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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,269 --> 00:02:21,791 Yes, please? 2 00:02:21,868 --> 00:02:22,666 (EPICURO Magazine) 3 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:23,679 Loretta? 4 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,007 Mr. Vandeveer, let me explain... 5 00:02:26,008 --> 00:02:27,457 Too late for explanations! 6 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:29,538 - She is fired! - But Mr. Vandeveer! 7 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:32,509 Open the door for me, Loretta ... I am so sick and tired of you! 8 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:35,913 You damn fat bastard! 9 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,474 Beecham. 10 00:02:37,538 --> 00:02:39,011 Beecham. 11 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:39,985 Beecham. 12 00:02:39,986 --> 00:02:42,535 Why do I always have to call her three times? 13 00:02:42,536 --> 00:02:44,106 Here I am, Mr. Vandeveer... 14 00:02:44,107 --> 00:02:47,255 I thought I told you to kick Loretta out. 15 00:02:47,256 --> 00:02:48,875 That girl has been working here for 3 years.... 16 00:02:48,876 --> 00:02:52,621 Didn't I tell you that I found a jar of peanut cream on her desk? 17 00:02:52,687 --> 00:02:53,797 No, no... no-no... 18 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,304 No, no worry - I don't want to see paper cups here 19 00:02:56,305 --> 00:02:57,660 Peanut cream, Beecham! 20 00:02:57,661 --> 00:02:59,412 What was he doing on his desk? 21 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:01,932 Skeffington, what the hell is this? 22 00:03:02,005 --> 00:03:04,756 It is a new idea of mine for the January cover, Sr. Vandeveer. 23 00:03:04,757 --> 00:03:07,294 This monstrosity would not stimulate the appetite 24 00:03:07,295 --> 00:03:09,471 Of a starving boa constrictor... 25 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,807 I want meat, wretch, meat! 26 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:15,649 Or I will give you a passport to Totos, which is where you belong! 27 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:20,218 Oh ... just great, dear. 28 00:03:20,219 --> 00:03:23,895 It only lacks a little on top. 29 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,198 Beecham... 30 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:35,383 Take away a star to Sheik Auguste. 31 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:39,561 I have told him a thousand times that this is not is the way to do things in this house. 32 00:03:39,562 --> 00:03:41,514 - Oh, Mr. Vandeveer! - What is it, Bussingbill? 33 00:03:41,515 --> 00:03:44,542 Believe me, I have a bombshell for the Easter edition. 34 00:03:44,543 --> 00:03:49,425 How do you feel about recreating the menu of the Last Supper? 35 00:03:49,575 --> 00:03:51,256 You said it, a bombshell. 36 00:03:51,307 --> 00:03:53,995 Without a doubt, Bussingbill. 37 00:03:54,072 --> 00:03:58,508 It is the most tasteless suggestion, vulgar and macabre 38 00:03:58,509 --> 00:04:01,326 I have ever had the misfortune to hear. 39 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:03,328 What should I expect next-I wonder! 40 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:06,431 Ghandi's cookbook? 41 00:04:08,794 --> 00:04:12,241 I wonder what on earth Jesus had eaten at the Last Supper. 42 00:04:12,242 --> 00:04:15,931 If it was something more exotic Than mustard with cheese... 43 00:04:15,932 --> 00:04:18,545 maybe it could come out on the second page. 44 00:04:19,707 --> 00:04:22,463 I don't want to see jars in my kitchen! 45 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,137 Oh, I'm going to try this, Soong. 46 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,059 Write her a letter to the Queen. 47 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:30,660 With the usual protocol. 48 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:33,245 "If His Majesty permits me..." 49 00:04:33,994 --> 00:04:36,843 "can be assured I have done the impossible..." 50 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:39,576 "to serve a truly brilliant dinner." 51 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:42,211 "with the hope that after 40 years..." 52 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:46,309 "my father may be forgiven for not presenting..." 53 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:49,749 "Wally Simpson to his poor uncle." 54 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:53,985 "and if he's trying to give me a small token of appreciation..." 55 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,619 "allow me to suggest..." 56 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:56,785 "the Barbados Islands." 57 00:04:56,924 --> 00:05:01,802 And finally, "...His humble and loyal..." and all that junk 58 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:05,019 It is simply delicious! What was it? 59 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:08,179 My lunch! I know that, but other than that.... 60 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:09,144 Yandze. 61 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:12,680 - In Italian. - Wheat seeds with peanut cream. 62 00:05:13,784 --> 00:05:18,141 It is almost 11 o'clock Mr. Vandeveer. You have a doctor's appointment at 11:15 a.m. 63 00:05:18,142 --> 00:05:20,426 Say no more! I feel immortal today! 64 00:05:20,427 --> 00:05:23,457 Even so, Mumbala is waiting for us outside in the car. 65 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:26,333 I don't care -- even if they were waiting for 20 people... 66 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,505 Disavow it! 67 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:29,745 Where are my coffee and brioche? 68 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,455 He knows I can't do without it in the morning 69 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:34,156 In the car Sir. 70 00:05:40,717 --> 00:05:42,409 Be careful, Lumumba! 71 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:45,392 - It's called Mumbala! - It is the same... 72 00:05:46,974 --> 00:05:48,967 Stop murmuring 73 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,586 Why didn't he fill my little bottle? 74 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:58,192 Look at my walnut jar! Completely empty! 75 00:05:58,193 --> 00:05:59,740 He should not eat nuts. 76 00:05:59,741 --> 00:06:02,870 Nonsense! ¡A little bit of dried fruit Doesn't hurt anybody! 77 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:09,648 The vegetarian restaurant "The Potting Shed" on Oxford Street 78 00:06:09,649 --> 00:06:12,728 is perfectly situated for our operation. 79 00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:17,211 - I'll be back in a minute. - All right. 80 00:06:23,474 --> 00:06:27,491 The question is: Will these vegetarians sell themselves to cowboys? 81 00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:37,633 Hello! 82 00:06:39,895 --> 00:06:41,949 - An American! - Hello! 83 00:06:42,128 --> 00:06:43,476 Can I be of service to you, sir? 84 00:06:43,639 --> 00:06:46,536 Rice salad is the special dish of the day. 85 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:49,934 Oh, no thanks. I was just stopping by to say hello. 86 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:53,694 - It is well put together this little place! - Yes. 87 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:55,838 - Many thanks! - We will be close by! 88 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:57,614 I just bought the place on the side! 89 00:06:57,615 --> 00:06:58,688 Oh, really? 90 00:06:58,689 --> 00:06:59,688 Yes, Lord! 91 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:03,696 Cowboy Pete's Texas Hamburguer. One hundred percent pure meat. 92 00:07:03,913 --> 00:07:05,439 Por please, Lord. No so loud. 93 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,097 Meat! The Texas meat! 94 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:11,342 I am Ranger Pete! 95 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,749 Hello! 96 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:15,596 Hello everyone! Hi old lady! 97 00:07:15,597 --> 00:07:16,608 Hello! 98 00:07:16,609 --> 00:07:20,414 Yes Gentlemen! We are going to open a butcher shop right here on the side. 99 00:07:20,466 --> 00:07:23,018 - What will it sell? - Hamburgers! 100 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:25,522 Do you know why the meat from Texas is so fresh? 101 00:07:25,523 --> 00:07:28,802 The hamburguers he will eat today were this morning at the slaughterhouse. 102 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,978 - This is our motto. - My God. 103 00:07:31,197 --> 00:07:34,650 Don't worry. We will do it so well That when we kill the beef ... 104 00:07:34,651 --> 00:07:37,074 you won't even hear the hammer go pumm! 105 00:07:37,075 --> 00:07:38,733 Nothing at all. 106 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,204 Goodbye, Madam! 107 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,780 She still plans to settle here. 108 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:46,768 - Next door. - Indeed. 109 00:07:46,769 --> 00:07:49,645 - I will be his neighbor. - Yes, clear. 110 00:07:49,646 --> 00:07:51,454 All right, I have to go now. 111 00:07:51,455 --> 00:07:53,997 When we are settled, you will visit me and ... 112 00:07:53,998 --> 00:07:55,514 You will chew pure fat! 113 00:07:56,282 --> 00:07:59,088 Don't worry about the clothes. We will give you a plastic apron. 114 00:07:59,089 --> 00:08:00,856 Well... bye, partner! 115 00:08:01,729 --> 00:08:03,493 See you anon! 116 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,672 And the answer is: Yes! 117 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:11,541 Somewhere you should lower this table. 118 00:08:11,552 --> 00:08:14,029 Come on, Lumumba. What more does he want! 119 00:08:17,587 --> 00:08:19,923 Don't argue! Help me! 120 00:08:26,161 --> 00:08:28,142 Ahh, Maximilian! 121 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:30,726 Kudos for punctuality. 122 00:08:30,746 --> 00:08:32,607 My name is Mr. Vandeveer. 123 00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:34,796 And I don't like to be called by the proper name... 124 00:08:34,826 --> 00:08:37,421 By someone putting their fingers in the butt. 125 00:08:37,422 --> 00:08:38,561 But go figure. 126 00:08:38,562 --> 00:08:40,986 And I'm sure you don't mind similar experience. 127 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:41,998 Very good. 128 00:08:42,185 --> 00:08:44,713 Mr. Vandeveer... 129 00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:48,594 I have bad news for you, perhaps.... 130 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:53,568 maybe it would be better... That we talk in private. 131 00:08:53,682 --> 00:08:56,540 - We are alone. - Yes ... of course. 132 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,847 Eh, here, I... 133 00:08:59,211 --> 00:09:02,516 I checked his tests, and... 134 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:05,394 - Doesn't he want to take off his coat? - Why? 135 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:08,295 By any chance can your diagnosis cause a change of climate? 136 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:11,529 Mr. Vandeveer, your health is not very good. 137 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:13,960 That is why I came to you and not to my cook. 138 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,880 Tell me Dr. Deere, How much time do I have left to live? 139 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:17,791 This is up to you. 140 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:20,802 I am glad to know that it is not up to you 141 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:24,422 Mr. Vandeveer... 142 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:28,238 You are sick with gout... 143 00:09:28,406 --> 00:09:30,458 Liver hypertrophy... 144 00:09:30,808 --> 00:09:32,875 Duodenal ulcer... 145 00:09:33,128 --> 00:09:35,253 Irritable colon... 146 00:09:35,462 --> 00:09:39,625 has a weak heart and severe stiffening of the arteries. 147 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:44,440 And you suffer from these diseases Because she is too overweight. 148 00:09:44,676 --> 00:09:47,854 And if he does not take immediate steps to lose at least half of his weight 149 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,628 Will die in the next 6 months! 150 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,349 Doctor, there is no need to make it so tragic. 151 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,968 Mr. Vandeveer, you have gone too far in many things, now you have to reduce... 152 00:09:55,969 --> 00:09:57,045 Reduce? 153 00:09:57,604 --> 00:10:01,499 I am like this Because I have earned my weight. 154 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:05,907 They are a work of art. Created by the world's best chefs. 155 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:08,393 Every gram is a brushstroke. 156 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:10,052 And the lipids it contains. 157 00:10:10,107 --> 00:10:12,027 And every liter of wine. 158 00:10:12,201 --> 00:10:15,325 In short, dear Doctor, in my present form... 159 00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:17,284 Are a masterpiece. 160 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,185 Mr. Vandeveer... 161 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,114 unless you drastically moderate your culinary habits 162 00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:26,750 It is very likely that She will die very soon. 163 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,428 Dear Doctor. 164 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:31,320 deprived of everything I love... 165 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:33,486 what makes you think that he wants to live? 166 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:34,837 Let's get out of here, Beecham. 167 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:37,377 Goodbye, Doctor. We will see each other again. don't doubt it 168 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:40,944 I hope so for your sake... Mr. Vandeveer. 169 00:10:43,888 --> 00:10:45,427 And now we go to the Royal Grill. 170 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:47,177 The Royal Grill? Why? 171 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,588 Surely you have heard of it? they call it lunch. 172 00:10:49,589 --> 00:10:50,926 But if it is barely 11:30! 173 00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:54,074 If I had wanted to know the time, I would have looked at Big Ben... 174 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:57,685 Mr. Vandeveer! You heard the Doctor! 175 00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:59,557 Louis Kohner even though he is Swiss, 176 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,694 Is the best cook in England. 177 00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:04,536 The day I stop eating his dishes... 178 00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:06,666 One of them will be dead! 179 00:11:09,255 --> 00:11:10,889 Royal Grill, Lambaaa... 180 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:13,889 And quick, before I lose weight to eat nothing. 181 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,090 Thank you. 182 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:37,579 I'll take this one, thank you. 183 00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:45,856 - ¡Martha! - ¡Harmond! 184 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:48,857 - Are you my driver? - Follow me, Miss. 185 00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:55,956 Last call for Lufthansa passengers of flight LH49 to Hannover 186 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:58,353 immediate boarding from door 42. 187 00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:14,159 Driver-is this the right way? 188 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,173 London is on the other side! 189 00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:27,518 What are you doing? Get me out of here! 190 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,673 Driver. 191 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,704 Hello? 192 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,035 Can you hear me? 193 00:12:41,676 --> 00:12:43,555 I cannot speak louder! 194 00:12:43,702 --> 00:12:45,322 Somebody is...! 195 00:12:54,181 --> 00:12:55,482 Ahh! 196 00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:57,572 Wonderful! 