Original subtitles

Come on, come on.

Here! Head for that lighthouse, reindeer.

Good evening, Sants!

Thanks Bill!

Wow!

We made it! The last city in England.

We're almost home.

Oh, no. I thought I'd get here is the hard part

but it turns out we have a city full of problems

and it will take a big man with a long beard to solve them.

Um!

Yes, this handsome man in the red pajamas it's me, Santa Claus.

And tonight was a blizzard of trouble.

Coming up to a reindeer and the worst storm in history.

- But that wasn't going to stop me. - Hap!

Christmas in Wellington-on-Sea had orgomen sack with problems to fix.

Ooh!

You are about to hear the tale

for one of the most challenging nights in my long career.

Looking back,

I think it's all starting to fall apart, starting with the school Christmas play,

22 December, 16:00

Turn well and get ready forThat Christmas.

And here are our unfortunate heroes.

This is the new boy in town, Danny.

Trying not to be seen.

Well, except for the love of his life, Worried Sam.

Oh. have you seen my sister She should play Joseph.

Uh... no.

And finally, the local rebel, Bernadette.

Okay, kids. It's time to unleash your shine to the world.

A force of nature with a free spirit and director of the show.

Perfect. Beautiful.

Three minutes to curtain. Don't let me down.

Oh, Charlie. where are you

Don't worry Sam, she'll show up. We have plenty of time.

If she doesn't come, you can play her role. Here, start warming up.

oh no no no no no

You wrote it. You know the lines and you are twins.

So, from a DNA perspective, you are practically interchangeable.

No. Wait, Bernadette. In fact Charlie and I are actually very different.

- Third class. - Bernie, I...

Two minutes to curtain.

Yes, Mrs. Trapper.

Psst. Psst!

Danny!

where is dad

Hey, the new boy.

What should you be?

yes what are you

I'm a chickpea.

Then why do you look like a big potato?

Ammee...

Thirty seconds left.

Okay. The work is getting serious now.

Has anyone seen Charlie?

Anyone?

Thanks for joining us, Charlie. It's show time.

Let's show them how it's done.

Charlie, where have you been?

I decided that my character should have a beard.

Is that dog fur?

Maybe.

Believe me, my sister, it will be a triumph.

Samantha. Bernadette.

You are. God help us.

I really like school plays.

Said no one, never.

Start the Kissmass play!

Wow!

Children in costumes from which they can barely see

and a steep edge, what could go wrong?

- Jesus... - Oh, God.

...he was a cool dude.

Beard, long hair, likes carpentry.

Practically hipster.

He wouldn't want us to play the same boring Christmasstory

for years, right, parents?

- uh... - Huh?

Exactly.

He would like strictly vegetarian, multicultural and fun festival

with lots of pop songs and stuff about climate change,

written by our genius, Sam.

- To you. - Well, yes.

I thought it might be good idea to change things up...

- Oh, uh... Great speech, Sam. - Okay.

Buckle up, stand up and get ready for The Three Wise Women!

Come on, Mrs. Beckles.

We're leaving, Sam. Yay!

Harry.

The curtain is up.

oh!

After a very long journey on foot

because obviously we don't condone flying

finally we arrived in bethlehem.

Finally.

We need to find a place to sleep because my wife Mary is pregnant...

Oh no!

oh...

...with a large watermelon.

Charlie!

Good improvisation.

♪ Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy birthday, Jesus ♪

♪ Happy Birthday Happy birthday, Jesus ♪

Here, follow that star!

Wow! Wow! Yow!

We were once shepherds but now we are organic vegetable growers.

We came to see Jesus

with our flock of broccoli, sweet corn, eggplants...

- Hi, mom. - ...and chickpeas.

And chickpeas!

Chickpeas.

...which looks a bit like a potato.

♪ Father don't preach I lost my sleep ♪

♪ But I've made up my mind I'm holding my baby ♪

oh god

♪ She will hold her baby. ♪

- Oh, no... - Oh!

oops

- Well done, Teddy. - Quiet!

Change quietly, then go to your parents.

Yes, Mrs. Trapper.

Tomorrow our sanity will return and we will celebrate the end of term

with four hours of algebra and checking for lice.

lol

Come on, move!

Bye!

Well done, new kid. Nice potato.

uh... i...

- Bye, Teddy. - Oh, never mind.

Come on, go ahead.

- Hey guys, did you like the show? - I really liked it.

Great. The whole thing?

Emi...

I wasn't entirely sure about all story changes Bernie.

oh

Yes, and some of the dialogue it was a little... modernized.

That was the whole point. What about the jokes?

I don't think Jesus is joking they go together, honey.

So let's repeat.

You liked everything aside from the story, dialogue and jokes?

Only the title remains.

Oh, yes. I hate the title.

ugh

Obviously the Christmas Revolution it will have to wait, Evie.

o Steady, Basil.

Come on, keep up, turtles.

Charlie was so late. I've never been more terrified.

Yes, you were. You are afraid of everything.

no

Climate change, the disappearance of bees, bees in general. Thursdays.

I'll do mischief and get caught.

I'll do mischief and not get caught.

Clowns. Safety needles. Normal needles.

Did I miss something?

Infinity. There are so many things.

Nothing more to say!

Be careful, there is a big…

Charlie!

It is a very beautiful city, Wellington.

One of my favorites in all of England.

Seaside World of Bicycles, uneven bridges, bad driving...

In the sharp turn...

...sparkling streets

and a large number wonderful Christmas traditions

organized by my old friend,

Lighthouse Bill.

You look good guys!

Everyone is very excited about Christmas...

Good evening, McNutts!

...and I really do mean everyone.

Ah, finally.

All right, neighbors, get out of the chariot.

I will never step back in that pitiful sardine can.

Shh, Harry.

