Original subtitles

- (SCREAMING) - (HORN HONKING)

(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)

If they give us a lift to the ferry,

we hire a car on the other side.

If we drive non-stop,

we can still make the wedding rehearsal dinner.

What happened between you two?

I know it was messy, but...

He ended it.

So why do you all hate each other?

Addie, this is Grace, my...

Girlfriend.

Addie broke up with me.

Buckle up, everyone.

(ENGINE STARTING)

ADDIE: Field. RODNEY: No.

MARCUS: Ferrari. RODNEY: No.

ADDIE: Factory. RODNEY: No.

DYLAN: Uh, fast lane. RODNEY: No.

DEB: Farm. RODNEY: No.

- Fence? - No.

Can we stop at the next services, please?

It is nine hours until the rehearsal,

so we can only fit in two toilet breaks.

That's every definition of anal.

Well, if you'd drink less, you'd pee less.

Yeah, well, if you weren't so tedious, I'd drink less.

Erm...

I've arranged for Grace to meet us just outside Seville.

So, she can take us the rest of the way.

OK, good.

- Who's Grace? - You never told Deb about Grace.

(GASPS) Well, well, well.

I think we can all guess why.

Shut up, Marcus.

MARCUS: You know, you really should talk

to someone about that anger problem.

Dylan, give her the name of your therapist.

You have a therapist?

It's not because of the breakup, if that's what you're thinking.

Lot of shit's happened in the last few years

that you know nothing about.

Like what?

I thought you wanted to forget me.

- Are we still playing? - Yes. F...

- F... - Oh, F my life.

Odd.

Why is it giving us a choice?

Fifty-three minutes shorter.

Not really a choice.

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

? Hot girl summer

? Which boy wanna?

? Hot girl summer

? Which boy wanna?

- ? Won't play around - ? No, no

- ? Won't hit the ground - ? No, no

? Oh, me! Oh, my!

? Let's fly and take it Make it hot

? Which boy?

? Just wanna be here I'm gonna be clear

? There's nobody here can stop me!

? Just wanna be here I'm gonna be clear

? There's nothing to fear Can't stop me!

? Oh, me! Oh, my!

? Let's fly and take it Make it hot this summer! ?

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Ads, is there anything you're not telling me?

No.

About Grace?

Grace was Dylan's girlfriend when we first met.

I thought you said he was single.

It may have been a bit messier than I originally said.

? You gotta go out

? You gotta... ?

GRACE: Do you need something, or...

Is that from my father's cellar?

Yeah, I asked Addie to bring it up

when I heard your car arriving.

Thank you.

GRACE: Thanks, Abby.

No problem.

Enjoy your holiday.

You want to get back together?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Again?

Well, I realised nobody does it for me except you.

I mean, you can't say you haven't done your research.

(SCOFFS) Don't be jealous.

And I always come back to you, don't I?

I don't understand you, Grace.

- That makes two of us. - Don't joke.

(CHUCKLES) I'm not.

Who actually knows themselves anyway?

It sounds ghastly.

What if I'd met someone else?

Have you?

Well, I mean...

No. That's not the point. I...

So this other guy...

he left you then?

God, no. I left him.

Turned out to be a total bore in the end.

He kept talking about star signs

and wanting to know my birth chart.

He tried to get me to call my mother

to find out what time I was born.

I said, "That that would be a strange way

"of resuming contact after seven years."

And do you what he said?

- What? - "Is she a Scorpio?"

(CHUCKLING) My God.

- I... - All finished.

(GIGGLING)

(MUFFLED SPEECH)

(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

? Call me a fool

? Call me a fool

? A heart forlorn A heart that's scorned

? A new love born

? Thought I had it under control, yeah

? Thought I had it under control, yeah

? But it shook me, gripped me, grabbed my soul, yeah

? Grabbed my soul, yeah

? Heard it pounding, knocking on the door, yeah

? Oh

? When I knew I had to let it go

? Don't you know I wish that I could help it

? Don't you know I wish that I could forget... ?

