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We can't be heartbreak hotel forever.

-Have you told her yet? - To move out?

You're not gonna breathe a word of this to Addie.

- Maybe. - (ENGINE WHIRRING)

- (SIREN WAILING) - She's telling us to pull over.

Fuck, Rodney, that's magic mushroom chocolate.

Is that bad?

Take the money and let's move on, yeah?

I was just pulling you over for the broken wing mirror.

But now? Well, now I'm searching the van.

MARCUS: She won't find it. It'll be fine.

I'm sick of him,

men getting away with shit.

Stop fucking blaming Marcus

for everything that happened between us.

Marcus tried to kiss me!

(ENGINE STARTS)

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, so the term "what the actual fuck?" comes to mind.

Marcus kissed you?

Deb, don't.

- Are we really gonna leave them? - Listen, I promised Cherry

I would go to her wedding,

so that is what we are going to do, okay?

We're gonna go. We're gonna drink some drinks.

We're gonna do some bad dancing,

and then we're gonna go home

and we're gonna pretend none of this ever happened. Okay?

Okay, alright.

Fine.

Okay, don't hate me, but I think you just need to breathe

and slow down and we need to really think

- about what's just happened. - There's no time. Onwards.

Well, we have to stop. We, erm...

We need... we need to get the wing mirror fixed.

We can't afford to get another fine.

There must be a garage round here.

Fine, we'll get the wing mirror fixed,

and then we are going to the bloody wedding.

(MOUTHING) Alright.

MARCUS: Look, about what Addie said,

there are many angles to the truth,

to a story, right?

And if you think about it,

the truth is, memory is a slippery thing.

Did you kiss her?

Right.

That's all I need to know.

Are we planning on walking to the wedding?

Because that will take days.

Fuck!

Actually, no, that isn't all I need to know.

I need to know everything.

Like how, Marcus? How did this even happen?

It was the night with the window.

(GASPS) Our first date?

It was just a test,

to see if she was faithful, trustworthy.

A test?

Jesus, Marcus.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

So, did she pass this test?

Yes. She didn't kiss me back.

But Dyl, it was just a stupid moment.

I mean, I was hammered and... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

I'm telling you, we just brushed lips, that's all.

We can get past this, right?

Rodney, I'm gonna find a bus stop and get to this wedding.

Marcus, I don't care what you do.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

? Hot girl summer

? Rich boy wanna

? Hot girl summer

? Rich boy gonna

-? Won't play around - ? Oh, no

-? Won't hit the ground - ? Oh, no

? Oh, me, oh, my

? Let's fly and take a plane Get high

? Rich boy

? Just wanna be here I've gotta begin

? There's nobody here Can't stop me

? Just wanna be here I've gotta begin

? There's nothing to do Can't stop me

? Oh, me, oh, my

? Let's fly and take a plane Get high

? Cruel summer ?

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHS) They what?

I know. I couldn't believe it.

I asked them to do a song, not an entire musical with a rap

about the ills of social media.

It was like one of those viral clickbait moments.

That's amazing.

They're doing really well though.

I think they might actually be listening to me.

Because you're incredible at your job.

So how is your work?

Ugh,

slowly destroying every fibre of my being.

Same old, same old.

Seeing you would make me happy though.

I think you need to work on your flirting.

(DYLAN LAUGHING ON PHONE)

Well, why don't you come over tomorrow night

and teach me a few things?

(THUDS)

- Addie? - Er...

(UNCERTAINLY) How about tonight?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, sure.

Okay.

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOOR CREAKS)

I'm not moving in.

It's just a few days.

(DOOR CLOSES)

You fixed the window.

Yeah,

although Marcus wanted me to turn it into an adult cat flap.

How is he?

I, er... I think he's a bit embarrassed after what happened,

seeing him that drunk and vulnerable.

Yeah, Marcus will hate that.

Mmm. Right.

So, erm,

are you sure your parents don't mind me staying here?

This is their flat, right?

Ah, okay.

So, please don't hate me,

but this is sort of attached to my parents' house,

as in they live next door.

Right.

Okay, so this is like a granny annexe situation.

Like a really, really swanky granny annexe.

They're hardly ever around, honestly.

Dad's always at work, and Mum's usually away.

Dylan, Dylan, it's fine.

