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"I' He's dynamite J"
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"I' So dynamite J"
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I' Ooohhh, ooohhh I'
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a“ Ooohhh a“.
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A“ Ahhhh A“.
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"I' He's dynamite J"
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I' Dy-no, dy-no J”
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I' Ooohhh, ooohhh I'
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a " Oooohhhh I"
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I' Dynamite! Dynamite! J”.
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This week...
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Ho!
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Hyah!
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Ho!
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Hyah!
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Huah!
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[ Growls ]
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Ow! Ugh!
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Damn! Damn! Damn!!
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I can't even break a board
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with that big, Black
blueberry's face on it!
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And look at this!
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Is it rea/lythat important
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to have the whole Black
community on drugs?
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Of course not.
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I could give a damn
about the Black community
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and its mama.
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This is about Black Dynamite.
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He thinks he's so
Black and dynamite.
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Without the Black
community, there is no need
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for a Black Dynamite.
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Why don't you find another
Black that's not so dynamite
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to have an unhealthy
obsession about?
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Shut up!
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Now, give me an evil plan
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that will destroy the
Black community,
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thus rendering that
brillo-headed Black Dynamite
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obsolete once and for all!
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Well, Congress did just pass
a new domestic aid package,
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whose small print takes all
the money out of education,
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planned parenthood,
and public housing
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and puts it into
subsidizing illegal drugs
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in the Black community.
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[ laughs] Henry, you sick fuck.
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This is why I love you.
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With drugs so cheap, no
blackie alive will be able to resist,
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and soon, everyone will be dead,
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unproductive, and
hopelessly hooked.
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Hmm. Two wrongs
don't make a right,
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but when everything's r00 right,
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somethings got to be wrong.
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MAN: What |'ma do? Huh? Huh?
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What I'ma do?
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Don't you shut that off
and give me the bait!
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Freeze, Tasty Freeze!
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Shit!
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[ Panting ]
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[tires squeal]
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Aaaah!
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Tasty Freeze, how many
times has Black Dynamite
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talked to you about selling
drugs in his community?
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I think it was twice,
Black Dynamite.
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See, there was the
first time you said not to,
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and then the second ti...
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Well, Black Dynamite only
talks with his mouth twice.
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The third time, he
talks with his hands.
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No, no, no, no,
no, wait... Ow! Stop!
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If you want Black
Dynamite's hand to stop,
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you better tell him something
good. Can you dig it?
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What I was trying to say, before
your hand so rudely interrupted me,
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is I ain't selling drugs to
the community no more!
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No, Black Dynamite, I swear
to God! I put it on all my hos!
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I'm selling drugs
for the community.
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I don't understand,
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and Black Dynamite don't like
not understanding shit even more
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than he don't like saying
shit three times with his mouth.
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Get his ass, Black Dynamite!
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These drug dealers are
messin' up the community!
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Since when have you
complained about the drugs
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in the community, Basehead?
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Since nobody will sell me none!
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I can't get no base from
nobody in this damn community!
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And without base,
I'm just a head.
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They fuckin' up my whole
identity, Black Dynamite!
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I ain't got time
for this, Basehead.
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Spare me your shuck,
and spare me your jive.
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No, no. He's telling the
truth, Black Dynamite.
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Now, will you shut
your fist up for a minute
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and just let me show
you, man? Please?
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Fine, let me back up my car
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so you ain't pinned
to the wall no more.
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TASTY FREEZE: I don't know
how it happened, Black Dynamite,
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but the moment you
left the community,
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it just got flooded with
drugs. I mean, gooddrugs.
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Good, good, good drugs.
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I mean, this shit have you
seeing unicorns and sasquatches,
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but not the big sasquatches...
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Like, the little, tiny sasquatches.
- Basehead!
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Well, anyway, Black Dynamite,
these drugs were so cheap,
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it was easy to turn a profit,
and Black people didn't
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even wanna use them no more.
- Speak for yourself!
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I'll take a high over a
life of wealth any day.