Thanks, Driver McNutt.

It's my pleasure, kids.

Last day of school tomorrow

And then after the delightful my sister's wedding

the Barnes Christmas Parade begins.

The best Christmas ever!

- See you tomorrow! Bye! - Same Christmas, always.

hello mom

mom?

Hi Danny, great game chickpea!

I'm sorry I had to leave.

How did it go?

Well, it would have been better if dad had shown up.

And if the most beautiful and the smartest girl on earth

it hadn't completely ignored me.

It was a disaster.

Ah, that's nice.

My shift ends at midnight. Dinner is in the oven...

Toasted brown slop. Please!

Thanks mom.

I love you, little slug.

And one day she will love you too.

The last one above is a rotten egg.

Charlie, be careful.

I don't compete.

I just want to be in bed by nine.

You can't catch me! Boo!

I win again.

Is there anything I'm not good at?

yes

To be good.

Don't you think you should tidy up these things before santa comes?

Oh, I found it.

wow

- They are new. - yes

Just dropping a hint to Santa.

I like those shiny guitars too.

They are actually at the top of my wish list.

These are not "shiny guitars".

They are Single Cone National Resonators.

And here you are now.

"Santa, give it to me or else..."

Or else what?

Otherwise I'll bag him and I will shave his beard.

You can't blackmail Santa, Charlie.

Oh, don't worry, Samsky.

The fat gift giver understands me.

Oh, look.

Heavy snow is falling.

Wow, that's so nice.

Yes. Quite a lot of fun awaits us.

With you, Charlie, the big fun always also means big problems.

- Oh, no. - What?

Don't tell me that was that buddy fur in your beard?

come on! You're all wet and cold.

maybe

Seriously. If you do just one more trouble

Santa won't leave you any presents

and then it will be worst christmas ever.

Exactly. You get the idea.

Christmas was knocking at Wellington's front door.

And everything was about to happen much more complicated.

to hell with it

Snow can be both good and bad.

wow

Wooden vacation?

The school is closed!

- Yes! - Death to Trapper's Horrible Test! Oh!

- Good. - Ugh. It won't happen.

Good morning, dear.

don't say it

I absolutely love wooden holidays!

- And you said it. - Wooden vacation!

- Let the mega snowball fight begin. - Hooray!

God-overturn-gods!

what will i do

Wooden vacation!

Wood vacation!

- Oh my God, you...? Wow. - Oh

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Good morning. I can't believe I'm so late!

Good luck at school today, Dano. And don't be late!

there isn't

Wow. Look at this

That's a lot of snow.

Thanks for the tea and toast.

You're welcome You were late last night. What a meeting?

Yes, with a 78-year-old in bed.

Speaking of cool dates,

how's the love campaign going Sam?

No campaign, mom. It's been six months.

I'm still the invisible new boy. Except for the terrifying Mrs. Trapper.

Well, if love was easy

your father wouldn't run away with his 25-year-old dental nurse.

Mom. Don't be like that when he comes back, okay?

I just want a fun Christmas. The ones we had before.

I know, honey. But you know what?

It's a matter of time before you take Sam down

and ride off into the sunset in your big pickup truck.

There are many gaps in this plan.

I'm not a big girl picker and I lack a pickup.

Well, minor details.

I'm shy, she's anxious. It's hopeless.

Wow.

Everyone, get out!

Wait for me!

I'm coming!

Yow!

Look at me, what an angel I am.

wow Wooden vacation.

Not so fast, Williams.

Hello, Mrs. Trapper.

Hi Williams.

There's nobody here.

Indeed.

I better go then.

- Unless you do. - Please?

I assume you are here because your mother went to work early

and did not receive the message.

So you are free to catch up on your studies.

Well... Maybe.

Let me remind you from your current school status.

Chemistry, 15th of 16 children.

Mathematics, 16th of 16 children.

Do you want me to continue?

Not really.

Very wise. Enter, please, Master Williams.

I'll catch you!

- This means war! - Teddy, lie down!

- Oof. - Oh!

Right in the muzzle.

Revenge!

Drop me, Bernie!

We are not at all worried about leaving poor Bernie with all our little monsters

when are we going to the wedding tomorrow?

A little, but... No.

She is almost an adult now and can be very responsible.

Parent Attack!

- Sometimes. - Ha!

Hmmm. I have my doubts.

She will distract herself with Netflix

and let the little fires light...

- Indoors. - Oh

So 2x squared minus 5y plus 7y is...

...the fifth wife of Henry VIII who was executed because...

...mixed acid with alkaline and then...

... defined space-time singularities in her native Sanskrit.

Williams?

Williams!

Were you sleeping, Williams?

I'm concentrating, miss.

With eyes closed?

Well, this is my most intense type of concentration.

Go outside for ten minutes.

Perhaps the great cold will cryogenically reanimate your brain.

charlie what are you doing

Shh... Here it comes. You will like this.

Stupid dog. Just wait until I get you inside.

Now watch.

You're a stubborn old brat. I don't know why I put up with you.

Where are my keys?

My feet are freezing!

Ugh... Oh! no!

Well done! Buddy never gets an award.

Wait.

Put it down, you miserable dog! Oh!

Help, I'm killed!

Yes! Top ten! Yes, yes!

Charlotte Beckles!

Um?

If you concentrated in your physics lessons, Williams,

you would have known that if an object of greater mass

is placed on top of another with a smaller mass, you get a mess.

You need to make the bottom snowball greater than the above.

Simple Newtonian mechanics.

She was bigger.

But then one part fell.

Nonsense.

Do I have to teach you? at all, children?

Watch and learn.

And one thing.

Of.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Fri. six.

Seven.

And that's how you make a snowman.

Oh.

Were you paying attention, Williams?

Um, yes.