I'm just really grateful to have somewhere to stay for a while.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOTH GIGGLING)

(ADDIE LAUGHING)

(DYLAN GRUNTS)

You don't care, do you?

Let's take the day off.

Can you carry me to the bus stop, please?

- One more. - (LAUGHING)

Watch out, year six.

Miss is a little bit fragile today!

(PHONE BEEPS)

What?

Turns out my old house has been condemned,

which is not a surprise.

Oh, I just assumed you were staying here.

Well, I don't want to presume.

Please presume.

I want you to stay here.

I want you to live here with me.

If... if that's what you want.

Are you sure?

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

MARCUS: And if you think about it, what even is a kiss?

I've had more action with my dentist.

So really, we should just laugh about it.

Okay, alright, well, maybe not laughter.

Maybe the opposite of laughter.

What's the opposite of laughter?

Erm, crying. Screaming.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go for violence.

Hit me.

Just hit me.

- I'm not gonna hit you, Marcus. - Just get it all out.

DYLAN: Even if I really fucking want to.

RODNEY: Don't do this, don't do this, guys.

MARCUS: Come on! Just feel

- the rage and- - No! No, you do not

get to make this into some kind of a game.

You kissed her. You kissed Addie.

Why?

- Why would you do that? - 'Cause I wanted to fuck it up!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

Il, er, wing mirror.

Er, that's not Spanish. Er, erm...

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) My van is outside,

- and this just... ah! - Ah.

And, erm, help, por favor.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Okay, Ronaldo says it's gonna be ready

in 50 minutes,

and then we can be back on the road.

Okay, well, you have 50 minutes

to tell me what the hell is going on.

(ALL SPEAKING SPANISH)

MARCUS: (IN ENGLISH) Okay, "fuck it up" is a bit strong.

What I mean is, like, it's hard to... (SIGHS)

If only I could call my therapist right now.

She'd be able explain it really well.

Rodney, can you tell Marcus to shut the fuck up,

because I don't want to talk to him right now.

- Marcus, Dylan says- - Yeah, I heard, Rodney.

What if we die out here? What if we actually die,

and we never make it to the wedding?

Where the hell is this bus stop?

- (VEHICLE APPROACHING) - Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

RODNEY: Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

MARCUS: Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

DYLAN: Hey! (SPEAKS SPANISH)

RODNEY: (IN ENGLISH) She's stopping.

- MARCUS: Oh, my God. - She stopped.

MARCUS: Shit.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) We're stranded.

You need a lift, so you lift up your shirt? Really?

I panicked.

Okay, fine. Get in.

Ah!

(RODNEY SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Sorry, it's my boyfriend's car.

Ex-boyfriend.

And he's a fucking... How do you say "guarro" in English?

A pig. He's a fucking pig.

Thank you for stopping. We're trying to get to Malaga.

We really need to make it to this wedding.

- Wedding! Cute. - Mmm.

I hope the couple are ready for divorce.

I'm going back to my village, and...

(COUGHS)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) There's a bus stop there.

Let's go!

- (ENGINE STARTS) - Perfect.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE ROARING)

(IN ENGLISH) So you didn't think to mention

that your ex's best mate tried to get off with you?

It wasn't a big deal.

Addie, we just deserted them by the side of the road.

Is this why you and Dylan split up?

There was a-

There was a lot that happened between us.

- Okay? - Like?

Like I don't have to tell you everything, Deb.

Addie, I came on this trip because I knew how difficult

it would be for you to see Dylan again,

because you led me to believe that he broke your heart.

- And I wasn't lying. - Then what happened, Addie?

I left my baby to come here.

Do you get that?

I am sleep-deprived.

My... my body aches, and I am full of hormones,

and my tits hurt.

Oh, you know what? This...

- this is... this is bullshit. - Deb...

No, fuck off. This time I get to storm off.

(EXHALES)

- (KEY JINGLING) - (LOCK TURNS)

Hello?

- ADDIE: Hi. - Er, hi.

My wife didn't tell me we had a new tenant upstairs.

Oh, no, sorry. I'm, erm...

(CLEARS THROAT)

I'm Addie, Dylan's, erm...

You must be Dylan's dad.

Oh, I'm-

I'm sorry. Erm...

Dylan hadn't told me you actually lived here.

(CHUCKLES) So you're the reason my son has been

so distracted at work these days?

Oh, I'm not sure I'm the reason.

