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I'm going to have
sex with Marcus.
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What about Charlie?
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Who do you think
I'm doing this for?
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What if you kill Marcus?
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That won't happen.
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Where do I start
with my new Jesus Judy?
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Please tell me you're
not trying to make that
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cupboard using mind powers.
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Just the door.
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Do you want the
service or not?
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Absolutely.
Where do we start?
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[grunting]
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MARCUS: Would you stop
making those noises?
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I came to stop you doing Roo.
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Who?
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I wouldn't fuck you if you
were the last woman alive.
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[THEME MUSIC - R CRUMB &
HIS CHEAP SUIT SERENADERS,
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"MY GIRL'S PUSSY"]
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It was pretty humiliating.
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Now, I know how
Heather Mills felt.
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Just forget about Marcus.
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We should all just
forget about Marcus.
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Everything about him.
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We'll just make our minds
like one big mega doodle,
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like Etch-A-Sketch thing,
we'll just wipe it clean.
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Do an erase.
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Are you OK?
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I really don't know.
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You know, when I really
want to forget something--
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Not now, Dad.
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GRAHAM: There's a very
interesting technique
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practiced by the Incas.
- I said not now.
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My mother used to try
and hypnotize herself when
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she wanted to forget something.
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Hypnotism?
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She just drank eight
Frangelico's and turned
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up Radio National really loud.
- I said she tried.
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I didn't say she did it.
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Do we have any Frangelico?
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If at first you
don't succeed--
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True dat.
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When did you start
saying true dat?
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I trialing it.
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GRAHAM: True dat.
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- See, now it's a meme.
- What?
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Are you training
him or something?
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Anyone like a cupper?
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I'll put the kettle on.
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EJ, Celestial?
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You know it.
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No worries, Dad, I'm fine.
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Thanks.
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I'm sure he meant to ask you.
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What's he doing here anyway?
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Well, there is that.
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Not again.
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I was cynical at
first too, believe me.
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But why haven't I heard of it?
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He's underground.
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But you think something
like this would eventually
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get out to the press.
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No, he's discerning.
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He doesn't care for publicity.
- Just a vagina.
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So much vagina.
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I'm listening.
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He and I should join forces.
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Me with my Jesus brain,
he with his Jesus penis.
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He would help channel my gifts.
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Like a mentor sort of thing.
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I'm busy.
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Marcus, this is
Johnny, an old friend.
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I want go into details.
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Hi.
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We were wondering
if you wouldn't
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mind us observing for the day?
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We'll be very discreet.
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I don't think so.
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We brought cinnamon scrolls.
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Let's see.
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There was a local celebrity
with varicose veins, well,
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she used to have varicose
veins until I, you know?
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I can't tell you who it is.
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Marcus Dwyer?
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Behold the great unwashed.
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Can I assist?
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My sister made
me an appointment.
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Oh, oh, dear, no, I
think something came up.
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Apologies.
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What?
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You can't fit me in today?
- No.
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No.
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Terribly sorry.
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Oh, well, nice to meet you.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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But the, uh, doctors
have said it's terminal.
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I'm only in town
for this afternoon.
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Oh, sad face.
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Sad face.
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Life's full of
disappointments, isn't it?
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What was it Martin
Luther King said?
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We must accept finite
disappointment,
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but never lose infinite hope.
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It will only
take five minutes.
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Well, this is a bit awkward.
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Off you go.
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Toodle, pip.
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Tough decisions have
to made on occasion.
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It's not all glamour, you know.
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Amazing.
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Hey, I'm looking for Marcus.
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You found him.
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You'll get used to the teeth
and the forehead in a moment.
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I don't have an appointment.
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I just got a
vacancy in my pants.
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A little sex healer
humor for ya.
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Come on, dear.
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Up we get.
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Mind the step.
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That's the girl.
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Why didn't he just do both
of them at the same time?
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I would have.
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You look amazing.
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Hm, I know.
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I feel it.
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This is--
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I mean, you look really amazing.
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Here he is.
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Our favorite IT patient.
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There's another computer
programmer on Ward 3.
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No one can stand him.
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Oh.
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All's looking good
with your results.
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The nurse tells me you've been
exemplary with your exercises.
