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]] PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
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]] LOOK WHAT I MADE YOU.
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IT'S A SEAN BEAR!
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IT'S MY HOBBY. I MAKE TEDDIES.
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]] HI, SEAN. WE'RE C.A.A.
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]] WHO?
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]] CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY.
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]] YOU'LL NOT TAKE AWAY MY SEAN.
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]] YOU WANT MORE OF THE TRUTH?
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I AM GOING BACK INTO PORN.
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]] WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
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]] MAYBE WITH YOU.
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]] OK. SO, THIS YOU ARE GOING TO
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LOVE. YOU-KNOW-WHO BUSTED HER
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TIGHT LITTLE TUCHAS AND GOT YOU
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BOOKED AS A JUDGE ON THE MISS
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TEEN U.S.A. PAGEANT. SO, WHAT DO
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YOU THINK OF THAT, DR. SEXY?
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]] AND WHY WOULD MY CLIENT BE
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INTERESTED IN JUDGING A BUNCH OF
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DOUBLE-DIGIT I.Q. ADOLESCENTS
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WITH BULIMIA BREATH AND TACKY
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BATHING SUITS?
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]] UM, BECAUSE IT BEATS HAVING
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LUNCH WITH A MENOPAUSAL AGENT
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WITH CHARDONNAY BREATH AND
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AN ILL-FITTING ENSEMBLE FROM
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CHICO'S.
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]] BLISS, COLLEEN'S JUST LOOKING
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AFTER MY REPUTATION. THERE'S NO
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NEED TO ATTACK HER PERSONALLY.
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]] SEAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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THIS MAMA LION COULD EAT YOUR
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LITTLE PUSSYCAT PUBLICIST FOR
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BRUNCH, IF SHE WANTED TO.
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NOW, I JUST NABBED A VERY CLASSY
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COMMERCIAL FOR YOU, COOKIE.
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NATIONAL SPOKESPERSON FOR
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THE NEW SIZZLER'S HEART SAVVY
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SALAD BAR CAMPAIGN.
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]] I'M SORRY. DID SHE REALLY
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JUST SUGGEST YOU DO COMMERCIALS
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FOR THE GERIATRIC COMMUNITY?
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]] YEAH. THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF
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THING I'M LOOKING FOR, EITHER.
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]] SEAN, OUR 10:00'S IN MY
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OFFICE. GEE. LOOKS LIKE
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THE STAR-MAKING MACHINERY'S
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WORKING A DOUBLE SHIFT IN HERE.
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]] I NEED YOU TO DO THE CONSULT
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WITHOUT ME. WE GOT SIDETRACKED.
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]] YEAH. SIDETRACKED BY
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GRANDMA'S FANTASIES OF
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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFETS.
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]] BY THE WAY, COLLEEN, DID YOU
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THINK ABOUT WHAT I ASKED?
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ANY NEW SHOWS LOOKING FOR
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A MEDICAL ADVISOR WHO, UH,
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CAN ACT? MIGHT AS WELL BE
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GETTING 2 COMMISSIONS INSTEAD OF
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JUST ONE, HUH?
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]] CHRISTIAN, I LIKE YOU.
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[CLEARS THROAT] SO I'M NOT GOING
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TO SELL YOU A LINE OF BULLSHIT.
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]] [SIGHS]
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]] I TOOK A LOOK AT THE FIRST
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EPISODE OF "HEARTS AND
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SCALPELS," SPECIFICALLY YOUR
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OUTTAKES.
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ACTING ISN'T YOUR THING, HONEY.
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I MEAN, SEAN, NOW, HAS A GIFT.
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HE'S WHAT WE CALL A NATURAL.
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BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME
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TO TRY AND BUILD A CAREER FOR
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SOMEONE WHO IS UNTRAINED AND...
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UNTALENTED.
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]] COLLEEN.
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]] WELL, IT'S TRUE.
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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]] [CLEARS THROAT]
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]] WELL, THAT WAS NICE, COLLEEN.
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THAT'S GOOD WORK. YOU KNOW, JUST
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GET HIM A GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM
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BURKE WILLIAMS. IT ALWAYS MAKES
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ME FEEL BETTER.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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]] [PANTS]
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]] LULU GRANDIRON.
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]] DR. CHRISTIAN TROY. SORRY TO
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KEEP YOU WAITING.
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]] YOUR PARTNER'S JOINING US AS
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WELL, CORRECT?
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]] [EXHALES] ACTUALLY, MY
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PARTNER IS OVERWHELMED WITH
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HIS OTHER CAREER RIGHT NOW.
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BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I'M HERE,
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AND YOU'RE MY ONLY PRIORITY.
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SO, TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
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ABOUT YOURSELF, MS. GRANDIRON.
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]] CALL ME LULU, AND I'M NOT
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HERE TO BE INTERVIEWED,
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DR. TROY. I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW
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YOU. I ASSUME YOU'VE HEARD OF
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DR. WILLIAM HAMMERMAN?
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]] PLASTIC SURGEON, SPECIALIZES
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IN SOCIETY TYPES.
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]] WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE ON
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THE SOCIETY PAGE, DR. TROY?
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SURGEON TO THE CREME DE LA
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CREME?
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]] [SCOFFS]
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
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GETTING YOUR INFORMATION, BUT
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I'M NOT HURTING FOR BUSINESS.
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]] DARLING, I'M NOT TALKING
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ABOUT ALL THOSE DREARY LITTLE
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STARLETS. I'M OFFERING YOU
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A SHOT AT THE TRUE ELITE IN
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THIS TOWN. WE'RE THE ONES WHO
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PUT ALL THOSE NERDY BOYS IN
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POWER, TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING
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THEY KNOW, AND THEN DIVORCED
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THEM AND TOOK ALL THEIR MONEY.
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]] [SCOFFS]
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BACK UP A SECOND. WHAT DO YOU
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MEAN--OFFERING ME A SHOT?
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]] HAMMERMAN IS RETIRING.
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MY GIRLFRIENDS AND I NEED A NEW
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PLASTIC SURGEON. WE'VE BEEN...
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INTERVIEWING CANDIDATES, AND WE
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WANT YOU TO COME TO A DINNER
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PARTY SO WE CAN GET TO KNOW YOU.
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SATURDAY AT 9:00.
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BLACK TIE.
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]] I'M A PLASTIC SURGEON, NOT
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A GIGOLO, AND I'M NOT LOOKING TO
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BE PICKED OVER BY A PACK OF
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BITTER DIVORCEES.
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]] BITTER? [LAUGHS]
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QUITE THE OPPOSITE. WE HAVE IT
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ALL--EXPERIENCE, NO ONE TO
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ANSWER TO, AND ALL THAT MONEY.
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WE'LL SET A PLACE FOR YOU, JUST
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IN CASE YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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]] ♪ AHH
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♪ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
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♪ MAKE ME,
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THE PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIE ♪
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]] THERE ARE 7 SIGNS OF
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THE APOCALYPSE, RIGHT? NOT 2.
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]] YOU 2 SOME SORT OF COUPLE
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NOW?
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]] MORE LIKE A TEAM.
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]] WHEN SHE AND RAM SAW
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THE VIDEO I MADE WITH AIDAN,
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THEY OFFERED ME A DEAL AT
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PENETRATE.
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]] TO DO PORN. NICE.
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]] EDEN IS ONE OF THE MOST
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NATURAL TALENTS I'VE SEEN IN
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A LONG TIME--WELL, SINCE MYSELF.
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AND WE JUST HAD TO SNATCH
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HER UP.
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]] YOU MEAN, SUCK HER INTO THAT
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DEEP HOLE OF WHOREDOM WHERE YOU
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SPENT MOST OF YOUR MISERABLE
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LIFE?
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]] WE DIDN'T COME HERE FOR YOUR
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APPROVAL. WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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]] WELL, SINCE YOU'VE COME TO
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THE WIZARD, I'M SORRY TO SAY
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THAT WE HAVE NO MORE BRAINS
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LEFT. OR HEARTS.
