Original subtitles

I'm not dead.

Right now, I want to die.

Nothing ever goes my way,

so I'm not going to die.

Won't you thank me?

Thank you.

Can you thank me with a drink?

I just want someone to drink with.

If I survive this,

I'll keep fighting.

Thank you.

What?

Thank you.

What for?

Nothing.

Are you close to Jane?

What?

Are you close to Jane?

What did she say about me?

She said you're pretty.

Excuse me. Can you turn down the music?

She said I'm pretty?

Am I really pretty?

I'll tell you something.

Back in school,

I was such a nice person

and I was a bright student.

I was very popular.

Do you know why?

It's because I was a class representative.

I was always at the top of my class. Wasn't I smart?

Everyone was jealous of me.

They all wanted to be like me.

I can't hear the music.

Excuse me. Can you turn up the music?

I don't know your name.

What's your name?

I'm Naii.

Naii. That's right.

Mr. Naii.

You can call me Naii.

I'm Ploy.

Ploy Dujsangpetch.

It's spelled "petch."

Ploy Dujsangphet.

It's spelled "phet."

Make sure you get it right.

Back in school,

there were five Ploys in my school.

Can you believe that?

A friend in my class is named Ploy Dujsangpetch just like me.

I'm a knockoff version of her.

Our last names are spelled differently.

She's the real deal.

Why don't you drink?

I can't control myself when I drink.

I see.

You must have done something bad.

Come on. Tell me.

Drunk people don't remember anything.

I'll forget all about this when I wake up.

Do you think we'll see each other again?

Thank you...

Did you tell her

that Jane told you about her getting married?

I didn't.

Did you tell her Ploy was your ex?

I didn't.

Gosh.

You have to be careful. You can't see her again.

You're a bad liar.

You called her pretty. Who would believe that?

No girl would ever tell a guy

how pretty her friend is.

You don't know girls at all.

I'm telling you.

If you run into her again, you must keep away from her.

If she finds out you ruined her wedding,

you're dead meat.

Anyway, do you know

how your ex is doing?

I don't know.

Something isn't right.

Is there no news on her at all?

Can't anyone contact her after what happened?

I guess it's for the best.

You shouldn't pay any mind

to a horrible woman like her.

Your ex may be terrible,

but you still have your family.

Can I take that back?

She can barely take care of herself.

Go to bed.

Go to bed.

At least Woaw hasn't caused any trouble lately.

This is Naii, my brother.

This is Pennueng. This is Bingsu,

my new girlfriend.

Hello.

I'm Bingsu.

Woaw, what happened to Nampan?

They broke up.

I haven't seen her for two weeks and she cheated on me.

You can take her anywhere you want,

but don't bring her home at night.

Pennueng can come.

Why can't I have a friend over?

Are you guys friends?

We are.

Friends, my ass.

-We're friends. -Friends don't caress each other.

She's a friend.

That's right. This isn't caressing.

We're just...

Let's go to my room, pal.

Kids these days grow up fast.

Sheesh.

Where did I put it?

Hello.

You...

You dropped your phone in my car.

I've been looking for it.

Thank you.

Did you come to return it?

Yes.

I see.

Is something wrong?

Can I...

ask you something?

Sure.

Well...

Do you...

Yes?

Do you know where I live?

Where you live?

You look familiar to me.

I see.

I have a plain face and a plain name.

Then...

Please excuse me.

Sure.

Thank you again.

This is unbelievable.

I spent two weeks directing the movie,

but you took months editing the sound effects.

Can you let some issues slide?

-I can't. -Why can't you?

I can't cheapen my work like you.

Did you just insult me?

Yes.

My goodness.

-You little shit. -Calm down.

Calm down.

Naii.

I'm the producer of this movie.

I handpicked this director myself.

By insulting him, you're also insulting me.

Mom, the movie is really bad.

Must it hit theaters before you see it?

How many movies have you wasted your money on?

Haven't you learned?

Naii.

I want to do my best because it has my name on it.

Mom, I'm begging you.

Stop making awful movies like this.

They are all flops.

Can't you see people hate your movies?

Watch your mouth. You'll get in trouble one day.

Don't forget the class reunion this evening.

I'm so excited.

I hope to see everyone. It's been ten years.

How's everyone? I want to see you all.

What will we eat? Should we order now?

You're so extra.

The reunion is hours away.

I'm just excited. It's not often I get to see my friends.

What's wrong?

-Man. -Yes?