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So he can--
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Yes.
He can go home.
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Watch the door.
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I'm fine.
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I'll take that case.
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There's no need
to go overboard.
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I'm not.
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Welcome home, Charlie.
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Oh, hi, Graham.
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You OK?
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I won the couch.
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Finally, things can get
back to normal around here.
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- Yeah.
- Talk about dodging a bullet.
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- What do you mean?
- She doesn't mean anything.
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No, I don't,
just you were sick,
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and, you know, that was
like a death bullet,
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and you dodged it.
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Who wants an omelet?
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I do.
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Roo was going to
have sex with Marcus.
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- Dad.
- But she didn't.
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She didn't cheat.
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She didn't.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not entirely
sure what's going on.
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It was-- it was
about fixing you.
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I wanted to fix you.
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But then I decided it was not
a good idea, which is a relief,
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because now you're well
anyway, and wouldn't I
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have had egg on my face?
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GRAHAM: Amongst other things.
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Ah.
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I was just saying what
everyone was thinking.
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- But you--
- Didn't.
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- Good.
- Excellent.
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Yeah.
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How close did you get exactly?
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[grunting]
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How good is this?
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God.
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It's really good.
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Yeah.
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Beautiful day.
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Kicking back on a banana
chair with a mate.
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The great Aussie
dream being lived
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out right before our eyes.
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Too true.
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My tinnitus is
completely gone.
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He's amazing.
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Yes.
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Yes, he is.
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I see Affleck and
Damon are still here
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working on their screenplay.
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Marcus, I have a
proposition for you,
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and I want you to think
about it before you say no.
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Oh my god.
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How would you feel--
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Awful.
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About a couple
of helping hands?
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Still awful.
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We could do admin.
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I'd rather kill
myself, thank you.
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[inaudible].
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You're not actually processing
anything I'm saying, are you?
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[inaudible].
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I understand you had
to do what you had to do.
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I did.
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Yeah.
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I'm just-- I'm just really
hugely glad you didn't actually
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have sex with that guy.
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Me too.
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I mean--
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I know, believe me.
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If you had have--
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I didn't.
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You're number would have
been like 8,000 or something.
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I beg your pardon?
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The number of guys
you've slept with?
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Well, not 8,000, but--
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23
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He would have been 24.
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But who's counting?
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Yeah, I'm not saying
there's anything bad about it.
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Is this one of those
dreadful you're a girl,
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and you've had more sex
than me, so therefore,
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you're a slag conversations?
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Because if it is, I don't
know if I want to have it.
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I'm not saying you're a slag.
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Just the kind of girl who'd
have sex with 8,000 men.
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OK, look, I was being
glib when I said 8,000.
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Well, you probably
put it around a bit
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in your bachelor days, so don't
start pointing the finger.
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CHARLIE: I wasn't.
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So come on then, Ron
Jeremy, let's have it.
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Can we not do this?
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No, no, since you obviously
think I'm a slutting McSlut
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stain from planet Bang-a-lot.
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I think it's only
fair that you tell--
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Two.
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Your number is two?
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Yep.
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Who are they?
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Leanne, who I told
you about, and you.
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I'm one of the two?
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Can you stop
saying two like that?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just I'm a bit surprised.
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Lots of guys
have small numbers.
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It's more special that way.
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Not that I'm judging
your choices.
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Look, I don't want
to fight about this.
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There's nothing
to fight about.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Don't.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, I'm nervous about
what happened last time.
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Stop being so paranoid?
I'm better.
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Look, if I'm only gonna
ever be with two people,
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then I should at least
make it worth it.
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So, I'm second and last?
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If you're OK with that?
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Now, every time I touch him
I bring him closer to death.
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It's so unfair.
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And the poor guy's only
had two lovers in his life.
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Two?
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That's right.
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That's depressing.
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Or sweet.
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And the way things are going,
he'll never have sex again.
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I've ruined his life.
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You can't think
about it like that.
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I have to though, don't I?
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This has to stop.
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Soon, every time a guy even
thinks about me in a sexy way,
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he'll have a stroke
or something.
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It will stop.
271
00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,520
I owe it to Charlie.
272
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,200
I know the solution
lies somewhere.
