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- ? Monster, Monster High ?

? We might give you a fright ?

- ? Unique as can be ?

? And friends forever, literally ?

? We might walk, might swim, might fly ?

? Either way we gonna run the night ?

- ? We're Monster, Monster High ?

? Monster, Monster High ?

? We might give you a fright ?

? Monster, Monster High ?

? Friendship never dies ?

? We're Monster High ?

? Monster High-igh-igh-igh ?

[whispered] We're Monster High.

[eerie music]

? ?

- Hello, beautiful fellow students!

[clears throat] Greet our community, Cleo.

- Hi. [sighs]

- Ah! Sunshine!

- Oh, sorry for my sunny disposition, Draculaura.

See, Cleo and I are taking

the toy drive toys to the Babysitters' Crypt.

- Yeah. Clawdeen just had

to give Nefera the idea to do a toy drive.

- And we're volunteering to watch the cuties too.

It's the perfect way for me to teach my best lil' sis Cleo

how to serve her community.

- Have fun. And be careful.

Clawd takes the rules of the Babysitters' Crypt

very seriously.

- Looking lively, Deadward.

[gasps] Love the eye makeup, Iris.

How's it jiggling, Goobert?

- Thank you for watching him, Clawd.

- No problemo.

Feeding time, buddy.

[chuckles] All right, say--

ah!

Ha!

- Knock, knock!

Hello, beautiful Babysitters' Crypt!

We're here for our... babysitting shift?

- Uh, where is everybody?

- [whimpers] - [gasps]

- Ow. [grunts]

- Oh, no, Clawd!

- No worries. Whoa.

You two brought the toys from the toy drive.

Clawsome!

- I brought. Nefera supervised.

- Now, now, Cleo, no one likes a sour sarcophagus.

We even donated some from our royal toy box.

- Whoa. Scarbie, Fisher-Bites, Poly Putrid--

[gasps] Human High Dolls.

This is the first wave G1 with golden elastics!

It even still has hands!

- Hey! That was mine.

- And you donated it. How generous.

So, Clawd, if you'd be so kind as to introduce us

to the ways of this volunteer organization.

- Sure. This is the Babysitters' Crypt,

where we provide child night-care services

for the teachers, faculty, and local monster community.

We watch all kinds of monsters,

like the kraken here.

- Okay, sweet sister,

time for your first lesson in babysitting.

Hello, wittle creepy cutie.

Wittle creepy cutie. - [growls]

- Uh, Nefera, I don't think he likes baby talk.

- Cweo, everybody woves--

[gasps] Oh!

[chuckles nervously]

We were playing a game. Fun.

- The rest of the kids we're watching tonight

should be here any minute.

On behalf of the organization,

I want to thank you for helping out.

But I gotta say, I've put a lot

of fur, sweat, and tears into this place.

And I only have two rules.

One, don't lose a kid.

And two, don't leave a mess.

- Easy queasy.

- Clawsome. This is gonna be great.

[door opens] - Yo, yo, yo!

Is this where I drop off the pups?

- You've come to the right place, Romulus.

And who do we have here?

- My brothers, Fuzz, Yap, and Fur-edrick.

I need you to watch these mutts while me and the 'rents

go see some Broadslay musical.

- Fun! You know, I was in

a production of "The Merchant of Vicious."

The reviews said I--

- Cool story.

I gotta go. Thanks again.

And F-Y-eyeball, they are not crate trained.

- Uh, werepups can be a bit of a pawful.

Maybe I should take them, and you two look after the kraken.

- I'm all for Clawd's plan.

- No, no, no, Cleo. Clawd, you worry too much.

You're going to get gray fur.

[kraken cries]

- Oh, I need to go put the kraken down

for his nap in the nursery.

- Yeah! Clawd, you handle the cutie calamari,

and I'll teach Cleo the innies and outties

of babysitting with the pups.

- Okay, but remember,

no losing kids and no leaving messes.

- Follow my lead, Cleo.

- Why do you get to be in charge?

- Because I was born to lead, silly sister.

- [giggles] - What are you doing?

- Thwowing.

- Okay, but how about no--

- Mummy in the middle!

- What? No.

Stop. [werepups giggling]

Excuse you. No, no, no, no, no.

Stop, stop. - Ugh.

And I win.

- Ugh. I've got this.

Attention, attention, werepups.

I'll be performing a monologue from "A Midsummer's Nightmare."

Be kind and courteous to this gentlemonster--

- Tag!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pups!

What are you doing?