197 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:06,633 Are you all right, Max? 198 00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,616 Louis, everything is perfect... Really perfect 199 00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:11,049 An exquisite treat for my palate. 200 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:14,414 The oysters with crema y champagne lifted my spirits. 201 00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:17,884 And the Carie Danielle always full of unexpected surprises. 202 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:18,854 Cheese. 203 00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:21,692 You see, this is one of the smartest... 204 00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:23,210 I have ever eaten in my life. 205 00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,360 - Do you want to choose the cheese now? - By God, no! 206 00:13:25,361 --> 00:13:27,512 They told me that I have to be careful about my diet. 207 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,686 If so. come with me I will show you something. 208 00:13:29,687 --> 00:13:30,709 Bernard. 209 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:33,482 But what are you showing me? 210 00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:41,423 Tell me-what do you think of these? 211 00:13:41,663 --> 00:13:43,766 Magnificent. Where did you find them? 212 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,808 In Trafalgar Square, where else. 213 00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:49,171 Max. Where do you think I found them? 214 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:51,647 From Mrs. Fortisque, of course! 215 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:54,519 It has the best pigeons in the world. 216 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,141 Impressive, Louis. 217 00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:59,194 When His Majesty has tried Your fruit-roasted pigeons... 218 00:13:59,195 --> 00:14:01,912 will forget about the dinner from last year, que however, 219 00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:04,528 I must admit that it was truly exquisite. 220 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:07,483 Keep stirring When you add the butter! 221 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:09,864 Oh my goodness! What a disaster! 222 00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:16,303 Max, by the way, I wanted to thank you for choosing me to prepare the Royal dinner 223 00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:18,196 It will be a great day for all of us. 224 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:20,432 And also for Natasha. 225 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,535 I don't know her. Who is she? 226 00:14:26,672 --> 00:14:29,691 - Is she great? - Natasha? ¡Ah! 227 00:14:29,753 --> 00:14:32,106 She is the best pastry cook in the world! 228 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:34,995 Yes, yes, definitely. But is it appetizing? 229 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,640 Sorry, old cook. 230 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,808 Fat ... 50 years old, and with a face like pudding. 231 00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:41,499 Stop! You can't go in there! 232 00:14:44,278 --> 00:14:45,876 Dear Auguste, What are you doing in London? 233 00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,514 Would you mind talking with proper manners? 234 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,265 You. piece of cheese fat gone bad! 235 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,271 It's better now. How did you dig me up? 236 00:14:54,272 --> 00:14:57,762 Everyone knows that you have such bad taste to come to eat in a place like this! 237 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,024 Louis, you may already be familiar with Auguste Grandvilliers. 238 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,542 Who let this-this ... this ... pile of French junk into my kitchen? 239 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:04,901 Excuse me, I tried to stop him! 240 00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:06,479 Next time shoot him in the legs! 241 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,061 How could you do this to me, Max? 242 00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:09,185 You are ruining me. 243 00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:11,041 But what are you talking about? 244 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,836 - About this! - Hmm? 245 00:15:12,885 --> 00:15:16,491 Of your stupid and filthy revistucola! 246 00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:22,124 The most fabulous dinner in the world Prepared by the most prestigious chefs! 247 00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:24,613 But Auguste Grandvilliers does not appear! 248 00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:27,125 Why doesn't Auguste Grandvilliers! 249 00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:30,634 Because I wanted to highlight the most fabulous dinner... 250 00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:33,355 And not the most overrated. 251 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:35,452 What do you know about that? 252 00:15:35,453 --> 00:15:38,201 You... you criticize! 253 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,990 You. have never cooked anything! 254 00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:45,828 Dear friend, one does not have to know how to cook eggs to know that they are rotten. 255 00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:47,398 It is. 256 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:52,023 How could you choose Louis Kohner, a Swiss meat-burner? 257 00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:57,206 Auguste, I did not choose Louis for his fillets but for his pigeons. 258 00:15:57,829 --> 00:15:59,611 His pigeons? 259 00:15:59,832 --> 00:16:02,184 His pigeons suck! 260 00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:05,399 I wouldn't feed them to him even my cat! 261 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:08,620 I spit on it--on its pigeons! 262 00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,478 So if you spit at my pigeons.... 263 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,891 I spit at you! 264 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,328 Yes! 265 00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:11,502 But he's crazy! 266 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:19,505 I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! 267 00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:22,342 Throw him out of here! 268 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:23,959 I have to kill you! 269 00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:28,094 What do you think of this? 270 00:17:28,244 --> 00:17:31,434 Mushrooms? Not bad, given the time of year. 271 00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:57,838 - Hello, Nat! - Ah, you! Yes... 272 00:17:58,228 --> 00:18:01,194 I was thinking it was white trafficking. 273 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:04,333 Hei! is it by any chance a crime For a husband to see his wife? 274 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,496 Ex-husband, ex-wife and perdón... 275 00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,912 I happen to have a very important appointment 276 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,505 Yes, I read about it. Congratulations, Nat! 277 00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,144 Not everyone has the privilege of cooking at Buckingam Palace. 278 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:14,329 I wish I could be there too. 279 00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:16,389 I'll send you an ashtray. Can I go now? 280 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,304 Just a minute -- I want to show you something. 281 00:18:18,438 --> 00:18:20,967 Robby, they call this kidnapping! 282 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,399 Of course, this fits perfectly with your other remarkable qualities. 283 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,702 Like adultery. 284 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,612 Let us not forget adultery. 285 00:18:27,613 --> 00:18:30,181 Come on, Nat, you can't call a simple skid 286 00:18:30,182 --> 00:18:31,978 With my secretary, adultery. 287 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:33,935 And what would you call it? Shorthand? 288 00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:36,087 But I don't even remember his name! 289 00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:39,375 Vikky. With two "kappas," and no bra. 290 00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:42,958 Why the hell don't you come down so I can show you something? 291 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,536 How is your store doing of junk food? 292 00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:53,898 - What is it this time, chicken burgers? - No... omelet! 293 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:55,936 Artificial, dehydrated, or are they sent by mail? 294 00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,332 One hundred percent fresh 295 00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,324 Opening a Chinese franchise, omelet bistros throughout Europe 296 00:19:00,325 --> 00:19:04,422 London, Paris, Rome, Venice, Copenhagen and hopefully Brussels. 297 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:08,074 Good for you. You will invade Hitler's own territories. 298 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,398 Yes but ... what do you think? 299 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,706 Painful, in the whole concept! 300 00:19:15,441 --> 00:19:18,534 And if I am not mistaken, you will do what you want despite my opinion. 301 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:21,797 Of course. You never believed In my plans. 302 00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:24,558 No, it is your lack of ethics regarding eating that I can't stand. 303 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,861 What happened to the "Delicious Fish" chain? 304 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:31,128 I sold it to a Colombian industry for three million dollars. 305 00:19:32,145 --> 00:19:35,115 And that Soul kitchen chain in the South. What was its name? 306 00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:37,154 - Taste of Chile. - What an inspiration! 307 00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:39,441 National cuisine -- really. 308 00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:42,892 And what are you going to call them of omelets? The Cholesterol Hut? 309 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,688 Come here. 310 00:19:45,974 --> 00:19:48,337 This time I outdid myself. 311 00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:50,574 Are you ready to hear it? 312 00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:54,583 "H. Dumpty." 313 00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:56,930 - "H. Dumpty." - Yes, Humpty Dumpty 314 00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:59,726 And what are you going to call the omelets? Hum-ans? 315 00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:02,149 Humpty Dumptys specialty. 316 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,888 Robby. 317 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,175 You see Robby-if you could. 318 00:20:07,176 --> 00:20:10,296 you would feed the whole the world plastic pizzas 319 00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:12,668 And why not? The world loves pizzas! 320 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,831 Dear, your people like wine, 321 00:20:14,832 --> 00:20:17,181 the sauces, and the delicacies Of your cookbook... 322 00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:21,370 But in the real world, people have four children and only $1.89 to feed them! 323 00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:23,552 Another soldier in the war against poverty. 324 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:24,583 Nonsense, Robby! 325 00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,820 1.89? It doesn't have to be rubbish. 326 00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:29,217 A good tortilla gives no more trouble than making a bad one. 327 00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:30,905 Of course, that's why I'm looking for 328 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,727 A Famous Gourmet, so that he can promote me. 329 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:35,761 Ah! We've finally gotten to the point, haven't we? 330 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:38,452 - What are you talking about? - You may not have thought about me. 331 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:43,172 To you? Are you crazy? There are hundreds of cooks to think of before you. 332 00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:47,497 Robby, for nothing in the world could you convince me -- absolutely. 333 00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,315 All right -- all right, I'm sorry. 334 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:53,325 I'm sorry I said that. I promise you. I give you my word, I will never say it again. 335 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,283 All right, this is my final offer. 336 00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:57,284 You will not have to cook, nor expose yourself. 337 00:20:57,285 --> 00:20:59,230 The only thing I want Is a picture of you hanging on the wall. 338 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:00,793 With a blouse, smiling. 339 00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,772 And why not Vikky-no blouse? 340 00:21:02,773 --> 00:21:05,893 Nat. if you don't want the job, that's fine, but don't be ironic. 341 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,028 - Why did you do that? - Did what? 342 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,603 Let her use my kitchen? 343 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,614 Natasha. 344 00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:20,029 Gorgeous as always! 345 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:23,006 Stop flattering me, Max, rather tell me Where is the suite you promised me. 346 00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:24,966 - Let's forget about the suite for now. - Max. 347 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:28,011 Come with me, we cannot keep the queen waiting. 348 00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,530 You got married to him Without my permission. 349 00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:34,123 If you remember, the day you left him, I sent you a divorce obsequiousness. 350 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:39,154 It must not be so good to be with a man who has only birds on his mind. 351 00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:41,863 Do you think he was born of a woman like the rest of us? 352 00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:45,731 Or that it appeared from a bag of instant soup? 353 00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:47,902 Max. 354 00:22:08,777 --> 00:22:12,970 You need to take good care of the presentation, and be careful about the right time to serve. 355 00:22:12,973 --> 00:22:16,380 Careful with the oven, that you don't overcook the meat. 356 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:25,987 Hey you people, you should be ashamed! 357 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,419 Do you call these mushrooms? 358 00:22:28,622 --> 00:22:29,845 They suck! 359 00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:31,539 I'm a shitter! 360 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,076 Easy... Louis. 361 00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:38,296 In 30 years, no I have never seen such painful mushrooms! 362 00:22:38,297 --> 00:22:40,001 Will you calm down, Louis? Take it easy! 363 00:22:40,002 --> 00:22:42,549 They are imperial mushrooms, the best on the market. 364 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:44,567 Imperial? They are not imperial! 