273
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,560
Don't say Marcus.
274
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,440
All right, I won't say
it, I'll just think it.
275
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,560
Roo.
276
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,960
He won't have
sex with me fine,
277
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,120
but there needs
to be another way.
278
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,440
Yeah, another way.
279
00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,320
One that doesn't
involve him at all.
280
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,640
The only way to do
it is just to press
281
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,960
on without Marcus' permission.
282
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,880
EJ: What does that mean?
283
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,040
I'll have to, I don't
know, drug him or something.
284
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,480
Yeah, you can drug
him and then have sex
285
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,200
with him when he's passed out.
286
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,640
No, I know you're
very upset right now,
287
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,560
but you can't actually
be suggesting you're--
288
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,080
you're gonna date rape him.
289
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,720
Well, I wouldn't have
put it in those terms.
290
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,160
But?
291
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,800
But, yes, that's
essentially what I have to do.
292
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,080
I know you're
being tested by this,
293
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,880
but Roo is in a
desperate and dark place,
294
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,880
and when people are in a
desperate and dark place,
295
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,280
they do desperate
and dark things.
296
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,520
Don't remind me.
297
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,400
You still haven't
told Roo about Jan?
298
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,960
No.
299
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,800
Repression is bad
for the soul, EJ.
300
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,960
I'll risk it.
301
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,400
Anyway, I don't
really understand--
302
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,160
I saw her boyfriend's
mother being compromised,
303
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,960
would you want to know
something like that?
304
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,840
Chance of seeing a
woman with [inaudible].
305
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,920
Please don't.
306
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,520
All Roo needs
from us is support.
307
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,440
Just support.
308
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,760
Support, support, support.
309
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,760
Really?
310
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:38,960
She'll come back to us soon.
311
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,800
Keep it at walking pace.
312
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,400
Don't rush over the speed bumps.
313
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,080
So tomorrow we can
pick you up and take
314
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,080
you to see your scoliosis,
heart murmur, and epilepsy?
315
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,440
Quality.
316
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,920
See, if you're mobile,
you're more accessible.
317
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,600
You're like a
home-delivered pizza.
318
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,280
A home-delivered sex pizza.
319
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,520
Right you are, men friends.
320
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:12,120
You can probably clock off for
the day, or whatever it is you
321
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,200
want to call it.
322
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,080
Right you are, man friend.
323
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,400
Nothing personal, I just
need a little me time.
324
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,640
Me time is important.
325
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,520
It's essential.
326
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,160
It's essential.
327
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,120
Bye, Marcus.
328
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,000
Bye.
329
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,360
He's awesome.
330
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,680
I know he is.
331
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,600
Maybe it's broken?
332
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,240
Get out and see if you
can lever it by foot.
333
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,280
Why don't you get out and see
if you can lever it by foot.
334
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,200
I'm driving.
335
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,960
Yes, but I want a turn.
336
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,280
A turn?
337
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,640
It's a car, it's
not a space hopper.
338
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,600
What?
339
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,480
We don't want to
get the dosage wrong.
340
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,440
Obviously.
341
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,560
We don't want to kill him.
342
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,120
Don't bump off
zombie Heath Ledger.
343
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,400
Good.
344
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,400
I've got it down now,
so I won't do it.
345
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,560
This isn't-- this isn't funny.
346
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,840
We're drugging
another human being.
347
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,840
So you can date rape him.
348
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,760
Stop saying rape.
349
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,080
Well, stop raping people.
350
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:42,960
It isn't rape.
351
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,640
It's non-consensual sex.
352
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,120
The man has publicly stated he
doesn't want to sleep with you,
353
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,240
and you're doing it anyway.
354
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,200
What would you call it?
355
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,200
It's for the greater good.
356
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,240
Uh, your honor?
357
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,520
Concentrate.
358
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,800
I can't have sex with
him if he's dead.
359
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,600
Oh, good, nice to
know where the line is.
360
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,560
We need to test the
dosage on somebody first.
361
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,000
Who?
362
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,880
[SINGING] I know
what boys like.
363
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,040
I know what guys want.
364
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:10,880
I know what boys like,
boys like, boys like me.
365
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,040
Hi.
