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[Eddie] God made all this in seven days?
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[Tom] No, Eddie, no.
He made it in six days.
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On the seventh day, He rested.
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[Eddie] He deserved it.
He did a terrific job.
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[Tom] Um-hmm. Yeah, he did, Eddie.
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[Eddie] God must be neato.
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[Tom] Oh! You can say that, Eddie.
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[Eddie] Super neato.
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[Tom] You can say that too.
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[Eddie] Why do people go
to different churches?
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[Tom] Well, because they believe
in different ways, Eddie.
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[Eddie] But we're all
the same, aren't we?
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[Tom] Well, yes. We all
believe in the same things.
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But in different ways.
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[Eddie] Yeah. He's super neato, alright.
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[Tom] Oh, how do you figure that, sport?
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[Eddie] Well, I mean to take care
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of all those different people
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with all of our different ways.
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[Tom] Well, you're
getting very thoughtful
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for an eight-year-old boy, Eddie.
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[Eddie] Well, that's 'cause I'm trying
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to commune with nature.
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[Tom] Oh, I see.
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Oh, you're a good soul, Eddie.
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[Eddie] You're pretty
neato yourself, dad.
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[Tom] Well, thank you.
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[Eddie] Anytime, champ.
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[Tom] I love you, Eddie.
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[Eddie] I know. That's God.
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[theme song]
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪
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♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪
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♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
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♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪
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♪ Or whether
we're talking son to son ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
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♪ Yeah he's my best friend ♪
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♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra ra pa ra ♪
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♪ Pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
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[scatting]
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- Eddie.
- Hmm?
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Did you finish your science notebook?
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No.
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Why?
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'Cause I'm worrying.
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What about?
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Dad's lawsuit.
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It is very small lawsuit
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and he has a good lawyer
on the magazine.
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But if he doesn't, maybe
he'll have to go to jail.
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Now, your father told you
that was not possible.
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Well, maybe he just told it
to me, so I wouldn't worry.
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- Eddie, homework!
- Okay.
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Look, Mrs. Livingston, I've been
having too much homework lately.
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Oh, Eddie, your father told
you if you don't finish
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you cannot go to the Japanese
fair with me tomorrow.
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Hello, everybody!
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[Eddie] Dad!
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Alley, hey, up!
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- Did you win?
- Yes! We won.
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[Norman] Well, Norman,
how about a drink?
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Boy, I thought I'd never ask.
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Okay, I'll make myself a drink
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What about you, Tommy?
You wanna drink? Sure you do.
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I mean, we just gotta figure
something to drink to. I know.
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We drink to the young man who saw
his picture in our magazine.
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Thought it looked like him.
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Dragged us in to a courtroom
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and made us waste the whole day.
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I think that's what we drink to.
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Yes, but one thing must be considered.
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We did win the case, and
since we won the case
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why don't we drink to the
noble body of the law?
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I'll drink to that.
To the noble body of the law.
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What's the noble body of the law?
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Well, that would be all the
laws that were ever written.
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How come they're noble?
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Well, because they assume
that man is an animal
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that is governed by reason.
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That's a false presumption
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especially, when you consider
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how much certain lawyers charge today
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to go into a very small civil suit.
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♪♪
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[Norman] I know enough about law.
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The only thing I do is, lack
the necessary credentials.
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Yeah. I should've been a lawyer.
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Missed the train of life.
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Norman blew his chu-chu.
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- Dad. Guess what?
- Hm?
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[Eddie] I just got one of
my great neato ideas.
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Oh, you did, huh? Well, I guess
we'll have to listen to that.
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- Won't we?
- Um-hmm.
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Guess what I want to be when I grow up?
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- I haven't the vaguest idea.
- Just try and guess.
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Well, I could try. Uh, you want
to be a mountain climber.
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- No.
- Uh, okay.
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You wanna be a Fire Chief?
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Nope. I'm going to be a your own
private professional lawyer.
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And I won't charge you anything.
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Uh, oh, well. Oh, no.
W-we'd have to, uh...
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W-we'd have to pay you something.
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- Yeah, something.
- Why?
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Well, it wouldn't be fair not to pay you
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if you're gonna be my own
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personal private professional lawyer.
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Well, okay.
You can pay me something.
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Oh, that's good.
Thank you very much.
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- Thank you, counsellor.
- Okay.
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- Hey, Uncle Norman.
- Yeah.
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How long does it take to be a lawyer?
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[chuckles] Much longer than
I had patience for, Eddie.