365 00:22:44,568 --> 00:22:45,895 They have deceived you! 366 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,122 Well ... it may be but ... is that there was a lot of demand.... 367 00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:51,750 I don't care, these suck! 368 00:22:51,885 --> 00:22:54,238 Yes, but cooked well, they might... 369 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:57,215 Nooo, I should have gone and bought them. 370 00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:04,056 You must be Natasha O'Brien 371 00:23:04,344 --> 00:23:06,506 Max told me you were ugly and fat. 372 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,944 So cute! 373 00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:10,168 He told me you were gay. 374 00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:15,581 You have no idea how much you turn me on. 375 00:23:15,678 --> 00:23:18,404 Just smelling you makes my head spin. 376 00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:21,423 - Blackberries, vanilla, almonds! - Fred? 377 00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:22,506 Yes, Miss. 378 00:23:22,538 --> 00:23:25,292 Your arms glisten with perspiration. 379 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:28,650 The shiny arms drive me crazy. 380 00:23:28,986 --> 00:23:30,045 Good morning, Beecham! 381 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:31,282 How have things been going lately? 382 00:23:31,283 --> 00:23:34,497 - Mr. Ross, long time since I've seen him - Just as well 383 00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:38,048 Mr. Ross is here. 384 00:23:40,392 --> 00:23:42,019 He says to go ahead and pass. 385 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,632 Did he actually say that? 386 00:23:43,945 --> 00:23:46,441 Not exactly. 387 00:24:06,094 --> 00:24:08,165 Who will it be, the king of junk food? 388 00:24:08,253 --> 00:24:09,769 Hi, Max! 389 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:12,151 How is your business doing? 390 00:24:12,365 --> 00:24:13,931 American Plastic Foods. 391 00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:16,387 American Fast Food, Max. 392 00:24:16,468 --> 00:24:18,435 I am very sorry. 393 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:22,205 How many naive and smiling children... 394 00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:23,864 did you poison this week? 395 00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:27,588 My God, Max. Every day you get fatter, you look like a pig! 396 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,983 Have you heard from any doctors? 397 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:31,403 Yes, and it gave me five minutes of life. 398 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:33,714 Therefore, we do not have much time to talk. 399 00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:35,174 Five minutes is sufficient. 400 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,681 What new abomination Are you promoting now? 401 00:24:37,682 --> 00:24:38,489 Omelette. 402 00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:41,314 And what are they made of? Of used ping-pong balls? 403 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,788 Cooked under strict sanitary conditions. 404 00:24:43,806 --> 00:24:45,233 A health omelet? 405 00:24:45,239 --> 00:24:46,394 But what's the use? 406 00:24:46,513 --> 00:24:47,934 To clean the dishes? 407 00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:49,456 Oh, for God's sake, Max! 408 00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,376 I give the people what they want! 409 00:24:51,377 --> 00:24:52,377 Nonsense! 410 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:56,930 All you are giving them is nothing more than nitrates, phosphates, and MSG. 411 00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:58,810 You are poisoning the workers. 412 00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:01,894 Damn barrel, since when you care about the workers! 413 00:25:01,895 --> 00:25:05,161 If you could avoid him, you wouldn't put the tomato in the gazpacho either! 414 00:25:05,162 --> 00:25:07,322 You are an agonizing caste, Max! 415 00:25:07,451 --> 00:25:08,801 Definitely. 416 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,655 Can we come to the grain? 417 00:25:10,656 --> 00:25:13,654 The issue is that I need a cook of prestige to approve the operation. 418 00:25:13,655 --> 00:25:15,351 - Can you think of anyone? - Sorry. 419 00:25:15,352 --> 00:25:18,273 I run a magazine-not a brothel. 420 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:21,776 Well ... you can't say that it was fun. 421 00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:24,111 You can try Louis Kohner. 422 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:26,191 He is now in the Palace of Buckingham... 423 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,756 Trying to seduce your wife. 424 00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:30,961 Oh, excuse me--your ex-wife. 425 00:25:31,123 --> 00:25:34,786 In the end you always get here, you just want her all to yourself, don't you? 426 00:25:34,846 --> 00:25:36,438 Of course I want it! 427 00:25:36,439 --> 00:25:37,956 You had it physically... 428 00:25:37,957 --> 00:25:39,643 I had his wisdom... 429 00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:42,889 His sufflés, his cakes, her crepes... 430 00:25:42,925 --> 00:25:44,096 She is an artist. 431 00:25:44,097 --> 00:25:46,676 While I was giving her a living canvas... 432 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:50,052 All that you offered her ... were reproductions... 433 00:25:50,704 --> 00:25:52,533 You have convinced me. 434 00:25:52,728 --> 00:25:54,766 I will take your advice, Max. 435 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:57,628 I'll call Louis Kohner right away. 436 00:26:00,312 --> 00:26:02,883 The soup is ready! 437 00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,158 It's your turn, Louis! 438 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,503 Oh my goodness! 439 00:26:06,504 --> 00:26:09,104 Get out of the way! 440 00:26:09,117 --> 00:26:11,792 Come on, open the oven! Quick, quick! 441 00:26:12,418 --> 00:26:14,636 Pass me the fork! 442 00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,021 Ready, get it out! 443 00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:23,259 Get them all out! Quickly, quickly! 444 00:26:23,761 --> 00:26:26,461 Natasha! Come, I need you! 445 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,801 Get the trays ready! 446 00:26:29,878 --> 00:26:31,462 Natasha, my dear! 447 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,371 You'll have to put the sauce on! 448 00:26:33,372 --> 00:26:35,097 This is complete chaos! 449 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:37,861 Where is the salad! 450 00:26:38,207 --> 00:26:39,885 What about the salad? 451 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:43,676 Gently! 452 00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:44,839 Watch out for the queue! 453 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,081 Don't ruin the skin! Hurry! 454 00:26:47,082 --> 00:26:48,562 Louis, it smells divine! 455 00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,239 What? Logical, and it tastes divine! 456 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,479 Hurry up! Getting cold. 457 00:26:53,684 --> 00:26:55,943 Put the salad on them. 458 00:26:56,753 --> 00:26:57,991 Quick, quick, quick! 459 00:26:58,205 --> 00:27:00,585 I want them to present themselves as well as they know how. 460 00:27:00,608 --> 00:27:03,847 What pigeons! They are magnificent. 461 00:27:03,848 --> 00:27:05,984 Like an impressionist painting. 462 00:27:05,985 --> 00:27:09,440 Kandinski, the brilliant Matisse, you know. 463 00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:11,926 That's it. 464 00:27:12,392 --> 00:27:13,482 Wonderful! 465 00:27:13,557 --> 00:27:15,533 Truly wonderful. 466 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,529 Congratulations, Chef. 467 00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:19,392 Don't just stand there! 468 00:27:19,393 --> 00:27:22,219 Serve them up! Quickly, quickly! Before they get cold! 469 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:25,091 Wait a minute! 470 00:27:25,201 --> 00:27:27,278 I think I forgot something. I'm sure. 471 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:30,543 The pigeons, the puff pastry, the punch, butter, truffles, and... 472 00:27:30,748 --> 00:27:32,344 The truffles? Will I have put them in? 473 00:27:32,345 --> 00:27:35,328 Yes, yes, I put them... maybe the cognac... 474 00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:36,886 Oh, what will I have forgotten? 475 00:27:36,943 --> 00:27:40,454 Oh my! Did something go wrong? Take him away! 476 00:27:40,455 --> 00:27:41,755 Natasha. 477 00:27:41,822 --> 00:27:43,192 Tell me, will everything have gone well? 478 00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:44,701 Will you be able to reserve your nervous breakdown? 479 00:27:44,702 --> 00:27:50,950 Now it's my turn. Will I have put everything in? 480 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,935 It is ready, serve it! 481 00:29:47,778 --> 00:29:49,790 - Sir...! - Shh-shh-shh... 482 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:52,536 Ladies and Gentlemen. 483 00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:57,211 A certain lady would like to thank someone. 484 00:30:01,205 --> 00:30:02,523 Louis... 485 00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:04,359 Natasha. 486 00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:08,464 His Majesty would appreciate it That you present yourselves in the dining room. 487 00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:13,085 He wants to thank you, personally. 488 00:30:23,015 --> 00:30:25,887 Oh-oh! 489 00:30:26,677 --> 00:30:28,971 Oh my goodness! 490 00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:31,251 Oh, Louis! 491 00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:34,955 Louis. Louis... you are wonderful... 492 00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:37,972 - Not so fast...do you like it? - Give me more... 493 00:30:37,973 --> 00:30:40,496 Give me more... more! 494 00:30:40,784 --> 00:30:45,063 - Of course you like it, you are my inspiration. - Yes... 495 00:30:45,231 --> 00:30:48,926 You are amazing-you are divine. 496 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,797 I really enjoy watching you. 497 00:30:52,598 --> 00:30:54,478 Au, little dog, you bit me! 498 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,899 I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. It's too good. 499 00:30:57,209 --> 00:31:01,051 - Oh, Louis! - It went well at the palace today. 500 00:31:01,216 --> 00:31:03,703 You and I together are exceptional. 501 00:31:03,957 --> 00:31:05,516 What are you doing? 502 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,060 I'll eat your sauce. 503 00:31:07,229 --> 00:31:11,123 I like it-I like it, I like it. 504 00:31:11,975 --> 00:31:14,030 I hope the wine is to your liking 505 00:31:14,913 --> 00:31:17,975 Sure ... sure ... 506 00:31:22,887 --> 00:31:28,680 Ah... well 507 00:31:33,948 --> 00:31:36,818 You answer, no one knows I am here. 508 00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:40,772 Hello? 509 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,527 It is for you. 510 00:31:48,802 --> 00:31:51,805 Hi, Nat, it's me! Oh, Robby! 511 00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:53,615 How did you know I was here? 512 00:31:53,616 --> 00:31:57,186 It was not difficult, child. Just put two cooks together and... 513 00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,024 But what are you thinking about? 514 00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:02,242 Now we are sitting here, fully dressed... 515 00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:04,878 eating snacks and exchanging recipes. 516 00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:07,195 Don't you believe me? Absolutely! 517 00:32:07,196 --> 00:32:08,834 All right, it's not like that. We are flirting. 518 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:10,131 Ah, I can imagine. 519 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,362 But why did you call me? 520 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:14,029 I am leaving tomorrow for Brussels. and I wanted to say goodbye. 521 00:32:14,038 --> 00:32:15,038 Hello. 522 00:32:15,115 --> 00:32:17,847 Oh, Nat. Maybe when I come back, we can go to dinner, or see a show. 523 00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:20,736 Robby, this is not a good time to make an appointment. Hi. 524 00:32:20,737 --> 00:32:24,820 Ah, Nat. One last thing to ask you maybe you could help me, if you don't mind? 525 00:32:26,051 --> 00:32:26,681 What? 526 00:32:26,682 --> 00:32:30,650 Ask Kohner if he would like to work as a Cook Counselor in H. Dumpty. 527 00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:33,382 - Louis? - Yes? 528 00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,305 My ex-husband wants to know. 529 00:32:35,306 --> 00:32:38,666 If you would like to work as a Counselor Cook in a chain of omelet stores. 530 00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:40,415 But not even dead! 531 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:43,103 Robby? He would rather die! 532 00:33:13,697 --> 00:33:15,733 Louis... 533 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:21,016 Louis... 534 00:33:23,882 --> 00:33:26,837 Sleep. It's barely 7:30. 535 00:33:28,192 --> 00:33:30,950 This now does not exist. 536 00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:33,280 There is nothing before 9:00 a.m. 537 00:33:33,415 --> 00:33:35,415 I'm going to turn on the oven. 538 00:33:35,568 --> 00:33:38,499 Listen-when you wake up. I'll serve you breakfast. 539 00:33:38,574 --> 00:33:42,408 - Fabulous breakfast. - Mmm, fabulous idea. 540 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,462 Doubly fabulous. 541 00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,733 Good morning, Mr. Cat. 542 00:33:59,864 --> 00:34:03,192 You caught a mouse, didn't you? 543 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,712 I'll serve you breakfast in a minute. 544 00:34:06,936 --> 00:34:09,812 Wait a moment. 545 00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:31,299 Mmm, that smells good, Louis. 546 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,344 Whatever you are doing down there go ahead. 547 00:35:38,686 --> 00:35:40,752 Do you want a hand, Louis? 548 00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:43,410 I squeeze oranges, make coffee? 549 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:49,015 Louis? 550 00:35:49,871 --> 00:35:52,508 Whatever it is, it smells at the ready. 551 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:55,056 In fact, I will say more, I think it is burning out. 552 00:36:08,778 --> 00:36:11,049 Ah... Ms. O'Brien. 553 00:36:11,575 --> 00:36:13,773 Will you please take a seat? 554 00:36:17,999 --> 00:36:20,391 This is Inspector Blodgett. 555 00:36:20,527 --> 00:36:23,168 And this is Sergeant Doyle. 556 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:30,176 Ms. O'Brien. when you opened the door of the bakery and saw the state of Mr. Kohner's ... 557 00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:33,323 which, according to the autopsy, was deliberately grated. 558 00:36:33,389 --> 00:36:34,774 What did he think? 559 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,108 I didn't think about anything. I was very impressed. 560 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:41,315 Have you thought about who was responsible, Miss O'Brien? 561 00:36:41,773 --> 00:36:43,038 It may have been one of the cooks 562 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:44,993 who work for Mr. Kohner, for example? 563 00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:47,213 - I doubt it. - Why? 564 00:36:47,418 --> 00:36:50,754 Because Louis would never hired anyone who cooked so badly. 565 00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:55,233 Ms. O'Brien. 566 00:36:56,285 --> 00:36:58,370 Do you know a certain Auguste Grandvilliers? 567 00:36:58,530 --> 00:37:00,349 He claims to be French Chef. 568 00:37:00,504 --> 00:37:01,880 Of course I have heard about him. 569 00:37:01,904 --> 00:37:05,610 He had a discussion with Mr. Kohner, quite heatedly. 570 00:37:05,611 --> 00:37:08,583 Witnesses stated that he attacked Mr. Kohner. 571 00:37:09,114 --> 00:37:09,929 With a knife. 572 00:37:09,930 --> 00:37:13,681 - But...this looks promising. - Yes. 573 00:37:14,028 --> 00:37:16,022 But we haven't found it yet. 574 00:37:18,574 --> 00:37:22,307 Can we infer that you spent the night with Mr. Kohner? 