366
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,760
[voices on tv]
367
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,440
How are you feeling, hon?
368
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,520
Good.
369
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,120
Happy.
370
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,600
I had a pain in my neck before,
but it's totally gone now.
371
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,240
Give him another one.
372
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,640
Just bear in mind that Zach
has the constitution of an ox.
373
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,560
You know, he once took
a whole sheet of acid
374
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,200
and claimed it did nothing.
375
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,680
Was that the time he started
trying to eat his own hair.
376
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,600
Yeah.
377
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,120
Did you drug Dad as well?
378
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,400
No, he's just old.
379
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,360
Give him another one.
380
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,280
You sure?
381
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,160
Do it.
382
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,640
I'll got to bed.
383
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,680
14.
384
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,920
Yep.
385
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,440
You know, you're not supposed
to put those in there.
386
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,040
Yeah.
All right.
387
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,360
I'll come now.
388
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,120
What are you doing?
389
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,480
Chicken noodle is
my favorite flavor.
390
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,920
Do you now they don't
even use real chicken--
391
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:00,800
Just get on with it.
392
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:09,960
Do you want me to do it?
393
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,040
They have to dissolve.
394
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,920
MARCUS: Honey Hove Caravan Park.
395
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,720
What's taking him so long?
396
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,120
Maybe it's his metabolism.
397
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,640
- Maybe it hasn't worked.
- What do you mean?
398
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,520
Why wouldn't it work?
399
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,040
Maybe he's immune?
400
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,720
He's a healer, not a vampire.
401
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,960
We don't have to do this.
402
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,120
We could go and
heat the hot chips.
403
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,960
I'll let you put
vinegar on them.
404
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:38,920
You love vinegar.
405
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,360
Should we carry him
back to his cabin?
406
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,720
Are you mad?
Someone will see.
407
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,720
Plus he's a nugget.
408
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,120
He'll be heavier than he looks.
409
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240
So what am I
supposed to do now?
410
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,600
Um, leave.
411
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,120
I don't think I thought
this through properly.
412
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,240
I got a bit over excited
about all the drugging stuff.
413
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,680
We don't have a
whole lot of time.
414
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,080
He's probably going to be
awake in an hour or so.
415
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,960
- I'll just have to do him here.
- What?
416
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:00,960
On the floor?
417
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,240
I'm just not sure if I can--
418
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,280
I might have to--
419
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,680
you know?
420
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,880
Wank him a bit?
421
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,160
- Just keep watch.
- Wank him a bit.
422
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,680
I can't believe I just
said that out loud.
423
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,160
We're going to hell.
424
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,040
No, no, we're going to jail,
and then we're going to hell.
425
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,000
How am I supposed
to get him up?
426
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:21,880
EJ: I'm sorry?
427
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,280
He seems to be resisting.
428
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,600
Oh, dear.
429
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,800
I thought boys just
got instant erections
430
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,120
in their sleep.
431
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,600
What are you, 12?
432
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,400
We need Viagra.
Do you have any?
433
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,640
Did you just ask me--
434
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,400
- Forget about it.
- What do you think?
435
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,680
I carry Viagra around with me?
436
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,640
I need to fashion
some sort of a splint.
437
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,720
Out of what exactly?
438
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,720
Eat faster.
439
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,680
I cannot believe
what I am currently
440
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,480
in the process of doing.
441
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,000
This is officially the
worst moment of my life.
442
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,280
You think?
443
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,480
What about the time
you got felt up by--
444
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,680
ROO: Felt up by
Marty, the monster?
445
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,600
Yes, worse than that.
446
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,720
Can you help me?
447
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,600
no No way.
448
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,200
Line drawn.
449
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,800
Oh, shit, there's
someone coming.
450
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,960
What do I do?
ROO: Improvise.
451
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,840
What?
452
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,200
I'm a terrible improviser.
453
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,880
Remember, [inaudible]
and I said Flapsville.
454
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,800
Just do it.
455
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,680
Hey.
456
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,600
Hi.
457
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,960
Oh, there's a child.
458
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,240
There's a child.
459
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,240
Little, innocent--
innocent child.
460
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,240
Hi.
461
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:32,080
Welcome to this caravan park.
