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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,181 --> 00:00:07,301 SPEAKS FRENCH: 2 00:00:25,341 --> 00:00:26,941 THEY LAUGH 3 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:31,901 STALL MANAGER: Oui, bien sur. 4 00:00:49,461 --> 00:00:50,941 FREDERICK LAUGHS 5 00:00:52,941 --> 00:00:54,500 JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS, CHATTER 6 00:00:54,501 --> 00:00:56,541 Salut. Salut. 7 00:01:16,821 --> 00:01:18,260 GROUP: Ouistiti! 8 00:01:18,261 --> 00:01:20,461 Tres bien. Merci. 9 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,061 LAUGHTER 10 00:02:10,781 --> 00:02:14,581 ALL: 11 00:02:17,421 --> 00:02:22,620 CHRISTIAN, HIGH-PITCHED: Guignol? Guignol! Ou es-tu? 12 00:02:22,621 --> 00:02:24,701 LAUGHTER 13 00:02:32,141 --> 00:02:34,181 ALL: 14 00:02:37,021 --> 00:02:38,580 LAUGHTER 15 00:02:38,581 --> 00:02:41,180 CHRISTIAN IN DISTANCE: Ou es-tu, Guignol? 16 00:02:41,181 --> 00:02:43,660 WOMAN SCREAMS 17 00:02:43,661 --> 00:02:45,941 CHILDREN LAUGH IN DISTANCE 18 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:53,300 ? Do you remember the first time 19 00:02:53,301 --> 00:02:57,701 ? That my eyes set on you? 20 00:02:59,421 --> 00:03:02,740 ? Your smile came from nowhere 21 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:07,501 ? For sometime never Or sometime soon 22 00:03:09,341 --> 00:03:12,460 ? The road is a long one 23 00:03:12,461 --> 00:03:16,821 ? I was only passing through 24 00:03:19,861 --> 00:03:26,381 ? I was only passing through. ? 25 00:03:40,101 --> 00:03:42,620 Listen. I'm not staying any longer than an hour. 26 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:44,620 I've been rushed off my feet all day. 27 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:47,420 I'm knackered, and I've still got presents to wrap, 28 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:49,340 but Jeremy said he's got a surprise for me, 29 00:03:49,341 --> 00:03:51,140 and don't I wanna sound like the Grinch. 30 00:03:51,141 --> 00:03:53,380 You? Sound like the Grinch (?) 31 00:03:53,381 --> 00:03:55,540 Hey! I'll have you know 32 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:58,220 I am the most Christmassy person in the world. 33 00:03:58,221 --> 00:04:00,180 I've even been known to make me own paper chains. 34 00:04:00,181 --> 00:04:02,581 Is that right? Yes, from scratch. 35 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:07,140 Plus... you know how amorous Judith can get with me 36 00:04:07,141 --> 00:04:09,340 after a couple of bottles of Champagne. 37 00:04:09,341 --> 00:04:12,741 Well, who can blame her? SHE CHUCKLES 38 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:18,140 This is, erm... 39 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:20,781 This is something I've been meaning to give you for a while. 40 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:25,981 Oh, erm... 41 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,540 I-I'm loving our time together, Dom, 42 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,260 but do you think it's a bit early to be thinking about...? 43 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:35,220 Oh, no, no, no, no! No, it's not... it's not that. 44 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:37,660 What? No, I-I'm not proposing. Look... 45 00:04:37,661 --> 00:04:40,580 It's a key. It's just a key. It's just a key to my house. 46 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,940 See? LAUGHING: Oh! Oh, right. Sorry. 47 00:04:42,941 --> 00:04:44,460 In hindsight, it's the wrong box. 48 00:04:44,461 --> 00:04:46,180 Sorry! It's the wrong box. 49 00:04:46,181 --> 00:04:48,981 Anyway, that's for you. Sorry. 50 00:04:52,221 --> 00:04:54,300 Look, erm, Jean, I'm... 51 00:04:54,301 --> 00:04:58,580 I'm absolutely loving this. You know, us. 52 00:04:58,581 --> 00:04:59,980 I'm hearing a "but" coming. 53 00:04:59,981 --> 00:05:02,060 No, no. No, not at all. 54 00:05:02,061 --> 00:05:06,380 I'm absolutely loving this... time together. 55 00:05:06,381 --> 00:05:09,701 Just... me and you, you know, our little secret. 56 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:12,900 Can we keep it like that for a bit? 57 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:15,980 You know, before the whole world finds out? 58 00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:17,820 Dom... 59 00:05:17,821 --> 00:05:20,620 That's so romantic. Exactly. 60 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:24,621 I don't want anything or anyone to ruin this. 61 00:05:25,781 --> 00:05:27,861 I wholeheartedly agree. 62 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:35,860 Hiya... Surprise! 63 00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:38,900 THEY CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY 64 00:05:38,901 --> 00:05:41,541 Oh, lovely. It's from Geraldine. 65 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:44,300 Haven't heard from her for years. 66 00:05:44,301 --> 00:05:46,701 She was one of our bridesmaids, do you remember, darling? 67 00:05:58,301 --> 00:05:59,900 Darling! 68 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:04,700 Ah! I've just been showing Dominic the advocaat we've had shipped in. 69 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:06,620 I had an urge for one at the golf club, 70 00:06:06,621 --> 00:06:08,260 and I've stocked La Couronne up with it. 71 00:06:08,261 --> 00:06:10,620 They'll be flying out of the door. It's a Christmas staple. 72 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,660 Uncle Patrick practically weaned me on the stuff. 73 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:16,340 Now, shall we go through to the dining room and see the tree? 74 00:06:16,341 --> 00:06:18,581 PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry. 75 00:06:20,461 --> 00:06:22,780 Oh, erm... 76 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:23,861 Hello? 77 00:06:25,141 --> 00:06:29,060 Oh. Yeah, OK. Yes, I'm on my way. 78 00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:30,700 OK, erm... 79 00:06:30,701 --> 00:06:34,500 I'm so sorry, but that was Caron, and he really needs my help. 80 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:36,180 Can we do advocaat later? 81 00:06:36,181 --> 00:06:38,260 Of course we can! 82 00:06:38,261 --> 00:06:40,460 Something's happened at the Christmas market. 83 00:06:40,461 --> 00:06:41,620 Can you give me a lift? 84 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:43,741 Sure, come on. I'm so sorry. 85 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:49,980 DOOR CLOSES Oh, don't worry, darling. 86 00:06:49,981 --> 00:06:52,700 They can come and see the tree later. 87 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:56,101 Hm! Right, what have we got here, then? 88 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,301 MAN CRYING 89 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:14,300 Hiya. Who's that? 90 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,420 Christian Delise, the son of the victim. 