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Black Dynamite, the word
spread so fast that soon,
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every white-collar whitey
who wanted some white was
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down here trying to score.
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Come to find out, they buy more
drugs than the Black community.
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Everybody in the community
became a drug dealer,
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and I mean everybody...
Except Basehead, of course.
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I got so desperate, I was 'bout to
move out of the Black community
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just so I could come back
in and get some drugs.
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But I ain't have no car,
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'cause I already
sold it for some base
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the second week I
became a basehead!
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Okay, then, tell me...
What's happening with all this
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newfound honky drug bread?
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We cleaned up the streets,
Black Dynamite, with rea/soap.
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We buildin' libraries,
and we openin' markets
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that fulfill the Black man
in America's long struggle
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to acquire fresh produce.
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And it's all thanks to the white
community's drug addiction.
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I'm trying to see the
downside of all this,
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but all I keep coming up
with is a whole lot of ups.
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Oh, damn! I'm gonna be late!
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All the hustlers are using this
good drug money to sponsor
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a Black fair in the
community this afternoon.
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Why don't you come check
it out, Black Dynamite?
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Basehead, we could use
you in the basehead throw.
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A basehead throw?!
What kind of person
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gonna take a basehead
and throw him at a wall
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like he a damn
dwarf or somethin'?
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Fuck you!
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How much base you
get for a basehead throw?
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Like, you get, like,
a pound of base?
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'Cause I could be thrown
for a pound of base,
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no problem at all.
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I' Dynamite! Dynamite! J”.
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NIXON: This can't be true.
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They should have
killed each other by now!
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[snorts ] Oh, man. This
stuff is real, real, real good.
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Where did you get that?
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The Black community. Where else?
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Everyone gets their
coke from there now.
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They've got really good prices.
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You fucking idiot!
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We made the drugs that cheap
so they can kill themselves,
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not sell it back to us!
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I'm sorry, Mr. President,
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but you and this
Black Dynamite shit
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has got me under
a lot of stress.
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Damn it, Kiss.
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If drugs can't wipe out the
Black community, what can?
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"MAN". Oh, no reason
to go there, damn'.
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I'm just gonna walk right in.
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Elvis Aaron Presley,
the king of rock 'n' roll?
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What are you doing here?
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Mr. President, I heard there was
a drug epidemic in white America,
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and that thing made me madder
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than a premenstrual mosquito
in a mannequin factory.
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I said to myself, I said,
"Elvis, you gotta stop the ghetto
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from selling their Black drugs
to the white American people."
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So I hightailed out of Graceland
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faster than a cat
can lick his own ass.
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Send me into the Black
community, Tricky Dicky.
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I want to serve my country.
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Mr. President, you're not
gonna let Elvis do this, are you'?
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He'll get himself
killed Exactly!
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[swishes, swallows]
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Elvis Aaron
Presley, I knight you
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the undercover D.E.A. agent
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of the secret "Operation
Ghetto Blaster."
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I give you the
complete authority
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to stop the Black community
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from poisoning the white
community with their drugs,
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by any means
necessary or unnecessary.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[cheers and applause]
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[Damn! Damn! Damn]!
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[ laughs]
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James done died, Penny
got burned by an iron,
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and J.J. just got shot.
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Whoo! "Good Times" is hilarious!
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CREAM CORN: Honey Bee!
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Are you sure this perm is
supposed to be in here so long?
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It feel like my
hair done burnt off.
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[ laughs] Uh-oh.
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"Uh-oh"? There ain't
supposed to be no "uh-oh"
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when you doin'
my 'do! [Sizzling ]
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[ laughs]
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Oh! What the... Ain't no ho
gonna wanna be my bottom bitch
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with my head looking like this!
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What ho is gonna bottom-bitch
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for a Fisher-Price pimp like
you in the first place, huh?
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Oh! First, you
gonna take my hair,
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now you gonna
take my pimp juice?
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It may be small, but I got
a pimp hand, Honey Bee,
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and you 'bout to get
bottom-bitch slapped!
