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♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪

♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪

♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪

♪ To get ourselves a treat ♪

♪ Delicious things to eat ♪

Hey, hop in.

We'll meet Rudy down by the gate.

I can't go with you, Jesse.

Now, now, sugar, come on. What's wrong?

I called the police. I told them you were here.

What the fuck for?

Monica, you love me.

I don't want to go with you!

You love me. Say it.

I think she still loves him.

All right.

Just say you don't love me, then I'll go.

You better say it.

Say it and I'll go.

It's easy. Go on, say it.

You can't say it, can you?

Freeze!

Get away from the car, you son of a bitch!

Get away from the car! I'll blow you away!

No, Jesse!

She loved him.

She just didn't know about it until it was too late.

He was a criminal.

You don't like criminals?

He would have died anyway.

♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ Keep the dream burnin', baby ♪

♪ Keep the dream burnin' forever ♪

♪ Ooh, dream, baby, dream ♪

You know, I was in the neighborhood, so...

I thought I'd just drop by.

I'm off to Normandy.

Working with Pierre on a new project.

Well, then, when you coming back?

You can't stay here, if that's what you're thinking.

We make a rather ludicrous pair, you and me.

For God's sake, you sell furniture for a living.

I've had Edwin pack whatever you left behind here.

You can keep the suitcases. They're all Louis Vuittons.

By the way, have you paid Roy the money you owe him?

Yeah, you know what?

I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

There have been threats of violence.

You should ask Tina for the money.

I'm sure she could spare a fifty.

Yeah, look, Tina's fun.

Eddie! Eddie, don't stop!

Eddie, yes!

Go, Eddie! Go!

Go, Eddie!

Go, go!

Go, Eddie!

Go!

Eddie...

Eddie...

Eddie, that really was something.

Are you going so soon?

I thought you were gonna help me with a design concept.

- When Ted gets home... - Oh, who's Ted?

Listen, why don't you stop by the shop, okay?

Oh, hey, do you have any cash lying around?

Eddie, you really are too much.

Felipe, stop blowing!

What can I tell you? My whole life is plastic.

You know what most people think about

when they think about LA?

They think about smog.

You know what I think about?

When I look around, I see...

I see success exhaust.

I bought a storefront in front of cement factories.

I brought Mick Jagger to the party,

and I called it Melrose.

Look, I'm telling you, I have got a magic eye.

We're still talking about furniture, right?

You're talking about furniture.

I'm talking about life here.

My records show you were extended a line of credit

- just last-- - Come on, Lou.

Can't we forget all that?

Remind me what collateral you're prepared to offer.

Lou, I don't think you're hearing me.

I don't think you're hearing me.

You don't start paying down this credit line,

a new loan's gonna be the least of your problems.

This bank will seize your assets, if you have any.

Maybe there's something else I can help you with today.

Good luck.

Money, money, money.

Where'd all the art go in this town?

I feel like I'm at the epitome of my life right now.

I don't see why we have to get bogged down

with all the details.

I just really like working here, Eddie.

You know?

Oh, sure I do.

You're the best. You know that.

Eddie, stop saying that. We have to have a plan here.

Do we?

Eddie, what if we asked Charlotte's help?

Who are these two?

Didn't you see them as they walked past?

They walked right by you.

Can you get my camera?

Eddie, how much for the pair?

Oh, no, no, no. I promised those to Jack.

They're beautiful nightstands, Eddie.

- Hey. - Hi.

- I'm Eddie. - Hey.

Yeah, this is my shop.

Wow.

Yeah, cool shop.

Ah, thanks.

Thanks for having us.

Yeah, thanks for having us.

That's it. Just move a little this way.

Now try and look like mannequins.

You know, like mannequins.

That's perfect.

Fellas, please! No, come on!

Get off the cashmere! Leave the cashmere!

Eddie! Eddie!

Mimi! Mimi!

Eddie, what's happening?

Eddie!

What the fuck?