91 00:07:16,421 --> 00:07:18,980 He is inebriated and can't stop crying. 92 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,460 Well, what's happened? 93 00:07:21,461 --> 00:07:25,700 His father, Frederick Delise, performs the show with him. 94 00:07:25,701 --> 00:07:27,420 When his father was taking a break, 95 00:07:27,421 --> 00:07:29,460 he removed the puppet from his hand, 96 00:07:29,461 --> 00:07:33,220 and when he put it back on, the puppet must have been replaced 97 00:07:33,221 --> 00:07:36,740 with an identical one but with one fatal addition. 98 00:07:36,741 --> 00:07:40,820 Super-sharp razor blades had been cleverly sewn on the inside, 99 00:07:40,821 --> 00:07:42,660 slicing his main artery. 100 00:07:42,661 --> 00:07:46,380 He was discovered quite quickly, but unfortunately, 101 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:49,980 he suffers from a condition called von Willebrand disease, 102 00:07:49,981 --> 00:07:52,380 where even small cuts can be fatal, 103 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:54,501 as the blood does not coagulate quick enough. 104 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:58,180 He's currently fighting for his life. 105 00:07:58,181 --> 00:08:00,740 That's horrific. Mm. 106 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,580 And what about the son? 107 00:08:02,581 --> 00:08:05,780 Eyewitnesses say he was doing the show when it happened. 108 00:08:05,781 --> 00:08:07,900 He had his hands in two puppets on stage, 109 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:10,820 so he could not have possibly replaced the puppet. 110 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:14,340 And, judging by how distraught he is, 111 00:08:14,341 --> 00:08:16,940 I can't think why he would. 112 00:08:16,941 --> 00:08:19,780 Now, do you... 113 00:08:19,781 --> 00:08:22,060 do you know anything about puppets? 114 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:25,780 Well, it looks like an original Guignol puppet, yeah. 115 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,860 I mean, about 1810, 116 00:08:27,861 --> 00:08:30,940 possibly made by the puppeteer himself, Laurent Mourguet, 117 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,260 but you can never tell. 118 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,380 He was a tooth-puller, and he made puppets 119 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:38,020 to distract the patients from their pain. 120 00:08:38,021 --> 00:08:39,780 SHE CHUCKLES 121 00:08:39,781 --> 00:08:42,020 Oh. Hang on. 122 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,460 No, I'm sorry, this is actually a brilliant copy. 123 00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:47,380 How do you know? 124 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:50,100 Well, you see, the original would've been hand-stitched, 125 00:08:50,101 --> 00:08:53,700 and this has been made on a machine, and you can smell the coffee. 126 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:57,820 Yeah. Erm... That's a classic way of ageing fabric. 127 00:08:57,821 --> 00:09:01,380 No, this puppet, it's been made for the job in hand. 128 00:09:01,381 --> 00:09:03,860 Jean. WOMAN: Christian? 129 00:09:03,861 --> 00:09:05,901 "Job in hand". Christian! 130 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:08,821 CHRISTIAN: Come to gloat, have you? 131 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,621 Go away, Mother! 132 00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:22,260 See you later. JUDITH: Thank God you're here! 133 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:25,500 Oh, Gloria, I need to tell someone. 134 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:27,100 What on earth's the matter? 135 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:30,220 Nancy, my best friend, is in the UK, 136 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:34,980 and Jean is at some crime scene, so I thought of you. 137 00:09:34,981 --> 00:09:38,140 Well, I'm very flattered to be third choice. 138 00:09:38,141 --> 00:09:42,060 I received a Christmas card from one of my bridesmaids. 139 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:44,300 She told me, very gently, 140 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:49,260 that the priest who married me and Jeremy nearly 38 years ago... 141 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,220 is not a priest at all. 142 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:53,420 Oh, no! I know. 143 00:09:53,421 --> 00:09:55,380 She saw a news article about him. 144 00:09:55,381 --> 00:09:57,740 The priest character was a cover, 145 00:09:57,741 --> 00:10:00,980 and he's actually a member of the Parisian Mafia 146 00:10:00,981 --> 00:10:04,340 and is serving 30 years in prison for his heinous crimes. 147 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:05,821 Wow. 148 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,261 Which means that I am... 149 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:10,740 ...a scarlet woman. 150 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:14,860 I've never been married. What... What can I do? 151 00:10:14,861 --> 00:10:17,220 Er, well... 152 00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:19,861 First things first, you have to tell Jeremy. 153 00:10:20,941 --> 00:10:23,700 I can't. I don't think I can find the words. 154 00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:25,741 PHONE RINGS 155 00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:29,340 It's Jeremy. 156 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,620 What do I do? What do I do? All right. 157 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:35,661 Answer the phone and act naturally. Yes. 158 00:10:36,941 --> 00:10:38,261 Hello, foxy chops! 159 00:10:39,581 --> 00:10:41,461 Yeah, no, I'm at the garage. 160 00:10:42,581 --> 00:10:46,340 I forgot to tell you that Gloria has invited us 161 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,660 for Christmas drinks at the pub. 162 00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:52,380 Yes. See you there. 163 00:10:52,381 --> 00:10:55,180 CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Mwah, mwah, mwah! 164 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:57,460 JUDITH EXHALES SHARPLY 165 00:10:57,461 --> 00:11:00,220 Thank you. Right. 166 00:11:00,221 --> 00:11:01,941 I'd best go and get changed, then. 167 00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:08,060 Giselle said you weren't answering your phone, 168 00:11:08,061 --> 00:11:11,580 so I thought I'd better come down and see if you were OK. 169 00:11:11,581 --> 00:11:13,220 Pardon, madame...? 170 00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:14,580 Oh, Joanna. 171 00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:16,300 Who is Giselle? 172 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,500 She's my granddaughter. She lives with us. 173 00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:21,060 It's a long story. 