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There is this theory.
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Given an infinite universe
and infinite time...
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All things will happen.
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That means that every event is inevitable
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including those that are impossible.
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That's as good explanation
for all this as anything else.
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Now, a lot of stories start in bars,
so that's where we are going to start this one.
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Not because that I was there.
I wasn't.
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But because it is a damn good
introduction to a very unique...
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Fellow.
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Legends of every major culture
all contain some sort of character
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whose purpose is to grand wishes.
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Except America's.
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The Arabs have genies...
The Irish have leprechauns...
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The Chinese have dragons and monkeys...
The Europeans have fairies and wood sprites.
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Who do we have?
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Santa Claus?
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Santa Claus just brings presents.
He doesn't grant wishes.
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Satan. He grants wishes.
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Zack, Satan predates American culture.
He doesn't grant wishes, he makes deals.
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All right, I give up.
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- What do we have here?
- No one.
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That's my thesis.
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Our culture is unique in having no such mythology.
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Oh, you're wrong my friend.
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Excuse me?
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There is a fella in America,
who grants wishes.
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And only one to a customer.
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And who is this fella?
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O.W. Grant.
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That's his usual name.
He's got many others.
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And he's an elusive son of a bitch.
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You'd get easier time
finding a genie.
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So how come, we've never heard
of this O.W. Grant?
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You haven't heard O.W. Grant,
'cause America, is a much younger place than
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Ireland or Arabia.
Not too many people have had the chance to meet up with him.
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Let me guess.
You have.
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I met him out on Interstate 60.
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Accidental. That's his way.
Folks don't find him, he finds them.
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He just kinda happens in to them,
and they don't know who he is or what he does...
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Until he does it.
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And he mostly messes with them, plays tricks,
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'cause that's his way too,
but sometimes...
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If he takes a shine to you...
He'll play it straight.
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Now, one story says
that his daddy was a leprechaun...
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Came over here with the Irish.
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Now, midgets are notorious skirt chasers
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this leprechaun goes
and knocks up a Cheyenne Indian...
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Cheyenne get the land taken away
in the end up with the immortal, nomadic
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half-breed with magical powers.
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Interstate 60, you said?
Hmm
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so, what does this O.W. Grant look like?
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Red bow tie.
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He smokes a pipe,
carved in the image of a monkey.
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Maybe you'd be better of writing
your theses without mentioning O.W.
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He'd probably rather not have
people knowing about him.
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You got it.
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Good night.
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Hey Quincy, check this out
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there is no Interstate 60.
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I-65, 64, 66, and 69.
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No I-60.
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I guess tonight's everybody's full-of-shit night.
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Guy with a red bow tie and a monkey pipe,
who grants wishes...
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Right.
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No, damn it, look,
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I need that bid in before twelve...
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Yeah it's critical, just...
Right, call Wes...
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Holy shit!
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Broken jaw.
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I'm sorry mister,
I didn't see you.
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Are, are you ok
come on?
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Are you all right?
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Jesus.
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Don't!
Stop!
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Oh man!
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My bike!
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Look, I'm sorry.
I'll pay
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Oh God damn it!
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Oh God damn it!
Look at my suit.
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Oh shit...
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Oh fuck.
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I've got a sales meeting at 11 o'clock.
This is a fuckin' disaster.
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My phone is my fuckin' life line.
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God damn it!
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Oh I say everything happens
for a reason.
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May I guess,
I just needed a new bike.
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I, for one, did not need this shit
in my life.
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Not today.
Of all fuckin' days!
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Oh God damn it!
I wish, this had never happened!
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I wish, it hadn't happened...
I wish, it hadn't happened!
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Was that your wish?
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If you had a wish,
you wished, this hadn't happened?
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Fuckin' a right!
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Granted!
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Mr. Baker.
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How did you know my name?
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Damn it, I need the bid in before 12...
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Yeah it's critical...
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Look, just call Wes
have him fax the time sheet to the main office...
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Get it there by...
Speak up, I can't hear you.
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Some people just don't know what to wish for.
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As for my part in this story,
well, it began on a Tuesday.
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September 18th.
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My birthday.
My 22nd birthday to be exact.
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Oh, I'm Neal Oliver.
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And this mess, is my apartment
in St. Louis. Missouri.
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Where at this particular moment
I was at majordecision.Com.
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Should I wear a tie to lunch?
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Damn.
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Happy Birthday Neal...
Sweet
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truth.
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You are not mad,
that I'm bailing on you tonight?
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No, no no no.
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I mean how cool it you be for you,
to bomb your psych-test because of some stupid concert
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No aah. You have got to wait until lunch.
That's your family rules.
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But you can open this.
I intercepted your snail mail.
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It's the reality check.
I'm game over on the art scholarship.
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We should at least open it.
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I can tell a rejection by weight.
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You are the wrong sex, the wrong color
and your family has too much money. I'm sorry.
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Just don't, don't mention anything
to my old man, please.
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You are so weird.
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What?
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Well, you're actually suppose to cut your grapefruit in half
and eat it with a spoon
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not peel it, and eat it like an orange.
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Oh look... it's her.
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Again.
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Should I be like jealous?
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Oh, maybe if she was real.
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So, I had another dream about her,
last night.
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She was in jail...
It's got to mean something.
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I'll tell you what it means.
You saw her once somewhere
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and made a subconscious impression,
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the impression came back to you in a dream,
so you drew her
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which made the impression stronger.
You dream, you draw, you draw, you dream
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now it's a vicious cycle.
So quit drawing her, and it'll end.
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Well, thank you Karl Jung.
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Fact is, I enjoy drawing her.
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But, am I...
Am I any good at this Sally?
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'Cause today is the deadline
of the Conrad competition.
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Should I even enter these?
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Don't ask me Neal.
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I don't want to be judgmental.
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But I do know, that just because
you enjoy doing something,
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doesn't necessarily mean that you
should make it your career.
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Here,
no worries.
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As I said it all started on my 22nd birthday.
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Specifically here.
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At my traditional birthday lunch.
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As always, my father had picked the restaurant.
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Attending were the usual suspects.
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Sally, who my parents actually liked
maybe even more than I did.
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My dad. Daniel.
Attorney at law.
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My mom Marlene.
The attorney's wife.
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And my sister
and best friend Nancy.
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Put on earth by the grace of God,
to keep me from going insane.
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So what did you wish for?
Please tell me that it was something about us.
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I'm guessing...
He wished to go sky diving again.
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God forbid.
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Oh no, no. Neal you didn't.
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Why, if I tell her, it won't come true.
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Actually that's an old wive's tale.
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The truth is, you should always tell your wish.
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Kinda karma thing.
Put it out there, project it. Karma
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then it just might come true.
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Never heard that before.
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Oh, it's true.
Believe me.
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I know.
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I'll cut this for you.
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Ok, so now you have to tell us.
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Yeah, come on, tell us Neil.
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OK.
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I wished for...
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An answer.
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An answer, ok
an answer to what?
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An answer to my life.
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Here it is.
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Happy Birthday son.
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Your admission to the Bradford Law fellowship.
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Just do the interview next month,
on October 15th,
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and you're in.
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It's all arranged.
By me.
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And you can take that to the bank.
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Dad, I told you,
I wasn't sure yet.
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Well, I can be sure for the both of us.
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Last candle gone.
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Take it with you.
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That is, if you want your wish granted.
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Thanks.
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Oh, cool.
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That's my color too. Thank you.
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Sable brushes.
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Nance.
You are the best Nance.
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You're welcome.
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As for last.
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Happy Birthday son.
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Isn't it perfect?
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Fire engine red.
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You have no idea,
how hard it was to find a red convertible in this town.
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Fuel injected. 160 horses.
Car phone.
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Yeah, I even got you special plates.
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Oh boy, I would have killed for a car like this,
when I was your age.
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Aw, you know I thought it was high time for an image change,
and what better way to start.
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Now, you see, the engine is a 2.5 liter dual overhead cam, inline...
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As usual, it was all about him.
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His idea of cool.
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Red was his color. Not mine.
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It was his pet phrase on the license plates.
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Clearly he was expecting me to become him.
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Well? Isn't it the best present,
you could ever get?
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It's awesome. Come on Neal, take me for a ride.
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Well, son...
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Neal!
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Oh my God!
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Son!
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Somebody call 911.
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Neal, Neal,
are you all right?
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Talk to me son.
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Neal.
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Get better soon honey,
love mom + dad, xo.
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St. Louis's finest thin crust
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you're all right Neal?
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Yeah, yeah, just...
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It only hurts when I think.
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They want to keep me overnight,
log some tests in the morning
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make sure,
my perception isn't like warped, ya know.
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You're a goddess, Nance.
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I know.
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So, what's your perception of a dad
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who buys you the gift,
he wants for himself?
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About the same as toxic waste.
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Your perception is fine.
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That is one hell of a way
getting out of answering dad about the car.
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Mom and dad are going to be here soon,
what are you gonna tell them?
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Lies.
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The truth is just gonna piss him off.
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Well maybe that's a good thing.
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No, no.
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Because then I'm gonna get the hole riff,
about how I'm letting him down
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it's just easy if I roll with it.
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And maybe someone will steal it.
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First a little visual warm up?
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I'll hold up a card, you name the suit.
I'm gonna go faster and faster.
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So, see if you can keep up.
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OK.
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Diamond.
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Club.
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Spade.
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Heart.
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Diamond.
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Spade.
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Diamond.
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Heart.
255
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:03,694
Club.
Spade.
256
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:04,719
Heart.
257
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:05,718
Diamond.
258
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:06,719
Club.
Heart.
259
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:07,719
Spade.
Diamond.
260
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:08,719
Club.
Spade.
261
00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:09,719
Heart.
262
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:10,719
Club.
263
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:11,720
Spade.
264
00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:13,009
Heart.
265
00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:16,022
Did I pass?
266
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,250
No.
267
00:14:20,102 --> 00:14:21,981
But few people do.
268
00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:24,942
Black hearts, red spades?
269
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:26,985
Come on, that's like cheating.
270
00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:29,657
Aah, experience has conditioned you,
thinking that all hearts are red,
271
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,398
and all spades are black.
272
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:33,386
Because their shapes are similar.
273
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,674
It's easier for your mind
to interpret them...
274
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,688
Based on that past experience,
275
00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:39,976
than open to an idea that they can be different.
276
00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:41,990
We see what we expect to see.
277
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,950
Not necessarily, what's really there.
278
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:49,869
Children who have never played cards
always pass this test.
279
00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:54,142
Makes you wonder how many other things
are right in front of you, sight, sound, smell
280
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,923
that you can't experience,
because you've been conditioned not to?
281
00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:01,955
The good news is...
If we'll do the test again you will pass.
282
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:05,916
Once you are aware,
that there can be black hearts and red spades,
283
00:15:06,117 --> 00:15:07,997
you'll be able to perceive them.
284
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:11,378
Your brain's wiring is
like the Interstate highway system.
285
00:15:11,557 --> 00:15:13,977
It's just so much easier to go from one
well- traveled place to another
286
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,111
but the places in between,
off the highway...
287
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,216
Even though they're there,
most people just zip right pass them.
288
00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,013
Well, that's cool trick
289
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,963
but there aren't any card games
with red spades and black hearts.
290
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,043
Well, how do you know?
291
00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:40,008
Mr. Oliver. I'm Dr. Craig.
292
00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,584
You ready to take some tests?
293
00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:44,877
Yeah.
294
00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:48,786
Well, that was some warm-up act
you got there, that guy Ray.
295
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,048
Who?
296
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:52,242
Ray. You know, that guy, who was ju-...
He just left.
297
00:15:52,371 --> 00:15:53,638
You know, the trick cards.
298
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:56,092
No, there's no one on staff named Ray.
299
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,613
No, he was just here.
300
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,574
Wacky guy, with the cards...
With the light-green lab coat.
301
00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:04,428
The staff wears blue here, not green.
302
00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:06,800
But we can test your color perception.
303
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:10,046
Dropped the seven of hearts.
304
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,703
Come on in, son.
305
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,519
So, how's that new car?
306
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,722
Awesome?
Yeah dad... it's very awesome.
307
00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:25,388
What's on your mind, son?
308
00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:31,784
Well, I'm not so sure
about this Bradford thing, dad.
309
00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:35,209
Seems a little too easy, you know.
310
00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:38,786
I spent years working very hard,
so it would be easy for you.
311
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:41,307
What? You want to work nights
in that warehouse for the rest of your life?
312
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,427
Come on dad,
that just so I don't have to ask you for cash.
313
00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:45,812
Son, let me give you
some Daniel Olivier philosophy.
314
00:16:45,948 --> 00:16:47,828
And you can take it to the bank.
315
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,830
When ever someone offers you an advantage,
take it.
316
00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,830
And this program is an advantage.
317
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:54,790
It will get you
to any law school in the country.
318
00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:55,873
What America needs--another lawyer.
319
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:59,368
Another good lawyer.
We can always use one of those.
320
00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,833
- That's what cost 30 G's?
- 32,200.
321
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:05,215
I outbid two major collectors
to get it.
322
00:17:05,394 --> 00:17:07,082
It's a lot of money for a drop cloth.
323
00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:09,806
That shows you how much you know.
That is a Franklin Samuel original.
324
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:12,795
He's a name artist.
If you ever sell anything,
325
00:17:12,957 --> 00:17:17,717
the operative word being "if,"
maybe... maybe... your opinion will count.
326
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,838
Look dad,
I'm just not sure, ok?
327
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,512
I thought about,
maybe taking some time off.
328
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,842
Time off for what?
329
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,801
Sort of take stock, you know,
try figure some things out.
330
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,305
Waste your time with your art?
331
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:31,953
It's a hobby son.
Would you live it that?
332
00:17:32,602 --> 00:17:34,830
Look, I got you into Bradford,
because Pratt's on the board,
333
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:36,845
and he won't be next year.
334
00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,805
So if you don't take advantage of it now,
there won't be a next time.
335
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:41,846
Why not just go through the program?
336
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:46,726
If you ultimately decide law school's not for you,
then, I'll... live with it.
337
00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:51,727
But at least you'll be a Bradford fellow
and that's something you can always take to the bank.
338
00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:54,810
Then you can, you know...
Figure things out.
339
00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:56,851
So you're going Bradford, ha.
340
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,812
I thought you weren't sure.
I'm not.
341
00:17:59,972 --> 00:18:01,853
I think it would be stupid,
not to at least give it a shot.
342
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:04,812
Can't let down the old man.
343
00:18:04,973 --> 00:18:06,854
Bought you off with a fancy car?
344
00:18:06,974 --> 00:18:08,855
He's maximizing his options, Frank.
It's very mature.
345
00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:11,662
We should be supportive,
not judgmental.
346
00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:22,914
Look for the good in your fellow man.
347
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,917
The warm wind of romance
blows around you.
348
00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:30,578
With good health,
prosperity will follow.
349
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,939
Oct. 15th
are you sure?
350
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,864
October 15th.
That's the day of my Bradford interview.
351
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,827
Let me see that.
352
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:46,825
Ok, you got me.
It's blank.
353
00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:51,041
What the hell?
354
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,344
I would never get on that shit, never.
355
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:05,833
Just, leave everything behind,
not know where are you going.
356
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,873
I can't believe that you would Neal.
357
00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:12,216
Just leave your friends, and your family,
and for what?
358
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:16,026
Hey, earth to Neal.
What's the matter?
359
00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:17,917
Sally, my fortune.
360
00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:20,837
Didn't it say:
October 15th, are you sure?
361
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:21,920
Obviously it didn't.
362
00:19:21,998 --> 00:19:24,492
At the restaurant, when I showed it to you,
isn't that what it said?
363
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:25,906
Why do you make such a big deal about this?
364
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,879
Because it is bugging me. That's why.
