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You know,
downward-facing dog
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comes from the Sanskrit phrase
adho mukha shvanasana.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
What does it mean?
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"Downward-facing dog."
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Yeah, I guess they
don't have Sanskrit
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for "butts up and heads down."
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Hey, we wrote the Kama Sutra.
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If it involves butts,
there's a word for it.
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I thought we were getting
breakfast before work.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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It's my fault. I asked
Penny to do yoga with me.
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If you want, I can get
ready in five minutes.
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(chuckles)
It's cute that you think that.
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Don't worry about it.
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Hey, can I ask you a favor?
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Would you mind taking
Cinnamon for a walk?
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Sure.
You're living here for free.
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I guess I owe you.
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Bye, Cinnamon.
Be a good girl.
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Yeah, bye, sweetie!
Bye!
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Yeah, yeah, bye, Leonard.
(chuckles)
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Okay, and tree pose.
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Well, she's done.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x19 ♪
The Collaboration Fluctuation
Original Ai
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Things have been going
really well
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with the infinite
resistance gyroscope.
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That's great. How so?
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Oh, the project is classified.
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I can't tell you.
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Oh, I suppose I could redact
the classified parts.
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All right, um, I came up
with an elegant solution
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to the... (speaks indistinctly)
(horn honks)
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I used the...
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(speaks indistinctly)
(horn honks)
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And then I... (speaking indistinctly)
(horn honking)
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And that did it.
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(horn honking)
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Wow, I wonder
what they're redacting.
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Why don't you ask me
what I'm working on?
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Oh, very well.
What have you been working on?
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And feel free to honk
during the boring parts.
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I'm doing some experiments
to show
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that the signal
to move a muscle occurs
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before you know
you even decided to move it.
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W... So you're attempting
to pinpoint
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where consciousness resides
in the brain.
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Yes, I'm trying to figure out
the nanometer
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and the attosecond,
precisely where and when
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an event of awareness
takes place.
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Well, what do you know?
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Here I was, waiting
to be bored with biology,
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and instead you tickle
my intellectual fancy.
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Which, unlike my body,
is an okay place to tickle.
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You know, when I was six,
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I wanted to marry the gorilla
from Good Night, Gorilla.
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Maybe I was onto something.
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Gentlemen,
the most interesting thing
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just happened with this spoon.
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Unless it was singing
"Be Our Guest," I doubt it.
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Yeah, I picked it up
without thinking about it.
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Which raises a
neuroscientific question,
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when did I decide
to pick it up?
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The bigger question is, what are
you gonna eat with that spoon?
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You didn't get any food.
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He does raise
an interesting point.
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Amy is studying the time lag
between intent and awareness,
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and I realized
that applies
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to the measurement problem
in quantum mechanics.
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Now, I recognize there
will be a time lag
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between me saying that and
you Googling what it means,
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so I'll wait.
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I understand it, Sheldon.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I'm sorry, I spaced.
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Are we still talking
about the spoon?
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It's nice to see you
taking an interest
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in Amy's work.
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Well, don't get me wrong.
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Neurobiology's nothing more
than the science
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of gray squishy stuff.
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But, you know,
when it connects to physics,
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gas up the Ford, Martha,
we're going for a drive.
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So did you
confront Jennifer?
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I was going to,
but she called in sick.
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And guess who else
called in sick.
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Paul.
Paul.
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Who's Paul?
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Oh, you met him at the
office Christmas party.
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He's married to Nancy.
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Oh, sure.
Wait, Nancy?
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I bet Jennifer gets
a promotion out of this,
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which is so unfair because I
work twice as hard as she does.
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Don't worry,
Jerry won't be fooled
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by that type of behavior.
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Jerry?
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It didn't work for Randy,
it didn't work for Tina,
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it sure as hell isn't
gonna work for Jennifer.
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Well, I hope not.
I just hate when
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people play
those kinds of games.
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Tina?
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With your sales record,
you have nothing to worry about.
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Mm.
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I went to your office
Christmas party?
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You know, I like harp lessons,
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but I'm thinking of switching
to elevator repair lessons.
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What are you working on?
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I was thinking about
your experiment
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on the neuroscience
of decision making,
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and I realized,
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if we connect it
to the measurement problem
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in quantum mechanics,
we have a chance
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to disprove the role
of consciousness
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in the Copenhagen
Interpretation.