575 00:37:23,272 --> 00:37:25,740 It can be inferred. 576 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:34,094 Is it possible that he met another person Mr. Kohner? 577 00:37:34,095 --> 00:37:36,028 There was no one else here.... 578 00:37:37,473 --> 00:37:39,897 What about the phone? Did you get any phone calls? 579 00:37:39,898 --> 00:37:41,650 No, I don't rico... 580 00:37:45,204 --> 00:37:46,944 Yes, Miss O'Brien? 581 00:37:49,723 --> 00:37:51,916 He seems to have remembered something. 582 00:37:52,963 --> 00:37:54,584 Nothing important. 583 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:58,110 Why don't you let judge me. 584 00:38:00,938 --> 00:38:03,418 Here-there was a phone call, but it was to me, not to Louis. 585 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:04,609 Whose? 586 00:38:08,866 --> 00:38:11,192 Tell me who called Miss O'Brien? 587 00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,415 None that would be of interest. 588 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:13,603 Tell me the name! 589 00:38:13,604 --> 00:38:15,044 Robert Ross. 590 00:38:18,227 --> 00:38:20,818 Robert Ross, my ex-husband. 591 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:23,097 I hope you understand... 592 00:38:23,098 --> 00:38:26,118 that I don't enjoy of this kind of thing, Miss O'Brien. 593 00:38:27,009 --> 00:38:28,330 Shit! 594 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,099 He's crazy if he thinks that I enjoy seeing murders 595 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,343 I was crying and very afraid. 596 00:38:33,369 --> 00:38:35,289 On the other hand, he would not be a policeman! 597 00:38:35,642 --> 00:38:36,772 He may be right. 598 00:38:36,904 --> 00:38:40,335 But he is mistaken if he thinks that we would not be interested in Mr. Ross. 599 00:38:40,592 --> 00:38:43,277 I find Mr. Ross instead very interesting. 600 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,722 However you forget it, early this morning he left for Brussels. 601 00:38:45,731 --> 00:38:46,971 That's why he called me last night. 602 00:38:46,973 --> 00:38:51,725 Good morning, someone told me that Natasha O'Brien was in these parts. I'm Robert Ross. 603 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,137 Mr. Ross. 604 00:38:53,388 --> 00:38:55,294 How nice of him to stop by. 605 00:38:55,658 --> 00:38:57,989 Nat. I've been looking for you everywhere. 606 00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:59,388 I heard what happened. 607 00:38:59,451 --> 00:39:03,732 - But didn't you have to go back to Brussels? - I never left, I didn't wake up! 608 00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,100 Hey, Nat. they're not going to think that it was you, or will they? 609 00:39:07,364 --> 00:39:09,915 No, Robby-not anymore. 610 00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:17,227 "THE QUEEN'S COOK COOKED" 611 00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:19,612 Imagine the impact it will have at the Palace. 612 00:39:19,877 --> 00:39:22,511 The person responsible for this should be a cook. 613 00:39:22,512 --> 00:39:24,874 - Hi, everybody... Hi, Nat. - Robby. 614 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:25,915 Beecham, search him! 615 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,697 No matter what you said to the police. I think it was you. 616 00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:30,145 Thank you. Also the police... 617 00:39:30,146 --> 00:39:32,339 However, according to Agatha Christie, they must have evidence. 618 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,760 What kind of perverse to kill a cook? 619 00:39:34,761 --> 00:39:36,630 It could be someone like you, Max. 620 00:39:36,631 --> 00:39:39,462 Don't be ridiculous, it certainly wasn't me! 621 00:39:39,726 --> 00:39:42,450 Only an amateur would cook something Swiss... 622 00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:43,942 In a 230°C oven. 623 00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:45,624 For God's sake, Max! 624 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,127 Don't you feel even a little bit sorry for what happened? 625 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:50,670 I am really sorry, believe me! 626 00:39:50,917 --> 00:39:52,825 Where do I go for lunch now? 627 00:39:52,941 --> 00:39:54,470 I thought you appreciated that! 628 00:39:54,471 --> 00:39:55,674 Of course I appreciated it! 629 00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:58,954 And I would like to find out who committed such a barbarity. 630 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:05,172 Beecham, book Miss O'Brien a flight to Venice for today. 631 00:40:05,173 --> 00:40:06,173 Venice? 632 00:40:06,361 --> 00:40:08,500 Wait a minute, Max! I don't want to go to Venice! 633 00:40:08,501 --> 00:40:11,306 Of course you want, honey, everybody wants. 634 00:40:11,307 --> 00:40:13,055 Have you already forgotten that you have to interview 635 00:40:13,056 --> 00:40:15,026 Fausto Zoppi, for the magazine? 636 00:40:15,027 --> 00:40:17,530 Please, Max--send another one. 637 00:40:17,546 --> 00:40:19,782 Nonsense. You are going to do the interview... 638 00:40:19,783 --> 00:40:23,755 You will get the recipe, and you will bring me one of those delicious lobsters. 639 00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:26,017 - Oh, Max. - Mr. Vandeveer... 640 00:40:26,037 --> 00:40:27,572 ¿What are you still doing here ? 641 00:40:27,573 --> 00:40:29,377 Get the plane tickets. Run, run! 642 00:40:29,378 --> 00:40:30,632 - And a room in the Danieli. - Max? 643 00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:32,594 - A suite in the Danieli, Beecham. - Robby. 644 00:40:32,595 --> 00:40:36,107 And first-class tickets, round-trip return in the big silver bird. 645 00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:38,555 For no reason will I go to Venice! 646 00:40:38,556 --> 00:40:41,398 If you don't go, honey, I will ruin your reputation. 647 00:40:41,401 --> 00:40:45,271 I will tell everyone that your whipped cream caused me indigestion. 648 00:40:45,368 --> 00:40:47,846 Have I made myself clear, or not? 649 00:41:42,282 --> 00:41:45,640 Fish--must always be fresh 650 00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:48,958 It has to be the freshest... 651 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,117 The intention of my kitchen... 652 00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:55,622 is to bring out the flavor essentials of foods. 653 00:41:55,786 --> 00:41:59,721 My sauces never hide.... they manifest themselves! 654 00:42:05,201 --> 00:42:06,259 Mr. Zoppi. 655 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,578 Fausto. 656 00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:08,976 Do you come here often? 657 00:42:08,977 --> 00:42:12,937 Daily. Lobsters cannot be stored for more than one day. 658 00:42:12,938 --> 00:42:18,061 Afterwards they begin to suffer, and the flesh hardens. 659 00:42:19,461 --> 00:42:25,901 One, two, three, four, five, six... 660 00:42:26,622 --> 00:42:28,946 - I didn't know this about lobsters.... - Why would he have known that? 661 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,053 It is enough for me to know. 662 00:42:35,563 --> 00:42:37,993 After all this, what more can I tell you? 663 00:42:37,994 --> 00:42:41,002 Except that it is very beautiful. 664 00:42:41,248 --> 00:42:42,523 What vegetable is this? 665 00:42:42,524 --> 00:42:45,357 - Ah, it's chicory. - Aahh! 666 00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:49,102 Put your hands back, you pig! 667 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:53,665 - What happened? - The man pinched me! 668 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,319 Oh, no, he's wrong. 669 00:42:55,789 --> 00:42:57,327 Then who did it? A lobster? 670 00:42:57,384 --> 00:42:59,765 - It was me. - Was it you? 671 00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:01,086 Of course. 672 00:43:01,770 --> 00:43:06,753 Could you explain to me why Italians like pinching so much? 673 00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,603 To ascertain the consistency of the meat. 674 00:43:08,604 --> 00:43:12,472 Excuse me, don't you first taste the melonium the cabbages? To a woman you pinch her! 675 00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:18,701 And you get away with pinching women? 676 00:43:18,837 --> 00:43:21,005 Of course, I check them first... 677 00:43:40,973 --> 00:43:42,804 I suppose you already know what happened to Louis Kohner. 678 00:43:42,805 --> 00:43:45,054 Oh, Madonna, what a tragedy! 679 00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:46,578 I loved that man. 680 00:43:46,579 --> 00:43:50,175 I am unbelievable in bed-unbelievable. 681 00:43:50,176 --> 00:43:52,668 - Tell me, Mr. Zoppi... - Fausto. 682 00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:53,995 Fausto. 683 00:43:53,996 --> 00:43:56,095 Why are we eating here and not in your restaurant? 684 00:43:56,129 --> 00:43:58,420 Because I close for lunch on Tuesdays. 685 00:43:58,446 --> 00:44:01,343 On Tuesdays I go to test the competition. 686 00:44:01,344 --> 00:44:05,315 And today we paid a visit to my dear friend Giancarlo Montebianchi. 687 00:44:05,316 --> 00:44:06,739 But if he didn't eat anything! 688 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:10,426 Do you think I'm capable of putting in my mouth anything from Giancarlo's kitchen? 689 00:44:12,007 --> 00:44:14,851 Zoppi eats only what Zoppi cooks. 690 00:44:18,514 --> 00:44:19,931 And why did he order so much? 691 00:44:19,932 --> 00:44:22,848 If I had not ordered, he would have thought that I was not hungry. 692 00:44:23,197 --> 00:44:28,253 I have a great body -- fan-tastic. 693 00:44:29,353 --> 00:44:33,155 You will enjoy touching me... Cheers! 694 00:44:48,211 --> 00:44:50,237 Please continue Fausto. 695 00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:52,820 Yes-what was I saying? 696 00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:54,591 Something about his body. 697 00:44:54,717 --> 00:44:56,259 Ah, yes-now I remember. 698 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,420 My body? Ah, my body! 699 00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:01,586 My body -- lying beside yours. 700 00:45:01,588 --> 00:45:03,656 They were designed to be together. 701 00:45:03,691 --> 00:45:06,871 Ah, you make it sound great, Fausto. 702 00:45:06,957 --> 00:45:08,841 Great! 703 00:45:09,116 --> 00:45:10,765 I would kiss your breasts... 704 00:45:10,921 --> 00:45:13,341 As the sun kisses a... 705 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,440 A ripe tomato. 706 00:45:15,441 --> 00:45:17,205 - Tomato? - Tomate. 707 00:45:17,206 --> 00:45:19,094 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 708 00:45:19,197 --> 00:45:23,164 And cuando your voice becomes so weak to beg me to stop...I will kiss you.... 709 00:45:23,165 --> 00:45:27,142 Hey...! Aren't you Fausto Zoppi? 710 00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,838 - Does he know me? - And who doesn't know Zoppi? 711 00:45:29,839 --> 00:45:32,981 A pearl in a sea of pasta producers. 712 00:45:32,982 --> 00:45:34,622 The best cook in Italy! 713 00:45:34,623 --> 00:45:36,030 The only cook in Italy! 714 00:45:36,031 --> 00:45:39,635 How fortunate to meet him here! 715 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:40,499 You will see... 716 00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:43,907 - I'm going to open a chain... - Would you mind? 717 00:45:44,168 --> 00:45:46,496 We were having a private conversation. 718 00:45:52,178 --> 00:45:53,882 Please continue, Fausto. 719 00:45:55,769 --> 00:45:59,388 You will come to my kitchen at 5 o'clock this afternoon. 720 00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:01,489 I will cook my lobsters for you. 721 00:46:01,629 --> 00:46:04,135 And after... after... 722 00:46:04,151 --> 00:46:07,344 I will make love to you six times. 723 00:46:14,853 --> 00:46:16,741 Oh, my God! 724 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:21,835 Then 5 o'clock. 725 00:46:21,836 --> 00:46:23,918 Let's eat first and then ... 726 00:46:23,952 --> 00:46:25,858 the miracle! 727 00:46:25,901 --> 00:46:27,959 - Hi. - Hi. 728 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:42,135 If this guy makes love to you six times, he will be the one who will be converted into a sardine. 729 00:46:42,193 --> 00:46:45,288 Look, if nobody eats it, I'm starving. 730 00:46:53,065 --> 00:46:55,229 It was a magnificent performance, magnificent. 731 00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:57,349 Italians are sometimes very impulsive. 732 00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,480 He doesn't-you. What the hell are you doing here? 733 00:46:59,481 --> 00:47:02,492 Well, when I heard you were going to Zoppi's, I thought about the work of my chain. 734 00:47:02,493 --> 00:47:05,081 And why didn't you ask me instead of butting in like that? 735 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,600 Actually I would have done it before he started with that crap 736 00:47:11,883 --> 00:47:13,432 I thought it was imaginative and poetic. 737 00:47:13,433 --> 00:47:16,572 Oh, come on Nat! You won't believe everything he said? 738 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,583 Why not? 739 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:19,966 Oh, sure. And now you're going to tell me That you're going to that dwarf's restaurant 740 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,374 To try that dish he calls shtupida. 741 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:23,120 - Shtupida? - Shtupida! 742 00:47:23,506 --> 00:47:25,707 - Maybe it does! - What? 743 00:47:25,994 --> 00:47:29,870 Look, if you want revenge. you've already done it with Louis Kohner. 744 00:47:29,892 --> 00:47:31,551 Get back at me? What are you talking about? 745 00:47:31,552 --> 00:47:33,037 Now I am single and you were not! 746 00:47:33,038 --> 00:47:35,045 A person who is alone, can do whatever he wants. 747 00:47:35,046 --> 00:47:37,006 Leave me alone. 748 00:47:38,275 --> 00:47:41,029 All right, maybe I will... Bye. 749 00:47:41,785 --> 00:47:43,322 Where are you going? 750 00:47:43,323 --> 00:47:45,694 To congratulate the cook. 751 00:49:11,804 --> 00:49:13,177 Let me pass! 752 00:49:13,178 --> 00:49:15,406 Hey, hey! Taxi, wait! 753 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,912 Where are we going? 754 00:51:06,975 --> 00:51:10,938 Fausto...? Is he here? 755 00:52:17,129 --> 00:52:19,486 I hope you don't mind That she is eating. 756 00:52:19,726 --> 00:52:22,197 It is inevitable in places like these. 757 00:52:23,115 --> 00:52:24,514 Who are you? 758 00:52:26,381 --> 00:52:27,522 Sorry. 759 00:52:28,605 --> 00:52:31,934 Captain Borromeo Ravello, of the Venice police. 760 00:52:32,471 --> 00:52:35,433 Mr. Bonaspi, you need a cognac to the lady. 761 00:52:36,195 --> 00:52:37,925 Can you tell me your name, please? 762 00:52:38,551 --> 00:52:40,388 Natasha O'Brien. 763 00:52:43,555 --> 00:52:44,945 Get him up! 764 00:52:46,493 --> 00:52:50,058 Were you close friends with Mr. Zoppi? 765 00:52:50,152 --> 00:52:52,129 I met him today. 766 00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:53,595 I'm a cook, too. He... 767 00:52:53,614 --> 00:52:56,119 He would prepare a specialty for me... 768 00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:57,785 the lobster and... 769 00:52:58,895 --> 00:53:00,588 died with his lobsters. 770 00:53:00,748 --> 00:53:01,994 Unfortunately. 771 00:53:02,184 --> 00:53:04,702 Could not breathe underwater. 772 00:53:05,686 --> 00:53:08,429 Who discovered the body? Who called the police? 773 00:53:08,438 --> 00:53:10,441 The waiter -- Mr. Palmenti. 774 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,219 And how does she know that he is not the murderer? 775 00:53:12,178 --> 00:53:14,887 He said he had only come to steal Some fish for his family. 776 00:53:14,897 --> 00:53:18,413 Well ... maybe ... Zoppi found out! 777 00:53:18,414 --> 00:53:19,874 Perhaps they argued. 778 00:53:20,070 --> 00:53:21,546 - Maybe he... - No, no, no, no! 779 00:53:21,606 --> 00:53:23,998 She hated him too much to kill him. 780 00:53:24,209 --> 00:53:25,417 Excuse me? 781 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,182 Miss O'Brien, in Italy... 782 00:53:29,887 --> 00:53:31,964 find someone to really hate... 783 00:53:31,965 --> 00:53:34,315 Is as important as meeting someone to love. 784 00:53:34,423 --> 00:53:37,516 She does not suddenly kill To those she has hated for so many years. 785 00:53:37,517 --> 00:53:39,986 You have invested a lot in that person. 