- Coffee is no more!
- What do you mean "no more"?!
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Back to work. Go. Now.
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Frozen foods on sale. Only today at Goose.
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Strawberry flavour!
That's my favorite, too!
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Have a few more to go. It's on us.
249
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,160
Because of you I have a high-degree burn.
250
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,360
There are articles for such slander without
any evidence.
251
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,560
Do you know what frauds like you
get in prison?
252
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,440
Pardon!
253
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,160
I have witnesses!
254
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,760
We shouldn't make any rushed decisions.
255
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,560
I was thinking...
256
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,840
Maybe this would help you
make up your mind?
257
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,440
Maybe this would help you
make up your mind?
258
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,560
100 dollars?
259
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,320
The exchange rate is steadily rising.
Keep it long enough and you'll have more.
260
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,960
In US they say a dollar
is like a new bitcoin.
261
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,800
What are you talking about?
I'm a man of God.
262
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,600
I consider our first stage
of negotiations successful.
263
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,520
I'll come back to you...
264
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,320
With some solutions.
265
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,320
Show me your tongue.
266
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,800
You're jonesing?
267
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,720
Maddie?
268
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,120
I don't know how I'm
supposed to pick up my kids.
269
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,480
Listen.
270
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,200
Do you know how many of my friends lost
their families 'cause of this shit?
271
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,040
24?
272
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,760
None.
273
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,120
I don't want you to be the first.
274
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,440
Next time I see you bipped
I'll tell Wlodek.
275
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,120
Have some coffee.
It'll help you get back on your feet.
276
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:25,880
Frozen pierogis with berries.
Only today at Goose for 14.99
277
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,320
Kazik's making sure
he won't call his lawyer.
278
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,240
But I don't know for long we can
stop him from doing that.
279
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,320
What should we do?
280
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,320
Start eracing the evidence.
Make this cart dissappear.
281
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,240
You're right.
282
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,960
But I think he won't let this go.
283
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,720
Maybe Lena should step up
and apologise to him.
284
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,320
She got us into this lawsuit.
285
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,320
There's no lawsuit yet!
286
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,720
- Yet!
- Right.
287
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,880
Lena, apologise to him.
288
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,960
I think he's a loner so if you could go on
a date with him it would really help us!
289
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,960
But don't get coffee together.
290
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,280
Wlodek, maybe I should also give
him a lapdance?
291
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,920
I'm fine with this.
292
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,200
Your suggestion was extremely sexist, boss!
293
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,320
Alright, I'm sorry!
I take it back!
294
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,520
Apologise without the date thing.
295
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,120
No. I won't do it.
296
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,720
Even kids know you can get a burn.
297
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:38,120
So you're suggesting we should all lose our
jobs and Wlodek should go to jail?
298
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,840
No, I didn't say that.
299
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:45,840
I just googled that similar situation led
to a complete falldown of a restaurant.
300
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,400
Thank you, Lena.
301
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,200
Okay! You won.
302
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,600
I'll tell him I'm sorry.
303
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:03,520
But I think it's pointless and
I don't think it's my fault.
304
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,480
Great. Very good.
305
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,400
Just skip the second part.
306
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,440
Lena?
307
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,520
Don't fuck this up.
308
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,200
Oh boy, I'm falling apart.
309
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,000
What are you doing to your employees here?
310
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,200
Chill. Why you so nervous?
311
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,520
My brother-in-law works at city guard.
312
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,480
I'll tell him what happened to me here.
313
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,240
I haven't seen your tongue so
I'd say nothing happened to you.
314
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,240
For the third time: I won't
show you mu tongue!
315
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,400
- So you're lying.
- Excuse me?!
316
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,200
I've seen no evidence of any burn.
317
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,880
Okay, look.
318
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,440
Normal, red tongue.
319
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,680
Because it's burnt!
320
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,720
I had a similar attention-seeker
as a cellmate.
321
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,600
He also walked around stores and tried
to scam honest people.
322
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,080
No one would ever shake hands with you
at our prison.
323
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,480
I've never encountered such rabble.
324
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,320
I'll write a complaint against you.
325
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,440
- Oh, what a loser.
- You're a loser!
326
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,800
Happy hour is over.
327
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,120
Stop!
328
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,600
Leave me alone!
329
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:44,720
Listen! Yet another time it turns out that
a simple "sorry" can make miracles happen!
330
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,440
Good job, Lena!
331
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,800
Marek...
332
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,160
Get this cart and put it in the storeroom.
333
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,080
If someone asks - it was never here.
334
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,040
- Sure thing.
- Let's go.
335
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,520
You did a great job with this coffee!
336
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,320
- Excuse me?
- Good thing you burnt him.
337
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,360
He burnt himself.
338
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,000
Nevermind. What's important is that
the cafe is gone.
339
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,120
Sorry, maybe I should have gone easier with
the lawsuit, but I know what works on him.
340
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,720
So there wasn't any downfall...?
341
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,320
There wasn't.
342
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,400
Lawsuits like that in Poland?
343
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,920
You're such a rookie.
344
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:38,080
But remember. Next time don't join his
excitement about those stupid ideas.
345
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:44,240
Domnika's here to nip them in the bud.
346
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,680
Great. Thanks.
347
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,920
See you tomorrow, Lena.
348
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,080
It's going to be a great fucking day.
349
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,720
Tomorrow: frozen foods.
350
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,800
Don't forget to wear layers.
351
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,200
I'll tell you my secret:
I'm wearing underpants.
352
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,200
I recommend it.
353
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,520
And my thermos with coffee.
But don't burn your tongue!
354
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,840
Do you remember the words of
Archduke Leopold Wilhelm?
355
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,480
- I'm fucked.
- You are.
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