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]] JESUS. WHAT HAPPENED?
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[GLASSES CLICK]
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]] I WAS FILMING MY FIRST SEX
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SCENE WITH KIMBER, AND SHE HIT
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ME.
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]] BUT IT WAS BRILLIANT.
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[NEW WAVE MUSIC PLAYING]
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]] WE'RE SHOOTING MY NEW FILM
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"INSIDE KIMBER HENRY"--IT'S VERY
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ARTY. IT'S ALL ABOUT
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SELF-EXPLORATION. AND SINCE
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RAM'S TAKEN OVER MY CAREER, HE'S
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ONLY ALLOWING ME TO DO SEX
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SCENES WITH WOMEN NOW.
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AND THIS WAS SORT OF AN HOMAGE
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TO THE YOUNGER ME, WHEN I WAS
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A VIRGIN.
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]] ♪ ALL THE--[INDISTINCT]
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AID MY MEMORIES,
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GOT ME RUINING MY SUIT ♪
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]] THE SCENE CALLED FOR ME TO
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MAKE LOVE TO A YOUNGER KIMBER TO
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EXPRESS MY FORGIVENESS OF ALL OF
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HER YOUTHFUL INDISCRETIONS.
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]] ♪ ALL THE--[INDISTINCT]
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AID MY MEMORIES ♪
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]] EDEN WAS TREMENDOUS. SO,
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WE'RE BOTH CLIMAXING, RIGHT?
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WHERE OUT OF NOWHERE, SHE
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YELLS--
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]] HIT ME.
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]] ♪ WHAT I SHOWED YOU...
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]] HIT ME.
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I'M A LITTLE WHORE, AND YOU NEED
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TO HIT ME.
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[GRUNTS]
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I AD LIBBED A LITTLE. I WANTED
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SOMETHING MEMORABLE FOR MY FIRST
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FILM.
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]] AND SADOMASOCHISM CAME TO
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MIND?
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]] IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BECOME
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A STAR NOWADAYS. I MEAN, YOU GOT
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TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
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]] I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK.
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]] WHAT'S THERE TO LOOK AT,
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SEAN? I WOULDN'T FIX IT. MAYBE
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IT WILL KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO
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HER.
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]] WELL, GUESS WHAT, CHRISTIAN?
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WE DON'T WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
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SEAN'S THE MARQUEE TALENT AT
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McNAMARA/TROY, AND STARS FLOCK
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TO STARS.
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CELEBRITY IS A CLUB, AND IT'S
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ONE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED TO
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JOIN. AND YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD
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FOR YOU, BABY, I REALLY DO,
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BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAD ANY REAL
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TALENT, AND YOUR ONLY STRENGTH
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WAS YOUR OWN STAR POWER. AND HOW
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DISAPPOINTING IT MUST BE FOR YOU
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TO REALIZE THAT IT'S FLICKERING
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AT SUCH A DIM WATTAGE.
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]] YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T NEED
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TO LISTEN TO THE OPINION...
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OF WHORES AND PORN STARS.
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]] TRY BUSINESSWOMAN, JUGGLING
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A SUCCESSFUL CAREER AND
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MOTHERHOOD. AND YOUR
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GRANDDAUGHTER IS DOING FABULOUS,
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BY THE WAY, GRANDPY. IT WAS SO
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CUTE YESTERDAY. SHE SAID HER
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FIRST WORD, RAM.
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]] [SCOFFS]
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DESPITE POPULAR OPINION, I
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ACTUALLY WORK WITH THE HOLLYWOOD
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ELITE, AND I AM IN GREAT DEMAND.
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SEAN, YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT.
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]] YOU FRACTURED YOUR EYE
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SOCKET.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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]] IT'S DELICATE WORK.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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]] THAT'S WHY I CAME TO YOU.
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YOU HAVE JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH.
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]] AND I'LL PAY, OF COURSE. I
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JUST FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS.
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SO, COULD YOU HELP US, SEAN?
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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]] HOW YOU FEELING?
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]] SCARED, ACTUALLY.
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I ALWAYS THINK I'M GOING TO GO
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TO SLEEP, THEY'LL PUT ME UNDER,
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AND I'LL NEVER WAKE UP.
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]] OH, NOT ON MY WATCH.
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WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THIS,
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU STARTED TO
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DRIFT OFF.
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]] I USED TO HAVE A TERRIBLE
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TIME FALLING ASLEEP, FOR
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THE SAME REASON--
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THE FEAR OF NEVER WAKING UP.
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MAYBE I JUST NEVER KNEW WHAT I
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WAS WAKING UP FOR.
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]] LOOK, WHEN THIS IS OVER...
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MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
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TO SORT OF RETHINK THINGS,
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MAKE SOME BETTER CHOICES.
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]] WILL YOU HELP ME, SEAN?
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I KEEP GETTING MYSELF INVOLVED
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IN THESE THINGS THAT...I DON'T
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KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO
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STILL CARES ABOUT ME. YOU
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SHOULDN'T, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE,
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BUT YOU DO. DON'T YOU?
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]] I CARE ABOUT YOU GETTING
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BETTER.
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]] WILL YOU KISS ME?
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JUST TO CALM ME DOWN.
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]] AFTER A COUPLE OF WEEKS, WHEN
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YOU'VE HEALED, WE CAN TALK ABOUT
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WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
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]] SEAN, I DON'T HAVE A COUPLE
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OF WEEKS. RAM HAS ME DOING
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ANOTHER MOVIE IN 6 DAYS.
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]] YOU'RE NOT DOING ANOTHER
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MOVIE FOR THAT SMUT-PEDDLER.
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YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO CHANGE.
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]] I DO, BUT I DON'T HAVE
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A CHOICE. I SIGNED A CONTRACT,
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SEAN. HE OWNS ME. THAT'S WHY YOU
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HAVE TO HELP ME.
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]] I'LL FIX YOUR FACE, EDEN,
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BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN DO.
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]] OK.
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COUNT BACK FROM 10 FOR ME.
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[TANK HISSING]
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]] 10. 9.
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8...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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]] NICE PUSSY.
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]] ♪ WHEN GOD APPEARED
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BEFORE ME,
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I WAS DROWNING IN MY POOL ♪
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]] DR. TROY, COME MEET
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THE LADIES.
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]] ♪ HE SAID A LIFE OF
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TEDIOUS... ♪
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]] MARLA MIDDLETON.
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]] NEWLY DIVORCED FROM MY THIRD.
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]] CATHERINE WICKE.
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]] STILL MARRIED, BUT
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MULTI-ORGASMIC.
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]] ANNETTE WAINWRIGHT.
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MY HUSBAND DIED LAST YEAR IN
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A SKIING ACCIDENT. BOO-HOO.
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]] AND THIS IS DR. KAY.
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DR. CASHMAN.
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]] HELLO.
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]] ♪ WAS HANGING,
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BUT HE WOULDN'T CUT NO SLACK ♪
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]] AND THE BERKOWITZ TWINS,
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DR. JOSEPH AND DR. MICHAEL.
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]] I'M DR. MICHAEL. HELLO.
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]] AND I'M DR. JOSEPH. GOOD
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EVENING.
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]] ♪ I'M THE JAZZ DEVIL,
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LIBIDO NEEDY,
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I'M THE JAZZ DEVIL... ♪
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]] SHALL WE DINE?
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]] ♪ FLYMEAT IN THE MIX,
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WHERE YOU CAN CALL ME
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AGENT 00666, YEAH ♪
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]] YOU LADIES SEEM VERY CLOSE.
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]] WE ARE. I MEAN, I--
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I'VE KNOWN ANNETTE SINCE SHE WAS
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AN "A" CUP.
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]] [LAUGHTER]
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]] LAST YEAR, WHEN I HAD MY
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VAGINA TIGHTENED, IT WAS MY
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GIRLS HERE WHO PULLED ME
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THROUGH.
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]] AWW.
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]] IT WAS THAT DAMN HAITIAN POOL
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BOY WHO DID ME IN.