786 00:53:40,169 --> 00:53:43,546 Tell me. Where were you this afternoon? 787 00:53:43,618 --> 00:53:44,618 Why? 788 00:53:44,673 --> 00:53:46,160 Do you think it was me? 789 00:53:46,161 --> 00:53:48,935 There is only one person whose I am sure of his innocence... 790 00:53:48,941 --> 00:53:49,874 And that person is me. 791 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:51,484 Captain Ravello? 792 00:53:52,293 --> 00:53:53,529 Sorry. 793 00:53:56,183 --> 00:53:58,287 We found this. 794 00:53:59,405 --> 00:54:00,572 Pay attention to it... 795 00:54:00,645 --> 00:54:04,202 Ah, yes-the initials R. R. 796 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:09,137 Ms. O'Brien. 797 00:54:10,106 --> 00:54:14,502 I tend to believe that you are completely innocent regarding the murder of Fausto Zoppi. 798 00:54:14,503 --> 00:54:15,708 Oh, good. 799 00:54:17,064 --> 00:54:19,756 - Except for one thing. - I take back the thousand thanks. 800 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,783 The murder of Louis Kohner. 801 00:54:22,027 --> 00:54:25,163 Another famous cook gratinated in his own kitchen 802 00:54:25,164 --> 00:54:28,893 after spending the night with a beautiful American cook. 803 00:54:29,659 --> 00:54:31,064 Provocative case, eh? 804 00:54:31,193 --> 00:54:33,187 Now you can imagine my surprise when... 805 00:54:33,379 --> 00:54:35,193 a beautiful American cook... 806 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,472 Appears for no reason here, in the kitchen of another famous cook.... 807 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:40,282 also killed... 808 00:54:40,498 --> 00:54:43,391 Yes, I can imagine his surprise. 809 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,132 It's obvious, right? 810 00:54:45,337 --> 00:54:47,777 I flew from New York to London, to kill Louis Kohner... 811 00:54:47,848 --> 00:54:50,539 And then from London to Venice, to kill Fausto Zoppi. 812 00:54:50,865 --> 00:54:52,822 I think I remember there was a husband. 813 00:54:52,862 --> 00:54:53,795 Ex-husband. 814 00:54:53,809 --> 00:54:55,026 Where is it? 815 00:54:59,699 --> 00:55:01,008 Where is it, Miss O'Brien? 816 00:55:01,074 --> 00:55:04,304 - I don't know, I think it's in Brussels. - Ahh... 817 00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:07,191 - And what's his name? - Rob. 818 00:55:08,866 --> 00:55:12,688 - Bobby. Bobby Ross. - Ahh... 819 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:14,989 Brussels. 820 00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:20,272 Ms. O'Brien, your statement clearly states. 821 00:55:20,956 --> 00:55:23,782 She spent the night with Louis Kohner. 822 00:55:24,916 --> 00:55:27,875 Were you thinking of doing the same with Fausto Zoppi? 823 00:55:28,469 --> 00:55:30,827 I don't think it concerns her, doesn't it? 824 00:55:33,484 --> 00:55:37,577 Very well, let's change the subject. 825 00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:44,078 Ms. O'Brien. 826 00:55:44,998 --> 00:55:46,567 Ms. O'Brien. 827 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,878 perhaps... 828 00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:52,738 Could you spend the night with me? 829 00:55:55,641 --> 00:55:57,180 Bueno... 830 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,209 Does this answer your question? 831 00:56:13,932 --> 00:56:15,185 I think so. 832 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,582 You will be pleased to know that I consider you innocent 833 00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,550 Of the murder of Fausto Zoppi. 834 00:56:23,815 --> 00:56:24,612 Really? 835 00:56:24,613 --> 00:56:28,466 Yes, if you had killed him, he would have accepted my proposal right away. 836 00:56:28,467 --> 00:56:29,667 Would I have done that? 837 00:56:29,668 --> 00:56:30,494 Yes! 838 00:56:30,495 --> 00:56:34,598 In 94 consecutive cases, I have never been wrong. 839 00:56:34,836 --> 00:56:36,831 94 women? 840 00:56:36,869 --> 00:56:39,084 Logically, I have another test for men. 841 00:56:39,407 --> 00:56:42,031 Out of 94 women suspects... 842 00:56:42,060 --> 00:56:44,187 37 accepted my offer. 843 00:56:44,282 --> 00:56:46,561 And all of them were found guilty. 844 00:56:46,670 --> 00:56:47,949 Except one. 845 00:56:48,084 --> 00:56:49,566 What happened with her? 846 00:56:50,058 --> 00:56:52,018 She became my wife. 847 00:56:58,757 --> 00:57:01,863 Ms. O'Brien, a phone call for you. 848 00:57:06,987 --> 00:57:08,180 Thank you. 849 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,723 Hello? 850 00:57:10,724 --> 00:57:13,607 It's me, child. I just heard what happened to Zoppi. 851 00:57:13,609 --> 00:57:16,712 - Are you okay? - Robby, where are you? 852 00:57:16,765 --> 00:57:20,200 Paris. And Nat, you have to come right away 853 00:57:24,777 --> 00:57:26,210 - Hi, Nat. - Hi. 854 00:57:26,211 --> 00:57:27,808 - Go back to the car. We're running late. - What's going on? 855 00:57:27,809 --> 00:57:29,208 I will explain later. 856 00:57:29,209 --> 00:57:32,594 Take these suitcases to the Royal suite. Let's go! 857 00:57:33,715 --> 00:57:34,991 But, where are we going? 858 00:57:34,992 --> 00:57:36,893 At a small meeting I organized. 859 00:57:36,894 --> 00:57:37,476 Meeting? 860 00:57:37,477 --> 00:57:40,188 I was thinking that if someone killed the best cook in England 861 00:57:40,189 --> 00:57:42,408 And after the best cook in Italy, it is likely that 862 00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:45,156 even the best cook in France is in danger of being killed. 863 00:57:45,065 --> 00:57:45,685 Yes. 864 00:57:45,686 --> 00:57:48,512 - So, I brought them all together. - Ohh! 865 00:57:49,839 --> 00:57:51,653 You know, I don't know why, but I intuit 866 00:57:51,654 --> 00:57:54,465 That the deaths of Louis Kohner and Zoppi are related. 867 00:57:54,586 --> 00:57:58,120 True, the two were killed while they were cooking their best specialty. 868 00:57:58,121 --> 00:57:59,989 Yes, but there is more... 869 00:58:20,832 --> 00:58:24,174 So these are the cooks most famous in France. 870 00:58:24,470 --> 00:58:26,966 Something tells me it will not be easy. 871 00:58:27,186 --> 00:58:28,425 Robby, I think he is... 872 00:58:28,494 --> 00:58:29,802 Marcel? 873 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:32,305 Natasha, my darling! 874 00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:37,522 - You look very good! - What a delightful surprise! 875 00:58:37,819 --> 00:58:40,955 Robert Ross, this is Marcel Massenet. He created the Massenet calf. 876 00:58:40,956 --> 00:58:45,041 - A true artist. - Massenet-a real treat! 877 00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:47,669 Marcel. we can talk later. 878 00:58:47,683 --> 00:58:50,297 - I have a proposal for you... - Rob, stop it! 879 00:58:51,478 --> 00:58:54,235 Natasha, you must allow me to cook for you tonight. 880 00:58:54,242 --> 00:58:57,352 - Tonight? But, I... - It has to be tonight! 881 00:58:57,353 --> 00:58:59,268 I don't know how much time I have left. 882 00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:00,985 - What do you mean by that? - The murderer! 883 00:59:01,173 --> 00:59:03,755 No one knows who will be the next victim. 884 00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:05,758 But maybe it won't be Her. 885 00:59:05,884 --> 00:59:08,174 It may be that the killer Is planning to kill someone else. 886 00:59:08,175 --> 00:59:09,276 What other one? 887 00:59:09,452 --> 00:59:10,657 Ahhh! 888 00:59:10,728 --> 00:59:12,583 Are you referring to one of them...? 889 00:59:13,063 --> 00:59:15,617 I don't understand what they are doing here. 890 00:59:23,502 --> 00:59:25,938 - Hello? - I'm Chappemain. 891 00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:27,116 You have to help me. 892 00:59:27,117 --> 00:59:30,085 Yo I'm the one who needs the most to be watched, don't you know? 893 00:59:30,219 --> 00:59:31,523 For my specialty. 894 00:59:31,524 --> 00:59:33,282 Chicken liver flambé skewers. 895 00:59:33,283 --> 00:59:34,523 That's right! 896 00:59:34,882 --> 00:59:36,512 What could happen to the others? 897 00:59:36,646 --> 00:59:38,939 Dying like a cow or a rabbit? 898 00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:40,294 He cannot be that bad. 899 00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:43,703 But instead I would be impaled.... 900 00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:45,763 And they would set me on fire! 901 00:59:45,764 --> 00:59:48,164 Can you imagine? I need my cognac! 902 00:59:52,448 --> 00:59:54,203 Sorry! 903 00:59:54,441 --> 00:59:58,702 - Jean Claude! - Oh... my little Natasha! 904 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,610 My artichoke! Let me look at you. 905 01:00:01,612 --> 01:00:02,847 You are magnificent. 906 01:00:02,848 --> 01:00:08,117 You look great as always, just a little sexier. 907 01:00:08,118 --> 01:00:09,482 Delicious. 908 01:00:09,483 --> 01:00:12,236 I have missed you very much. 909 01:00:12,356 --> 01:00:13,980 You too. 910 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:18,930 Who is he? 911 01:00:19,395 --> 01:00:21,533 Oh-this is Robert Ross, my ex-husband. 912 01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,038 I am the one who tries to save her life. 913 01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:25,902 Robby, meet. Jean Claude Moulineau. 914 01:00:25,903 --> 01:00:28,648 His pressed duck is known all over the world. 915 01:00:28,649 --> 01:00:30,627 And his hands are magical. 916 01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:32,223 Yes, I had already guessed that. 917 01:00:32,281 --> 01:00:33,907 He taught me everything I know. 918 01:00:34,058 --> 01:00:35,715 I was 19 or 20 years old. 919 01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:38,688 Remember that time I put too much cream in a fillet 920 01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:42,072 And almost expel me from the gastronomic society? 921 01:00:42,218 --> 01:00:44,197 Are we going to talk about the theme or what? 922 01:00:44,459 --> 01:00:47,366 Oh, Rob is right. We will update later. 923 01:00:47,491 --> 01:00:48,655 Later? 924 01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:51,585 For me, there will be no "later." 925 01:00:51,674 --> 01:00:54,282 I will be dead -- murdered. 926 01:00:54,726 --> 01:00:55,876 But why not? 927 01:00:55,888 --> 01:00:58,296 Does anyone deserve it more than me, perchance? 928 01:00:58,495 --> 01:01:03,775 My funeral will make my funeral look like Louis Kohner's a vulgarity. 929 01:01:06,285 --> 01:01:09,163 - You never told me about him. - Oh, Robby! 930 01:01:09,164 --> 01:01:10,903 No! I want to know! 931 01:01:10,904 --> 01:01:14,323 One more step and they will be-what do you say? Dead! 932 01:01:14,324 --> 01:01:15,919 - It's him, Robby! - Who? 933 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,733 The man I saw in Venice -- twice! 934 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,616 He was following Zoppi. He is the killer! 935 01:01:19,722 --> 01:01:21,884 Me? Don't talk nonsense! 936 01:01:22,022 --> 01:01:24,999 I am Auguste Grandvilliers. 937 01:01:25,111 --> 01:01:26,826 Next victim. 938 01:01:27,231 --> 01:01:29,546 Entrecôte at Mirabeau? 939 01:01:30,427 --> 01:01:32,885 - Exactly. - Oh, Robby! 940 01:01:33,017 --> 01:01:36,433 What this man does to a simple steak, is nothing less than a miracle. 941 01:01:36,434 --> 01:01:38,330 Yes? And what do you do, shoot him? 942 01:01:38,476 --> 01:01:39,645 This gun... 943 01:01:39,646 --> 01:01:41,111 Is for the killer. 944 01:01:41,112 --> 01:01:43,424 It will not kill me so easily. 945 01:01:43,531 --> 01:01:45,166 But I don't understand August! 946 01:01:45,324 --> 01:01:47,642 She had a fight with Louis. She was in Venice. 947 01:01:47,643 --> 01:01:50,923 Of course he saw her twice! Because of his amigo, you fat scum! 948 01:01:51,103 --> 01:01:52,226 Max? 949 01:01:53,445 --> 01:01:57,364 He thought they were better than Grandvilliers, Can you imagine such nonsense? 950 01:01:57,365 --> 01:02:00,565 He even dared to publish this idiocy on the cover of his magazine. 951 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,924 So that. I decided to discredit them. 952 01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:07,220 Proving that they were impostors. 953 01:02:07,248 --> 01:02:09,786 I would have followed them to the ends of the earth. 954 01:02:09,802 --> 01:02:11,875 I would never let them out of my sight. 955 01:02:11,876 --> 01:02:15,092 Sooner or later, I would have caught them in the act. 956 01:02:15,093 --> 01:02:20,199 Using margarine instead of butter, or preserved meat instead of fresh meat. 957 01:02:20,512 --> 01:02:22,773 And I would be there To find out everything. 958 01:02:23,245 --> 01:02:27,049 But now that will no longer be the case. They are all dead, and I will be next. 959 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,634 But I prepared myself! 960 01:02:30,862 --> 01:02:34,393 He wants to put that thing away! 961 01:02:43,999 --> 01:02:46,425 Please, can we start the meeting now? 962 01:02:52,224 --> 01:02:53,837 Come on through Gentlemen! 963 01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:57,539 The reason for this meeting Is to save your lives! 964 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,104 Thank you. 965 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:12,543 First we will reflect on who might be the killer.... Any ideas? 966 01:03:14,972 --> 01:03:17,093 Evidently the killer Is someone who hates eating. 967 01:03:17,117 --> 01:03:19,164 Yes, but who could hate it so much? 968 01:03:19,201 --> 01:03:20,900 Doesn't it seem obvious to you? A waiter! 969 01:03:20,901 --> 01:03:24,429 But he proved to be not very smart for not killing a French cook first. 970 01:03:24,453 --> 01:03:26,808 I mean, if somebody Is killing the cooks... 971 01:03:26,930 --> 01:03:29,327 Should have killed first French cooks! 972 01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:31,250 I am ready for death! 973 01:03:31,302 --> 01:03:33,322 Look, the killer is crazy! 974 01:03:33,323 --> 01:03:35,150 If he kills you, he is crazy for sure. 975 01:03:35,151 --> 01:03:36,285 What do you know about it? 976 01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:38,460 Maybe it's someone who is dedicated to cooking bunnies. 977 01:03:38,544 --> 01:03:41,982 At least I don't freeze my chicken livers. 978 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,929 Ohh! 979 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,454 So you are accusing me... 980 01:03:47,554 --> 01:03:49,714 In front of everyone... 981 01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:52,702 To freeze my chicken livers? 982 01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:54,174 Yes! 983 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,141 Him! He is the murderer! 984 01:03:57,142 --> 01:04:00,044 How dare you! Egg face! 985 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:03,104 Stop it! Stop fighting over stupid things! 986 01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:04,744 We have to think about what to do! 987 01:04:05,740 --> 01:04:07,800 She is right! We have to move! 988 01:04:07,942 --> 01:04:09,242 But how! 989 01:04:09,309 --> 01:04:10,361 We don't know anything. 990 01:04:10,362 --> 01:04:13,588 Not necessarily. For example, we know When the killer attacks. 991 01:04:13,589 --> 01:04:14,454 When? 992 01:04:14,455 --> 01:04:16,995 On both occasions, the victim was alone in the kitchen. 993 01:04:17,011 --> 01:04:18,294 I say. 994 01:04:18,527 --> 01:04:20,054 let him come. 995 01:04:20,332 --> 01:04:22,389 I am ready! 996 01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:25,533 Do you want to put it away once and for all? 997 01:04:27,288 --> 01:04:32,121 I ... think ... we should notify the police. 998 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,624 And what do we tell her? 999 01:04:33,773 --> 01:04:35,571 That we think they are going to kill someone.... 1000 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,243 For reasons we don't know... 1001 01:04:37,386 --> 01:04:39,444 And no one knows by whose doing! 1002 01:04:39,445 --> 01:04:41,704 And who says we don't know? 1003 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:49,225 I believe ... that it is someone sitting here right now. 1004 01:05:08,825 --> 01:05:11,607 It's an awkward situation, isn't it? 1005 01:05:12,655 --> 01:05:18,122 Someone is going to kill the best cook in France... but... 1006 01:05:18,268 --> 01:05:21,814 Tell me my friends, Which would be worse? 1007 01:05:22,110 --> 01:05:23,392 Being killed... 1008 01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:26,112 Or stay alive? 1009 01:05:44,199 --> 01:05:46,965 Dinner is ready Mr. Vandeveer. 