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Wait, are you saying if
we combine my experiment
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with your calculations,
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we can determine
the precise moment in time
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when the wave function
collapses?
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It could be the most
inspired combination
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since I mixed red Icee
into my blue Icee.
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It was like drinking
2/7 of the rainbow.
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Sheldon, this is
really interesting.
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Yeah, and this one won't
stain my teeth purple.
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You know, we've never
collaborated
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professionally before.
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Are you worried it might
affect our relationship?
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That is a valid point.
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Perhaps we should establish
some ground rules.
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Well, that would
make me feel better.
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All right, let's
start right now.
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Uh, rule number one,
no using sexuality
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to get your way.
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That's a ridiculous rule.
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Is it?
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Okay, how is that?
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I can actually feel the toxins
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being pulled out of my skin.
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Well, this is
a moisturizing mask.
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Oh, well, then I can
actually feel
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the moisture going into my skin.
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Hey, I hope you don't mind,
I used a little
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of your eye cream
last night.
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I thought someone looked
brighter and tighter.
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I'd still like to know
who Jerry is.
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Don't worry about it.
Hey, after this,
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how about we all go out
and do something together?
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That would be great.
Thank you.
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You want to go shopping?
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Ooh, yes. Fun.
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Or we could do something
we'll all enjoy,
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like play a board game.
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♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪
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♪ I think about you
day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right to think
about the one you love ♪
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♪ And hold her tight ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ I can't see me
lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ When you're with me ♪
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♪ Baby, the skies will be blue ♪
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♪ For all my life. ♪
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I believe I've
made some progress
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on our ground rules.
Oh, good.
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What are they?
Okay, uh,
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number one:
in matters of physics,
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I have the final say.
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In matters of neuroscience,
you have the final say.
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Unless I disagree.
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Oh, here.
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Number two: when we publish,
my name goes first.
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Oh, subsequently, if we win any
awards, I speak first.
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I don't want to be talking when
the orchestra plays us off.
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Can I see that?
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Oh, of course.
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I'll get that back.
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Like all my underwear,
that notebook says
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"Property of Sheldon Cooper."
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Sheldon, if we're
gonna have ground rules,
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I'll tell you
the first ground rule--
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I make the ground rules.
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I'd write that down,
but I can't now, can I?
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I mean, they didn't
say anything,
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but I just kind of
felt like I was being
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a weird third wheel.
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Huh, so you can tell
what that feels like.
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Interesting.
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Anyway, I figured I can
hang out with my friends
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and have fun, too.
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Well, if your idea of fun
is riding in a minivan
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to Target for diapers,
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things are about
to get nuts.
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Oh, it's just nice
to be with people
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who are happy to have me around.
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Isn't that right, Halley?
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(Halley crying)
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Well, at least someone had
the courage to say it.
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Thank you, you are
a good citizen.
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Told you.
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Go ahead, throw
my underwear out the window.
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Same thing's gonna happen.
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Terrific.
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Do you want to hear our
new set of ground rules?
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Fire away.
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Number one:
we're on the same team,
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we're not in competition.
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That's smart, because
Sheldon: 1, Amy: 0.
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Number two: disagreements
can happen politely.
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There's no need
to call an idea stupid.
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Aw, someone drew
a penis in it.
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Are you listening?
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I'm sorry,
go ahead.
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Number three.
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To avoid getting frustrated,
we take built-in breaks
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and reward our successes
with a small treat.
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Ooh, that sounds fun.
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Now, we're talking about
real treats, right?
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Not Bible verses like my
mother used to give me.
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Whatever you want.
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So, shall we get to work?
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Biology and physics
coming together--
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this is like the peanut
butter cup of the mind.
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Oh, I know what I
want my treat to be!
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♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪
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♪ I think about you
day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right ♪
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♪ To think about
the girl you love ♪
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♪ And hold her tight ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ If I should call you up,
invest a dime ♪
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♪ And you say you belong to me ♪
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♪ And ease my mind ♪
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♪ Imagine how the world
could be, so very fine ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ I can't see me ♪
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♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life... ♪
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Wow.
Look at that.
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Yes, this is remarkable.
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So we're agreed:
it's complete garbage.