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]] [LAUGHTER]
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]] JEEZ. THIS REMINDS ME OF
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MY LAST HUSBAND.
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]] [LAUGHS] THE ONE SHE
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NICKNAMED "IS IT IN YET?"
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]] [LAUGHTER]
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]] I'M SORRY. I--I DON'T GET IT.
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]] WAIT A MINUTE. LULU, WEREN'T
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WE SUPPOSED TO GET THAT ONE FROM
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THE TV SHOW?
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]] BUSY.
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]] WELL, SCREW HIM, THEN, FOR
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NOT SHOWING. YOU KNOW WHO NEEDS
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A SHOW? US.
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]] I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
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AND TO LOU VUITTON SHOES AND...
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PERCOCET.
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]] [LAUGHTER]
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]] I MEAN, SHIT. WE SHOP AND WE
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SCREW, AND WE SCREW AND WE SHOP.
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WHO WOULDN'T WATCH THAT SHOW?
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]] ANNETTE, HAVE YOU LOST
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WEIGHT?
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]] DOWN 5. I HAVEN'T HAD A CARB
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SINCE '87.
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]] SUCH DISCIPLINE. OK.
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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BOYS, TICKLE OUR FANCY WITH YOUR
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CREDENTIALS.
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]] WE GRADUATED FIRST...
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]] AND SECOND...
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]] IN OUR CLASS AT HARVARD.
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]] BUT WE'LL NEVER TELL WHICH OF
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US FINISHED WHERE.
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]] NEVER.
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]] I WENT TO BROWN.
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]] DR. TROY.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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]] WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN
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AN S.A.T. SCORE PERFORM
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A PERFECT FEATHER LIFT.
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FRANKLY, I DIDN'T GO TO MY OWN
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GRADUATION. I WAS TOO BUSY
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SPRAYING MY POPULATION PASTE ALL
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OVER THE U. OF M. CHEERLEADING
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SQUAD.
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]] SOME RESUME. YOUR PARENTS
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MUST BE SO PROUD.
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]] YOU WANT TO SEE MY RESUME,
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STRETCH?
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[CHAIR SCRAPES FLOOR]
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]] [CLEARS THROAT]
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[SIGHS]
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[PLATE CLINKS]
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]] [EXHALES]
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IT TAKES 2 THINGS TO MAKE
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A GREAT SURGEON--
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STEADY HANDS...
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AND A MONSTER ONE OF THESE.
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THE BIGGER THE COCK, THE GREATER
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THE CONFIDENCE. THE GREATER
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THE CONFIDENCE, THE BETTER
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THE SURGEON. THIS DINNER IS
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A PISSING CONTEST, AND YOU
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LADIES HAVE ALL THE POWER AND
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ALL THE MONEY. YOU'VE INVITED US
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HERE TONIGHT TO ENTERTAIN YOU.
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SO, I'M CUTTING STRAIGHT TO
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THE CHASE.
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ANY OF YOU BOYS THINK YOU CAN...
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TRUMP MY ACE OF CLUBS?
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]] [CLEARS THROAT]
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[DISTANT TELEPHONE RINGS]
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]] I WANTED YOUR NEXT FILM TO BE
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SET IN THE 18th CENTURY. I JUST
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THINK IT'S GOING TO BE MORE
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ROMANTIC THAT WAY. WHAT DO YOU
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THINK?
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]] [SIGHS] I'M PLAYING A MAID IN
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A WHOREHOUSE.
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]] BUT YOU'RE THE UNDERDOG, AND
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THE AUDIENCE IS GOING TO ROOT
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FOR YOU. BESIDES, YOU'LL BECOME
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THE HOUSE MADAM IN THE END.
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]] [SCOFFS] YEAH, AFTER
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A BUKAKKE SCENE WHERE A DOZEN
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MEN STAND AROUND ME AND SPOOGE
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]] I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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]] HEY. SHOW A LITTLE GODDAMN
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GRATITUDE. I WORKED ALL NIGHT ON
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THIS.
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]] EDEN.
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SWEETIE.
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KIMBER AND I HAVE BOTH BEEN
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AROUND THIS BUSINESS A LOT
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LONGER THAN YOU HAVE, AND
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FRANKLY, SWEETHEART, YOU NEED TO
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PAY YOUR DUES.
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]] [SCOFFS] I PAID MY DUES
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ALREADY, AND I WON'T BE DEGRADED
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LIKE THAT AGAIN, NOT IF YOU WANT
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ME TO BE THE STAR.
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]] STAR?
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DARLING, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A WET
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SPOT IN THE PORN INDUSTRY. I'M
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THE STAR. I'VE DONE OVER
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50 FILMS. AND IF YOU WANT EVEN
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HALF OF WHAT I HAVE, YOU'RE
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GOING TO HAVE TO SHOW ME SOME
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RESPECT.
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]] HMM. [CHUCKLES]
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
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FIRST OF ALL--[SCOFFS]
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YOU NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE
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DILIGENT WITH THE MOISTURIZER.
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AND SECONDLY, YOU WANT WHAT I'VE
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GOT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE
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18 AGAIN, NOW, WILL YOU?
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I MAY BE NEW AT THIS, BUT EVEN I
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KNOW THAT IT'S YOUTH THAT SELLS
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PORN, NOT NOSTALGIA.
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]] I'LL LOOK AT THE SCRIPT.
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]] UNLESS YOU'RE FAMILY, WE
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DON'T ALLOW VISITORS SO SOON
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AFTER SURGERY. LEAVE, NOW.
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]] SEAN.
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WE WERE DISCUSSING BUSINESS.
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]] DR. McNAMARA. RAM PETERS.
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DOCTOR, YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB
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ON MY LITTLE GIRL HERE.
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WHEN DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE
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CAMERA-READY?
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]] LET'S DISCUSS THAT IN
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PRIVATE.
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]] [SIGHS]
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DON'T YOU EVER CROSS ME AGAIN,
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BABY GIRL. YOU'LL REGRET IT.
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]] WHAT I WANT TO KNOW FROM YOU
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IS WHAT WOULD YOU NEED TO BREAK
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HER CONTRACT?
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]] I DON'T BREAK CONTRACTS,
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DOCTOR, NOT WITH ANY OF MY
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GIRLS--EVER.
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]] HOW MUCH?
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]] [SCOFFS]
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[LAUGHS]
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WHY, DR. McNAMARA.
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YOU CAD.
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]] 10,000? 20?
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]] I TELL YOU WHAT--I GOT
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A BETTER IDEA.
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I HAVE A LARGE STABLE OF WOMEN
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OVER 50 UNDER CONTRACT AS WELL.
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THEY'RE NOT THE TOP TALENT AT
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00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:56,376
PENETRATE, BUT THEY BRING IN
521
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:57,542
THE MOST RETURNS.
522
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,667
EDDIE, BOY!
523
00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,418
GUYS LIKE TO SEE OLD GALS
524
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:02,834
POUNDED HARD. GUILT TITLES SELL
525
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,418
LIKE WILDFIRE.
526
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:04,710
FIX THAT, RIGHT?
527
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,001
BECAUSE OF THEIR AGE, I PAY THEM
528
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:07,293
A TENTH OF WHAT A 20-YEAR-OLD
529
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,418
WOULD MAKE. I CAN WORK THEM
530
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,334
TWICE AS HARD. THEY LOVE IT.
531
00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:12,792
I'M FINDING THERE'S A SOLID
532
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,460
NICHE MARKET FOR OLDER WOMEN,
533
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:15,710
BUT IT'S HARD TO FIND ONES THAT
534
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,209
KEEP THEMSELVES IN SHAPE AT THAT
535
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,417
AGE AND ARE STILL WILLING TO DO
536
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,251
FILMS.
537
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,418
]] ♪ WHAT A CUTIE PIE
538
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:20,751
]] GOOD WORK TODAY.
539
00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,460
SO, YOU HELP ME TRIM THE FAT,
540
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,376
SO TO SPEAK, GET A COUPLE OF MY
541
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:26,334
OLDER GIRLS IN SHAPE, EDEN'S
542
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:27,876
FREE TO GO.