How do I look today?

I don't know.

Let's say it's been ten years.

You'd still find me pretty?

I didn't know you ten years ago.

Man.

Take another look.

Am I pretty?

How about this?

That's nice. You look good.

-Really? -Yes.

Do you mean it?

What's with you?

I have a school reunion today.

There will be lots of pretty girls.

I don't know if I should go.

I know exactly what you mean.

I don't like going to my class reunion either.

All my friends keep getting prettier and richer.

It makes me want to give up on myself.

I had it worse than you.

Back in school,

I had a friend with the exact same name as me.

She was pretty and rich.

She was so nice and so smart.

As for me,

I was a poor little girl that no one cared about.

I always kept to myself.

What?

You were quiet?

I don't think so.

It's true.

Did you drink?

Damn.

-Ploy. -Ploy is coming.

-Ploy. -Ploy.

Back in school, 99.9999 percent of the time

when people called out for Ploy,

they meant Pretty Ploy.

The other 0.0001 percent of the time

when someone called me,

I didn't turn around.

Ploy.

Ploy!

Ploy.

Ploy.

Help me turn her over.

-Ploy. -Ploy.

-Ploy, what's wrong? -Does anyone have an inhaler or a fan?

Ploy, what are you doing here?

-Ploy. -Are you hot?

Ploy.

You're such an angel.

How are you?

My friends called me Unlucky Ploy and she was Pretty Ploy.

Damn it. You jackass.

Is there a Ploy Dujsangphet here?

Do you mean the peasant or the princess?

I see. You're looking for Pretty Ploy.

Ploy.

The teacher wants you.

-Thank you. -Sure.

What are you looking at?

You asshole.

Get ready, guys.

Ready.

Set.

-Go, Ploy! -Go, Ploy!

-Go, Ploy! -Go, Ploy!

You can do it, Ploy!

-Go, Ploy! -Go, Ploy!

Everyone was cheering for her,

so I let her win.

Why didn't you ask your mom to change your name?

I begged so hard

for her to let me change my name.

She wouldn't let me.

So what is Pretty Ploy up to these days?

How would I know?

I haven't seen her since college.

I steered clear of Chulalongkorn

because I didn't want to see her.

She went to Chulalongkorn?

That's right.

She's pretty, smart, and nice.

She's perfect.

That's right. That's why this Ploy

becomes invisible when she's around.

Come on.

Don't stress over it.

Who knows?

She may not look pretty now.

I just went to a school reunion last month.

The hot senior of my school

is now a bald uncle with a fat belly.

You're right.

People can't stay the same forever.

Do you remember me?

-Ann? -Yes.

You look prettier.

-Please. -Wan.

-Go sit there. -Really?

It's been so long.

I'm glad to see you.

How long has it been?

You look so much prettier I almost didn't recognize you.

Thanks.

Where's Pretty Ploy?

Pretty Ploy

quit her job and moved abroad permanently.

-You know a lot. -She fought with her boyfriend

and deleted all her social media accounts.

She just disappeared.

Do you think she's dead?

Are you crazy?

-What a horrible thing to say. -We would have known.

-Right. -Yes.

When I first heard that Ploy was getting married,

I thought it was Pretty Ploy.

I'm glad it's actually Unlucky Ploy.

Have you arranged for your honeymoon?

Did I say something wrong?

Have you been living

under a rock?

You're always so out of touch.

What's wrong?

Are you divorced?

I called off the wedding.

Why?

I'm going to say it for the last time why I canceled my wedding.

It's because...

I'm not ready to commit to a single guy.

I want to enjoy my single life

like a beautiful independent woman.

-You rock. -That's awesome.

Are we all clear?

Way to be single and pretty.

My daughter is getting married.

We wanted to have a small wedding with just family and friends,

but the groom is from an old aristocratic family.

He wants to have a huge traditional

Thai wedding.

He can hire an organizer since he's rich.

It costs almost a million baht to throw a wedding reception.

It reminds me of Ploy.

It takes guts to throw millions of baht down the drain.

Think about it.

A wedding is expensive.

There's a lot of expenses.

You must pay for catering, souvenirs,

invitations, the hotel, the flowers, and the organizer.

There are also wedding dresses.

My daughter won't rent.

They must be tailor-made.

There's so much to buy.

She won't rent them. She wants new dresses.

We also have to buy things for her new home.

-It's just so much. -Here.

Take Ploy's.

I'll sell everything to you

for half the price.