174 00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:25,420 You got your own way in the end, didn't you, Mother dear? 175 00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:27,941 You hated the ground he walked on! 176 00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:32,900 She left me and my dad when I was ten. 177 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,820 Ran away with another man. Leaving me alone. 178 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,380 Didn't you, Mother? 179 00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:40,820 You know it was never like that, Christian. 180 00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:43,540 Er, could you give your details to one of my officers 181 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:46,100 in case we have any more questions? Yeah, of course. 182 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:49,420 Take care. Thank you. 183 00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:51,381 PHONE RINGS 184 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:56,940 DOM: Hello? Calm... Calm down, Jeremy. 185 00:11:56,941 --> 00:12:01,300 Monsieur Delise, do you remember seeing anything unusual? 186 00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:06,740 Please, I just want to go to the hospital to see my father. 187 00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:09,220 But I still have to take the show down. 188 00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:11,580 My officers and I will help you with that 189 00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,820 and then give you a lift to the hospital. 190 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:16,181 It's probably best you don't drive. 191 00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:20,261 Of course. Thank you. 192 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:23,061 OK. Yeah. 193 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:27,420 Thanks for your help. I can take it from here. 194 00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:30,900 OK, well, if you need any more help, just give me a call. 195 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,861 Of course. Yeah. 196 00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:37,020 Do you fancy a quick drink in La Couronne? 197 00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:39,221 Jeremy needs my help. Oh. 198 00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:47,220 Oh, dear, you look like you need this. 199 00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:49,420 Oh, thank you. On the house. 200 00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:50,860 Thank you. 201 00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:52,900 Hang on. I own the house. 202 00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:54,981 Treat yourself, then. It's Christmas Eve. 203 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,541 Mm. 204 00:12:59,661 --> 00:13:01,340 Oh! Thank goodness. Quickly. 205 00:13:01,341 --> 00:13:03,020 Before Judith arrives. What's going on? 206 00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:06,180 I just got a call from one of my groomsmen from my wedding. 207 00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:10,500 Apparently, he found out the priest that married us 37 years ago 208 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:14,300 was in fact a member of the Parisian Mafia. 209 00:13:14,301 --> 00:13:17,700 He was undercover as a priest, meaning... 210 00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:19,020 we were never married. 211 00:13:19,021 --> 00:13:21,500 JEAN GASPS Crikey! 212 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,380 Does... Does Judith know? No, of course not. 213 00:13:24,381 --> 00:13:26,580 Don't you think you should tell her? 214 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,701 No, please don't say anything. Any of you! 215 00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:31,940 I need some thinking time. 216 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,780 Course not, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Erm... 217 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,700 Look, we're right here for you, for both of you. 218 00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:39,220 Another on the house? 219 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:41,260 Oh, thank you. 220 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:45,020 Merry Christmas, everyone! Here she is, Christmas personified. 221 00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:46,860 Whey! GLORIA CHUCKLES 222 00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:48,780 Merry Christmas, Judith. 223 00:13:48,781 --> 00:13:50,420 Thank you, Jean. 224 00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:52,780 Merry Christmas, Judith. 225 00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:54,741 Merry Christmas, Jeremy. 226 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:02,180 Shall we have, erm, a quick one before the choir starts? 227 00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:05,260 Ooh, good idea. Let's grab a table. I'll bring them over. Usual? 228 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,860 Yeah, thanks, Glo. You're an angel. 229 00:14:06,861 --> 00:14:08,740 Yeah, I am. SHE CHUCKLES 230 00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:11,941 PATRICK: Ooh, I like your headwear. I like yours. 231 00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:15,300 GLORIA GASPS 232 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:16,860 That's brilliant! 233 00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:18,180 Thank you. SHE CHUCKLES 234 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:20,700 Hey. Can you keep a secret? 235 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,980 I was just about to ask you the same thing. 236 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,260 You go first. 237 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:27,620 Judith has found out from her old bridesmaid 238 00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:32,140 that the priest who married her and Jeremy isn't really a priest. 239 00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:34,500 She's distraught. Wish we could help. 240 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,821 That's just what Jeremy told me. 241 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,860 Let me have a think. 242 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:43,701 CHORAL MUSIC 243 00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,380 Keep going. SHE CHUCKLES 244 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:13,340 Right, round here. 245 00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:16,261 Now stop and look up. 246 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:22,221 What? Well, in the sky. Look up. 247 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,261 Right, now. Up there... 248 00:15:26,221 --> 00:15:29,620 ...is NGC 2264. 