Oh.

You don't look thrilled to see me.

Sorry, I know you expect service with a smile.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, no, I was after a genuine one, actually.

Oh, well, that you have to earn.

Ah. Found my Achilles heel.

- Making people happy? - No, no, earning things.

I never had to. Nor has Dylan.

Yeah, you mentioned that.

Sorry... about yesterday.

I don't react well to being threatened.

It's very self-aware of you.

Oh, no, I've been told.

DYLAN: Hey. (CLEARS THROAT)

ADDIE: Hi.

Could you, er, excuse us for a minute, mate?

- Hey. - Yeah, you said that.

Right.

I, er...

Er...

Look, I just wanted to explain about Grace.

Just so you know,

she and I weren't together when...

we were...

When we were what?

(STAMMERING) When we were about to...

maybe...

I mean, maybe I misread it.

I...

- You didn't misread it. - Ah.

Just wanted to see you squirm a bit.

So your girlfriend owns this villa?

- Yeah. - Mmm-hmm.

Like I said, she broke up with me at the start of the summer,

so I wasn't lying when I said I was single.

Mmm-hmm. And now you're back together.

- Yeah. - Huh.

It's a shame.

I mean, it's bad timing.

Hmm. Bad timing.

- (CAR HORN HONKING) - It's Cherry and Krish!

I, uh... I better...

- Mmm-hmm. - DYLAN: Yeah.

There he is!

KRISH: Oh, my friend!

DYLAN: Good to see you!

Yeah, it's great to see you, buddy!

Getting along.

- Hello. - Hello, love.

(WATER SPLASHING)

DYLAN: Look, I'm still thinking about it.

I'm not fully sure it's right for me.

Mate.

Don't you want to work together?

I mean, what else would you do?

- Anything he likes. - DYLAN: Mmm.

Something involving music.

- Teaching? - No, too easy. Come on.

Addie's a teacher. Right?

Well, er, yeah.

I mean, I've just, erm, finished my training

and done a few placements.

Would you recommend to a friend?

Not to a friend, no. (CHUCKLING)

It's, erm... It's actually not that easy.

No? In what way?

Well, you might think you can coast

because your boss is a bunch of children.

But then, on the other hand,

your boss is a bunch of children.

So, I don't know. I've worked loads of shit jobs.

And this is the first boss I actually want to please.

Hey, come sit for a bit.

Well, if you want to.

Do you want some sangria?

Or Grace does an exceptional G&T.

Er, no, no, I'm good, thanks.

So what do you do, Cherry?

I'm a doctor. I mean, we're basically

the only ones that don't have bullshit jobs.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Erm, excuse me.

My job is not bullshit.

Marcus, if you didn't go to work for a whole year,

the world would be exactly as it ever was.

Or mildly improved.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Well, you can't say the same about me or Addie.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I was expelled from school.

Oh, no, not this story again.

Dylan got caught with some mandy

and I let them believe it was mine.

And he'll never let me forget it.

(LAUGHING)

Yes.

But no, I...

Seriously, I do appreciate it.

My dad would have killed me.

Yes.

Believe it or not, I used to be able to hit a high C.

But not in maths,

sadly.

- Addie? - Mmm?

I'm really sorry,

but we've run out of limes.

Would you mind popping to the shops for us?

Sure. Absolutely.

Erm, yeah, enjoy your evening, everyone.

Thanks, Addie.

Grace.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Deb, you're missing the view.

Yes, that is the plan, thank you, Rodney.

But this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

DEB: So is driving off a cliff.

Addie, maybe we should turn back.

No, no. We can't be late for the rehearsal.

- Ads, I don't like this. - Me neither,

but we will be rid of all three of them

in six hours and 48 minutes.

What do you mean, "all three"?

You're taking Rodney with you.

- We are not. - Yes, you are.

- In exchange for the lift. - The price is too high.