543
00:20:29,251 --> 00:20:32,293
]] FINE. 4 GRANNIES--IMPLANTS,
544
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:35,334
LIPO. THAT'S IT. DEAL?
545
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,334
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
546
00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:44,709
]] I SURE HOPE SHE'S WORTH IT.
547
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:50,293
]] TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
548
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,417
ABOUT YOURSELF.
549
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,667
]] [PANTING]
550
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,168
]] I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT.
551
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:01,293
]] OH, THANK YOU.
552
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,084
]] YOU COULD USE SOME MICROLIPO
553
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:04,251
ON YOUR THIGHS.
554
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:06,792
[MACHINE SUCKING LIQUID]
555
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:13,043
]] MAYBE, UH--MAYBE AN ASS
556
00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:13,460
IMPLANT.
557
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:14,334
]] SOCK IT TO ME, DOC.
558
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,542
SOCK IT TO ME, DOC, TO ME.
559
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,751
WHOA. OOH!
560
00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:19,667
AAH! AHH!
561
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,917
]] ♪ COMIN' FOR ME,
562
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,084
AND I DON'T KNOW
563
00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:23,834
HOW THEY DO IT... ♪
564
00:21:24,876 --> 00:21:25,709
]] YOU HAVE THE TITS OF
565
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,543
A 30-YEAR-OLD.
566
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:29,959
MAYBE YOU COULD GO UP TO
567
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,584
A DOUBLE "D," GIVE YOU THAT
568
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,043
FIRMNESS BACK.
569
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,083
]] THAT WAS THE BREAST-FEEDING.
570
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,667
HEY, WANT TO NURSE ME, PRETTY
571
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:40,667
BOY?
572
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,126
]] ♪ JUST 10 YEARS OLD,
573
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,459
I GOT IT FROM SOME KITTY
574
00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:45,334
NEXT DOOR,
575
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:47,251
I WENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR,
576
00:21:47,251 --> 00:21:49,168
AND HE GAVE ME THE CURE... ♪
577
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:53,126
]] [WOMAN GROANS AND PANTS]
578
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:54,126
OOH.
579
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,876
]] YOU NEED AN EYE JOB AND
580
00:21:55,876 --> 00:21:56,667
A NECK LIFT.
581
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,084
]] MM-HMM.
582
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,417
]] MAYBE SOME BOTOX.
583
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:04,334
]] IS THAT ALL?
584
00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:06,084
]] YOU WANT MORE?
585
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:09,751
]] UH-UH.
586
00:22:09,751 --> 00:22:10,751
]] [TED NUGENT SCREAMS
587
00:22:10,751 --> 00:22:13,751
INDISTINCTLY]
588
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:14,876
MEOW!
589
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,209
]] I DIDN'T BECOME PLASTIC
590
00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:18,460
SURGEON TO THE RICHEST WOMAN IN
591
00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,959
L.A. TO BE STUCK ON AN ASSEMBLY
592
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,209
LINE OF MIDDLE-AGED TITS AND
593
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,168
ASS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOOK ME
594
00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:24,584
UP, GIVE ME THE KEYS TO
595
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:26,084
THE KINGDOM. [SIGHS]
596
00:22:26,168 --> 00:22:28,709
WHAT AN IDIOT. JESUS. IF ANY
597
00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:30,168
CELEBRITY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
598
00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,334
WHERE THE FIRST WIVES' CLUB GET
599
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:32,917
THEIR FACES DONE--YOU AND YOUR
600
00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:33,959
PACK WILL HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY
601
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:34,792
ELSE TO BE AT YOUR BECK AND
602
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:35,293
CALL.
603
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:38,084
]] I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
604
00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:39,792
THERE'S CERTAINLY NOTHING
605
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,751
GLAMOROUS ABOUT AN ASSEMBLY LINE
606
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,917
OF MIDDLE AGED TITS AND ASS.
607
00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:47,043
WHAT YOU NEED IS A SURGERY THAT
608
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:49,209
WILL SET YOU APART, GIVE YOU
609
00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:50,959
THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVE AS
610
00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:54,083
A DOCTOR AND AS AN ARTIST.
611
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,375
]] [SIGHS] IT'S A GOOD START.
612
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,585
]] I'VE HAD A CHANCE TO WATCH
613
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,667
YOU WORK, DR. TROY, AND I'VE
614
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:02,709
SEEN THE RESULTS.
615
00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:05,251
YOU'RE REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN
616
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,876
A SCULPTOR, CHISELING AWAY AT
617
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:09,209
THE HUMAN FORM, MANIPULATING
618
00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:12,084
TISSUE AND BONE. PLEASE, DON'T
619
00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:14,418
EVER DENIGRATE YOURSELF. YOU'RE
620
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:16,167
NOT JUST A PLASTIC SURGEON.
621
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,043
YOU'RE A MODERN-DAY
622
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:19,209
MICHELANGELO.
623
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:21,084
]] [CHUCKLES]
624
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,417
I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. RODIN,
625
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,959
MAYBE. [SIGHS]
626
00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:27,917
I'M GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND.
627
00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,125
]] OF COURSE I DO.
628
00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,834
THAT'S WHY I SAVED MYSELF FOR
629
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:35,834
LAST. I AM THE CANVAS UPON WHICH
630
00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:38,751
YOU CAN TRULY EXPRESS YOURSELF.
631
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,293
]] AND HOW EXACTLY WOULD YOU
632
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,251
LIKE TO BE EXPRESSED?
633
00:23:42,251 --> 00:23:43,251
]] [INHALES]
634
00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:45,418
I WANT MY FACE TO REFLECT
635
00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:46,917
THE DUALITY OF MY NATURE,
636
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,209
MY...
637
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:51,292
SENSUOUS ANIMAL SPIRIT. THE...
638
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:55,292
SACRED FELINE ESSENCE WITHIN.
639
00:23:58,084 --> 00:23:59,626
]] YOU WANT A SOFTER, MORE
640
00:23:59,626 --> 00:24:02,751
SENSUAL LOOK?
641
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:04,334
]] DID YOU KNOW THAT
642
00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:07,168
THE EGYPTIANS BELIEVED THAT
643
00:24:07,168 --> 00:24:08,751
THE CAT WAS ENDOWED WITH
644
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:09,585
THE LIGHT OF HUMAN
645
00:24:09,585 --> 00:24:12,460
CONSCIOUSNESS? THEY BELIEVE THAT
646
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:14,418
THE SOULS WHO HAD DIED ENTERED
647
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:16,460
INTO THE CAT, GIVING IT ITS
648
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,667
POWERFUL RADIANCE. I WANT YOU...
649
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:21,834
TO BRING ME CLOSER TO THAT
650
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:23,792
RADIANCE.
651
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:25,084
]] YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU LOOK
652
00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:25,751
LIKE A CAT.
653
00:24:25,751 --> 00:24:27,667
]] DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
654
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:30,167
I'M NOT INSANE.
655
00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:32,209
]] [CHUCKLES] THAT'S A RELIEF.
656
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:34,043
WHISKERS AND TAILS ARE REALLY
657
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:35,042
NOT MY SPECIALTY.
658
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:37,792
]] WELL, MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT
659
00:24:37,792 --> 00:24:41,168
YOU. I THOUGHT, AS AN ARTIST,
660
00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:42,959
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND A WAY
661
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,418
TO ACCENTUATE MY MORE FELINE
662
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:49,084
CHARACTERISTICS, TO SUGGEST ITS
663
00:24:49,084 --> 00:24:51,167
FORM WITHIN MINE.
664
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,334
]] WHY ON EARTH DO YOU WANT THIS
665
00:24:57,334 --> 00:25:00,001
DONE?
666
00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,667
]] IF I CAN NO LONGER BE YOUNG,
667
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,209
I WANT MY FACE TO REFLECT ALL
668
00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:07,001
THE WISDOM AND POWER IN ME.
