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Work experience: gossip...

Magazine. I wrote about celebrities.

Tina Turner...

John Travolta...

Exactly.

But you've been there only for three months. You're so hard to work with, Lena?

No, they just...

They lacked the American mindset.

And... I don't know about you but I value the American mindset.

I always say...

"Always... just do it"

You're in the right place. You won't find a more American Pole than me.

I'm Wlodek, the boss.

You made a huge mistake and now you'll have to work in my shop.

The question is...

Are you U.S. for it?

I mean, are you up for it?

Okay, enough.

I'm being serious. Look - my father is from America. Since he moved there.

Hello! Sorry I'm late.

Here we have Ms. Magda!

You gotta earn the title! I'm just Maddie!

Okay. Dear ladies...

It's your trial day.

And tomorrow one of you will start working here.

One of us?

Competition is the essence of capitalism. We want to make it like in America.

The country of police brutality, opioid epidemic and homelessness crisis?

No, United States of America.

By the way...

Isn't it great that the greatest brain of our times...

Is called like "brain" in Polish?

Moosk.

It's spelled differently.

How?

Musk.

I was thinking about heart.

Heart.

We're competing for job in the Goose?

What is that?

Turkish delight, I guess? But in Poland.

No. That's 4 thousand in the red, yeah?

It's the last day of American Week and you haven't sold a single pack of...

Actually, what is it?

Some crap they sent from headquarters...

Probably genetically modified.

They want to stupefy us.

American Week! My favorite.

Dear crew, meet your new colleague.

It will be either Magda or Lena.

Hi, I'm Maddie.

Wlodek! I was just telling the crew that our target for today is selling that...

assortment.

Marshmallows! I ordered double batch.

They love it in America. It's perfect for the woods.

Woods?

What is burning in the woods?

Technically, everything burns in the woods.

Bonfires! Guys, bonfires.

Should we ask the customers if they want to make a bonfire? With turkish delight?

Not turkish. American delight! Lubow, change your attitude.

And yes, Lobow! That's what you should do. B to C, Lobow, right?

B to C?

Be to see? Like wait and see?

Business to consumer. Personalised approach.

Each one of you has to persuade one customer to buy that...

American delight.

You heard it, girls? There's work to be done.

Marek, show them around.

Don't hit on new chicks. I call dibs on them.

Right?

- Hi. - Hi! Maddie.

Ready?

I'll be right back.

Alright.

How did you get to us?

I quit this one editorial department.

Let's start with the basics. Are you facing?

I'm not brushing you off, but I quit social media. They mess me up.

This is facing.

Sorry, I thought you wanted to add me on Facebook.

Yeah, and for sure he'd say: "Are you facing?"

That's what the youngsters say.

Howdy! Lets face before the tea party in the evening!

Yeah, I know I'm an idiot, okay?

Don't be mean.

I'm mean to myself.

Even more so.

Why did you leave the newspaper? You got bored of journalism?

Journalism is a big word.

I copies captions from Instagram "Anna Lewandowska's beach house in Spain"

Is it nice?

House in Spain, good for her.

My second favorite country, after Poland.

You like it here, in Goose?

Interesting people, good atmosphere, fruit and vegetables. No bad sides!

What's next?

Next we have an alley that needs facing.

Go on. You'll have an advantage over Maddie.

I don't think that's an issue.

Sorry. My tampon started leaking. Can you check?

- Great. What now? - Facing.

I love facing!

Chronicles of the Empire Episode: another one.

What comes to my mind when I think of America?

When I first went to see my daddy...

He gave me these... marshmallows.

Marshmallows. They don't sell. And I thought it'd be a hit.

It offers thousands of possibilities. Why don't people buy it?

Dentists should buy it! Look...

Patient's dentition secured.

Is it okay? It is okay! There's some sweetness in suffering.

Do you want to impress your friends? Here you go!

Where's Michael? Where's Michael? My son!

Marek is cool, right?

He's positive. Too positive for me.

I'd take him! But you know...

I know. You're on your period.

What? No! I'm married. Let me show you. Look.

Rafał. He's so nice. And so virile.

It's from today. My hero. He's taking scouts camping.

What are you doing?

I'm managing. The boxes.

According to headquarters' guidelines, the most efficient way

to store paper-based packaging is by cutting and folding, am I right?

That's a lot of words.

Focus.

Not those.

Earthworms guy takes those.

Ms. Dominica... Am I doing it right?

Perfect.

That's the last batch of firewerks. Put them on the shelf.

"Fireworks"

- What? - It's "fireworks"

Oh.

You're so smart, aren't you?

You should take on teaching.

For now take the fireworks and put them on te shelf.

Hiya! I'm...

Hi! Kid, yeah, I heard your nickname.

Oh, that's not my nickname. That's just what they call me.

You're here on an internship from highschool, right?

No! I'm 28. And a half.

Really? You don't look 28!

