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Hurry up, Luna! You'll be late.

Yes, Mom.

LUNA'S PRIVATE SCHOOL TUITION
€3,000 PER YEAR

- Francis!
- I'm going to work now.

Come on!

Oh, Théo. You're already here.
Good morning.

- Did you say good morning to your dad?
- Sure, three months ago.

Luna, hurry up!

THÉO'S COLLEGE TUITION
€4,800

Stock!

Stock! Come here.

Stock!

STOCK'S DOG FOOD + VET
€1,000 PER YEAR

- Francis!
- One second, please.

MONTBLANC €4,807

Thank you, darling.

Well, see you later.

You've forgotten your briefcase.

Ah, yes.

Come on.

- There's lipstick on your lips.
- Ah, yes.

- Goodbye, honey.
- Goodbye.

Luna!

COMPANY CAR

- Oh, this is--
- Hi, Mrs. Deluz.

300 SQUARE METERS HOUSE ON CREDIT
€4,800 PER MONTH

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Lenoir.

Edouard. How's your boy?

He didn't get the job.

- Still unemployed.
- Don't lose hope.

Being friends with minor employees is
always a good idea.

- Good morning Marlène, Mylène.
- I am Mylène.

- Marlène.
- Sorry.

- Thank you.
- Excuse me.

- Hi, Sylvie.
- Hi, Mr. Lenoir.

The travel agency needs more info.

I want business class.
Send the tickets to the office.

HOLIDAY IN BRAZIL
€12,000

When's the conference call?

- At ten o'clock.
- Don't call me until ten o'clock.

O'BRIAN UNIVERSE TRADE

Sylvie, I told you
not to call me until ten.

Your wife is on the phone.

All right, I'll take the call.

Inès?

Corazón, stop by the caterer
for tomorrow night.

Yes. I'm dealing with it.

- What are you doing?
- I might not go to the Gallery

because I am going to Emmaüs
with Brigitte.

Do you think she can take care of Luna
next month for ten days?

Yes, why?

It's a surprise.

I'll be thinking about it all day.
Tell me.

I just want you to be happy!

Give me a hint.

A hint?

So let's say B for...

B for...

Brittany?

Brazil.

Estás loco!

Loco...

Loco of you.
Have a great day, my love.

I love you too.

Brazil.

Hello, Inès? Are you on your way?

Brigitte, I'll be late.
Can you do me a favor?

I'm listening.

- Brigitte--
- Damn it!

Hello?

Hello, miss, National Police.
Please hang up.

I was on the phone
with Abbé Pierre's office.

I was with Sarkozy.

Can I take the call? It's all right.

Come on, answer.

Hello, it's Brigitte's new cell phone.

You can leave a message
after the audible tone.

Audible tone is a pleonasm.

- The tone?
- After the tone.

Darling, it's me.
Record a new response message, please.

I know you are going to Emmaüs
this morning.

Please get my beige shoes,

W, E, S, T, O, N,
which is pronounced Weston, please.

And I also need
my white Kenzo sweater.

Thank you, darling.

Let in the first patient.

Brazil.

Sylvie... knock before entering.

- The conference call is in five minutes.
- Okay.

Don't close the door.

Brazil.

Good morning.

Remain seated. How are you?

Hi, Manfred, how are you?
How's your family?

- How are you, Sylvie?
- Yes.

All right, we're live.

Yes.

Kate?

Sylvie?

Kate?

Kate?

Yes, Sylvie?

Your wife is calling.

I cannot talk now.

No. The other...

- Your ex-wife.
- Oh no.

ALIMONY
€2,500 PER MONTH

Get straight to the point then.

Nicole?

I actually got through to you for once.
Next week is your son's birthday, okay?

How could I forget?

Don't just send him a check this time.
He wants a Nikon Coolpix digital camera.

Okay.

Oh, my dear.

Are you sure you're okay?

Why would you think that?

I don't know.

- You haven't hung up yet.
- I am in trouble. I...

I'm counting on you.

Goodbye.

I was on the phone with your father.
It seems like he's got problems.

The private sector is heartless.
What does Inès think?

- You haven't said anything to your wife?
- It's my second marriage.

- I know what to do.
- If she finds out, it'll be over again.

Golf pisses me off.

Please be quiet. Thanks.

She won't notice anything.

I'm the chief manager,
and I'm only 45 years old.

One of my patients
has been looking for a job for two years.

Is this how you encourage me?

I don't have to worry

because I'll be transferred to London
and get a good salary.

- Well--
- It's okay, I got it.

Don't worry,
I will have some good news.

Here is your severance paycheck.

Your parachute, as the French say.

Please, leave your office today.

This morning. Before noon.

And good luck.

What about the London position?

- London.
- London?

My name is Francis.

You are too experienced.

Too old?

No, we need a new generation.

Ah, Sylvie... they want to work with you.

Yes...

I am here for the cellphone

and the car keys.

Can I keep my trousers?

I'll ask for you.

Have you seen the price of sushi?

If you want a whole salmon
at sushi prices, it'll be over €1,000.

- Don't you kiss me?
- Good evening.

- I made you a mango juice.
- Thanks.

It's their specialty over there.

- Whose specialty is it?
- Brazil.

I am going to rest. I am tired.

Don't you like the juice?

Guess who is here this week.
Rico from Brazil--

Net decline in unemployment this week,

except for executives over 45 years old
that still can't--

Barbara, please,
what have I done to you?

Stephen, you're fired.

We will talk about the story of Mario,
a former company leader,

who's the victim of a precarity that
spares no one. He will tell us--

Francis, what's happening?
I can't reach your phone.

Francis!

Since I became the European director,
I don't have any free time.

None at all.