249 00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:31,580 Catchy name (!) 250 00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:35,700 Well, it is a large emission nebula, 251 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:39,740 located about... 2,500 light years away 252 00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:43,660 in the constellation of Monoceros. Oh. 253 00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:47,020 But it is most famous 254 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:50,861 for looking exactly like a Christmas tree. 255 00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:53,261 Aw. 256 00:15:57,341 --> 00:16:00,660 When you're talking about astronomy, well, 257 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:03,620 I don't know what you're on about half the time, but... 258 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:05,861 the way you say it, it's lovely. 259 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,780 I've had the best Christmas Eve in... years. 260 00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:17,141 Yeah? Yeah, me too. 261 00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:23,501 Erm... It doesn't have to end now. 262 00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:30,140 Oh. I-I meant... Well, if you're not ready... 263 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:31,700 Oh, no, no. I am more than ready. 264 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:34,060 Oh. Oh, sorry. No, that sounded a bit too keen, didn't it? 265 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,181 No, not at all. 266 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:41,341 Erm, I just need to make sure you mean... 267 00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:43,980 ...what I think you mean 268 00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:47,141 That is exactly what I mean. 269 00:16:48,661 --> 00:16:50,141 Just a minute. 270 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:56,661 HE CLEARS THROAT 271 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:03,900 What's that? 272 00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:07,741 That's just a few overnight things. 273 00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:11,940 Actually, this bag has been in the boot of the car 274 00:17:11,941 --> 00:17:12,980 since we first kissed. 275 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:16,420 CHUCKLING: Oh! I see. 276 00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:19,421 Well... be a shame not to use it, then, eh? 277 00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,221 SHE CHUCKLES 278 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,220 Now... I couldn't find your Christmas mugs, 279 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,260 so I just used the regular ones. 280 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,340 Christmas mugs? You sound like Gloria. 281 00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:41,780 Who do you think bought me all mine? SHE LAUGHS 282 00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:44,860 I got you a present. Oh, you haven't. 283 00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:46,780 Oh... 284 00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:48,941 HE CLEARS THROAT Ooh. 285 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,101 Oh, my... 286 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,940 Oh, wow. 287 00:17:57,941 --> 00:18:00,580 Is that an armillary sphere? You haven't got one, have you? 288 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,980 No, no, no. I've always wanted one, though. 289 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:06,180 Oh, good. Oh, wow, that is amazing. 290 00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:08,580 So, go on. Show me what it does. 291 00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,580 Oh, right, well, when, er... 292 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:14,420 when you turn this, you see the movements 293 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:17,340 of the constellations around the Earth. 294 00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:20,740 Mm. Oh, thank you so much, Jean. 295 00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:23,260 I love it. Aw! 296 00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:26,740 I've actually got you a present as well. 297 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:29,341 Oh. OK. HE CHUCKLES 298 00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:36,340 Oh, now, I wonder what that can be? 299 00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:39,821 Well, it's not an air fryer. SHE LAUGHS 300 00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:44,901 Oh! 301 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,220 How did you know? 302 00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:50,420 Well, I asked Charlie who your favourite artists were, 303 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,421 and he's the only one I'd ever heard of. 304 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:56,341 Oh, Dom, that... that's so kind. 305 00:18:57,421 --> 00:19:00,020 Come here. PHONE RINGS 306 00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,581 Erm, sorry. 307 00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,221 Ah. 308 00:19:08,501 --> 00:19:09,901 Merry Christmas, Carol. 309 00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:14,501 Oh. Oh, dear. 310 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:20,420 Yeah. OK. Erm, I'll call Dom 311 00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:24,900 and see if he can, erm, drive me over. 312 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:26,821 SHE SIGHS 313 00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:30,260 What's up? 314 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:32,420 Frederick passed away in the night. 315 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,460 It's now a murder Inquiry. Oh... 316 00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:36,460 I'm so sorry to ruin our day. 317 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:38,620 Don't be daft. You're not ruling anything. 318 00:19:38,621 --> 00:19:40,140 Jeremy and Judith always book me 319 00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:41,860 to take them to church Christmas morning 320 00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:44,101 because, well, they're usually too hung over to drive. 321 00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,380 Well, they didn't strike me as the religious type. 322 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:51,900 No, no, they're not. They go to church once a year... 323 00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,980 just in case. SHE LAUGHS 324 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,780 Right, I'll tell you what, I'll drop you off, 325 00:19:55,781 --> 00:19:57,580 and then we'll meet up later. 