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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,258 --> 00:00:21,925 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 2 00:00:23,342 --> 00:00:25,925 - WANT SOME? - HIT ME. 3 00:00:28,217 --> 00:00:29,800 SEE? 4 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,758 CONSTANTLY LEARNING SOMETHING NEW. 5 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:33,758 TODAY'S LESSON: ALWAYS GET DRESSED FOR WORK 6 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:35,508 AFTER YOU GIVE THE BABY A BATH. 7 00:00:35,508 --> 00:00:37,175 SAY GOOD MORNING TO TUCKER 8 00:00:37,175 --> 00:00:38,175 AND YOUR UNCLE DANNY. 9 00:00:38,175 --> 00:00:40,217 - HI, BABY. - ( babbles ) 10 00:00:40,217 --> 00:00:42,842 OKAY, SO I THINK WE'RE OFFICIALLY 11 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:45,050 OUT OF EVERYTHING WITH THE WORD "BABY" IN IT. 12 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,258 WHERE'S THE LIST? 13 00:00:47,258 --> 00:00:49,008 WHAT LIST? 14 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,633 THE ONE WE SHOULD HAVE STARTED 15 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,550 BEFORE WE RAN OUT OF EVERYTHING. 16 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,300 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ASK YOUR MOM 17 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,967 - TO GO PICK UP SOME STUFF? - OH, NO NO NO NO NO. 18 00:00:59,967 --> 00:01:01,717 THERE WILL BE NO ASKING THE MOM ANYTHING. 19 00:01:01,717 --> 00:01:03,467 SHE ALREADY THINKS I'M MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE, 20 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:04,717 THAT I'M TOO IRRESPONSIBLE. 21 00:01:04,717 --> 00:01:06,217 SO I'D LIKE TO GET A HANDLE ON THIS 22 00:01:06,217 --> 00:01:07,467 BEFORE SHE HITS ME WITH A GIANT 23 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,342 "I TOLD YOU SO." 24 00:01:09,342 --> 00:01:11,217 THEN GET READY TO BE SMACKED, 25 00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:12,717 BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S ON HER WAY OVER. 26 00:01:13,967 --> 00:01:16,258 WHAT? HERE, NOW? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 27 00:01:16,258 --> 00:01:19,050 BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD HER YOU DECIDED TO KEEP EMMA, 28 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:20,717 ALL I HEARD WAS "OH, DEAR LORD," 29 00:01:20,717 --> 00:01:21,883 THE PHONE HIT THE FLOOR 30 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:22,967 AND TIRES SQUEALING, 31 00:01:22,967 --> 00:01:25,175 SO I KIND OF PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 32 00:01:25,175 --> 00:01:27,175 OKAY. UH, WE GOTTA CLEAN UP. 33 00:01:27,175 --> 00:01:28,758 NO, CHANGE THE BABY. 34 00:01:28,758 --> 00:01:31,175 NO, I JUST DID THAT. A SCHEDULE. 35 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,217 SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT HAVING A PLAN. 36 00:01:33,217 --> 00:01:34,217 OKAY, I'VE GOT A DAY SHIFT, 37 00:01:34,217 --> 00:01:35,342 SO I CAN BE HOME BY 6:00. 38 00:01:35,342 --> 00:01:36,967 SORRY, BUT I'M HEADING DOWN TO THE RINK. 39 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:39,342 AND IT'S EMASCULATION SATURDAY WITH VANESSA. 40 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:44,842 I THINK WE'RE SHAM SHOPPING. 41 00:01:46,842 --> 00:01:49,925 GUYS, COME ON. 42 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:51,592 I REALLY WANT TO PROVE MOM WRONG. 43 00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:53,800 I WANT TO SHOW HER I CAN BE A GOOD DAD. 44 00:01:55,842 --> 00:01:57,258 WHERE'S EMMA? 45 00:01:58,258 --> 00:02:00,592 ( theme music playing ) 46 00:02:00,592 --> 00:02:03,592 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 47 00:02:03,592 --> 00:02:06,592 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 48 00:02:10,383 --> 00:02:12,383 - EMMA? EMMA? - BABY BABY BABY. 49 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,758 - WHERE'S THE BABY? WHERE'S THE BABY? - EMMA? 50 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:15,800 EMMA? FOUND HER! 51 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,008 UNDER THE TABLE. WAIT, 52 00:02:17,008 --> 00:02:18,175 HERE IS MY RETAINER. 53 00:02:18,175 --> 00:02:20,050 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS. 54 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:21,717 OKAY. 55 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:23,050 BE CAREFUL. GRAB THIS END. 56 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:24,258 ALL RIGHT? ON THREE. 57 00:02:24,258 --> 00:02:25,550 ONE, TWO, THREE. 58 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:26,550 ( grunting ) 59 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:27,550 IT'S OKAY. 60 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:29,383 KNOCK KNOCK, CHILD SERVICES. 61 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:40,050 YEAH, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET USED TO HEARING THAT. 62 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:43,800 JUST PLAYING A LITTLE HIDE AND SEEK. ( chuckles ) 63 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,758 OH, THERE YOU ARE, EMMA. 64 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:47,217 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD HIDER. 