- I spend my life at the airport.
- Me too.

Francis, do you travel much?

No, I'm not traveling right now.

My husband is just being shy...

We are indeed going to Brazil in January.

- Yes!
- It's a good destination!

A good choice.

You can't go to Bahia
without booking at the Golden Palace.

Besides, it's the only
six star hotel there.

There is also the Copacabana.

That's in Rio.

You'll be more motivated at work
after a holiday.

Tomorrow, I'll call the manager
and I'll arrange everything.

We had a great experience.

They can reserve you a private terrace
and serve...

- Crawfish.
- Crawfish.

Freshly caught.

Yes, we know.

- It's very cool.
- Very cool.

Francis doesn't like crawfish.
He is allergic.

Ah, shit!

What a shame.

- Something is wrong.
- No.

You are sulking... I'm here for the worse.

It's difficult.

Office problems.
Americans... they decided to...

What?

To...

put pressure on us.

Did they fire you?

No, they didn't.

- Did you do something wrong?
- I wish I had.

Your conference call with O'Brian?

Let's talk about her! "Hello, then..."

What do you mean?

I mean the France subsidiary
has been closed.

Closed?

Yes, closed.

- Closed forever?
- Yes.

Why didn't you tell me that?

I don't know.

Does anyone else know? Ludo knows.

Oh no. Ludo doesn't...

I looked dumb in front of the guests.

- Who cares about them?
- What are we going to do?

The housing credit, Luna's school...
And I've been telling people

we are going to Brazil!

Because of you,
I refused the job at the Decorative Arts.

That's old news.

Let me talk.

- It's not over?
- No.

They offered me another position...
in London.

- Where?
- In London.

- As European Director.
- I don't understand.

It's simple. "Financial Director."

It's a position of...

I have a month to accept the offer.

It would change our lives.
I don't know if I should accept it.

You don't like it when I'm too busy.

But that's okay.

You should've told me the whole story.

You scared me.

Everything is fine.

- Todo va bien.
- Todo va bien.

We will postpone the trip to Brazil.
Only idiots go there.

I have one month to accept the offer.
I'll only accept on my terms.

O'Brian is nice, but I don't want
to be treated like a minor employee.

If she wants to keep me,
she'll need to understand!

I hate her shitty hairstyle,
her ridiculous glasses...

I still have the last word!

I've always had faith in you.

Hey, you are a fighter.

That's why I love you.

Take off your clothes.

Number 13?

Thirteen?

- It's me.
- Follow me this way, please.

We will call you upon receipt of an offer
with regard to your application.

Can you repeat that? I didn't understand.

As soon as we have jobs...

Here's the check.

Well, Mr. Lenoir, this is timely.
It'll make up for the small delays

that you built up
on your residence credit repayment.

But the parachute--

Sorry?

What does parachute mean?

No. I parachute these days... on weekends.

Free fall.

That's great! But then...

Yeah.

Please, pay off
your wife's car loan on time.

How is she doing?

ACCOUNTS

She is fine.

Well, great.

What's the problem?

I have problems at work.

Inès sent you?

No, she doesn't know.

You didn't tell her?

- No, because it's complicated.
- It's very simple.

You think she'll leave you.

You shouldn't have married a princess.

I need you, not a lesson.

One beer. One small wine.

There you go.

As for the alimony,
I'll manage on my own.

Did you buy a digital camera?

Sorry, I forgot.

- Excuse me.
- You will do the package.

And take off the price tag.

Yeah.

Francis! You'll miss the plane.

One minute.

I'm taking your suitcase.

- Hello, Inès.
- Hello.

Francis!

You stay there.

What are you doing here?

It's the holidays, Dad.

Théo, one minute.

I have a birthday gift for you.

- I hope you like this Nikon Coolpix.
- Thanks, Mom.

It's called Coolpix.

Francis!

Your briefcase!

I'm not going to miss the airplane.

Come on, don't worry.

Drop me there.

Wouldn't Eurostar be better?

This way I'm closer to Heathrow.

Have a nice day. Kiss me.

- Don't forget to call me.
- Okay.

Come on.

Shit.

The weather is bad.

- Is your hotel good?
- You'd be surprised.

I can't wait till you come home,
my little financial director.

Sorry, I've got a meeting.

Well, I love you.

Shit.

Put it in the back.

- Be careful.
- Okay.

- How are you?
- Fine.

Here you go.

Do you have the cake?

Yes, I got tea,
a phone booth for Luna and this.

What's this?

- This is jelly.
- Gross. What is this?

It's jelly. It's true that it's gross,
but it's very London.

- Well. I--
- Careful, It drips.

How long will this fake life last?
What about your network?

When you're in trouble, you're all alone.

- Thank you for being thankful.
- Oh, stop!

- I'm already struggling.
- That's not the problem.

You are forcing me to lie to Brigitte.

I told her that I was going to see
Mrs. Grimaux.

So what?

She's dead.

It's risky.

But I'm unemployed, Ludo! At my age!

You don't get it.

But you're going to bounce back.
You have the resources.

I've always looked up to you.

Yes, you're a bit like a lighthouse.

But the light bulb's burned out.

- What is the name of the red thing again?
- It's a jelly.

Honey?

Is anyone there?

Honey?

Francis, is that you?

Yes, hello?

Yes, it's me.
I am calling about the position.

- Luna?
- Dad?

UNDERTAKER

Yeah.

The position's already filled?
Thank you.

- Anything else, sir?
- No, thank you.

I have to keep morale up.
I can still change the situation.

IN THE MEMORY OF OUR CHIEF MANAGER
NO PAIN NO GAIN

Asshole! Watch where you're going.

Come in.

FUTURE

Come in!