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Let's see, it's four years of college
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then after that, three
years at law school
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and before that, you have
to finish high school.
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Boy, could dad get in
trouble before that?
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- Yeah.
- You're right.
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But your Uncle Norman to the rescue.
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Tell you what I'm gonna do right here
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in your father's own library.
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I'm about to give to you
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your very own special law book
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to start your first law library.
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Gee, thanks, Uncle Norman.
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"Your Home Legal Advisor."
Neato.
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I think I'll go in my room
right now and study.
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[Norman] Good boy.
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Excuse me, Mr. Eddie's father.
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Yes, Mrs. Livingston.
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Eddie should be doing
his science notebook.
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What?
You haven't finished that yet?
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Nope.
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If he doesn't you have said
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he cannot go to the Japanese
fair with me tomorrow.
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Yes, I did say it.
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And, Eddie, I meant it.
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Now, listen, I would highly recommend
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that you go in your room
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finish the notebook before
you begin a legal career.
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Now, come on, hop to it.
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♪♪
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Dad...
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Eddie, I mean it.
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Don't you worry about
it, Mrs. Livingston.
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I'll see that he gets it done.
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Thank you.
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I want tomorrow off anyway.
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I think there's something
she's not telling you.
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What makes you think so?
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Don't blab it around town
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but I'm half inscrutable.
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[Norman] You know, this was a
pretty good issue we turned out.
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[Tom] I agree with you.
I like it myself this time.
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[Norman] Mm-hmm, and New York loved it.
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[Tom] Yeah, I hope so. Look at this.
Look at this color.
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Now that-that kind of
reproduction, that's what we
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should be shooting for all the time.
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- I get it.
- Um.
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- Dad.
- Yes, sir.
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Which do you like best?
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My new rock or my rocket?
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Pretty tough choice.
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- Well, which one?
- Your rock.
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- The rock, okay.
- Um-hmm.
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[Eddie] How about you, Uncle Norman
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which would you pick?
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My new rock or my rocket?
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Both.
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- Dad.
- Yeah.
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If you could have anything I
owned, which would you pick?
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Oh, I don't know, uh...
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- Your aquarium.
- My aquarium?
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- Um-hmm.
- Okay.
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How about you, Uncle Norman?
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Your father just picked it.
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You mean, you're choosing
my aquarium too?
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Sure. It's a lot of fun.
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Watching Stu and Edwina chase
around after Chet and David
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and Mandy and Blake and
Darren and Jimmy.
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It's groovy.
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- Dad.
- Yes.
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Are you sure you wouldn't want my bike
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instead of my stupid old aquarium?
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[Tom] No. No.
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No. I like the aquarium.
I like it a lot.
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That is not a stupid old aquarium.
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And why are you asking
me all these questions?
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No reason, I'm just messing around.
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Just messing around?
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Why don't you consider
just messing around
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with your science notebook?
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♪♪
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- Mrs. Livingston?
- Yes.
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If you could have anything I
owned, what would you pick?
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Your aquarium.
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How come everybody's
choosing my aquarium?
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I like it because when I look at it
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I see beautiful things.
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Beautiful things that are alive.
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Oh.
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Eh, Eddie, dinner is almost ready.
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Okay, I'll go wash my hands.
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Wash your rock too.
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Uh, Mrs. Livingston, Mrs. Livingston...
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Do you have the vaguest
idea what he's up to?
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- I got it.
- What?
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Maybe one of us is having a birthday.
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Uh, no. Oh! I got it.
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I'll bet you, he's preparing
his Christmas list now.
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Yeah.
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Maybe he just wants to know
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which of his possessions
we like the best.
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♪♪
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Hi, sport.
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Hi, dad.
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[Eddie] Dad.
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Is there anything in this whole
toy chest that you like?
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I like everything.
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I mean, that you'd like to have.
Is there anything there?
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♪♪
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Eddie...
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I know, dad.
You don't have to say it.
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It's all dumb kid's stuff.
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Eddie, I don't know why you're asking me
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all these questions about your things.
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But I do know that you're in big
trouble with this notebook.
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Yeah.
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The assignment is ten pages.
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Eddie, you've only done four.
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But, dad...
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I don't see how I'm gonna
get it done by tonight
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so is it okay if I finish it on Sunday?
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Not okay.
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But, dad, I don't see how I'm
gonna get it done by tonight.
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Then I guess I'll have
to tell Mrs. Livingston
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you will not be joining her at
the Japanese fair tomorrow.