[mischievous music]

No, stop!

? ?

Calm down.

No, no, no!

- Whoa! - Stop.

- [giggling]

- Ugh.

Stop!

Okay--whoa.

This isn't very--whoa!

I order you to cease this instant!

[werepups giggling]

- I'm gonna play the best game ever--

by myself.

No one else can play it.

- Ooh, ooh, I wanna play! - Let me!

- Pwease?

- Mm, okay, I guess.

It's called the quiet game.

And the first one to speak loses.

Ready? And...go!

- So next I'll teach you--

- You talked! You lose!

Aw, I lose too.

- I want to lose. - Cleo wins!

- Cleo did not beat me.

I wasn't even playing because it's, um, toy time.

Check out all the new toys.

- I wanna break 'em! - Yeah!

- Toys!

- Wait, I recognize that pout,

but I'm used to seeing it on me.

[gasps] Oh, my Ra.

You're jealous--of me.

- I'm not jealous.

I am just as good of a babysitter as you.

Isn't that right, Fur-edrick, Yap, and Fuzz?

- Uh-uh. - No.

- Wait a minute, where's Fuzz?

[eerie music playing]

- Huh.

Nefera, when you were donating my toys,

did you grab the haunted jack-in-the-box

from my "creepy and cursed, do not touch" collection?

You know, the jack-in-the-box that sucks monsters

into the terrifying and tricky jack-in-the-box dimension?

- Maybe.

But why do you play with haunted toys?

- I do not play with them.

I collect them.

- So that's why it was in the locked cabinet.

- Well, the kraken is napping. How's--

- Clawd, can you watch these two while Cleo and I go

into the super haunted jack-in-the-box dimension?

- What? Oof!

- Werewolf wrassle!

- You're it! [giggles]

- We have to go after Fuzz.

[eerie music plays]

[both sigh]

[sinister laughter]

[both scream]

[both scream, grunt]

[eerie music plays]

- Well, this is unnerving.

I'm guessing that's the exit.

- Great. All we have to do is find Fuzz

and get out of here.

Now, where is--

Fuzz!

- Aw, he's napping.

- I'll grab him so we can go.

- Nefera, wait.

[sinister laughter] - [screams]

- Nefera, are you--

[screams]

- Whoa--[screams]

- Agh!

[sinister laughter]

[both scream]

- All right, the only way to get Fuzz

is through these jumping jacks.

Follow my lead!

[screaming]

Oof!

- Oh, wise teacher,

this has been a great learning experience.

Now get up and let's try something

that actually works.

Um, Nefera?

You're getting your dress dirty.

Wh-what's wrong?

- I don't know what to do.

You're better than me

at all this babysitting stuff.

- True, and thank you.

But why does that have your wraps in a knot?

- Because teaching you is my duty.

And if I'm not doing that, what am I supposed to be doing?

- Instead of teacher and student,

we could be sisters and friends.

- It's different,

but I think I'd like that, Cleo.

Maybe I'm not a great babysitter

because we never had a babysitter.

- Yeah, when Mummy and Baba needed a break,

they just had us watch...

both: Captain Sphinx!

- Remember the episode where Captain Sphinx

got sucked into a jack-in-the-box?

- Yes! She got past those jacks...

- By using her mummy curse powers!

- You start. I'll follow your lead.

- We call upon the shifting sand...

both: The ebb and tide of the Nile.

Back to your boxes, jacks!

[both grunt]

[dramatic music]

? ?

- Yes! - Got 'em!

[both yelp]

Okay, guess we should work on

our curse-induced flying stamina.

Run!

- Come on, we have to get to the door.

- [gasps] - [yelps]

[sinister laughter]

They think we can't find our way out

of this terrifying darkness.

But they don't know my sister.

Nefera, show those clowns your inner glow.

- Sunny disposition!

[eerie music plays]

I do not like the sound of that.

- Then let's get cranking.

[both yelp]

- [yawns] Funny dream.

- Go join your brothers, Fuzz. - [giggling]

- Glad to see you two made it back

and didn't lose a kid-- for too long.

- And it's all thanks to the best teacher

I could ever ask for,

television!

- Oh. Yes. [door opens]

- [vocalizing]

Uh... - So you enjoyed the musical.

- No. [clears throat]

[chuckles] Bros, let's go.

- Romulus! - We missed you!

- We had so much fun with Cleo and Nefera.

- Well, looks like you did okay with the little terrors.

Thanks. - Well, Cleo did

most of the work.

I learned a lot from her tonight.