- (LAUGHS) - No, well, that's a fair point.

Well, very good to meet you, Addie.

Erm, can't believe Dylan's been keeping you all to himself.

We should have you over for supper sometime.

That would be really lovely.

Night-night.

Night.

MARCUS: Also I know that

your dad almost called you Keith.

- Keith! What? (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS)

Oh, shit. Addie, we just started a two-player,

but I suppose you can watch if you like.

Oh, Marcus,

so great to have you here, again.

Er, that sounds really fun,

but I've got a lesson to prep for.

Right. Come on, Dylan. Prepare to be humiliated.

Erm, so I just met your dad.

Erm, but he didn't seem to know I lived here.

- Really? - Mmm.

Oh, I thought I told him.

Well, anyway, he's invited us for dinner.

Or rather, supper.

Oh... Oh, that's...

We don't have to go if you don't want to.

I'd like to.

I mean I do live here,

and it would be nice to meet them properly.

Unless you're trying to keep me hidden away.

(LAUGHS) What? No, no, of course.

Yeah, it'll be nice. You're right.

- Yeah? - We'll go.

- Mmm? - Yeah.

Okay.

(ADDIE CLEARS THROAT)

(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

(VIOLIN PLAYING)

Bria, you're gonna miss your bus.

Shit!

Bye.

Whoa!

How's it going with your protege?

Er, she wants to audition for Dartmouth Music College.

- Ambitious. - Mmm.

But given her teacher

just got flying colours in her supervision,

I back her.

So, how about financially?

She needs 80 quid for the audition fee.

Her mum doesn't have it.

(SIGHS) We don't have a hardship fund for the arts anymore.

It was cut.

Okay, well, I'll just pay it myself.

Alright. Well, at least let's go Dutch.

Still carrying cash?

- Old school. - Yeah.

At lunchtime, I sell meth to the year sevens.

(CHUCKLING)

DEB: Oh, my God. Thank God you are here.

It's been like this all day. I am so bored.

Er, what is this?

An existential crisis in knit one pearl one.

Lovely.

Erm, so I finally met Dylan's dad.

Ooh! The intense Freudian dad figure

that Dylan is so obviously obsessed with.

Yeah, and he's charming,

and he invited us over for dinner.

And that's terrible because...

Because Dylan didn't exactly seem pleased,

like maybe he thinks it's too soon.

- But you're living together. - Yeah,

which he's also failed to tell his dad.

Okay, no, don't do an Addie spiral.

This is a good thing, a nice thing,

and you're allowed nice things.

Dylan's not worried about you. He's worried about his dad.

- Okay, yeah, but- - Okay, so you know how

Ila and I were supposed to take a break

- over the whole baby thing? - Yeah.

We never stopped hanging out because we are having

an amazing, incredibly sexy time.

Which is great, erm, and your point is...

That sometimes you have to stop looking for the problems

and focus on the good stuff.

But what if, erm,

something ruins it, or what if it goes wrong,

or what if it just turns out like Dad and my mum?

Mate, it's only dinner.

- It's only dinner. - It's only dinner.

- It's just dinner. - Yeah.

Right, well, dig in.

MILES: Hmm.

So, Addie, tell me about yourself.

Oh, er... Where to start?

Erm, I teach music at Belmont Oak.

Oh, a commendable job.

(CLEARS THROAT) Though I'm surprised a state school

still has music on the curriculum.

Wouldn't you rather teach somewhere with actual funding?

Well, I just don't really believe in private schools.

You know, all children have equal potential,

so why should some get more resources than others?

(LAUGHS)

Ha, good girl.

I admire your vim.

Erm, but come the revolution,

what would you do with Dylan?

Or me?

Well, the guillotine is a tad outdated,

so, erm, probably just re-educate him.

Won't work.

No, boarding school boys can't change their spots.

You know, when he first went to uni, Addie,

Dylan could barely tie his own shoelaces.

- What? - Do you remember when I came

to visit you that Michaelmas?

- Oh, yes, this is a good story. - No one needs to hear this.

Well, (LAUGHS) I arrive in the freezing snow

and I can't find Dylan's staircase, and-

Sorry, staircase? What's a staircase?

It's like halls, but Elizabethan.

Yeah, okay, so please remember that anything Marcus says-

Is entertaining?

Oddly charming, funny?