Would you two just stop?

Sorry, Rodney.

Yeah, sorry, mate.

It's just banter.

Don't hold your breath waiting for an apology from Addie.

Dad, I've said I'll think about it.

Yeah. By the end of the week.

I understand.

Hey.

KRISH: Don't worry, Cherry. I'll get it.

- Hey, Addie. - Hey.

I've come to ask you a favour.

- Oh, okay. - Yeah.

(WHISPERING) It's mine and Cherry's anniversary tomorrow

and I'm planning on asking her to marry me.

- Congratulat- - Shh!

- Thanks. - (BOTH CHUCKLE)

I'm really nervous. (SIGHS) Do you think she'll say yes?

Well, I don't really know you, but, erm...

Definitely.

Yeah. Okay.

Ah, okay. So Cherry and I, we do this run every morning.

And I want to propose at this beautiful place that we run past

and I was wondering if you'd go ahead to set it up.

I'd pay you, of course, but you'd have to be up at dawn.

Er...

Please?

I can't trust the others to keep it a secret.

And Dylan can't do it all by himself.

Okay.

- Okay. (LAUGHS) - Okay.

- (HORN HONKS) - Oh, shit!

(TYRES SCREECH)

- (HONKS) - Jeez!

Honk your horn.

(BOTH HORNS HONKING)

Well, that's me, I'm out of ideas.

ADDIE: Hello, hi, hola.

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) He wants us to go back.

Thank God we have you here to elucidate the situation.

Can you just let me handle this, please?

MARCUS: How? Interpretive dance?

We need to get to the rehearsal.

- I promised Krish. - He did promise Krish.

ADDIE: I can't reverse on this road. Okay?

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Don't... No, don't shush me.

(IN SPANISH)

Hmm?

(IN ENGLISH) Do you want my help or not?

Fine.

He says you're gonna wake up Big Dwayne Johnson.

- What the fuck does that mean? - I don't know.

Tell him he has to back up.

(IN SPANISH)

You're mad.

- (IN ENGLISH) No? No, no. Great. - No.

(DRIVER AND DYLAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

(LOUD GRUNTING)

- (BANGING) - (GASPS)

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Sorry. Sorry.

- Sorry. - What is that?

Is that a bull?

(IN SPANISH)

Whoo-wee!

(IN ENGLISH) Addie, looks like you found your spirit animal.

(BULL GRUNTS)

More scared, more attack.

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Horny. (IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Lover, not a fighter.

So he's actually your spirit animal.

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Eh, no.

What? What did he say about me? What did he say about me?

- Nothing. - What?

(IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Yeah, I think we should go back.

(DWAYNE BELLOWING)

RODNEY: Feel the sand between your toes.

(INHALES, EXHALES)

The ocean, lapping your feet.

(EXHALES)

A seagull flies overhead.

(IMITATES BIRD CAWING)

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

No.

No. No.

(ALL EXHALE)

Is there something wrong with the van?

MARCUS: Look, now...

Yep. In gear. Turn the steering wheel left.

No, no. But we want to go to the right.

No, shh. Turn the steering wheel left.

- Marcus, just let Addie do it. - What, and let her kill us all?

- (WHIMPERING) - You seem tired.

- (SQUEALING) - Deb, go to your happy place.

Beach, ocean, sun. The sun is a ball of fire.

Explodes on impact, bodies identified by dental records!

- (BRAKES SCREECH) - Everyone get out now.

Now.

Except Dylan. Dylan stays.

(MUSIC PLAYING ON VAN STEREO)

? Could you hold me in the darkness

Coffee?

? Would you tell the world my name?

Thanks.

? Oh, I'm reaching out

? For something

? God is on our side

? I wanna feel good again ?

Er, Krish suggested we hide the van up there.

Er, okay.

(GEARS GRINDING)

I can look out the back if you like.

Er, yeah. Yeah, okay, thanks.

DYLAN: Okay. Right a bit, keep it coming.

