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Honk, honk! We announce a sale!
Over 3000 stores in Poland.
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The Goose of future.
Come and see.
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Goose.
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Fill the water container.
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Add coffee.
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Strange, isn't it?
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Coincidence?
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Yes, the fact that we work together
is a pure coincidence.
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Grind the coffee, pour some water.
Should be simple.
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Fucking limescale?!
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Great engineers! They sent a man
to the Moon.
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But somehow there isn't an office
with a working coffee machine.
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The Moon, right?
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Wow.
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I thought you only existed on the internet.
Do you believe in reptilians, too?
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I know what you'll say.
These aren't conspiracy theories.
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Use your brain. How the hell did they fly
to the Moon and send a video if this...
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If this is beyond them...
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One small step for a man...
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The Goose.
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Come here, guys!
Come closer.
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A good boss knows when to step aside
to let his employees shine.
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And because it's all thanks to you... So...
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Shine on you crazy diamond!
Domi, Domi, Domi!
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Out of 3212 stores in Poland...
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Only seven of them were invited
to this pilot program.
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Welcome to the future.
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Self-service checkout!
I thought we already had those.
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Well, no.
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This isn't any
self-service checkout.
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That's Honkee.
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- Hi, Honorata!
- What?
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I thought we will name them all.
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Honkee. A highly advanced device
with innovative AI system.
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Artificial Intelligence.
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It's going to revolutionize shoppping.
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Few people know that within 10 years
almost half of the jobs in Poland
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will be taken over by robots.
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Should we be happy about it?
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If yes, is it the same happiness
Native Americans felt
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When they saw Columbus ships
on the horizon?
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Shortly thereafter,
almost all of them died.
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Or maybe it is good robots will replace us?
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Robots are better than us.
And for sure they are better than you.
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Maybe you're disposable?
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We need all of you!
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Get as many customers as possible
to use Honkee.
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Headquarters believes in us.
Let's not let them down.
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Headquarters knows us?
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What do they say about me?
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More people means more data. More data
means higher profit and stronger Goose!
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Remember - we are making history.
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Welcome to the team, Honkee.
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System update
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Well...
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Don't touch it!
You'll break it.
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Just because I was imprisoned for a few
years means I'm backward?
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You threw away my wireless earphones
'cause you thought they were wiretap.
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This prototype is worth 430 000.
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PLN!
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I'm personally responsible for it and there
musn't be a single scratch on it, yes?
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Alright.
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System update
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Hi, I'm Honkee. Nice to meet you!
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You!
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Go.
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Go, go, go!
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I'm Honkee. What about you?
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I'm not.
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Haha, nice one. I'll remember it.
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Put your purchase under my wing.
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Where's the wing?
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Sorry, I can't accept it.
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I can't sell energy drink to a minor.
It's against Polish law!
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You! Honkee...
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I'm 28! And a half.
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Do you know I can tell your age
just by looking at you face?
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Remember! I'm nice.
But I can call your parents.
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It's alive!
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Get to work!
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Try our innovative self-checkout, Honkee!
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Go for it! Honk, honk!
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It's Artificial Intelligence, ma'am.
It talks to you.
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Sir, we have a new self-checout, Honkee.
It's worth trying! Trust me!
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You like to obey orders?
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Handcuffs and whips are fine.
But gags make my teeth hurt.
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I'm talking about corporations!
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Oh. I haven't tried that yet.
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I mean you're a revant of a corporation!
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They are stealing our identity!
They want to dictate what to think and eat!
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Don't you think you're overreacting?
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You're diet includes only fat and meat.
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Why didn't you choose
any vegetables?
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See? You're on their side.
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They won't get me.
I erased all my digital traces.
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I know how to defend myself.
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But those poor people...
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Kids... The elderly...
Lads from the hood...
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They won't even realize when corporations
take control of their lives.
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If they haven't already...
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Hey, you took all the magnets
from the fridge?
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Cover me.
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Chronicles of the empire: Wlodek
on modern technology.
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When I was a small boy living in a
plain tenementhouse under communism
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There was only one phone
in the apartment number two.
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Nowadays when I go number two
I have a phone in my hand.
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And that's how it works.
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Do we ride horseback? No. 'Cause we
invented cars. To be precise, John Ford did
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Did people carry things when the wheel
was invented? No, they built carriages.
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Should we count everything like that?
No, we have II Intelligence!
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Excellent! Granola is a great source of
fiber that benefits intestinal function.