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But, dad...
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[Tom] Eddie, a deal is a deal.
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Now, if you don't finish this assignment
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as you said you would, and I
still let you go to the fair...
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...then I'll be going
against my own word.
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Now, I would suggest that you see
how much of this assignment
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you can accomplish tonight.
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Oh, dad...
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Now, that's enough.
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♪♪
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[sighs]
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Mrs. Livingston...
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...I know that you're planning
255
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,909
on taking Eddie to the fair tomorrow
256
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,912
but I'm afraid that...
257
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,175
He did not finish his science note?
258
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,742
[sighs] No.
259
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:58,222
No, he did not, and the way it's going
260
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,311
I'm just afraid he's not going to.
261
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,530
Oh.
262
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,403
Well, goodnight.
263
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,580
[Tom] Yes, I-I-I, I know how you
were looking forward to it.
264
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,234
But there will be other fairs.
265
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,019
I hated to do it, as you know
266
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,370
but he's been getting so
unruly lately and...
267
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,154
I don't know, I just...
268
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,982
I feel now that discipline
is so important.
269
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,506
I do understand.
270
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,640
Now, I just don't mean the
discipline of the child...
271
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,035
...but also of the discipline
of myself, as a parent.
272
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,907
It's, uh, little different
when you're a parent.
273
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,692
I know.
274
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,519
I know it very well.
275
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,304
I was a parent.
276
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:39,002
♪♪
277
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:42,092
Mrs. Livingston, you
never said anything.
278
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,703
I'm sorry.
279
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,532
I never told you because...
280
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:53,538
...I was afraid you might
feel uncomfortable.
281
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,062
Uncomfortable?
282
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,719
That's why I never told
you about my husband.
283
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,985
I lost my husband...
284
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,944
...in a car accident
285
00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:10,338
and I lost my son with him.
286
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,254
Oh.
287
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:19,477
Oh. Oh. How-how old would
your son have been?
288
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,263
He would have been eight
years old tomorrow.
289
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,397
I'm so sorry.
290
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,444
Oh! Please, don't because...
291
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,402
...I think of them all the time.
292
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,535
So, I feel they're with me.
293
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,974
And I'm very happy here because
294
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,846
I have wonderful friends.
295
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,153
Thank you.
296
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,594
Now, that I have told
you, I do feel better.
297
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,598
- Goodnight.
- Yes, goodnight.
298
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,747
♪♪
299
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,174
Hi, sport.
300
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,697
Hi, sport.
301
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,091
♪♪
302
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:58,838
- Uh, Eddie...
- Yeah, dad.
303
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,491
Um...
304
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:05,018
Tsk. Uh, um...
305
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,020
- Is something the matter?
- No! No, no.
306
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,022
I'm, I'm okay. How about you?
307
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:12,939
- I'm okay too.
- Uh, well, that's good, good.
308
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,592
I'm glad we're both okay.
309
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,506
Yeah. Yeah.
310
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,423
Well, that-that brings
me to a point, Eddie.
311
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,905
You know, there's a lot
of people in the world
312
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,081
that aren't as okay as we are.
313
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,432
Yeah, I know.
314
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,870
You know?
315
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,263
You know what?
316
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:37,006
Well, I know that people aren't okay
317
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,922
when they don't have a place to sleep
318
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,055
or, or they don't have...
319
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,100
...or they don't have enough to eat.
320
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:48,365
Right. And-and what about people
that don't have anyone to love?
321
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,978
Yeah.
322
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,938
Uh, Eddie, you know, you don't
have to be related to somebody
323
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,070
to love them.
324
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,680
Heck, no.
325
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,509
Well, Mrs-Mrs. Livingston,
for example now, uh
326
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,947
we're not related to her, but
you love her, don't you?
327
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,992
Sure.
328
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,734
Well, she loves you too.
329
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,084
And you know something?
330
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,086
[Eddie] What?
331
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,698
I think that's why it's
so important to her
332
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,700
to take you to that fair tomorrow.
333
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,963
♪♪
334
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,925
Dad...
335
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,754
...is it okay if I stay
up past my bedtime
336
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,495
to get my notebook finished?
337
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,717
Well, I, uh...
338
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:39,199
I think we might be able to
arrange that one time only.
339
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,679
- You know what, dad?
- What?
340
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:46,032
I'm gonna finish this notebook
if it takes me the whole night.
341
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,816
- Right.
- Right.
342
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,122
Okay.
343
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,732
Get to it then.