Then she also made him a wife.

uh...

it's not bad

Oh

Oh, for God's sake. Now it's time for physics.

Yes ma'am.

Or you could do more physical experiments

and to build upon this gentleman and to his slightly twitching wife

somewhere to live.

What do you think Williams?

He just stood there under the wrong tree at the wrong time.

It was a tragic mistake.

Was it a mistake?

Well... a rather happy tragic mistake.

Charlie.

So. I think that's enough a game in the snow for the two of you.

Let's just have an hour of reading, okay?

oh!

oh!

i...

♪ He makes a list He double checks it ♪

♪ He will understand Who is naughty or nice ♪

Very sneaky, mom.

♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪

♪ To the city ♪

It's over with her.

Come on, Evie.

- Children, mince pies on the table! - Bernie, on your back.

Oh, mince pies!

Abandon the ship!

If only we could rule the world

it would be a lot more fun. Don't you think so, Evie?

- Yes! Much more fun! - Wait for me, wait!

Yow! come on!

There! Simple Newtonian mechanics.

Well, yes, I think that is satisfactory.

You turned out not as dumb as you looked.

And this is the bell.

Pack up and go home, Williams.

O. Already. OK

It was the funnest time that I ever had at school!

Can I just ask?

How are you so good with snow?

No, it can't. Go away.

Ah, poor Danny.

It's hard to make new friends sometimes, right?

wait for me

I always think Christmas is small like an emotional magnifying glass.

If you feel loved and happy, Christmas will make you

even happier and more loved.

But if you feel alone and unloved, the magnifier works

and does all these bad things bigger and badder.

And the last thing anyone needs is a blizzard that makes things even more difficult.

See, I told you the storm it will be over when it's time to go.

Look, it becomes clear.

Tragic.

Well, Bernadette, you are in charge of the others.

Great. More than that, folks.

After you do all the things on the Christmas Eve to-do list.

OK

Apparently it will be the same as always before?

Of course. All traditions.

Turkey Lunch, a great old Christmas movie, a lovely Christmas walk.

I love tradition very much of traditional traditions.

Everyone loves them.

But do they really love them? Are you absolutely sure about that?

Well yes, I think we are.

When did you start wanting change christmas bernie?

When I stopped being six, Mom.

ok anyway just get the job done. That's your job.

Get the job done, Bernie.

Then the wonderful Christmas begins

the moment we get back.

Ouch.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking... I thought we'd all be cheering.

Oh, no. I never shout.

Bye-bye.

Bye, kids!

- Bye, Dad! - Have a nice evening!

Well, at least we have eight hours without parents.

Yes! Eight hours without children!

I love children very much.

But it's nice to get away of them sometimes.

- Huh? - Wow.

Oh

Nice try Eve McQueen, my little escape master.

- Bye-bye. - Bye

Bye again...

ok cellmates

the sentence begins with a long list.

Jouch.

I love ferries.

It's like a boat which carries the car on its back.

You love paper clips.

Oh yeah, I really love paper clips.

The Rolls Royce of things, that hold other things together.

Is it just me or what? are there many dark clouds on the horizon?

Um.

In breaking news,

if you thought the snow was over, you got it wrong.

Here comes Big Blizzard Two.

The sequel heads south

and it's definitely getting worse!

Oh yeah, I guess. OK, yes.

I know

OK, good luck. Thank you, Angie.

OK, we have a serious problem.

What? what is it

The snow has cut off the city

and the butcher didn't receive your Christmas delivery,

and that means farmer Irel is the only one with fresh turkeys so...

No. Irel is the worst. He is a truly terrible torturer of turkeys.

And he bullied me at school.

However, we cannot let's face Christmas without a turkey.

Why not? They deserve to live.

Because without turkeys, it just wouldn't be Christmas.

Can't we celebrate without turkey? We can make eggplant or...

Charlie! Charlie, my sweet girl.

It's time to go.

Ouch

Come on move.

A shame.

What?

Ho-ho! Okay, okay, here they come.

They come and how.

Time to turn meat into money.

Don't worry, there are turkeys for everyone.

Someone has to do something for this hellhole.

You really should.

Just to ask, Mr. Irel, how much are you selling them for?

Oh, you know me, Specky-Beckels.

Just double the normal price.

- Double? - For the little ones, yes.

Triple for fatties,

Due to the recent fluctuation in market conditions.

Is this legal?

The thing is, we need a turkey.

Cash payments only. I will donate...

...all profits to myself.

Don't call me that.

Charlie.

Do you have enough change?

Come to mom.

In places, please. No fight folks

or I'll pull out the cattle prod.

Yes

- Oh, no. - Oh Charlie, what are you doing?

Let's check out the merchandise, shall we?

- Mr. Irel, uh... - Huh?

I don't want to delay you but are these n-turkeys free range?

Well yes, they are free anywhere in their... cell. Yes

- And, um... corn-fed? - Huh?

Well, no, not entirely with corn, there are also ... mud-fed ones.

Movement. Move, you stupid blobs. Come on.

Ok, without further ado from the annoying child.

There are real birds behind this door...

come on come on

no!

Back off. Back off. Back off.

Ladies and gentlemen, juicy and cheerful, The best of Irel.

It's turkey time!

huh? Wow!

Oooh, take one!

I got you! Phew!

Why do bad things always happen to the good people?

Charlie, ruined Christmas lunch everyone.

Except for the turkeys. I guess that rather made their day.

Well, yes, well done for the turkeys,

but Santa is already set will not come to you.

And don't you see that it ruins everything for me too

because... because it spoils it for you.

And we start again.

Christmas cream for when dad came here

Wow White scum.

That's right. With extra slop on top.

Look now love, I really have to go.

I know it's Christmas Eve, but so are you your dad you will have so much fun together.