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Uh-huh. You want
some of Honey Bee?
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Come on. You want some of this?
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Say something else.
Say something else!
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I'm tappin' out.
I'm tappin' out!
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- Black Dynamite! You're home!
- Hey, Black Dynamite!
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Who the fuck are you?
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[ Both laugh ]
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It's notfunny! It's
me... Cream Corn!
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Honey Bee ruined my hair,
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which ruined my game,
which ruined my pimpin',
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which ruined my
life, Black Dynamite!
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You ain't got no life, you
Kojak, Black Mr. Clean,
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bowling-ball-head,
half-a-pimp-|0okin' motherfucker.
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Get out my face!
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All right, Honey
Bee. That's enough.
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There's only so many
bald jokes a man can take
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when his head is looking
like a damn tootsie roll pop.
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Now, no more fighting.
- Fine. There won't be no fightin'.
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But I'm thinkin' 'bout
pressin' full charges.
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Now, y'all pull it together, and
let's go see what's going down
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at the community drug-free,
drug-sponsored block fair.
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I can't go nowhere with
my hair lookin' like this!
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Everybody gonna laugh
at me, Black Dynamite!
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I know looking like a bald,
Black Daddy Warbucks
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done got you down
and filled with sorrow,
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but like little Annie said, "that
sun'll come out tomorrow."
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[ laughter]
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What's in it for me?
What's in it for me-e-e-e-e?!
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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Oh. Looks like we got
some serious customers.
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Excuse me while I
attend to all their white
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drug-consumption
needs, my dear chaps.
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There's a new
sheriff in town, baby,
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and his name is The King.
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Now, I suggest you stop
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selling your Black drugs
to the white community
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and keep them in your
ghettos, where they belong,
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or you and your brothers are
gonna be in a world of pain!
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Hi, King. The name
is Tasty Freeze.
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How 'bout if I give you a
little courtesy bag of smack
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so you and your
hillbilly friends here
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can go get real high in your
own community somewhere
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and you can let us
get back to enjoying
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our drug-free block fair?
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Uh, what you say?
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[grunts]
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Hyah!
245
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,133
Aaah!
246
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,282
Now, get up against that
there wall and spread your legs.
247
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,263
We're tearin' this place apafl.
248
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,182
Lift the nuts and check the ass of
every last man, woman, and child
249
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,761
until we confiscate
all the damn drugs.
250
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,596
The President wants
us to destroy everything
251
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,306
that was gotten
with ill gottens,
252
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,336
so start breakin', burnin',
and generally messin' up shit
253
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,771
real, real, real bad.
254
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,820
Damn, King! Why
your hands so cold?
255
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,568
Black Dynamite!
256
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,025
Elvis got Tasty by the balls...
257
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,530
Literally by the balls!
258
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,157
Elvis Presley, who
you think you are,
259
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,975
showing up in the Black
community, unannounced,
260
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,615
frisking Black ball sacs?
261
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,995
Looky here, now,
I'm on a mission
262
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,105
from the President of these
here white United States
263
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,211
to kick ass and bust
heads to the black meat
264
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,289
until I stop your
Negro community
265
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,223
from spreading your
Black drugs across America,
266
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,921
causing an epidemic.
267
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,923
Now, this ain't about race.
268
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,722
The Black community has had
drugs of epidemic proportions for years,
269
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,800
and ain't nobody ever
sent no Elvis Presley.
270
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,371
Well, if y'all had kept getting
high on your own supply,
271
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,831
this wouldn't be
happening right now.
272
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,471
Now, drop your
drawers, big fella,
273
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,251
'cause once I'm done
searching these two balls,
274
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,765
you and baldy-locks'
nuts are next.
275
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,297
Elvis, now, don't let Tricky Dicky
make you get your ass whupped.
276
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,653
Now, take off that badge
and gun, and I won't be cruel.
277
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,653
Keep it on, and it's back to
my regular ass-kicking schedule.
278
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,359
Bring it on! Bring it on, baby!
