All language subtitles for The.Courtship.of.Eddies.Father.S03E19.Its.All.Write.With.Me.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-BTN_track3_[eng]

[ducks quacking]

[Eddie] Billy Gerber's mother

keeps sayin' that chicken
soup is very healthy.

[Tom] Well, it's supposed to be.

[Eddie] It doesn't do
the chicken any good.

[Tom chuckles] That's true.

[Eddie] Do you think that's
fair to the chickens?

[Tom] Well, yes, Eddie, I do.

Nature has provided

for us in many ways.

Givin' us chickens is one of them.

[Eddie] And chickens give us eggs.

[Tom] Mm-hmm. They sure do.

[Eddie] But chickens come from eggs.

[Tom] Right.

[Eddie] Which came first?
The chicken or the egg?

[Tom] Not even a father can answer that.

["Best friend" by Nilsson]

♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪

♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪

♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪

♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪

♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪

♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪

♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪

♪ Or whether
we're talkin' son to son ♪

♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪

♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪

♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪

♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪

♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪

[scatting]

Tina, what are you doin' here?

What's he really like?

- Peter Stowe?
- Yeah.

Well, you must remember
it's been a long time

since I've seen him, but
when I was in college

he was always broke, never
had a clean shave.

But he was the writer in
residence at your school.

Well, Peter Stowe is Peter Stowe

whether he's in residence or not.

You know, sometimes he
would make lectures

sometimes he wouldn't, but
he never missed a party.

Mr. Corbett, I don't wanna
hear about that Peter Stowe

I wanna hear about the man
who wrote "The Human Cry"

and "Decline of the Stars"
and "The Last Child."

Well, Tina, I don't want
to disillusion you

but I think we're talking
about the same person.

Mr. Corbett, do you think
the article he writes

for you will be filled
with social significance

and s-searching commentary
and human compassion?

Well, I certainly hope so.

Or I'm not gonna pay him.

Mr. Corbett, how can you talk about such

a great man so casually?

[Peter] Corbett! Tom Corbett.

Is that him?

Thomas Corbett, Managing Director.

Well, look at us.
Mr. Establishment.

Tucked behind your lunch
and your paper work

and your, your secretary.

Pete, it's good to see you.

- It's lucky, lucky to see me.
- Lucky, lucky.

Because I hate elevators, Thomas.

I hate... Why can't executives
settle for the ground floor?

What?
And undermine our status?

Who is this?

Oh, pardon me, yes, may I introduce

one of your most devout

and loyal fans, Miss Tina Rickles.

Mr. Stowe, I just, you have no idea

what a thrill this is for me.

I have read every single
one of your books

and I absolutely agree
that we are caught

- in a fierce struggle...
- Tina...

...with the cosmic
forces of evil that are

constantly trying to engulf us

and we are confided with the
overwhelming task of--

- Tina?
- I, I'm sorry.

I, just seeing you, I, I
just got carried away.

Yeah, well, that's, uh,
yeah, that's, uh...

completely under-understandable.

- Thank you.
- And, and...

I wanted to tell you that I

just adore the way that you

uh, that you agree with
everything I say.

- Thank you.
- Tina.

Lunch.

Oh, um, goodbye, for now.

Well, what can I say, except
thank you very much.

She will not be the same for two weeks.

Animal magnetism.

[chuckles] You know somethin', Tom?

It is good to see you.

Pete, it's very good to see you too.

And I would like to thank you
for accepting that article

because, uh, frankly I
didn't think you would.

You know somethin', Tom,
I'm not very often

in this part of the world.

But the '70s and beyond, that's
a highly provocative idea

for a magazine article.

I like it. Really do.

Give me a chance maybe to shake
up some of your readers.

That's exactly what I want you to do.

And what I wanted to do is to see you.

See what kind of a mess
you'd made of your life.

Maybe shake you up a little bit.

Pete, I don't know what
I was worried about.

You haven't changed at all.
I mean, at all.

[chuckles] Look who's talking.

Slim, trim, fashionable.

And management all the way.

Heartless editor of a college magazine.

Now the heartless editor

of a money-making machine.

You are a commercial colossus.

And, Pete, you are outrageous.

You will say anything
to swing an invitation

to dinner, won't you?