He'll be here in an hour.

I bet it comes with more presents than Santa. Goodbye.

Ouch. Don't forget the shopping list.

Huh?

You can take a small gift for your father

in Beckles shop.

Where Sam Beckles Lives...

A.

It's getting worse, be careful down there.

Don't bother winding it up, just download it.

Wow!

Goodbye Singalong.

Merry Christmas. uh...

No. Happy Christmas Eve, Sammo.

Merry Christmas, Sam.

Alone? Come on, love.

- Thank you - Oh Hi Danny.

Uh... Yes. Danny... That's right.

Hi Sam. Nice to see you here.

I live here.

Uh... Yes. True, of course.

I knew that.

Um...

I'm just doing some last minute shopping.

uh...

Or it would be if it wasn't closing.

I'm sorry

- No one is out because of... - A blizzard?

I was going to say “fast growing climate disaster."

yes Climate-astrophe.

Um...

Just my father coming and I wanted to buy his favorite thing.

Wine gums.

o I like them too. I-Actually…

Here it is

Oh wow. Great thank you.

Orange. His favorite color.

Except green. And yellow...

It needs a little cleaning. I'm sorry

Generally, wine gums are much better without fluff.

yes Fluffiness. It's always good.

Would you like to enter? and warm up for a minute,

outside the climate-astrophe?

Oh yes!

No. I better get home.

O

I don't want to miss the big moment when my father arrives.

Oh, good. Exciting.

Bye, Danny.

Merry Christmas...I hope to you.

Goodbye... Sam.

Why did I say no?

I'm the weakest man alive.

Is everything okay?

Uh yes all right thanks

Oh Charlie, please.

♪ Boom-shaka-laka ♪

Can we go now?

One last boogie!

You're right We better get back to the kids.

We have to get to that ferry, now.

It should be here somewhere.

- Oh, no. - Oh no!

Oh, yes.

Don't panic.

My app says there is a bridge to Sheringham

on the other end of the island.

We will take the scenic route.

I really like bridges.

They are like roads that hang.

Smart birds.

And where do you think that? are you going, Houdini?

Come on. There is a lot of work. They will be back soon.

Come on. You'll make it.

If you feel like you're losing traction, turn to slide.

No, don't go off the bridge we will drown!

I can't watch.

Come on, my girl. You can do it.

- Ooh! - What did I tell you?

Smooth sailing from here.

Be careful! Look!

Prepare, prepare, prepare.

Stop, stop, stop.

oh!

Stop!

OK

Weren't those...

- ... turkeys? - Turkeys?

Well, it looks like we're turned around in the wrong direction.

Nothing a three point turn can't fix.

Careful, careful, or you'll go through…

...the edge.

Back quickly.

Oh, it doesn't work. Give it some gas.

I'm trying!

You'll make it!

I remembered! Everyone lean back.

Oh, yes. Good idea, Harry. A little more.

- Yes! - Hooray!

No, Teddy. Not there.

Phone!

Who is it? Is it mom?

Hello, Bernadette.

Hello, what's up?

So, um, there was a bit of a problem,

and it looks like we might not make it let's go home tonight.

Won't you be home for Christmas?

What? Aren't they coming home for Christmas?

This is an opportunity.

Mom, what happened to your hair?

Uh, yeah, nothing.

So, Bernadette,

You will all have to stay together in the barn, okay?

OK, but what are we going to do with our christmas stockings?

Save some phone battery so we can call for help.

You'll have to improvise.

Lock all the doors and stay together.

No one goes outside until we return. OK?

Really?

- Teddy, lock the door. - Yes, boss.

We'll be fine. I think we'll be fine...

Just remember to keep an eye on Evie,

and I'm sure we'll be back by morning.

Or not if we don't call the emergency services.

Huh?

- But...? - Wait, what?

- No parents? - Seriously?

I am very, very sad now.

OK, click and release.

Here, let me help.

No, now your hand is on mine...

- Oh. No. Ooo. - Uh...

Is everyone ok?

OK?

Gentle, gentle. Aah!

Er, I said gently, Harry.

Oh, it can't be that bad.

Oh, it's... it's... It's so bad.

Maybe we could walk home?

Only if you want to lose your toes

your fingers and other soft parts due to certain frost.

No. We have to stay in the car.

I can't believe we won't be there about Santa Claus and the stockings.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

Shouldn't it?

No, you should worry not we freeze to death here

and never to see again whatever Christmas it is.

Sure.

That won't happen. Beyoncé's engine will keep the heat on.

Ugh,

Oh no.

You have secretly baptized that ridiculous old Van Beyoncé?

No, no. I mean, not that Beyoncé.

Huh?

Sure, God hates me. It is confirmed.

Dad!

Hi Danny, I'm so sorry, all roads are blocked.

- Oh. - There is so much snow.

Oh, the snow.

Yes, it's really bad there.

I understand.

I'll try to get there for the New Year.

Yes

- You won't be too sad, will you? - No.

We'll make it up next year, okay? It will be great.

Next year.

- I'm sure Santa will... - Yes

- Merry Christmas kid, I love you. - Merry Christmas.

♪ There's no one with me this December It's the last light of the day ♪

♪ Oh, I never stop wondering If you feel the same way ♪

♪ Oh, I think I'll give in of tears and pain ♪

♪ And the cold we're under It will remain ♪

♪ You were the light of the hearth ♪

♪ My Fire That Died ♪

♪ Waiting for the morning sunrise ♪

O.

♪ There's nothing under the tree which I wished ♪

♪ I want you to come back to me ♪

♪ And be like before ♪

♪ Have I lost you? And nothing will ever fill the hole ♪

♪ My heart will be here under the tree... ♪

Do you think Santa will ever find us?

Huh?

Huh?

Of course he'll find us.