Hello.

Good evening.

Close the door.

Do not be afraid. Sit down.

- This is your first time, right?
- Has the session started?

Just relax.

You've suffered a lot.

Yeah.

You are not here for your children.

- No.
- I knew it.

Nor for health.

No.

You are not here for love, either.

No, I don't have a love problem.

Career!

You are here for your career.

Yes, that's obvious.

I have got a vision.

I see an increase.

A huge increase.

Very soon.

A reduction too.

I'm quite sure there's a promotion coming.

- Have you finished?
- No.

I'll use the cards. They're never wrong.

Cut the deck.

No!

- With the left hand.
- Sorry.

Okay.

So...

Interesting.

I see a man at night.
Twilight is not far away.

Do you mean dusk?

The dawn.

Okay.

Look at this one.

It's for great space.

- Do you work in the travel industry?
- No, but the journey can be--

I see the ocean, the cold, and Britain?

No, Brazil. It doesn't matter.

It's hard to concentrate with you.

I see...

I do not see anymore.

It will be half price.

Is this the so-called reduction?

Pay €50.

- What?
- Pay €50.

Don't worry. Do you accept meal tickets?

- What?
- Meal tickets.

Meal tickets.
Please give me a meal ticket.

It's easy to laugh at someone, isn't it?

Get out now.

Just by looking at you,
I can see that you're a loser.

Loser.

You know what? I am a self-made woman.
I don't owe anyone anything.

So get lost, loser!

- That's not nice.
- Not nice?

I accommodate nice people every day.

My clients include deputies, stars, Milou,
Star Academy people, not losers like you.

You got fired.

You look depressed.

Go home.

I'm not dealing with French charity.
Go home now.

Before your wife cheats on you.

Hey, you'll be unemployed a long time.
Get lost.

So?

- What?
- She's awesome, right?

Yes, awesome.

Come in!

- You're late.
- Hi.

- Sir?
- A apricot juice.

It's far, your HQ.

- Do you see that caravan?
- Yes.

Do you see it?

Well, that's the future.

Sorry, I do not understand.

You see the fortune teller, there?

Have you visited her?

I visited her and it was a good idea.

But it's bullshit.

That's what's good. Look at the caravan.
Do you see that client?

She stayed 15 minutes and left!

Another customer is going in.

I assume that bitch is named Olga.

Every client pays €50.
She had four clients a while ago.

In eight hours,
she can make at least €1,600.

€8,000 per week, €32,000 per month
and €350,000 per year.

She's paid in cash
and doesn't work weekends.

She's got seven weeks of vacation,
without giving anything to the URSSAF.

So, you'll sell caravans?

I'll rent one.

Francis, you're scaring me.

Ludo, I've always been getting fooled.
I'm changing now.

I run the show now.

Are you coming
to the Salon De La Voyance?

What, are you embarrassed?

- Are you a narwhal?
- Francis.

Francis, you are making the wrong choice.
Be careful.

Look at this. Look at this business.

What the hell am I doing here?

If a colleague sees me, I'm dead.

El futuro, Venga.

The coffee grounds.

What is that?

- What does this drawing inspire in you?
- Repressed, unconscious contents?

Yes, that's it.

There, we see...

Tarot of Marseille. This is a good one.

I'll give you a discount.

We all have colors in us.

Learn to master the aura
that emerges from you.

- You, sir.
- Me?

Yes, you.

Your color is orange.

No, he's sapphire.

I see.

- Come on.
- But orange is my favorite color.

Look at your scarf and your shoes.
Your color is obvious, doctor.

We approach planetary introspection.

The human being is submissive
to contradictory trends.

Excuse me. Is this new, the--

Feet reading is older than hand reading.

Come see, my sweet. It's interesting.

You are in a relationship?

How did you guess?

I have a gift dating back
six generations. Visit my office.

I practice a revolutionary numerology
that improves relationships.

- How much do you charge?
-€50 for ten minutes.

Goodbye.

Come on, honey.

Did you see what you wanted?
We've wasted enough time.

Francis! What the...

Francis? This is chick stuff.

Yes, 80% of people
trust a female seer more.

You know why? It's because
the female brain relies on intuition.

It's the future! Or a scam if you prefer.
We go all in, or don't do it.

Francis,
you're at the Salon De La Voyance,

you're choosing the color of your dress...

What's the plan? Restart your
drama club, like when you were 15?

Francis, this is real life here.

Unemployed at 45, is this real life?
Ten years of study, is that real life?

Your color is orange.

- You are totally insane!
- Ludo!

Encromancy...

...making them more clear, like water.

Thanks to encromancy...

It's a real rock crystal.

You don't have one in Duralex,
or in ordinary glass?

I have to find my ball.

Here.

I'm crazy.

The plate.

Turn it over and over.

COFFEE GROUNDS

Please, have you got
used coffee grounds, but not too strong?

I don't know. It's not...

- I have something else.
- Thank you.

It's for a masked ball.

Whatever.

So...

I like this one.

I like this. It looks good on you.

- Get up.
- No, thanks.

Come on.

I love it!

Sleep, honey.

Shut up.

"Clara the numerologist."

"I read the future in the numbers
of your blue card."

She is dangerous...

Shit!

Damn it!

Hi, Dad.

- Hello.
- You're not in London?

Tomorrow. You're not at your mother's?

Call me on 08 08 69...

It's spasms.

We say spam, Dad.

Yes, that's what I said.
Spasms, spam...

Inès.

Inès... what are you...

What are you taking?

- Sleeping pills.
- When you're not here, I sleep badly.

But I'm here tonight.

I forgot! Look at your O'Brian.

"Better profits
and profitability for 2006."

What a success.