Yes, so, Dylan here has got himself locked out

of lovely Grace's room,

stark bollock naked.

- I wasn't completely naked. - (MILES AND MARCUS LAUGHING)

MARCUS: In a totally different quad.

Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, a quad-

Oh, no, I do know what a quad is.

- Do you? Wow. - ADDIE: Yeah.

MILES: So, anyway, erm, Addie,

so I get this rather panicky phone call from Marcus...

Thanks for inviting me tonight.

Glad to be part of the family firing squad.

Ha! Well...

Dylan was never gonna brave it alone, was he?

Thought any more about the London transfer?

Look, I know it's not a huge step up,

but it's a good starting trajectory.

What about Dylan?

- Ha! - Surely he'd be good

- for the position. - Look, his heart's not in it,

you know that.

Frankly,

waste of an Oxford education.

You deserve this, Marcus.

You deserve it.

Yeah, really, I don't know how either of you

have got a degree, especially Dylan.

Although, I don't know, can you call English a degree?

Well, Addie's degree was actually useful.

She's an amazing music teacher.

In fact, she just did really well in her supervision.

Good. Sometimes it pays to be dedicated and ambitious.

Unlike these two.

DYLAN: That's hardly fair.

Marcus is the best-performing junior manager in the company.

Yes, I know. This is why he's gonna be

taking the London promotion.

MARCUS: Except...

I'm not ready, Miles.

I see.

So, your parents must be very proud of you, Addie.

Tell me, what do they do?

Oh, erm, Addie's dad died.

- Mate. - Yeah, he did, erm,

but it was a few years ago now.

MILES: I'm very sorry to hear it.

My own father died when I was... quite a young man.

Takes something out of you.

Well, we weren't that close.

But he loved music.

So, maybe that's what I got from him.

He, erm, he would blast '60s classics from his van

whenever he picked me up,

erm, and then we would take it in turns

picking different radio stations.

And, er, yeah, I suppose that was my education.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

And now I get to pass that love on to teenagers

who don't live in staircases with quads and provosts,

erm, and it's, er...

Well, I'm not saying it's easy,

but, erm, I really wouldn't want to be doing anything else.

Well, I would say your students are very lucky to have you.

As is Dylan.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

Cheers! (CHUCKLING)

I didn't know I was the sort of person to storm off.

I can see why Addie likes it.

Feel kind of powerful.

ILA ON PHONE: Very Kardashian, yeah.

Well, if you're on an honest streak,

maybe you could tell her about moving out?

I don't want her to come back

thinking things will just carry on.

We- I mean, Rosie needs her own space.

Yeah, I know. I will.

I promise.

I've gotta go.

Love you.

Can I?

(ADDIE SIGHS)

I really don't understand what's going on.

I'm sorry.

It's complicated.

The bottom line is,

Dylan chose Marcus over me and I lost everything.

Cutting people out of your life...

(SIGHS)

Dylan, Dad...

I'm not sure it always works.

Yeah, but Dad deserved it.

Okay, look,

your mum and our dad were difficult.

- Mmm. - But it wasn't always his fault.

It was messy, and that's just how relationships are sometimes.

You don't know what it's like to be abandoned, Deb.

You don't know what it's like to be rejected

for the better daughter.

And you don't know what it's like to grow up

in a mixed-race household with an older sister

who's straight and conventionally pretty...

and who looks more like my dad than I ever would.

And he didn't abandon you.

He loved you. He spoke about you all the time.

You never told me about any of that.

You never asked.

Look, Addie, you can't keep running away.

I just left them by the side of the road, didn't I?

- Yeah. - Yeah, we need to go.

- Wait, Addie. - What?

There's something else I need to talk to you about.

Erm, Ila and I-

- What, you need me to move out? - Yeah. Wait.

- What? What? - Did Marcus tell you?

Fucking hell, I knew he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

I was joking. You're...

you're not joking.

No.

You want me to move out?

I thought you liked me living with you guys.

No, we do, it's just-

Look, we can talk about a time and we will help you.

Wait, sorry, Marcus knew about this before I did?

Yes, that was a mistake and I'm sorry.

Let's just go get the van.

(SOFTLY) Fuck.

Thanks for the lift.

We're really late for the rehearsal.

Oh, yeah?

And how long do you give the happy couple?