65 00:02:47,217 --> 00:02:48,383 HONEY, SHE'S NOT HIDING, 66 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:50,008 SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE. 67 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:53,717 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, LITTLE EMMA. 68 00:02:53,717 --> 00:02:56,717 YOUR FAIRY GRANDMOTHER IS HERE TO SAVE YOU. 69 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:58,508 EMMA DOESN'T NEED TO BE SAVED. 70 00:02:58,508 --> 00:02:59,967 I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 71 00:02:59,967 --> 00:03:02,508 ONCE AGAIN, IT'S GOING TO BE UP TO ME 72 00:03:02,508 --> 00:03:04,008 TO BAIL YOU OUT. 73 00:03:04,008 --> 00:03:05,008 AT LEAST THIS TIME, 74 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,008 I DON'T HAVE TO FLY TO MEXICO. 75 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:11,675 THAT WAS A GOOD TRIP. 76 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:13,508 YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY 77 00:03:13,508 --> 00:03:15,008 "I TOLD YOU SO," BUT-- 78 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:17,675 MOM, THERE IS GONNA BE NO "I TOLD YOU SO" THIS TIME. 79 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,467 YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S ME SAYING IT TO YOU. 80 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,800 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'VE WORKED OUT A PLAN 81 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,342 - TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY. - ( scoffs ) YEAH. 82 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:25,925 I WAS JUST WORKING IT OUT WITH THE GUYS. 83 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:27,217 - Bonnie: OH. - JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 84 00:03:29,592 --> 00:03:30,925 PLEASE HELP ME. 85 00:03:30,925 --> 00:03:33,133 ( whispering ) 86 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,550 FINE. I'VE GOT HER THIS MORNING. 87 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:40,717 AND I AM TAKING HER OUT THIS AFTERNOON. 88 00:03:40,717 --> 00:03:43,092 AND I'VE GOT HER TONIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL 89 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:45,092 A PLAN! 90 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,008 YEAH, HOLD UP THERE, CHIP AND DALE. 91 00:03:52,717 --> 00:03:55,550 JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF ANYTHING 92 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,717 HAPPENS TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER, 93 00:03:57,717 --> 00:03:59,175 YOU'RE BOTH DEAD MEN. 94 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:04,050 WHICH IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A THREAT. 95 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:10,883 ALL RIGHT, EMMA. 96 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:13,758 I THINK WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING. 97 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:17,050 DO I REALLY NEED TO TAKE ALL THE BABY STUFF? 98 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:17,967 DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA BE GONE 99 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:20,008 FOR FOUR OR FIVE HOURS. 100 00:04:20,008 --> 00:04:21,508 JUST TAKE A DIAPER AND A BOTTLE. 101 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:22,550 ( chuckles ) 102 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:27,592 ( cell phone ringing ) 103 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:29,467 - ( beeps ) - HEY, MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 104 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:31,175 THIS PLAN IS NOT WORKING. 105 00:04:31,175 --> 00:04:33,342 I'M OUT OF FOOD, HER DIAPER'S HISTORY, 106 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:34,925 AND THE NEW ONE'S GONNA BLOW ANY MINUTE. 107 00:04:34,925 --> 00:04:36,342 AND APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME NEW RULE 108 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,508 ABOUT BRINGING BABIES INTO THE LOCKER ROOM. 109 00:04:38,508 --> 00:04:41,092 HEY, BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT A TOWEL ON OR SOMETHING? 110 00:04:41,092 --> 00:04:42,925 I GOT A BABY OVER HERE. 111 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:45,883 RUDE! YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE, NOW. 112 00:04:45,883 --> 00:04:47,842 I-- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. 113 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:50,050 OKAY, HANG ON ONE SECOND. 114 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:52,342 WHAT? OKAY. I'M ON MY WAY. OKAY? 115 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:54,842 ( scoffs ) 116 00:04:54,842 --> 00:04:57,050 WHY IS IT ALWAYS UP TO TUCKER 117 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:58,925 TO SAVE THE DAY? ( chuckles ) 118 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:00,967 ( cell phone rings ) 119 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,467 - HEY, TUCK, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I CANNOT DO THIS, OKAY? 120 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:05,800 I'VE GOT A LAP FULL OF PEE, AND IT ISN'T EVEN MINE. 121 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,633 HEY! I COULD REALLY USE A DIAPER OUT HERE 122 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,008 AND I KNOW ONE OF Y'ALL IS HOLDING. 123 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:14,717 $20 FOR A DIAPER, MISS. PLEASE? BABY OR SENIOR, 124 00:05:14,717 --> 00:05:16,883 AT THIS POINT, IT REALLY DON'T MATTER. WHERE YOU GOING? 