669
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:09,043
WE'RE EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE
670
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,751
LIVING ORDINARY LIVES, YOU AND
671
00:25:10,751 --> 00:25:12,917
I, BECAUSE NO ONE SEES US, NO
672
00:25:12,917 --> 00:25:15,667
ONE REALLY KNOWS WHO WE ARE.
673
00:25:16,293 --> 00:25:18,584
YOU'RE AN ARTIST, NOT
674
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:21,959
A MECHANIC.
675
00:25:22,043 --> 00:25:23,459
I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE TO
676
00:25:23,459 --> 00:25:27,709
PROVE IT.
677
00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:30,167
[DISTANT TELEPHONE RINGS]
678
00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:39,709
]] ♪ TAKE, TAKE
679
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:43,126
ALL THAT I AM,
680
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:43,709
TAKE... ♪
681
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,710
]] HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
682
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,251
]] IF I SAY I FEEL LIKE CRAP,
683
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,168
WILL YOU LET ME STAY HERE
684
00:25:48,168 --> 00:25:50,584
LONGER? I CAN'T DO ANOTHER PORN,
685
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:51,584
SEAN.
686
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:52,500
]] YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
687
00:25:54,168 --> 00:25:56,251
THIS IS YOUR CONTRACT WITH
688
00:25:56,251 --> 00:25:58,751
PENETRATE. TEAR IT UP.
689
00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:03,500
]] ♪ TAKE...
690
00:26:05,251 --> 00:26:06,376
]] [SCOFFS] DID YOU STEAL THIS?
691
00:26:06,376 --> 00:26:09,168
]] NO. I JUST TALKED TO RAM, AND
692
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,418
HE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU
693
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:12,876
I DO--THAT YOU DON'T BELONG IN
694
00:26:12,876 --> 00:26:15,376
THAT BUSINESS.
695
00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:18,834
]] [EXHALES] SEAN!
696
00:26:18,917 --> 00:26:20,126
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF SAYING YOU
697
00:26:20,126 --> 00:26:21,334
LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU?
698
00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:24,917
]] IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I FEEL.
699
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,126
THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. NO ONE WOULD
700
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:29,792
ALLOW IT.
701
00:26:29,876 --> 00:26:33,251
YOU'RE 18. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE
702
00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:36,126
YOUR FATHER. OUR FAMILIES WOULD
703
00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:38,418
HATE US, AND BUSINESS WOULD TAKE
704
00:26:38,418 --> 00:26:40,043
A DIVE. WE'D BE PARIAHS.
705
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,751
]] I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY
706
00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:44,376
OF THAT. I DON'T. I DON'T CARE.
707
00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:49,000
]] ♪ LOVE ME,
708
00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:54,917
LOVE ME ♪
709
00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:05,293
]] ♪ WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?
710
00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:07,376
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OH,
711
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,001
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?
712
00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:14,834
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
713
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,751
PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT,
714
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,251
I'VE GOT FLOWERS
715
00:27:21,251 --> 00:27:23,126
AND LOTS OF HOURS
716
00:27:23,126 --> 00:27:24,834
TO SPEND WITH YOU,
717
00:27:24,834 --> 00:27:26,542
SO, GO AND POWDER
718
00:27:26,834 --> 00:27:29,418
YOUR CUTE LITTLE PUSSYCAT NOSE,
719
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:31,334
PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT,
720
00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:33,293
I LOVE YOU,
721
00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:37,043
YES, I DO,
722
00:27:37,043 --> 00:27:41,084
YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT NOSE,
723
00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:42,834
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?
724
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:45,209
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, OH,
725
00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:46,668
WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?
726
00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:52,418
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
727
00:27:52,418 --> 00:27:54,376
PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT,
728
00:27:54,376 --> 00:27:56,043
YOU'RE SO THRILLING,
729
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,000
AND I'M SO WILLING
730
00:27:59,876 --> 00:28:01,709
TO CARE FOR YOU... ♪
731
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:03,168
]] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
732
00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:04,376
]] MAKING MY CLIENT HAPPY.
733
00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:06,418
]] BY TURNING HER INTO GARFIELD?
734
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,751
]] NO. I'M BRINGING OUT HER TRUE
735
00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:09,293
SELF. NOSE JOBS, TIT JOBS, TUMMY
736
00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:10,293
TUCKS--THEY'RE ALL THE WORK OF
737
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:12,543
A SIMPLE CRAFTSMAN, WHICH IS WHY
738
00:28:12,543 --> 00:28:14,460
SEAN IS SO GOOD AT THEM. WHAT I
739
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,209
AM DOING TO THIS WOMAN IS ART.
740
00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:18,709
]] WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS
741
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:20,376
BARBARIC. BY THE TIME YOU'RE
742
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:21,126
DONE WITH HER, SHE'S GOING TO
743
00:28:21,209 --> 00:28:22,667
LOOK LIKE THE SIDE OF A HELLO
744
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:23,834
KITTY LUNCHBOX.
745
00:28:23,917 --> 00:28:24,959
]] WHY IS WANTING TO LOOK LIKE
746
00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:26,168
A GLAMOROUS PUMA ANY MORE
747
00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:27,043
STRANGE THAN WANTING TO LOOK
748
00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:28,876
LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON OR
749
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,126
ANGELINA JOLIE? IT'S ALL
750
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:30,959
IDOLATRY, LIZ.
751
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,834
]] THIS SURGERY IS NUTS.
752
00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:33,668
I'M OUT.
753
00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:35,668
]] GREAT. GO ROLL YOUR EYES AT
754
00:28:35,668 --> 00:28:36,792
THE GODDAMN GOLF COURSE FOR ALL
755
00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:38,710
I CARE. [SIGHS]
756
00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:40,585
LOOK, STOP PANICKING, LIZ. SHE'S
757
00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:41,460
NOT GOING TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE
758
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,834
A CAT. SHE'S JUST GOING TO HAVE
759
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:43,959
A FELINE ESSENCE.
760
00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:45,876
]] OH. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
761
00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:47,334
LINE, OUT OF HER LITTER BOX?
762
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,209
]] DON'T MOCK WHAT YOU DON'T
763
00:28:48,209 --> 00:28:48,792
UNDERSTAND.
764
00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:50,209
]] OH, I UNDERSTAND THIS. THERE
765
00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:51,209
IS GOING TO BE A STORM OF SHIT
766
00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:52,251
AROUND THIS, AND I'LL TELL YOU
767
00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:53,751
RIGHT NOW, I AM NOT GOING TO GET
768
00:28:53,876 --> 00:28:54,667
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN.
769
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,667
]] ♪ LIPS
770
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:56,876
]] ♪ WHOA, WHOA
771
00:28:56,876 --> 00:28:58,126
]] ♪ YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT
772
00:28:58,126 --> 00:28:59,168
EYES ♪
773
00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:00,668
]] ♪ WHOA, WHOA
774
00:29:00,668 --> 00:29:03,125
]] ♪ YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT...
775
00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:05,251
]] YOU A DOG PERSON, TOO?
776
00:29:05,251 --> 00:29:07,876
]] ♪ NOSE
777
00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:09,834
]] [SIGHS] WHERE ARE YOU, CHAZ?
778
00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:12,334
PICK UP. LOOK, I NEED YOU TO
779
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,626
BRING ME SOME NEW MAGAZINES, MY
780
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,001
MAKEUP, AND SOME GOOD COKE.
781
00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:17,334
[CHUCKLES] CALL ME BACK, OK?
782
00:29:17,334 --> 00:29:19,792
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
783
00:29:24,626 --> 00:29:25,542
]] HELLO, EDEN.
784
00:29:26,251 --> 00:29:28,001
]] [EXHALES] JESUS. YOU SCARED
785
00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:28,584
ME.
786
00:29:28,584 --> 00:29:30,834
]] SORRY.
787
00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:31,709
]] DO I KNOW YOU?