- Why would you ask that? - (CHUCKLES)

Because everyone secretly thinks it.

Trust me. Love, marriage...

It's a pyramid scheme.

We're animals, ready to rip each other to pieces.

You should work for Hallmark.

DYLAN: No, you might have a point.

'Cause... turns out you can't actually trust anyone you love.

Er, these two aren't talking

because Marcus here kissed Dylan's-

Yeah, thank you, Rodney.

I... I did a very, very silly thing, erm...

Sofia.

MARCUS: Sofia.

I... I betrayed my best friend

because I was jealous, bitter, and frankly, a dick.

Because he cared about someone else

other than me for once.

(SIGHS) See? You prove my point.

All you cheating cowards deserve to be buried alive.

MARCUS: Cheery.

Look, I'm sorry.

But this isn't about me.

This is about Addie. She...

She always messed with your head

and then done a disappearing act.

For fuck's sake, Marcus. You're the one that kissed her!

Yes, but we both know

that's nothing compared to what she did to you in the end.

No... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Why, why, why is this happening?

Why is it locked, Deb?

Why does it look so very, very closed?

(SHOUTS) Ronaldo!

I'm gonna get us out of here.

ADDIE: I'm gonna go look for him.

DEB: Addie, Addie!

Addie!

- ('60S POP MUSIC PLAYING) - Wow.

(CHUCKLING) I mean... This is, erm...

This is quite the collection.

Well, you're welcome to come in and use them whenever you like.

- It's very kind of you. - Yeah.

Dylan used to play properly.

Well, he still does.

Well, playing the guitar is a hobby at best.

At worst, it's a complete waste of time.

- Hmm, yeah, except that it's- - (PHONE RINGING)

MILES: Sorry.

Oh, God, it's the Yanks.

I have to take this.

Dylan, I might need your help on this, actually.

Erm, it was lovely to meet you, Addie.

You too.

MILES: Er, yes, Frank. What's the damage?

Right.

Okay.

So, what were you two talking about earlier?

Not our big kiss, if that's what you're worried about.

Don't.

(LAUGHS)

You did well tonight.

He likes you.

I can tell.

Next time, less of the cod socialism, yeah?

He won't play nice for long.

Mmm.

Think I'm good, thanks.

So, how do we decide who gets Dylan when?

- Timeshare? Excel spreadsheet? - (GIGGLING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

I need my wingman some weekends.

Mmm.

It's not a competition, Marcus.

He's not a condo in Marbella.

(BOTH LAUGH)

He's...

Special.

Night, Marcus.

(KISSES)

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You were amazing, by the way.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm so sorry about my dad, and...

(KISSES) Don't worry.

I had a nice time.

- I think we get on. (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS)

Well, that makes one of us.

I spend my life trying to please a man who

doesn't even seem to like me very much.

I mean, what am I doing?

I want to be like you.

I want to do something I love.

Then do it.

I don't know, write an album,

or join a band, or...

sign up for Deb's open mic night. (LAUGHS)

But "guitar is just a hobby", Addie.

Fuck him.

- Yeah, fuck him. - Yeah!

(BOTH LAUGH)

- Fuck him. - Fuck you!

Fuck you!

(BOTH LAUGH)

I love you.

I love you.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

(CLOCK TICKING)

It's not like Bria to be late.

Nope.

Bria! Your audition is in five. What- What's happened?

BRIA: It's broken.

- This stupid fucking... - Bria, Bria.

...boy in my form room sat on it,

and now it's broken.

- Now I can't play. - Okay.

I'm sure it was an accident. Just take a seat, take a breath.

We... We're gonna have to rearrange.

No, no, she's been practising way too hard.

And what if they can't?

I think I can fix this.

Bribe the examiner?

That's plan B.

Erm, I'm gonna be right back.

Can you stall them?

- Yes. - Yes? Great.

ETIENNE: Yeah, I'll shuffle the order round, put Bria last.

Frank, you're going first.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Good luck.

Pull a violin out of thin air...

Why didn't I think of that?

(ADDIE PANTING)

(EXHALES)

Sounds good.

Yeah, she's nailing it.

Team effort. You, Bria and Bach.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

WOMAN: Fantastic.

Well done.

Be chill, Miss.

Thanks, Miss.

- You're welcome. - Well done.

Pint to celebrate?

We have unspent bribe money.