344
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,171
♪♪
345
00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,959
Eddie.
346
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,613
I love you.
347
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,622
- Mrs. Livingston.
- Yes.
348
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,102
You look nice.
349
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,974
- Thank you.
- You do, indeed.
350
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,759
You ought to wear your
hair that way more often.
351
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,892
But I always wear my hair this way.
352
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,242
It looks lovely.
353
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,286
[knock on door]
354
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,635
That's Uncle Norman.
355
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,202
♪♪
356
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,728
Hi, Eddie. Well, here I
am in your hour of need.
357
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,252
"In my hour of need?"
358
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,427
Well, I knew you were
gonna be alone today
359
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,558
and I knew that people alone
360
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,820
have a tendency to be lonesome.
361
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,083
People need people.
362
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,432
I'm your playmate for today.
363
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,737
What's that?
364
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,044
A regular giant economy-sized chess set.
365
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,438
Hello, Mrs. Livingston, you
look absolutely lovely.
366
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,092
You should wear your hair
that way more often.
367
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,659
Norman, she always wears
her hair that way.
368
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,010
- It looks lovely.
- Thank you.
369
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,882
Eddie. Shall we go? We don't
want to miss any of the fair.
370
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,188
Heck, no.
371
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,061
- Dad.
- Yes?
372
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,195
I left something for you on my desk.
373
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,328
I think you should have
it while I'm gone.
374
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,678
Oh, alright, well, listen.
You have a good time.
375
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,202
- Okay?
- Okay.
376
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,074
- Well, have a good time.
- Alright.
377
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,555
♪♪
378
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,733
- Dad.
- Hm?
379
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,475
Please don't read it, but
it's very important.
380
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,045
- Bye.
- Bye.
381
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,698
- Goodbye.
- Bye, gang.
382
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,887
Very important.
383
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,673
[both] "Please don't read it?"
384
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,109
♪♪
385
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,342
Hey! He finished his science book work.
386
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:06,085
Yeah, well, he fudged a little
bit. See, last two pages.
387
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,695
All pictures, but the poor little guy
388
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,740
he stayed up so late last
night trying to get it done.
389
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,613
Stayed up late? What happened
to Tom the disciplinarian?
390
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,963
- I'm flexible.
- Flexible?
391
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,183
Hey, this must be what
he was talking about.
392
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,011
- What is it?
- Oh, Norman.
393
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,578
What's the matter?
394
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,929
"The last will and testament
of Edward Thomas Corbett."
395
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,323
Where did he ever get an idea
to do something like that?
396
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,455
From me.
397
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,673
Remember, I gave him the law book.
398
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,762
He really listens to his Uncle Norman.
399
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,242
Uh, here, look. There it is.
400
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,678
Peanut butter and jelly smudges
401
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,855
right on the page about "Wills."
402
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,075
You know...
403
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:44,645
...there's a very fine moral
issue involved here.
404
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,256
- Where?
- Here with the will.
405
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,171
- What is it?
- To read or not to read.
406
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,694
Oh, you got to read it. There's
something you just have to know.
407
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,174
- What?
- Who gets the aquarium?
408
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,133
- Oh, come on, Norman!
- Don't yell at me.
409
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,917
If I get it, I'll let you play with it.
410
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:59,225
I don't know.
411
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,401
You are pre-law student,
you went to law school.
412
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,707
I mean, alright, I have
a question for you.
413
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,146
Legally, if I were to open this will...
414
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,583
...would that be an invasion of privacy?
415
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,061
I never finished law school.
416
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,544
- Oh.
- Is it sealed?
417
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,936
Yeah.
418
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,721
Then legally we cannot sneak a peek.
419
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,159
♪♪
420
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,177
Check.
421
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,571
[Tom] Check.
422
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,270
En guard.
423
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:48,665
Check.
424
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,928
Check. Tom, where's your mind?
425
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,234
Oh, I don't know, Norman.
426
00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:55,846
I'm trying to find some justification
427
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,153
for walking into Eddie's room...
428
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,894
...and opening up that will.
429
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,287
Just plain nosiness doesn't do it.
430
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,330
No, no, it doesn't.
431
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,246
No, neither does...
432
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,248
"I feel it's my duty, as your father
433
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,858
to find out what's going
on in your head."
434
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,339
- That's a good one.
- No, it's not good enough.
435
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,819
- Hey, I got it.
- Hm?
436
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,386
- Just got it.
- What? What? What?
437
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,301
- Don't keep it to yourself.