125 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:21,883 I'M SORRY. I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 126 00:05:21,883 --> 00:05:23,050 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 127 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:24,717 Ben: YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 128 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:28,633 THOUGH I SHOULD REMIND YOU, COMPLETE STRANGER, 129 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:31,217 THAT WE'RE NOT A DAYCARE CENTER. 130 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:35,842 ( whispers ) I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM GETTING FIRED 131 00:05:35,842 --> 00:05:37,050 IF ANYONE FINDS OUT SHE'S REALLY MY BABY. 132 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:40,633 I'VE BEEN TELLING MY BOSS THE MOM'S OUTSIDE SMOKING 133 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:42,008 FOR THE LAST HOUR. 134 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,342 DOUBLE MARGARITA, ROCKS. 135 00:05:46,342 --> 00:05:48,925 SO, APPARENTLY, I'M A BAD MOM 136 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:50,175 WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM. 137 00:05:52,675 --> 00:05:53,925 WHAT THE HELL. 138 00:05:55,925 --> 00:05:57,342 I KNOW, I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 139 00:05:57,342 --> 00:05:59,008 I JUST HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT. 140 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:00,925 DON'T WORRY, EMMA. DADDY WILL FIGURE THIS OUT. 141 00:06:03,925 --> 00:06:06,508 AND HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. CAN YOU WATCH EMMA FOR A SEC? 142 00:06:09,425 --> 00:06:11,175 WOW. WOULDN'T HAVE PEGGED HER 143 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:13,008 FOR A PARENTING EXPERT. 144 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:16,175 PLEASE? HER NAME'S CHLOE. 145 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,425 SHE COMES IN EVERY SATURDAY FOR CRAB CAKES. 146 00:06:18,425 --> 00:06:20,092 AND IF YOU'VE EVER HAD OURS, 147 00:06:20,092 --> 00:06:22,883 YOU'D KNOW THAT'S NOT WHY SHE'S REALLY HERE. ( chuckles ) 148 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,467 OH, CRAPBALLS. 149 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:30,008 - HEY, BENJI. - HEY. 150 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:31,675 HAS ANYONE SEEN EMMA? 151 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:36,300 ( gasps ) OH, THERE SHE IS. 152 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,633 OH, WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE REALLY IS A GOOD HIDER. 153 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,842 MOM. 154 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:42,842 I GUESS I MISSED OUT ON THE PART OF THE PLAN 155 00:06:42,842 --> 00:06:44,425 WHERE SHE HANGS OUT WITH THE BAR SNACKS. 156 00:06:46,342 --> 00:06:48,842 OH, NO, THERE'S A BABY IN MY BEER NUTS. 157 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:54,717 SOMETHING CAME UP, OKAY? 158 00:06:54,717 --> 00:06:57,133 BUT LIKE ANY GOOD PLAN, I HAD A PLAN B, 159 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:59,008 ALSO KNOWN AS RILEY. 160 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:03,258 WORDS EVERY GIRL JUST LIVES TO HEAR. 161 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,508 SO AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE GOT THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL. 162 00:07:08,508 --> 00:07:11,675 - DID YOU WANT SOMETHING? - YEAH, I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT 163 00:07:11,675 --> 00:07:13,175 THAT SWEET LITTLE ANGEL'S FUTURE. 164 00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:15,592 I WAS THINKING ABOUT REDOING MY WILL-- 165 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,592 YOU KNOW, SETTING UP A COLLEGE SAVINGS ACCOUNT. 166 00:07:17,592 --> 00:07:20,008 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY CAN'T BE TOO PROACTIVE. 167 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:22,175 ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN TAKING THIS ESTATE PLANNING CLASS-- 168 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,425 OH MY GOD. 169 00:07:24,425 --> 00:07:26,842 I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA. 170 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:33,008 THAT RILEY SHOULD HELP YOU WITH YOUR ESTATE PLANNING, 171 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:35,675 THUS SAVING YOU MONEY AND GIVING HER SOME REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE? 172 00:07:35,675 --> 00:07:36,967 THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA. 173 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:40,508 WHY DON'T YOU TWO DISCUSS THAT WHILE I GO ON BREAK? 174 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:45,467 I ACTUALLY WAS GONNA SAY, "WHY DON'T WE ORDER SOME FRIED THINGS?" 175 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:47,925 BUT I LIKE HIS IDEA BETTER. 176 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,175 - GONNA FINISH THAT? - YEAH. 177 00:07:49,175 --> 00:07:50,592 OKAY. 178 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:05,467 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S OUT. 179 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:06,800 ( sighs ) THERE'S NOTHING CUTER 180 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,217 THAN A SLEEPING BABY. 181 00:08:08,217 --> 00:08:09,550 YEAH, IT'S WHEN THEY'RE AWAKE 182 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:10,758 YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR BACK. 183 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:14,300 YEAH, THEY SUCK YOU IN WITH THEIR CUTENESS 184 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:15,717 AND THEN ONCE THEY GOT YOU-- BAM! 185 00:08:15,717 --> 00:08:17,758 --FLUIDS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE. 186 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,175 OH. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE. 187 00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:24,800 UH, THIS IS PERFECT. 188 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,008 SO A LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS. 189 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,758 I KNOW IT WAS MY TURN WITH EMMA TONIGHT, 190 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,258 BUT CRAB CAKE CHLOE JUST INVITED ME OVER 191 00:08:31,258 --> 00:08:32,967 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BETTER, 192 00:08:32,967 --> 00:08:34,425 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 193 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,300 WELL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN TONIGHT. 194 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,842 - TOUGH BREAK, DAD. - I HOPE SHE LIKES KIDS. 195 00:08:41,842 --> 00:08:43,842 SO OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 196 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,300 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 197 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,675 DID YOU ALL MISS THE PART 198 00:08:51,675 --> 00:08:53,633 WHERE SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER? 199 00:08:55,175 --> 00:08:57,842 NO. BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY MISSED THE PART 200 00:08:57,842 --> 00:08:59,092 WHERE WE DON'T CARE. 201 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,675 AND ALSO THE PART 202 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:06,092 WHERE I HAD TO THROW OUT MY PANTS. 203 00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:10,300 PLEASE, GUYS? 204 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,675 I'LL BE QUICK. WELL, NOT THAT QUICK. 205 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:16,675 WELL, IF SOMEONE HADN'T ALREADY COMMITTED ME 206 00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:18,300 TO A FUN-FILLED EVENING 207 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,050 OF HELPING HIS MOTHER WITH HER WILL... 208 00:09:22,675 --> 00:09:24,550 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 209 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:27,633 SO PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME TO ASK FOR ANOTHER FAVOR. 210 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,467 BUT IF YOU COULD TRY TO WEDGE IN A WORD OR TWO 211 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,717 ABOUT HOW GREAT I'M DOING WITH EMMA, 212 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:32,342 YOU KNOW, HOW RESPONSIBLE I AM? 213 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:34,050 SO YOU WANT ME TO LIE? 214 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:37,217 LOOK, YOU'RE RIGHT. 215 00:09:37,217 --> 00:09:39,633 I SAID I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT AND I WILL. 216 00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:42,300 - I PROMISE. - GOOD MAN. 217 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,633 ( elevator dings ) 218 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:48,425 BUT YOU TWO, NOT SO FAST. 219 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:50,842 YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT. 220 00:09:50,842 --> 00:09:52,508 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 221 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,925 COME ON, GUYS. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON CHLOE 222 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:55,717 FOR, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS. 223 00:09:55,717 --> 00:09:57,425 OKAY, LOOK, YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL 224 00:09:57,425 --> 00:09:59,258 FROM THE EXTRA HAIR PRODUCT 225 00:09:59,258 --> 00:10:01,342 AND THE FACT THAT THE BIG GUY SHOWERED, 226 00:10:03,092 --> 00:10:04,717 THAT WE HAVE PLANS. 227 00:10:04,717 --> 00:10:06,175 SORRY, LITTLE BRO. 228 00:10:06,175 --> 00:10:07,925 WORK THIS ONE OUT ON YOUR OWN. 229 00:10:07,925 --> 00:10:09,717 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DO IT. 230 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:12,008 I'M INVOKING THE BRO CODE. 231 00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:20,092 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 232 00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:22,300 JUNE 21st, 2010, 233 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,508 WHO COVERED FOR YOU WHEN VANESSA CAUGHT YOU FLIRTING 234 00:10:24,508 --> 00:10:26,342 WITH THAT UNNATURALLY ENHANCED WAITRESS, HUH? 235 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,592 SENIOR YEAR, WHO TOLD JESSICA FELTSHANK 236 00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:31,258 THAT YOU WERE SICK IN BED WHEN, IN FACT, YOU WERE HAVING 237 00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:33,258 CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF HER SISTER IN OUR TREE HOUSE? 