Whoa!

Close, but not a cigar.

No dice for you, crackerjack.

Eat me, asshole!

I know that girl.

Oui.

Roy.

Roy, what is with all this second-class treatment?

You wanna see me, just give me a call.

We'll go to Le Dome, grab a bite.

You know, hit the town,

see where we end up in the morning.

Hmm? It would just be like old times.

Look, Le Dome is a non-starter.

Okay. That's fine.

But Ma Maison? Hmm?

I mean, have you even tried the new menu there?

That was expensive wine.

Yeah, I can taste it.

Where is my money, Eddie?

I had a credit line at the bank I had to pay.

- They're not a friend like you. - I'm not your friend!

Oh...

She doesn't like it when I get so upset.

Come here.

Come, come, come.

She wanted to have her nose fixed.

She asked for it.

She wants to be a star.

Come here, Moon Pie.

Mmm!

Now...

please tell me your hope for survival

is not only based on Le Dome and old times.

Eddie, you don't look so good.

Well, before you hear the sirens,

you're gonna feel them on the back of your head.

You think about that, Stevie.

Hey. Hey!

- You got my fifty grand? - You got my fifty grand?

I didn't think you had it either.

What happened with Roy?

- Relax. Keep dancing. - No!

- What happened with Roy? - Andy, Andy!

Come here.

You know where I could score a Saturday night special?

You want a hooker?

Maybe even a starter's pistol, you know?

It's all just sitting there, Andy.

You know? If I was in charge,

I'd be handing it out to strangers personally.

Handing what out?

The money, Andy. The money.

Jan just introduced me to heroin.

Hey, I just introduced Andrew to heroin.

Oh, well, she's lovely.

Come with me.

No, you don't.

You're too much for me right now.

Hey.

The least you could do is give me a fucking ride.

Where you taking me?

I was gonna go to a pawnshop.

Looks real.

Doesn't it?

Well, I guess that's why they call it a starter's pistol.

Show me where you live.

I think I have some clean glasses around here somewhere.

Don't bother.

Do you wanna help me make a mix tape?

Yeah. We could call it "Music To Rob Banks To."

Okay.

How should I help?

♪ The change will do you good ♪

♪ I always knew it would ♪

♪ Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you ♪

♪ But I know it's only lust ♪

♪ Your kiss so sweet ♪

♪ Your sweat so sour ♪

♪ Your kiss so sweet ♪

♪ Your sweat so sour ♪

♪ Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you ♪

♪ But I know it's only lust ♪

♪ The sins of the flesh ♪

Did you like it?

It's the best song I've ever heard in my entire life.

What should I play next?

Hey, I really am gonna rob a bank tomorrow.

She does not know what you're capable of.

How could she?

♪ Yeah, I like it ♪

♪ Uhh, uhh, uhh ♪

♪ I'm only five-foot-one ♪

♪ I got a pain in my neck ♪

♪ I'm looking up in the city ♪

♪ What the hell What the heck ♪

♪ I stare at the concrete The girders eye-high ♪

♪ The steel's above me There's love in my eyes ♪

♪ And I'm doing the things A five-foot-one man can do ♪

♪ And I wish life could be ♪

♪ Swedish magazines ♪

♪ I wish life could be ♪

♪ Swedish mag-- ♪

Can you give me your money?

You've gotta give me your money.

Okay.

What, that's all you have?

If I empty the entire register, it'll trigger the alarm.

You don't wanna do that, do you?

Hey, did anyone ever tell you you look like Jackie Bisset?

No.

Your trunk is open.

What?

Eddie, baby, like, what's wrong?

Why do you have Scotch Tape on your fingers?

Why do you have Scotch Tape on your fingers?

I didn't want to fuck up my manicure.

Eddie, like, why don't you just give us a key already?

You're sweating like crazy, man.

I can't concentrate in here.

He had a hat on. A big hat.

He has a nice face.

Sunglasses, so I couldn't see all of it.