And I think I'll-- - Yeah, cool story.

Wolf bros out! [barks]

[vocalizing]

- Mission accomplished, sis.

- Thanks, Nefera.

- Now it's my turn to teach you both a lesson.

You make a mess, you clean it up.

- Aw, a Gabby Goblin doll!

I always wanted one of these.

It talks when you pull the string and--

- No!

[eerie music]

? ?

[intriguing music]

? ?

- Are you feeling okay, Barkimedes?

- Yeah. I'm just so stoked!

I'm, like, freaking out. [laughs]

- Do you need a fidget toy?

They help me feel more calm.

- Ooh, you got any chew toys

or, like, something-- [gate opens]

[gasps] He's here.

He's here!

Dude!

- Dude! - Dude!

- Dude!

[both grunting]

[laughter]

- One more.

- And around the world. - [whoops]

- [clears throat] - Headmistress Bloodgood,

this is my human friend, Buddy.

- My sincerest thanks for letting me

visit Monster High, uh, ma'am.

- Well, given Clawdeen's discovery

about humans also being monsters,

it only seemed appropriate.

- You mean I'm a monster too?

For real? - For real.

I wish I could show you around,

but I'm slammed with Were-Ruler stuff.

- Worry not, Clawdeen.

Buddy is in good claws with me.

I've been planning the ultimate human party!

Come on, Twyla.

Oh, yeah. Twyla, this is Buddy.

He's a human.

[laughter]

both: Surprise! - [screams]

- Yii! - [growls]

- Nothing to fear here, fam.

This is just Buddy. Remember?

- Oh, sorry. I'm Manny, and this is--

- Lagoona. Happy human party!

- See? We've got everything human

for my human friend.

Here's party hats and party favors

and party snacks!

- It's flakes cereal and fruit punch,

a human delicacy.

- Do you like it?

- Uh, yeah,

but where'd you get the idea for all this stuff?

- Yii! We're Stephen Sting stans.

- We've read all his Normie Human series.

- Did you know he disguised himself

and lived among humans for two whole weeks?

- Well, I don't know who he was hanging out with,

but he kind of missed the mark on some stuff.

- Forget about Stephen Sting.

Tonight's all about my human friend.

Let's get this human party popping!

- Human dancing!

[bouncy music]

- Wahoo! [laughs]

- [giggles]

- [laughing]

- Uh-huh.

- Human games!

? ?

- [gasps] - Ooh, Barkimedes,

you have to drink all the Fangta.

- That is not how you play spin the bottle.

- Human stories.

And just when Mary thought she was safe,

she had to pay her taxes!

[all scream]

- And now the best part of human party,

we're gonna play Humans in High School.

- Um, but I'm already in high school.

- Humans in High School is a tabletop roleplaying game.

Each player gets to play as a type of human

with their own set of skills and powers.

- I'm Andrew the Theater Kid.

My favorite power is the encore.

- I'm Lydia the Jock.

Let's go, team!

- And I'm Archie the Nerd.

I "Um, actually..." at a college level.

- Rad. Let me make up a character.

- I got you covered, my dude.

Here you go. You're...

- Buddy the Skater Kid. Huh.

But, Barky, isn't the point of the game

you get to play as someone you're not?

- Well, yeah, normally with monsters,

but you're already human.

- You players will set out to explore your local mall

and search for the deal of a lifetime.

Now, as your game master, I can use my boogeyman powers

to create a dreamscape just for our game.

I just need everyone's permission.

- Just 'cause this is a human game doesn't mean

we're not gonna play the monster way.

- All right, dude.

Let's do it. - Yes!

- S�! - Make me dreamy, Twyla!

- Nighty-night.

[mystical music]

- [snoring]

- [mutters]

? ?

[soft pop music]

- Whoa! Isn't it cool?

- Uh, it's not exactly--

- [screams]

[gasps]

I'm breathing with my human lungs.

- And I'm walking on human feet.

- [laughs] Oh, it must be so weird

being human all the time, huh?

- I mean, is it weird for you to be a werewolf?

- Remember, humans,

you're looking for the deal of a lifetime--

a half-off sale for a limited edition

celebrity smart coffee juicer.

Game on!

- All right, it's time to hustle!

[laughter]

- Quick, after her!

- Wait, Lagoo--I mean Lydia.

You've got your...curtain call.

- [gasps]

- You two don't even know where you're going.

But with my... prescription lenses,

I can see through the whole mall.

Aha! There it is!

- Shouldn't we be working together?