238 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,258 ANSWER TO BOTH? I DID. 239 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:41,550 FINE. JUST GO. 240 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,175 YES! DON'T WAIT UP. 241 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:48,467 AND REMEMBER, SHE NEEDS A SECOND BOTTLE AROUND 10:00. 242 00:10:53,592 --> 00:10:55,175 I HATE THAT CODE. 243 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,800 I LOVED THAT TREE HOUSE. 244 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:06,633 OH, DO YOU JUST BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WE WOULD BE HERE TOGETHER? 245 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,050 YEP. LIFE IS... ♪ FUNNY. ♪ 246 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,675 SO IF YOU HAVE ALL THE INFO, 247 00:11:12,675 --> 00:11:14,175 - WE SHOULD BE ABLE-- - OH, HERE. 248 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:20,092 I LIKE TO STAY ORGANIZED, SO I KEEP ALL MY IMPORTANT PAPERS TOGETHER. 249 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,967 OH, HONESTLY, RILEY, 250 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,925 WHERE DID I GO WRONG? 251 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:28,717 WOW, SO MANY WAYS TO GO WITH THAT. 252 00:11:28,717 --> 00:11:30,633 I MEANT WITH BEN. 253 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,717 WELL, I THINK HE TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT. 254 00:11:33,717 --> 00:11:35,592 IN FACT, 255 00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:37,508 HE'S ONE OF THE MOST RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MEN 256 00:11:37,508 --> 00:11:39,508 - I'VE EVER MET. - OH. 257 00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:42,300 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE DRINKING BEFORE THIS MEETING. 258 00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:46,925 WELL, HE IS SITTING AT HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT 259 00:11:46,925 --> 00:11:49,008 TAKING CARE OF HIS DAUGHTER. 260 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,550 THAT SOUNDS AWFULLY RESPONSIBLE TO ME. 261 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,592 HI. 262 00:11:53,592 --> 00:11:55,550 FOR YOU, AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GOOD 263 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,967 BECAUSE IT'S FROM A PLACE I CAN'T PRONOUNCE AND IT HAS A CORK. 264 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,758 NICE. I'LL GET SOME GLASSES. 265 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,967 - ALL RIGHT. - MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 266 00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:09,425 WOW, YOUR PLACE IS REALLY... 267 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:11,925 EFFICIENT. 268 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,467 SO IS THERE A SEPARATE... 269 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,467 SLEEPING AREA? 270 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,633 THE FUTON FLIPS OUT INTO A BED. 271 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:21,467 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS TOO FORWARD 272 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,133 BY ASKING YOU TO COME OVER. 273 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,550 FORWARD IS MY FAVORITE DIRECTION. 274 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,633 SO MANY GUYS GET THE WRONG IDEA. 275 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:30,550 THEY JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU WANT TO HOOK UP. 276 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,217 IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET A GUY 277 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:33,550 WHO'S NOT LIKE THAT. 278 00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:41,925 SEE, THE TROUBLE WITH BEN IS, 279 00:12:41,925 --> 00:12:43,508 HE'S EXACTLY LIKE HIS FATHER, 280 00:12:43,508 --> 00:12:45,092 DANNY SR. 281 00:12:45,092 --> 00:12:47,342 ( groans ) NOW THERE WAS A MAN 282 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:50,008 WHO WAS CLINICALLY ALLERGIC TO RESPONSIBILITY. 283 00:12:52,258 --> 00:12:54,092 I LIKED MR. WHEELER. 284 00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:55,592 GOD, HE ALWAYS PUT ON THE BEST 285 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,467 4th OF JULY FIREWORKS DISPLAYS. 286 00:12:57,467 --> 00:13:00,842 HE HAS NO EYEBROWS, AND ONLY FOUR FINGERS ON HIS RIGHT HAND. 287 00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,425 I WAS LUCKY HE COULD SIGN 288 00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:06,967 THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 289 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,508 ( sighs ) 290 00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:10,425 BUT WITH A FATHER LIKE THAT, 291 00:13:10,425 --> 00:13:13,842 IT MEANT THAT I HAD TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE PARENT. 292 00:13:13,842 --> 00:13:16,175 THE ROLE MODEL. 293 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:17,967 WHO'S LARRY HOFFMAN? 294 00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:19,133 WHAT? WHY? NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF-- 295 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,550 NO NO NO, GIVE ME THAT. 296 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,800 - ( chuckling ) - GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE IT! 297 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,467 THAT'S FUNNY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, 298 00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:29,508 BECAUSE IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU TWO WERE MARRIED 299 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:33,383 IN VEGAS WHEN YOU WERE 18. 