462
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,880
How can I help you?
463
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,640
I would like to book
a van for the night.
464
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,920
Of course you would.
Course you would.
465
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,360
Why wouldn't you?
Come to the right place.
466
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,520
It's a caravan park.
467
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,480
Look, caravans.
468
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,440
I'm just gonna have a look.
469
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,760
I'm just going to have a--
470
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,280
ah, there's-- just gotta--
471
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,880
You might just want to have
a wander and pick one out.
472
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,240
Sorry?
473
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,480
You just go out there,
and just take a stroll,
474
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,400
see what tickles your fancy.
475
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,640
Just if there's anything
outside, just go--
476
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,200
go out there and
have a look, and just
477
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,760
see if it seems there's no
one in there, just take it.
478
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,200
Just live the dream, you know.
479
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,560
We prefer a more organic
system here at this park.
480
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,120
Good god, get out of here.
481
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:23,200
Psst, you wouldn't happen to
have any Viagra, would you?
482
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,360
ROO: This is hopeless.
483
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,040
EJ: I'm sorry, it
didn't work out.
484
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,960
ROO: No, you are not.
485
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,800
Nice ice cream though.
486
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,240
You almost said
Flapsville, didn't you?
487
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,160
Oh, yeah.
488
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:01,760
You want to steal his jism.
489
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,280
I know it sounds bad.
490
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,920
No, it sounds mental.
491
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,080
Come on, Zach, in
a way, you owe me.
492
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,600
It's because of you
Marcus wouldn't sleep
493
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,520
with me in the first place.
494
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,880
Just-- there's
just-- there's no
495
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,520
need to be so covert about it.
496
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,520
Marcus is a really great guy.
497
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,000
You should just ask him.
498
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,880
He's probably got some
just lying around the place
499
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,320
that he wouldn't
mind lending you.
500
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,040
I can't do that.
501
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,920
Me and Marcus have a
complex relationship.
502
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:25,880
No shit.
503
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,920
I just need this one thing.
504
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,120
And then I'll be better,
and Charlie will be better,
505
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,400
and everything will
go back to normal.
506
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,440
You cheated death because of me.
507
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,440
Your Jesus because of me.
508
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,600
Please don't encourage
the Jesus thing.
509
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,560
If somebody asked Jesus
to steal sperm for them,
510
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,480
what would he do?
511
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,080
You're not in the habit
of drugging people, are you?
512
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,320
What?
513
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,960
And sticky taping
their bits together?
514
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,080
Not unless they ask nicely.
515
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,480
So, Marcus, uh, I have
to be honest with you.
516
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,440
I've been sent here on a
little bit of a mission.
517
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,880
Is this the god thing again?
518
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,800
No.
519
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,440
It's a semen thing.
520
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,480
Sorry?
521
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,040
Look, I'm not supposed to
tell you, but I figure you
522
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,560
and I we're friends,
comrades even,
523
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,880
and I don't want
to be deceptive.
524
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,720
What are you on about?
525
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:50,360
Roo wants some
of your junk juice.
526
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,160
And I told her, you know,
you should just ask him.
527
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,000
He's a great guy.
528
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,400
I think she's shy.
529
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,840
How exactly were you
planning on getting it?
530
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,080
Brought my kid cup.
531
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
What does she want it for?
532
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,880
Don't know.
533
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,400
Some girls like flowers, Roo's,
you know, a bit unconventional.
534
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:15,000
So, you know, do you keep
a bit around for sparezies?
535
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:18,760
You're asking me
if I keep spade jars
536
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,960
of my own semen in my home?
537
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,240
Yeah.
538
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,640
Well, you know, maybe
there's like a day
539
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,960
that you don't feel
like performing.
540
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,960
I never feel like
not performing.
541
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,200
I'm one call, on target, 24
hours a day, 7 days a week.
542
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,400
You would be too if you
were blessed with my gift.
543
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,880
Yeah, but just say one
of your lady friends,
544
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,480
she wanted a souvenir,
like you know,
545
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,920
when you go to a
kid's party, and you
546
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,800
leave with a bag of lollies?
547
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,360
Or in this case a
tiny jar of come.
548
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,600
I don't do take aways.
549
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,520
No.