It seemed like he really dressed for the occasion, you know?

- Dressed. - Yeah, very stylish.

- Great style. - Very much so, yes.

Stylish.

Dapper.

Panache.

That's French for "style."

Oh, is that what that is?

You been to Paris?

- The city of love. - Hmm.

♪ Thunder shook loose hail on the outhouse again ♪

♪ Today I bumped into you again ♪

$1,983.

Hmm.

Roy...

Roy, there's a lot more where that came from.

I'm telling you that.

What did you do for this money?

Sell a couch?

Yeah, it was covered in champagne silk,

and it broke my heart to part with it.

The things I've had to do for money.

I want you to think about that, Eddie.

Really think about it.

I'm thinking about that, Roy.

I'm really thinking about it.

You really did rob a bank, didn't you?

I slipped the prettiest bank teller a note,

and I told her to give me the money,

and she gave it to me.

I mean, not all of it, but she gave it to me.

And I put Scotch Tape on my fingers,

so I didn't leave fingerprints.

Yeah, I don't think I needed to do that.

What did the note say?

What?

The note you gave the teller.

What did it say?

What does it matter?

Didn't you miss me at all?

Ten...

nine...

eight...

seven...

six...

five...

four...

three...

two...

one.

Let's go.

I borrowed a hundred grand off the bank...

and I spent it all.

Then I borrowed fifty grand off my friend

just to pay the bank back.

And I spent that money too.

And now I'm robbing banks just to pay my friend back,

so I can ask him for more money to pay the bank back.

But I don't want to pay it back.

I feel like I earned that money.

Like it's its own reward, you know?

It's not stealing if you give people what they want.

How's that?

Sometimes people need something they don't even know they need.

So this is where you live?

It's just a place I stay.

I live with you now.

You guys look like a bunch of bad asses.

You look like a bunch of bad asses in there.

Hey.

Hey, Paulene.

Who's outside in that suicide ride?

Eddie.

You leaving with him?

He's taking me places.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ What a place to be ♪

♪ In the service of the bourgeoisie ♪

♪ Where can my believers be ♪

♪ I want to jump into the endless sea ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ The endless sea ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ The endless sea ♪

♪ I want to jump into the endless sea ♪

♪ Let it wash all over me ♪

Oh, as if!

Get out of here!

Eddie.

Am I not the best?

That is totally a key to the shop!

Whoo!

Oh, my God!

♪ And when you're tight for the rent ♪

♪ You think you're gonna break ♪

♪ But you know it's no damn good ♪

♪ Just one more phony on the take ♪

♪ You better go home ♪

♪ Home, buddy ♪

Huh? You see?

See what happens when you love your job?

If you love your job,

you'll never work another day in your life.

♪ The endless sea ♪

Hi.

Give it to me.

You're perfect.

Oh, hey, I really gotta get out of here.

Okay. Just give me a minute. Just gotta find the right key.

- I really don't have much-- - Okay, all right.

- Can't you get me out of here? - Yeah, yeah.

Nope, no.

- There we go. - Thanks.

Start the car.

Go.

Go, go, go!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Shit!

That guy just robbed the bank.

I slipped him the dye pack.

- In the briefcase. - Yeah.

You live in the neighborhood, Jamie?

Yes. Mm-hmm.

You like to go out, have a good time?

Not particularly.

Has anyone ever told you you look like Jaclyn Smith?

No, but thank you.

Dead ringer. In the eyes.

Excuse me for one moment.

This is expensive.

Tres chic.

I never drove a car before.

Let's fuck.

- This is embarrassing. - I know, Bill.

It's gonna become a story. I don't want this on the news.

No, we don't.

- And it's pissing me off. - I know, Bill.

I mean, 17 banks is now 60.

It's a fucking problem.

It's a fucking problem. It is.

Until we catch this guy,

I want plainclothes at every bank

from Beverly Hills to Hollywood.

Every bank he hasn't robbed.