326 00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,860 Thanks, Dom. 327 00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:00,301 Come here. SHE CHUCKLES 328 00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:06,061 In a bit. See you in a bit. See you later. 329 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:18,300 Ooh, full uniform on Christmas Day? Er, sign of respect. 330 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,980 I'm still on duty, and a murder has been committed. 331 00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:22,420 Fair enough. 332 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,860 Thank you for giving me some of your Christmas Day, Jean. 333 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,940 Oh, anything to help. What have we got? 334 00:20:26,941 --> 00:20:31,380 So, this is the last photo that was taken of Frederick alive. 335 00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:35,300 Who took that? A local press photographer. 336 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,460 The puppet hut was inspected when we helped dismantled it. 337 00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:40,220 Nothing. 338 00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:44,860 I've been through his phone records, and the last person he called 339 00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:47,340 was Joanna, at 1:45pm. 340 00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:49,820 So he called her? Yes. 341 00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:53,060 Hm. And then there is this. 342 00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:55,780 When we searched their van, we found an insurance policy. 343 00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:58,220 It was taken out only three weeks ago 344 00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:00,781 by a certain C Delise. 345 00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:05,620 Christian. Exactly. 346 00:21:05,621 --> 00:21:09,020 His distraught son is now 100,000 euros better off. 347 00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:10,340 SOFTLY: Oh... 348 00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:12,861 We need to pay him a visit. Well... 349 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,261 Well, there's no time like the Christmas present. 350 00:21:53,221 --> 00:21:55,621 Not there. That's my father's chair. 351 00:21:57,621 --> 00:22:00,781 Was my father's chair So, so sorry. I'll, erm... 352 00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:08,500 We have checked your father's phone records. 353 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:12,540 The last phone call your father ever made was to your mother, Joanna. 354 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:15,140 Why do you think that is? 355 00:22:15,141 --> 00:22:18,741 Probably because... he still loved her. 356 00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:20,741 Who knows? 357 00:22:23,861 --> 00:22:27,460 She left us when I was just ten years of age. 358 00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:31,021 And then she proceeded to take my daughter, Giselle! 359 00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:33,101 What do you mean? 360 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,981 Me, my wife and Giselle, we all lived here with my father. 361 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:44,021 My wife left me when Giselle was young. 362 00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:49,060 And my mother said 363 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:53,060 me and Dad weren't fit to bring her up. 364 00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:56,740 That must have been, erm... hard. 365 00:22:56,741 --> 00:23:00,541 She applied for custody of Giselle, and she got it. 366 00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:04,061 Now my daughter hates me too. 367 00:23:05,461 --> 00:23:09,901 You know, I wouldn't put it past Joanna to... see him off. 368 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:13,900 She has always wanted everyone to hate me. 369 00:23:13,901 --> 00:23:18,981 But now you are a rich man... with your father's insurance policy. 370 00:23:22,261 --> 00:23:26,420 I... I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 371 00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:28,700 I am talking about the insurance policy 372 00:23:28,701 --> 00:23:31,381 that you took out on your father just three weeks ago. 373 00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:37,501 Look. It's your signature, C Delise. 374 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,381 No. 375 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,221 Papa. Are you denying this? 376 00:24:05,061 --> 00:24:07,261 My father's real name... 377 00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:10,901 ...was Calvin Frederick. 378 00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:17,701 But for some reason, everyone knew him as Frederick. 379 00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:21,141 This is HIS signature. 380 00:24:31,421 --> 00:24:35,300 I am not allowed to open Claudie's presents until after dinner 381 00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:37,860 because even though she's on the other side of the world, 382 00:24:37,861 --> 00:24:41,180 she's got this... like a Christmas sixth sense. 383 00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:45,061 My daughter, the festive Jedi. HE LAUGHS 384 00:24:46,621 --> 00:24:48,100 WOMAN EXCLAIMS 385 00:24:48,101 --> 00:24:52,821 Aw! Look at that. Aw, in't that lovely? 386 00:24:53,981 --> 00:24:56,460 Sorry, Dominic, could you... could you take me home? 387 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,420 I suddenly don't feel very well. 388 00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:00,420 Eh? It's Christmas morning. 389 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:02,621 Please, Dominic, I just want to go home. 390 00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:08,621 Take us home, Dominic. Thank you. 391 00:25:10,861 --> 00:25:12,581 Of course. 392 00:25:19,021 --> 00:25:21,260 Families can be complicated. 393 00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:24,420 I have never really believed in "la famille avant tout". 394 00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:26,740 "Family above all". No, me neither. 395 00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:29,620 My sister stole me mother's pension. Pardon? 396 00:25:29,621 --> 00:25:31,700 It's a long story for another day, 397 00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:33,900 but we were always so very different, 398 00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:36,660 like the gene that bonded us was twisted somehow. 399 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,220 Mm. We can choose our friends, but we can't choose our family. 400 00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:41,981 Now, that is a proverb I do believe in. 401 00:25:45,301 --> 00:25:49,180 We need to know where Joanna was at the time of the murder. 