Well, in any case, there I was

in the middle of a bullring

before thousands and
thousands of Spaniards.

- Wow.
- Would you like more coffee?

No, thank you.

Mr. Eddie's father?

No, thank you, Mrs. Livingston.

[speaking Japanese]

How's his accent, Mrs. Livingston?

Oh, it is excellent.

One would think he was Japanese.

Well, I-I lived, uh...

near this girl in Tokyo, uh, for a year.

She was a remarkable teacher.

Mm-hmm.

What about Spain?

Well, eh, in Spain as it happens

I met a very fine teacher there--

No, I mean, how'd you get
in, inside the bullring?

Oh, well, inside the bullring.

Let's just say I was feeling
quite healthy and--

Stimulating your corpuscles.

Yes, uh, stimulating my corps...

And what I did, Eddie, what I did was

feeling as healthy as I was feeling

I just leaped right over the fence

and there I was in the
middle of the bullring

with thousands of people around me.

What happened?

As everybody was yelling "Ole! Ole!"

- So I pulled a Cordobes.
- What's that?

Now, Cordobes is a very famous
and brave Spanish bullfighter.

And what he does, see, he
gets down on his knees

and he walks up to the bull.

He looks him in the eye, and
bumps him in the nose.

You did that?

- I did that.
- How'd the bull feel about it?

Somehow the bull knew
that I wasn't Cordobes.

What happened?

Well, I began to realize
that I could be killed.

So, what I did...

And I jumped right over the fence again.

And I left Spain the next day.

Oh, where did you finish your book?

On a Greek island, where the
most aggressive animal

was a lame old goat that
you would've loved.

A goat?

[laughs]

Why, you've really done a
lot of exciting things

and been in a lot of neat places.

Yes, I have, my boy.

That old goat.

Being a writer is really
somethin', isn't it, dad?

Yes, it is, sport, if you're a good one.

And Pete is a good one.

You know, in college your
father was considered

to be a very fine writer himself.

- You were?
- I did a little writing, sport.

But nothing important.

He wrote half a novel, Eddie.

Yeah, I remember.

And it was very, very, good.

It was considered to be...

...ahead of its time, if
you know what I mean.

You never told me anything
about you writing a book.

Well, probably because, uh...

...that was ancient history, sport.

Oh.

Boy, Pete had some exciting life, huh?

Oh, he sure has.

Are all those things he
told us really true?

Yes, I imagine they are.

I think he's probably done
a lot of other things

that he hasn't told us about too.

How come you never became a writer?

Well, I thought of it once.

And there was a time that I
thought it might have been

a very exciting kind of a life.

Then why didn't you finish your book?

Oh, I don't know.

I found a job that I,
I liked an awful lot

and then I married your mother.

And then, hey, you came along, right?

So, I figured, well, maybe life
is exciting enough as it is.

Let's see your mouth. Attaboy.

You mean, if you had become a writer

you would never have gotten married.

It's hard to know what you'd do
if you'd done something else.

If you wouldn't've married, I
wouldn't have come along.

Mm-hmm. That's right.
You wouldn't have.

- Well, I'm glad to be here.
- Yeah, me too.

I'd really like to read
your book sometime.

Well, it's really only half a book

and I don't even know where it is.

Too bad.

You know, it's probably
just as well. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

♪♪

- Tina.
- Uh-huh.

Tina, it is I, Tom Corbett.

- Oh, hi, Mr. Corbett.
- Hello, Tina.

What are you reading
that's so absorbing?

- Maybe we should print it.
- I think we should.

It's a copy of your novel.

- My novel?
- Well, your half novel.

- May I see that please?
- Uh-huh.

- Tina, where did you get this?
- From Peter Stowe.

He said to give it to you
when you came back.

- Did he?
- Mm-hmm.

Did he also tell you to read it?

Uh-huh. He said I would
love it. And I do.

Where, uh, where is Mr. Stowe?

In that office that you gave him.

Yes, that was my second mistake.

- What was your first?
- Hiring him.

♪♪

[Peter] Hi, Tom.

What is that?

That's, uh, that's a manuscript.
You gave me that to read.

- Yes, ten years ago.
- Yeah, well, I read it.

And we discussed it, and you copped out.

No, I got busy.
Busy, you understand?

Yeah, well, fortunately for
you I never throw away

good friends, good management.