300 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,967 I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR FUTON. 301 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,383 I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE IMPRESSION 302 00:13:38,383 --> 00:13:41,133 - THAT I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS. - MY ONLY IMPRESSION SO FAR 303 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,425 IS THAT YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LIAR. 304 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:45,133 WHICH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT 305 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,258 - IS A GOOD THING. - HUH? 306 00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:49,175 I MEAN, WHO'D WANT TO GO OUT WITH A GOOD LIAR? 307 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,383 ( chuckles ) NOT ME. 308 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:54,300 DEFINITELY SOMETHING FOR THE PLUS COLUMN. 309 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,383 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO 310 00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:59,175 - TO HELP THAT TOTAL-- - THERE MIGHT BE 311 00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:01,342 ONE OR TWO THINGS. 312 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,383 THAT'S NOT YOUR BABY, IS IT? 313 00:14:04,383 --> 00:14:07,425 WHAT? OH GOD, NO. COULD YOU IMAGINE? 314 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,633 SHOOT ME. ( chuckles ) 315 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,383 IT'S MY SISTER'S. 316 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,425 - WHY? - OH, NO REASON. 317 00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:15,425 - SHE'S CUTE. - ( chuckles ) 318 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,175 GOOD NIGHT, EMMA. 319 00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:22,425 HEY, TUCK, I WAS THINKING. 320 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:24,592 THERE'S REALLY NO REASON WE BOTH NEED TO STAY IN TONIGHT, 321 00:14:24,592 --> 00:14:25,758 SO I'M OUT OF HERE. 322 00:14:31,425 --> 00:14:33,258 SO I DIVORCED LARRY, 323 00:14:33,258 --> 00:14:35,508 I RUSHED HOME AND I MARRIED DANNY SR, 324 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,050 WHICH IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 325 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:41,300 SO, ODDLY, IF THIS HADN'T HAPPENED, 326 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,925 YOUR TWO GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN CREATED. 327 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,550 HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY TATTOOS? 328 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:49,258 I'M TALKING ABOUT DANNY AND BEN. 329 00:14:49,258 --> 00:14:51,175 YOUR SONS NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN. 330 00:14:51,175 --> 00:14:53,217 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT, 331 00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:54,550 BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU COULD TRY IT 332 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,300 WITHOUT THE SLEDGEHAMMER. 333 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,383 EVEN I CAN TELL 334 00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,883 THAT YOU'RE BEING ESPECIALLY HARD ON BEN LATELY. 335 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:03,050 I MEAN, I KNOW HE'D HATE ME 336 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,883 FOR TELLING YOU THIS, 337 00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:06,300 BUT HE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP. 338 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,633 WELL, I AM TRYING TO. 339 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:10,050 - HE WON'T LET ME. - MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH 340 00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:12,133 THE "I TOLD YOU SO" THAT ALWAYS COMES WITH IT. 341 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,883 WELL, I'M A MOTHER. IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL. 342 00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:17,300 WELL, YOU DIDN'T GET TO BE A MOM 343 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,842 WITHOUT MAKING A FEW MISTAKES, MRS. HOFFMAN. 344 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,175 SO, MAYBE IF YOU COULD ADMIT 345 00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:24,550 THAT YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS SO PERFECT 346 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,675 BEN COULD ADMIT THAT HE NEEDS HELP. 347 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,342 YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA LET IT GO, ARE YOU? 348 00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:30,342 NOT UNTIL YOU GO TALK TO HIM. 349 00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:32,550 HE NEEDS YOU. 350 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,925 THANKS, RILEY. 