Hey, what does the pink bird want from Santa Claus?

Just mom and dad.

Oh...

I know, Evie, I know.

- Good night, everyone. - Good night.

- Light. - Good night.

Good night

By the way, whose leg is that?

Oh, it's mine.

Well, please move it.

Not that far!

As predicted, the worst Christmas ever.

♪ There's nothing under the tree... ♪

♪ I want you to come back to me... ♪

Ugh, I told you to leave early.

I can't believe dad.

I'm sure he tried.

At least we have each other. We're going to have a great day.

Will Santa even come? if you sleep in my bed

Of course he will, dear. Of course he will.

You know what?

If I could choose between Santa Claus and my real father,

I would probably choose dad.

♪ My heart will be here under the tree ♪

♪ I just want you to know ♪

Oh my God. What a mess.

Do you remember when I said that this Christmas? heard full of problems to fix?

Well, that's where I fit in.

Hip! Hip!

Fly, Dasher, noblest of the reindeer.

I don't know have you noticed

but there is a slight blizzard here.

Nonsense! It's just a light breeze.

- Wow! - Wow!

Hey! Can't we just go back? We've already been through all the good countries.

No! We can't afford one a small blizzard ruined Christmas.

There! Head for that lighthouse!

OK, I'm going!

Oh, we're all going to die!

Wow!

Wow! Thanks Bill!

- Good evening, Sants! - Wow!

uh...

Oh! Elf on the Shelf!

Wow!

Wow! Ah! Wow!

Wow! Ah!

Ha ha! We succeeded. We're almost home.

Oh, no.

I thought I'd get here was the hard part

but it turns out we have a city full of problems.

You can say it again.

All my friends are down with the red nose flu

and my sparkling hooves are in agony.

Problem number one...

... Danny Williams.

Here it is.

If you fall, I'm putting you in a home.

Have I ever fallen?

Um...

Let's skip that part, shall we?

Wow!

oh!

ugh

Um. "A little sad and lonely."

“She makes tea and toast every morning for his mother."

But now his father has not appeared.

Terrible. Terrible.

Something special is needed here.

Um.

Perfect.

Hey, sweet horns.

How about you and me shall we fly together?

I'll take that as a no.

Problem number two.

Five children in one barn without parents. Oh!

An interesting challenge.

Sants, you won't get through all those sacks down the chimney at once.

I've been doing this for a long time my angry friend.

Hip!

Hip!

Oh!

One word.

Just one word to hear from you and I'm getting a sled with autopilot.

Hip!

I told you.

And that's two words.

So. Socks. Socks?

Good imagination. Um.

Super Santa creativity is required here.

Yes, very good.

Cleverly.

Perfect.

Now to you, mighty Bernadette.

Now problem number three, the hardest of all

a pair of twins, one was very good, but the other is...

The evil twin. There is always an evil twin.

No, not exactly evil, but she was definitely very naughty.

What should I do?

Well, I'll just flip a coin.

We still have Finland, Sweden left

and this other one with all the lederhosen remains.

Don't spur me on. This is really important.

Where would we be? if everyone was naughty all the time?

"He refused to tidy his room."

"He shaved a dog to make a beard" and... oh my god

“Release all of Farmer Irel's turkeys."

Oh, go ahead, boss.

My belongings they will turn into snowballs soon.

Alas, alas, it must be done.

For all fairy tales who is naughty and who is good,

this is actually incredibly rare for me

to leave an empty stocking on the real Christmas night.

Oh dear, this is a terrible thing.

OK, where to now? Jamaica? Barbados?

No, Iceland.

Hip, Hip.

Goodbye Wellington-on-Sea!

I knew everything was going to be okay.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Charlie Beckles, the ultimate rock star.

Oh, no

It was the wrong twin.

Ahh...

Oh no, what does that mean? Did you forget Finland again?

No, this is wonderful news.

Sorry mate, it's going to be a long night.

Long night?

It was already an endless one,

to pull off your own horns and eat them long night.

Well, it's about to get even longer. And beautiful!

So where are we going, big guy?

Back to Wellington on Sea.

The naughty twin she turns out not to be naughty after all.

Oh! This is my first code red for fifty years!

Code Red? Cool.

Let's dust off one of these old beauties.

Okay, but there isn't much time.

Let's make a hole in the sky.

Okay then.

I have some more left in the tank. Watch now.

Wow!

I love this job!

Oh Lord!

Charlie, Charlie! See

Santa Claus has come. Oh my god, look!

Yes, get the guitar!

But why don't you open yours?

Well, I wasn't so lucky.

What do you mean?

I guess I was too naughty after all. I should have been less…

Charlie, it's packed!

What?

Oh no, Sam is having a panic attack.

Are you ready?

She has a full stocking!

I have a full stocking.

My God Sam!

I was ready to call an ambulance.

Check it out!

What's going on? Chocolate!

Oh, yes.

This is amazing!

Oh!

There is no way. Drum sticks!

Oh, there's something left in Charlie's.

Is there any?

I thought I felt something.

Uh... uh...

I don't think so.

Mom, this is exactly what I always wanted.

Oh yeah, right?

Officially good.

You found something.

No. It was nothing.

Oh, good.

Mom, listen to what I learned in school.

- Thank you. - Please.

Good old Santa Claus.

Merry Christmas, little slug.

Yes!

Look outside.

Damn it.

Huh?

Mom? Dad?

Oh no, they haven't come back.

- Lord. - Lord.

Phew! Oh god.

Christmas is ruined.

Or it isn't.

Look in your socks. Santa Claus has come.

- What? - Really?

And he left some very interesting stuff.

Blaster? Strange.

A waterspout? Even stranger.

A karaoke machine?

Um...

Whipped cream!

A bit strange.

What is this?