I'll bring the dog in.

Will you lock the door?

This is not Versailles.

Francis!

I know very well
that I won't get past it.

Your wife died two years.
Take care of yourself.

Yes, but everything is so depressing.

I'll give you something to boost you up.

Yes.

This way, Mr Blanchard.

- Bye, doctor.
- Have a nice day.

Doctor!

Thank you, Sandra. Who's next?

Yes.

Please, have a seat.

This is your first visit?

No.

But we know each other.

I'm sad that you didn't recognize me, sweetie.

Francis?

My friends call me Irma.

Doctor?

- Look outside.
- Okay.

What is that?

- I didn't know where to put it.
- A trailer.

No, a caravan.
It's customized and good.

This is Saint-Cloud, not a campsite.

- Brigitte will be upset if she sees it.
- Unbelievable!

- She's upset.
- You promised to help me.

- Did you tell Inès?
- Yes.

But she was sleeping--

Ludo, there are Gypsies in the garden.

- I know.
- There's even a trailer!

No, it's a caravan.
I'm in a consultation.

Let me introduce you to Mrs. Jelly.

Angelina Jelly.

Excuse me, Mrs. Jelly.

It's a family of Gypsies.
They are here for blood tests.

They'll leave within three days.

If you want to help them, so--

It's a consultation, babe.

- Excuse me, my sweet.
- See you soon.

You are totally crazy!

Try to understand!

I was offered the director position
in a cafeteria.

- Can you believe it?
- You're going too far.

Look at yourself.

Trust me, please.

Can you imagine Inès
behind the cash at a cafeteria?

But Inès loves you.

We don't attract flies with vinegar.

That's true.

If you were not a doctor,

- would your wife stay with you?
- Of course.

Are you sure about that, my sweet?

You're such an ass.

It's a merciless world.

As Kate O'Brian says,

Ah, Kate...

If you need money, I can--

Oh, shit.

Are you okay?

I have a headache...

Check my blood pressure.

Roll up your sleeve.

I'll give you a month.

Provided that you continue
your interviews.

After that, I'll tell Brigitte the truth.
Clear?

I'm not going to do this all my life.
I'm not crazy.

- So?
- It's fine, asshole.

You know what?
It must be the corset.

- That's it, "No pain..."
- No gain.

Drop me here.

I hate that I had a tow hitch installed
on my dad's huge Citroën DS...

Thank you, brother.

I am doing this
to help a great man I used to know.

A bad neighborhood.
Only immigrants, Arabs...

The perks include metro, bus,
commuter train...

Great catchment area.

Social diversity, potential customers,
certain anonymity...

- I have it all planned.
- You don't need me for the disguise?

- It's no big deal.
- Sorry?

You were the CEO
of an American subsidiary.

Your work office was
in a good neighborhood.

Now you're in a skirt in Saint-Denis.

- I'll call you.
- That's it.

Thank you, Ludo.

Yes.

Come in.

Come in.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Why are you here? Why?

Aren't you a seer?

Yes.

But I am an interactive seer.

Very particular...

And where are you from?

I am from Romania.

I'm from there too.

That's wonderful.

But speak in French to me.

I don't speak our language very well.

That's a shame.

Lay some cards Romanian style.

Does that bother you?

No, but using Romanian style
requires speaking Romanian.

That is true.

Let's move to the crystal ball,
if you're ready.

Okay.

I really love going to a real seer.

Thank you.

- Oh, you've suffered a lot.
- Yes.

Yes, very much.
My husband doesn't understand me.

I have a vision.

I see a conflict
between you and your husband.

Yes.

- Okay?
- Yes.

- He doesn't love you like he used to.
- Yes.

Do you want to find
harmony in your relationship?

- Yes.
- I'm having a vision.

There is another person.

Yes, and...

So... you know what I'm talking about.

How did you know?

Ten generations...

- I've never mentioned it.
- It's time.

We need to talk.

Well, I see him every morning.

I'm having a vision of a man.

- He lives near you.
- No, he lives far away.

He's very close to your heart.

That is true.

I'm done. How about you?

Omega 3, the energy regime.

It's in Marie-Claire,
I'll give it to you.

- He puts Luna to bed now.
- What are you complaining about?

Your man is perfect.

- When are you moving?
- We haven't discussed it.

He's in a weird universe.
He doesn't talk about his job.

Financial director. Isn't it impressive?

Oh, if you only knew...

And five.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

And thank you very much.

I'll send my mother.

She only speaks Romanian.

- With pleasure.
- All right.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

La revedere.

La reved... Ciao...

Could I speak to Dr. Gilon?
This is Francis Lenoir. Thank you.

Come in.

You have got long fingers.

- You like precision.
- Yes.

Can I read your hand?

I'd love it.

Oh my God...

Maybe we'll use the cards.

Yes, I practice the Tarot of Marseille,
the Egyptian tarot,

the tarot Oswald Wirth

and many others.

Could you interpret this for me?

Yes.

You should reverse it.

Yes, but there are
no directions in the sky.

However...

I see a lot of purple.
Is it your favorite color?

I would like to pick up a straight flush.

- If possible.
- To win?

Yeah. That's exactly right.
I want to win.

We will practice numerology.

I have a vision of a Taras Boulba I.

That's good. He is very skilled.

- I recognize that--
- And I have a vision of heavy ground.

Heavy ground?

It will be heavy.

- It rained.
- I hope you'll make it rain for me too.

Continue drawing.
Always use the left hand.

Encromancy is a very old science.

We will fold the paper
and interpret the drawing.

So...

You... are you in love?

No.

- No.
- Thank you.

Please.

I didn't do anything...

Goodbye.

Ludo, you want to know what's going on,
I'll tell you everything.