279
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,453
[ Bell rings]
280
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,200
BULLHORN: If you got to pinch
a loaf, hold your turd cutter tight,
281
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,874
'cause if you move your log shooter,
you gonna miss the whole fight,
282
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,827
'cause Elvis is about
to get his ass whupped
283
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,537
by Black Dynamite!
284
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,526
I don't think your boy
know what he gettin' into.
285
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,838
Well, then, maybe Black Dynamite
better smack some sense into him.
286
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,043
[ Bell rings]
287
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,095
All right, darkie Dynamite.
288
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,422
You're in for a world
of hurtin', baby. Whoo!
289
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,142
[grunts]
290
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,056
You had enough, Pelvis?
You like that, Pelvis?
291
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,858
Actually, that's one
of my nicknames.
292
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,685
Why you hitting yourself? Huh?
293
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,382
Why you hitting
yourself? Man, look at you.
294
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,896
You... can't... do... this...
295
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,356
to... me! [Whimpers]
296
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,861
I'm The King!
297
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,568
No, you were the King.
298
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,278
Now you're a fat,
distorted parody
299
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,100
of the cool and sexy
motherfucker you used to be.
300
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,519
You sold out the people that gave
you everything that made you you,
301
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,409
and you got into
bed with The Man.
302
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,383
Now, if that's not the
least rock-'n'-roll thing
303
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,191
a motherfucker could
do, I don't know what is.
304
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,797
Maybe that's
why... you... are...
305
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,467
hitting... yourself.
306
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:24,423
[crying 1 [grunts]
307
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,683
Okay. All right. All right.
308
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,389
I don't... want to... search...
309
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,599
n0... more... Black... ball...
310
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,401
sacs... Black Dynamite.
311
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,924
Oh, Black Dynamite and the
Black community in general, please!
312
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,905
Please forgive me,
for I have sinned.
313
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,575
Have mercy, if you will,
on my soulless body.
314
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,153
Black Dynamite ain't
falling for that old okie-doke.
315
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,033
No, this ain't no
trick, Black Dynamite.
316
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,186
Your thorough ass-whuppin' has
shown me the light and the dark.
317
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,702
I realize now that I've
been nothing but an ignorant
318
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,581
soul-stealing, fat-ass,
redneck drug addict.
319
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,734
May all of the Black ball sacs
forgive me, Black Dynamite!
320
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,169
Black-allelujah!
321
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,047
Now that Black Dynamite has
baptized you with your own fist,
322
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,990
you need to go spread
the gospel to Tricky Dicky
323
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,096
and the rest of them
honkies that put you up to this.
324
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,023
Now get the fuck on.
- Now, hold on one second.
325
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,163
And I would like to stay and
help mend what I have broken.
326
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,019
After all, I have
built my career
327
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,065
ripping off the Black man's
blues and his rhythms.
328
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,766
The least I can do is spend
the rest of my days giving back,
329
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,191
because the truth is...
330
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,770
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪
331
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,982
I' Well, I'm a mess with no
soul What's wrong with me? ♪
332
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,068
I' A pill-popping slob,
and I'm as fat as can be I'
333
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,779
I' I stole rock 'n' roll
from the Blacks, you see I'
334
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,580
I' I'm on drugs ♪
335
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,659
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪
336
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,868
DHmmJ”
337
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,455
I' Yeah, yeah J”.
338
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,466
I' My moves and my
songs, yes, I copied 'em all J“
339
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,965
I' I'm hangin' all over
Chuck Berry's balls ♪
340
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,468
I' I wouldn't be shit
if it wasn't for y'all I'
341
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,299
I' I'm on drugs ♪
342
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,102
I' I'm all fucked up, mm-hmm ♪
343
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,474
DHmmJ”
344
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,182
I' Yeah, yeah J”
345
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,110
I' It's clear to see that
I was out of my mind I'
346
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,234
I' Friskin' Black ball
sacs and Tasty's behind J“
347
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,567
I' And then my savior,
Black Dynamite ♪
348
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,699
a“ He whupped my ass,
and he showed me “we fight I“
349
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,247
I' He took my hand and
made me smack myself ♪
350
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,826
I' I lost control of my bowels,
and the pills didn't help ♪
351
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,628
I' I knew at that moment
I'd had enough J“
352
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,376
I' I'm on drugs ♪
353
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,503
I' I'm all fucked up J“.