- I don't understand. - Well, yes.

Everyone, it's Christmas and our parents are still gone

which can be a problem really but it seems to me

Santa's gifts set very intriguing question.

Do we always love everything for Christmas engagements?

- Um... - Um...

Christmas lunch with all the trimmings?

- Ugh. - Sprouts.

Me

Washing up after lunch?

Done.

Uh...

Ts.

How about the big walk?

It doesn't seem to be able to walk straight.

- No! - Yes!

I mean, no.

And the wonderful old Christmas movie.

I hate the good old Christmas movie.

Just as I thought. Do we think we can do things much better?

- Definitely. - Um, yes.

Okay, so big time, kids. Big moment.

One of those moments that defines who we are.

Do we have a vision for the future?

which is better and brighter and always more fun?

Yes!

Children of Wellington-on-Sea, get ready.

It's about time

for our Christmas!

Yes!

This is why I love my job. I'm very proud of that.

Wow!

Mom! Mom.

Mom?

Oh come on Jan.

Danny's father just let him down

and I can't miss Christmas Eve either and Christmas.

Yes, I know...

I know she is very sick.

Okay... Okay.

Okay

I will do it.

Damn it.

Not today.

No one else can pass

and I'm the only one at such a distance from the hospital.

There has to be someone.

Someone who hasn't just gotten divorced.

Look, do you know Bill? the lighthouse keeper?

Uh-uh.

Well, his mother might be dying.

And that's not fun.

she likes me and she doesn't like many people.

It's not nice while you're dying, for hand to be held by a stranger.

OK, I got it.

Mrs. Farr and her unpleasant death

is more important than you and me and christmas

Oh love, of course not.

But that's my job.

Look, I'll call, I'll find someone to take care of you until I get back.

Don't bother. I'm fine. I'm used to it.

I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Just you and me is fine.

We're going to have a really special dinner when i get home okay?

What? A very large serving of red slop?

I better go and get ready.

Oh my god.

The problem is, no matter how well I do my job,

life is complicated.

And when my big night is over, everything starts again.

And it's up to you to fix things yourself.

You are doing great baby!

Keep going Harry! You can do it!

I'm moving on, honey.

Oh! Oh...

Almost!

Uh...

- No, no. - Take off your shoes.

Please! Oh!

Be careful!

- I'm on you! I ride... - Stop, stop.

Who could have predicted that this would happen?

Oh, that's right, me.

Oh, no. The poor children.

Oh, how will they manage without us?

Are you ready?

Yes.

The children of the barn, Christmas lunch our way!

Pizza!

♪ It's snowing and carolers sing ♪

♪ You're All I Need ♪

♪ Under the tree... ♪

Do it.

Whipped cream!

For you. Done!

Christmas, 27% better.

- Let's go! - Great!

Scarlett, it's time for your gift.

Wow...

Eat sprouts, you wretches!

Hooray!

Take this! And this.

And bam!

- Christmas, 48% better. - Mm-hmm.

Now washing.

Over to you, Teduardo.

Be amazed by the magic of the water jet!

Now, Evie!

- Yes! - Come on, Teddy, splash them!

Wow amazing.

Christmas, 73% better.

Almost done, just one more thing to do. Follow me!

Hooray!

♪ You are here where you belong It's snowing while carolers sing ♪

♪ It just wasn't the same... ♪

- Come on, Samsky! - ♪ Alone at Christmas ♪

- Oops. - Charlie!

How such a naughty girl got a full stocking?

That's a good question.

So while Sam unravels her mystery,

poor Danny wonders why is he the only loner

at Christmas.

Is it really so?

Koledari.

Beware the wrath of my rolled-up umbrella.

Williams.

Um...

Hello Mrs. Trapper, I was wondering if you wanted company?

What about your mother?

It works. And we had a bit of a fight.

A-And your father?

He didn't come.

Mom and me we will have dinner later

but I was wondering if you wanted to some kind of christmas cake?

Anyway, we're both alone.

Um...

Um...

this is a kind suggestion but I'm afraid I'm very busy.

I understand. I'm sorry to bother you.

Life isn't always easy, is it, Williams?

Not always.

But I suspect that at this point, it's hardest for your mother.

Mom, I just want...

No.

Um...

Intervention is needed in my opinion.

Um.

let's see Straight and... right.

Whenever I'm sad about the state

of the world...

...I mean the arrivals door at Heathrow Airport. General...

- And that's quite enough. - Huh?

To you, Nisha.

Let's party!

- Oh, yes! - Hooray!

♪ If you want to run away with me I know a galaxy ♪

♪ Where the music doesn't stop for a lifetime ♪

Come on, Teddy!

♪ Boom-shaka-laka This is a brand new style ♪

Attention!

The best Christmas ever!

Christmas, 100% better.

But what about the walk, Bernie?

Um...

♪ Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy birthday, Jesus ♪

I must remember to write in my journal:

“Pray for rebirth in a tropical country."

Oh! Great time for gifts, don't you think so?

- What? - Gifts?

O.

Merry Christmas my love.

What is this?

Oh, in case we get stuck.

I couldn't you wake up without a gift.

And I noticed that the screen of your old was a bit cracked.

What? Is it a phone? Is it charged?

For sure. Yes. Synced and ready to go.

That means we could call to the kids last night?

Uh... Yeah, but then it wouldn't be surprise, right?

Surprise!

Well, at least it was pretty packed, right?

The man is a moron and there's no arguing about that.

The children do not respond. Something is wrong.

Can we call 911 now?

You are 520 in line.

- Please wait. - All must be snowed.

We'll be here for days.

Ok try Trapper. She has a number for school emergencies.

Mrs. Trapper is scary.

Hmm, but the school is great.

You are such boys.

Be careful, Harry.