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Do you think it's self-aware?
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Yes, I think it's a sensitive, young poet
with an absent father complex.
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If I was a human being
I would use it on my sandwiches, too.
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I'm so jealous!
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I've loved robots since
I was a child.
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Marek, you love the fact that Tuesday
is Tuesday.
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Robots will save humanity.
That's what "Terminator" is about.
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No, it's here to replace us.
You'll be disposable soon.
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You're being robotophobic. What if
someone said that about Polish people?
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Half of UK says that.
And look! Nothing happens.
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- Is it always so cold here?
- Yeah.
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A robot could do it for you.
They don't get cold.
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Buttery butter for your sanwiches!
On sale. Only today. Honk, honk!
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
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Oh dear, we're in trouble!
I'm sorry, there's a problem.
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But don't worry, one of my human friends
will soon come to help us.
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I'm here.
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Sorry, there's a problem. We're in trouble!
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This butter is from today's delivery
and that means that new smartass...
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Goose is a child-friendly space.
Don't use any vulgar words, please.
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Shut your beak.
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How could you put that out?
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You know what could be the cost
of your mistake? It's a sabotage!
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Thanks! I knew there's something
I'm talented at.
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So...
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Now use your talent to collect every butter
from the store
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and put it in the cold storage.
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Understood?
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Artificial Intelligence and low prices.
Only at Goose.
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I'm not giving up easily.
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Excellent choice! This sandwich spread is
a great choice.
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Do you know that sandwich was invented by
John Montagu, 4th earl of Sandwich?
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That's a smart thing, isn't it?
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But given your body mass index, I suggest
choosing light version of mayonnaise .
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But it's very rude.
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For fuck's sake! That's outrageous!
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Fucking health advisor!
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Oh, we're in trouble!
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- But Kazio...
- Don't you worry, I got it.
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Always the two wires...
Brainwashing! No need to choose.
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Reset.
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Oh, we're in trouble!
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error #2137
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Hey, what are you doing?!
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I need to take this. Safety issues.
This product is contaminated.
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With what?
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Cocaine.
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- I have two.
- Thank you very much.
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Alright, I think that's all.
I'll help you in the cold storage.
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Marek, why are you like this?
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Like what?
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Ar you on ketamine? Microdosing?
Shrooms? LSD?
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Is it a disorder?
You damaged a part of your brain
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that's responsible for
critical thinking in an accident?
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I'm simply kind.
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Did you touch it?
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Stay here. I'm calling backup.
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In our prison the TV broke all the time.
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It would lose signal
in the worst moments possible.
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I don't know if E.T.
ever went home.
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But listen...
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There was a wonderful electrician, Mietek.
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And he had a foolproof method.
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Kicking it hard?
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Turn the fuse off and
then turn it on again.
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- But Kazio!
- Just wait.
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Marek, nobody's "simply kind".
People always want something.
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Fuck.
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What's going on?
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Marek!
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There was a short circuit, something
must have happened with the lock.
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Wait.
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I will call somebody.
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There's no signal!
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So it's just the two of us.
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Kind and well behaved. Always says
"hello" first.
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That's what neighbours say about people
who turn out to be serial killers.
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Remember all those true crime series
you watched when you couldn't sleep?
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Maybe because of their pleasant nature
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it's so easy for them to lure their victim
into a closed space.
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Of course their goal is to
brutally murder the victim.
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I knew it.
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Really? It never happened before.
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No one is simply kind.
You had it planned!
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What do you mean?
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Stay away.
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- Lena, are you alright?
- Stay away, psycho!
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OKay, you're not feeling well.
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You can see it in the systrem?
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Yes...
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You can see we have a problem?
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And it can't be fixed? Alright.
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Sure. I understand. I'm very sorry.
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Of course. We're waiting.
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What have you done!
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I just turned off the fuse box.
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You truned off a grand technology program.
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You turned off my career.
You turned off the future of this store.
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People from headquarters are coming.
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Don't overreact.
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At least it's not honking anymore.
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Is it funny?
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- You'll stop honking soon.
- What?
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I'm finished! Thank you all.
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This is your fault!
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Okay. My team! Gather here!
Come, come.
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Come closer.
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Listen up.
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Our electronic friend won't make it today.
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As Elon Moosk... Musk says
the biggest risk is...?
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Is not taking risks at at all.
You get me?
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How is this helpful?
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Try hard. Doesn't work?
Try harder.
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- And...?
- Go, go get them!