354
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,947
Step to the side, Roscoe, and let
The King show you how it's done.
355
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,962
- What you got there, King?
- This here, Roscoe,
356
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,742
is what I like to call my
peanut butter, bacon,
357
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,133
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwich.
358
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,997
I know you didn't get that
shit from no Black folks.
359
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,728
That is definitely not it.
360
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,917
I'd like to dedicate this
sandwich to the Black community.
361
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,961
May its delicious, creamy
goodness be an inspiration
362
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,851
to all the good works
we will achieve together.
363
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:45,522
Long live The King!
Long live The King!
364
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,948
Long live The King!
- [grunts]
365
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,401
[ crowd gasps ]
366
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,452
Knock on wood! Knock on wood!
367
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,247
Damn it! I knewl should
have knocked on wood!
368
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,292
Ooooh! They done
killed Elvis Presley.
369
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,369
Oh, I'm-a tell it!
370
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,422
And even if they didn't,
that's what |'ma say they did.
371
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,500
I' Dynamite! Dynamite! J”
372
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,004
Elvis! Don't you die on
me! Don't you die on me!
373
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,554
You got everything to live for!
374
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,507
Yeah, like a new little
bald-headed bitch.
375
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,371
I'm tellin' you! I'ma
pimp-slap your bottom ass!
376
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,075
Come on, y'all, we got
bigger problems here
377
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,808
than bald-headed
bitches loving Elvis.
378
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,515
Having Elvis die in
the Black community
379
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,449
gives Nixon a reason
to drop the big one on us.
380
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,019
Oh-ho, no! Not the big one!
381
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,525
The big one is comin'!
I tell you, not that!
382
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,323
Unh-unh!
383
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,151
What's the big one?
- The N-bomb.
384
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,202
The N-bomb? You mean nuclear?
385
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,530
- Worse.
- Neutron?
386
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,707
Worser than that.
The rea/N-bomb...
387
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,159
The one you can't say on TV.
388
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,253
That really exists? I
thought that was some jive...
389
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,163
brothers was just
kickin' at the barbershop.
390
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,214
Oh, no, Cream Corn.
The N-bomb is real.
391
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,292
When I was working for the CIA,
392
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,378
lseenit with my own eyes.
393
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,930
And if they drop it on us...
394
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,082
of course Black Dynamite
will survive, but the rest of y'all
395
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,063
can kiss your Black
community asses goodbye.
396
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,629
All we need to do
is make it look like
397
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,353
Elvis decided to
quit being a cop
398
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,464
and get his fat ass across
the Black community city lines
399
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,978
and back to Graceland.
400
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,759
Then, it will look like
he decided to die there.
401
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,944
Honey Bee, I was about to say
402
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,714
"you took the words
right out of my mouth,"
403
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,405
but I knew there
was nothing in there.
404
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,682
Now, that sounds like a Black
Dynamite plan if I ever said one.
405
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,198
Now, let's go.
406
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,626
Kissinger, has that fat,
pill-popping piece of shit
407
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,921
died at the hands
of those chocos yet?
408
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,295
No, Mr. President.
He's still alive, sir.
409
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,969
What the...? How the
hell did you get in here?
410
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,513
I'm a basehead. I
can get in anywhere.
411
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,057
Watch this. Poof I.
412
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,602
Okay. I get it. You're
a magical Negro.
413
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,020
I have three wishes,
do I? The first wish...
414
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,142
Nah, man.
415
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,725
I'm a stereotypical
basehead from the community,
416
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,153
and I'm here to tell you
that Elvis Presley is dead
417
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,072
and Black Dynamite
is trying to cover it up.
418
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,991
Are you sure about this?