Hello, am I talking to Mrs. Trapper?

Yes. what do you want I am really very busy.

Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

Sorry to bother you. God.

Oh yes, o-this is Harry Forrest calling, Scarlett and Teddy's father.

Harry, what did she say?

Yes. Yes, I had math with you, that's right, yes. Exactly this one.

18th of 18, yes.

Hopeless Harry, yes.

Yes, but I wonder can you help

We're a little late.

Well, like I said, I'm very busy, but if you're really desperate...

Yes! We are desperate.

Very well, I might have an idea.

Faster, Williams.

I hate turkeys.

I hate their beaks, feathers...

- Mrs. Trapper. - Hello, Irel.

You have to save some villagers, which are stuck in the snow.

W-Why should I?

Because I'm telling you.

I'd be happy to help, ma'am.

Okay. Get to work, you notorious oik.

Yes ma'am. Thank you, madam. I will, ma'am.

Sometimes it is very useful to be a dreadful old trout.

Yes, that will work.

Here are the coordinates of McNutt's van.

Go and save them. Come on quickly.

Yes, Mrs. Trapper.

Alright Williams, time to get down to business.

I don't think it's fair to have to work on Christmas Day.

That's right. No one should to work on Christmas Day.

Including your mother.

Now, look at this.

But we will never be done in time.

Of course we will, Master Williams.

It's time for Project Return.

I can't believe you got it right my side of the room.

It's unhealthy to be so clean.

Operation Happy Sam by Charlie Beckles.

Tactics and plans?

Operation Help Buddy.

Operation Da Fall Melon on Nisha.

Operation Matchmaking? For later?

God.

She does all this for me?

What? How did it get there?

My slimy eye is watching you, you know.

What? What?

Sam, you're acting strange.

Um. Anyway.

That Sam is a smart girl.

I was hoping she would figure it out eventually.

Hurry up, Williams. hurry up!

I really like good behavior.

What?

Thank God. Someone is here.

Oh, the emergency services.

We are saved.

- Help! We are here! - Echo! We are here! Echo!

Yes! Hallelujah.

We are so glad to see you.

I hear you're in a bit of trouble.

- Is that Irel? - What?

Hello Hopeless Harry,

i came to save you

For a small fee, of course.

A small amount?

Oh, no.

- We're sinking! - Sinking!

Oh god

- Yes - Kind of anticlimactic.

Where now?

To home!

- Is everyone ready? - Um...

- And go! - Should I?

- Hop, two, three, four. - Great.

Hop, two, three, four.

- And... home, two, three, four. - Good.

Plot twist.

What a legend.

What? Uh...

But I...

That was brilliant!

- Bernie is a creative genius. - So much fun!

But we didn't even get there to the lovely beach bungalows.

Next year, kid.

That's right! It's time for the epic Christmas hide and seek!

The winner gets the last package from Mars Mini Desserts!

- My specialty! - Let's go!

Quick!

thirty,

29, 28...

- 27, 26... - Sorry, busy.

- 25... - Somewhere else, Evie.

24, 23...

- 22... - Huh

21, 20...

19,

18, 17...

16,

15...

14, 13...

12...

What?

Oh...

Mom, you're here.

Look what we did.

Oh, Danny.

I don't know what to say.

Then don't say anything.

Just come in, Sister Williams,

and enjoy a very special Christmas dinner with his best son.

Will you join us?

Ah, maybe next year.

I have some catching up to do with his own family.

Mrs. Trapper, are you sure?

Merry Christmas, Williams.

It's time to celebrate the victories and we live with the losses.

Come here

We'll be fine.

I think so too.

Your throne, madam.

Oh...

Merry Christmas, Jamie.

- First in the little girls room. - Wow.

Oh! I love you so much Beyonce, old girl.

We're home!

What on earth happened here?

Oh no! We are robbed!

You are at home!

You're back!

Oh, Nisha beta, I'm so sorry. please forgive me

I will never leave you again at Christmas.

- Mom! - I love you, sweetie.

And you obviously managed to have some fun.

- Yes. Bernie was fantastic. - We had a disco!

- She is my absolute hero. - Aww...

Well, there's nothing that good like a traditional Christmas, right?

Certainly not.

Wait a minute. where is evi

- Yes. Where is that little zucchini? - Evie!

- Evie! Get out! - Why is the door unlocked?

- Ew! - Evie!

Evie.

Oh, no

When was the last time anyone saw Evie?

Evie!

- Evie! - Evie!

Evie!

We were just playing hide and seek.

I don't know what happened. I'm very sorry

Everything will be alright/ We just have to find her.

She is not in the house.

Oh my god.

Include Mrs. Trapper on the school WhatsApp.

Kids, text your friends.

We need all the help we can get.

Find my Evie. Please.

She will appear. I'm 100% sure.

It's all my fault. I wanted too much from Bernie.

Bernie!

Evie!

Bernie, wait! Please.

Evie!

- Don't worry, we'll be fine. - We'll find her.

- Move together! - Be careful!

Danny, we need you and we need your monster 4x4 machine.

Evie McNutt is missing.

- Let's go. - Evie.

Evie! Come to Charlie!

I have a lot of sweets!

- Charlie. - Come on, Charlie.

please be serious this is no time for mischief.

- Okay. - She's here.

Don't worry.

ok spread out form a line two meters apart.

You shouldn't miss a thing!

Hurry up!

Keep your distance and keep in line.

Evie! Evie.

Evie-Weevey. There's ice cream here!

- Charlie, now is not the time. - Charlie.

Stop it.

No, you stop.

Charlie is not naughty. She is looking.

Helping people Charlie style, with... with imagination.

Well, I'm sure dad just...

Why did Santa leave her a full stocking?

Because he knows that Charlie is not naughty. She is good.