It's a good idea, Bill.

It's what we'll do.

Veteran move.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I'm just not feeling like myself.

What are you doing here?

I love the way those bananas hang from your ears.

Eddie?

It is you. Eddie!

Oh, Tina. Hey, hey.

Fancy seeing you here.

I shouldn't even be talking to you,

you dirty little thief.

You stole my vase.

Oh, yeah.

Relax.

We don't care, do we, Maggie?

What are you doing in Beverly Hills?

Uh, just running some errands, you know.

You?

Just running some errands.

You look good.

Uh...

I'm having a little thing at the house this afternoon.

Oh, yeah? What kind of a thing?

Ted is on location fucking his makeup artist,

if that's what you mean.

Well...

That's great.

Maggie!

Oh, here, let me get that for you.

You see someone? Anyone I know?

Honey, climb in the back.

Let Mommy's grownup friend sit in the big seat.

You're the best, you know that?

That's what you always say.

Why weren't we watching this bank?

'Cause he already fucking robbed it.

Everyone just sort of move back a little.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Sue, right? - Yeah.

- Fred. - I remember.

Sorry about the disturbance here.

It's weird. It was the same guy.

Lightning never strikes twice, huh?

Except when it does, and then it's...

- He was looking great. - Hey, Fred!

- Same guy. - Same guy.

Come over here.

Love the bananas, Sue.

That's what he said.

I think we got him.

See that along there?

Pink paint.

Dye pack.

Yeah.

It's a loading zone.

Let's write him a ticket and run the plates.

Oh, stop it! Stop it, Gus!

Having a good time?

Uh, oh, hi.

I didn't know you were here.

And business? Business is good?

Yeah, business is great.

Yeah, I'm in love.

I'd love to meet her. Is she here?

No. She kind of had some things going on.

Oh, Allen! There you are.

Hermalita, watch the girls!

Gus, you are handsome and clever.

Tina, Tina, Tina, listen. I gotta go.

Oh, Eddie, is it because Charlotte's here?

I really should've warned you.

Eddie and Charlotte used to have a thing.

Listen, I just gotta pay back a friend some money I owe him.

Right now? Oh, Eddie!

That is the funniest thing I've heard in my life.

-You owe me money. - I know.

Hey, it's me.

Listen, did Paulene call?

No reason. We just got split up.

Oh, you know what?

That's probably her now.

Eddie Dodson?

Yeah.

LAPD.

Mind if we come in for a chat?

What's the trouble, officers?

Warrant for your arrest.

Is it routine for detectives to follow up on parking tickets?

Depends.

On what?

What else you're guilty of.

Well, what else would I be guilty of?

We'll just have a looksee. Won't take a minute.

Nice place you got here, Eddie.

Tres chic.

Uh, uh, thanks.

So what were you doing in Beverly Hills today, Mr. Dodson?

I don't know. Was I in Beverly Hills?

I can't remember.

Yeah, I think so.

You left your car in a loading zone

outside of a bank.

Oh, I was taking my girl shopping.

We had like an argument,

and then she just took off with my car keys.

Really?

'Cause I found your keys in the ignition.

This girl of mine thinks I'm the last of the big spenders.

I can't even pronounce "Bottega Veneta,"

let alone afford it, you know?

Got it?

Got him.

I sell furniture for a living, you know what I mean?

I know this is difficult.

Let's just go inside one more time.

- Okay. - Take it slow.

- Look at all these guys. - Okay, yeah.

Are those porcelain bananas or are they ivory?

- Plastic, I think. - Let's just do it.

Okay.

Can I see number four again?

Fred, that's your cue.

Number four, please step forward and repeat the line.

Give it to me.

It's not him.

He was taller.

Miss Fellucci, are you absolutely certain

this isn't the guy that robbed you twice?

It was more like he came off a movie screen.

Thanks, fellas.

Sorry about the mix-up.

That's okay.

Make for a great story.

You know, I hope you catch the guy.