402 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,900 Do you think she might have killed him? 403 00:25:50,901 --> 00:25:53,140 There is clearly no love lost, 404 00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:56,901 but whether she is capable of murder is for us to ascertain. 405 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:02,260 Oh. Good morning. Er, merry Christmas! 406 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:05,020 I profoundly regret calling on Christmas morning. 407 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:08,140 Sadly, Frederick did not make it. 408 00:26:08,141 --> 00:26:10,460 He passed away in the early hours. 409 00:26:10,461 --> 00:26:13,501 Oh. That's awful news. 410 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:17,220 Er, well, you'd better come in. 411 00:26:17,221 --> 00:26:19,341 Excuse the mess. We're just opening our presents. 412 00:26:29,661 --> 00:26:31,580 SHE CLEARS THROAT 413 00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:34,540 This is my husband, Hans. Good morning. 414 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:35,780 Good morning. 415 00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:38,620 And this is my granddaughter, Giselle. 416 00:26:38,621 --> 00:26:39,821 Bonjour. 417 00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:42,821 Er, do take a seat. 418 00:26:51,621 --> 00:26:52,701 Giselle... 419 00:26:54,621 --> 00:26:58,021 Frederick didn't make it, I'm afraid. 420 00:27:02,661 --> 00:27:06,820 I need to ask you a rather sensitive question. 421 00:27:06,821 --> 00:27:08,420 Oh, of course, anything. 422 00:27:08,421 --> 00:27:11,860 The last phone call Frederick made was to you. 423 00:27:11,861 --> 00:27:15,580 Can you explain? SHE CHUCKLES 424 00:27:15,581 --> 00:27:17,740 He was always ringing me, asking me for money. 425 00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:20,261 Blackmailing her. Oh, Hans, please. 426 00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:24,580 He'd say it was for Christian and it was the least I could do. 427 00:27:24,581 --> 00:27:26,180 How do you mean? 428 00:27:26,181 --> 00:27:29,021 Well, they thought I deserted them, but I didn't. 429 00:27:31,101 --> 00:27:34,901 Just couldn't take any more of... of his abuse. 430 00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,381 My plan was to leave... 431 00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:43,341 ...find a flat and return for Christian. 432 00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:47,140 But back then, French law stated 433 00:27:47,141 --> 00:27:49,980 that if a woman left the family home, 434 00:27:49,981 --> 00:27:51,980 she'd to give up all her rights. 435 00:27:51,981 --> 00:27:55,180 But... that's awful. Hm! 436 00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:57,420 Yes, until the '70s, 437 00:27:57,421 --> 00:28:00,860 parental responsibilities belonged solely to the father. 438 00:28:00,861 --> 00:28:02,060 Puissance paternelle. 439 00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:05,141 Oh, I knew the law was against me, but... 440 00:28:06,141 --> 00:28:09,700 ...I wanted my son and me away from Frederick. 441 00:28:09,701 --> 00:28:12,381 I got a flat within weeks and returned for Christian. 442 00:28:14,421 --> 00:28:15,901 But in that time... 443 00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:20,581 ...he'd poisoned Christian's mind against me so much... 444 00:28:23,061 --> 00:28:24,701 ...he wouldn't come with me. 445 00:28:27,021 --> 00:28:30,021 I met Hans a year later. 446 00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:34,781 Christian grew up, got married. 447 00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:38,380 Had a daughter, Giselle. 448 00:28:38,381 --> 00:28:43,701 But in that time, Christian's memory had become so warped by his father. 449 00:28:44,781 --> 00:28:46,661 SHE SIGHS And by alcohol. 450 00:28:48,701 --> 00:28:51,541 The apple didn't fall far from the tree, I'm afraid. 451 00:28:54,261 --> 00:28:56,460 And when I heard that Christian's wife had left him, 452 00:28:56,461 --> 00:28:59,140 well, I knew Giselle needed a family. 453 00:28:59,141 --> 00:29:02,220 By then, Frederick and Christian were drinking too much, 454 00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:03,980 so I had to do something. 455 00:29:03,981 --> 00:29:06,220 I mean, they were in no fit state to bring up a child. 456 00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:07,621 She would have ended up in care. 457 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,461 I let my son down. 458 00:29:13,421 --> 00:29:16,221 But I was determined I wasn't gonna let my granddaughter down as well. 459 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,180 Grand-mere... 460 00:29:20,181 --> 00:29:24,821 IN FRENCH: 461 00:29:26,341 --> 00:29:27,901 Oh... 462 00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:34,620 Isabella is her best friend, but, I mean, they're like sisters. 463 00:29:34,621 --> 00:29:36,021 JEAN AND JOANNA CHUCKLE 464 00:29:38,221 --> 00:29:39,741 IN FRENCH: 465 00:30:03,221 --> 00:30:05,701 DISCONNECT TONE 466 00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:11,180 Where were you at the time of the murder? 467 00:30:11,181 --> 00:30:14,020 We were at the matinee of a Christmas show in town. 468 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:17,981 Yeah, I've got the programme here. Oh, thanks. 469 00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:23,421 Er, may I? Of course. 470 00:30:25,141 --> 00:30:28,460 Oh, wow. You have a good eye. 471 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:31,580 I've just never seen one in this good condition before. 472 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:32,980 What is it? 473 00:30:32,981 --> 00:30:35,700 It's a shaving soap set from the Civil War, 474 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,780 made of gutta-percha. 475 00:30:37,781 --> 00:30:41,020 Gutta... percha? First type of plastic. 476 00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:43,660 Oh, I only know cos of the research I did 477 00:30:43,661 --> 00:30:47,020 when I was present-shopping. THEY CHUCKLE 478 00:30:47,021 --> 00:30:50,300 SHE GASPS It's got the original soap! 479 00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:53,980 SNIFFS It's amazing. 480 00:30:53,981 --> 00:30:57,901 Grooming is a huge passion of mine. Vintage items especially. 481 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,540 We have taken up enough of your morning. 482 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:03,260 Thank you. 483 00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:06,580 Well, if there's anything else we can do to help... 484 00:31:06,581 --> 00:31:08,820 Do you mind if I nip to your bathroom on the way out? 485 00:31:08,821 --> 00:31:11,340 Of course! It's up the stairs, straight ahead. 