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By the way,
your name can go first.
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I mean, I'm glad
they're getting along,
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but it's starting to
make me uncomfortable.
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Well, are you worried he's
like another man in her life?
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A little, until I saw them
in matching tops, so...
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Nice. 174 diapers.
254
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,844
That ought
to get us to Wednesday.
255
00:11:22,714 --> 00:11:24,481
Well, have you talked
to them about it?
256
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,149
Well, what am I
supposed to say--
257
00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,717
"Stop having fun without me"?
258
00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:30,387
This one says that
every time I go out.
259
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,023
See? I listen to you.
260
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:37,494
Look, Raj just
gets along with women.
261
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,695
I-I know,
262
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,230
but he was my friend first.
263
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,665
It's like she's stealing him
264
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,300
and they're just
having the best time
265
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,169
doing all their dumb
girly stuff together.
266
00:11:46,171 --> 00:11:47,337
You sure you don't fit in?
267
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,573
You sound like
a catty bitch to me.
268
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,180
I don't know where
we went wrong.
269
00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,649
Yeah, the math is so inelegant.
270
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:02,752
I'm not even sure
it makes sense.
271
00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:05,322
Well, don't give up.
Maybe we can fix it.
272
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,063
Can you stop breathing
so loud?
273
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:16,199
I can hear your nose
whistling.
274
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:19,336
I can hear your face
talking, so we're even.
275
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,310
All right,
either blow your nose
276
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:29,012
or teach it to play
"Camptown Races."
277
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,782
Fine. Fine.
You want me to blow my nose?
278
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,084
Here, I'll blow it.
279
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,320
(nose blowing aggressively)
280
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,291
Better?
281
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,627
No, I can still hear it.
282
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,463
Oh, wait, that's me.
Never mind, it's fine.
283
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:47,697
You know, you're
exhausting.
284
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:49,432
I knew working together
was a bad idea.
285
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,168
Hold on.
286
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,137
I see what's wrong here.
We did the propagation only to
287
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,773
the occipital lobe, not
to the prefrontal cortex.
288
00:12:56,775 --> 00:13:00,310
That would mean that
this delayed parameter
289
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,446
should be increased
250 milliseconds.
290
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:05,982
Oh, that is much better.
291
00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:08,585
Yeah, boy, if good ideas
came out of your brain the way
292
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,754
mucus comes out of your nose,
we'd be in good shape.
293
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:17,794
Now, take a sip,
294
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,663
swirl it around
your mouth,
295
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,464
and try to notice
the flavors,
296
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:24,801
the tannins,
the textures.
297
00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:28,538
Well?
298
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,340
I probably should have
299
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,576
spit out my gum first.
300
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:36,746
(both laugh)
301
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,115
Yeah. You know,
302
00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:40,951
the last couple of weeks
have been pretty rough,
303
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,319
but, uh, staying
here with you guys
304
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,927
has really helped take
my mind off of it.
305
00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:44,655
Mm. Well,
306
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,790
we've loved having you around.
Right, sweetie?
307
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,827
Leonard?
308
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,629
Yeah, when
did he leave?
309
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,998
Yeah, that's rude.
310
00:13:57,135 --> 00:13:59,502
You know, it's nice
to spend time with people
311
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:03,106
who don't talk about work like
it's some kind of soap opera.
312
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:06,042
Jennifer still trying
to sleep her way to the top?
313
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,779
Yeah.
314
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:13,116
You should be happy someone
wants to do the stuff with Penny
315
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,351
you don't want to.
316
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,080
Yeah, I wish I had that
with Howard.
317
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:16,921
Wait.
318
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,389
What? What do I make you do?
319
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,291
Let's see:
the magic store,
320
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,826
the Doctor Who
convention,
321
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:26,029
the National Belt Buckle
Collector's meet and greet.
322
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,132
It said right there
on the invitation,
323
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,233
"Buckle up for fun."
324
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,935
It's not my fault
you didn't listen.
325
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,872
I'm sure I'm overreacting.
326
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,874
You're entitled
to feel how you feel.
327
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,076
If you don't like it,
you should just talk to her.
328
00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:42,445
I don't want to sound
like a jealous baby.
329
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:45,282
Oh, then maybe
you shouldn't talk to her.