365
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,097
You're just projecting your anxiety,
about your decision, and that is natural.
366
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:35,843
It's ok. You'll do great.
367
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,170
Because that's who you are.
368
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:42,691
Here.. Just take a nice deep breath, relax.
369
00:19:43,005 --> 00:19:43,927
Sally, listen to me.
370
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,887
What are the chances?
371
00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:47,887
That of all cookies in that kitchen,
372
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,846
that exact one ended up on a plate,
that was taken to our table,
373
00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:51,928
and I picked it?
374
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:52,928
It was blank, Neal.
375
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:56,597
The fortune was blank.
You projected.
376
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,890
I projected?
377
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:02,969
Right.
378
00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,950
That was the politically correct way
to say I was seeing things...
379
00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:07,632
Well, a lovely thought.
380
00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:10,895
I worked graveyard shifts
at the grocery warehouse,
381
00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:13,877
for the trucks to take to
the various stores in the morning.
382
00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:15,895
I liked it for three reasons.
383
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:16,935
I'd gotten the job on my own.
384
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,856
It paid enough that I didn't have to ask
the old man for cash.
385
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:23,914
And it annoyed Daniel
that his son was even working at such a low-class job.
386
00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:29,623
I hear you are quittin' to become some
big shot lawyer in your new fancy-ass car, hmm?
387
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,106
Well, doop-dee-do.
388
00:20:33,222 --> 00:20:34,910
Hey, Kirby.
Give the kid a break.
389
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,862
You just remember that
no matter how hot shit you think you are,
390
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:39,904
it's always gonna be more of the same.
391
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,522
Just another high school.
392
00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:42,929
High school?
Hell yeah.
393
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:45,864
Everything in life is like high school.
They just change the names.
394
00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:47,906
You take this place.
395
00:20:48,026 --> 00:20:49,907
Instead of a principal, we've got a boss.
396
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:51,908
Instead of teachers, supervisors.
397
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,868
Instead of assignments,
they give us work orders
398
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:57,868
and if you fuck up them work orders,
you get fired.
399
00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:00,294
Instead of expelled.
400
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:04,230
Oh yeah, the names are different,
but it is the exact same shit.
401
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,673
High school.
402
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,758
Damaged goods.
403
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:17,471
Well, store can't sell them.
Guess I'll just have to take them off their hands.
404
00:21:21,036 --> 00:21:24,452
Is he right, Otis? I mean
is everything more the same?
405
00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:26,518
Yeah, if you look at it like that.
406
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,880
I mean, look at me,
I show up here, see the same people,
407
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,920
take shipment to the stores,
408
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,881
see those same people,
eat at the same places,
409
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,840
see those same people...
But not really.
410
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:39,962
See.
411
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:43,843
I like seeing those people.
Well most of them anyway.
412
00:21:44,045 --> 00:21:46,884
If I want something different,
I can make it different, go a different way.
413
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:50,844
Eat at a different place,
do an Interstate gig.
414
00:21:51,046 --> 00:21:53,885
See I never went to high school...
415
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:55,968
Look at them.
416
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,889
In the morning they will get up,
go to the store.
417
00:21:59,048 --> 00:22:00,929
And the pasta will be on the shelves where it always is,
418
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:03,888
and not one of them will give
a moment's thought as to how it got there.
419
00:22:05,051 --> 00:22:05,971
Holy shit.
420
00:22:06,052 --> 00:22:08,393
That's her.
421
00:22:09,052 --> 00:22:12,755
I must have seen her on a billboard,
and that's how she got in my dreams.
422
00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:13,970
You dream about her?
423
00:22:14,053 --> 00:22:15,935
Yeah, yeah, yes.
424
00:22:16,055 --> 00:22:16,975
Pretty silly, huh.
425
00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:18,935
Maybe it means something.
426
00:22:19,055 --> 00:22:20,551
Like what?
427
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,537
Like the thunderbolt, you know,
love at the first sight.
428
00:22:23,056 --> 00:22:25,896
Come on Otis, that's just fairytale stuff.
429
00:22:26,057 --> 00:22:27,938
That's how I met my wife.
430
00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:31,858
Spotted her in a crowd at the river front,
4th of July fireworks.
431
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,900
Couldn't take my eyes of her.
Fireworks were up there,
432
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:36,940
but I was staring at her.
433
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,422
And I just knew.
434
00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:43,862
Well. See, all my girlfriends,
are always a reaction to the one I had last.
435
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:47,863
Janet was so opinionated about my art,
it drove me crazy.
436
00:22:48,064 --> 00:22:50,904
So I found Sally, who refuses to be judgmental about it.
437
00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,906
Meanwhile she's trying to psychoanalyze me.
438
00:22:54,066 --> 00:22:56,907
So she's not the one either.
439
00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,947
Then maybe you should go after her?
440
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:02,907
Girl like that. She's a model,
she's probably got guys falling all over her
441
00:23:03,108 --> 00:23:05,564
guys with big portfolios.
442
00:23:06,069 --> 00:23:07,951
Yeah, I guess it's kinda childish idea.
443
00:23:08,071 --> 00:23:10,431
Chasing a dream.
444
00:23:18,074 --> 00:23:21,873
Hi, your billboard on Delmar & Vicker's,
the one on the side of the building?
445
00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:24,244
Yeah, whose ad agency is that?
446
00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:26,956
No, no, no...
Next to the Casino Queen billboard.
447
00:23:27,076 --> 00:23:30,627
The girl with the phone,
says: "There is another choice."
448
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,958
Blank?! No, no it can't be blank.
449
00:23:34,078 --> 00:23:35,422
I was just there.
I just saw it.
450
00:23:36,657 --> 00:23:38,310
No, I just saw it!
451
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,552
Hey, what does the sign on the right say?
452
00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:53,701
What, are you nuts?
It's blank, man.
453
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,994
Neal Oliver.
Your appointment has been scheduled for tomorrow.
454
00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:29,035
September 25th. 10 am. 555 Olive street.
455
00:24:29,196 --> 00:24:30,117
Suite 1300.
456
00:24:30,197 --> 00:24:31,923
No rescheduling.
457
00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:34,071
Neal Oliver, your appointment...
Who is this?
458
00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:35,311
Hello?
459
00:24:36,197 --> 00:24:37,158
Hello?
460
00:24:37,438 --> 00:24:41,834
10 am. 555 Olive street.
Suite 1300, no rescheduling.
461
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,141
Morning, Mr. Oliver.
462
00:25:42,219 --> 00:25:45,060
Wasn't sure you'd actually show up.
463
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,582
Not everyone does.
464
00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:48,835
Ray?
465
00:25:49,222 --> 00:25:51,103
I've got a job for you.
If you want it.
466
00:25:51,223 --> 00:25:54,639
Drive cross country.
Deliver a package.
467
00:25:54,823 --> 00:25:57,665
All right, what the hell is going on here Ray?
Because I'm seeing things on signs...
468
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,145
In fortune cookies...
469
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,106
I mean, weird messages...
470
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:05,026
Black hearts, or red spades.
I told you, you can see them now.
471
00:26:05,228 --> 00:26:06,820
What's it all about?
472
00:26:06,927 --> 00:26:07,945
It's all about you, Neal.
473
00:26:08,027 --> 00:26:09,967
It's all about you.
474
00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:13,034
Here's the job.
475
00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,147
Misspelled Denver.
476
00:26:17,231 --> 00:26:18,861
Did I now?
477
00:26:20,231 --> 00:26:21,824
Ok, so why me?
478
00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:23,178
Why not Fedex?
479
00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:24,156
What's in here, any way?
480
00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:25,538
Can't really say.
481
00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:29,050
You can't really say, because you don't know,
or you do know, and don't want me to know?
482
00:26:29,235 --> 00:26:31,500
Either way, the result is the same.
483
00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:33,616
So what's this job pay?
484
00:26:33,936 --> 00:26:35,818
Can't really say.
485
00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:37,158
What's the catch?
486
00:26:37,237 --> 00:26:38,831
Or you can't really say that either?
487
00:26:38,938 --> 00:26:40,818
Always wanted the answers,
aren't you?
488
00:26:41,238 --> 00:26:45,135
Consider it, an interesting way to break in the new century.
489
00:26:46,241 --> 00:26:49,081
Or simply,
a way to break in that new car.
490
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,218
Before your Bradford interview.
491
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:54,219
How do you know about that?
492
00:26:55,243 --> 00:26:56,721
Open it.
493
00:27:07,247 --> 00:27:09,109
Sit down.
494
00:27:12,249 --> 00:27:13,170
Here's the deal.
495
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:17,050
If you walk out of here with that package,
you agree to deliver it.
496
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:21,530
You don't loose it, you don't open it,
and you don't try to find out what's inside it.
497
00:27:22,251 --> 00:27:24,325
You'll be compensated on the other end.
498
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,753
Go by way of Interstate 60.
499
00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:30,734
Delivery date is October 2nd.
500
00:27:31,255 --> 00:27:35,668
So you'll have time to visit some towns,
meet some people.
501
00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,163
See what's out there.
502
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:40,096
Pick up some travelers' tales.
503
00:27:40,256 --> 00:27:42,234
Highway experiences.
504
00:27:43,257 --> 00:27:45,983
Episodes of the road.
505
00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:48,140
This is too surreal.
506
00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:53,631
I mean, you, this office,
the 13th floor of a building that has no 13th floor
507
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:57,043
my alarm clock's gonna go off any second.
508
00:27:58,263 --> 00:28:00,047
Rise and shine.
509
00:28:01,865 --> 00:28:06,162
You're awake Neal.
Could be you're awake for the first time in your life.
510
00:28:14,268 --> 00:28:17,222
It's our standard form.
511
00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:26,711
And I'll need you to seal it with the drop of your blood.
512
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:27,989
Blood?
513
00:28:28,272 --> 00:28:31,245
Of course.
I'm the devil.
514
00:28:32,074 --> 00:28:33,667
Just kidding.
515
00:28:33,775 --> 00:28:38,724
Traditionally, a man means what he says,
he'll put his blood where his mouth is.
516
00:28:42,278 --> 00:28:44,850
All right.
517
00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:47,777
Oh, one more thing.
518
00:28:47,879 --> 00:28:50,930
There's a killer out there.
So be careful
519
00:28:54,282 --> 00:28:55,203
Now you tell me?
520
00:28:55,281 --> 00:28:56,203
After I sign?
521
00:28:56,282 --> 00:28:59,123
The journey of life
always includes a possibility of death.
522
00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:01,164
This killer,
what does he look like?
523
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:04,795
- Who said it's a man?
- It's a woman?
524
00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:07,742
It's not this Robin Fields, is it?
525
00:29:08,287 --> 00:29:11,932
I know... you can't really say.
526
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:17,127
I didn't misspell the name of that town.
527
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:19,169
You'll find it.
528
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:22,130
Just go west on Interstate 60.
529
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:26,090
Look, we've been over this.
There is no Interstate 60.
530
00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,172
There's a US 60.
But there is no interstate 60.
531
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,172
Look... there's got to be.
532
00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:32,175
Well look at here. Here is 70.
533
00:29:32,294 --> 00:29:35,133
The next major route South is 40.
534
00:29:35,294 --> 00:29:40,053
So if there was an I 60,
it would have to be some where between 70 and 40.
535
00:29:40,296 --> 00:29:42,175
But, as you can see, it's not there.
536
00:29:42,295 --> 00:29:43,640
It simply doesn't exist.
537
00:29:44,497 --> 00:29:47,145
Where do you find a highway,
that doesn't exist?
538
00:29:47,298 --> 00:29:50,138
Well, I decided to look where
it'd be if it did exist.
539
00:29:50,299 --> 00:29:53,812
Ray said that you don't find hidden places,
by sticking to the well traveled routes
540
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,837
so, I skipped well traveled interstate 55,
and went South on Bob Dylan's Highway 61.
541
00:30:09,305 --> 00:30:11,185
And there she was again.
542
00:30:11,305 --> 00:30:13,186
Telling me, I was right.
543
00:30:13,306 --> 00:30:16,107
I was fast becoming a believer in signs.
544
00:30:22,309 --> 00:30:25,149
It's you I'm delivering this package, isn't it?
545
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:28,572
You're Robin Fields.
546
00:30:29,311 --> 00:30:32,152
Now it makes all sense.
547
00:30:32,312 --> 00:30:33,810
Cool. Very cool.
548
00:30:33,913 --> 00:30:36,216
Very, very cool.
549
00:31:06,924 --> 00:31:08,804
You're the waiter, from my birthday party
550
00:31:09,324 --> 00:31:10,821
O.W. Grant.
551
00:31:10,924 --> 00:31:12,229
Neal Oliver.
552
00:31:12,324 --> 00:31:15,165
It's a strange coincidence,
seeing you here again.
553
00:31:15,325 --> 00:31:17,207
Only if you believe in coincidence.
554
00:31:17,327 --> 00:31:19,206
I prefer inevitability.
555
00:31:19,327 --> 00:31:20,287
Every event is inevitable.
556
00:31:20,366 --> 00:31:23,169
If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen.
557
00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:25,592
Right.
558
00:31:25,729 --> 00:31:29,107
Oh, I forgot to give you
your birthday present.
559
00:31:40,335 --> 00:31:42,023
Remember your wish?
560
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:43,251
An answer.
561
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,257
Yeah
that's great.
562
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,216
Yeah, gets greater.
563
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:48,217
Go on, go ahead. Try it.
564
00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:50,736
Yes or no questions.
565
00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:54,447
Ok, hmm...
Eight ball, is there an Interstate 60?
566
00:32:05,342 --> 00:32:08,987
I told you, it'd get greater.
567
00:32:09,343 --> 00:32:10,264
Who are you Mister?
568
00:32:10,343 --> 00:32:13,165
The O.W stands for one wish.
569
00:32:13,945 --> 00:32:15,251
That's what I do.
570
00:32:15,346 --> 00:32:16,266
I grant wishes.
571
00:32:16,347 --> 00:32:17,939
One to a customer.
572
00:32:18,045 --> 00:32:19,831
Yours was more interesting
than most.
573
00:32:19,947 --> 00:32:21,252
Open ended.
574
00:32:21,346 --> 00:32:23,227
Signifies thought instead of greed.
575
00:32:23,347 --> 00:32:25,228
That's what I get most of the time.
576
00:32:25,349 --> 00:32:26,269
Gimme, gimme, gimme,
577
00:32:26,349 --> 00:32:27,942
gimme this, gimme that...
578
00:32:28,049 --> 00:32:30,890
Usually money, or sex,
or easy living.
579
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,812
How I deliver.
Yeah, that depends on what mood I'm in.
580
00:32:36,352 --> 00:32:40,114
Eight ball, is this guy bull-shitting me?
581
00:32:48,355 --> 00:32:50,698
Come on.
582
00:32:51,357 --> 00:32:53,831
Let's find that road.
583
00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:02,284
Now, one young couple wished to be married.
Live happily ever after.
584
00:33:03,161 --> 00:33:07,441
So I blew up their car.
At the church, on the way to the honeymoon.
585
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:10,704
Another guy.
He wanted great perfect sex every day,
586
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,742
with his choice of gorgeous women.
No pregnancies.
587
00:33:13,362 --> 00:33:14,285
So...
588
00:33:14,365 --> 00:33:17,972
Everyday there is a Fedex delivery...
of a skin magazine...
589
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,278
Box of tissues.
590
00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:22,109
There's the stop sign.
Turn right.
591
00:33:39,372 --> 00:33:41,713
There's a sign post,
up ahead.
592
00:33:45,374 --> 00:33:48,444
Son of a bitch.
I found it.
593
00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:54,484
It was inevitable.
594
00:34:17,085 --> 00:34:20,692
So, I thought all Interstates were divided highways,
with limited access.