I'll call you back.

I'm raking it in.

Some customers pay €100.

- Just for five minutes.
- I'm with a patient.

Don't forget to call me back.

I'll call you back.

How much should I pay?

€27.

Mirror, mirror, am I the most--

One second please.

Come in.

- You're welcome.
- No, no.

I am the boss of the cafe.

- I came here to introduce myself.
- Hello.

Come and have a drink with me.

That's very nice. I will.

My name is Eddy, like Eddy Mitchell.
And you're Irma?

Irma... like Irma la Douce.

I like your name. It suits you well.

Well... see you later.

See you again, as they say.

La revedere as people say in my country.

Irma my darling

Okay.

That's enough for today. Mrs. Irma worked...

Mrs. Irma is getting famous.

I have a strange voice
because we are still in a meeting.

I can't speak loudly here.

Hold on. We have a little surprise.

Okay, quick.

Yes, he's not a woman.

- It's cool, isn't it?
- Yes, I will call you later.

I love you.

I love you too.

MME IRMA
FORTUNE TELLING AND ADVICE

Fucking stupid pumps!

It's always the same.

You will tell me
that the Muse influences me.

Yes.

You'll also say that the Snake
means to my prudence in the future.

Yes--

And to finish,
the Cart guarantees me an upcoming move.

Well... yes.

- How much do I owe you?
- Fift--

- Hundred?
- Okay.

Hundred.

I want to know how she will react.
She doesn't know what's going on.

She's not going to react well.
It's normal.

Will she leave my son?

He doesn't know either,
but this is how the situation is.

Careful, your son may leave you.

I don't care about that.
They won't get my money!

Pay €200.

What?

It's the fair price.

Come in!

We...

We will see what the cards say.

The first one. So...

It's justice.

That's not bad.

Next, the second.

Judgment.

It's not necessarily bad.

Will I earn my high school diploma?

And more importantly, do you think
that Jason will love me?

Oh... I'm having a vision.

Amazing.

Jason will love you...

- Awesome.
- ...when you get your diploma.

Really?

Strength.

- That's good.
- Yes.

Does it have to be police strength?

I didn't say anything.

Look at the pendulum.

- I see distant lands.
- I'm from Poissy.

And I finally see the sun,
which is good.

It is... well-being, health...

The well-being.

No.

Please, accept it.

- It's too much.
- Thank you, madam.

I'm back.

I was busy as a bee today.
It's unbelievable.

You are two hours late.

I'm so sorry, honey.

How are you, little princess?

Dad, can you read me a story?

Not tonight.
Your dad came home too late.

Don't blame me, Inès. I did my best.

I spent time removing my make...
finding a taxi.

- That's how it is.
- Good night.

Good night.

I'll join you.

I'll come with you to London tomorrow.

- I need to clear my mind.
- Cool.

Tomorrow?

No, you know that I am in Paris
for my conferences.

In Puteaux.

Francis, when we first met,
sometimes we played a game.

Yes. The Yes-No in four questions.

- Why?
- I would like to play it.

If you'd like.

These days... is there a problem?

Yes.

Is there another woman?

No.

- Is there a problem with our relationship?
- No.

Can you tell me what this is about?

Yes.

- When?
- That's five questions.

Okay.

Oh, Stock.

What's wrong with the dog?

I don't know.

Damn it. These nails cost €15.
Stop, Stock.

Here you are.

Poker?

Yes, cards.

I was told that you were
a great clairvoyant.

- Yes.
- Here.

I'd like to communicate with her.

Communicating with the dead
is a bit delicate.

I'm lost without her.
I don't sleep anymore.

I don't enjoy anything.

Well, I'll to try
to communicate with her.

Ask her a question.

Right away?

Yes, we can't await Saint-Glinglin.

Come on. Let's try.

My darling, are you doing all right?

It's not a microphone.
It's a crystal ball.

Ask a real question.

"How are you doing?"
Why not ask about her cholesterol?

- Try.
- I do not know.

I'm hearing her voice.

She's a character, your wife.

Ah, yes.

- She's a strong woman.
- Yes.

She wanted you to stay strong.
She was the one wearing the pants, right?

She's not happy, your Renée.

You... said her first name!

You told me.

No, I didn't. It's you!

- Of course you did.
- No, you did it.

What is she saying?

What is she saying?

She...

says you have to
get your life back on track.

She wants you to promise her...

She says she wants to see you fighting.
She says you have to live.

I will keep fighting for you, Renée.

That's it for now. Stop. Finished.

It's free.

Hello.

Sorry, I can't get used to it.

- Did you change something?
- My top cost €29 at H&M.

We said 1:00 p.m.

Ludo, I had a vision of a dead woman.

You really need calcium.

- No, I was in a trance...
- So, you do need calcium.

Aicha!

- How are you?
- Good.

- It's beautiful.
- H&M, €29.

I like it. Are you here for lunch?

- No, just a long, black coffee.
- Okay, Eddy!

A long, black coffee for Irma.
See you later.

See you soon. She's great.

- Francis, enough is enough.
- Ludo.

People are in search of listeners.

- My fees are very competitive.
- Ah?

-€100 for a consultation?
- It doesn't last seven years.

- Becoming a psychologist takes time.
- Two hours of makeup every day to be Irma.

It's a skill.

- Try, and you'll see.
- Me?

Hey... I've made €2,000 since Monday.

€2,000?

- Are you going to declare it?
- Yes, can you go with me?

- A black coffee for Irma.
- Thank you, Eddy.

- Eddy, this is my friend Ludo.
- You're a lucky guy.

I'm not saying it because you're here,
but, sir, you've got an amazing woman.