- Oh, uh, sorry, dude.

The human motto is, "every human for themselves."

- Yeah, it's solo or no go.

- Uh, Twyla, can I do anything cool like them?

Maybe fly around?

- Sorry, Buddy, Skater Kids can't fly.

- [sighs]

- Try our signature scent.

- [coughs]

Bark! Help me!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - My merchandise!

- I thrive on sales! - I got this.

- Get out of the way.

- Looks like we're not getting

through all that without a fight.

- Or a touchdown!

[whistle blows]

Touchdown.

Touchdown. Touchdown. Touchdown.

[gasps]

- Get that jock. - Stop her!

- No more touchdowns. - Aah!

- Good thing I've got... star power.

[people screaming]

- Oh, I'm gonna play my "Um, actually..."

[clears throat] Um, actually,

the coffee juicer you want, yeah,

it's on the other side of the mall.

- Oh, really? - You heard him!

[bell dings] - Sorry, the store has closed.

[crowd clamoring]

- Uh, how about I touchdown?

- Ah, you almost had it, dude.

Just remember, you're a Skater Kid.

Your only powers are Skater Kid moves.

- You only want me to skate? Fine.

- Buddy, wait!

- Stop right there, teenager.

No skating in the mall.

- What? How?

Th-that--that's not fair!

- This game does take some getting used to.

- I told you, we should've started with an easier quest.

- Yeah, I thought 'cause you're human,

you'd be good at this.

- That's the problem.

All the info you've got on humans

is totally bogus.

It's so messed up, I can't even play your game.

- B-but you're my human friend.

I just wanted to make sure you had a good time.

- Bark, I'm grateful you get

that we come from different backgrounds

and have different experiences,

but all this focus on me being human--

I'm your friend first, okay?

Just 'cause I'm human doesn't mean

you have to treat me any differently.

- Aw, dude, I'm so sorry.

You are my friend-- my best friend!

- Aw, dude, you're my best friend.

- As your friend, I'm looking to you to lead this quest.

[intriguing music]

- Welcome to the food court of law.

- The only way we're getting past that guard...

[whispers] Is with a distraction.

- Let me. I was born for this role.

Mr. Security, Mr. Security!

You have to help me.

I just saw someone shoplifting.

- Not in my mall.

Where did this happen?

- Uh, at the used sock store.

- The used sock store is that way.

- It is? I--I meant

the ear wax candles and cheese grater store.

- I could have you banned for lying to me,

young human boy.

- Hey, you can't make wild accusations like that.

I'd like to... speak to your manager.

- Foolish child.

I am the manager!

And now I'm going to send you all

to the parking garage forever!

- [yelps]

- Hey! - [growls]

- Have you tried our signature scent?

- Agh!

[coughs]

Ugh!

No skating in the mall!

- Whoa--oh!

- Oh, no. I'd better try my nerd alert.

[laughing]

- Hey, there's nothing nerdy about liking books.

[gasps] - [gasps]

- [winces] Whoa!

[grunts]

- I know what must be done.

Bring on the bad referee call.

[whistle blows] - Agh!

- [yelps, exclaiming]

[grunts] - Oof!

- Lydia!

There's only one thing a Theater Kid can do now--

randomly break into song.

? Go on, flaunt your skele-- ?

[grunts]

- [growls]

- We gotta hit him all at once!

[upbeat music]

- Have you ever heard

of the inspirational underdog comeback?

[buzzer blares] - No sports in the--

- That move was so good, it deserves an encore.

- Ah! That does it.

No more nice human.

- You can't get through my password protected firewall.

- Heads up, Bark!

- Got ya.

- It's time you get a taste of my...

- Whoa. - Wonderful.

- Fant�stico! - Trickster twister!

- [groans]

- You claimed the limited edition

celebrity smart coffee juicer.

Bonus points for defeating the security guard.

Congratulations on a successful quest

in Humans in High School.

[all cheer]

- [snoring]

- Dude, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen!

[laughter]

Hey, I'm sorry for how I treated you.

I was focused on what I thought humans were like

versus what I knew for sure about you.

- Thanks, man. I still had a lot of fun.

[gasps] Maybe next time you can come over to my place.

We can play more Humans in High School.

- Really? - Yep.

And I'm playing as a Class President.

Oh, oh, oh! Maybe an Anime Fan!

[gasps] No! A Mean Girl!

- [laughs] You can be anything you want,

as long as we're still besties?

[both grunting]

- Around the world!

both: Best friends forever secret handshake hug!

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