Take her wedding dress too. It's never been worn.

No, thank you. It's unlucky.

Who would want the wedding dress

of a bride who backed out of her engagement

and canceled her wedding?

My husband

takes this seriously.

He would never let me buy things from you.

He's already afraid I will bring bad luck

to our house by coming to see you.

Tubtim.

What is it? Are you hot?

Did you call me bad luck?

Am I unlucky? I'll slap you.

Tubtim, no.

How dare you call my daughter bad luck?

Please stop it.

-Enough already. -Get out of here.

-Stop. -What?

-Are these hers? -She left her shoes.

Take your shoes with you.

You'll bring me bad luck.

THE BATTLE FOR THE BOTTLE OPENER

What are you doing?

I'm watching TV.

Are you writing a script in secret?

What secret? I have no secret.

It's almost midnight. Won't you leave?

I'm leaving soon.

What was that?

It was nothing.

Your phone is ringing.

Won't you answer it?

He's so mean.

Someone is missing him.

-Why won't he answer it? -Stop it.

It's Naii's ex.

It was probably a call from his ex, Ploy.

Baby.

You can't mention her name to him.

Do you understand?

Can't I even say her name?

Why is he so mad at her?

She left him on the wedding day.

Wouldn't you be mad?

Naii sent out invitations and booked a hotel.

He invited all the guests. But on the big day,

the bride just disappeared.

-Naii spent all night looking for her. -You can't go in.

He thought she had an accident.

-You can't go in. -Sir.

-Let me go. I said let me go. -Sir.

-Let go of me! -You can't go in.

You can have lunch with him. Why did you invite me?

Mr. Rittha wants to see you.

-What for? -How would I know?

Maybe he wants to become closer with our family.

Mom, will you stop it?

How many times

have you married up?

I don't remember. I lost count.

So what if I want to marry for money?

What's the harm?

The money will also go to you.

Mr. Rittha has enough money

to last him a lifetime.

I'll just help him spend it.

What's the harm in that?

Mr. Rittha.

-Hey, there. -Hello.

We're right here.

Here's our table.

Please have a seat.

Hello.

-Sit down. -It's been a while.

I already ordered for us.

Thanks, dear.

Naii.

How did you know Poom?

Who's that?

He's a young businessman.

I once invested in his business project,

but Naii told me to pull out my money.

Since my future stepson asked me for a favor,

I just had to do it.

Poom came by almost every day

to ask me why I did it.

I didn't know what to say,

so I told him

Naii told me to do it.

I heard he's already in jail.

Did you really do that?

It's Ploy.

I bet it's about her groom-to-be.

My friend is so lucky.

She has a handsome and rich boyfriend. His name is Poom.

He owns Siam Landmark Estate by Chao Phraya River.

Do you see who Mr. Rittha is with?

That's Poom.

He's about to marry Ploy.

I don't care.

My point is that Mr. Rittha is investing

in his business.

Aren't you two close?

This is your chance to get revenge.

What's the point?

What's the point?

Are you crazy?

Are you going to just let them be happy?

Think of how Ploy left you at your wedding.

It will only take a few words

and you'll get your revenge.

How about this? I have an idea.

Let's drink.

You just keep drinking.

Once you're drunk,

your true feelings will come out.

If you still insist that you don't want to get revenge,

I'll believe you.

I'll leave you alone.

Drink up, man. Bottoms up.

Here we go.

Now tell me

if you're really over Ploy.

Do you really not want revenge?

Hey.

-Cheers. -All right.

What are you doing?

If I hit the bullseye,

I'll go after him.

Come on. You're drunk.

The dartboard is way over there.

Let's forget about all this.

Cheers!

Hey!

I have to go.

Did you find out anything?

Once Rittha pulled out his money,

other investors followed suit.

Poom had no money for his project.

He was charged with embezzlement.

Rumor has it that his company

may be charged with laundering.

Can we do anything to help?

How can we help? We're not the ones suing him.

So what? Will we just let things be?

This is all my fault.

I shouldn't have urged you to get revenge.

We're getting close to clearing your charges.

Don't worry. You'll be out soon.

How is Ploy doing?

She's all right.

You shouldn't have broken up with her.

Should I have asked her to wait for me?

Will her family let her?

What did I do wrong?

You didn't.

Then why?

You eat like a pig.

I can't stand watching you eat all my life.

Can I tell people

that I want to call it off?

Can I tell them it's my decision

not to get married?