You should hear her customers.
They're all in tears.

She is straightforward.

She's a rare woman. She's got balls!

I can confirm that.

An apricot?

No, thank you.

Thank you, Eddy.

It's serious.
I have a patient, Mr. Philippon.

He is a CEO in aeronautics.
He wants to meet you.

- He has an opening that you'd like.
- Ludo...

You promised me.

Oh... Ludo!

- So, did Dr. Gilon explain the position?
- Not precisely.

- Do you sell planes?
- Not exactly.

Airplane engines?

Not exactly.

- An airplane has doors.
- So you sell the doors?

No, it's much more subtle than that.

- Door handles?
- The door is weak because it is removable.

Thus, it's necessary
for the contact rubber to be reliable.

Do you sell rubber?

No, the rivets that hold it.

That's exciting.

We're currently doing well in the market
for the removable sections.

So, we need a tenacious man
to gain ground in the fixed market.

"Fixed rivets market"?

Ah, it's really ambitious.

Vertiginous.

- Mr. Philippon?
- I'm busy now!

Later, Amélie.

She's amazing.

I wanted to meet you in person.

I need a reliable
and reassuring man like you.

Someone the customer can trust.

Then you have to think rivets,
breathe rivets,

to become...

the rivet.

Excuse me, I was rivet.
I was dreaming.

Well, are you okay?

To good health, Eddy.

It looks like you are sad.

I'm wondering if I should close my shop.

Since you've been here, it's been nice.

Oh, no.

Well.

Mrs. Irma, your handbag.

Well, goodbye.

Francis Lenoir. I have good news.

Doctor?

- Sandra, could you knock?
- Yes.

Mr. Lenoir is calling.

I'm with a patient.
I'll call him back in 30 minutes.

Breathe deeply.

Think like rivets, breathe like rivets,

become... the rivet.

Come in.

I'm sorry.
I didn't make an appointment.

It's closing time now.

Please, I've come from far.

- I cannot.
- I just need five minutes.

I work at Emmaüs
and a colleague told me about you.

- Who?
- A brunette who always cries.

I don't remember her.

She says good things about you.

- The session will be quick.
- Yes, very quick.

It is my husband.

- Oh, no, not Ludo.
- What?

You said his name.

You're incredible.

- You don't realize your power.
- No, I do not know.

Can my relationship with Ludo
go back to normal?

We hardly make love.

And... there is a secret
that weighs me down.

I want to tell you the secret.

- I trust you.
- No.

Nowadays, it's accepted,
but at the time, the fantasies...

Well, right now...

I want to tell Ludovic about it.

Should I, priest?

I mean, madam.

Yes, tell him about it.

- Will he be open-minded?
- Yes.

Do I have to make the first steps?

Yeah.

- One more thing, I've suffered a lot.
- Leave.

- What?
- Nothing.

Yes, I am ridiculous.

- How much should I pay you?
- Nothing.

It's free.

Thanks.

Thank you, sincerely.

You know, Mrs. Irma...

You should be reimbursed
by Social Security.

Goodbye.

Eddy, give me a little pick-me-up,
a little Calva.

Thank you.

Mrs. Irma?

Yes!

Eddy?

Oh, Mrs Irma, I don't want you to be sad.

You are so...

You make me crazy. I have no words.

- Let's calm down.
- I'm calm, Mrs. Irma.

I know that you need a man.

- I'm married.
- Me too.

- Aicha is here.
- She isn't here.

- Eddy!
- You have beautiful eyes.

- Yes, but don't kiss me.
- Eddy!

I hear a noise.

Yes.

Isn't he here, Eddy?

He is coming.

- Hi, Ludo?
- Excuse me, I couldn't call you.

I had a lot of patients...
So why were you calling in?

Did you tell Inès everything?

Did you tell her that you were setting up
an office with a Brit?

Because I have a wife
that tells me everything.

- If you think so, but--
- I mean a real couple.

Did you call Philippon?

Madame Irma?

Hello?

Is Irma having new a vision?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, madam.

Hello.

Are you a clairvoyant?

Excuse me, there's something in my eye.

It's quite simple. I'm just confused.

My parents are divorced.

My father remarried a younger woman.
I like her.

In fact, she is closer to me
than my father.

I've got bigger problems though.

I just joined a new...
I don't like to say sect.

It's more of a group.

And the members listen to me.

I'm sure I'll kick the drugs.

Everything okay, Irma?

- The hardest thing to admit is--
- Yes?

My father is disguising himself
as a bohemian

and if I told him all that stuff,
he might actually believe me.

You can't imagine what she told me.
It was like she was inside me.

She told me everything.

I thought you weren't superstitious.

That clairvoyant is great. You should try.

You don't seem to be in good shape.

Francis is acting strangely.
London, his British partners...

It's a mystery.

He's never asked you to go with him?
So spy on him.

Don't be so shy.

- What do you mean?
- Discover the truth by spying on him.

- What if he sees me?
- Ask to go with him.

If he doesn't see you,
you are going with him discreetly.

Does our post-modern artist
have a crush on you, my beauty?

By the way, how did you find me?

You've never learned how to clear
your computer's trash. It's pretty simple.

You didn't opt for the American caravan?

Sorry, I'm closed.

Closed.

Do you think I'm ridiculous?

To be honest, yes.

- I expected worse.
- That's it?

And what else?

Seeing Inès and Luna suffer
like my mother and I did.

Listen, Dad...

I don't know any other fathers capable of
doing what you're doing for your family.

Does Inès know?

It's your job to tell her.

Yes.

Do it as soon as possible.

- Why?
- I don't know.

Maybe because I'm having a vision.

- Inès.
- Yes?

- You are very important to me.
- I care about you too.