595
00:34:21,285 --> 00:34:25,604
no, when highway doesn't officially exist.
The rules don't apply.
596
00:34:30,388 --> 00:34:33,228
Ok, so how is it, we're on a highway,
that is on any map,
597
00:34:33,389 --> 00:34:35,270
going to towns,
that presumably don't exist?
598
00:34:35,390 --> 00:34:37,885
Well, there are unlisted phone numbers, right?
599
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:40,893
So, why can't there be
unlisted highways and towns?
600
00:34:41,031 --> 00:34:43,545
I don't buy it.
There's got to be a better explanation, than that.
601
00:34:43,691 --> 00:34:45,765
Better explanation.
602
00:34:45,893 --> 00:34:49,809
Ok. How about it's a...
Parallel dimension.
603
00:34:50,195 --> 00:34:51,117
Or you're in a dream.
604
00:34:51,196 --> 00:34:53,115
Or it has something to do
with your wish.
605
00:34:53,235 --> 00:34:55,079
Or... you're in a coma
from when that bucket hit you.
606
00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:58,459
Or maybe...
Just maybe...
607
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,930
You're dead.
608
00:35:02,399 --> 00:35:04,279
Well?
609
00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:06,279
Well, what do you want kid?
610
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,281
I just gave you not one explanation,
but six.
611
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,089
All reasonable.
612
00:35:10,201 --> 00:35:11,545
You want an answer,
pick one.
613
00:35:11,641 --> 00:35:13,100
It won't change anything.
614
00:35:13,202 --> 00:35:16,043
You, you took a job,
and now you got to do it.
615
00:35:16,204 --> 00:35:18,083
Yeah, but it could change something.
616
00:35:18,404 --> 00:35:20,284
So, what if I'm dead?
617
00:35:20,923 --> 00:35:22,343
What if I'm dead, right now.
618
00:35:22,405 --> 00:35:24,286
There's no reason,
why shouldn't drive on oncoming traffic, right?
619
00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:26,881
Ok, go ahead.
Try it.
620
00:35:30,209 --> 00:35:33,048
But as we accelerate and wait for the big semi
to come at us,
621
00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,089
which should be in about 25 seconds,
I figure.
622
00:35:35,209 --> 00:35:38,049
Ponder this.
Now, if you are dead...
623
00:35:38,211 --> 00:35:39,668
Then, this is the after life,
624
00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:42,570
and you made a deal with a guy,
sealed in blood,
625
00:35:42,712 --> 00:35:45,072
who knew everything about you,
even what you are going to say, before you said it.
626
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:48,053
Now who do you think,
that guy might be?
627
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:52,052
And...
Do you think it is a good idea to piss him of?
628
00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:01,074
Maybe you got a point.
629
00:36:01,217 --> 00:36:03,712
Maybe I do.
630
00:36:05,218 --> 00:36:07,790
Oh, I love this highway.
631
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:15,661
Me?
I consider myself an artist, too.
632
00:36:15,822 --> 00:36:18,662
I see life, as..
Art appreciation.
633
00:36:19,222 --> 00:36:22,064
You know,
some artist can't stand the sight of their work once it's finished.
634
00:36:22,225 --> 00:36:25,066
Me, I'm one of my own biggest fans.
635
00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:29,989
And one of my favorites,
will be coming through that door... any moment..
636
00:36:30,226 --> 00:36:32,492
Now.
637
00:36:47,232 --> 00:36:49,113
Yeah, can I take your order?
638
00:36:49,233 --> 00:36:51,113
15 double-cheeseburgers, please.
639
00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:53,114
15 double-cheese to go.
640
00:36:53,234 --> 00:36:55,114
Oh, not to go.
I'll eat them here.
641
00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:56,156
Hold the order.
642
00:36:56,234 --> 00:36:59,075
You're going to eat 15 double-cheeseburgers,
all by your self?
643
00:36:59,235 --> 00:37:00,157
Yeah.
644
00:37:00,237 --> 00:37:01,925
Why, they are real big?
You think 15's too many?
645
00:37:02,037 --> 00:37:04,013
Way too many.
646
00:37:05,837 --> 00:37:08,104
All right. Twelve then.
Even dozen.
647
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,736
Look,
are you drunk or something, Mister?
648
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,872
Well I don't know.
Can you get drunk on six beer?
649
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:17,718
Hay fella.
I've got a hundred says that you can't eat six double-cheese,
650
00:37:17,881 --> 00:37:19,627
much less twelve.
651
00:37:20,242 --> 00:37:23,084
So, what you're saying is,
they're really big cheeseburgers?
652
00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:26,083
My hundred says you can't
eat six double-cheese.
653
00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:29,968
Well, I'm kinda hungry.
Maybe you're right.
654
00:37:30,246 --> 00:37:32,128
Twelve is too many burgers.
I'll tell you what?
655
00:37:32,247 --> 00:37:39,884
Make it two double-cheese, three orders of fried chicken,
one BLT, two Ham & Swiss on rye, chicken fried steak,
656
00:37:40,249 --> 00:37:44,049
Turkey club,
and two bowls chili, extra onions.
657
00:37:44,251 --> 00:37:47,091
And one piece of each of those pies.
658
00:37:47,251 --> 00:37:49,132
One piece of each of these pies?
659
00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:51,132
Anything else?
660
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,132
Three orders onion rings.
661
00:37:53,252 --> 00:37:57,053
That's a much more sensible lunch,
than twelve double-cheeseburgers.
662
00:37:57,254 --> 00:37:59,383
Oh, and hold the pickles.
663
00:38:00,755 --> 00:38:02,252
100 bucks.
664
00:38:03,256 --> 00:38:06,672
If you can finish all that food,
in one hour.
665
00:38:07,658 --> 00:38:11,496
Without getting up from that counter,
and without losing your lunch.
666
00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:14,940
I'm not much of a betting man.
667
00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:18,828
Two to one odds then...
No, no, I'll give you three to one.
668
00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:22,486
That's 300 of mine...
Against 100 of yours.
669
00:38:23,264 --> 00:38:25,086
Well, what the hell.
670
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:28,105
It's only money.
671
00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:34,416
Al...
672
00:38:34,505 --> 00:38:36,349
You better hold onto this money.
673
00:38:36,468 --> 00:38:37,964
Sure.
674
00:38:39,968 --> 00:38:41,848
Yeah, I'll take some of that.
675
00:38:42,068 --> 00:38:44,334
Eight ball, is this guy gonna really eat all that food?
676
00:38:51,772 --> 00:38:53,557
Can I hmm...
Can I get on this action?
677
00:38:53,773 --> 00:38:54,695
Ask him.
678
00:38:55,273 --> 00:38:57,153
No I like long shots.
679
00:38:57,274 --> 00:38:58,770
You're crazier than he is.
680
00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:00,754
My money's just as good, right.
681
00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:02,810
Fine by me.
682
00:39:02,914 --> 00:39:05,276
Sir,
you want anything to drink with that?
683
00:39:15,279 --> 00:39:17,159
There's your order.
684
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,290
All right. It's 10 after 1.
On your mark... get set...
685
00:39:21,481 --> 00:39:23,247
Wait.
686
00:39:24,282 --> 00:39:26,489
Ketchup, please.
687
00:40:03,295 --> 00:40:04,831
Thanks.
688
00:40:05,335 --> 00:40:07,178
All right... what's the trick?
689
00:40:07,298 --> 00:40:08,218
Trick?
690
00:40:08,297 --> 00:40:09,218
Where's the food?
691
00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:11,278
Can't all be in your damn stomach.
692
00:40:11,397 --> 00:40:13,278
Actually, I don't know.
693
00:40:13,397 --> 00:40:16,238
The fact is, I always loved eating.
More than anything.
694
00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:19,239
Go into a restaurant,
want to order everything on the menu.
695
00:40:19,401 --> 00:40:24,160
But, I was always frustrated,
by the small capacity of my stomach.
696
00:40:24,401 --> 00:40:28,201
Well, 17 years ago,
I made a wish...
697
00:40:28,403 --> 00:40:31,243
And amazingly enough it came true.
698
00:40:31,405 --> 00:40:34,245
Now I have, what you might call,
a black hole in my belly.
699
00:40:34,405 --> 00:40:37,245
Only I have to keep eating like this,
six or seven times a day.
700
00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:38,903
Gets expensive.
701
00:40:39,006 --> 00:40:43,361
So, I travel a lot,
and I take advantage of guys like you to pay for it.
702
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,519
That's a good one.
703
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:49,714
Excuse me, Mister.
704
00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:52,537
I've got to know one thing.
705
00:40:52,810 --> 00:40:54,499
Do you still love eating?
706
00:40:54,711 --> 00:40:57,435
No...
Now it's a drag.
707
00:41:01,314 --> 00:41:03,194
Listen kid...
708
00:41:03,313 --> 00:41:07,114
Nobody minds being taken by that guy,
he gave us good show for our money.
709
00:41:07,315 --> 00:41:09,196
But I draw the line over what you did.
710
00:41:09,317 --> 00:41:10,237
What did I do?
711
00:41:10,316 --> 00:41:11,659
I just backed the right horse, that's all.
712
00:41:11,756 --> 00:41:14,174
You were in on it.
I know a hustle when I see one.
713
00:41:14,317 --> 00:41:17,158
I played a hunch, I swear to God.
I've never seen this guy before in my life
714
00:41:17,319 --> 00:41:18,241
but your friend there has.
715
00:41:18,318 --> 00:41:20,200
Haven't you fella?
716
00:41:20,319 --> 00:41:22,200
Oh, I wont deny it.
717
00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:24,680
Now,
give back the money you stole, son.
718
00:41:24,921 --> 00:41:27,762
Look so, I won a couple of bets.
If that's such a crime why don't you call the police.
719
00:41:27,922 --> 00:41:29,918
I am the police.
720
00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:34,452
Sorry about that.
721
00:41:37,425 --> 00:41:39,210
That's all my money.
722
00:41:39,326 --> 00:41:41,532
Hit the rode, fellas.
723
00:41:43,728 --> 00:41:47,277
Ok, so what's your game Mr. Grant.
'Cause it seems like you know exactly what's gonna happen,
724
00:41:47,468 --> 00:41:48,869
just before it happens,
725
00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:50,233
and it's just like
you're fucking with me!
726
00:41:50,328 --> 00:41:51,922
Oh, don't take it personal kid.
727
00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:53,909
I fuck with everybody.
728
00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:55,252
That's what I do.
729
00:41:55,332 --> 00:41:59,131
In fact, I highly recommend it as
an unending source of amusement.
730
00:41:59,332 --> 00:42:03,132
And as far as knowing what's gonna happen.
Well... on this highway,
731
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:05,214
the past, the present, the future,
732
00:42:05,334 --> 00:42:08,865
the "what if some maybe's, the roads not taken",
733
00:42:09,335 --> 00:42:11,793
could all converge, get jumbled up.
734
00:42:11,935 --> 00:42:15,161
I just happen to be tuned into it.
That's all.
735
00:42:15,938 --> 00:42:18,817
So what are you?
Like an angel or a god, or something?
736
00:42:18,977 --> 00:42:21,837
Just, picking up certain people
to give him a wish?
737
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:25,165
No... no,
just a guy who likes to mess with peoples' heads.
738
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:28,872
I'm a joker...
In life's deck.
739
00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:32,232
But, why do it?
740
00:42:32,343 --> 00:42:33,264
I enjoy it.
741
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:35,800
You should always find something to do,
that you enjoy.
742
00:42:35,943 --> 00:42:39,744
Although I will admit I have been
considering a career change.
743
00:42:39,945 --> 00:42:41,729
Job in a convenience store...
744
00:42:42,245 --> 00:42:43,685
Or maybe becoming...
745
00:42:43,824 --> 00:42:45,725
A male prostitute.
746
00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:48,458
You're gay?
747
00:42:49,848 --> 00:42:52,247
You're fucking with me again, aren't you?
Yeah.
748
00:42:53,388 --> 00:42:55,806
Fact is I'm a virgin.
749
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,830
I always will be.
750
00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,733
My penis...
Was cut off in a very weird accident,
751
00:43:00,853 --> 00:43:02,349
when I was nine.
752
00:43:02,452 --> 00:43:04,218
Yeah, right.
753
00:43:04,853 --> 00:43:06,733
You want to see it?
754
00:43:08,855 --> 00:43:11,253
Yeah... show me.
755
00:43:18,857 --> 00:43:20,431
Holy shit.
756
00:43:22,258 --> 00:43:24,139
Oh, God...
757
00:43:24,861 --> 00:43:29,620
Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different place,
when you're not constantly thinking about sex.
758
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:31,741
Or responding sexually to everything...
759
00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:34,509
Yeah.
760
00:43:34,661 --> 00:43:36,255
Ahh... I guess it would be.
761
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:39,245
Wait, how would you know?
762
00:43:39,364 --> 00:43:41,726
How would you know,
what it's like to not have something, you never had?
763
00:43:41,865 --> 00:43:43,745
Now you're thinking.
764
00:43:43,864 --> 00:43:46,705
You'd be surprised,
how many people take that statement on faith.
765
00:43:46,866 --> 00:43:49,515
Sounds right,
so they just accept it.
766
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,069
As I say.
767
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:54,967
Messing with peoples heads,
can be a lot of fun.
768
00:43:55,368 --> 00:43:57,250
You should try it.
769
00:43:57,369 --> 00:44:00,824
Some nice scenery coming up ahead.
770
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:17,215
Hello then...
You going my way?
771
00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:18,873
If you're going west.
772
00:44:18,977 --> 00:44:20,282
Then, that's my way.
773
00:44:20,377 --> 00:44:24,178
Hey, why don't you hop in the back,
because hunky here is gonna wanna take a good luck at me,
774
00:44:24,378 --> 00:44:26,930
and if I'm in the front,
he'll have a better view.
775
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,207
And if you're in the back...
So will you.
776
00:44:36,381 --> 00:44:37,304
I'm Laura.
777
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,303
Neal.
778
00:44:38,382 --> 00:44:40,321
Oh, and that's Mr. Grant.
779
00:44:41,384 --> 00:44:43,168
So, where you going Laura?
780
00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:44,302
Me?
781
00:44:44,385 --> 00:44:46,878
Oh, I'm going to a...
782
00:44:46,986 --> 00:44:49,403
Find the perfect fuck.
783
00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:52,867
Wow, that's an interesting destination.
784
00:44:52,987 --> 00:44:53,908
You ever been there?
785
00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:56,251
Can't say that I have.
Me either.
786
00:44:56,388 --> 00:44:59,555
But so far the trip's been pretty exciting.
787
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:03,024
Only, how will you know,
when you've gotten there?
788
00:45:03,189 --> 00:45:06,030
That is the problem.
It's actually become my obsession,
789
00:45:06,191 --> 00:45:08,033
but you don't need to hear about that.
790
00:45:09,793 --> 00:45:11,290
Sure, sure I do.
791
00:45:11,393 --> 00:45:13,313
The first time, wasn't that great.
792
00:45:13,434 --> 00:45:15,025
I'm thinking:
This is it?
793
00:45:15,093 --> 00:45:18,509
This is what all these songs are written about?
I mean, talk about hype.
794
00:45:18,896 --> 00:45:20,776
Second time was a little bit better.
795
00:45:20,896 --> 00:45:23,488
Third time, now that was a hot time.
796
00:45:24,799 --> 00:45:27,638
Forth time, not as good as the third time.
797
00:45:27,798 --> 00:45:31,309
But once I'd done it enough to have all these
experiences to compare, just drove me nuts.
798
00:45:31,499 --> 00:45:34,915
I mean,
what if the best one was right around the corner?
799
00:45:35,101 --> 00:45:39,515
You know, how much better,
would the perfect one be?
800
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:41,779
So this became my quest.