1010 01:05:47,084 --> 01:05:50,237 What did you prepare tonight, always the same things? 1011 01:05:50,538 --> 01:05:55,427 120 grams of sturgeon, 169 calories. 1012 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:58,854 120 grams of champagne. 1013 01:05:58,983 --> 01:06:02,536 Plus or minus 100 calories. 1014 01:06:04,735 --> 01:06:07,005 120 grams of turkey... 1015 01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:10,688 - 143 calories. - Oh-really a lot? 1016 01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:17,390 One ear of asparagus, 19 calories. 1017 01:06:20,449 --> 01:06:26,083 120 grams of Romani Conti 1966 red wine, 80 calories. 1018 01:06:27,961 --> 01:06:31,018 A bowl of berries And 30 grams of kirsch... 1019 01:06:31,019 --> 01:06:32,950 about 136 calories. 1020 01:06:32,951 --> 01:06:36,192 In total, the dinner is 647 calories. 1021 01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:40,868 But why is this ? I eat by numbers ? I'm going to perish ! 1022 01:06:42,641 --> 01:06:45,967 But why does she lock the door? Does she think I'm deceiving her? 1023 01:06:45,974 --> 01:06:47,896 Ah, Mr. Vandeveer, one thing... 1024 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,343 Don't tell me they killed another cook. 1025 01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:52,684 Whose turn was it this time? It will not be an epidemic! 1026 01:06:52,685 --> 01:06:55,288 Mr. Zoppi's brother called him three times 1027 01:06:55,289 --> 01:06:58,002 He is expected in Venice tomorrow for the funeral. 1028 01:06:58,137 --> 01:07:01,175 But what do I run, a magazine or a funeral home? 1029 01:07:01,176 --> 01:07:03,454 Tell him that I am very sorry for what happened. 1030 01:07:03,565 --> 01:07:06,272 And tell him that I was seized by the gypsies. 1031 01:07:07,305 --> 01:07:11,288 No -- tell him I will be there. 1032 01:07:11,442 --> 01:07:12,768 Book me for Paris. 1033 01:07:12,788 --> 01:07:14,879 And tell Jean Claude Moulineau. 1034 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,172 That you prepare a pressed duck ... 1035 01:07:16,173 --> 01:07:18,598 And be ready for tomorrow... 1036 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:21,661 Sr. Vandeveer, what does Do you need the diet? 1037 01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:23,582 I will take a day off! 1038 01:07:24,385 --> 01:07:25,933 How much weight has he lost? 1039 01:07:25,990 --> 01:07:28,379 It's none of your business! 1040 01:07:28,380 --> 01:07:30,393 6 kilos. 1041 01:07:30,537 --> 01:07:32,160 And I'm already beginning to notice it! 1042 01:07:32,161 --> 01:07:34,099 Only 20 pounds? 1043 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:36,389 He still has at least 70 more to go! 1044 01:07:36,683 --> 01:07:38,250 After he combs my hair, 1045 01:07:38,251 --> 01:07:41,481 I would like to talk with Miss O'Brien in Venice. 1046 01:07:41,482 --> 01:07:44,398 Miss O'Brien is in Paris, Sir... 1047 01:07:44,399 --> 01:07:46,731 you are staying with Mr. Ross, no less. 1048 01:07:46,732 --> 01:07:48,562 There is no such thing as no less... With Mr. Ross. 1049 01:07:50,164 --> 01:07:52,509 What happened between you and Zoppi? 1050 01:07:53,527 --> 01:07:57,075 Nothing. I offered him the job for H. Dumpty and he said, "No thanks." 1051 01:07:57,338 --> 01:07:59,611 The police found a pen of yours. 1052 01:07:59,922 --> 01:08:02,038 Do they know it's mine? 1053 01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:07,802 You don't think I killed him, do you? 1054 01:08:11,957 --> 01:08:15,172 - Hello? - Put Natasha on the phone now! 1055 01:08:15,187 --> 01:08:18,544 Oh, thank you, and how are you? Guess who it is. 1056 01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:22,695 - Hi, Max... - I wanted to remind you honey... 1057 01:08:22,696 --> 01:08:24,980 That you need to come right back here to make an introduction... 1058 01:08:24,981 --> 01:08:26,525 Wednesday, you will be in the "idiot box." 1059 01:08:26,549 --> 01:08:28,272 What are you talking about? 1060 01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:30,641 You will be cooking on television, Natasha! 1061 01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:35,112 Max. Who will be next? You know it could be me?. 1062 01:08:35,172 --> 01:08:38,321 I refuse to believe to your absurd fantasies! 1063 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:41,080 Get on a plane and fly straight back to London. 1064 01:08:41,216 --> 01:08:43,570 Remember that you are not the only one who is suffering... 1065 01:08:43,668 --> 01:08:45,007 For the deaths of Louis and Zoppi... 1066 01:08:45,031 --> 01:08:50,433 I lost exactly half Of the most fabulous cuisine in the world! 1067 01:08:52,744 --> 01:08:54,919 That's what it is, Robby ... 1068 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:58,573 the connection between Louis Kohner and Zoppi! 1069 01:08:58,959 --> 01:09:00,814 My God! I know who will be the next victim! 1070 01:09:01,082 --> 01:09:03,167 Nat, what are you talking about? 1071 01:09:03,231 --> 01:09:05,106 Of the most fabulous menu in the world! 1072 01:09:05,131 --> 01:09:09,060 It was the main theme of the magazine last month, and consisted of 4 courses: 1073 01:09:09,089 --> 01:09:12,240 Louis' pigeons, Zoppi's lobster. and what follows is... 1074 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:13,981 Moulineau's pressed duck! 1075 01:09:14,010 --> 01:09:16,661 - Moulineau? - He will be next! Do you realize? 1076 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:20,153 The killer is following Epicurus' menu, dish after dish and... 1077 01:09:21,176 --> 01:09:23,709 that means. Robby! 1078 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:25,084 I make dessert!!! 1079 01:09:25,217 --> 01:09:25,836 What! 1080 01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:27,699 The killer is only one step away To get to me! 1081 01:09:27,723 --> 01:09:29,504 First Moulineau and then it's my turn! 1082 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,749 Let's think it through 1083 01:09:31,891 --> 01:09:34,018 Who usually eats the Epicurus menu? Max, right? 1084 01:09:34,376 --> 01:09:35,706 Max? Why Max? 1085 01:09:35,866 --> 01:09:39,042 Because to begin with, it was he who chose the four of you. 1086 01:09:39,071 --> 01:09:41,682 No! I suspect Grandvilliers! 1087 01:09:41,828 --> 01:09:43,532 Grandvilliers? Why Grandvilliers? 1088 01:09:43,802 --> 01:09:45,592 Because they excluded him from the list. 1089 01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:48,156 We need to call Moulineau and warn him. 1090 01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:52,762 Hello? 1091 01:09:52,895 --> 01:09:55,949 I'm Auguste Grandvilliers, there is someone here. 1092 01:09:55,964 --> 01:09:58,376 - She's trying to get in - Where is she? 1093 01:09:58,377 --> 01:09:59,657 In my restaurant -- in the kitchen. 1094 01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:02,286 In the kitchen? But we told her not to... 1095 01:10:02,994 --> 01:10:06,106 Hello? Mr. Grandvilliers, hello? 1096 01:10:06,426 --> 01:10:08,852 - My God. What? - Let's go! 1097 01:10:51,849 --> 01:10:53,740 Mr. Grandvilliers? 1098 01:11:00,271 --> 01:11:02,725 How strange-where do you think it is? 1099 01:11:02,922 --> 01:11:06,691 The specialties of Grandvilliers are Entrecôte and steak. 1100 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:10,763 God. They must not have put him on the grill! 1101 01:11:35,243 --> 01:11:36,454 Now what? 1102 01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:39,073 Coa do you do with a steak? Steak, steak... 1103 01:11:39,262 --> 01:11:40,508 Meat. 1104 01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:43,138 They hang the meat! 1105 01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:53,275 My God! 1106 01:11:57,197 --> 01:11:58,686 It is alive! 1107 01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:01,980 - Bring me something, a tape to take it down. - Yes, right away. 1108 01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,206 No sta tanto malel. 1109 01:12:04,263 --> 01:12:06,366 He only took a good bump on the head. 1110 01:12:06,367 --> 01:12:08,655 He wanted her to freeze to death along with his flesh. 1111 01:12:08,656 --> 01:12:10,334 It's horrible! 1112 01:12:11,845 --> 01:12:15,523 Nat. you were wrong, the killer is not Grandvilliers. 1113 01:12:15,553 --> 01:12:17,303 Yes but your theory is not much better. 1114 01:12:17,471 --> 01:12:19,351 We just talked to Max, and he was in London. 1115 01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:22,957 This means that the killer is not following Epicurus' menu. 1116 01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:25,721 It also means That your leads were false! 1117 01:12:26,570 --> 01:12:28,625 As a matter of fact, You two you have taken the wrong end of the stick. 1118 01:12:40,372 --> 01:12:43,131 Excuse me ... does the Lord want it with or without ketchup? 1119 01:12:43,239 --> 01:12:46,418 - Without ketchup. - Thank you. 1120 01:12:55,114 --> 01:12:56,383 Health. 1121 01:13:13,312 --> 01:13:15,216 May I have this dance? 1122 01:13:20,902 --> 01:13:22,355 All right. 1123 01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:43,434 What do you say honey? What if we got back together? 1124 01:13:43,648 --> 01:13:48,080 I'm sorry, Robby, it cost me a lot to get to be happy, to give it up now. 1125 01:13:48,578 --> 01:13:52,753 Wait a minute... Are you saying that everything happened because of me? 1126 01:13:52,754 --> 01:13:56,520 You see, there were two people in my kitchen. and neither of them was me. 1127 01:13:56,642 --> 01:13:58,121 Oh yeah huh! 1128 01:13:58,122 --> 01:14:00,533 And you were very much present in the house, weren't you? 1129 01:14:00,691 --> 01:14:04,579 You were always busy with your television shows And you were always all over the country. 1130 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:06,595 You used to cook for everyone but me! 1131 01:14:06,596 --> 01:14:09,146 - But if you didn't even like the way I cooked. - Of course! 1132 01:14:09,147 --> 01:14:11,963 Who can eat Quiche Lorraine every day for breakfast? 1133 01:14:12,308 --> 01:14:13,888 That's fine, but it's much better Than milk with toast. 1134 01:14:13,912 --> 01:14:15,652 It would have been enough ham and eggs. 1135 01:14:15,676 --> 01:14:17,694 But why, what do you have against Quiche Lorraine? 1136 01:14:17,889 --> 01:14:18,889 I don't like it! 1137 01:14:18,914 --> 01:14:21,755 If it has a French name, I don't want it for breakfast. 1138 01:14:21,879 --> 01:14:23,470 I only want things American things for breakfast 1139 01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:26,533 As well as a woman to greet me when I come home in the evening. 1140 01:14:26,645 --> 01:14:28,362 And children! 1141 01:14:31,711 --> 01:14:34,778 We've talked about this a thousand times, I am not ready to have children. 1142 01:14:35,881 --> 01:14:37,496 Of course, you are always so busy. 1143 01:14:37,629 --> 01:14:39,423 Me busy? You were always the busy one! 1144 01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:41,564 When I wanted to talk to you, you were never there. 1145 01:14:41,669 --> 01:14:44,248 What, I wasn't there? It was you who was never there! 1146 01:14:44,342 --> 01:14:46,809 I mean when I was there, you were always in the office. 1147 01:14:46,863 --> 01:14:49,570 And what did you want me to do? Quit my job? 1148 01:14:49,623 --> 01:14:52,523 You certainly wouldn't die if for one day you didn't you thought about the world economic situation. 1149 01:14:52,547 --> 01:14:55,126 How nice... Very cute! 1150 01:14:55,230 --> 01:14:58,571 Did you hear what she said? He was always very busy. 1151 01:14:58,923 --> 01:15:01,424 No, he said that. You never get it right! 1152 01:15:01,478 --> 01:15:04,024 You will be glad to know That I am on his side. 1153 01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:05,757 And I am on her side. 1154 01:15:05,807 --> 01:15:08,614 See, people don't have to have children if they don't want them. 1155 01:15:08,699 --> 01:15:12,288 Well, but we already have them. What do you want to do, return them? 1156 01:15:12,421 --> 01:15:14,889 - I wish I could! - Oh, no! 1157 01:15:34,381 --> 01:15:35,541 Good night, Rob. 1158 01:15:35,649 --> 01:15:37,022 See you tomorrow. 1159 01:15:59,714 --> 01:16:01,539 Could you come moment, Robby? 1160 01:16:01,636 --> 01:16:04,706 - There are a stranger's clothes in the closet! - They are my own! 1161 01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,526 That's why I said that! 1162 01:16:10,518 --> 01:16:12,095 Do you sleep here? 1163 01:16:13,456 --> 01:16:15,644 - So it seems. - Ah! 1164 01:16:16,499 --> 01:16:18,525 And where would I sleep? 1165 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:20,447 Here, I suppose. 1166 01:16:20,601 --> 01:16:22,664 Oh, that's nice, isn't it, honey? 1167 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:24,961 You would think that because I'm worried about my life, 1168 01:16:25,071 --> 01:16:26,976 I don't realize That I'm sleeping with you! 1169 01:16:27,101 --> 01:16:28,210 I want a room just for me! 1170 01:16:28,234 --> 01:16:30,436 - There is none free - Really? 1171 01:16:30,506 --> 01:16:33,391 And the only room in the whole hotel that is free is yours, right? 1172 01:16:33,512 --> 01:16:34,868 There is a convention in town. 1173 01:16:35,011 --> 01:16:36,821 No doubt optimists. 1174 01:16:37,669 --> 01:16:39,222 Hello, front desk? 1175 01:16:39,539 --> 01:16:42,792 I am speaking from Mr. Ross's suite. I would like another room, please. 1176 01:16:43,598 --> 01:16:45,262 Nothing? 1177 01:16:45,928 --> 01:16:47,243 Thank you. 1178 01:16:49,059 --> 01:16:51,626 All organized, right Nat? 1179 01:16:51,821 --> 01:16:56,069 What's so terrible about it? We have been sleeping together for five years! 1180 01:16:56,453 --> 01:16:57,606 Of course... 1181 01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,081 Why is it not true? 1182 01:16:59,124 --> 01:17:00,775 - Yes! - Of course. 1183 01:17:00,943 --> 01:17:03,099 You on your side and me on mine. 1184 01:17:03,441 --> 01:17:05,512 - Non-contact? - Non-contact! 1185 01:17:06,586 --> 01:17:08,861 You make it hard for me, miss. 1186 01:17:31,075 --> 01:17:33,672 Ahh, it's you, Max! You are late! 1187 01:17:33,756 --> 01:17:35,390 I am punctual! 1188 01:17:35,646 --> 01:17:38,310 - It's the plane that was late! - Mmm! 1189 01:17:38,957 --> 01:17:40,352 Read the paper? 1190 01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:41,956 I read it in the cab. 1191 01:17:42,077 --> 01:17:43,198 Can you imagine? 1192 01:17:43,386 --> 01:17:47,285 You have to be crazy to consider Grandvilliers 1193 01:17:47,425 --> 01:17:50,124 As the best cook in France. 1194 01:17:50,330 --> 01:17:52,330 - It is a disgrace. - I agree. 1195 01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:55,478 If anyone has earned the right to be killed, Jean Claude... 1196 01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:56,802 that someone is you! 1197 01:17:57,794 --> 01:17:59,587 Max -- thank you very much. 1198 01:17:59,795 --> 01:18:03,518 So, let's come to us. 1199 01:18:03,644 --> 01:18:08,269 To begin with, only you have to use a young duck. 1200 01:18:09,213 --> 01:18:11,155 By about six weeks... 1201 01:18:11,650 --> 01:18:13,415 not more. 1202 01:18:16,071 --> 01:18:20,731 And it must necessarily come from Yvad D'Or in Normandy. 1203 01:18:20,877 --> 01:18:22,943 Nowhere else. 1204 01:18:23,202 --> 01:18:26,974 And it must be sacrificed by asphyxiation. 1205 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:29,872 In order not to lose absolutely blood, you know that, right? 1206 01:18:29,996 --> 01:18:32,575 - Blood, yes. - It is very important. 1207 01:18:32,703 --> 01:18:35,078 Afterwards, you have to gild it... 1208 01:18:35,229 --> 01:18:37,859 For 18 to 20 minutes. 1209 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,439 - 18-20 minutos? - Yes... 1210 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:44,217 First, the chest is incised. 1211 01:18:44,334 --> 01:18:50,426 Sliced very, very fine. 1212 01:18:50,542 --> 01:18:53,888 And now-my dear Max. 1213 01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:56,976 feel the tenderness. 1214 01:18:58,227 --> 01:19:00,340 No! Get him away from me! 1215 01:19:00,426 --> 01:19:02,359 But, why? 1216 01:19:02,747 --> 01:19:04,171 I'm on a diet. 1217 01:19:04,676 --> 01:19:06,610 You... You... 1218 01:19:06,937 --> 01:19:09,385 I can't believe it! 1219 01:19:10,669 --> 01:19:14,315 They told me that what I'm eating Is killing me. 1220 01:19:16,662 --> 01:19:19,139 No! Give it here! 1221 01:19:19,568 --> 01:19:20,674 I would like more. 1222 01:19:20,988 --> 01:19:22,452 Magnificent. 1223 01:19:22,672 --> 01:19:24,718 Super-magnificent. 