Oh, and she really looks it do something about it all.

- Is she? - Me?

Yes you do. And because he loves me so much.

Why Charlie did Nisha's dress appear in the play?

Because Nisha is mean to me all the time and calls me…

"Boring Twin".

That's right. Why Charlie threw the snow avalanche on Mrs. Horton?

- Excuse me? - Because I love her dog, Buddy

and she is absolutely horrible to him.

Is that so, Charlie?

Well, motivation is a complicated thing.

And when she let go Farmer Irel's turkeys out...

- Charlie, really? - Charlie Beckles...

Yes, she did.

And she did it because on Christmas poor, lovely turkeys must die

because we have to eat them a day when there is too much food anyway.

What if...

So my goal next year is to be more like Charlie. No less.

Now, can we just find little Evie

and ditch this one entirely negative farce.

Evie!

- Hey Sam! Wait for me! - Evie!

Evie! Evie!

Do you need transportation?

That is, only if it is convenient.

I mean, maybe?

If this fits?

Oh uh...

Thank you for standing up for me.

Evie, come on, where are you?

You are the best sister.

Now just get on the bike with Romeo, Juliet.

Beckels twins to the rescue!

Yee-ha!

- Evie! Evie! - Evie!

It doesn't make sense.

We'll never find her when it's this dark.

But we must go on.

I don't see anything.

That's it.

That's it. Hold tight.

Mr. Bill! Please!

Help! Hello mr bill?

- I'm coming. - Oh, he's coming.

- I'm coming. - Yes!

Wait a minute.

Mr. Bill!

Evie McNutt is missing.

And it's super dark.

- Children? - And you have super light.

Oh well, vl...

come in

Come on, Mr. Bill.

Use this.

Thank you

Sorry for the mess.

Come on, Gertrude. It's your time to shine.

- Huh? - Go there.

Here's Bernie.

- Evie! - Evie!

Follow her, Mr. Bill.

Come on, Mr. Bill. Hurry up.

- There's something in the snow. - Where?

More left, more left!

Look. there!

- We have to go help her. - Let's go!

Evie! Evie!

Evie!

Pink bird.

Evie!

Oh god

Oh, Evie.

Evie!

Here she is.

Bernie!

Bernie! are you ok

Evie? where is she

We'll keep looking. We will find her.

- It's all my fault. - She's out there somewhere, I know.

Look there!

See where it directs the light.

Something is moving.

Evie!

Evie!

Evie!

The beach bungalows.

Bernie, all the big birds! Look!

Evie.

Evie.

Mom!

Oh, Evie, my dear.

We found her! We found her at the beach bungalows!

They found her!

- She's safe. - She's here.

It's with them! They found her!

Did I win the hide and seek?

Yes, dear.

He earned her a lot.

Come here, life saver feathered superheroine.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

I really like turkeys.

I'm so sorry I lost her.

I'm so stupid

I forgot the only thing that matters.

No. No.

The only thing that matters is that you found her.

And you gave the kids one have an amazing Christmas, Bernadette.

I'm so proud of you

Family Sandwich Eve!

Hmmm

Ah. Isn't it wonderful?

Yes, it really is.

- Danny Williams. - Yes?

Was the headlight your idea?

Uh...

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is danny the best man in Wellington on Sea.

This is your sign. Come on.

Uh...

Um...

Sam, I wondered

maybe we could get together someone...

h-for wine gums sometime?

Hmm... Wrong twin, chickpeas.

Here. But yeah, it would be great.

And that was that Christmas.

He who will live long in Wellington's memory

and which proves that the best Christmas ever it's not really because of gifts

and that wonderful man called Santa Claus.

She is for being with people who you love In the place you love.

And time for local heroes.

Like one whose caring soul gave to my friend Bill

one last Christmas with his mother.

But one more thing remained.

The traditional Boxing Day crazy swim in the sea.

This year, for the first time, obviously no one would show up.

Well, except for one fearless, a skinny old sea dog, of course.

Even if it meant doing it alone, would never miss it.

Come on guys! come on!

- Hi, Bill. - Hello

Merry Christmas, Bill.

do you do it

Well, what did she become?

I thought Wellington on Sea it was just an ordinary town

where I stop by once a year.

But I was very wrong.

It turns out it's quite a remarkable community.

Where the only gift from which what they need is to be together.

Here, a little monster. End of the run, Evie.

And true community is for life.

Not just for Christmas.

I adore him

Here, my love.

Such a handsome young man.

Come on, Danny. Let's do it.

Yes!

Oh, it's cold.

Wow!

Mission accomplished.

It's incredible!

Come after me.

The last one inside is a loser.

- Then it will be you! - Oof.

Children, wait!

I'm not so sure, to be honest.

- Come on, big chicken. - Please... Ooh!

Mom, hold this.

- Wow! - Frequent hypothermia.

Oh!

Mrs. Trapper, thank you for taking care of my Danny.

Merry Christmas.

Yeah, it was fun, wasn't it?

And now I believe it's time to swim.

Wedges forward!

I think you are right. Let's show them how it's done!

Look at me, I'm Christmas Eve!

I really love a happy ending.

♪ Oh, Christmas lights Light up the street ♪

♪ Down where the sea and the city meet ♪

♪ May all your problems soon disappear ♪

♪ Oh Christmas lights keep on ♪

♪ Those Christmas lights They light up the street ♪

♪ Maybe they'll bring her back to me ♪

♪ And then all my problems will disappear ♪

♪ Oh Christmas lights keep on ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, Christmas lights Light up the street ♪

♪ Light the fireworks in me ♪

♪ May all your problems soon disappear ♪

♪ Those Christmas lights keep on ♪

Merry Christmas everyone.

And good night everyone.

Who are you talking to?

Are you talking to yourself again, Sants?