801
00:45:41,902 --> 00:45:44,358
No, there is times that I
wish I've gone to the convent.
802
00:45:44,504 --> 00:45:47,920
But my obsession,
becomes your opportunities.
803
00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:53,589
You little stud muffin.
You want to take advantage of a girl that can't say no?
804
00:45:55,406 --> 00:45:57,288
Any guy ever turn you down before?
805
00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:00,709
Not unless he was gay.
806
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,215
OK...
What number would I be?
807
00:46:10,412 --> 00:46:12,638
2461.
808
00:46:15,414 --> 00:46:19,214
But I have got a very,
very good feeling about you,
809
00:46:19,414 --> 00:46:22,083
and there's something very, very special.
810
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:27,265
I think I'm gonna pass, Laura.
What do you mean, you'll pass?
811
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:29,835
Guys don't pass.
812
00:46:30,278 --> 00:46:33,638
Oh, I'm clean, there's no diseases,
if that's what you're worried about.
813
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:37,568
I've got condoms...
All best kinds.
814
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:42,223
Come on Neal...
Stick it to me.
815
00:46:50,425 --> 00:46:52,306
I'm not doing it. Period.
816
00:46:52,426 --> 00:46:54,306
So, you just.
You're not man enough?
817
00:46:54,426 --> 00:46:57,747
You meet a real woman
and you turn in to a wuss?
818
00:46:57,927 --> 00:46:59,809
Think you want measure up, huh?
819
00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:02,101
Well, you'll never know,
will you?
820
00:47:02,228 --> 00:47:03,917
Because if I don't do it...
821
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,773
I want be number 2000 and whatever.
822
00:47:06,931 --> 00:47:08,331
I'll be number one.
823
00:47:08,432 --> 00:47:11,271
That one guy.
Guy you'll remember for the rest of your life.
824
00:47:11,431 --> 00:47:14,272
You stay up at night,
thinking about me, wondering,
825
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,120
was he the one?
826
00:47:16,232 --> 00:47:18,689
The answer is yes.
I am the perfect fuck.
827
00:47:18,834 --> 00:47:20,331
The one you never had...
828
00:47:20,436 --> 00:47:21,357
Perfect in every way...
829
00:47:21,435 --> 00:47:23,700
Look, stop it, stop it...
830
00:47:23,837 --> 00:47:26,675
This is zen thing, it's amazing...
I've never been perfect at anything before.
831
00:47:26,836 --> 00:47:29,197
Well, you can fuck me.
832
00:47:30,437 --> 00:47:32,799
A mind fuck, and it was terrible.
833
00:47:32,939 --> 00:47:34,724
It was good for me.
834
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,565
What about you Mister?
835
00:47:36,678 --> 00:47:38,331
I'll bet,
you're a real man.
836
00:47:38,441 --> 00:47:40,129
You're man enough to be in my book?
837
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,313
Oh, hell yes.
Put me down in there.
838
00:47:42,441 --> 00:47:45,877
But I sometimes got a little problem, you know...
Getting excited.
839
00:47:48,644 --> 00:47:50,601
Let me take care of that baby.
840
00:48:14,452 --> 00:48:16,852
Now, that's a museum you'd really appreciate.
841
00:48:21,453 --> 00:48:23,047
The Museum of Art Fraud? What is it?
A bunch of bogus paintings
842
00:48:23,155 --> 00:48:25,035
Stop in Renburg. Have a look.
843
00:48:25,155 --> 00:48:28,495
You'll find it very...
Thought provoking.
844
00:48:32,857 --> 00:48:34,355
450 miles to Danver.
845
00:48:34,459 --> 00:48:36,819
Quarter tank of gas, and no money.
846
00:48:36,959 --> 00:48:40,624
Well, when Columbus set sail,
he didn't know if he'd have any wind.
847
00:48:45,261 --> 00:48:46,375
Stop!
848
00:48:46,462 --> 00:48:49,149
Help. Stop! Please!
849
00:48:50,463 --> 00:48:51,384
Jesus lady...
850
00:48:51,463 --> 00:48:54,783
Help my, please, my son...
Took my car and run off. I think he's in Banton.
851
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,845
Will you take me there?
I've got to find him.
852
00:48:56,965 --> 00:48:58,846
Look I'm sorry,
but I'm not going that way.
853
00:48:58,966 --> 00:49:02,285
I'll pay you... $53.
It's all I have just take me to Banton.
854
00:49:02,466 --> 00:49:03,810
Help my find my son, please.
855
00:49:03,907 --> 00:49:05,942
You need money.
She shows up.
856
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,486
Coincidence?
857
00:49:09,970 --> 00:49:12,811
- All right lady, hop in. I'll take you.
- Thank you
858
00:49:13,069 --> 00:49:14,758
I'll hop out.
859
00:49:15,471 --> 00:49:17,678
You're gettin' in tune with the highway.
860
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,734
Say,
861
00:49:20,053 --> 00:49:22,585
that's important?
862
00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:29,969
Good luck, Neal.
863
00:49:30,476 --> 00:49:32,069
Hey, wait a minute. Am I gonna see you again?
864
00:49:32,478 --> 00:49:34,357
Always wanting an answer.
865
00:49:34,477 --> 00:49:36,952
Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton.
866
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,225
I'll pay you the rest,
when we find Philip.
867
00:49:47,682 --> 00:49:49,659
Oh, I'm Susan Ross.
868
00:49:50,082 --> 00:49:52,020
Neal Oliver.
869
00:49:52,984 --> 00:49:56,014
- So, how old is Philip, Susan?
- 16.
870
00:49:56,685 --> 00:49:58,564
He's my baby.
871
00:49:58,985 --> 00:50:00,673
He's all I have.
872
00:50:00,886 --> 00:50:03,574
He's run away before,
but he's always come back.
873
00:50:04,687 --> 00:50:06,376
God I am so scared...
874
00:50:06,487 --> 00:50:08,080
What if I never find him?
875
00:50:08,187 --> 00:50:11,604
Well, did you call the police?
They said I should look in Banton
876
00:50:11,888 --> 00:50:14,729
It's not like I've been a bad mother.
877
00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:18,715
It's just...
So hard when you're all alone.
878
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:21,347
You're gonna find him Susan.
879
00:50:21,492 --> 00:50:23,640
You'll find him.
880
00:50:32,495 --> 00:50:36,295
It is illegal to sell,
consume, or transport Euphoria,
881
00:50:36,496 --> 00:50:39,338
beyond the city limits, under penalty of law.
882
00:50:39,499 --> 00:50:41,380
Be warned, it is highly addictive.
883
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,380
Even in small doses.
884
00:50:43,699 --> 00:50:47,499
Withdrawal from Euphoria,
has known to cause injury and death.
885
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,417
All responsible citizens,
are urged to avoid this drug at all costs,
886
00:50:51,586 --> 00:50:53,505
and stay in the Euphoria-free zones.
887
00:50:56,503 --> 00:51:00,495
Euphoria is legal in Banton,
and is distributed within the Banton city limits.
888
00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:01,730
However...
889
00:51:01,966 --> 00:51:03,598
What kind of town is this?
890
00:51:03,668 --> 00:51:05,683
It is illegal to sell, consume...
891
00:51:08,906 --> 00:51:10,788
Maybe we should talk to the police?
892
00:51:11,308 --> 00:51:12,229
Come on, come on trough.
893
00:51:12,308 --> 00:51:15,822
16-year-old,
in town with legal drugs, and a rave.
894
00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:19,885
Sorry,
but I don't think he's gonna be at the library.
895
00:51:43,417 --> 00:51:46,393
The next bus to the rave
is leaving in five minutes...
896
00:51:47,444 --> 00:51:50,322
The next bus to the rave
is leaving in five minutes.
897
00:52:25,032 --> 00:52:27,718
First timers?
898
00:52:28,032 --> 00:52:30,874
Are you aware
that Euphoria is being distributed inside,
899
00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:35,793
that it is dangerous, and addictive substance,
and that you are strongly advised not to partake of it?
900
00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:37,916
Well, how can we not be?
901
00:52:38,136 --> 00:52:40,630
Go on.
902
00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:20,371
You'll need this.
903
00:53:20,449 --> 00:53:22,330
No, thanks.
904
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:24,390
Don't be stupid.
905
00:53:24,551 --> 00:53:25,951
This is the answer.
906
00:53:26,051 --> 00:53:27,933
to everything.
907
00:53:28,053 --> 00:53:30,891
And you really need it. Come on--you can be so happy
It can be so good.
908
00:53:31,254 --> 00:53:33,134
Susan! Susan!
909
00:53:33,253 --> 00:53:35,115
He's over here.
910
00:53:37,455 --> 00:53:38,377
Philip.
911
00:53:38,455 --> 00:53:40,047
Oh, thank God,
we've found you.
912
00:53:40,156 --> 00:53:41,364
Please, let's go home.
913
00:53:41,456 --> 00:53:43,337
Chill ma, I am home.
914
00:53:43,457 --> 00:53:45,818
See this? This is the place.
The happiest place on earth.
915
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,839
You can't stay here.
You have to come home.
916
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,265
But mom!
917
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:50,381
Who's this?
918
00:53:50,459 --> 00:53:52,339
New stud boyfriend?
919
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,515
Sure can pick 'em.
920
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,153
You've got school.
Fuck school.
921
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:57,246
I've got Euphoria.
922
00:53:57,462 --> 00:53:59,151
Here, try some mom, it's the best.
923
00:53:59,263 --> 00:54:00,952
Philip.
You can't stay here.
924
00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:03,059
Yo, I'm of legal age here.
925
00:54:03,184 --> 00:54:05,716
I can do anything I want.
And I want... Euphoria.
926
00:54:06,464 --> 00:54:07,615
You stole my car.
927
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:08,971
It's in the impound yard. Take it.
928
00:54:09,466 --> 00:54:11,347
I don't want it. Eat it.
929
00:54:11,466 --> 00:54:12,964
No, you take me there.
930
00:54:13,068 --> 00:54:15,044
Go away. Leave me alone
931
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:16,855
Hey, what's a matter with you?
932
00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:19,370
- What's going on her?
- Hey, now break it up.
933
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:20,390
Philip come home.
934
00:54:20,468 --> 00:54:22,580
That's it.
Philip! Philip! Please come home.
935
00:54:23,471 --> 00:54:27,270
The fact is ma'am,
here your son's legal age.
936
00:54:27,471 --> 00:54:31,079
If he wants to stay...
He can't be forced to leave.
937
00:54:31,272 --> 00:54:33,151
And...
938
00:54:33,473 --> 00:54:36,275
He wants to stay.
939
00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:38,355
No, they all do. They're addicts.
940
00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,835
But he's just a boy.
He didn't know what he was doing.
941
00:54:40,975 --> 00:54:42,567
Oh, no no.
942
00:54:42,775 --> 00:54:43,697
He knew.
943
00:54:43,775 --> 00:54:46,519
They all knew,
that's why there's those warnings posted all over town.
944
00:54:46,678 --> 00:54:48,942
Yeah, but if this drug is so addictive,
why is it legal?
945
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:50,863
Son...
946
00:54:50,978 --> 00:54:52,859
This town had serious drug problem.
947
00:54:52,978 --> 00:54:54,860
And all the problems that go along with it.
948
00:54:54,979 --> 00:54:56,380
We tried everything.
949
00:54:56,479 --> 00:55:00,280
Punishment for dealing, punishment for using.
More enforcement,
950
00:55:00,481 --> 00:55:03,801
tougher enforcement, jail,
hell, public humiliation.
951
00:55:03,983 --> 00:55:06,823
But, it all came down to one thing.
952
00:55:06,982 --> 00:55:09,823
Some folks... just wanna get high.
953
00:55:10,485 --> 00:55:11,406
So...
954
00:55:11,485 --> 00:55:14,325
We came up with a radical solution...
955
00:55:14,486 --> 00:55:15,887
Euphoria.
956
00:55:15,987 --> 00:55:18,828
Synthetic drug. Potent, legal,
and totally addictive,
957
00:55:18,987 --> 00:55:21,923
and we warn everyone, not to use it.
958
00:55:22,087 --> 00:55:25,216
But like I said,
some folks just wanna get high.
959
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,986
One hit of this, and you are hooked.
960
00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:29,875
And we own them.
961
00:55:29,991 --> 00:55:34,367
Camp controls the supplies
so of course we can set the prize, and we made it very affordable.
962
00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:37,912
Live in our camps, eat our food, and...
You know, just do a couple of odd jobs,
963
00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:41,605
pick up some trash, mow the lawn,
clean some toilets, and you get your Euphoria.
964
00:55:41,994 --> 00:55:45,563
And at night, man... party till you drop.
965
00:55:46,496 --> 00:55:49,913
Withdrawal's so intense,
that everybody pays the price.
966
00:55:50,997 --> 00:55:52,877
It's an incredible achievement, really.
967
00:55:52,997 --> 00:55:55,838
Drug so powerful it sublimates the sex drive.
968
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,380
You know,
how many rapes we had here last year?
969
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,381
None.
970
00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:04,396
Are you saying Philip's going to be cleaning
toilets for the rest of his life?
971
00:56:04,603 --> 00:56:06,770
With no sex drive?
972
00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:08,592
He'll never marry.
973
00:56:08,704 --> 00:56:10,777
I'll never have grandchildren?
974
00:56:11,105 --> 00:56:12,986
It's ironic, isn't it?
975
00:56:13,104 --> 00:56:14,986
Americans fought a war for freedom...
976
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:16,986
Another one to end slavery.
977
00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,986
So, what does something choose
to do with their freedom?
978
00:56:19,106 --> 00:56:21,948
Become slaves.
979
00:56:22,108 --> 00:56:24,948
But they're human beings.
I mean they have rights.
980
00:56:25,109 --> 00:56:26,989
They didn't know what they'd be giving up.
981
00:56:27,108 --> 00:56:29,278
They made a choice.
982
00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:31,600
But look at them.
983
00:56:32,111 --> 00:56:33,991
They seem miserable to you?
984
00:56:34,111 --> 00:56:35,800
They live a simple, happy life.
985
00:56:35,912 --> 00:56:38,465
No decisions... no responsibilities...
986
00:56:39,212 --> 00:56:41,093
Uh-uh. No problems...
987
00:56:41,513 --> 00:56:43,970
They found their answer.
988
00:56:44,215 --> 00:56:47,056
You so sure,
that your life is better than theirs?
989
00:56:47,315 --> 00:56:49,004
It's like they're animals.
990
00:56:49,117 --> 00:56:50,997
Oh yeah, we're all animals.
991
00:56:51,117 --> 00:56:55,415
Just that, some of us have different priorities.
That's all.
992
00:57:05,319 --> 00:57:10,925
Whatever your priorities are,
Banton is a real nice place to live.
993
00:57:12,922 --> 00:57:15,668
No, it's a nightmare.
Please, I want my son back.
994
00:57:15,825 --> 00:57:17,226
I'll do anything.
995
00:57:17,425 --> 00:57:19,306
All right then.
It comes down to three choices.
996
00:57:19,426 --> 00:57:21,308
One.
You move here to the Euphoria free zone,
997
00:57:21,427 --> 00:57:23,307
and that way,
you at least have the chance to see him.
998
00:57:23,427 --> 00:57:25,500
Hell, some parents
end up having their children work for them.
999
00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:27,509
Kind of reverse pay back.
1000
00:57:28,229 --> 00:57:30,110
Two. You go home.
1001
00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:34,030
Try to find something else
to make your life worth a while.
1002
00:57:34,231 --> 00:57:36,266
Or three...
1003
00:57:37,231 --> 00:57:39,687
Join the party.
1004
00:57:44,234 --> 00:57:46,115
What should I do?
1005
00:57:46,234 --> 00:57:49,113
You're smart... tell me what to do.