788
00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,501
]] WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY, BUT
789
00:29:33,501 --> 00:29:34,376
WE'RE KIND OF IN THE SAME
790
00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:37,126
FAMILY. I'M COLLEEN ROSE, SEAN'S
791
00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:39,542
AGENT.
792
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,543
]] WHERE'S SEAN?
793
00:29:41,543 --> 00:29:43,334
]] BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. I
794
00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,834
THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A SPECIAL
795
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,667
LOVE-YOURSELF EDEN BEAR.
796
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:48,751
[CHUCKLES] MAYBE A SYMPATHETIC
797
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:50,876
EAR. I MAKE THESE FOR PEOPLE.
798
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,417
LISTEN.
799
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:53,876
]] [SQUEAKING] I LOVE YOU.
800
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:54,751
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
801
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,460
]] [GIGGLES]
802
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:59,585
]] OK, THAT'S CREEPY, AND SO ARE
803
00:29:59,585 --> 00:30:02,376
YOU. LOOK. I DON'T NEED YOU TO
804
00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:04,293
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. WHAT I NEED
805
00:30:04,293 --> 00:30:06,876
ARE SOME MORE PAINKILLERS.
806
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:14,292
]] I WAS LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW.
807
00:30:16,043 --> 00:30:17,543
HAD ALL THE BOYS EATING OUT OF
808
00:30:17,543 --> 00:30:19,418
MY HAND, AND THE ONLY ONE THAT
809
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,667
I WANTED WAS THE ONE I COULDN'T
810
00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:22,334
HAVE.
811
00:30:22,334 --> 00:30:25,834
]] [SCOFFS] EXCUSE ME?
812
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:28,126
]] WHEN YOU'RE A MAMA LION, AND
813
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:29,959
YOU SEE A BABY CUB IN DISTRESS,
814
00:30:31,293 --> 00:30:32,834
YOU INSTINCTIVELY MOVE TO HELP.
815
00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:34,375
]] [SCOFFS]
816
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:36,251
]] YOU NEED TO BE TOLD
817
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,168
THE TRUTH.
818
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:42,626
]] MMM. AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
819
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:44,292
]] SEAN DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
820
00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:46,834
AND HE NEVER WILL.
821
00:30:48,668 --> 00:30:49,251
]] [SCOFFS] AND YOU KNOW ALL
822
00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:50,293
THIS BECAUSE?
823
00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:51,834
]] BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING HE
824
00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:54,876
DOESN'T TELL ME. THE MALES OF
825
00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,501
OUR SPECIES ARE JUST SILLY,
826
00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:59,751
SELFISH, PREENING FOOLS, WHICH
827
00:30:59,751 --> 00:31:01,751
YOU WILL COME TO UNDERSTAND.
828
00:31:01,751 --> 00:31:03,959
]] [CHUCKLES]
829
00:31:03,959 --> 00:31:06,418
MY GOSH.
830
00:31:06,418 --> 00:31:09,001
OH. YOU'RE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH
831
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:12,043
SEAN. [CHUCKLES]
832
00:31:12,126 --> 00:31:13,709
YOU'RE A DESPERATE OLD BAG WHO
833
00:31:13,709 --> 00:31:15,084
HAS A PATHETIC CRUSH ON HER
834
00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:16,792
CLIENT. WHAT A CLICHE.
835
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,460
]] OH, PLEASE. THE WHOLE WORLD
836
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,375
IS IN LOVE WITH SEAN. THAT'S NOT
837
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,209
THE POINT.
838
00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:23,293
]] WHAT IS THE POINT, COLLEEN?
839
00:31:23,501 --> 00:31:24,585
]] I HEARD SEAN AND AIDAN
840
00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:25,585
TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY LIKE TO
841
00:31:25,585 --> 00:31:27,751
PASS YOU AROUND AND HOW YOU'RE
842
00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:29,709
QUICKLY BECOMING THE TOWN PUMP.
843
00:31:31,043 --> 00:31:32,084
AND THEY SAID IT IN FRONT OF
844
00:31:32,084 --> 00:31:34,501
A LOT OF CREWMEN. IT WAS
845
00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:37,501
DISGUSTING, ESPECIALLY ONE GRIP
846
00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:39,043
WHO SAID, "I'D LIKE A PIECE OF
847
00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:40,668
THAT WHORE." AND SEAN AND AIDAN
848
00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:42,543
LAUGHED AND SAID, "WE CAN MAKE
849
00:31:42,543 --> 00:31:43,500
THAT HAPPEN. SHE'LL SCREW
850
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,500
ANYBODY."
851
00:31:53,834 --> 00:31:56,585
HE'S USING YOU, HONEY, ALL
852
00:31:56,585 --> 00:31:57,834
RIGHT? SO HE CAN FEEL YOUNG AND
853
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,250
VIABLE. THAT'S ALL.
854
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,834
]] HE SAID HE HAD FEELINGS FOR
855
00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:02,917
ME.
856
00:32:02,917 --> 00:32:04,209
]] YEAH, FEELINGS FOR YOUR SWEET
857
00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:07,250
SUGAR TITS, MAYBE. NOT FOR YOU.
858
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,209
LOOK, I WENT TO YOUR DEFENSE.
859
00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:11,709
I SAID, "SHE'S JUST A BABY."
860
00:32:12,168 --> 00:32:13,168
AND THEY SHOULD START LOOKING AT
861
00:32:13,168 --> 00:32:16,917
WOMEN THEIR OWN AGE. BUT THAT'S
862
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,500
OUR SICK SOCIETY FOR YOU.
863
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,500
]] [SCOFFS]
864
00:32:21,126 --> 00:32:22,083
YOU'RE A LIAR.
865
00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:26,125
]] YOU LOOK AT ME, HONEY...
866
00:32:28,751 --> 00:32:30,043
AND TELL ME YOU REALLY THINK
867
00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:36,792
I'M LYING.
868
00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,418
]] [WHISTLING]
869
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:41,084
HEY, YOU. HOW'S YOUR TV SHOW
870
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,084
GOING?
871
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,126
]] SINCE WHEN DO YOU WANT TO
872
00:32:43,126 --> 00:32:44,501
HEAR ABOUT THE SHOW? HMM?
873
00:32:44,585 --> 00:32:46,460
]] DESPITE WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK,
874
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:48,126
SEAN, I DON'T NEED FOR YOU TO
875
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:49,376
FAIL IN ORDER FOR ME TO BE
876
00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:51,460
HAPPY. I WISH YOU MANY YEARS OF
877
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,001
SUCCESS ON YOUR LITTLE TV SHOW.
878
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,667
]] SPOKEN WITH INCREDIBLE
879
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:55,710
CONDESCENSION.
880
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:58,209
]] NOT AT ALL. I HAVE A GREAT
881
00:32:58,209 --> 00:32:59,668
RESPECT FOR THE MEDIA. IT'S NOT
882
00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:00,959
FINE ART, BUT IT DOESN'T PRETEND
883
00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:02,917
TO BE, AND IF IT'S AN OUTLET FOR
884
00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:04,543
YOUR CREATIVE ENERGIES--
885
00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:05,584
]] YOU'RE DOING THAT SMUG THING
886
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,334
AGAIN.
887
00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:06,667
]] OH.
888
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:07,585
]] WHENEVER SOMETHING NICE
889
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:08,585
HAPPENS TO YOU, YOU BECOME
890
00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,418
THE CAT THAT ATE THE CANARY SO
891
00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:11,751
YOU CAN BASK IN YOUR 5 MINUTES
892
00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:12,917
OF SUPERIORITY AS LONG AS
893
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,293
POSSIBLE.
894
00:33:14,376 --> 00:33:16,001
]] I'M NOT BASKING IN ANYTHING.
895
00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:18,751
I'M JUST FEELING NEWLY INSPIRED.
896
00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:20,917
I'M LOOKING AT MY JOB IN A NEW
897
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:22,959
LIGHT, LIKE A FORM OF
898
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,501
SELF-EXPRESSION, TRUE ART.
899
00:33:25,585 --> 00:33:27,084
IT'S LIKE I'M MICHELANGELO...