550
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,840
Absolutely.
551
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,240
No, you shouldn't, but
if I don't come back
552
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,960
with a sample of your dollop, my
life will not be worth living.
553
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:05,120
Hands up, who's in the
mood for a little game?
554
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,920
Oh my god, he got it.
555
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,760
I don't want to know.
556
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,400
Yeah, I do.
557
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,160
I'm officially in two minds.
558
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,480
Don't spill any spoog.
559
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,040
How did-- oh, god,
I'm asking questions.
560
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,080
Right.
561
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,800
I'm off.
- Where are you going?
562
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,360
Toilet block.
563
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,960
She doing what
with the which now?
564
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,000
Greetings.
565
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,960
What's going on here then?
566
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,320
Do you mind?
567
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,040
Tell me, do you have to
go to a specialist shop
568
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,280
to buy that sort of equipment?
569
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,200
This is the ladies toilet.
570
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,280
You owe me $3.70 for two
banana flavored ice creams.
571
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,000
I never much liked the banana
flavor myself, too cloying.
572
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,680
You can drop the
superior tone, you know?
573
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,800
Underneath all the posturing,
you're still just a creep
574
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,760
who uses people for sex.
575
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,360
Which is precisely
what you were
576
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,600
doing to me, if memory serves.
577
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,760
Presumably, you weren't going
to linger for a cuddle and a DVD
578
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:15,840
after extracting spermatozoa
from my comatose body.
579
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,280
Everybody in this world is using
everybody else to some degree
580
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,880
to get what they
want, and frankly, I
581
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,520
don't have a problem with it.
582
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,360
I do, however, have a problem
with giving up everything I
583
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,560
hold dear just on the
off chance it might make
584
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,080
your life a little bit easier.
585
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,440
I wouldn't be going through
all this if I wasn't desperate.
586
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,840
You have no idea
what it's been like.
587
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,080
I just want a normal life.
588
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,760
Is that really so
hard to understand?
589
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,080
Listen, you seem like
a relatively sane person
590
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,720
despite your current position
sitting on a caravan park
591
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,720
toilet trying to insert
yourself with stolen semen,
592
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,280
so try to see things from
my perspective for a moment.
593
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,280
Do you honestly think
someone like me would ever
594
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:00,080
get laid, like honestly,
ever, it weren't for the fact
595
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,480
that I could heal
people with my penis?
596
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,000
Well, you could--
597
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,080
Women are repelled by me.
598
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,960
Thankfully, thought, they
can stay away from my bed
599
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,280
since the gods have
granted me sexual gifts.
600
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,000
And if you think I'm
giving up the only chance
601
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,600
I'll ever have of
getting some, you're
602
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,760
out of your fucking mind.
603
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,880
Oh, and by the way, you're
on a trip to nowhere
604
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,640
with your little sample there.
605
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:33,040
It's not the end product that
heals, it's the act itself.
606
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,600
By all means, enjoy
the process though.
607
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,480
Toodle, pip.
608
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,240
So she didn't end
up using any of it?
609
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,280
Nope.
610
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,320
Not even a tiny little drop?
611
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,680
If I'm ever
going to eat again,
612
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,160
we're going to
have to talk about
613
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,760
something other than Marcus'
sperm for five minutes.
614
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,360
Or my sperm.
615
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,080
Don't want to talk about
your sperm either, Zach.
616
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,320
No offense.
- No.
617
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,920
In the cup, that was my sperm.
618
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,520
What?
619
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,960
I didn't know she was going
to stick it up here, did I?
620
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,280
She just said she wanted it.
621
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,560
What did you--
what did you think
622
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,120
she was going to do with it?
623
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240
How the hell would I know?
624
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,640
You were supposed
to get Marcus'--
625
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,520
I know.
626
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,080
I know.
627
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,040
But you try borrowing sperm
off a guy you hardly know.
628
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,480
I tried everything.
629
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,040
It got a little bit weird,
and then I just figured,
630
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,720
you know, she wants
it so badly, huh.
631
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,960
I thought she was going
to drink it or something.
632
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,480
And that makes it OK, does it?
633
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,040
It makes it
slightly less awkward.
634
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,480
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635
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:16,080
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