1006
00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:52,157
I don't know.
1007
00:57:52,237 --> 00:57:55,077
I guess, if it was me...
1008
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,926
I'd want to see my boy.
1009
00:57:57,039 --> 00:57:58,958
But he doesn't want to see me.
1010
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,125
Oh, my God...
1011
00:58:17,245 --> 00:58:19,308
It's wonderful...
1012
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,465
I... feel so... beautiful...
1013
00:58:29,296 --> 00:58:33,072
I never knew, I can be so...
1014
00:58:33,235 --> 00:58:35,228
happy.
1015
00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:43,011
Well, how about you son?
1016
00:58:46,181 --> 00:58:48,904
Do you want some?
1017
00:58:58,878 --> 00:59:00,278
No, thanks.
1018
00:59:00,378 --> 00:59:02,565
I'll pass.
1019
00:59:04,176 --> 00:59:06,364
It's Ives here.
We've got a rookie in my office,
1020
00:59:06,496 --> 00:59:08,531
and I've short shifted the
cleaning gal again.
1021
00:59:08,658 --> 00:59:10,748
Send in the zoo keeper.
Roger that
1022
00:59:10,876 --> 00:59:12,756
well, guess you're gonna need
a hotel room for the night.
1023
00:59:12,876 --> 00:59:16,674
Plus, you get...
A 300 dollar finder's fee.
1024
00:59:17,176 --> 00:59:18,098
Finder's fee?
1025
00:59:18,176 --> 00:59:20,420
Yeah, for her.
1026
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:23,134
You've just increased our labor-pool.
1027
00:59:23,275 --> 00:59:26,114
We pay for that around here.
1028
00:59:26,275 --> 00:59:28,153
What's the matter son?
1029
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:32,226
Somebody offers you an advantage...
Take it.
1030
00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:38,152
I took the room, but not the money.
1031
00:59:38,272 --> 00:59:39,194
I couldn't.
1032
00:59:39,272 --> 00:59:41,152
And even then I didn't sleep very well.
1033
00:59:41,272 --> 00:59:43,152
I never got the rest of the 53 bucks, but,
1034
00:59:43,272 --> 00:59:45,151
given the dynamics of Interstate 60,
1035
00:59:45,271 --> 00:59:46,193
I wasn't concerned.
1036
00:59:46,271 --> 00:59:48,152
I knew something would be
just down the road.
1037
00:59:48,272 --> 00:59:49,193
It was inevitable.
1038
00:59:49,271 --> 00:59:52,686
What did concern me,
was whether something else was inevitable.
1039
00:59:55,270 --> 00:59:59,182
Eight ball,
should I be worried about this... killer?
1040
01:00:02,969 --> 01:00:04,849
Can you be more specific?
1041
01:00:08,268 --> 01:00:10,531
Figures.
1042
01:00:12,267 --> 01:00:15,107
The inevitable something down the road,
was 20 Miles ahead,
1043
01:00:15,267 --> 01:00:17,493
and he was quite a character.
1044
01:00:18,267 --> 01:00:20,876
What's the deal here, mister?
1045
01:00:21,267 --> 01:00:23,722
Hey, Bob Cody.
1046
01:00:24,266 --> 01:00:25,186
I don't drive.
1047
01:00:25,267 --> 01:00:26,610
And I don't like to hitch-hike.
1048
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:30,754
When I hitch-hike, I'm at the mercy of the driver.
But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer, and I call the shots.
1049
01:00:30,966 --> 01:00:32,845
That's how I like it.
1050
01:00:32,965 --> 01:00:34,846
So.. You wanna work for me?
1051
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,816
Well, I'm going to Danver.
I wouldn't mind making some money.
1052
01:00:37,965 --> 01:00:39,844
Good. I'm going to Renburg.
It's on your way.
1053
01:00:40,264 --> 01:00:42,145
Here's my proposition.
1054
01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:46,062
You pay for gas, pay for your meals.
No alcohol while you're on payroll.
1055
01:00:46,263 --> 01:00:50,062
I pick radio stations.
I initiate all conversations.
1056
01:00:50,263 --> 01:00:52,143
I'll pay you ten dollars cash every hour.
1057
01:00:52,264 --> 01:00:54,143
And the mileage money,
when we get to Renburg.
1058
01:00:54,262 --> 01:00:58,810
In all other matters...
You play straight with me, I'll play straight with you.
1059
01:00:59,662 --> 01:01:01,157
So, we have a contract?
1060
01:01:01,261 --> 01:01:03,985
We have a contract.
1061
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,948
So, who's my new employee?
1062
01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:12,172
Neal Oliver.
1063
01:01:12,259 --> 01:01:15,098
Mr. Oliver, you may call me Mr. Cody.
1064
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,677
Or sir.
1065
01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:21,060
You got it, sir.
1066
01:01:21,459 --> 01:01:25,064
He was going to Renburg.
The Museum of Art Fraud was in Renburg.
1067
01:01:25,257 --> 01:01:26,178
Coincidence?
1068
01:01:26,257 --> 01:01:28,617
I knew then that I'd had to check out that museum.
1069
01:01:28,757 --> 01:01:30,158
It was inevitable.
1070
01:01:30,258 --> 01:01:34,228
Mr. Cody had rather unique tastes in audio stimulation.
1071
01:01:34,996 --> 01:01:40,962
The choice is clear. The Aurion 620.
The American made car, for American made drivers...
1072
01:01:41,255 --> 01:01:45,974
See, that's a lie.
Aurion engines are made in Japan.
1073
01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:53,829
Kill Signal.
The movie everyone's talking about... From Weber Films
1074
01:01:54,093 --> 01:01:57,548
That's another lie.
We're not talking about it.
1075
01:02:00,252 --> 01:02:02,939
We're the United States Post Office.
And we care...
1076
01:02:03,372 --> 01:02:08,016
Oh, that's the biggest whopper of all.
1077
01:02:08,252 --> 01:02:11,570
You know, sometimes only The Chairman will do.
1078
01:02:18,251 --> 01:02:20,129
There's an ad I just can't figure.
1079
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:23,089
What's warmer, the weather,
the water... girl?
1080
01:02:23,249 --> 01:02:24,170
She's pretty, though.
1081
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:26,130
She's Robin Fields.
1082
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,170
She's gorgeous.
1083
01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:28,169
Sir.
1084
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,129
Well, you know her?
1085
01:02:30,249 --> 01:02:32,128
Not yet.
I'm meeting her in Danver.
1086
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,972
You're a lucky man.
1087
01:02:35,248 --> 01:02:37,550
Yeah, to be honest,
I'm a little nervous about it...
1088
01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:39,146
Cos', you know,
what am I gonna say?
1089
01:02:39,249 --> 01:02:43,046
How do you start a conversation with the girl of
your dreams, without coming off like a total dork?
1090
01:02:43,247 --> 01:02:45,855
Don't say anything.
1091
01:02:46,247 --> 01:02:48,626
Let her start.
1092
01:02:50,247 --> 01:02:52,127
That's, a good idea.
1093
01:02:52,245 --> 01:02:55,891
Sit back.
Listen to sweet musical tones of her voice.
1094
01:02:56,086 --> 01:02:57,161
Son, you got it bad.
1095
01:02:57,246 --> 01:03:00,315
Yes sir, I do.
1096
01:03:11,244 --> 01:03:15,042
Now there's a sign that's
telling the truth, for a change.
1097
01:03:15,244 --> 01:03:17,122
Yeah, looks like a motel to me.
1098
01:03:17,243 --> 01:03:20,082
No, Frontier... ever hear of
Frederick Turner, Mr. Oliver?
1099
01:03:20,242 --> 01:03:21,164
No sir.
1100
01:03:21,244 --> 01:03:24,081
Well, he was an historian.
1101
01:03:24,241 --> 01:03:27,081
About a hundred years ago,
he came up with a theory about the frontier.
1102
01:03:27,241 --> 01:03:31,038
Said, the frontier was a...
Safety valve for civilization.
1103
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,079
Place for people to go,
to keep from going mad.
1104
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,162
So...
1105
01:03:35,241 --> 01:03:38,079
Wherever were folks, who
couldn't fit in with ways things were...
1106
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,656
Nuts, malcontents, extremists...
1107
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:45,063
They'd pack up and head for the frontier.
That's how America got started.
1108
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:48,077
All the crackpots and
trouble makers in Europe,
1109
01:03:48,238 --> 01:03:50,118
packed up, and went to a frontier,
1110
01:03:50,238 --> 01:03:53,077
which became the thirteen colonies...
1111
01:03:53,238 --> 01:03:56,077
When some people couldn't fit in with that,
they moved farther west.
1112
01:03:56,238 --> 01:04:00,841
Which is why all the nuts
eventually ended up in California.
1113
01:04:01,936 --> 01:04:05,063
Turner died in 1932, so...
1114
01:04:05,237 --> 01:04:08,076
He wasn't around long enough
to see what would happen to the world,
1115
01:04:08,236 --> 01:04:10,595
when we ran out of frontier.
1116
01:04:11,236 --> 01:04:14,075
Some people say,
we have the frontier of the mind.
1117
01:04:14,235 --> 01:04:19,452
And they go off and explore the wonderful
world of alcohol, and drugs, but,
1118
01:04:20,235 --> 01:04:21,539
that's no frontier.
1119
01:04:21,633 --> 01:04:23,992
It's just another way for us
to fool ourselves...
1120
01:04:25,233 --> 01:04:28,072
And we've created this phony frontier
with computers.
1121
01:04:28,233 --> 01:04:31,552
Which allows people to think they've escaped...
1122
01:04:32,233 --> 01:04:35,072
Frontier with access fees?
1123
01:04:35,232 --> 01:04:38,071
What about space?
The final frontier?
1124
01:04:38,233 --> 01:04:41,071
Well, Star Trek isn't space.
That's television.
1125
01:04:41,232 --> 01:04:44,071
Find fuckin' frontier, that is.
1126
01:04:44,231 --> 01:04:49,947
Besides, how many folks can just pack up,
and go to space?
1127
01:04:50,229 --> 01:04:53,069
Nah, the frontier is right here.
1128
01:04:53,230 --> 01:04:56,069
Interstate 60.
1129
01:04:56,229 --> 01:04:58,109
That's why it was put here.
1130
01:04:58,229 --> 01:05:00,779
Give people, who wanted something a little different,
1131
01:05:00,929 --> 01:05:03,095
a place to go.
1132
01:05:03,228 --> 01:05:04,918
Is that really true mr Cody?
1133
01:05:05,028 --> 01:05:07,867
If it isn't... it should be.
1134
01:05:20,226 --> 01:05:23,066
Excuse me... excuse me...
1135
01:05:23,226 --> 01:05:25,105
Excuse me...
1136
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:28,064
Can you help me out, Mister?
1137
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:29,951
Will work for food, eh?
1138
01:05:30,024 --> 01:05:34,935
OK...
Here's an apple, food.
1139
01:05:35,824 --> 01:05:39,046
Now, I'd like for you to wash
that man's windshield.
1140
01:05:39,223 --> 01:05:40,145
Work.
1141
01:05:40,225 --> 01:05:43,063
Hey man. I ain't gonna
wash his windshield for no apple.
1142
01:05:43,224 --> 01:05:47,022
Oh, excuse me.
That doesn't say "might work for food",
1143
01:05:47,223 --> 01:05:50,061
it doesn't say "restricted menus", it says
"will work for food". This is food,
1144
01:05:50,222 --> 01:05:51,142
that's work.
1145
01:05:51,222 --> 01:05:53,101
What's the problem?
1146
01:05:53,221 --> 01:05:55,102
I ain't doin' it,
that's all.
1147
01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:59,019
Now, let's be honest.
You don't want to work.
1148
01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:02,059
You just want a hand out,
so you can buy booze.
1149
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:05,059
And nothing wrong with that. Drinking...
That's a great human tradition.
1150
01:06:05,221 --> 01:06:08,059
And if you'd been straight about it,
I'd bought you some Chivas.
1151
01:06:08,219 --> 01:06:12,018
But by holding up that sign.
You made an employment agreement.
1152
01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:14,098
Which I intend to hold you to.
1153
01:06:14,218 --> 01:06:17,978
Now...
Here's the apple, you wash that car.
1154
01:06:19,217 --> 01:06:22,057
Fuck you man.
I don't want your fuckin' apple,
1155
01:06:22,217 --> 01:06:24,097
so I don't gotta wash that fuckin' car.
1156
01:06:24,218 --> 01:06:27,190
Here's what I think of your fuckin' apple.
1157
01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:37,094
Well, now since you took my food.
You gotta wash that car.
1158
01:06:38,214 --> 01:06:39,136
Wash it.
1159
01:06:39,215 --> 01:06:42,055
- Mr. Cody, this is really not that important.
- Yes it is.
1160
01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:46,013
This jerk's out here lying in writing?!
I don't tolerate lying from any one!
1161
01:06:46,213 --> 01:06:48,094
Especially not in writing.
1162
01:06:48,214 --> 01:06:50,094
You!
Wash the damn car.
1163
01:06:50,214 --> 01:06:52,094
You, shut the fuck up!
1164
01:06:52,213 --> 01:06:53,364
Or I'm gonna cut you.
1165
01:06:53,453 --> 01:06:55,103
You all don't get out of here, now,
1166
01:06:55,213 --> 01:06:56,135
I'm gonna call the sheriff.
1167
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:58,093
Yeah, well, I wouldn't do that.
1168
01:06:58,212 --> 01:07:01,971
You see, I've got lung cancer.
I'm terminal, six months to live.
1169
01:07:02,211 --> 01:07:05,933
Only...
I'm not going out in a hospital.
1170
01:07:06,211 --> 01:07:07,133
That's dynamite.
1171
01:07:07,212 --> 01:07:11,009
Enough to take out everything
in a radius of 150 yards.
1172
01:07:11,211 --> 01:07:14,050
I don't take two farts in a Martini,
if I go now or later.
1173
01:07:14,212 --> 01:07:18,968
But if you do,
you'd better wash that car.
1174
01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:21,090
Ok, ok mister... I'll clean it for you.
1175
01:07:21,209 --> 01:07:23,090
No!
1176
01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:24,130
He's got to do it.
1177
01:07:24,209 --> 01:07:26,088
What are you nuts?
Wash the windshield.
1178
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,131
Clean it!
1179
01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:29,088
Wash the car.
1180
01:07:29,209 --> 01:07:32,047
Ok, ok! I'll wash it, all right!
1181
01:07:32,207 --> 01:07:34,702
Turn it off! I'll wash the car!
1182
01:07:39,206 --> 01:07:43,005
You wanna call the sheriff,
and have that guy shot through the head. He's crazy.
1183
01:07:43,206 --> 01:07:47,081
I've got much simpler solution.
1184
01:08:03,202 --> 01:08:06,272
Say what you mean, mean what you say.
1185
01:08:07,203 --> 01:08:11,096
You know, if everybody followed that rule,
there would be a lot less trouble.
1186
01:08:13,202 --> 01:08:16,042
Now, we still have a contract, Mr. Oliver.
1187
01:08:16,203 --> 01:08:19,426
Sure hope,
you're not thinking of breaking that contract.
1188
01:08:20,202 --> 01:08:22,812
Thinking about it?
Yes.
1189
01:08:23,202 --> 01:08:26,077
Doing it?
No, sir.
1190
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,080
That's a very honest response.
1191
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,844
That's a breath of fresh air.
1192
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,120
Cigarette?
1193
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:38,039
No, thank you sir. I don't smoke.
1194
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:40,367
Yeah, I like cigarettes.
1195
01:08:40,898 --> 01:08:44,026
Package says they cause cancer,
and they do.
1196
01:08:44,198 --> 01:08:47,651
Say what you mean, mean what you say.