351 00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:37,508 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE TURNED OUT TO BE 352 00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,925 A PRETTY SMART YOUNG LADY. 353 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:42,342 I THINK YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE A GO OF THIS. 354 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,175 - BEING A LAWYER? - NO, KEEPING THE WEIGHT OFF. 355 00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:45,508 YOU BARELY TOUCHED THE CHEESE BOARD. 356 00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:52,675 BEN HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK. 357 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,258 BEN? 358 00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:05,967 OH HEY, PRINCESS. 359 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,550 OH, YOU'RE TAKING A NAP. 360 00:16:09,883 --> 00:16:11,633 HEY, BIG GUY, THERE'S REALLY NO REASON 361 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:14,050 WE BOTH NEED TO STAY IN TONIGHT, RIGHT? 362 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,092 SO, UM, SEE YOU! 363 00:16:21,008 --> 00:16:22,425 HELLO? 364 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,050 IS ANYONE HERE? 365 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,133 BEN? 366 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,467 DANNY? THE OTHER ONE? 367 00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:37,300 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOTHER 368 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,217 OF ALL "I TOLD YOU SO"S. 369 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,217 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 370 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,883 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT EMMA. 371 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,925 OF COURSE. 372 00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,758 MARRIED, GAY, COMMITMENT ISSUES-- 373 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,342 IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. 374 00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:56,258 NO NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 375 00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:59,258 EMMA'S MY DAUGHTER. I HAVE A DAUGHTER. 376 00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:00,758 SHE WAS THAT LITTLE GIRL AT THE BAR TODAY. 377 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,675 LOOK, I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. 378 00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:04,383 I GUESS I WAS JUST AFRAID THAT I WOULDN'T BE HERE 379 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:05,883 DOING THIS WITH YOU NOW IF I HAD. 380 00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:09,342 HEY, IT'S OKAY. 381 00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,008 IT'S ACTUALLY ANOTHER THING 382 00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:12,467 FOR THE PLUS COLUMN. 383 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,925 - REALLY? - REALLY. 384 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,425 DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER PICTURE? 385 00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:20,842 - SURE. - ( chuckles ) 386 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,925 I THINK SHE ROLLED OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS MORNING. 387 00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:27,008 - ( chuckles ) - YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL CALL 388 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:28,342 AND CHECK IN AND THEN I'LL BE FINE. 389 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,800 - ( rings ) - ( dance music playing ) 390 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,508 DANNY, WHERE ARE YOU? 391 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,633 HEY, MAN. I JUST MET A COUPLE OF MY NEW TEAMMATES 392 00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:38,717 - OUT FOR A DRINK. - Ben: Where's Emma? 393 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:41,133 OH, SHE'S TOTALLY CONKED OUT. TUCKER HAS IT COVERED. 394 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,633 ( laughs ) 395 00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,300 I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- 396 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,633 NEVER MIND. TWO SECONDS. 397 00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:50,883 HEY, TUCK, I WAS JUST-- 398 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:52,883 - ( bowling pins clatter ) - ARE YOU BOWLING? 399 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:54,633 WHERE'S EMMA?! 400 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,758 - OH. I GOTTA GO. - ( beeps ) 401 00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,925 EMMA, IT'S OKAY, DADDY'S HERE. 402 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,133 OH MY GOD, EMMA, WHERE ARE YOU? 403 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,258 OH MY GOD. NO NO NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 404 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,842 - OH MY GOD. - LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 405 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,508 EMMA. THANK GOD YOU'RE OKAY. 406 00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:19,550 I AM SO SO SORRY. ( sighs ) 407 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,175 I THOUGHT I MIGHT NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 408 00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:25,842 I NEVER WANT YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT, EVER. OKAY? 409 00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:28,758 I'M THE WORST FATHER IN THE WORLD. 