I can't.

My boyfriend's playing a gig, so I've gotta go.

Okay, cool. Yeah. Another time.

Have a great night. You deserve it.

(EXHALES)

DYLAN: ? Tonight

? You're the answer that's hiding in plain sight

? I can see it is written in your eyes

? I can feel it I know we'll be alright

? Maybe we're crazy

? Should we take it slow?

? I can't explain it, but all that I know

? It's the coldest of colds when you leave me

? I feel at home wherever you are

? I'd be a fool if I swallowed these feelings

? When it's your light illuminating my dark

? Is it still out of the blue

? If it's always been you?

? It's always been you

? It's always been you ?

(SONG ENDS)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

Yes, Dylan! Yes!

Whoo!

Whoo!

- Do you hear that? - What?

It's the sound of Ed Sheeran having a heart attack.

Yeah, I suppose it was quite good.

What?

I'll take that from you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

(LAUGHS) It was quite... it was quite good.

- Yeah? - Yeah, it was quite good.

Yeah. Well done.

I'm proud of you.

(LOUD SPANISH ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)

Come on, Dylan.

I messed up once.

Only once?

Yeah, mate, but sometimes the people who really love you

do really stupid things.

I think most people deserve another chance.

MARCUS: Yes, thank you, Rodney.

Oh, fuck that.

You cannot show this fucker any mercy.

You think I'll be merciful with Ronaldo when I see him?

No way.

- Throw this in his face. - (HORN HONKING)

And he will never go near that bar again

after I'm done with him.

And then, then I'll find this bitch whose number this is.

- (YELLING IN SPANISH) - (RODNEY GASPS)

- (TYRES SQUEALING) - (ALL YELLING)

- Watch the road! - Fucking hell.

Oh, shit. Just missed the turning.

- (MOUTHING) She has alcohol. - (SOFIA SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

(WHISPERING) When I give the signal, run!

- Wait, what? - What?

- What's the signal? - I don't know.

- (GAGGING) - Are you okay?

- RODNEY: I'm gonna be sick. - Wait, wait, I'll stop the car,

I'll stop the car.

(IMITATES BIRD CAWING)

Yeah, that's the signal.

SOFIA: What?

You'll never take me alive!

He's like a terrifying man eel.

Rodney, mate, you are mental. Brilliantly mental!

Fucking tourists.

I sensed something was up.

- (ALL LAUGHING) - I trust my survival instincts.

You're a mad man, Rodney.

You were like... (IMITATES BIRD CAWING)

(DYLAN IMITATES BIRD CAWING)

No, you can't do it, you can't do it.

Oh! It was beautiful.

So what are we...

Are we alright, or...

Well, that depends.

Have you told me everything?

'Cause this only works if you're 100% honest.

Yeah, well, there is one... one more thing.

Right, you two, let's get wasted.

Er, no, not tonight.

- (CHUCKLES) - I'm gonna grab my stuff.

Whipped.

ADDIE: Hey, erm, can I just get the case that's behind there?

Thank you.

Hey.

Is that Miles's?

Hey, did you take that?

Yeah, for like a minute, and now I'm gonna take it back.

- Erm, you should be careful. - Look,

I think I know how to handle Dylan's dad, okay?

I hate to burst your bubble, but he likes me.

I think you need to realise I'm not going anywhere.

DYLAN: Thank you so much for coming, mate.

- (KISSES) Love you. - ADDIE: Bye.

Someone else had already written a song about you?

Mmm-hmm. It went something like...

? Addie smells, Addie smells

? Let's all tell Addie that she smells ?

(ADDIE LAUGHS)

DYLAN: How old was he?

ADDIE: Er, nine? DYLAN: Yeah.

ADDIE: So you can't be too harsh.

Yeah, no, you should probably learn some words first.

DYLAN: Yeah? Get a one-man band going?

What would you call-

You have something of mine.

Yes, erm, I... I borrowed it for a student.

You didn't ask.

No, I'm sorry, it was... it was really last-minute.

It was for an audition.

Dad, I think it's just a misunderstanding.

MILES: And you thought that was okay?

Take something that doesn't belong to you,

something extremely personal,

give it to a teenager?

She... she said sorry, Dad.

MILES: I heard her.

And then, what?

You just, erm, didn't bring it back?

No, I'm... I'm sorry. That was bad of me.