1197
01:08:48,198 --> 01:08:51,036
Boy, if it weren't for cigarettes,
I don't know where I'd be today.
1198
01:08:51,198 --> 01:08:53,077
I used to be in advertising.
1199
01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:56,037
I got paid for lying.
1200
01:08:56,196 --> 01:08:59,994
And one day, a little boy died
because of one of those lies.
1201
01:09:00,195 --> 01:09:03,035
Well, that fried me.
1202
01:09:03,195 --> 01:09:07,568
So, when I got my nicotine death sentence,
I decided to make the rest of my time count.
1203
01:09:09,195 --> 01:09:11,554
Put an end on some of those lies.
1204
01:09:12,195 --> 01:09:17,450
Now, for the first time in my life, I'm
fulfilled. I'm content.
1205
01:09:18,994 --> 01:09:20,873
Lung cancer.
1206
01:09:21,193 --> 01:09:24,146
It's not without its benefits.
1207
01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:28,031
I couldn't decide if he was for real,
or bluffing.
1208
01:09:28,193 --> 01:09:30,071
Totally sane or completely nuts.
1209
01:09:30,191 --> 01:09:32,071
Maybe the dynamite was fake,
or the detonator was.
1210
01:09:32,192 --> 01:09:34,072
Or... maybe not.
1211
01:09:34,191 --> 01:09:37,030
As Grant would say,
lots of answers, all of them reasonable.
1212
01:09:37,190 --> 01:09:39,685
I did know that I liked him.
That was for sure.
1213
01:09:51,190 --> 01:09:53,069
Mister Oliver.
1214
01:09:53,188 --> 01:09:56,027
You're one of the best employees I've ever had.
1215
01:09:56,188 --> 01:09:58,069
I'm giving you a tip.
1216
01:09:58,189 --> 01:10:00,164
And my card.
1217
01:10:01,186 --> 01:10:03,068
You ever want to work for me again.
1218
01:10:03,188 --> 01:10:05,067
You call that number.
1219
01:10:05,187 --> 01:10:07,258
It's my direct line.
1220
01:10:08,187 --> 01:10:11,103
- Good luck with that girl.
- Thank you sir.
1221
01:10:15,187 --> 01:10:18,024
The Museum of Art Fraud
was only three blocks away.
1222
01:10:18,186 --> 01:10:21,025
That Interstate 60 dynamic was clearly at work again.
1223
01:10:21,186 --> 01:10:24,024
And my own curiosity was definitely piqued.
1224
01:10:24,184 --> 01:10:26,064
Oh, you must be Douglas.
1225
01:10:26,184 --> 01:10:29,023
Oh, thank goodness,
I'm so glad to see you.
1226
01:10:29,185 --> 01:10:32,598
I didn't think you were coming.
I mean, the agency called to cancel.
1227
01:10:33,184 --> 01:10:34,105
Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm Mrs. James. The owner.
1228
01:10:34,182 --> 01:10:35,296
Hi, Mrs. James...
1229
01:10:35,383 --> 01:10:38,989
And today we're viewing the originals, and right now...
I know you're confused...
1230
01:10:39,183 --> 01:10:42,981
But if you do as I say,
I'll give you a hundred dollars.
1231
01:10:43,182 --> 01:10:46,980
The late Mr. James was most proud of the five
original masterpieces in this room.
1232
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:50,979
Rarely seen,
and per his wishes never photographed.
1233
01:10:51,179 --> 01:10:55,400
Monet... Cezanne...
Van gogh... Renoir...
1234
01:10:56,181 --> 01:10:57,101
Degas...
1235
01:10:57,179 --> 01:10:59,060
Each is valued in the millions.
1236
01:10:59,181 --> 01:11:02,018
No less then Bill Gates and
Warren Buffett have attempted to buy them.
1237
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:04,769
Of course they're not for sale.
1238
01:11:05,879 --> 01:11:07,414
Now if we can proceed this way...
1239
01:11:15,377 --> 01:11:19,943
Now, take the paintings down very carefully,
remove them from the frames.
1240
01:11:20,177 --> 01:11:24,646
And then, after that...
Put them on the easels out here.
1241
01:11:25,176 --> 01:11:27,057
Today you're going to be my nephew, Edward.
1242
01:11:27,176 --> 01:11:28,998
Now, just follow my lead,
and go with the flow.
1243
01:11:29,099 --> 01:11:30,634
OK.
1244
01:11:34,175 --> 01:11:36,055
This way please.
1245
01:11:36,174 --> 01:11:39,014
Welcome ladies and gentlemen...
1246
01:11:39,175 --> 01:11:42,972
Welcome to our gallery of affordable reproductions...
1247
01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:48,889
It was my late husband's request,
that none of his five original masterpieces,
1248
01:11:49,173 --> 01:11:53,930
ever be photographed
or reproduced in any book or cataloge.
1249
01:11:54,173 --> 01:11:57,010
So, we offer these copies...
1250
01:11:57,171 --> 01:12:00,970
Rendered by my nephew, Edward.
1251
01:12:01,172 --> 01:12:04,892
At the modest cost of $350 apiece.
1252
01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:08,010
And if you have any questions,
please, don't hesitate...
1253
01:12:08,171 --> 01:12:10,876
To ask either one of us.
1254
01:12:12,171 --> 01:12:14,050
How long did it take you to do them?
1255
01:12:14,168 --> 01:12:16,471
How long?
1256
01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:19,025
I knocked them out all in a week.
1257
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,511
I can tell.
1258
01:12:20,608 --> 01:12:23,026
Some of your brush work is rather uneven...
1259
01:12:23,169 --> 01:12:26,008
Well, you get what you pay for.
1260
01:12:26,168 --> 01:12:31,884
It's decent craftsmanship, perhaps a little slick.
Lacks the artist's soul.
1261
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:35,351
Yeah, but I'm just an amateur.
1262
01:12:38,165 --> 01:12:39,086
It's shameful.
1263
01:12:39,165 --> 01:12:42,964
Cezanne would roll over in his grave,
to see such a mockery of his work.
1264
01:12:43,167 --> 01:12:46,963
Well, let's be glad for both our sakes,
that he won't see it.
1265
01:12:47,165 --> 01:12:50,005
Well, you've heard it from the experts.
You have no talent whatsoever.
1266
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:53,963
Well, I've never been more flattered.
1267
01:12:54,165 --> 01:12:56,045
My late husband's desire.
1268
01:12:56,164 --> 01:13:01,804
Was that his masterpieces be owned
by people who will enjoy them.
1269
01:13:02,163 --> 01:13:05,002
Not trophy collectors.
1270
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:07,043
Thus our charade.
1271
01:13:07,162 --> 01:13:11,267
But do you know, in eight years
I have yet to sell a painting.
1272
01:13:12,161 --> 01:13:14,616
Why don't you donate them to an art museum?
1273
01:13:14,761 --> 01:13:17,601
Oh, upon my death,
clones of them will be donated.
1274
01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:19,082
Clones?
1275
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:22,001
Oscar was an art collector, dealer.
1276
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:29,296
Technical genius... and a practical joker, and
wealthy enough to indulge in his most outrageous whims.
1277
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:35,854
He developed a process whereby, he could duplicate
a painting almost on a molecular level.
1278
01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:42,297
He would borrow a great master from a museum,
and duplicate it, and often send back the copy.
1279
01:13:42,597 --> 01:13:45,016
And he was never found out.
1280
01:13:45,158 --> 01:13:47,036
A Starry Night... the original.
1281
01:13:47,157 --> 01:13:49,995
The one in New York is a clone.
1282
01:13:50,157 --> 01:13:55,450
This Monet...
The art world thinks that the original is in Paris.
1283
01:13:56,156 --> 01:13:58,036
Unbelievable.
1284
01:13:58,155 --> 01:14:00,037
So there're all originals?
1285
01:14:00,156 --> 01:14:02,994
So what one do,
with a collection like this?
1286
01:14:03,155 --> 01:14:05,263
You tell everyone they're fakes.
1287
01:14:05,354 --> 01:14:08,960
And so, just before he died,
Oscar created this.
1288
01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:11,034
The Museum of Art Fraud.
1289
01:14:11,154 --> 01:14:13,993
The worlds greatest art museum.
1290
01:14:14,154 --> 01:14:16,992
Masquerading as a cheap tourist attraction.
1291
01:14:17,154 --> 01:14:19,032
Oh, my God... that's...
1292
01:14:19,152 --> 01:14:22,797
My husband... Oscar Warren James.
1293
01:14:23,152 --> 01:14:25,683
Of course.
1294
01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:31,031
I must say, I was feeling pretty damn good.
1295
01:14:31,151 --> 01:14:33,030
Hell I was feeling inspired.
1296
01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,989
I wanted to deliver the package,
and then I wanted to go out and paint.
1297
01:14:36,149 --> 01:14:39,948
And I wished I could go back in time,
and enter a piece in the Conrad competition.
1298
01:14:40,149 --> 01:14:42,988
But... I'd had my one wish.
1299
01:14:43,148 --> 01:14:45,796
And I couldn't look back.
1300
01:14:51,449 --> 01:14:54,959
Hot and cool.
I'm getting warmer, I'm getting colder.
1301
01:14:55,148 --> 01:14:57,679
Of course.
1302
01:14:58,147 --> 01:15:00,027
Eight ball,
1303
01:15:00,146 --> 01:15:02,986
that girl is not in Danver
and her name is not Robin, isn't it?
1304
01:15:07,145 --> 01:15:09,985
Well, is she in Morlaw?
1305
01:15:14,845 --> 01:15:17,684
So, if I go there, will I find her?
1306
01:15:23,145 --> 01:15:26,943
So there it was...
The proverbial fork in the road.
1307
01:15:27,144 --> 01:15:30,941
My job. The word I'd given.
The contract I'd signed.
1308
01:15:31,143 --> 01:15:33,981
Versus the lovely Lynn.
The girl of my dreams.
1309
01:15:34,142 --> 01:15:36,022
Her musical voice in my head, leading me...
1310
01:15:36,142 --> 01:15:38,022
Where?
1311
01:15:38,142 --> 01:15:39,062
So what did I do?
1312
01:15:39,141 --> 01:15:42,941
I did what any self respecting
hopeless romantic would do.
1313
01:15:43,141 --> 01:15:47,093
I rationalized.
Five days to go 158 Miles.
1314
01:15:48,141 --> 01:15:50,979
I got time to chase a dream, right eight ball?
1315
01:15:55,140 --> 01:15:57,403
Good answer.
1316
01:16:30,134 --> 01:16:32,360
Driver's license.
1317
01:16:36,135 --> 01:16:38,973
What did I do, officer?
1318
01:16:39,134 --> 01:16:40,055
Nothing.
1319
01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:41,054
You're served.
1320
01:16:41,132 --> 01:16:43,972
You're being sued by Mr. J.J. Madison,
for your responsibility...
1321
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:47,931
In a hit and run death of his pet cat Snickers,
three weeks ago in front of the courthouse.
1322
01:16:48,133 --> 01:16:50,971
But I've never been here before.
I was in St. Louis three weeks ago.
1323
01:16:51,132 --> 01:16:52,053
Tell it to the judge.
1324
01:16:52,131 --> 01:16:53,284
I'm just process serving.
1325
01:16:53,372 --> 01:16:55,980
Meanwhile I suggest you head into the town
and hire yourself a lawyer...
1326
01:16:56,131 --> 01:16:57,052
You're gonna need one.
1327
01:16:57,251 --> 01:16:59,629
But first...
Park your car in that lot over there, by the lake,
1328
01:16:59,731 --> 01:17:01,801
you can get sued for polluting the air.
1329
01:17:25,127 --> 01:17:28,924
Hey Misterr, I'm really good, check it out
Stanford, class of 88.
1330
01:17:29,127 --> 01:17:31,563
Suma cum laude,
but more important I know the angles.
1331
01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:38,620
You don't need a lawyer.
You need a good lawyer, and that's me.
1332
01:17:38,766 --> 01:17:42,142
Parkinson, and that's the only name you need to remember.
These other guys...
1333
01:17:42,509 --> 01:17:43,866
I'm not interested.
1334
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:45,997
Valerie McCabe. Year of 91.
1335
01:17:46,124 --> 01:17:49,576
I've got special rates for visitors.
And I know I can win your case.
1336
01:17:49,763 --> 01:17:51,029
You don't even know my case.
1337
01:17:51,123 --> 01:17:53,675
The Madison case?
1338
01:17:53,824 --> 01:17:55,990
Happens to visitors all the time.
1339
01:17:56,123 --> 01:17:58,002
Fact is, J.J Madison doesn't even have a cat.
1340
01:17:58,121 --> 01:17:59,043
He's allergic.
1341
01:17:59,123 --> 01:18:01,002
I can have it thrown out in no time.
1342
01:18:01,122 --> 01:18:03,003
Wait. He never had a cat?
1343
01:18:03,123 --> 01:18:05,002
So why he's gonna sue somebody for it?
1344
01:18:05,121 --> 01:18:07,001
Because he can.
1345
01:18:07,122 --> 01:18:08,043
What?
1346
01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:10,960
Every adult citizen of Morlaw,
is a lawyer.
1347
01:18:11,122 --> 01:18:13,960
So everybody sues everybody else.
It doesn't matter if there is a cause.
1348
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:16,001
It's how we make sure that
everybody makes a living off the profession.
1349
01:18:16,121 --> 01:18:17,041
Yeah, but that's insane.
1350
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,041
I can sue you for that.
1351
01:18:18,119 --> 01:18:21,438
You just made a defamatory remark
about this town.
1352
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:23,980
Hey, are you looking at my legs.
I can sue you for that, too.
1353
01:18:24,119 --> 01:18:26,000
Sexual harassment.
1354
01:18:26,121 --> 01:18:27,998
Is there anything you can't sue me for?
1355
01:18:28,118 --> 01:18:31,917
Hire me. That way everything between us is
subject to attorney-client privilege.
1356
01:18:32,118 --> 01:18:34,957
I'm $75 an hour. First hour's free.
1357
01:18:35,117 --> 01:18:36,997
Well, at least you know my case.
1358
01:18:37,117 --> 01:18:39,476
All right. You're hired.
1359
01:18:40,118 --> 01:18:41,998
I'm suing you, Valerie...
1360
01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:45,915
For the sexual enticement or the appearance thereof
of a potential client on a public thoroughfare.
1361
01:18:46,116 --> 01:18:48,954
He only hired you,
because he found you sexually attractive.
1362
01:18:49,116 --> 01:18:50,037
Hurry. My office.
1363
01:18:50,116 --> 01:18:52,954
We can get slapped with a dozen more law suits,
just walking down the street.
1364
01:18:55,115 --> 01:18:57,955
This'll be a cinch.
Shouldn't make more then a couple of weeks.
1365
01:18:58,115 --> 01:18:59,035
Whoa, weeks?
1366
01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:01,954
No, no, no.
I have to be in Danver on October 2nd.
1367
01:19:02,114 --> 01:19:03,034
It can't take that long.
1368
01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:04,034
That's not long.
1369
01:19:04,113 --> 01:19:05,994
Long is our city limit sign.
1370
01:19:06,114 --> 01:19:08,952
We've been trying to get a new one
put up for five years now.
1371
01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:12,912
But we forgot a file an environmental impact report,
and as the metal in the signpost...
1372
01:19:13,113 --> 01:19:15,950
Is a potentially hazardous substance.
We're in court over that.
1373
01:19:16,113 --> 01:19:18,951
And another lawyer is challenging
the census figure on the sign.
1374
01:19:19,111 --> 01:19:22,909
And another lawyer said we had to do a new
land survey to determine the exact city limits,
1375
01:19:23,111 --> 01:19:25,950
so we'll know precisely where to put the sign.
So we brought a surveyor.