Then maybe you should've given
it back to that good friend

instead of to his secretary to read.

Uh, did she like it?

What does that have to do with it?

- Come on, now, did she like it?
- Well, uh, yes, she did.

Well, uh, you see, we both
know she likes good writing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, look, Pete.

If I was not destined to
remain in your hall of fame

I would think that at least

you could've quietly returned it to me.

So you could quietly put it
in your bottom desk drawer?

Yeah, well, that's where
it's gonna end up anyway.

I just wanted you to have
another opinion besides mine.

I mean, I just wanted to encourage you.

Ten years ago, that was
ahead of its time.

Today however, I don't know,
when you finish it...

What do you mean when I finish it?

Yes, finish it.
Because it's good!

Now, I've made a few
notes in the margin.

- A couple of suggestions.
- No.

- Give you a few ideas.
- No, no, Pete!

Pete, you don't understand,
I don't have time

to finish a novel.

What are you doing that's so important?

I'm running a magazine.

A lot of guys

can put out a magazine.

Not as well as you can.

But they can still put it out.

The thing is, they can't all write.

- Oh, Pete--
- As well as you.

Well, Tom, listen to me.

You've got something to say, man!

You've said half of it,
say the rest of it.

Alright, I'm an editor.
I'm not a writer.

A lot of men have started new
careers later in life than you.

Gogan, he was a banker.

Schweitzer, Schweitzer was an organist.

- Ronald Regan.
- Oh, come on, now!

Are you suggesting that I just, I
just throw everything over now

and take off for some Greek isle?

Start playing with a lame goat?

Well, Eddie would love it.

Boy, you really are a
mover, now, aren't you?

First, first you disorient my secretary

then you charm my housekeeper.

At least, I didn't disorient her.

Captivate my son, and now

you're trying to get me to
change my life around.

No wonder, you can't
stay in any one place

for any long period of time.

They won't let you.

Why don't you just take the manuscript

read it, maybe finish it.

And then we'll talk about it.

Why don't you finish your article for me

and then we'll see what happens.

- I'm working on my article.
- Is that right?

- Yes.
- Is that right?

Well, then tell me something, Peter!

- What is all this?
- This is all clay.

You see, when I'm working,
and I'm, I'm anxiety-ridden

I work in clay, it relaxes me.

- Does it really?
- Yeah.

- Well, I don't believe that.
- Well, it's true.

Now, look at you, standing there
all uptight and nervous.

- And me, me, calm, relaxed.
- Calm, relaxed, huh.

Why don't you take your
manuscript? Take it!

Read what you've wrot.

- Read what I've wrot?
- Yeah.

[Tom] Hello everybody!

Hi, dad!

Hi, Mrs. Livingston, how are you?

Well, hey, you've given
up doing homework

before dinner, have you?

Oh, you have? Come on, now,
where's your homework?

- It's right there.
- Ah.

I was talking to Mrs. Livingston.

Oh, I see.

Hey, what's that?

This is, uh, half of a novel.

- Yours?
- Mm-hmm.

Pete found a copy of it.

Is it any good?

Well, it's not half bad,
if I say so myself.

You writing a book, Mr. Eddie's father?

No, no, I'm...

Well, uh...

I haven't really decided yet.

- Well, I think you should, dad.
- Oh, you do?

Yeah, that way we could go to Greece

and Spain and even
Japan, just like Pete.

Yeah, well, let's not get
ahead of ourselves, okay?

No, I'd really like that.

You know, now that I'm here
you could take me with you.

Oh, well, there's a lot more to
it than just taking off, sport.

Yeah, but you could finish the book.

- And it could happen.
- Anything could happen.

I mean, if Gogan can do it...

And Schweitzer can do it...

Regan can do it...

Corbett can do it.

[intercom buzzes]

Yes, Tina?

[Tina]
Mr. Corbett, it's 5:20.

Hmm.
Thank you.

- Thank you, Tina.
- Good luck!

Thank you.

Mr. Corbett, I want you to know that

I really admire what you're doing.

- Thank you, Tina.
- Just keep going at it.

- Yes, I will.
- And I know you can do it.

Well, please stop encouraging me.

You're undermining my confidence.

Ah, the night shift!