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Let's fuse our minds. Let's brainstorm!
Think!
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Marek!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm claustrophobic. Since I was a child.
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And I'm scared of the cold.
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When I was small I bit a man in
a polar bear suit.
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And he charged us triple for a picture.
Can you believe it?!
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Lena...
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Come here.
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Deep breaths can help.
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See?
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It always helps me.
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Help!
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They are soundproof, no one will hear us.
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Cold storage delivery comeas at 5 AM.
They will let us out eventually.
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Marek, that's in 18 hours.
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We'll die in here.
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During the perpetual night,
Innuits, in order to warm up,
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had sex several times a day.
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Cold intesifies desire
and friction ensures survival. Science.
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Or maybe he just likes you?
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Here you go.
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I don't mind the cold.
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Maybe we should type "0000".
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What for?
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Factory access code for
government equipment.
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Maybe we should just talk with it?
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If it's AI it should tell us what to do.
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00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Hello!
255
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,920
Honkee?
256
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,560
Are you there? How are you?
257
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,440
Excuse me...
258
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:59,280
We need to dismantle it, look inside, maybe
the fuse went off. Kid, get my scredriver.
259
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,760
No, don't do it. You'll break the warranty
seal and it'll be on you.
260
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,760
I know! We need to clear our heads.
261
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,520
Take a walk and come back in 3 minutes
with two ideas each.
262
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040
Go!
263
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,200
- Kid, come here.
- What?
264
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,640
Oh, there's a kid somewhere here?
265
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,000
You had something to do with it?
266
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,720
What? Me? Why? What? No.
267
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,120
What do you need the pliers for?
268
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,200
What pliers? What?
269
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:45,240
I love to inspire my people!
I love giving them food for thoughts!
270
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,760
Elon Musk would be proud!
271
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,520
Things thoughts can eat.
272
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,720
Our brains need food, too.
273
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,160
Brainstorming is the answer
to every question.
274
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,680
All those ideas mixing up.
Storm inside of a brain.
275
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,680
It means a storm of the brains.
276
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,160
100%, not less.
277
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,880
We always give 100%
Always figt for 100%!
278
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,400
We choose good. We choose
innocation. We choose technology.
279
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,720
We chose technology so we can earn more.
280
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,920
So my wonderful people
can bring home more money.
281
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,600
So they can be happy and think:
"Goose, our mother Goose!"
282
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,560
Kazio, come here for a second.
283
00:19:55,040 --> 00:20:00,040
I was just thinking... Maybe you could try
your fuse method again?
284
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,840
It can't get any worse.
285
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,360
Give me a break, Lubow.
286
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,800
I mean it! Give it a try.
287
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,440
Just in case...
288
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,240
Well...
289
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,320
It's quite a cool adventure.
290
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,640
Thanks to failing technology.
291
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,440
See? An hour with me made you
see the bright side of life.
292
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,120
Alright, Marek. I can't play those games.
293
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,120
- Sure. We can go.
- Where?
294
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,640
For a walk. Get a glass of wine.
See a movie. But not one about robots.
295
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,560
What movie?
296
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,040
I think it's open.
297
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,920
Hi. I'm Honkee!
298
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,640
It's working! You fixed it!
299
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,960
I hope it didn't cause you lots of trouble.
300
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,720
In one store a client bought a bottle
of wine before noon.
301
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,680
And Honkee called her a hoodlum.
302
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,440
You could also say: a wampus, lout
or a drunkard.
303
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,760
You see.
304
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,320
So it's not my... our fault?
305
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,920
All checkouts across Poland
offended customers.
306
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,640
Ma'am, the company is cancelling
this project.
307
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,800
For fuck's sake, this is outrageous!
308
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,920
Alright, I'm pulling the plug.
309
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,960
I know where you live, loser.
310
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,240
- So... what do you think?
- Signal is back.
311
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,040
Really? Oh.
312
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,240
We remind you to pay
an overdue loan installment.
313
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,600
I'm bombarded with messages, too, my phone
is just on silent mode.
314
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,560
Are you okay?
315
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,040
- My girlfriend...
- Your girlfriend!
316
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:38,440
Her computer broke down, she's very upset.
She had important files on it.
317
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,920
Hi, honey. I'm here.
Don't worry, I'll help you.
318
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,720
How could I have known he has a girlfriend?
319
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,960
But don't worry. According to research,
1 in 4 Poles has and affair at work.
320
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,120
The data is on your side.
Stay hopeful!
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