1224 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:28,160 I can't resist the best. 1225 01:19:28,211 --> 01:19:30,186 To your fabulous duck... 1226 01:19:30,404 --> 01:19:31,684 and also. 1227 01:19:31,752 --> 01:19:34,492 Louis' extraordinary pigeon. 1228 01:19:34,927 --> 01:19:37,742 Just the thought that I will never be able to experience it again.... 1229 01:19:37,930 --> 01:19:39,847 It fills my eyes with tears. 1230 01:19:39,985 --> 01:19:41,514 And my dear Natasha... 1231 01:19:41,745 --> 01:19:44,309 Is the most dangerous of all of you. 1232 01:19:44,736 --> 01:19:46,737 Making cakes that way... 1233 01:19:46,859 --> 01:19:48,816 Is like satisfying the devil! 1234 01:19:48,947 --> 01:19:52,089 I know that none of you Would want to hurt me. 1235 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,396 But how could you have known That you were slowly killing me? 1236 01:19:55,841 --> 01:19:57,153 But Max. 1237 01:19:57,700 --> 01:20:00,814 I guarantee you ... that we ... 1238 01:20:01,343 --> 01:20:02,675 All right enough! 1239 01:20:03,188 --> 01:20:04,576 Continue! 1240 01:20:07,165 --> 01:20:09,819 So ... yes ... 1241 01:20:09,964 --> 01:20:12,932 Ehh... when you have removed all the flesh... 1242 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:16,658 Cut the body into pieces. 1243 01:20:17,603 --> 01:20:22,030 And don't forget to leave your heart inside when you cook it. 1244 01:20:22,210 --> 01:20:27,692 Because, logically, the heart is full of blood. 1245 01:20:29,759 --> 01:20:35,218 Then put the pieces in the food processor. 1246 01:20:36,667 --> 01:20:37,842 E... 1247 01:20:39,119 --> 01:20:43,146 we pour a little of duck sauce. 1248 01:20:45,461 --> 01:20:47,701 And we put it quickly... 1249 01:20:49,771 --> 01:20:57,771 Logically, this is needed to extract all vital fluids. 1250 01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:17,127 Good morning! 1251 01:21:17,324 --> 01:21:19,153 I would never learn to knock first, Robby! 1252 01:21:19,310 --> 01:21:21,040 I couldn't wait, I was dying of hunger! 1253 01:21:20,982 --> 01:21:23,120 - I would eat a horse! - This is already progress. 1254 01:21:23,339 --> 01:21:24,645 I feel in great shape. 1255 01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:27,312 Did I dream it or did you really go out earlier? 1256 01:21:27,313 --> 01:21:28,725 Yes, I went for a run this morning. 1257 01:21:28,726 --> 01:21:32,471 There is nothing better than running after a great night's sleep. 1258 01:21:32,707 --> 01:21:35,164 - I am flabbergasted! - Yes, why? 1259 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,562 You were able to control yourself. 1260 01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:39,314 Ahh! It didn't cost me much, it was easy! 1261 01:21:39,325 --> 01:21:41,443 - Did you not care? - Care about what? 1262 01:21:41,444 --> 01:21:43,660 Me? Are you serious? Tonight... 1263 01:21:43,815 --> 01:21:46,967 Was the worst night of my life! 1264 01:21:47,329 --> 01:21:49,010 It was your fault, though. 1265 01:21:49,211 --> 01:21:52,272 How much did it cost you to bribe the receptionist for one night for him to tell me there were no rooms available? 1266 01:21:52,273 --> 01:21:54,495 - Twenty dollars. - Twenty dollars? 1267 01:21:55,052 --> 01:21:57,797 That's all I'm worth to you! 20 very poor dollars! 1268 01:21:57,845 --> 01:22:02,119 What night? That is for the whole week! For just one night they would be... 1269 01:22:03,547 --> 01:22:05,411 Do you want me to wash your back? 1270 01:22:05,786 --> 01:22:07,033 Do you remember how? 1271 01:22:07,225 --> 01:22:08,942 Of course, it's like riding a bicycle. 1272 01:22:10,396 --> 01:22:11,568 All right. 1273 01:22:17,859 --> 01:22:19,965 Why don't you look for some pretty girls... 1274 01:22:20,054 --> 01:22:22,315 That you can charm With your sweet ways? 1275 01:22:22,342 --> 01:22:24,969 I'm looking, believe me. 1276 01:22:25,405 --> 01:22:28,662 I don't think they know how great you are when you wash your back. 1277 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:29,867 I have nothing more than the others. 1278 01:22:30,214 --> 01:22:32,904 Only I miss a beautiful back... 1279 01:22:33,956 --> 01:22:35,658 To be massaged with gusto. 1280 01:22:38,628 --> 01:22:39,688 Did I do something wrong? 1281 01:22:40,740 --> 01:22:43,075 No...nothing...nothing 1282 01:22:45,384 --> 01:22:46,825 Robby. 1283 01:22:46,951 --> 01:22:49,952 You are wetting the whole bathroom! 1284 01:22:55,998 --> 01:22:58,788 Robby, we are going to drown ourselves! 1285 01:22:59,794 --> 01:23:01,586 They always sound When you are in the tub! 1286 01:23:01,587 --> 01:23:03,367 Come on, go and see. 1287 01:23:12,023 --> 01:23:13,343 - Mr. Ross? - Yes. 1288 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:16,749 This is Inspector Henry Salpetre, of the criminal police. 1289 01:23:16,887 --> 01:23:18,857 This is Sergeant Flamiste. 1290 01:23:19,464 --> 01:23:20,504 - Any problems? - What? 1291 01:23:21,681 --> 01:23:25,190 - Oh, no, I was unstaining it. - I can see that. 1292 01:23:25,341 --> 01:23:27,525 Can we come in? 1293 01:23:40,728 --> 01:23:44,540 Look, we have already told the police everything about what we know about Grandvilliers. 1294 01:23:44,642 --> 01:23:48,478 Grandvilliers? We don't care what happened to him. 1295 01:23:48,599 --> 01:23:51,688 - Why not? - Because nothing happened. 1296 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:54,221 - But someone tried to kill him! - Oh, no, sir... 1297 01:23:54,373 --> 01:23:56,438 Mr. Grandvilliers attempted to commit suicide. 1298 01:23:56,596 --> 01:23:57,086 What? 1299 01:23:57,205 --> 01:24:01,446 Or better said, he wanted to show everyone that someone wanted to kill him. 1300 01:24:01,654 --> 01:24:03,635 He confessed that. 1301 01:24:03,968 --> 01:24:06,601 It had something to do to do with his reputation. 1302 01:24:06,919 --> 01:24:11,055 Although we have not yet fully understand the real reason. 1303 01:24:11,056 --> 01:24:13,746 Oh, Miss O'Brien, I suppose. 1304 01:24:13,870 --> 01:24:15,003 Yes. 1305 01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:16,425 How is he? 1306 01:24:17,768 --> 01:24:22,157 Where were you this morning around 7:30? 1307 01:24:22,514 --> 01:24:24,748 - Well, I was... - We were here! 1308 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:28,128 Can you prove it? 1309 01:24:28,461 --> 01:24:29,751 But why? What happened? 1310 01:24:30,082 --> 01:24:31,455 It's obvious, isn't it? 1311 01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:34,824 They killed Jean Claude Moulineau in his kitchen. 1312 01:24:35,189 --> 01:24:36,321 But. 1313 01:24:37,165 --> 01:24:38,165 How do you know? 1314 01:24:38,325 --> 01:24:40,897 - Because it was his turn. - His turn? 1315 01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:44,165 How did they kill him? 1316 01:24:44,516 --> 01:24:47,078 Someone put his head into the shredder... 1317 01:24:47,232 --> 01:24:49,298 And crushed his skull. 1318 01:25:01,676 --> 01:25:04,380 Thank you for coming. 1319 01:25:04,775 --> 01:25:06,228 I thank you for being here. 1320 01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:09,611 Poor Jean Claude, what a tragedy. 1321 01:25:09,749 --> 01:25:14,045 Yes, a terrible tragedy. 1322 01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:22,831 Auguste -- how nice of you to come. 1323 01:25:22,930 --> 01:25:23,930 If Jean Claude was... 1324 01:25:24,015 --> 01:25:27,192 All are present, including the inspector. 1325 01:25:27,326 --> 01:25:28,052 Well, why not? 1326 01:25:28,243 --> 01:25:30,800 Inspector Blodgett believes that we did it, the Italian also. 1327 01:25:30,824 --> 01:25:33,848 Now even the French are suspicious of us. 1328 01:25:34,007 --> 01:25:35,544 Do you think the killer is also present? 1329 01:25:35,568 --> 01:25:36,305 I hope so. 1330 01:25:36,448 --> 01:25:38,986 Why shouldn't he be here with all of us? 1331 01:26:13,224 --> 01:26:18,864 A great chef died before finishing dinner. 1332 01:26:18,991 --> 01:26:22,047 To what does a man like... 1333 01:26:22,421 --> 01:26:24,734 as Jean Claude Moulineau. 1334 01:26:25,724 --> 01:26:27,612 To a cup of charm... 1335 01:26:28,131 --> 01:26:29,799 To a pound of talent... 1336 01:26:30,071 --> 01:26:32,315 To two spoonfuls of sensitivity... 1337 01:26:32,435 --> 01:26:33,831 To a teaspoon of recognition... 1338 01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:34,980 Did you know her well? 1339 01:26:35,001 --> 01:26:36,479 ...a pinch of courage... 1340 01:26:37,077 --> 01:26:38,149 To whom? 1341 01:26:38,174 --> 01:26:39,442 ...to a portion of patience... 1342 01:26:39,466 --> 01:26:40,605 Here's to the next victim! 1343 01:26:41,412 --> 01:26:42,863 Natasha O'Brien. 1344 01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:44,911 The dearly departed. 1345 01:26:45,142 --> 01:26:47,172 This happens in order not to working with hamburgers. 1346 01:26:47,293 --> 01:26:49,962 ...three slices of dedication... 1347 01:26:50,643 --> 01:26:53,405 - What was it that you liked most about her? - Twenty barrels of... 1348 01:26:53,523 --> 01:26:55,643 I liked everything about her. 1349 01:26:56,419 --> 01:26:59,483 But what I liked most was that he never talked about death. 1350 01:26:59,717 --> 01:27:02,984 ...for that freedom we loved.... 1351 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,320 - Robby... - the spice of life... 1352 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:05,763 Tell me, honey. 1353 01:27:06,157 --> 01:27:07,442 I will die. 1354 01:27:27,126 --> 01:27:28,464 Marry me, Nat. 1355 01:27:28,528 --> 01:27:31,150 - I have already done it. - Do it again! 1356 01:27:31,332 --> 01:27:33,491 I want to be your heir. 1357 01:27:33,565 --> 01:27:35,313 What a wretch! 1358 01:27:35,554 --> 01:27:37,028 I love you, Nat. 1359 01:27:37,218 --> 01:27:38,414 Clear! 1360 01:27:38,552 --> 01:27:41,018 Everything they want an endangered species. 1361 01:27:43,525 --> 01:27:46,563 Considering my specialty, I wonder what my end will be like. 1362 01:27:46,718 --> 01:27:48,584 Kneaded, chopped or cong? 1363 01:27:48,628 --> 01:27:51,027 - Ohhh! My God! - What's the matter? 1364 01:27:51,128 --> 01:27:52,329 I have to go to London! 1365 01:27:52,491 --> 01:27:55,478 My television program! Look for a cab! 1366 01:27:58,467 --> 01:28:01,470 Excuse me Inspector, would you mind taking us to the airport? 1367 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:02,487 - What? - Can it? 1368 01:28:02,609 --> 01:28:05,332 Perfect! Come on, Nat, get in! 1369 01:28:05,421 --> 01:28:06,421 Watch your head. 1370 01:28:06,451 --> 01:28:09,009 Quickly Inspector, thank you! 1371 01:28:31,938 --> 01:28:33,279 - Max. - My dear! 1372 01:28:33,424 --> 01:28:35,693 - Are you glad to see me? - But of course, honey. 1373 01:28:35,806 --> 01:28:37,527 Given the company you go around with... 1374 01:28:37,551 --> 01:28:39,660 even an army of fire ants would seem more attractive. 1375 01:28:39,684 --> 01:28:41,322 No kiss for me? 1376 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:46,965 You know, Max? 1377 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:49,748 You and Robby are the only people I can trust. 1378 01:28:49,872 --> 01:28:51,603 I don't really like That reports to me... 1379 01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:55,609 With someone who when he eats breakfast, makes an annoying noise with cereal. 1380 01:28:55,846 --> 01:29:00,248 I assure you, Natasha, I will take good care of you of you during your stay in London. 1381 01:29:00,288 --> 01:29:02,819 That is why you will stay here with me. 1382 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,627 You will be safer. 1383 01:29:17,688 --> 01:29:19,871 And how do I go about the preparations for tomorrow's program? 1384 01:29:19,895 --> 01:29:21,735 You will do everything here in my house. 1385 01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:24,321 You will work in my kitchen. Doesn't that idea sound fun? 1386 01:29:24,394 --> 01:29:25,430 It will be just the two of us. 1387 01:29:25,524 --> 01:29:26,734 There are three of us, Max. 1388 01:29:26,876 --> 01:29:28,905 Too many for it to be fun. 1389 01:29:29,953 --> 01:29:30,953 Magnificent. 1390 01:29:31,052 --> 01:29:33,596 Absolutely magnificent! 1391 01:29:34,029 --> 01:29:35,407 I find it hard to believe... 1392 01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:37,902 That everyone was murdered for an article in my magazine. 1393 01:29:37,926 --> 01:29:40,242 Max, is it possible that someone wants to ruin you? 1394 01:29:40,329 --> 01:29:42,303 Can you think of anyone who could hate you that much? 1395 01:29:42,327 --> 01:29:44,005 How could anyone hate me? 1396 01:29:44,109 --> 01:29:45,510 Are you so sure? 1397 01:29:45,896 --> 01:29:48,263 I don't know. But it's impossible. 1398 01:29:48,344 --> 01:29:52,443 Every year at Christmas, I always give something good to the poor. No, no... 1399 01:29:52,525 --> 01:29:54,628 Max, never once do you take things seriously 1400 01:29:54,748 --> 01:29:57,507 Seriously? Have you ever tried my Quiche? 1401 01:29:58,473 --> 01:30:02,219 Mr. Vandeveer? Mr. St. Claire is here. 1402 01:30:03,079 --> 01:30:06,578 - Ahh. welcome Mr. St. Claire. - Mr. Vandeveer. 1403 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:07,526 Natasha? 1404 01:30:07,656 --> 01:30:09,151 Do you know Mr. St. Claire? 1405 01:30:09,252 --> 01:30:12,007 He is the culinary manager of the television program. 1406 01:30:12,052 --> 01:30:13,961 - Ms. O'Brien. - Good evening 1407 01:30:14,347 --> 01:30:15,592 Oh... 1408 01:30:16,175 --> 01:30:18,337 - I have admired you for many years. - Thank you. 1409 01:30:18,368 --> 01:30:21,607 No one is as knowledgeable about yolks of eggs as she is. 1410 01:30:21,735 --> 01:30:25,106 Maybe some chickens do! 1411 01:30:26,831 --> 01:30:28,931 Ah... of course! 1412 01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:30,125 Now, Mr. St. Claire. 1413 01:30:30,206 --> 01:30:33,314 this goes in the refrigerator. 1414 01:30:33,946 --> 01:30:37,050 And that goes into the second one. It won't get confused, will it? 1415 01:30:37,122 --> 01:30:39,634 Impossible, Mr. Vandeveer. What about the third one? 1416 01:30:39,824 --> 01:30:42,443 Oh, no, no, no! This stays here at home with me. 1417 01:30:42,557 --> 01:30:44,173 It is something I cannot resist. 1418 01:30:44,197 --> 01:30:45,663 Sure, I understand. 1419 01:30:45,830 --> 01:30:48,650 Meals, are the two smallest. 1420 01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:55,322 I will see you tomorrow in the study, Miss O'Brien, good evening. 1421 01:30:57,929 --> 01:30:59,362 What are you doing? 1422 01:30:59,516 --> 01:31:02,110 Stop playing with it! It is not a bowling ball! 1423 01:31:02,198 --> 01:31:03,641 Take your hands off them! 1424 01:31:03,646 --> 01:31:05,067 It's mine! 1425 01:31:06,696 --> 01:31:09,153 You don't know sometimes how vulgar you can be! 1426 01:31:09,697 --> 01:31:11,988 It is already past my bedtime. 1427 01:31:12,048 --> 01:31:14,806 You must be so tired Natasha. I know, I am too. 1428 01:31:14,890 --> 01:31:16,133 - Put it here. - Yes. 1429 01:31:16,229 --> 01:31:18,386 I left you a mess, Max. 1430 01:31:18,508 --> 01:31:21,902 Don't worry. We have dwarves Who clean at night. 1431 01:31:22,002 --> 01:31:24,097 Come on, you two--out, out! 1432 01:31:24,256 --> 01:31:25,322 How can you go up with him? 1433 01:31:25,491 --> 01:31:27,233 It is a rotten omelet! 1434 01:32:36,270 --> 01:32:37,852 Already it is day... 1435 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:41,254 Am I still alive? 1436 01:32:41,724 --> 01:32:43,683 So it seems. 1437 01:32:44,147 --> 01:32:45,967 Hmm, that makes me happy. 1438 01:32:51,193 --> 01:32:53,184 Why aren't you in Brussels? 1439 01:32:54,227 --> 01:32:56,122 I'm not going there. 1440 01:32:57,181 --> 01:32:58,886 And you don't plan to go there? 1441 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:00,731 How are you going to do with your chain of American fast-food restaurants? 1442 01:33:00,755 --> 01:33:05,104 From now on, my only occupation Will be to take care of you. 1443 01:33:07,306 --> 01:33:09,610 What a kind thought! 1444 01:33:15,870 --> 01:33:18,294 This is also a nice thought. 1445 01:33:23,372 --> 01:33:24,785 Robby. 1446 01:33:25,838 --> 01:33:27,372 Tell me, honey? 1447 01:33:28,487 --> 01:33:32,838 Is it adultery ... Making love to your ex-husband? 1448 01:33:42,282 --> 01:33:44,130 Natasha, it has already been a week and still... 1449 01:33:44,154 --> 01:33:45,636 Oh, hello, Max! 1450 01:33:45,738 --> 01:33:46,890 I told you so, Natasha! 1451 01:33:47,018 --> 01:33:49,964 You should not have involved yourself When you were still in time. 1452 01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:53,129 That's my robe that! 1453 01:33:53,374 --> 01:33:57,230 Get dressed quickly, Natasha. You have to go on television. 