410 00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:35,050 RILEY, CAN YOU TAKE EMMA? 411 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,508 COME HERE, BABY. 412 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,633 I'M READY. LET ME HAVE IT. 413 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,633 BUT JUST KNOW THAT NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO ME 414 00:18:57,633 --> 00:19:00,633 CAN BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT I'M ALREADY SAYING TO MYSELF. 415 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:04,467 ACTUALLY, BEN. 416 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,217 ALL I WANTED TO SAY 417 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,675 IS THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU. 418 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:10,050 ( sniffles ) 419 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:13,550 DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE MY BABY GOT LEFT ALONE? 420 00:19:15,717 --> 00:19:18,217 I ONCE LEFT DANNY AT A WAL-MART WHEN HE WAS TWO. 421 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,633 - WHAT HAPPENED? - HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. 422 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:24,842 ( mouths ) 423 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:32,883 MY POINT-- I MADE MISTAKES. 424 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:34,883 BUT THAT FEELING? 425 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,425 THAT GUT-WRENCHING, 426 00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:39,008 HEART-STOPPING, 427 00:19:39,008 --> 00:19:40,925 IF-ANYTHING- HAPPENS-TO-MY-CHILD- 428 00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:42,425 I-THINK-I-WILL-DIE FEELING-- 429 00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:44,342 WHAT YOU JUST HAD-- THAT? 430 00:19:44,342 --> 00:19:47,883 THAT IS WHAT LET'S YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PARENT. 431 00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:50,258 AND, HONEY, I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DO ANYTHING 432 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,425 TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER FEEL THAT AGAIN. 433 00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:57,425 SO CONGRATULATIONS, 434 00:19:57,425 --> 00:19:59,508 NOW YOU'RE A DAD. 435 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,633 AND I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE A PRETTY GREAT ONE. 436 00:20:07,092 --> 00:20:08,508 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 437 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,425 I KNOW I SAID I GOT THIS, 438 00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:13,425 BUT I JUST SO DON'T GOT THIS. 439 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,633 - EMMA! - WELL, IF IT ISN'T-- 440 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,883 ME STANDING HERE, TALKING TO MYSELF. 441 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,175 IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 442 00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:24,717 SHE'S GOT THREE BOYS FAWNING OVER HER. 443 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,133 WORKS FOR MOST GIRLS. 444 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,800 EMMA, I AM SO SORRY. 445 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,883 THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 446 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,425 Ben: GUYS, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 447 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:37,050 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. 448 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,550 BUT I THINK WE COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME HELP. 449 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:41,675 I NEED YOU, MOM. 450 00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:48,050 WAIT FOR IT. 451 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,967 I TOLD YOU SO. 452 00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:56,342 BABY'S AT THE READY. 453 00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,592 OH, YEAH. 454 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,592 IN THREE, TWO, 455 00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:02,508 ONE, ROLL! 456 00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:03,675 COME ON, EMMA, COME HERE! 457 00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:05,217 - ROLL! - COME ON, EMMA. ROLL TO DADDY. 458 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:07,217 - ROLL ROLL ROLL. - Dan: THIS WAY, LEAD WITH YOUR HEAD. 459 00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:09,592 ( all chattering ) 460 00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,300 All: OH! 461 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,092 ARE YOU KIDDING? EMMA. 462 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:15,342 OH. 463 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,633 - DOUBLE OR NOTHING? - YOU'RE ON. 464 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,675 - ( laughing ) - GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS. 465 00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:21,342 IT'S TIME FOR BABY ROLL.33486

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