Do you want to tell me something?

No.

- And you?
- No.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Here you go.

Where'd this money come from?

- Théo hasn't told you anything?
- No.

He did.

- Oh, damn it.
- But I need an explanation.

I can't wait to hear the whole story.

- Hello? Yes?
- Brigitte?

I followed Francis, like you said.
He's not in London.

He's talking to Nicole.

Are you sure about that?

Yes, he's in a café in Paris.
Can you believe it?

- Come to my place.
- I'm coming.

What the hell was he doing with her?
He was supposed to be in London!

Ask him. Isn't honesty your motto?

I don't want to see him anymore.
I don't know what to do.

Inès, don't make
a mountain out of a mole hill.

Yes, I'm being ridiculous.

Would you like some tea?

Leave a message after the tone.

Honey, it's me. I can't reach you.

I'm coming home tonight.
It's raining a lot in London.

I hope you'll be happy.
I need to talk to you.

Te quiero.

Let's go. Last one.

Here you are. Enjoy your coffee.

- Thank you, darling.
- Bon appetit, my dear.

Here is mister's or madam's mail.
Hide it before Brigitte sees it.

- Sit down.
- I'm not a postman.

I'm double-parked.
I can't keep up this charade any longer.

Sit down.

Brigitte was asking me questions
day and night.

I don't know why
she's so weird these days.

A surge of hormones...
She trusts the words of a seer.

Does that ring a bell?

Do you want my Merguez?

I can't eat it.

They know something.
I was about to reveal everything.

Let's go talk about it outside.

- I'll be right back, Aicha.
- Okay.

- Call Inès.
- No, in the caravan.

You know what, Ludo?

I can't join her now.

- Call her again.
- Now?

- I will punch you, Francis.
- Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Francis is calling me.

Pick up.

But don't tell him anything.

Inès?

Hello?

Talk to him face-to-face.

Not on the phone.
Keep calm and let him come.

- Yes?
- I was starting to get worried.

We need to talk.

But not on the phone.

What's going on?

I don't want to talk on the phone.

Where are you?

- Do you want me to tell you where I am?
- Yes!

I'll tell you the truth.
I'm going to see someone now.

A woman.
Her name is Mrs. Irma and she's a seer.

I'm in this mess because of you.

Where are you?

- Hello?
- You're far?

- What?
- Are you far?

- Where are you?
- I'm hanging up.

- Hijo de puta!
- Calm down.

I'm angry.

Go for it.
What's the worst that could happen?

Okay.

- What's happening?
- I need help.

That's enough!

Ludo, you're my only friend!

No, I'm getting the hell out of here.

I won't ever ask you for a favor again.

I swear.

Ludo...

- Ludo.
- Okay.

Okay.
But you have to call Philippon later.

Look, I called him!

You call him back. So what do we do?

Why is she here?

- No.
- I need to know.

What do you want to know?

Give me five minutes.

No.

You promised.

- No.
- Yes.

No.

Ludo.

No.

Come in!

Let me tell you
that I am not superstitious.

Sit down.

Relax.

How do we start, then?

- Do you read my hand first?
- What?

- So?
- Your heart is racing.

I'm taking an anxiolytic.

You take desipramine at lunchtime.
and at night.

Do you take them?

The vision.

I'm having a vision... of the box.

I've had a vision of the box.

That's right.

You're nervous.

- You have doubts about--
- About everything!

I doubt myself, my husband.

Nothing original.

Speaking of my husband...
I was told to bring a picture.

This is me and my husband.

This guy is not your husband.

- Funny.
- He is ugly.

He's very ugly.

Kudos. So, my husband is the right one?

Well, yes, he's the right one.

Well, the right "husband"...
Well...

He has problems at work.

He's going to get a job.

- Very soon.
- Okay, tell me where?

Yes, we are wondering about the location.

Not in London.

Brigitte warned me, but...

Who's Brigitte?

Which Brigitte?

My best friend. She knows you.

Ah, okay.

Brigitte,

the psychorigid?

Not so rigid.
She told me that you went inside her,

that she told you her secrets.

Which secrets?

You know.

What did she tell you?

I came here for my husband,

- not for Brigitte.
- Answer me.

Enough. I shouldn't have come here.

What else did she say?

Answer me now!

Here you go.

Wait, a minute. Come back!

Come back...

Ludo.

I'm sorry for your car.

It's such a racket.

Why didn't you tell me?

Why didn't you tell me?

She has her own reasons.

- Why didn't you say anything?
- Professional confidentiality.

Shut up!
I don't care about confidentiality.

Enough is enough. Damn, my tie!

We consulted each other's wives.
What's the matter?

- I wasn't there, so tell me everything.
- She's normal.

She told me things normal women say.

Where shall I drop you off, Mrs...
Sorry, "sir".

- The small alley on the right.
- Okay.

- So you--
- Oh, shut up!

If Brigitte sees me, she'll kill me.

You'll tell me everything
at your house in an hour.

- Hey! Here you go.
- What's this?

Your wife's money.

Let's go.

- Ludovic?
- My darling.

- Where is your Citroën DS?
- Don't worry, just a minor problem.

What's the matter?

- What's this?
- Let me explain.

It's just an old keepsake.

The whole gang,
including Marchasson and Triboulet.

Well, I went there.

Okay, come in.

The Triboulets who sent us
a map of Guadeloupe?

Yes, Alex.

Tell her to call me upon her arrival
at the gallery.

I'm in the Eurostar.

It's Francis, her husband! Asshole.

- Hey, it's--
- Shut up!

- Catherine Deneuve!
- That's it.

Is someone here?

Maria?

Have you left the door open?

Francis?

Hola!

Who's there?