I do.

Oh, yeah, you do.

Listen...

There's this thing... You like motorcycles?

My friend bough a Kawasaki and we could go watch him drive around.

Sure!

- That's neat. - Yeah.

I can pick you up.

Even better! But wait...

Do you have enough room 'cause there's four of us.

Four...?

- My old man... - Your father?

Father? I would't take him, come on! My husband! And our two children.

Marcel and Leo. Marcel loves motorcycles!

So, when will you pick us up?

- Noon? - Great!

I'll let them know, they'll be so happy!

We wanted to go to the zoo but how many times can you go there...

I'll send Ralph a voice message.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hey, you!

Hold on...

What do we have here?

- This isn't mine. - I know it's not yours.

I would never steal something like that.

Don't you try to bamboozle me.

I've done 20 years, I know how it works.

But I joined the light side of the force. The side of the hawk.

No need to make a fuss. Just pay for it!

Buy two and we forget about it, okay?

I'm not paying for anything!

Do you want to go to jail? Kazik was in prison.

It's literally the first thing he told me.

Tell him how it was.

It depends on the facility.

People create the place, you know.

In our facility the crew was pretty mint, so it wasn't bad.

Goodbye.

- Hey! - Don't stop him.

I can't do it outside the shop.

But if I could...

People! Marshmallow! Come and buy it!

For fuck's sake...

It inivites you to smile!

Marshmallows... Marshma...

Allow! Marshmallows allow for more fun...

Marshm allows fun!

Marsh all ows... Owes what?

March! Let's march to get marshmallows!

- What was your target? - Sorry?

Fireworks on the shelf.

- Sorry, I can't do it. - What do you mean?

- It's about the dogs. - What dogs?

All of them. It's a torture for them, they're scared of the noise.

Rocky isn't scared.

- Rocky? - My amstaff.

That's an anecdotal point.

What are we even quibble about?

You work in a shop, yes? You put things on shelves, yes?

There's a thing called conscience clause, yes?

You think you're good?

Yes, I try to do good. I recommend it. I got fired for it but I have no regrets

No, honey. You think you're too good. Better than us.

We don't need firewerks like you here.

Sure. But you're not in charge of that.

I am here to resign.

Your manager is a bully. And I refuse to work in such conditions.

I'm really sorry, but no.

I'm so lucky!

I hate being the bearer of bad news.

For example, I haven't cancelled my Night Sport Network subscription,

Even though they don't broadcast the rodeo anymore.

What?

I wanted to hire Maddie anyway.

How are the scouts, Ralph?

They're excited? Take some photos of the bonfire!

Hey, new girl! Do you have a cig?

A cigarette.

- Will you give me a ride? - Sure!

Aren't you too young to be driving and smoking?

I'm almost 29. In six months.

I smoke all the time.

Listen. Why waste time...

Are you single?

So we're having this conversation?

It's better to have someone close in a shop like this.

I am someone here.

You want to brush him off?

Let me make it clear.

It's you who doesn't have a job.

It's you who has to pay the penalty for slandering a celebrity.

Uh-uh, I know what you want to say.

"It wasn't a slander, I was telling the truth"

Who cares!

Penalty is penalty.

You're not even good enough to work at Goose the shop!

You were defeated by Maddie. The crazy wife!

We'll see.

We'll see what? We'll see each other?

I'm available.

Except for tomorrow afternoon.

We'll get back to that, okay?

And a scratch card please.

Sugar is terribly demonized in our country.

The young take up drugs because they can't eat candy.

Forward march!

It's much different in America...

Always just do it!

Lena, you surprised me.

I thought Maddie's experience would determine the winner,

But as it turns out, you're the better one.

No...

I'm not better. It was Maddie's idea. Her husband was taking scouts camping.

I just brought them here.

In that case you're an unbreakable duo! Like Bill Gates and Paul Allen!

Maddie, come here!

You're both staying! Magda, Lena! Magda, Lena!

I will call you LenoMagda!

Wlodek, we can't keep them both. Guidelines from the corporate.

But we can't afford to NOT have them both!

You're a dream team! Girls, welcome to our crew!

We're both staying!

Guys, in 20 minutes on the parking lot we celebrate finishing the American Week!

Dear customers! The Goose is about to snooze.

See you tomorrow! We're closing in 10 minutes.

Head for the checkouts!

Dear customers!

The Goose is about to snooze.

We're closing in 5, no, in 4 minutes.

Head for the checkouts!

Chop, chop!

- Hello, mister? Do you hear me? - What?

We're closing.

Oh.

- See you. - Come on, stay for the fireworks!

No, thanks. I gotta go.

Is it working?

Marek, what is it?

Guys, I think they got wet!

The headquarters sends us such guano...

Forget it. I have a video from 4th of July in Ohio. They now how to do it there!

Don't just stand there. Say something!

Buh-bye!

Buh-bye? Really?