486 00:31:11,341 --> 00:31:12,421 Thank you. 487 00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,621 I will wait in the car. OK. 488 00:31:44,021 --> 00:31:47,101 PHONE VIBRATES 489 00:31:53,061 --> 00:31:56,500 WHISPERS: Hiya. I'm just searching for something. 490 00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:59,220 Course you are. Shall I meet you in the pub when you're done? 491 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:02,620 Little midday livener? Yeah, you're on. 492 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,740 All right, bye, then. Bye. 493 00:32:04,741 --> 00:32:06,780 You hang up first. 494 00:32:06,781 --> 00:32:09,580 You daft-head! I'm gonna see you in a bit. 495 00:32:09,581 --> 00:32:11,221 All right, bye. 496 00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:28,620 Well, I never. 497 00:32:28,621 --> 00:32:31,500 JOANNA LAUGHS How exciting! 498 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:33,661 I can't seem to open it. 499 00:32:35,901 --> 00:32:37,261 What is it, love? 500 00:32:38,381 --> 00:32:41,540 Oh, that's lovely, darling. 501 00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,580 Thank you. You're so clever. 502 00:32:43,581 --> 00:32:46,780 About time, something to replace that tatty old one. 503 00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:49,221 Thank you so much. Mm... 504 00:32:59,701 --> 00:33:03,220 What did you make of that? Something's not sitting right. 505 00:33:03,221 --> 00:33:06,300 But they appear to have an alibi, being at the theatre. 506 00:33:06,301 --> 00:33:08,901 Obviously, I will have to verify this. 507 00:33:10,501 --> 00:33:12,461 I want you to have this. 508 00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:15,261 Ooh, be careful. 509 00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:23,620 A razor blade. Where did you get this? 510 00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:27,660 From their bathroom. Jean, that is technically stealing! 511 00:33:27,661 --> 00:33:29,020 It was just lying on the side. 512 00:33:29,021 --> 00:33:32,020 Look, just check if it matches the ones in the puppet, 513 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:35,021 and if not, then at least we can rule them out and start again. 514 00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:39,341 HE SIGHS Very well. 515 00:33:41,661 --> 00:33:44,541 But there is something I have to do first. 516 00:33:49,141 --> 00:33:52,020 Is that it? It certainly is. 517 00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:55,260 Right, Gloria. Well, you go and spread some Christmas cheer 518 00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:56,820 and deliver that little lot, 519 00:33:56,821 --> 00:34:00,420 and there'll be a nice big drink waiting for you when you get back. 520 00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:03,700 Boozy hot chocolate? With an extra flake. 521 00:34:03,701 --> 00:34:05,941 Ooh! SHE GIGGLES 522 00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:15,900 Hey, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. You not stopping? 523 00:34:15,901 --> 00:34:18,340 No, I'm on a mission. Course you are. 524 00:34:18,341 --> 00:34:20,981 I'll see you later. Indeed, you will! 525 00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:50,941 IN FRENCH: 526 00:35:11,341 --> 00:35:12,581 WHISPERS: Jean. 527 00:35:14,901 --> 00:35:18,221 You look lovely. Oh, thank you. So do you. 528 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:22,980 Hey, erm, got something on... Ooh! 529 00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:25,140 SHE SNORTS Living dangerously! 530 00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:27,700 It's Christmas, innit? SHE CHUCKLES 531 00:35:27,701 --> 00:35:29,340 So, how did you get on? 532 00:35:29,341 --> 00:35:32,580 Well, Joanna and her husband have an alibi. 533 00:35:32,581 --> 00:35:35,580 They were at a matinee the time Frederick was murdered. 534 00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:36,740 Which one? 535 00:35:36,741 --> 00:35:39,300 The Christmas show at Sainte Victoire Theatre. 536 00:35:39,301 --> 00:35:41,980 But that show was stopped because the sprinkler system was set off 537 00:35:41,981 --> 00:35:43,580 by somebody having a fag in the toilets. 538 00:35:43,581 --> 00:35:46,461 What time? About three. 539 00:35:47,781 --> 00:35:50,381 I've got to see Caron. OK. 540 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:05,500 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, DOOR OPENS 541 00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:09,740 Caron. Their alibi, it doesn't hold up. Tell him. 542 00:36:09,741 --> 00:36:12,220 The Christmas play yesterday was stopped at three o'clock. 543 00:36:12,221 --> 00:36:15,140 Fire sprinklers were set off. The whole theatre was evacuated. 544 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:17,301 I was rushed off my feet every fare talking about it. 545 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,460 This razor blade is the same as the ones sewn into the puppet. 546 00:36:21,461 --> 00:36:23,260 Oh, my God. Stay here. 547 00:36:23,261 --> 00:36:24,821 I'm bringing them in. 548 00:36:43,021 --> 00:36:45,141 Thought I heard the door. Me too. 549 00:36:50,981 --> 00:36:52,221 After you. 550 00:36:56,861 --> 00:36:59,341 SHE READS ALOUD 551 00:37:03,581 --> 00:37:05,581 "Dress: Christmas best." 552 00:37:06,581 --> 00:37:10,581 Patrick's a real entrepreneur. Even on Christmas Day. 553 00:37:11,741 --> 00:37:15,940 I suppose we should show our faces. I agree. 554 00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:18,981 Put on a united front for our... SHAKILY: ..people. 555 00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:23,260 What's wrong? 556 00:37:23,261 --> 00:37:26,700 Oh, no, please. It's... It's just something in my eye. 557 00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:28,661 Well, let me see. 558 00:37:30,341 --> 00:37:32,100 I can't see anything. 559 00:37:32,101 --> 00:37:34,941 Try pulling your eyelid down as far as it will go. 560 00:37:36,901 --> 00:37:39,061 It's fine. I think it's gone. 561 00:37:40,581 --> 00:37:43,260 Shall we still wear the matching velvet? 562 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,621 Of course. 563 00:37:56,981 --> 00:37:58,900 Grandma! 564 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,301 Don't worry, darling. We didn't do anything! 565 00:38:03,461 --> 00:38:05,741 GISELLE WHIMPERS Madame, please. 566 00:38:07,941 --> 00:38:11,140 You do not need to wait in the cell with your grandparents. 567 00:38:11,141 --> 00:38:13,901 You can wait over there. I'm right here. 568 00:38:25,941 --> 00:38:27,060 What have they said? 569 00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:30,220 Well, apparently, the phone call to Joanna was from Frederick, 570 00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:32,900 threatening to sell the house that she'd given up for Christian 571 00:38:32,901 --> 00:38:34,500 if she didn't give him more money. 572 00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:37,860 They said they tried all the legal routes. 