Francis, is that you?

- Who's there?
- It's me, honey.

I bring good news.

I've just accepted an offer
at an aeronautical company.

- I'll start on Monday.
- And you were in London today?

Yeah.

It's an exciting job.

Stop lying to me.

- I know everything!
- What do you know?

Francis!

I'm leaving you.
I have had enough of your lies.

- Inès, I've just called Philippon.
- What's the next lie?

You disappoint me.

- I'm doing all of this for you.
- Tell me what you're doing for me.

Everything. Inès, give me a chance.

Why don't we play
the four questions of truth?

Inès! Sweetheart!

Get out here with your bitch.

Come out with your bitch!

Madam, if you, unlike my husband,
have some honor left in you,

please come out.

Come out, madam!

I'm all alone.

Jesús, María, José.

I can explain.

Where are you going?

You're going to see Alex, right?

Yeah, that's it.

Oh no, my jelly. No.

Leave the message after the pleonasm
or tone. Whichever you prefer.

Ludo, it's me again.
Excuse me.

I wanted to know
if Inès was with Brigitte.

I told her everything.

But it was useless because she left.

You're lucky Brigitte is in your life.

Brigitte, she is what she is.
She's a little...

She's a little bit weird,

but at least,
you can predict what she'll do.

She may be psychoactive, uptight,

but at least she was honest.

And mine has gone.

Hi, darling?

Shall we continue our little party?

My darling...

Tonight, I am not your darling.

Whoever you want, but not "darling".

You know, it's nice to shake your butt.

Stock, stay here.

Bitch!

That's good.

Look at this one.

Damn it.

I've forgotten my briefcase!

Shit!

The Bistro.

- Mr. Lenoir?
- Wait a minute.

Damn it! Eddy.

I'll be right back.

- Elton John?
- Shut up!

Excuse me.

Eddy, did you see it?

Did you have a scare this morning?

Don't worry, this place is more secure
than Crédit Lyonnais.

Oh, thank you.

Aicha, Mrs. Irma wants her baby back.

Thank you, Eddy.

- You look like you're not okay.
- Not too bad.

We haven't opened it.

I never doubted you.

Here you are, Mrs. Irma.

I sorted the banknotes
in groups of €5, €10, and €20...

- It looks cleaner.
- Thank you, Aicha.

- Would you like a little something?
- Thank you, another time.

You are very kind.

She is courageous.

Mrs. Irma's a drag queen, isn't she?

Who cares? People live how they want.

He's always got something to say.

Ludo?

Are you inside?

No, Ludo is not here.

Sit down, Mr... Irma.

I see a couple with great difficulties...

I see a man who lied and broke the trust.

I also see a son,
more mature than his father.

Much more mature.

I mostly see a woman disoriented,
who lost her way.

Is she going to find it?

Her way? He was her way.

No, she was his destiny.

I did everything for her.

Dressing up as a woman,
lying to his family,

preying on
the gullibility of confused people.

- Did you do that for her?
- Yes.

In order to keep offering her the best.

I'll do anything to keep her.

I can do much more.

Do you think lies and money can keep me?

Yes.

You do not know how to keep a woman.

No one knows that.
You can't guess a woman's thoughts.

Not a woman's, but your wife's.

She always said the same thing.

Sincerity, frankness--

To be honest... I'm afraid.

I am a coward.

I need her.

That's the truth.

And that doesn't keep a woman.

What else?

The truth is...

I liked helping people,
even in female clothes.

Because I had enough of Universe Trade,

golf pisses me off,

and Kate O'Brien and the others too.

And, most importantly, I love you.

I don't need to be a fortune teller
to figure that out.

I see... a man at night,

and he finds the light of day.

I also see a meeting. Not a meeting.

I'm having a vision of... a reunion.

And a universe of happiness,
but only if she wishes that.

How much do I owe you?

It is I who owe you everything.

Scammer.

Let's travel.

Where do you want to go?

The Venice Biennale, what do you think?

Hotel Danieli, royal suite?

HOTEL DANIELI
€8,000

It's perhaps a little...

Don't worry, Irma will pay for it.

Aicha, look at Mrs. Irma...

Who cares? People do what they want.

Are you going to leave us?

Yes, I'm going back to Romania,
to my wife... I mean, my husband.

So... you're married?

When am I going to stop crying?

Right now!

For example.

- I see an American company.
- I work in an American company.

The color noir.

- That's obvious.
- No.

No, it's a worker's name. Francis Lenoir.

- He was my boss.
- Yes.

He was remarkable.

- I hadn't noticed.
- He was awesome.

If you think so.

The ball does not agree with you.

Antoine...

So, are you going to leave us?

I don't know yet.
But I'll have a substitute.

- What is her name?
- Ludovica.

A Bulgarian.

Let's just say... Southern Bulgarian.

I am a great voodoo priestess.

I can read from the coffee cup,
in bull semen...

Who sent you here?

Soon, you will have some good news.
In nine months.

- What?
- A baby.

Listen carefully.

We'll do the cards.
It is more open-minded.

As my grandma used to say...

"Patience Dans l'Azur."

"Every atom of silence
is the luck of ripe fruit."

You have caused pain.

Do you think that I deserve punishment?

Yes, $500.

It's a small punishment.

$2,000.

$3,000.

Thanks, gentlemen.

- Thank you, Madam.
- Why?

Thank you, Madam.

Miss.

Thank you, Miss.

I see a split personality.

Be careful of schizophrenia.

- Okay.
- I'm having a vision.

I see...

Stéphanie of Monaco!

Subtitle translation by: Said Habou Adi

That's all.

I've lost my power.
I'm not having any visions.

I hope you haven't suffered too much.