1376
01:19:26,111 --> 01:19:27,990
But he got sued for smoking,
1377
01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,990
and was enjoined from finishing the survey.
1378
01:19:30,110 --> 01:19:31,991
I say we're at least two years
from a new sign.
1379
01:19:32,110 --> 01:19:33,990
And you chose to live here?
1380
01:19:34,110 --> 01:19:35,991
I wouldn't live anywhere else.
1381
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,989
Every day is a new challenge.
1382
01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:39,029
A new precedent.
1383
01:19:39,109 --> 01:19:41,947
A new way of interpreting of the law.
1384
01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:44,698
It's an intellectual feast.
1385
01:19:54,681 --> 01:19:56,024
OK.
1386
01:19:56,105 --> 01:19:58,946
So if everyone who lives here is a lawyer,
1387
01:19:59,106 --> 01:20:00,028
how do you live?
1388
01:20:00,107 --> 01:20:03,904
I mean, who runs the grocery store...
Who does your dry cleaning...
1389
01:20:04,106 --> 01:20:05,985
Who fixes the shitter when it breaks?
1390
01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:10,095
Well, we all moonlight in a lot of law related jobs.
Police, bailiffs, court reporters...
1391
01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,951
But those other trivial things,
you mentioned?
1392
01:20:13,104 --> 01:20:15,943
They're done by people like you.
Awaiting trial.
1393
01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,984
It's the only way they can
afford their legal fees.
1394
01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:20,943
Now, I can get you a hearing
for Monday October 1st.
1395
01:20:21,104 --> 01:20:22,025
Meanwhile...
1396
01:20:22,103 --> 01:20:24,942
We'll have to call witnesses,
to testify as to your character.
1397
01:20:25,102 --> 01:20:26,023
You know, family.
Friends.
1398
01:20:26,102 --> 01:20:28,941
So, that you can qualify for your employment
program. It'll help keep cost down.
1399
01:20:29,102 --> 01:20:32,996
So tomorrow morning, why don't you get me
their names and numbers, and I'll subpoena them.
1400
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:36,940
Well, even if they could get here...
Wouldn't they get sued too?
1401
01:20:37,101 --> 01:20:38,981
Of course.
1402
01:20:39,101 --> 01:20:41,997
But you'll indemnify them, and their problems'll
fall on your shoulders,
1403
01:20:42,143 --> 01:20:43,582
which means more work for me.
1404
01:20:45,699 --> 01:20:47,618
Hmmm. Well, Okay. I have those phone numbers
they're in my car.
1405
01:20:47,738 --> 01:20:50,847
I'm gonna go get them.
And I'm gonna make a few calls, and be right back.
1406
01:20:55,099 --> 01:20:56,979
No, you won't.
1407
01:20:57,099 --> 01:20:59,938
Fred... Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive.
1408
01:21:00,098 --> 01:21:01,977
- Lock him up.
- Lock me up?
1409
01:21:02,098 --> 01:21:03,019
Of course.
1410
01:21:03,099 --> 01:21:05,937
We lawyers have to protect our livelihood.
1411
01:21:06,097 --> 01:21:07,977
Wait, you can't do this to me.
I have rights.
1412
01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:11,510
I know you do, sweetie.
I'm here to protect them.
1413
01:21:19,094 --> 01:21:20,975
I couldn't even blame the eight ball.
1414
01:21:21,095 --> 01:21:22,975
It said a meeting was possible.
1415
01:21:23,095 --> 01:21:24,016
Yeah, right...
1416
01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:26,934
A meteor wiping out Morlaw
was possible too.
1417
01:21:27,094 --> 01:21:29,914
Probably more possible than ever meeting Lynn.
1418
01:21:36,686 --> 01:21:39,276
Hey, Lynn!
Lynn!
1419
01:21:42,492 --> 01:21:43,508
Lynn!
1420
01:21:43,992 --> 01:21:45,872
Over here!
1421
01:21:46,476 --> 01:21:48,395
Up here!
1422
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:53,715
I'm gonna get you out!
1423
01:21:56,989 --> 01:21:59,905
I'm gonna get you... out!
1424
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:09,968
In order to get her out,
I had to get me out.
1425
01:22:10,088 --> 01:22:13,886
But jailbreak, was clearly not happening.
Ditto for a tunnel job.
1426
01:22:14,088 --> 01:22:15,967
I needed an answer,
and my eight ball was in the car.
1427
01:22:16,088 --> 01:22:17,009
Damn it.
1428
01:22:17,087 --> 01:22:18,967
There had to be a way,
to blow this while thing wide open.
1429
01:22:19,088 --> 01:22:20,968
And then I knew.
1430
01:22:21,087 --> 01:22:22,966
My lawyer needed a character witness.
1431
01:22:23,087 --> 01:22:24,966
I needed a witness
1432
01:22:25,086 --> 01:22:27,523
who was a character.
1433
01:22:31,086 --> 01:22:32,966
Please, state your name and occupation.
1434
01:22:33,085 --> 01:22:36,117
Robert Wilson Cody.
1435
01:22:37,084 --> 01:22:38,964
I'm...
What you might call an axe grinder.
1436
01:22:39,084 --> 01:22:42,884
Mr. Cody...
Please, tell the court how you know the defendant.
1437
01:22:43,085 --> 01:22:44,963
He was my employee.
1438
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:46,964
And how would you characterize him?
1439
01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:50,346
Honest. Trustworthy. Intelligent.
1440
01:22:50,523 --> 01:22:52,939
Ask him if he's aware that
the charge against me is a lie,
1441
01:22:53,081 --> 01:22:54,962
and that everyone here knows it.
1442
01:22:55,082 --> 01:22:57,920
It's immaterial.
He can only testify as to character.
1443
01:22:58,083 --> 01:22:59,003
Just ask him.
1444
01:22:59,081 --> 01:23:00,961
The judge will rule it immaterial.
1445
01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:04,131
You ask him... or I'll fire you.
1446
01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:06,423
Mr. Cody...
1447
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:09,551
Are you aware that the charge against Mr. Oliver
1448
01:23:09,719 --> 01:23:14,823
is not only a complete lie, but that the judge,
the plaintiff and every citizen here know it?
1449
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:18,877
Objection! Immaterial. It has nothing
to do with the character of the accused.
1450
01:23:19,079 --> 01:23:20,000
Sustained.
1451
01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:22,919
Wait a minute. Miss... you're saying
this is a trumped-up charge...
1452
01:23:23,078 --> 01:23:23,998
And you're all in on it?
1453
01:23:24,077 --> 01:23:24,999
Immaterial.
1454
01:23:25,079 --> 01:23:26,957
The witness is ordered
to ignore the question.
1455
01:23:27,077 --> 01:23:28,959
Well, I'm not going to ignore it, your honor.
1456
01:23:29,078 --> 01:23:32,876
If what she says is true,
that's a very serious matter.
1457
01:23:33,077 --> 01:23:35,916
Well, serious or not,
it's immaterial to this hearing.
1458
01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:36,998
Next question.
1459
01:23:37,077 --> 01:23:40,875
Whoa, judge, I asked her a question...
And I want an answer.
1460
01:23:41,075 --> 01:23:43,570
You don't ask here questions here, Mr. Cody.
You answer them.
1461
01:23:43,716 --> 01:23:48,704
And if you won't do what I told you to do,
I will hold you in contempt.
1462
01:23:49,076 --> 01:23:53,833
Hey, I'm not answering any more questions,
until somebody answers mine.
1463
01:23:54,074 --> 01:23:57,872
Why don't you tell me, judge...
Are you in on a lie here?
1464
01:23:58,072 --> 01:24:00,913
I fine you 500 dollars for contempt.
1465
01:24:01,072 --> 01:24:02,953
Answer my goddam question, judge.
1466
01:24:03,073 --> 01:24:05,912
1000 dollars and 90 days in jail.
1467
01:24:06,074 --> 01:24:06,994
Bailiff, sergeant,
1468
01:24:07,072 --> 01:24:09,950
put Mr. Cody in a cell.
1469
01:24:11,071 --> 01:24:13,910
Whoa...hold the phone, boys.
1470
01:24:14,072 --> 01:24:14,993
This is dynamite.
1471
01:24:15,071 --> 01:24:18,869
We'll all go with out a bang,
if anyone takes another step towards me...
1472
01:24:19,070 --> 01:24:20,413
Gentlemen, just drop your guns.
1473
01:24:20,510 --> 01:24:21,968
Everyone else, stay seated.
1474
01:24:22,070 --> 01:24:24,909
Judge...
Stick your finger up your nose.
1475
01:24:25,070 --> 01:24:26,950
I'm not kidding.
1476
01:24:27,070 --> 01:24:32,211
I'm terminally ill and I'll gladly take you
all with me to hell right now.
1477
01:24:33,070 --> 01:24:35,908
Judge! I said stick your finger up your nose.
1478
01:24:36,068 --> 01:24:37,948
You'd better do it judge.
I know this guy...
1479
01:24:38,068 --> 01:24:41,674
He says what he means;
He means that he says.
1480
01:24:46,067 --> 01:24:48,906
I'm glad you understand
who's in charge now.
1481
01:24:49,067 --> 01:24:50,946
So judge..
1482
01:24:51,066 --> 01:24:52,946
This whole deal was a lie.
1483
01:24:53,066 --> 01:24:53,986
Is that right?
1484
01:24:54,066 --> 01:24:56,791
Keep that finger in your nose.
1485
01:24:58,065 --> 01:24:59,945
Yes.
1486
01:25:00,066 --> 01:25:01,754
Yes, sir.
1487
01:25:02,065 --> 01:25:04,482
Yes... sir.
1488
01:25:07,064 --> 01:25:08,945
All right.
1489
01:25:09,064 --> 01:25:09,984
Show of hands...
1490
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:15,320
How many here knew this thing was a
railroad job against Mr. Oliver?
1491
01:25:22,060 --> 01:25:24,900
Liars... lawyers.
1492
01:25:25,061 --> 01:25:25,983
Mr. Oliver...
1493
01:25:26,062 --> 01:25:29,898
How do we teach these...
liars a lesson?
1494
01:25:34,061 --> 01:25:35,941
Now, read it judge.
1495
01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:37,402
By this order,
1496
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,416
all legal actions, charges, fines and fees,
1497
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:42,920
against any non citizen of Morlaw,
1498
01:25:43,061 --> 01:25:44,939
in any matter pending before any Morlaw court,
1499
01:25:45,058 --> 01:25:49,278
I hereby dismiss,
and I declare an unconditional amnesty.
1500
01:25:49,499 --> 01:25:50,957
Thank you.
Bailiff.
1501
01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:53,898
Make a few hundred copies of that,
and post it all over town.
1502
01:25:54,058 --> 01:25:59,046
You know this is an interesting town...
I think I might just stay here.
1503
01:26:00,056 --> 01:26:03,586
Any problem with that judge?
1504
01:26:04,057 --> 01:26:07,011
No... no problem.
Sir.
1505
01:27:00,050 --> 01:27:01,929
Lynn?
1506
01:27:02,049 --> 01:27:05,156
Hi... I'm Neal.
1507
01:27:06,047 --> 01:27:07,928
I'm the guy who got you out.
1508
01:27:08,047 --> 01:27:10,887
Yo, pleased to fuckin' meet you, Neal.
1509
01:27:11,047 --> 01:27:13,541
Man, I've been so fucked up in here,
for so long,
1510
01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,488
I thought,
I was never getting the fuck out.
1511
01:27:17,048 --> 01:27:21,650
Yo bitch! I want back my fuckin' clothes,
you cocksuckers confiscated.
1512
01:27:22,046 --> 01:27:24,922
I shouldn't be fuckin' wearin' this,
I'm ain't on leash no more.
1513
01:27:28,044 --> 01:27:28,965
Hey, handsome...
1514
01:27:29,045 --> 01:27:31,884
What you looking at me like that for?
1515
01:27:32,044 --> 01:27:34,883
I just didn't expect you to talk that way.
1516
01:27:35,043 --> 01:27:36,924
What, something wrong
with the way I fuckin' talk?
1517
01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,882
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1518
01:27:43,041 --> 01:27:44,923
I mean, yes.
1519
01:27:45,043 --> 01:27:45,964
Yes.
1520
01:27:46,042 --> 01:27:48,883
You make Mike Tyson sound
like an Oxford graduate.
1521
01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:50,921
What do you, like fuckin' dissin' me?
1522
01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:53,881
You like saying I never went
to fuckin' school or something?
1523
01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:56,881
Yes... that's exactly what I'm saying...
1524
01:27:57,041 --> 01:27:57,961
Don't worry.
1525
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,649
It's just an act.
1526
01:28:05,039 --> 01:28:07,764
Well, it sort of a test, see.
1527
01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:10,878
Guys are always so eager to score points with me
they'll be like: Oh, no...
1528
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,340
Lynn, no, the way you talk is charming.
1529
01:28:13,478 --> 01:28:16,854
Unique, refreshing, a breath of fresh air, yeah.
1530
01:28:17,038 --> 01:28:19,149
Air from the sewer, is more like it.
1531
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:23,805
Me, I would...
Never go out with somebody who talked like that.
1532
01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:26,877
I'm glad you wouldn't either.
1533
01:28:27,038 --> 01:28:30,835
I hope you have a car.
I had to sell mine to pay my legal fees.
1534
01:28:31,036 --> 01:28:33,684
I have a car.
1535
01:28:37,035 --> 01:28:39,874
So, how many guys have told you
that you sound cheap?
1536
01:28:40,035 --> 01:28:40,956
You're the first.
1537
01:28:41,036 --> 01:28:42,914
You know,
you're better looking than I expected.
1538
01:28:43,034 --> 01:28:45,374
Ditto.
1539
01:28:46,034 --> 01:28:47,570
Wait a minute... you were expecting me?
1540
01:28:47,674 --> 01:28:48,939
Of course...
1541
01:28:49,034 --> 01:28:53,792
That's how the stories always go...
The handsome prince rescues princess from the dungeon.
1542
01:28:54,033 --> 01:28:56,872
That was the point of the messages.
1543
01:28:57,032 --> 01:28:57,954
The messages?
1544
01:28:58,034 --> 01:28:58,954
Billboards.
1545
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:01,872
My last name's Linden, by the way.
1546
01:29:02,032 --> 01:29:04,872
See, I knew somebody would figure it out eventually.
1547
01:29:05,033 --> 01:29:06,911
At least that's what he told me.
1548
01:29:07,031 --> 01:29:07,952
Who?
1549
01:29:08,032 --> 01:29:09,910
O.W. Grant.
1550
01:29:10,030 --> 01:29:11,911
See, I made a wish to meet the right guy.
1551
01:29:12,031 --> 01:29:16,115
Although if I'd have known that I'd have to spend
a year in jail waiting, maybe I wouldn't have.
1552
01:29:16,590 --> 01:29:17,659
Anyway.
1553
01:29:18,029 --> 01:29:23,746
The prince has to undergo tests and challenges,
so that the princess will be convinced that he's worthy.
1554
01:29:24,028 --> 01:29:26,868
And you passed mine.
So what's yours?
1555
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,371
What? My test?
1556
01:29:28,470 --> 01:29:30,541
Come on. Everybody has a sympatico test.
1557
01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:33,510
Do you cut your grapefruit in half
or peel it?
1558
01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:34,934
My? I peel it.
1559
01:29:35,028 --> 01:29:38,173
Favourite cartoon character?
Spider-man.
1560
01:29:38,347 --> 01:29:40,879
Thin or thick crust pizza?
I go for thin every time.
1561
01:29:41,026 --> 01:29:42,907
We're three to three.
1562
01:29:43,027 --> 01:29:45,866
I can't bel...
Ok, Close Encounters?
1563
01:29:46,028 --> 01:29:49,192
I'd get on ship, no question.