Oh, we will.

They always fuck up in the end.

Oh, yeah?

I didn't know that.

You take care now, Eddie.

TV: Golden State Broadcasting.

This is your news, Los Angeles.

Good evening.

Los Angeles police are on the lookout tonight

for a man they now suspect of robbing more than 60 banks

throughout Beverly Hills and Hollywood.

He dresses in expensive suits and wears designer sunglasses

while flashing a pistol and demanding cash.

But the local area bank tellers he's robbed

all describe him as polite to a fault

with a charm they won't soon forget.

There was just something about him.

I didn't know what to think.

I would have done anything he asked me.

He really gets around.

Seen here caught on videotape

exiting the La Brea branch of Security Pacific National.

I do not know that man.

Eddie, relax.

Relax.

There were only four Halcyon left.

Where did you go?

I ran into this guy I used to fuck.

Guess we must have lost track of time.

I'm sorry I left you.

I won't do that again.

Have you seen my valise?

Have you ever been to the south of France?

No. Why?

I was thinking of going there.

You are?

Just take a seat there.

Did either of you two see the news?

Eddie, like, who watches the news?

Come on, man.

Come here. Come here.

Eddie, you're...

you're kind of making me nervous.

Uh, you're too cool to be nervous.

I'm gonna take Paulene on a trip to Europe.

- Bonjour. - Ladies.

Bonjour, crackerjack.

You stay right there. I'll be back in an hour.

I just saw Eddie get into the back of a limousine.

Yeah, he was acting so weird.

Did anyone by chance happen to maybe catch

any of the news last night?

What's this talk about the news all of a sudden?

Run along, little bonbon.

Give a kiss to Papa.

I don't know what to tell you. I've been meaning to come by.

I really have.

Her face has healed nicely, by the way.

She looks great.

You know what I love most about little girls?

They only talk when you tell them to.

Well, I'm not a little girl.

The one with your name on it.

Come on, Roy.

Can't we be a little more civilized?

I've been more than civilized. I've been asking you nicely.

But now is the time for you to get on your knees

and show me you love me in your own way.

You're not the only one with a gun around here, Roy.

Oh, you want to play games?

I like games.

I don't know what's gotten into you, Roy, I really don't.

Come on, look at me. We can talk about this, Roy!

Can't we talk about this, Roy?

We don't have to do this, Roy.

Roy, I didn't mean to pull a gun on you!

♪ I love the sound of breaking glass ♪

♪ Especially when I'm lonely ♪

♪ I need the noises of destruction ♪

Bon chance.

Let's have some fun.

Come on. What has gotten into you, Roy?

I'm gonna count ten paces away from you,

and when I turn around...

Listen carefully.

When I turn around,

I want you to try to kill me.

What if I don't want to kill you?

Oh, it's a little late for that.

Un, deux, trois,

quatre, cinq,

six, sept, huit,

neuf, dix!

♪ Oh, all around Sound of breaking glass ♪

♪ Nothing new Sound of breaking glass ♪

And so you see,

even big boys have a little girl inside of them.

Next time, no toys allowed at the gun battle.

You're not hearing what I'm trying to tell you, Roy.

What are you trying to tell me?

Where is my money, Eddie?

I need to go to the bank.

- Sorry? - I need to go to the bank.

A bank.

Fellas, fellas, come on.

Look, there's only one exit.

If you don't let me go, I swear I'll make a scene.

Don't take too long.

Terminal.

Sir, the next available teller

will be more than happy to help you.

Hey...

You know, that's a really great sweater.

Now I'm gonna ask you to give me a lot of money.

Look, I'm gonna ask you for a lot of money, okay?

But before I do, I want to remind you to stay calm

because I am not fucking around here.

You know, that really is a beautiful sweater.

Focus.

Come on, focus. The money. The money.

- You okay, honey? - He's robbing the bank.

Okay, look, this is how this is gonna work, okay?