1454 01:33:57,310 --> 01:33:58,936 You don't go to the studio, Max. 1455 01:33:59,047 --> 01:34:00,382 - What? - What? 1456 01:34:00,521 --> 01:34:03,015 That's right, Natasha. I forbid the bomb. 1457 01:34:03,096 --> 01:34:05,564 You have no idea what I went through.... 1458 01:34:05,616 --> 01:34:07,745 to organize this simple extravagance? 1459 01:34:07,831 --> 01:34:09,458 Millions are waiting for her! 1460 01:34:09,546 --> 01:34:11,168 Yes, including the murderer! 1461 01:34:11,268 --> 01:34:12,968 She will not go near any kitchen.... 1462 01:34:13,032 --> 01:34:15,011 And he will make it his specialty, until they catch him. 1463 01:34:15,035 --> 01:34:16,035 This is already better. 1464 01:34:16,069 --> 01:34:17,724 This is an out-of-the-ordinary situation. 1465 01:34:17,821 --> 01:34:20,252 I will take exceptional measures. 1466 01:34:20,648 --> 01:34:23,794 I will call the British Army, if that's what you want. 1467 01:34:23,869 --> 01:34:25,016 Sorry, Max. 1468 01:34:25,133 --> 01:34:26,927 You drive me crazy. 1469 01:34:32,270 --> 01:34:35,422 Beecham. Are there any cooks in town? 1470 01:34:36,345 --> 01:34:37,427 Any. 1471 01:34:37,569 --> 01:34:40,221 I would even eat the croquettes Mrs. Boldner's fish croquettes! 1472 01:34:40,812 --> 01:34:41,812 Why? 1473 01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:45,409 Because the internationally renowned Natasha O'Brien... 1474 01:34:45,494 --> 01:34:47,998 thinks herself so important for someone to kill her. 1475 01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:50,020 He cancelled the program for me. 1476 01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:53,456 How? 1477 01:34:54,913 --> 01:34:56,311 Excuse me? 1478 01:34:58,064 --> 01:35:00,252 You two, stop it! 1479 01:35:00,872 --> 01:35:02,121 Oh, Beecham... 1480 01:35:02,421 --> 01:35:04,589 Beecham, I don't pay you enough.... 1481 01:35:04,889 --> 01:35:07,038 But how much do I pay for it? 1482 01:35:08,201 --> 01:35:09,928 It is sufficient. 1483 01:35:11,056 --> 01:35:13,000 Good, but what are you waiting for? 1484 01:35:13,153 --> 01:35:15,182 - Get dressed soon! - Hey! 1485 01:35:15,279 --> 01:35:16,820 They got him, Natasha! 1486 01:35:16,924 --> 01:35:18,311 The murderer! 1487 01:35:18,505 --> 01:35:21,262 Beecham has just received a phone call from Inspector Blodgett. 1488 01:35:21,269 --> 01:35:23,453 - Is that who it was? - Auguste Grandvilliers. 1489 01:35:23,537 --> 01:35:25,349 - Grandvilliers! - He confessed. 1490 01:35:25,434 --> 01:35:27,507 He seems to have done this out of jealousy. 1491 01:35:27,595 --> 01:35:29,467 After killing the four of you... 1492 01:35:29,586 --> 01:35:30,845 Would have killed me, too. 1493 01:35:30,953 --> 01:35:32,649 Good thing they caught it in time. 1494 01:35:32,763 --> 01:35:34,261 Do you know what this means? 1495 01:35:34,367 --> 01:35:35,367 - What? - What? 1496 01:35:35,432 --> 01:35:37,165 That I can go to Brussels! 1497 01:35:38,690 --> 01:35:41,824 Welcome to our program an "Anytime Banquet!" 1498 01:35:46,887 --> 01:35:50,050 Today we will have a very very special. 1499 01:35:50,082 --> 01:35:52,500 Miss Natasha O'Brien. 1500 01:35:52,676 --> 01:35:57,045 He will explain how to prepare an elaborate dessert recently... 1501 01:35:57,185 --> 01:35:59,449 For Her Majesty the Queen. 1502 01:35:59,553 --> 01:36:03,255 - Don't go away. - I won't miss it for the world. 1503 01:36:03,317 --> 01:36:05,531 Miss O'Brien! 1504 01:36:16,855 --> 01:36:19,687 Many thanks and good morning to everyone. 1505 01:36:19,811 --> 01:36:21,856 The first thing they always ask me is: 1506 01:36:21,925 --> 01:36:23,175 Why did I become a cook? 1507 01:36:23,289 --> 01:36:24,558 And my answer is. 1508 01:36:24,726 --> 01:36:26,305 All women are cooks... 1509 01:36:26,391 --> 01:36:28,734 But only the lucky ones pay them to cook. 1510 01:36:29,334 --> 01:36:32,255 The same thing I said to His Majesty the other day. 1511 01:36:33,517 --> 01:36:36,544 What we are going to do Is to go straight to the end... 1512 01:36:36,602 --> 01:36:38,269 To see the finished product. 1513 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:40,038 Would you kindly follow me? 1514 01:36:41,366 --> 01:36:44,482 What the hell is that girl doing? 1515 01:36:44,790 --> 01:36:47,033 No matter, you follow it, Room 1. 1516 01:36:47,152 --> 01:36:51,201 Camera 4, frame the second refrigerator and make an approach to the bomb. 1517 01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:53,004 - Now, thanks to television. - Get ready, Room 4. 1518 01:36:53,028 --> 01:36:55,283 ...I will show you what I did. 1519 01:37:00,585 --> 01:37:02,432 "La Bombe Richelieu." 1520 01:37:10,676 --> 01:37:13,296 Weird. Those are the holes I made. 1521 01:37:13,503 --> 01:37:14,516 Someone switched them! 1522 01:37:14,645 --> 01:37:15,758 I beg your pardon, sir? 1523 01:37:15,902 --> 01:37:18,956 Go back! Let's go to British TV And step on the accelerator! 1524 01:37:29,744 --> 01:37:32,456 I have not, yet shown you all the surprises, as you will see.... 1525 01:37:32,537 --> 01:37:34,823 this dessert has a fiery finish. 1526 01:37:35,036 --> 01:37:36,415 A bomb? 1527 01:37:36,672 --> 01:37:38,572 Yes, of course... 1528 01:37:39,543 --> 01:37:40,412 Is it safe? 1529 01:37:40,531 --> 01:37:43,397 Look Inspector, I don't care that Grandvilliers has confessed. 1530 01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:44,632 I am sure of what I am saying! 1531 01:37:44,656 --> 01:37:45,894 Confessed? 1532 01:37:46,073 --> 01:37:47,528 To my knowledge, no one has confessed. 1533 01:37:47,552 --> 01:37:49,699 But she called Max Vandeveer this morning! 1534 01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:52,573 I didn't call anybody, Mr. Ross, I can assure you of that. 1535 01:37:53,064 --> 01:37:54,657 My God, Max, you bastard! 1536 01:37:54,832 --> 01:37:56,954 You need to block the program, Inspector. 1537 01:37:57,020 --> 01:37:58,989 That bomb will explode when you light it. 1538 01:37:59,060 --> 01:38:01,996 The first thing to do, is to separate the eggs. 1539 01:38:04,677 --> 01:38:06,928 It seems to me that this is the best way. 1540 01:38:10,860 --> 01:38:13,094 My God, this really sucks! 1541 01:38:14,264 --> 01:38:17,385 Room 3, take a close-up. Zoomi! 1542 01:38:17,463 --> 01:38:19,355 Take three. 1543 01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:22,764 This is a whole other thing, dear. 1544 01:38:27,450 --> 01:38:29,441 ¡Scotland Yard, this is Inspector Blodgett! 1545 01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:32,088 I want to talk to the person in charge of the cooking program! 1546 01:38:32,185 --> 01:38:33,207 It is urgent! 1547 01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:37,825 Studio 3! 1548 01:38:37,917 --> 01:38:39,206 Ready 4... 1549 01:38:39,541 --> 01:38:41,447 Wait, take 4. 1550 01:38:42,521 --> 01:38:44,873 Is 2 ready? 1551 01:38:44,993 --> 01:38:47,485 Take a close-up of the whipped cream. 1552 01:38:49,119 --> 01:38:50,395 Hello? 1553 01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:52,583 Scotland Yard! 1554 01:38:52,654 --> 01:38:54,846 But by God, we are on the air! 1555 01:38:55,037 --> 01:38:57,366 - It must be urgent! - What a nuisance! 1556 01:38:57,510 --> 01:38:59,669 I'm going today to pay that fine. 1557 01:38:59,737 --> 01:39:03,023 Eh... look... you need to stop Miss O'Brien immediately! 1558 01:39:03,189 --> 01:39:04,866 - That thing... - Stop it? 1559 01:39:04,966 --> 01:39:06,520 And for what reason? 1560 01:39:06,636 --> 01:39:07,714 What he is preparing... 1561 01:39:07,738 --> 01:39:09,521 is a bomb! 1562 01:39:09,645 --> 01:39:12,552 Logical that it is a bomb, you imbecile! 1563 01:39:12,776 --> 01:39:14,516 Very witty! 1564 01:39:14,787 --> 01:39:16,487 All set For the final bombshell. 1565 01:39:43,896 --> 01:39:45,077 What the hell! 1566 01:39:45,204 --> 01:39:47,273 The candid camera people filmed me in an episode, 1567 01:39:47,297 --> 01:39:49,830 And they didn't even give notice. I want to talk to the person in charge.... 1568 01:39:49,854 --> 01:39:50,928 Where is the cooking program? 1569 01:39:50,952 --> 01:39:53,263 Wait a minute! The lady was first. 1570 01:39:53,326 --> 01:39:54,673 But it is very important! 1571 01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:55,800 Also this! 1572 01:39:55,825 --> 01:39:57,747 So if I want to file a complaint against those in the candid chamber... 1573 01:39:57,771 --> 01:39:59,220 Who should I turn to? 1574 01:39:59,325 --> 01:40:00,761 I don't know, miss. 1575 01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:03,673 Candid Camera does not make it in this study. 1576 01:40:03,776 --> 01:40:05,327 So where do they make it? 1577 01:40:05,469 --> 01:40:07,163 Try TV Times. 1578 01:40:07,340 --> 01:40:09,276 He could have told me earlier. 1579 01:40:09,355 --> 01:40:11,084 Where is the cooking program? 1580 01:40:11,192 --> 01:40:13,207 Second floor. 1581 01:40:17,573 --> 01:40:20,711 Say what the Director wants, you always smile. 1582 01:40:20,813 --> 01:40:21,813 Yes, Mom. 1583 01:40:28,582 --> 01:40:30,224 Freeze! 1584 01:40:37,261 --> 01:40:38,580 Carry on. 1585 01:40:40,648 --> 01:40:43,177 And now, the grand finale of fire, as I promised you. 1586 01:40:43,282 --> 01:40:46,984 We will start by dousing the cake with a good raspberry liqueur. 1587 01:40:46,985 --> 01:40:50,701 - Was I very busy? - Oh, excuse me Henry, but you were. 1588 01:40:50,762 --> 01:40:52,762 When I needed to talk to you, you were never there. 1589 01:40:52,794 --> 01:40:55,125 Was I not there? Ah, no my dear. 1590 01:40:55,126 --> 01:40:57,317 It was you who was never present. 1591 01:40:57,458 --> 01:41:01,024 I mean when I was there, you were always in the office. 1592 01:41:01,035 --> 01:41:04,212 What did you want me to do? Abandon my business? 1593 01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:05,893 Who are you? 1594 01:41:06,593 --> 01:41:08,225 Do you know where they do the cooking program? 1595 01:41:08,249 --> 01:41:11,816 Get that jerk off the set, for God's sake! 1596 01:41:12,369 --> 01:41:15,300 Excuse me, do you know where they do the cooking program? 1597 01:41:15,359 --> 01:41:16,999 Get off my set! 1598 01:41:17,061 --> 01:41:18,127 Yes, I'm leaving. 1599 01:41:18,588 --> 01:41:21,950 Nigel, what's going on? 1600 01:41:22,043 --> 01:41:23,696 It is impossible for me to work in this way.... 1601 01:41:23,720 --> 01:41:25,117 Darling, try to focus. 1602 01:41:25,188 --> 01:41:27,393 And you are always the one who is wrong! 1603 01:41:27,457 --> 01:41:30,855 Now we pour the hot liquor inside the crown... 1604 01:41:33,164 --> 01:41:34,671 And all around. 1605 01:41:34,851 --> 01:41:36,148 Pass on three. 1606 01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:42,822 The cooking program! Where the hell is it? 1607 01:41:42,924 --> 01:41:44,570 Second floor. 1608 01:41:44,668 --> 01:41:47,635 But this is the scondo plan! 1609 01:41:48,366 --> 01:41:51,431 Yes, I understand. In America... clear... 1610 01:41:51,505 --> 01:41:54,637 But in England, it is in fact the second floor. 1611 01:41:54,709 --> 01:41:58,243 Your second floor, is what we call the first floor. 1612 01:41:58,348 --> 01:42:01,994 And your third floor is actually your second floor, you know what I mean? 1613 01:42:02,114 --> 01:42:04,754 Now, if we go through it again ... 1614 01:42:10,856 --> 01:42:13,740 And now the moment has come you have all been waiting for. 1615 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:18,313 Natasha, don't! Don't! 1616 01:42:34,908 --> 01:42:37,636 Everyone on the ground, it's a bomb! 1617 01:42:58,003 --> 01:42:59,912 Are you crazy, Robby? 1618 01:42:59,913 --> 01:43:02,009 - I don't understand! - You... 1619 01:43:02,228 --> 01:43:05,729 cursed... you are a fool! 1620 01:43:35,189 --> 01:43:36,617 You just saved my life! 1621 01:43:37,730 --> 01:43:41,351 Yes, so it seems... 1622 01:43:46,073 --> 01:43:48,102 Who put a bomb in the bomb? 1623 01:43:48,210 --> 01:43:51,031 Max! Max did it! 1624 01:43:51,095 --> 01:43:53,824 Where will he have gone? 1625 01:43:54,657 --> 01:43:56,434 It's gone! 1626 01:44:00,184 --> 01:44:03,246 No, leave it! 1627 01:44:17,788 --> 01:44:19,675 Maximilian Vandeveer? 1628 01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:22,289 You are under arrest. 1629 01:44:22,575 --> 01:44:25,224 The charge is multiple homicide. 1630 01:44:28,549 --> 01:44:30,676 I think he didn't hear it. 1631 01:44:36,398 --> 01:44:38,186 Tell me why you did it. 1632 01:44:38,298 --> 01:44:40,276 Please tell me. 1633 01:44:42,449 --> 01:44:47,232 It is impossible that you believed I wanted to do that. 1634 01:44:47,312 --> 01:44:48,860 But why? 1635 01:44:49,927 --> 01:44:51,458 Because I... 1636 01:44:51,761 --> 01:44:53,824 I had to follow my damn diet.... 1637 01:44:54,585 --> 01:44:56,723 in order not to die. 1638 01:44:57,058 --> 01:45:00,715 When I was at the table, I could not resist any of their dishes. 1639 01:45:00,902 --> 01:45:02,335 Louis... 1640 01:45:02,614 --> 01:45:05,447 Grandvilliers... Moulineau... 1641 01:45:05,545 --> 01:45:10,341 And then your wonderful dessert. 1642 01:45:10,968 --> 01:45:13,837 Do you want to tell me that three men died... 1643 01:45:14,172 --> 01:45:16,339 So that you could follow the diet? 1644 01:45:18,103 --> 01:45:21,127 But this is monstrous, Max! 1645 01:45:21,381 --> 01:45:23,532 You are so right, honey. 1646 01:45:23,876 --> 01:45:26,380 - It is just monstrous. - Mr. Vandeveer, please ... 1647 01:45:26,463 --> 01:45:29,063 Shut up Beecham! 1648 01:45:30,327 --> 01:45:32,250 Shut up! Shut up! 1649 01:45:34,878 --> 01:45:38,392 I do not deserve any of you. 1650 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:43,547 Believe me, you don't know what I am feeling. 1651 01:45:52,662 --> 01:45:55,116 I love you very much, Natasha. 1652 01:46:03,170 --> 01:46:05,258 I got the hiccups. 1653 01:46:31,481 --> 01:46:33,342 I think he is dead, Lord. 1654 01:46:33,969 --> 01:46:35,434 And who wouldn't be? 1655 01:46:39,535 --> 01:46:41,366 Maximilian. 1656 01:46:42,651 --> 01:46:44,653 All right, so that's it then. 1657 01:46:44,801 --> 01:46:47,233 The case is closed. He confessed. 1658 01:46:47,315 --> 01:46:49,150 He did not confess anything! 1659 01:46:49,329 --> 01:46:53,381 Maximilian Vandeveer could not have killed a fly. 1660 01:46:53,699 --> 01:46:55,926 He has nothing to do with it. 1661 01:46:56,041 --> 01:46:56,505 Look, Ma'am. 1662 01:46:56,668 --> 01:47:00,377 He was the most most extraordinary man in the world. 1663 01:47:00,665 --> 01:47:03,387 Civilized... brave... 1664 01:47:03,557 --> 01:47:05,364 Incorruptible. 1665 01:47:05,738 --> 01:47:08,808 As brilliant as it is ingenious. 1666 01:47:09,187 --> 01:47:11,696 So sensitive... 1667 01:47:13,044 --> 01:47:16,393 I couldn't let him die. 1668 01:47:18,914 --> 01:47:23,104 When he finally discovered all the crimes I had committed... 1669 01:47:23,398 --> 01:47:25,740 asked me to meet here. 1670 01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:29,241 He sat me down... 1671 01:47:30,399 --> 01:47:32,852 And he showed me. 1672 01:47:35,160 --> 01:47:37,159 The fact is. 1673 01:47:37,465 --> 01:47:39,399 he could not continue... 1674 01:47:39,593 --> 01:47:42,364 knowing that the people he most admired... 1675 01:47:42,365 --> 01:47:44,792 Were dead because of him. 1676 01:47:45,663 --> 01:47:48,804 However, that life was not worth living. 1677 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:52,910 If he could no longer return to enjoy his favorite dishes. 1678 01:47:55,024 --> 01:47:58,597 What could I do, Miss O'Brien? 1679 01:47:59,334 --> 01:48:02,922 If not killing you all... 1680 01:48:03,112 --> 01:48:05,199 Before you killed him. 1681 01:48:06,271 --> 01:48:08,676 What else could I do? 1682 01:48:53,301 --> 01:48:55,866 - Ready honey? - Ready. 1683 01:49:02,371 --> 01:49:06,501 You, Robert, wish to take as your lawful wife Natasha... 1684 01:49:06,603 --> 01:49:08,970 Promising that your omelets... 1685 01:49:09,128 --> 01:49:11,314 Will contain only fresh ingredients... 1686 01:49:11,420 --> 01:49:13,704 with real butter and not margarine... 1687 01:49:13,705 --> 01:49:15,401 Till death do you part? 1688 01:49:15,570 --> 01:49:16,570 Yes. 1689 01:49:17,962 --> 01:49:20,611 And you, Natasha. promise 1690 01:49:20,760 --> 01:49:23,663 To accept that his omelets are simple... 1691 01:49:23,801 --> 01:49:25,373 At a reasonable price... 1692 01:49:25,709 --> 01:49:28,516 And you will never try to make them like Quiche Lorraine... 1693 01:49:29,396 --> 01:49:31,805 Till death do you part? 1694 01:49:34,022 --> 01:49:35,071 Yes. 1695 01:49:35,188 --> 01:49:37,066 Then I declare to you. 1696 01:49:37,109 --> 01:49:38,084 husband... 1697 01:49:38,108 --> 01:49:39,108 and wife. 1698 01:49:41,017 --> 01:49:44,253 He can kiss the cook... that I say--the wife. 1699 01:49:57,058 --> 01:50:00,204 I knew that this divorce would not last long. 120044