900
00:33:27,084 --> 00:33:28,709
WITH A 10 BLADE.
901
00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:35,375
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
902
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,250
]] HELLO?
903
00:33:37,209 --> 00:33:39,626
]] SEAN? BLISS. YOU HAVE TO MEET
904
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:40,792
ME AT HOLLYWOOD AND HIGHLAND.
905
00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:43,293
]] WHY? IS THERE A SALE? BLISS,
906
00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:44,418
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
907
00:33:44,418 --> 00:33:45,543
]] LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
908
00:33:45,543 --> 00:33:46,876
WHAT TIME IT IS, OK? THIS IS
909
00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:48,834
AN EMERGENCY. YOUR CAREER AND
910
00:33:48,834 --> 00:33:50,376
YOUR REPUTATION DEPEND ON IT.
911
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:54,417
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
912
00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:56,834
]] HMM.
913
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:58,584
ALL RIGHT. I HAVE TO GO.
914
00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:01,126
BLISS IS HAVING A MELTDOWN OR
915
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,542
SOMETHING.
916
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,792
[PLATE CLINKS]
917
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,209
]] LISTEN, MICHELANGELO, I'M
918
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,917
GLAD YOU'RE FEELING INSPIRED,
919
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:07,876
BUT JUST REMEMBER--
920
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:09,251
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
921
00:34:09,251 --> 00:34:10,834
A PLASTIC SURGEON AND A SCULPTOR
922
00:34:10,834 --> 00:34:12,168
IS THE MARBLE DOESN'T SUE IF
923
00:34:12,168 --> 00:34:12,917
YOU SCREW IT UP.
924
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:16,209
]] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
925
00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:17,209
]] THERE WE GO.
926
00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,626
]] YUMMY-YUM.
927
00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:19,834
]] ALL RIGHT.
928
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,126
]] [INDISTINCT]
929
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,043
]] OH, NOW, YOU DON'T NEED
930
00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:22,667
THAT--
931
00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:23,460
]] LADIES.
932
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:25,083
]] OH! HOW IS SHE?
933
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:30,917
SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK UNDER ALL
934
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:31,834
THOSE BANDAGES.
935
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:33,668
]] I MEAN, WE TALK AND WE TALK,
936
00:34:33,668 --> 00:34:34,834
AND SHE JUST NODS. IT'S LIKE
937
00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:35,792
DINNER WITH MY HUSBAND.
938
00:34:35,792 --> 00:34:39,001
]] [LAUGHTER]
939
00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:40,001
]] AWW.
940
00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:41,043
]] ♪ SHE'S SITTING WITH YOU,
941
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:44,250
BUT HER EYES ARE ON THE DOOR ♪
942
00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:50,626
♪ OH, HERE SHE COMES...
943
00:34:50,626 --> 00:34:51,584
]] I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE
944
00:34:51,709 --> 00:34:52,292
WHAT YOU SEE.
945
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,876
]] LULU!
946
00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:55,751
]] ♪ OH, HERE SHE COMES,
947
00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:58,917
SHE'S A MAN-EATER,
948
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,334
OH, HERE SHE COMES ♪
949
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:00,917
]] OH.
950
00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:02,834
]] ♪ OH, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,
951
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,084
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,
952
00:35:04,084 --> 00:35:06,334
OH, HERE SHE COMES-- ♪
953
00:35:06,334 --> 00:35:08,084
[BANGS]
954
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:11,083
]] JESUS CHRIST!
955
00:35:12,418 --> 00:35:13,792
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
956
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:16,792
]] OH! YOU'RE JEALOUS.
957
00:35:17,084 --> 00:35:18,167
LET ME SEE.
958
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:19,293
LET ME SEE.
959
00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:22,959
]] [CLEARS THROAT]
960
00:35:23,376 --> 00:35:25,417
]] OH. OH, I LOVE IT. OH,
961
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,209
I WORSHIP IT. [GASPS]
962
00:35:29,209 --> 00:35:33,626
[HISSING]
963
00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:36,917
I'M A HOT LITTLE PUSSY NOW.
964
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,459
]] SHIT. SHE'S OFF HER MEDS.
965
00:35:39,459 --> 00:35:40,084
]] WHAT?
966
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:41,084
]] MEDS?
967
00:35:41,084 --> 00:35:42,792
]] [SCOFFS] SHE'S BI-POLAR.
968
00:35:43,084 --> 00:35:44,751
JESUS, A WOMAN ASKS YOU TO TURN
969
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:46,959
HER INTO FRISKY, AND YOU DON'T
970
00:35:46,959 --> 00:35:48,001
SUSPECT THERE'S SOMETHING
971
00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:49,209
SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HER?
972
00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:50,668
]] YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE TOO
973
00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:52,959
MUCH DICK AND NOT ENOUGH BRAINS.
974
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,584
]] I CAN FIX THIS.
975
00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:56,585
]] YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER, OR
976
00:35:56,585 --> 00:35:57,334
YOU'RE GOING TO BE GIVING NOSE
977
00:35:57,418 --> 00:35:58,834
JOBS TO HOMELESS WOMEN ON
978
00:35:58,834 --> 00:35:59,917
SHITTER'S ALLEY.
979
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:01,375
]] COME ON, GIRLS. WE'RE OUT OF
980
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:02,376
HERE.
981
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:06,084
]] OUGHT TO BE SHOT.
982
00:36:06,084 --> 00:36:06,876
]] [SIGHS]
983
00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:08,293
]] COME ON.
984
00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:11,042
]] [CLEARS THROAT]
985
00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:17,876
]] HOLLYWOOD AND HIGHLAND? "A,"
986
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:19,792
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING
987
00:36:19,792 --> 00:36:20,751
OUT HERE? AND "B," I DON'T
988
00:36:20,751 --> 00:36:21,293
BELIEVE YOU.
989
00:36:21,376 --> 00:36:22,710
]] OK. THE CHANEL MAKEUP WAS
990
00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:24,418
75 OFF, AND I LOVE A GOOD SALE.
991
00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:26,418
SO SUE ME. NOW, I KNOW THIS
992
00:36:26,543 --> 00:36:28,418
SEEMS SHOCKING AND TERRIBLE, BUT
993
00:36:28,418 --> 00:36:31,460
I CAN SPIN IT--IT IS SO GOOD.
994
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:33,959
LIKE, "VANITY FAIR" GOOD.
995
00:36:34,418 --> 00:36:36,334
"POSING AS A POWER PLAYER AMONG
996
00:36:36,334 --> 00:36:38,126
HOLLYWOOD'S ELITE, SHE WAS
997
00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:40,001
DESPERATELY HIDING A SECRET LIFE
998
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,668
OF TALKING BEARS AND
999
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,459
INTERACTIONS WITH HIDEOUS VALLEY
1000
00:36:43,459 --> 00:36:45,917
TODDLERS."
1001
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:58,543
]] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1002
00:36:58,793 --> 00:37:00,126
]] WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A MINUTE,
1003
00:37:00,126 --> 00:37:03,251
PLEASE?
1004
00:37:03,251 --> 00:37:04,542
]] COLLEEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1005
00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:06,334
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1006
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,293
]] IT'S MY NIECE'S KIOSK, AND
1007
00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:10,168
I'M JUST FILLING IN 'CAUSE SHE
1008
00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:11,293
WAS SICK. WHY? IS THAT WRONG?
1009
00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:13,209
]] AND THE LIES JUST KEEP ON
1010
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:15,460
COMING. THIS ISN'T YOUR SECOND
1011
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,251
JOB, COLLEEN--IT'S YOUR ONLY
1012
00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:18,959
JOB. I CHECKED WITH MALL
1013
00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:20,001
SECURITY. YOU'RE HERE, ON
1014
00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,251
AVERAGE, 8 HOURS A DAY.
1015
00:37:21,334 --> 00:37:22,418
]] WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUTT OUT,
1016
00:37:22,418 --> 00:37:24,001
YOU STUPID LITTLE BARBIE DOLL?