573 00:38:37,861 --> 00:38:40,820 So, yesterday afternoon, they had a meeting with Hans's brother, 574 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:46,180 who apparently knows that kind of people who could scare Frederick. 575 00:38:46,181 --> 00:38:48,820 They both deny anything to do with the murder. 576 00:38:48,821 --> 00:38:50,540 Hans's brother is not answering, 577 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,660 and Hans will not give up his address. 578 00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:54,700 So they're both lying. 579 00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:57,821 Their story was pretty consistent, but they must be. 580 00:38:59,101 --> 00:39:02,340 Or... maybe they're both telling the truth. 581 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,581 Pardon? 582 00:39:05,021 --> 00:39:06,820 The apron. 583 00:39:06,821 --> 00:39:09,020 Thank you. You're so clever. 584 00:39:09,021 --> 00:39:11,900 About time, something to replace that tatty old one. 585 00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:13,381 WHISPERS: Oh, dear. 586 00:39:14,861 --> 00:39:16,661 I think we need to question Giselle. 587 00:39:21,621 --> 00:39:24,860 Dom, can you continue manning the reception 588 00:39:24,861 --> 00:39:26,500 while I call children's services? 589 00:39:26,501 --> 00:39:28,941 Yeah, no problem. I'm quite enjoying this copper vibe. 590 00:39:34,141 --> 00:39:35,901 Where were you yesterday afternoon? 591 00:39:38,021 --> 00:39:39,861 My colleague asked you a question. 592 00:39:41,981 --> 00:39:43,980 I went for a walk. 593 00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:45,861 Where? 594 00:39:46,861 --> 00:39:49,021 Just around. 595 00:39:54,181 --> 00:39:57,621 You see, Giselle, we know where you were. 596 00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:03,660 You were at the Christmas market when your grandfather got murdered. 597 00:40:03,661 --> 00:40:04,901 Don't call him that! 598 00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:08,381 Hans is my grandfather. 599 00:40:16,821 --> 00:40:19,181 This is you, isn't it, Giselle? 600 00:40:23,061 --> 00:40:26,860 Now, you can tell us how you did it, 601 00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:30,940 or you can let your grandparents spend Christmas night in a cell 602 00:40:30,941 --> 00:40:32,381 just for you. 603 00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:42,381 I hated him. 604 00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:47,061 He was the cause of all the upset in our lives. 605 00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:52,621 Constantly blackmailing my grandma, poisoning my dad against her. 606 00:40:55,341 --> 00:40:57,700 The only reason my dad has a drinking problem 607 00:40:57,701 --> 00:41:00,421 is because his dad encouraged it. 608 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:03,621 That must have been hard to grow up with. 609 00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:10,220 When I heard that Frederick was putting the house up for sale 610 00:41:10,221 --> 00:41:14,101 behind Dad's back, that was the last straw. 611 00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:21,781 'I saw Hans's old-fashioned razor blades and had an idea. 612 00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:28,981 'At college, I made an exact copy of his Guignol puppet... 613 00:41:31,221 --> 00:41:33,501 '..and fixed the razor blades inside. 614 00:41:36,381 --> 00:41:41,220 'I swapped the puppet at the moment he always took it off. 615 00:41:41,221 --> 00:41:43,380 'It's been the same show since I can remember.' 616 00:41:43,381 --> 00:41:45,180 PUPPETEER AS MAN: Non, madame. AS WOMAN: Si. 617 00:41:45,181 --> 00:41:46,500 MAN: Mais non. WOMAN: Mais si. 618 00:41:46,501 --> 00:41:48,460 MAN: Mais non. WOMAN: Mais non. 619 00:41:48,461 --> 00:41:50,861 'I knew of Frederick's blood condition. 620 00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:56,941 'He was always so drunk, he probably didn't feel a thing.' 621 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,340 What's going to happen to me? 622 00:42:03,341 --> 00:42:06,820 I am going to leave you in the hands of children's services, 623 00:42:06,821 --> 00:42:08,141 as you are a minor. 624 00:42:10,021 --> 00:42:12,101 But it's Christmas Day. 625 00:42:18,941 --> 00:42:22,700 I really wanna hug you. Oh, I know. 626 00:42:22,701 --> 00:42:24,220 Poor kid. 627 00:42:24,221 --> 00:42:28,260 Yeah, but when that poor kid commits premeditated murder, 628 00:42:28,261 --> 00:42:30,780 there's got to be consequences, Dom. Mm. 629 00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:33,301 Whole life ruined because of the bad behaviour of adults. 630 00:42:34,901 --> 00:42:36,261 Oh. 631 00:42:39,621 --> 00:42:41,541 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 632 00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:53,861 LAUGHTER 633 00:42:56,421 --> 00:42:59,020 Ruined Christmas. It's ruined Christmas. 634 00:42:59,021 --> 00:43:02,060 To the death of that coat! Hear, hear. 635 00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:03,341 Merry Christmas. 636 00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:09,981 TOGETHER: Darling. I have something to tell you. 637 00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:13,301 You first. 638 00:43:14,861 --> 00:43:17,340 The priest that married us... 639 00:43:17,341 --> 00:43:19,420 TOGETHER: ..is a criminal. 640 00:43:19,421 --> 00:43:20,821 And we were never married. 641 00:43:22,341 --> 00:43:25,341 Oh, so you knew? Oh, thank God! 642 00:43:26,741 --> 00:43:29,461 I was scared if I told you and you had the choice, 643 00:43:30,981 --> 00:43:34,100 ...you might not want to stay with me any more. 644 00:43:34,101 --> 00:43:35,540 I know I drive you mad. 645 00:43:35,541 --> 00:43:36,781 Judith... 646 00:43:38,261 --> 00:43:39,981 ...if I lived a thousand lives... 647 00:43:41,461 --> 00:43:42,861 ...I would track you down... 648 00:43:43,981 --> 00:43:45,860 ...and marry you in every one of them. 649 00:43:45,861 --> 00:43:47,701 SHE WHIMPERS 650 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:52,741 Hey. 651 00:43:53,941 --> 00:43:57,461 I am so glad you said that. Come with me. 652 00:44:04,901 --> 00:44:06,140 EXCITED WHISPERING 653 00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,261 MAN: Shh, shh, they're coming. They're coming. 654 00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:13,341 APPLAUSE 655 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:21,661 I think it's time to pop the question again, Jeremy. 656 00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:33,661 Will you marry me? 657 00:44:35,101 --> 00:44:39,021 Again. A thousand times over. 658 00:44:53,141 --> 00:44:55,660 ? When will it show 659 00:44:55,661 --> 00:45:00,541 ? That the secret I keep Is not mine on my own? 660 00:45:01,941 --> 00:45:06,941 ? When will it show I'm in love? ? 661 00:45:06,991 --> 00:45:11,541 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49411

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