Can you give me that?

I'm embarrassed.

Please look after Ploy for me.

You eat like a pig.

I can't stand watching you eat all my life.

Can I tell people

that I want to call it off?

I'm embarrassed.

She must be possessed.

Honey.

Let's take her to get exorcised.

Will it work?

I don't know.

Oh, my.

My friend knows about your situation.

He wants to help get you out,

so he sent me.

Stop lying.

Your friend was the reason

that I ended up in jail.

-Well... -Why did he ruin my life?

It's not like that.

-I think you-- -Please ask him for me.

What did I ever do

to make him do this to me?

Never mind.

Once I get out,

I'll ask him myself.

How did it go?

He said he'll come see you once he gets out.

You'd better come clean

that you made a mistake.

Who knew there would be two people with the same name

who were also classmates?

It was an accident. It wasn't your fault.

Won't he get even madder?

You're right.

What will we do?

-Honey. -Yes?

Our daughter is beyond saving.

What the hell?

"It's best if you go forward on your own.

Your mom agrees with me.

You might feel better in new surroundings.

We wish you luck."

Dad. Mom.

You guys, what are you playing at?

Dad. Mom.

Did they have to do all this?

Dad. Mom.

Dad. Mom.

You can't just kick me out like this.

Dad. Mom.

Dad. Mom.

Dad. Mom.

Why are you doing this to me?

Can't you come out?

When will you be done?

Oh, really?

All right, then.

Ploy.

Hello.

Hello. How are you doing?

I'm all right.

It's been a while.

Yes.

Where are you going?

I have an appointment.

How is Poom doing?

Please look after Ploy for me.

What should I tell her if she asks about you?

Poom is doing fine.

If you see him, tell him I said hi.

Sure.

Will you excuse me?

How can he be fine

when my life is falling apart?

Is it you, Ploy?

I'm so glad you remember me.

You dare call me?

You must think I'm a fool for still talking to you.

I miss you.

-Turn down the music. -Turn it up.

What's the matter?

Why are you sad?

Believe me.

It's not as bad as my problem.

Shall we tell our problems to each other?

We might feel better.

Actually, I...

If you don't want to say it,

I'll go first.

I...

I got dumped right before my wedding.

Do you know what he told me?

He said that

I eat like a pig.

Do you know what I said to him?

I asked him

if I could be the one to call off the wedding.

I was embarrassed.

Why am I laughing?

I just...

I just want to tell someone about it,

but I can't bring myself to say it.

I just want to confide in someone.

Someone I don't know.

Someone that I think...

is also hurting like me.

It's your turn.

I'll listen to you.

I...

I know

how horrible it feels to keep your sorrow to yourself.

You can let it out if you want to.

We don't know each other anyway.

I'm sorry.

For what?

Right.

Do you not want to tell me about your problem?

I understand.

Some people choose

to suffer through their pain alone

rather than bring others down with them.

But for me,

I like to let my feelings out.

Spreading negative energy to others

makes me feel better.

I hope we don't see each other again.

I'll be embarrassed

if I ever run into you again.

Be careful.

I'll take you home.

Okay?

Come on.

Pattanakarn, please.

Watch your head.

Ploy.

You must keep living.

I know it hurts,

but you can't give up.

If you get through this,

you'll be stronger.

You're so unlucky to have me as your owner.

Let's find a new home together.

I urgently need a room or a condo at an affordable price.

Which area do you prefer? What's your price range?

I want one near the Skytrain that's under 10,000 baht.

I prefer areas with auspicious names.

I don't want to live in Bang Phlat or Asok.

-It's a no-no. -Sure.

The fortune-teller told me

to live in a nice neighborhood

with an auspicious name

like Ploenchit, Ruamrudee, Ari, or Charoenkrung.

I don't think there's a place in Ploenchit or Ruamrudee

that's under 10,000 baht.

Those are expensive neighborhoods.

Is that so?

What about an extremely tiny room?

I love the vibes in this neighborhood.

There's actually one place.

It's in Ruamjai alley in Ari

near the Public Relations Department.

I think it's a good spot,

but you have to pay six months up-front.

Is that okay?

Sure. That's no problem.

When would you like to move in?

This evening.

Honey, are you sure it's a good idea

to push her out?

It's better for her

not to hear the bad things people say about her

when she walks home.

Damn this dresser.

Oh, god.

Oh, my god.

Subtitle translation by Pannapat Tammasrisawat