1017
00:37:24,001 --> 00:37:25,126
]] OH, I KNEW THERE WAS
1018
00:37:25,126 --> 00:37:26,376
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. I JUST
1019
00:37:26,376 --> 00:37:28,209
KNEW IT! YOU'RE JUST A SAD
1020
00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,084
LITTLE NOBODY WITH A GOOD SCAM.
1021
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,001
]] YEAH, WELL, WHO THE HELL ARE
1022
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,834
YOU TO CRITICIZE ME FOR HAVING
1023
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,168
2 JOBS? WHAT, DID YOU EVER LACK
1024
00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:36,043
FOR ATTENTION?
1025
00:37:36,126 --> 00:37:38,126
]] OK, JUST SPARE US THE STURM
1026
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,043
UND DRANG, HONEY, OK? I CHECKED
1027
00:37:40,043 --> 00:37:41,792
THE ENTIRE DATABASE OF LICENSED
1028
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,917
AGENTS, AND YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE.
1029
00:37:44,043 --> 00:37:45,500
YOU NEVER WERE AS FAR BACK
1030
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,460
AS '85.
1031
00:37:47,543 --> 00:37:49,168
]] YOU LIED ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
1032
00:37:49,168 --> 00:37:50,334
THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE. I DON'T
1033
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,584
CARE HOW HARD YOU WORKED.
1034
00:37:51,584 --> 00:37:52,668
I TRUSTED YOU.
1035
00:37:52,668 --> 00:37:53,626
]] DOES THAT MEAN THE FACT THAT
1036
00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:55,293
I GOT YOU THE LEAD IN "HEARTS
1037
00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:56,292
AND SCALPELS" MEANS NOTHING TO
1038
00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:57,792
YOU? WHY, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
1039
00:37:57,792 --> 00:37:58,959
THE RIGHT PIECE OF PAPER?
1040
00:37:59,168 --> 00:38:00,251
]] DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY OTHER
1041
00:38:00,251 --> 00:38:02,709
CLIENTS?
1042
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:05,500
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER CLIENTS?
1043
00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:07,626
]] YOU'RE SCARING ME.
1044
00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:08,626
I WON'T HAVE YOU TALK TO ME THIS
1045
00:38:08,626 --> 00:38:10,792
WAY WHEN I TREATED YOU WITH
1046
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:15,209
RESPECT.
1047
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,500
I DESERVE RESPECT, TOO.
1048
00:38:19,501 --> 00:38:20,792
]] COLLEEN, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
1049
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,543
ME ALONE NOW. NO CALLS, NO
1050
00:38:22,543 --> 00:38:24,709
VISITS, NOTHING. THIS IS THE END
1051
00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:26,043
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. DO YOU
1052
00:38:26,043 --> 00:38:29,959
UNDERSTAND?
1053
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,001
]] HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON
1054
00:38:31,001 --> 00:38:32,500
THE LOT, ANYWAY? THE TOUR?
1055
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,792
]] WHY? WHY ME?
1056
00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:39,043
]] DON'T EVEN ASK, SEAN, OK?
1057
00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:41,168
SHE'S CLEARLY DEMENTED.
1058
00:38:41,168 --> 00:38:47,334
COME ON.
1059
00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,334
]] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1060
00:38:49,334 --> 00:38:53,292
]] [WHIMPERS]
1061
00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:04,459
]] [GRUNTS]
1062
00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:06,959
[SNIFFS]
1063
00:39:08,209 --> 00:39:09,376
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
1064
00:39:09,376 --> 00:39:10,375
YOU DO THAT, MAMA.
1065
00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,584
]] DON'T START WITH ME ABOUT
1066
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:14,668
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE,
1067
00:39:14,668 --> 00:39:16,209
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO START
1068
00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:22,209
COMPLAINING.
1069
00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:25,626
]] YOU KNOW...
1070
00:39:26,709 --> 00:39:27,751
I THINK YOU'RE THE CAT'S
1071
00:39:27,751 --> 00:39:29,418
PAJAMAS.
1072
00:39:29,418 --> 00:39:30,709
BUT THIS IS BUSINESS.
1073
00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:35,293
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1074
00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:37,334
YOU'RE A HOT, SEXY WOMAN WHO
1075
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:40,168
ALSO UNDERSTANDS THE BUSINESS
1076
00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:41,209
SIDE OF MY LIFE...
1077
00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:44,584
THE REWARDS...
1078
00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:48,292
PRESSURES.
1079
00:39:49,709 --> 00:39:50,834
]] I GET IT.
1080
00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:54,250
JUST DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.
1081
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:04,500
[CLATTERS]
1082
00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:15,084
]] HI.
1083
00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:17,709
]] HI. [GRUNTS]
1084
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:20,667
]] HOW'S MY BABY DOING?
1085
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:21,667
]] GOOD.
1086
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:22,667
]] YEAH?
1087
00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,709
]] HMM.
1088
00:40:25,418 --> 00:40:26,751
]] WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
1089
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,959
[GRUNTS]
1090
00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:48,500
[MONITOR BEEPING]
1091
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:55,375
]] [RESPIRATING]
1092
00:40:56,959 --> 00:40:57,917
]] GO AHEAD. SAY IT.
1093
00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:58,709
[METAL CLANGS]
1094
00:40:58,709 --> 00:40:59,459
]] I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
1095
00:41:03,501 --> 00:41:05,667
FINE. I'M AN IDIOT, OK?
1096
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:06,626
]] AND?
1097
00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:07,585
]] AND WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO GET
1098
00:41:07,585 --> 00:41:08,876
ON MY KNEES? I'M SORRY.
1099
00:41:09,126 --> 00:41:10,043
]] AND JUST SO WE DON'T GET
1100
00:41:10,043 --> 00:41:11,209
SUED, THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE
1101
00:41:11,209 --> 00:41:12,585
COMES IN HERE WITH AN OUTRAGEOUS
1102
00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:13,792
REQUEST, YOU'LL DOUBLE-CHECK
1103
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:14,751
THEIR BACKGROUND FIRST.
1104
00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:15,959
]] LIKE YOU RESEARCHED COLLEEN?
1105
00:41:15,959 --> 00:41:16,751
]] THAT'S DIFFERENT.
1106
00:41:16,751 --> 00:41:17,542
]] HOW? SHE CAME INTO YOUR
1107
00:41:18,126 --> 00:41:19,543
OFFICE, BLEW SMOKE UP YOUR ASS,
1108
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,709
AND YOU HANDED HER YOUR CAREER,
1109
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:22,876
NO QUESTIONS ASKED. HMM?
1110
00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:28,251
]] YOU'RE RIGHT. DAMN, IT FELT
1111
00:41:28,251 --> 00:41:29,500
GOOD, THOUGH, GETTING MY EGO
1112
00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:30,293
STROKED LIKE THAT.
1113
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:31,251
]] IT'S A MENTAL BLOWJOB. YOU
1114
00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:32,668
CAN SIT BACK, RELAX, LET THEM DO
1115
00:41:32,668 --> 00:41:33,751
THE WORK WHILE YOU GET OFF.
1116
00:41:33,751 --> 00:41:34,834
]] IT'S ADDICTING, THOUGH. I
1117
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:36,543
FEEL LIKE I'M IN WITHDRAWAL.
1118
00:41:36,543 --> 00:41:37,376
]] YOU GOT WORSE PROBLEMS THAN
1119
00:41:37,376 --> 00:41:38,917
THAT, MY FRIEND. YOU THINK
1120
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:39,542
YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
1121
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:42,626
[SURF ROARING]
1122
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,959
]] [SIGHS]
1123
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:30,168
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
1124
00:43:30,168 --> 00:43:33,542
COLLEEN?
1125
00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:34,834
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
1126
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:37,542
I'M CALLING 911.
1127
00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:38,585
[CELL PHONE DIALING]
1128
00:43:38,585 --> 00:43:39,542
]] [WHISPERS] I think that's
1129
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:42,459
a good idea.
71513
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