419
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,614
Yup, 'cause he done
killed Elvis. Elvis is gone.
420
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,867
Kissinger, prepare the N-bomb.
421
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,665
If I can prove that the
Black community killed Elvis,
422
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,540
I can finally get rid of Black
Dynamite once and for all!
423
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,371
Come on, citizen Basehead.
424
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,878
Lead me to The King's corpse.
425
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,878
[ Clears throat]
426
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,802
But you know you better put
some base in these hands,
427
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,880
or it's gonna be problems.
428
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,056
BLACK DYNAMITE: We made it
outside the Black community city limits.
429
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,477
We almost home-free.
430
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,225
[fart] Oh, my goodness!
431
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,102
Dead Elvis just let
out a thunder dumpling!
432
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,171
Oh, excuse me. I think that
might have been me, Cream Corn.
433
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,777
Say what?! Damn, woman.
434
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,070
It's not my fault. It was
Elvis' peanut butter, bacon...
435
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,114
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwiches.
436
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,566
Yeah, I ate it.
437
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,096
Well, we need to find a
gas station or somethin',
438
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,681
Black Dynamite,
'cause that wasn't no fart.
439
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,662
That was a shart.
She shitted in that fart.
440
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,518
We can't, Cream Corn.
We got to get dead Elvis...
441
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,270
back to Graceland
quick, fast, and in a hur...
442
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,956
Oh, d... oh God damn, Honey Bee!
443
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,639
Man, them rednecks look
444
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,762
like they ain't lynched
a Negro all day.
445
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,217
I wish /was pumpin' the gas
446
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,179
so you could go
over there and pay.
447
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,480
[water running]
448
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,558
Aah! Look what you
done did to my damn head!
449
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,734
- [ laughs]
450
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,673
Well, screw you, too! You
was always jealous of my hair!
451
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,483
Com on over here.
Come on, puny pimp!
452
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,531
Come on, p-p-puny pimp!
453
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,325
You gon' get your
ass whupped aga...
454
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,368
[gunshot] What was that?
455
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,446
Now, the next one
ain't goin' in the air.
456
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,705
We know that's The King's
car, so where's The King?
457
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,247
[ Both breathe heavily ]
458
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,332
There. You rednecks
have your king.
459
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,404
Now, let us go so we can
get him back to Graceland.
460
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,386
I don't know, Bubba. The
King looks a little strange to me.
461
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,464
You all tr yin' to
pull a fast one on us
462
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,517
just 'cause we a bunch of
dumb-ass rednecks, huh?
463
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,061
If that's Elvis, prove it.
464
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,228
[country music plays]
465
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,397
[as Elvis] Hah! Whoo!
Work it out, baby!
466
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,352
[grunting rhythmically]
467
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,902
Get it! Unh!
468
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,357
[rip]
469
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,906
[ BOth grunt]
470
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,994
Uh-oh.
471
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,537
Bubba, I think these colored
fellas done killed our King.
472
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,284
- Get 'em!
- HONEY BEE: Oh, hell no!
473
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,661
Go, go; go! Go!
474
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,866
[gulps]
475
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,794
[engine revs]
476
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,211
They comin'! They 00min'!
477
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,380
Get up off me!
478
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,380
I got a 8675309!
479
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,211
Some negroes
are trying to kidnap
480
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,172
the king of rock 'n' roll!
481
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,381
And I'm in hot pursuit!
482
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,715
Mr. Kissinger, is there any way
483
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,801
we can drop this
N-bomb before 1:00?
484
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,790
They're showing the continuation
of "Good Times" today,
485
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,959
and I need to see if Penny
falls down the elevator shaft.
486
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,020
That show is
hilarious. [ Laughs ]
487
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,273
No "Good Times" until
we know we got Elvis' body.
488
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,730
[sirens wail]
489
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,189
[tires squeal]
490
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,369
Whoa!
491
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,119
Whoo-hoo!
492
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,375
- [ laughs]
- What was that?