Okay. Good. Good. Now just bring it back.

Straight back. That's it.

That's it. That's it.

Stop.

Like a pro.

Thanks. Normally I let the wall tell me when I've gone too far.

Well, now you have me.

So how long have Krish and Cherry been together?

DYLAN: Er...

Since uni, so seven years.

And what about you and Grace?

Same. Well, on and off.

On, when she feels like it.

Off, when she doesn't.

Grace likes things to be on her terms.

It sounds like you do as well.

How do you mean?

Well, I mean, there are two of you.

It's lasted this long. On some level, it must suit you.

What must?

Letting someone else define the relationship for you.

(SCOFFS)

Spares you from having to think about what you want.

Wow.

When you say it like that, it sounds bad.

Grace doesn't mind you being here?

Krish asked to keep it a secret.

Oh, last thing. He asked...

if I could film it discreetly, so...

Okay. Erm...

How about over there?

Oh, yeah, perfect.

I promise it's the first time I've done this.

Okay.

(SIGHS)

It's gonna be a hell of a shock being back in Bristol tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

My dad wants me to start at his firm on Monday.

How long are you staying?

Another week.

It'll be weird without you here.

It's been, erm...

Or it hasn't been.

Unlucky, mate.

Looks like she wants to die together.

It's romantic, really.

Can you help me, please?

Yeah.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

? I got two, three lovers in my life

? Four, five fellas on my mind

? Six, seven blowin' up my line

? Eight, nine tellin' me I'm fine

? I got two, three lovers in my life

? Four, five fellas on my mind

? Six, seven blowin' up my line

? Eight, nine

? But I just need the one

? I gotta go find the one

- ? No, they're not the one - (GEARS GRINDING)

? I gotta go find the one

? I got one minute then I've got to go

? 'Cause I'm too pretty to be on my own

? But three's a crowd and four's a party

? G5 engine, six-gear Ferrari

? It's a dream that we all have

? Prince Charming, pretty in a top hat, wow

? These boys tryna shoot their shot

? Unaware that he's not that hot

? Every guy I see

? Like John, Josh, Joe and Kevin

? Thinks they hold the key

? The key for me to love them

? Put all of y'all together

Fuck!

? Like literally all added up

? Still not good enough for me

? Nope

You did it!

? I've got two, three lovers in my life

? Four, five fellas on my mind

? Six, seven blowin' up my line

(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Nice!

- Nice. - RODNEY: Goodbye,

Big Dwayne Johnson!

(ALL CHEERING)

Yes! Yes!

- Well done! - RODNEY: Come on!

I told you she'd do it.

You owe me ten euros.

- No. I said, "in one piece." - RODNEY: Yes.

It is in one piece.

ADDIE: Thank... Thank you.

I really couldn't have done that without you.

I guess there are some upsides

to not forgetting our whole relationship.

ADDIE: Cheers, Rodney.

Fixable.

Well done.

Listen, the main body of the van is intact.

? Don't, don't, don't, don't say another sorry today

? One more time is more than you mean it, anyway

? Why'd you have to take it all so hard on yourself

? We were promised the world

? But so was everyone else

? So maybe it's an end

? 'Cause this don't feel like a start

? But every generation

? Probably thought they were the last

- ? But days like this - ? Days like this

- ? I forget - ? I forget

- ? My darkness - (BEEP)

? My darkness

? And remember your light

? Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ?

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

ADDIE: Okay. Five-minute comfort break, folks.

Can we have ten minutes?

I just want to see if they've got

one of those massage chairs.

MARCUS: Maybe it'll give you a happy ending.

RODNEY: Oh, yeah, it'll make you really happy.

I'll get coffees in if anyone wants...

DYLAN: Fuck.

- Fuck, fuck, fuck. - What's wrong?

My watch.

It'll be in the van.

No, I had it. It...

It must have fallen off when we were pushing.

- Mate, it'll be in the van. - No, it won't, Marcus!