330
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:48,685
You know, I
had a feeling
331
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,287
you were using the wrong
computational model,
332
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,455
but I didn't say anything
'cause you're so sensitive.
333
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,124
(grunts) Just because
I am easily bothered
334
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,559
by light, heat, sound, smell
and the way birds look at me
335
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:57,861
does not mean
I'm sensitive!
336
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,598
Hey,
337
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,100
I wonder what kind of success
we'd have
338
00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:07,237
if we defined measurement
as the first moment
339
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,973
that an action potential
is seen by the visual cortex.
340
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,943
(gasps) That is a daring
and insightful solution.
341
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,478
We're finally making progress.
342
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,314
I wish we could do it
without fighting.
343
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:21,318
What if the fighting is the
reason we're making progress?
344
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,422
I suppose it's conceivable
that the hormones associated
345
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,324
with our fight-or-flight
response
346
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,793
could be sharpening
our cognitive processes.
347
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,861
Well, if that's the case,
348
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:35,765
then your grandparents mumble
and have bad posture.
349
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,669
How dare you speak that way
about my Grammy--
350
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,304
hey, wait a second. Wait.
351
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:48,478
Delta "T" could equal
alpha sub-zero.
352
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:52,816
It seems we have
a choice to make.
353
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:56,353
Abandon all ground rules
in the name of science,
354
00:15:56,355 --> 00:16:00,590
or... give up collaborating for
the sake of our relationship.
355
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,860
There's only one
clear choice.
356
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,663
Science it is.
No, you bonehead!
357
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,132
Name-calling,
that is perfect.
358
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,767
Now, when I get
to this equation here,
359
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,102
really let me have it.
You know?
360
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,104
I-If it helps,
I'm not the sharpest dresser.
361
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,411
Anyway, I know it's silly,
but since Raj moved in,
362
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,380
I've been feeling
a little left out.
363
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:29,753
Well, sweetie,
that's crazy.
364
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,921
No, no, Penny,
don't dismiss his feelings.
365
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:32,856
Thank you. I just feel...
366
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,657
Hang on,
I'm not saying
367
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,326
that his feelings
aren't crazy.
368
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,994
I just don't want him
to think that
369
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,329
this isn't
a safe place.
370
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,597
Well, to be truthful...
371
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,965
PENNY: Well, why wouldn't
this be a safe place? I mean,
372
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,100
he's surrounded by his wife
and one of his best friends.
373
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,602
I don't want to
speak for Leonard.
374
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,636
Thank you. I...
375
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,637
But when
you're insecure,
376
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,239
no amount
of external validation
377
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,431
can ever make you
feel safe.
378
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:53,209
Yeah, you're right. You know,
you're really sensitive
379
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,811
about this
kind of stuff.
380
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,747
I'm a good listener.
(chuckles) Yeah.
381
00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,516
Hey, Olsen twins...
382
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,485
What?
383
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:04,921
Well, I-I mean, I'm
sitting right here.
384
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,289
You're talking about my feelings
385
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,558
and somehow leaving me
out of the conversation.
386
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,927
I'm sorry.
What did you want to say?
387
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,997
I don't know,
you pretty much covered it.
388
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:17,267
♪ So happy together. ♪
389
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,139
Various: (Shouting) Heigh!
390
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,280
Can you
read them back?
391
00:17:27,282 --> 00:17:29,415
"Revised ground
rule number one:
392
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:33,052
We are on the same team,
but it is a competition."
393
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,222
Excellent. Excellent.
394
00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:38,892
And on a related point,
you're going down, punk.
395
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:42,128
"Revised ground rule number two:
396
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,898
"There are definitely
stupid questions.
397
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,799
"And those who ask them
can be told so
398
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:49,669
right to their stupid face."
399
00:17:50,539 --> 00:17:53,006
I love that one.
400
00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:55,441
Thanks, babe.
401
00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:58,011
"Number three:
402
00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:00,246
"Fair topics for
insult include
403
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,782
"educational pedigree,
scientific field,
404
00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:06,986
intellectual prowess,
and mamas."
405
00:18:06,988 --> 00:18:09,622
Yeah, that list is strong.
406
00:18:10,229 --> 00:18:13,297
Like your mother's urge
to be promiscuous with sailors.
407
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:22,881
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