493
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,168
You think you can outrun
me, you Black bastard?!
494
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,468
It's Tricky Dick!
495
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,423
All I wanted was a little bit of
drugs in the community, but no!
496
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,430
You brought this on
yourself, Black Dynamite!
497
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,852
Damn it! Basehead
dropped dime on us!
498
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,476
HONEY BEE: Hurry up!
They're catching up on us!
499
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,400
Aaaaah!
500
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,696
Base! How low could you go?
501
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,861
[machine gun clicking] Damn it!
502
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:24,785
Aah!
503
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,455
You can't kill a Basehead!
504
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541
[tires screech ]
505
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,459
Aaaaaaaah!
506
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,626
[tires screech ]
507
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,454
[ Growls ]
508
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,630
Honey Bee! If we
don't make it out of here,
509
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,207
I want you to know somethin'.
510
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,714
Even though you fucked
up my hair and ruined my life,
511
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,387
true friendship
is more important
512
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,634
than any amount of hair...
513
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,556
No matter how silky the perm is.
514
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,133
And don't you worry...
515
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,948
I ain't gonna press
no charges on you, girl.
516
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,388
Oh, I know you wasn't, 'cause I
would have whupped your ass.
517
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,098
But I am sorry for
making you bald-headed
518
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,808
and causing you to
look more fucked up
519
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,518
than you already did.
520
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,273
Oh. Hug me.
521
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,321
Oh! Hey! I got an idea!
522
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,399
I know y'all negroes
got some afro sheen!
523
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,279
Give it here!
524
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,847
Honey Bee, this ain't
no time for cruel jokes!
525
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,660
Now, why the hell you sprayin'
my bald head with afro sheen?!
526
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,785
Ugh!
527
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,959
Aaaaah!
528
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,504
There ain't nothing that
some good Black folks can't do
529
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,957
if they put their minds and
their afro sheens together.
530
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,668
Cream Corn, your hair
ain't never did shit for us,
531
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,423
but your bald head
just saved our lives.
532
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,175
Can you dig it?
533
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,534
[tires screech ] Come
on, y'all! Hurry up!
534
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,429
Okay, now what do
we do with his fat ass?
535
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,185
There's only one place a
king can croak when he's alone,
536
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,268
and that's on his
motherfucking porcelain throne!
537
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,033
Surprise, darknesses!
538
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,327
Even though you got
Elvis back to Graceland,
539
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,998
I still got you for breaking
in and killing Elvis Presley.
540
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,542
Operation Ghetto
Blaster was a success!
541
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,290
Maybe not the way I
envisioned it, but whatever.
542
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,963
Kissinger! I got the body!
543
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,960
Start the countdown
for the N-bomb.
544
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,779
Well, I guess this is as
close as I'm gonna get
545
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,464
to going out in
a blaze of glory,
546
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,616
so if this is the way Black
Dynamite is meant to end,
547
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,257
squeeze the
trigger, motherfucker.
548
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,594
[guns cock]
549
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:20,270
[farting ]
550
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,042
Honey Bee, now ain't
the time for you to be
551
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,733
opening up your ass again.
552
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,361
That ain't myass
opening this time.
553
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,113
Well, Mr. President,
what an honor
554
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,195
having you here at Graceland.
555
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,996
Why are you and these
strange colored folk
556
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,744
holding guns on each
other in my master bedroom?
557
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,702
Shit. Stop the
countdown, Kissinger.
558
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,754
The fat fuck is alive.
559
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,501
My goodness. I must
have missed something.
560
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,236
Once in a while, I pass
out for a couple days
561
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,260
and shit wake myself.
562
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,757
One of these days, I'm gonna
shit wake myself to death.
563
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:53,264
Here... you want a [
medical-sounding gibberish]?
564
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,595
BLACK DYNAMITE: Long
live your king, Tricky Dick.
565
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,350
Long live your king.
566
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,853
I' Dynamite! Dynamite! J”.
567
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:04,063
NIXON: Damn! Damn! Damn!!
568
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,567
Poof I
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