(SOFTLY) Fuck!

Mate, we have to go now. We're going to be late.

DYLAN: Five more minutes.

You said that 20 minutes ago.

He doesn't know what time it is, to be fair.

Look, I don't wanna be the one to say it,

but if he hasn't found it by now, it's gone.

What's so special about this watch anyway?

It's his dad's.

ADDIE: He always used to hate his dad's flashy stuff,

but then he also said he'd quit working for his dad

and look how that turned out.

Yeah. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Excuse me?

Dylan did quit. After you guys broke up,

he went off to write songs and learn the sitar,

whatever the fuck. He left me with all the accounts.

Okay, so? Why is he so obsessed with this watch?

His dad had a heart attack.

He's fine.

But Dylan came back to help run the company.

Dylan's really stepped up.

He's become the man he's supposed to be.

No thanks to you.

Rodney!

You okay?

On the ferry, I said something really harsh to Dylan.

I said... (SIGHS)

I said I wish I could forget I ever met him.

And I didn't mean it how it sounded, but...

You know how you said he ended it?

- He did end it. - Right, yeah.

But relationships are rarely that simple.

Did he say something to you?

No, no.

It's just...

I'm here.

(CHUCKLES) What?

I guess there won't be much use

for that English degree in finance.

No.

If I had your opportunities, I wouldn't worry about

disappointing people, I'd just do whatever I wanted.

But what if what you wanted was to not disappoint people?

CHERRY: Come on, Krish.

Sprint finish!

Shit. Okay, grab the bags.

- (GASPS) Oh! - (WHISPERING) You okay?

Your shoes...

(PANTING) Oh, my God.

Is this you?

(LAUGHING)

Shh.

CHERRY: Oh, God.

KRISH: Will you... Will you marry me?

CHERRY: Yes, yes, yes!

Yes! Oh!

Yes!

(CHERRY LAUGHING)

KRISH: How far off are you?

At this rate, I'll be doing the Macarena as my first dance.

I promise I'll be there tonight.

Good. Look, Cherry told me about Addie.

Er...

And I thought the reception would be awkward.

Yeah, I thought the fact she was coming to the wedding

meant she wanted to talk about what happened,

but she just shuts down.

Do you want to know what I think?

- Sure. - Addie is just doing

what she needs to move on, and I think you should do the same.

Yeah? Now, quit focusing on your failed relationship,

and come and celebrate my successful one.

All right, mate.

Bye.

Hey.

I thought I'd come check to see if you're okay.

I'm sorry.

- For? - I should never have said that

I wanted to forget meeting you.

I take it back.

I've never been good at letting things go.

I guess the lack of closure has driven me a bit mad.

Well, maybe I am too extreme the other way.

Maybe it's helpful to go over old ground.

No, I think you're right.

You've clearly moved on.

And I just... I just need to do the same.

Friends?

(INHALES SHARPLY)

Never been friends with an ex before.

But... okay.

Friends.

Don't you dare. Don't-

Aah! Guess what happened?

GRACE: Oh, my God!

(GRACE SQUEALS)

I think we need to cheers.

Shotgun best man.

KRISH: Dylan, Addie, you guys were so great.

Yeah, I wondered what all this sneaking around was about.

Okay, watch out!

(ALL EXCLAIMING AND CHEERING)

CHERRY: Oh, God!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(MARCUS IMITATING KAZOO)

Please welcome Cherry Marshall,

the future Mrs Krish Mukherjee, in the manner of the word!

(ALL CHEERING)

- Whoa! - Hello.

Sexily.

- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - Sluttily!

Cherry, you know the game has actually started?

Oy, that's my fiancee you're talking about.

- Rudely. - Erm...

- Boorishly. - Tastelessly?

- Mmm! - Oh, er, vulgarly.

Yes! Addie, you're next.

Give 'em a good mix.