Well, the day shift doesn't seem to be

accomplishing much writing, huh?

Well, you can judge my progress
by the progress of the castle.

You see, when the castle is all done...

- my article will be finished.
- Oh, is that the way it works?

Well, look, don't interrupt my
rhythm, routine or momentum

or I'm never gonna get any
part of this book finished.

You know, I really admire
what you're doing.

It's too late.
I've already been admired.

How's it coming?

Well, I must say, I admire myself.

Of course, it's a little

difficult to maintain the discipline.

Yeah, I understand that.

But I do like this office.
It's a good place to work.

I've tried.

- Only kidding!
- Ha ha!

[knock at door]

Come in.

Mr. Corbett, New York is calling.

Well, just tell them I've gone
for the day, will you, Tina?

But they said it was very important.

Tina, if I made an exception

for everything that was important

I would never finish this book.

- Oh, yeah, I'll tell them that.
- No, Tina...

Just tell them I'll be
back tomorrow, okay?

Okay.

Well, good evening, Mrs. Livingston.

Mr. Eddie's father.

Oh, sorry I'm so late.

I was working on my book, and
lost all track of time.

Oh, I see.

Everything alright?

Well, yes.

Yes, uh, but?

Well, we were expecting you
home to go with Eddie

to his open house at school.

Tonight? I...

I thought that was tomorrow.

No, it was tonight.

I called you at office,
but there was no answer.

I was working in the
one without a phone.

- Yes, I thought so.
- Well, did you take him?

Oh, yes.

Was he upset?

No, he was not upset

but I know he would rather
go with his father.

But he understand that you're very busy

and he also understand it is necessary.

Thank you, Mrs. Livingston.

What I've done, really

is to shut out the world as
much as I possibly can.

[Peter] You have to shut out the world

if you want to get anything done.

Especially you.
Situation like this.

Mm-hmm. That's okay for the world

but for Eddie, huh?

No, no.

I thought you said Eddie understood.

He does understand, it's just...

I don't like it.

You really want to spend a
lot of time with Eddie?

Then finish the novel,
and get it published.

That is no guarantee of success.
Now you know that.

[Peter] There's no chance
of success otherwise.

You've worked very hard on this thing

and what you've done is good

so why toss the whole thing away now?

The hard part starts now.

It's painful, it's lonely,
requires a lot of discipline.

But the point is, you've got talent.

So you ought to use it.

You should've used it years ago.

Maybe.

But...

...I don't know.

Oh, I do know.

♪♪

Well, good evening.

May I ask what you're
doing up so late? Hmm?

I've been writing a story
under the covers.

- Under the covers?
- Yeah, with my flashlight.

With your flashlight, huh?

I hope you don't do that too often.

No, it's the first time
I've ever done it.

Is that right?

Never read a comic book
or anything like that

under the light, huh? Huh?

Well, I mean, the first time

I've ever written anything.

Oh, I see, written anything.

Mm-hmm. Well, don't do it too often.

Okay. It's my first story.
You want to hear it?

Oh, since it's your first story.

- Yes, I'd like to hear it.
- Okay.

Hop on.

♪♪

- Start.
- Okay.

"The Big Shootout at Tombstone Gulch.

By Eddie Corbett."

How does that sound?

That sounds just marvelous,
particularly, the author's name.

Eddie Corbett. Very good.

"It was just about noon time

"when the whole thing started to happen.

"Rick Bradley was the sheriff.

"He was walking along the street

with his hand near his six-shooter."

I wanted to say poisoned
over his six-shooter

but I didn't know how spell it.

"Poisoned?"
I think you mean...

Poised over his six-shooter, huh?

Yeah.

Well, look, here.

"Poised." Okay?

- Alright.
- There you go.

Okay.

"When all of a sudden, Blackjack Bingam

"rode around the corner, on a sort of

brown horse with a mustache."

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Who had the mustache?
Blackjack Bingam or the horse?

- Sounds like the horse, huh?
- Yes, it does, doesn't it?

It'd be better if Blackjack shaved.

- You think so?
- Yeah.

Well, that's your decision, of course.

You're the author.

- Okay.
- Okay.

I think I better work on
this a little bit more

before I read it to you.

Alright. Okay.

You know, writing a story
is pretty hard, isn't it?