- You said a will.
438
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,824
- Yes.
- Will is a valuable document.
439
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,260
Oh, I like that so far, Norman.
440
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,696
And as such, there has to be a copy.
441
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:20,915
Right.
442
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,525
Ergo and to it notwithstanding it
443
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:25,267
it is your obligation to open the will.
444
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,270
Good! Good! Why?
445
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,317
So you can make a copy and keep
it in your safe in the office.
446
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,101
Oh, Norman.
447
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,929
You should've been a lawyer.
448
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,237
Mate.
449
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,893
♪♪
450
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:13,576
"I, Edward Thomas Corbett,
being of sound mind and body
451
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:17,276
"do hereby bequeath my
earthly possessions
452
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,975
"to Billy Gerber, I leave
my model race cars.
453
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,455
"To Neil and Myles Guttmacher
454
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,066
"my train with all the tracks.
455
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,504
"To Elsie from down the
hall, my Robbie Robot
456
00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:32,552
"on of account that she likes
the way his eyes blink.
457
00:21:32,638 --> 00:21:35,946
"To Emily Ruth Gusterson,
my catcher's mitt
458
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:37,948
"and I'm leaving my aquarium to school
459
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,428
"so there won't be any fights over it.
460
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,692
"Now for the most important part.
461
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,917
"To Mrs. Livingston, I leave my
father, Thomas Bailey Corbett
462
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,224
"and my Uncle Norman Tinker.
463
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:59,143
"To my Uncle Norman, I leave my
father and Mrs. Livingston.
464
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,453
"And to my father
465
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:08,457
"I leave Mrs. Livingston
and Uncle Norman.
466
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,721
"And that's so they'll always
have each other to love
467
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,724
"and to take care of.
468
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:21,601
Signed and sealed,
Edward Thomas Corbett."
469
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:28,912
[exhales]
470
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:31,175
That's my son.
471
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,656
♪♪
472
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:44,101
Ah, queen's pawn four
to queen's pawn five.
473
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:48,061
- Pawn to king's pawn four.
- En passant.
474
00:22:48,148 --> 00:22:49,759
Mm...
475
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,849
And bishop to queen's knight seven.
476
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,156
Hmm.
477
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,725
Queen's bishop to knight's five.
478
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,382
Check.
479
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,734
Boy, am I glad you showed up.
He's killing me.
480
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,519
- So tired.
- Hey.
481
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,869
Hi, guy, did you have a good time?
482
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:18,135
- Oh, it was a perfect day.
- Oh, good, good.
483
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:19,441
Come on.
484
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:23,140
♪♪
485
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:26,535
- Uh, Mrs-Mrs. Livingston?
- Yes.
486
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:30,017
Would you mind, please,
terribly doing me a favor?
487
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,366
Yes.
488
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,847
Would you put him to bed tonight?
489
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,979
- Of course.
- Thank you.
490
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,372
Goodnight, little cowboy.
491
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,941
♪♪
492
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,132
[Eddie] I'd rather be a
lawyer than a judge.
493
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,090
[Tom] Why?
494
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,484
[Eddie] 'Cause a judge
has to wear a dress.
495
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,704
[Tom] No, Eddie, that's not
a, that's not a dress.
496
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,575
[Tom] That's a robe, you see,
and it's a sign of dignity.
497
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,272
Now, that I started to think about it
498
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,101
that's probably why judges
never get invited.
499
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,321
[Eddie] Invited to what?
500
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:16,367
[Tom] Well, all those parties
that those lawyers give.
501
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,065
[Eddie] What parties?
502
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,980
[Tom] Well, you know.
503
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,242
The party, the first part.
504
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:22,678
The party, the second part.
505
00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:24,157
The party, the third part.
506
00:24:24,244 --> 00:24:25,507
The party, the fourth part.
507
00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,509
[Eddie laughing]
508
00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:31,252
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
509
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:34,037
♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
510
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,912
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
511
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:43,394
♪ He's a warm hearted person
who'll love me till the end ♪
512
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,833
♪ People let me tell you
'bout my best friend ♪
513
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,096
♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy ♪
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00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,272
♪ My up my down
my pride and joy ♪
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00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,840
♪ People let me tell you
'bout him he's so much fun ♪
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00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,712
♪ Whether
we're talkin' man to man ♪
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00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,671
♪ Or whether
we're talking son to son ♪
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00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,151
♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
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00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:04,111
♪ La la pa ra ra pa ra ♪♪
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