Here we go. (IMITATES FANFARE)

(CLEARS THROAT)

- CHERRY: Oy, stop it. - I'm not looking.

No looking.

CHERRY: You ready?

Okay, can we all please welcome Addie Gilbert

in the manner of the word.

(ALL CHEERING)

- Do you want some? - Mmm-hmm.

- Addie? - KRISH: We've lost her.

- (CHUCKLES) - Absently.

- Shyly. - Boringly?

Shall I go see if she's okay?

- Oh, my God! - MARCUS: Oh, shit!

(LAUGHING)

Scarily.

(LAUGHING)

- Oh, my God. - Was it?

- Yes! - Oh, well done!

Oh, so gross.

KRISH: Oh, my God.

- Oh, that was great. - That was jokes, to be fair.

Okay, me.

No, rubbish. No, offensive. Marcus, I know your handwriting.

Oh, okay.

? Can't nobody love you, babe

? Like I'm loving you, baby

? Because they don't love you

CHERRY: Seductively?

? They can't love you like I do

? Can't nobody love you, baby

? Like I'm loving you right now

? No, they don't know how

? To love you like I do

Self-indulgently?

Narcissistically?

? I love you in the morning

? Love you late at night

- KRISH: Beautifully. - Musically.

? I won't stop loving you until you tell me everything's

? Alright

? Ain't nobody love you, babe

? Like I'm loving you right now

? No, they don't know how

? To love you like I do ?

Sadly?

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SCOFFS)

She's not your usual type.

Grace, look, I'm sorry.

Don't apologise.

I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a hypocrite.

Doesn't matter.

Right.

No, actually, it does matter.

That's the whole point.

It matters because it hurts.

You have not hurt me.

It hurts when you do it to me.

Or at least it used to.

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

That's my taxi.

My astrology guy foretold a great love story

if I met him in Madrid.

So I'm gonna go to Ibiza.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

? True love will find you in the end

? You'll find out just who was your friend

Do you wanna dance?

Go on then.

? Don't be sad, I know you will

? But don't give up until

? True love will find you in the end ?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Oh, God, the washing!

? This is a promise with a catch

? Only if you're looking can it find you

? 'Cause true love is searching too

? But how can it recognise you

? Unless you step out into the light, the light

What about Grace?

It's over.

? Don't be sad I know you will

? But don't give up until

? True love will find you in the end

? But don't give up until

? True love will find you in the end ?

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Fuck's sake, Marcus.

I'm gonna take it through the car wash.

I'll come.

(SPORTSCASTER CHATTERING IN SPANISH ON RADIO)

DYLAN: Oh!

Oh, shit.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

? I tried for you

? Tried to see through

? All the smoke and dirt

? It wouldn't move

? What could I do?

? I touch your head

? To pull your thoughts into my hand

? But now I can't

? Say, isn't it strange?

(CAR WASH WHIRRING)

? Isn't it strange?

? I am still me

? You are still you

? In the same place

? Isn't it strange?

? How people can change

? From strangers to friends

? Friends into lovers

? Then strangers again

? Back to this room

(CAR WASH WHIRRING)

? Back to our roots

(BEEPING)

? What did we lose?

? What did we lose?

Oh, you washed off what I wrote.

? If I could, I'd pull your strings

? For one more dance

MARCUS: Sorry about your watch, mate.

It's alright.

I'll get over it.

I'm just gonna grab some supplies.

? Isn't it strange? ?

MARCUS: Hey.

So, er, you and Dylan have decided to be friends.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you're trying to get close to Dylan again, you should know.

I haven't told him about what happened between us.

Not yet anyway.

(VAN DOOR CLOSES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

? Ding, I got the message clear

? There's been a sudden change in the atmosphere

? Now these dirt roads

? Have changed to stone

? And the hole in my heart is now filled with gold

? True maybe

? You've done your share of wrong

? And left some angels with a broken heart

? Come what may

? I'm standing with you

? You are my one and only

? You make my grey sky blue ?

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0