Uh-huh. And not as easy
as people think it is.

Yeah. How you doin'?

Oh, I'm doin' alright.

I'm still making a few decisions myself.

You'll figure 'em out.

Oh, thank you, I hope so.

And even if you don't, it's
nice to have you home.

But it's nice to be home.

And don't worry about me.

You know, the other night,
when Mrs. Livingston and I

went to the open house?

Yeah.

Well, she said that fathers make

sacrifices for their sons

and sons should make
sacrifices for their dads.

- Is that what she said?
- Yeah.

And I'm not really making
a sacrifice for you.

I just want you to do what you're doing.

Okay. I'll just go ahead, and
I'll do what I'm doing.

And I think it's time
for you to go to bed.

- Okay.
- And...

I love you.

I love you too, dad.

♪♪

Hey... no more flashlights.

Okay.

♪♪

[doorbell buzzing]

Well, you only deliver
castles at this hour?

Well, I thought Eddie might like it.

He'll love it.

- Nice, huh?
- It's beautiful.

And I thought you might like this.

Oh, that's beautiful too.
The article.

The '70s and beyond.

You did it in a hurry, didn't you?

Well, I thought you were
getting a little nervous

so I wrapped it up.

More importantly...

How are you doing?

Fine. I, uh...

I had a number of decisions
to make, and, uh...

- I made 'em.
- Good. Very good.

I'm gonna stop writing the
book, right where it is.

You're kidding me, right?

Mm-mm.

To quote a number of other writers...

"I couldn't be more serious."

Well, wait a minute, Tom, you can't...

- You can't stop now.
- Oh, yes, I can. Yes, I can.

As a matter of fact, Pete,
I did it once before.

- Yeah, but then--
- I-I-I...

I didn't know the reason, Pete.

I'm just sorry it took so
long to find the reason.

Well, what was the reason?

I want to do something else.

Pete, try to understand something.

I don't want to isolate myself.

I don't want to shut myself out.

I like my job.
I feel it's very worthwhile.

And, it puts me in a position of hiring

talented people like you.

Alright, I may never
fight a bull in Spain.

Nor an old golden Greece, or live, uh...

near a girl in Tokyo.

That's alright.
You should do it, Pete.

You really should, because it's you.

But not me.

Because it isn't my style.

Hey, Pete, come on.

Surely, if anybody can
understand, you can.

Well, look, if you, uh...

...if you say so.

I say so.

And I do want to thank you very much.

For your encouragement.

And your enthusiasm...

...and your craziness.

♪♪

But, Pete, I say so.

♪♪

Wow! What's that for?

That, fast daddy, is for you.

[Tom] Well, look, uh, sport,
don't you think, maybe

you ought to look at it tomorrow?

- Oh, why don't you let him--
- No, no.

He's got to get some sleep.
You don't realize, he just--

How much longer am I
going to be here? Huh?

You know how people are with me.

Always trying to get rid
of me, let him stay up.

Pushy, pushy, pushy!

- Alright.
- Listen, Eddie.

I modeled this after a very,
very famous castle in France.

- Wow! Were you really here?
- Was I?

I stayed right in 14A
and 14B in this tower.

Did it have a moat?

Did it have a moat?

[Tom] Uh, did it have a moat?

Yeah, well, I think, I
left the moat in the cab.

Could you swim in it?

Could you swim in the moat, Eddie?

Yeah.

Dad, what's paper made out of?

Well, it could be made
out of many things.

Usually they use wood.

You mean, books were once trees?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

What kind of trees?

Well, different kinds.

What kind would you use for a book?

Well, that depends.

For a comic book, I'd use a peanut bush.

[chuckles] Not bad.

Alright, how about an encyclopedia?

I think maybe a very serious oak.

How about a telephone book?

If there's a chance to save some
trees and help ecology, dad

I'd use the wood from telephone poles.

- Really?
- Yeah.

[Tom] Well, then, where would you
string all the telephone lines?

It's not easy to help ecology, is it?

♪ People let me tell you
about my best friend ♪

♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪

♪ People let me tell you
about my best friend ♪

♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪

♪ People let me tell you
about my best friend ♪

♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪

♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪

♪ People let me tell you
about him he's so much fun ♪

♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪

♪ Or whether
we're talking son to son ♪

♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪

♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