I wanted to make Dylan's gig, erm...

Sorry, I don't understand.

I just didn't think it was gonna be such a big problem.

It wasn't being used.

It was just sitting there. You said I could...

Are you chastising me for something that you did?

No, I just...

You have to admit it's better off

actually being played.

- Addie, just... - Isn't it?

Just... just leave it.

MILES: It's incredible.

It's the lack of respect. It's frankly incredible.

Dylan.

You have some decisions to make.

Is this the sort of person you want to be with?

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(FAUCET RUNNING)

(FAUCET STOPS)

Why didn't you say anything?

I did try and warn you.

Sorry, what?

About him.

About what he's like.

He won't listen to "sorry".

It's just who he is.

So you just do fuck all?

If you fight back, it can get a lot worse, trust me.

Look, I was trying to protect you.

I know... I know it didn't look like it.

Didn't feel like it either, Dylan.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

I don't think I wanna be here.

What?

I was just annoyed with Addie,

so I told your dad what she did with the violin.

You really have no idea what you did, do you?

MARCUS: I'm just being honest with you,

like you asked.

It was just a stupid dig.

No, Marcus. The truth is you always had it in for her,

- right from the start. - Lads, is that...

DYLAN: I just wish I'd seen it soon enough.

Dylan, look, can we just talk?

No. I need to talk to Addie,

- not you. - Dylan.

- RODNEY: Lads? - Dylan!

RODNEY: Lads.

Ah, the deserters.

(WESTERN MOVIE THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

ADDIE: I don't understand. Ronaldo said quince minutos

and it's only been about 45 minutes.

No, Addie, quince means 15, not 50.

Hang on, hang on. Did she just say Ronaldo?

Do you think it's the same guy?

Erm, Sofia said something about

him spending all his time in that bar.

- Who's Sofia? - Our axe-murderer driver.

She had an ex called Ronaldo.

On the bar mat it said, er, Villa...

- Villa Rosa! Okay. This way. - Yes!

(SOFIA AND RONALDO SPEAKING SPANISH)

- (IN ENGLISH) Ronaldo? - Sofia.

Sorry, er, I sort of need my van back.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) You know how this feels, right?

You've had your heart broken and spat on.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) What are you saying?

That maybe he didn't get the full story

from the right person.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SPUTTERS)

- (CROWD CLAPPING) - (IN ENGLISH) Er...

- They're saying- - Yeah, I've got it.

Something about a chicken.

Weirdly, yeah.

Don't you just love big declarations of love?

I preferred psycho Sofia.

So, er, turns out it's better to talk about things

than just drive off in a rage.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry I ran away back there.

I'm sorry I let Marcus come between us.

- So, what, that's it? - Do you agree with him?

No, of course not.

Addie, please.

He's just like that.

How can you be at home here?

How is this your life?

What does that even mean?

Please, can...

- can we just sort this out? - No, no, no.

No, no, I don't wanna be here.

Maybe this was never gonna work.

- You- - (DOOR OPENS)

(THE ONE PLAYING)

? Never had to work for love

? Don't need you to show me how

(DOOR CLOSES)

? Don't want to be falling in

? When I'm falling out

(DOOR CLOSES)

? Didn't think I'd give for love

? Every time I hold it back ?

Addie, are we okay?

Yeah, fine.

Wasn't my home anyway.

RODNEY: Thank you. Er, gracias.

(ADDIE CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, my things!

We missed you too, Rodney.

- (DOOR SLIDES CLOSED) - Right, let's do this.

Yes, for Christ's sake,

can we just get to this bloody wedding?

Sorry.

? Never had to wait for love

? Always thought it'd come around

? You come for me But I'm nowhere to be found

? Cancellations for conversations

? I don't need right now

? I'm afraid of these relations I can't be tied down ?

- Erm, Addie? - Yeah.

Maybe when we get there tonight

we can find a time to talk properly?

Yeah, I'd like that.

So what, we're all friends now?

No, Marcus.

You and I are definitely not all friends now.

I'm sorry,

am I the only one who remembers what she did to you?

- She full-on cheated on you. - I'm sorry, what?

Addie cheated on him.

? Meet someone

? I don't wanna need no one

? I'm not tryna let you in

? Even if I've found the one

? I'm not tryna let you in

? Even if I've found the one ?

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