Now if everybody stays calm, then nobody gets hurt.

If that's a real gun,

why is there pink paint splattered on it?

What?

'Cause I'm a fucking artist, okay? Now, what do you care?

Don't give him the money, Sandy.

You're not supposed to do that until after he leaves, Glen.

Look, I robbed 61 banks,

and nobody sounds the alarm until I'm gone.

But not you. Huh? Not you.

Not in my bank, dang it.

Oh, this is your bank now. You're not even my teller.

You're messing with the Church of Latter Day Saints, pal.

This is in God's hands now. I love you, honey. Stay calm.

Oh, please. You two are like a couple?

That's none of your business.

Okay, Sandy, now, if you don't give me the money,

I will shoot Glen first.

Good, good. You did it for love.

That's okay.

Now, before I leave, I want to tell you

you're one beautiful woman...

and you deserve a hell of a lot more.

Call the police.

Now, Sandy!

Hey!

He robbed the bank!

He robbed the bank!

He robbed the bank!

He robbed the bank!

He robbed the bank!

Stop that man!

Stop him!

Stop that man! Stop that man!

Stop him!

Stop that man!

Stop him!

- You won't get away with this! - Relax, man.

Why do you give a shit?

Officers! Officers!

This man robbed the bank

with a starter's pistol covered in hot pink paint.

- Pink paint. - Pink paint.

♪ You will have a dress of white ♪

♪ You will have a ring of gold ♪

♪ You will have a paper snow We'll fall ♪

♪ See the wall The wall is black ♪

♪ We will have a heart attack We will be alone and... ♪

♪ We'll fall, we'll fall ♪

♪ We'll fall ♪

♪ Fall in love like sailors do ♪

♪ Tell your lover you'll be true ♪

♪ Sail upon the stupid sea We'll fall ♪

♪ You will have a sheet of red ♪

♪ Paint the trees The trees are dead ♪

♪ We will be alone and-- ♪

Do you know about the sun worshippers?

Uh-uh.

They were young men in Calcutta who suddenly decide

to devote their lives to the worship of the sun.

They sit cross-legged and completely naked

and stare at it all day long.

Pretty soon they go blind.

And after about a year,

they shrivel up like plants and die.

Oh.

Hey.

How you doing?

I robbed another bank.

Or two... actually.

You can't stay here if that's what you think.

I told them everything.

They're looking for you.

Who is?

The cops. Who do you think?

Where are they looking for me?

Everywhere.

I wanted to be sure I was in love with you.

And as I'm treating you badly, it proves I'm not.

That's a line from a movie.

I know that.

What's the difference?

I'm the greatest bank robber that ever lived.

And that's because of you.

I lied.

I didn't tell the cops anything.

I don't think they even know I exist.

Eddie Dodson.

This is the LAPD.

Come out with your hands in the air.

You know, this used to be such a beautiful city.

Let's see your hands, Eddie.

Like this.

Hands!

Kill me.

Hands!

Let's see your hands, Eddie.

Kill me!

It's not real!

Kill me!

Don't shoot! It's not real!

It's all right. It's all right.

Where am I?

All right, Eddie, why'd you do it?

I wanted to get my girl a present.

A present?

What kind of present?

Well, my heart has reason even reason don't know about.

Just give me 20 bucks.

I don't have 20 bucks.

And here I was thinking you live life in the fast lane.

Left everything to chance and had money to burn.

♪♪

♪ This is my shirt This is yours ♪

♪ And this is called a dream ♪

♪ It must be the soap you use ♪

♪ And mine is called So Kleen ♪

♪ It was so well advertised all day on Channel Nine ♪

♪ We live in the soap commercial ♪

♪ We are all a lie ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ I live in the factory and we are all the same ♪

♪ I live in the family and all the traffic screams ♪

♪ We were so well advertised all day on Channel Nine ♪

♪ We live in the soap commercial ♪

♪ We are all a lie ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪ Listen to this ♪

♪♪