1564
01:29:50,027 --> 01:29:52,636
What's wrong?
1565
01:29:53,026 --> 01:29:54,905
This is just... it's all too perfect.
1566
01:29:55,025 --> 01:29:56,904
I mean, you know...
You are.
1567
01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:59,864
You know, when something seems
too good to be true?
1568
01:30:00,024 --> 01:30:02,267
Hold that thought.
1569
01:30:06,023 --> 01:30:07,904
You see?
I'm not that perfect.
1570
01:30:08,023 --> 01:30:10,862
Right. Right.
Well, I feel much better now.
1571
01:30:11,022 --> 01:30:13,439
Ditto.
1572
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:34,975
So, you actually wished for Mister Right?
1573
01:30:35,118 --> 01:30:37,959
What can I say? I'm human.
Humans have certain needs.
1574
01:30:38,119 --> 01:30:39,999
Like companionship.
1575
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:42,478
And you.
Did you wish for me?
1576
01:30:43,119 --> 01:30:45,957
Well, actually I wished for this.
1577
01:30:46,119 --> 01:30:47,039
Gives me answers.
1578
01:30:47,118 --> 01:30:48,998
But are they the right answers?
1579
01:30:49,117 --> 01:30:51,764
So far.
1580
01:31:13,114 --> 01:31:15,954
Wow... These were your billboards.
1581
01:31:16,113 --> 01:31:19,239
Obviously, I don't need them any more.
1582
01:31:22,112 --> 01:31:24,952
Maybe it's time for the... you know...
1583
01:31:25,113 --> 01:31:26,994
Happily ever after part.
1584
01:31:27,114 --> 01:31:28,801
Yeah, not quite.
1585
01:31:28,911 --> 01:31:31,942
I still have a job to finish.
Tomorrow October 2nd Danver.
1586
01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:33,032
Danver.
1587
01:31:33,112 --> 01:31:34,991
What's wrong?
1588
01:31:35,111 --> 01:31:40,020
Grant gave me an envelope.
He said if anyone was ever going to Danver I should open it.
1589
01:31:49,109 --> 01:31:52,332
I don't know
if these message is for me or you.
1590
01:31:53,108 --> 01:31:55,372
Neal... don't go.
1591
01:31:56,109 --> 01:32:00,213
I gave my word, to this guy
that I'd deliver this package. I have to.
1592
01:32:03,107 --> 01:32:05,984
Eight ball, should I go to Danver?
1593
01:32:43,102 --> 01:32:44,982
Are you serious?
1594
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:46,982
I'm serious.
1595
01:32:47,102 --> 01:32:48,980
You mean, you didn't sleep at all?
1596
01:32:49,101 --> 01:32:50,982
Nope, I couldn't.
1597
01:32:51,101 --> 01:32:53,940
I was possessed,
by the views.
1598
01:32:54,101 --> 01:32:55,980
I love it.
1599
01:32:56,099 --> 01:32:57,980
You're not just saying that?
No.
1600
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:02,432
It's got soul... passion...
1601
01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:08,246
Wow. Take me with you.
1602
01:33:09,099 --> 01:33:12,953
What about the letter?
Screw it. I want to go with you.
1603
01:33:18,097 --> 01:33:20,648
Eight ball,
should I take Lynn with me to Danver?
1604
01:33:23,097 --> 01:33:25,629
Bad idea.
1605
01:33:27,095 --> 01:33:28,976
Is that, because it's dangerous?
1606
01:33:29,481 --> 01:33:31,400
Most Assuredly
1607
01:33:32,096 --> 01:33:34,550
The killer, does it have to do with the killer?
1608
01:33:36,895 --> 01:33:39,926
I don't care if it's dangerous, or what this thing says.
I still want to go with you.
1609
01:33:40,095 --> 01:33:41,974
No, Lynn.
1610
01:33:42,094 --> 01:33:43,975
It would make me crazy...
1611
01:33:44,094 --> 01:33:46,933
I'm not gonna risk losing you,
not after I just found you.
1612
01:33:47,093 --> 01:33:49,932
What if I lose you?
1613
01:33:50,091 --> 01:33:51,012
Lynn you can't go.
1614
01:33:51,093 --> 01:33:54,890
The ball is never wrong.
I'll come back, I promise.
1615
01:33:56,092 --> 01:33:58,932
Eight ball, I will come back for her, won't I?
1616
01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:00,013
Yes.
1617
01:34:00,091 --> 01:34:02,931
You will come back for me.
1618
01:34:23,087 --> 01:34:24,968
Am I nuts?
1619
01:34:25,089 --> 01:34:29,403
The girl of my dreams,
and I leave her behind, because of this stupid toy.
1620
01:34:50,084 --> 01:34:52,923
What's up, officer?
Just got word, there's a killer in the area.
1621
01:34:53,084 --> 01:34:55,443
Orders are to close the road.
1622
01:34:56,084 --> 01:34:57,427
What's this killer look like?
1623
01:34:57,524 --> 01:34:58,981
It's coming over the radio now.
1624
01:34:59,084 --> 01:35:03,842
The murder suspect is white, male,
last seen driving a red BMW convertible,
1625
01:35:04,082 --> 01:35:05,963
along Interstate 60.
1626
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:10,725
This vehicle has white paint,
splattered on the trunk lid.
1627
01:35:19,081 --> 01:35:22,225
You best turn around son.
It's not safe for you here.
1628
01:35:33,679 --> 01:35:35,981
It was ten miles before my
heart rate was back in a double digits,
1629
01:35:36,119 --> 01:35:38,919
and I could think straight.
Then I realized...
1630
01:35:39,078 --> 01:35:41,916
Eight ball, is Lynn in danger from this killer?
1631
01:35:42,761 --> 01:35:45,544
Reply hazy. Try again later.
1632
01:36:00,075 --> 01:36:04,008
Cellular service,
is not available in this area.
1633
01:36:14,073 --> 01:36:17,794
Beamers suck. Jeep rules!
1634
01:36:25,071 --> 01:36:28,333
Oh, shit...
Oh, shit...
1635
01:36:34,070 --> 01:36:35,952
Damn punks and their paint again!
1636
01:36:36,071 --> 01:36:38,372
Calling the sheriff.
Here watch where they go.
1637
01:36:38,509 --> 01:36:43,651
- No, no, no. Please don't call the sheriff.
- The hell I won't. I'm sick of those punks making trouble around here.
1638
01:36:54,768 --> 01:36:57,492
Hey, come back with my binoculars!
1639
01:37:02,268 --> 01:37:04,147
Eight ball, am I the killer?
1640
01:37:10,067 --> 01:37:15,436
Latest reports indicate the suspect is carrying a
murder weapon in a square box, wrapped in brown paper.
1641
01:37:15,705 --> 01:37:18,890
Once again, suspect is carrying a
murder weapon in a square package in a...
1642
01:37:19,064 --> 01:37:19,984
Oh shit!
1643
01:37:20,063 --> 01:37:22,442
Shit!
1644
01:37:23,363 --> 01:37:25,916
Eight ball, is the murder weapon in this box?
1645
01:37:30,063 --> 01:37:31,943
Should I open it?
1646
01:37:40,062 --> 01:37:41,213
Shit!
1647
01:37:41,303 --> 01:37:44,332
If it is a murder weapon,
I'm gonna get my fingerprints all over it.
1648
01:37:44,501 --> 01:37:47,148
Eight ball, I really need an answer right now.
What should I do?
1649
01:37:49,461 --> 01:37:50,955
Damn you!
1650
01:37:51,060 --> 01:37:51,982
Yes or no questions. Yes or not!
1651
01:37:52,060 --> 01:37:54,899
Come on Neal. Think. Be logical...
1652
01:37:55,061 --> 01:37:56,403
He called the cops...
1653
01:37:56,500 --> 01:38:00,028
So, whichever way they're going,
I've got to go the opposite way.
1654
01:38:11,057 --> 01:38:13,032
Well, it's got to be one way or the other.
1655
01:38:14,057 --> 01:38:17,894
Right, eight ball? I mean, I got two choices here,
so it's got to be one or the other. Right?
1656
01:38:19,456 --> 01:38:21,643
Take it to the bank.
1657
01:38:24,056 --> 01:38:25,935
Sorry dad.
1658
01:38:26,056 --> 01:38:28,894
No, there is another choice.
1659
01:38:35,054 --> 01:38:39,735
Sheriffs and police in two counties
have closed off Interstate 60 in both directions
1660
01:38:39,974 --> 01:38:45,344
They intend to box in the suspect,
who was last seen driving a red BMW convertible,
1661
01:38:45,613 --> 01:38:49,488
with white paint splattered
on the trunk's lid.
1662
01:38:57,052 --> 01:38:59,871
I knew this wasn't my kind of car.
1663
01:40:18,441 --> 01:40:19,936
What were the chances?
1664
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:23,839
What were the chances,
that the killer would be in a car, just like mine,
1665
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:26,877
and I get white paint on mine,
just like his?
1666
01:40:27,037 --> 01:40:28,919
Now Grant would say, it was inevitable.
1667
01:40:29,039 --> 01:40:32,492
That at least once in an infinite universe,
events would happen that way,
1668
01:40:32,679 --> 01:40:34,903
and this was that time.
1669
01:40:35,038 --> 01:40:37,877
But Grant also said, on this highway,
the past and the future,
1670
01:40:38,037 --> 01:40:40,876
and what if's and the maybe's
would all get jumbled up.
1671
01:40:41,037 --> 01:40:44,010
So, I had to see for myself.
1672
01:40:54,736 --> 01:40:56,903
Hey! Get away from there!
1673
01:40:57,034 --> 01:40:58,914
Who was he?
1674
01:40:59,034 --> 01:41:01,873
They say he was some law student
from St. Louis.
1675
01:41:02,034 --> 01:41:05,045
Went nuts, and killed his old man.
1676
01:41:11,032 --> 01:41:14,178
I love this highway.
1677
01:41:21,430 --> 01:41:23,541
Eight ball, I've got a lot of questions.
1678
01:41:23,672 --> 01:41:26,472
Was that guy in the car...
1679
01:41:27,031 --> 01:41:29,524
What the hell I'm asking you for?
1680
01:42:10,529 --> 01:42:11,969
Hello?
1681
01:42:16,423 --> 01:42:18,438
Robin Fields?
1682
01:42:20,124 --> 01:42:22,234
Is anybody here?
1683
01:42:23,223 --> 01:42:25,044
I'm here.
1684
01:42:28,021 --> 01:42:29,883
Ray?
1685
01:42:33,022 --> 01:42:34,902
- Delivery is for you?
- No, no, no.
1686
01:42:35,021 --> 01:42:37,860
I wouldn't hire you
to deliver a package to myself.
1687
01:42:38,322 --> 01:42:40,776
It's for my cousin.
1688
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:43,545
Here he is now.
1689
01:42:49,019 --> 01:42:49,940
Robin Fields.
1690
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:52,870
One of my many psuedonyms.
1691
01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:55,451
Cousins?
1692
01:42:56,018 --> 01:42:58,474
You sat in my car, with your own package.
1693
01:42:59,018 --> 01:43:01,895
- Why didn't you take it?
- Well, you made a deal.
1694
01:43:02,018 --> 01:43:05,816
What kind of guy would I be if I caused you to...
Violate your blood oath?
1695
01:43:06,017 --> 01:43:08,857
And, besides,
just the fact that you lost all your money...
1696
01:43:09,017 --> 01:43:10,896
And you went to jail...
You left the girl...
1697
01:43:11,016 --> 01:43:11,937
Ditched your car...
1698
01:43:12,016 --> 01:43:12,936
All to bring this to me?
1699
01:43:13,016 --> 01:43:14,896
Makes it far more valuable.
1700
01:43:15,415 --> 01:43:19,061
Now it has... stories to go with it.
1701
01:43:21,816 --> 01:43:24,751
Well...
Don't you want to know what's inside?
1702
01:43:26,015 --> 01:43:27,894
I did before, but...
1703
01:43:28,014 --> 01:43:30,852
Doesn't really matter now...
1704
01:43:31,014 --> 01:43:34,812
whatever it is...
Won't be as good as the stories.
1705
01:43:35,014 --> 01:43:37,852
We'll see, 'cause you understand that.
1706
01:43:38,012 --> 01:43:40,066
I'll open it.
1707
01:44:01,409 --> 01:44:03,290
You're not gonna light it?
1708
01:44:03,410 --> 01:44:05,710
I don't need to.
1709
01:44:57,002 --> 01:44:58,882
So, how's that new car?
1710
01:44:59,002 --> 01:44:59,922
Awesome?
1711
01:45:00,002 --> 01:45:01,882
Dad...
1712
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:04,953
What's my favorite color?
1713
01:45:05,101 --> 01:45:06,021
Blue.
1714
01:45:06,501 --> 01:45:08,803
Why would you buy me a red Beamer?
1715
01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:13,203
Red's a great color.
Especially for a convertible.
1716
01:45:13,340 --> 01:45:16,907
You know, my BMW's have always been a great
source of joy to me, so I just thought...
1717
01:45:17,098 --> 01:45:18,019
Happy Birthday dad.
1718
01:45:18,099 --> 01:45:19,978
In the future,
if you want to buy me a gift...
1719
01:45:20,098 --> 01:45:23,033
Buy me something I want.
Not something you want.
1720
01:45:24,198 --> 01:45:27,038
Son... it's a gift...
1721
01:45:27,198 --> 01:45:30,036
And if you don't accept it...
1722
01:45:30,181 --> 01:45:32,099
I will take it as a personal insult.
1723
01:45:32,196 --> 01:45:34,076
Well, in that case we're even.
1724
01:45:34,196 --> 01:45:37,995
Because I consider the gift itself
an insult to me and who I am.
1725
01:45:38,196 --> 01:45:42,090
How would you like it, if I bought you
an easel and a paint box for your birthday?
1726
01:45:45,196 --> 01:45:47,363
I never thought of it that way.
1727
01:45:48,194 --> 01:45:51,034
Perhaps I could've given it a little more thought.
1728
01:45:51,195 --> 01:45:52,116
Thank you dad.
1729
01:45:52,195 --> 01:45:54,075
Apology accepted.
1730
01:45:54,195 --> 01:45:56,073
Now the Bradford thing.
I'm not going there.
1731
01:45:56,194 --> 01:45:58,074
'Cause I'm not going to law school...
But son?
1732
01:45:58,193 --> 01:45:59,114
No buts, dad.
1733
01:45:59,193 --> 01:46:01,074
This is your life, you made it,
it works for you.
1734
01:46:01,193 --> 01:46:04,070
I've got to find something that works for me.
I'm sorry if you don't approve,
1735
01:46:04,233 --> 01:46:06,075
but you can take that to the bank.
1736
01:46:06,193 --> 01:46:07,113
Well, I don't approve.
1737
01:46:07,191 --> 01:46:09,073
And it's time you face the truth
about your art.
1738
01:46:09,193 --> 01:46:11,071
It's mediocre, look...
1739
01:46:11,191 --> 01:46:13,072
Neal... great news.
1740
01:46:13,191 --> 01:46:15,071
That piece,
you entered in the Conrad competition...
1741
01:46:15,191 --> 01:46:18,031
There's a very interested buyer,
who wants to talk to you about it right now.
1742
01:46:18,191 --> 01:46:20,512
Come on. I'll take you.
1743
01:46:22,190 --> 01:46:24,071
No dad... that thing...
1744
01:46:24,191 --> 01:46:25,113
It's crap.
1745
01:46:25,190 --> 01:46:27,203
You got ripped off.
1746
01:46:29,190 --> 01:46:32,374
And it's upside down.
1747
01:46:35,189 --> 01:46:39,295
I must be feeling Alzheimer's. I don't remember
entering anything into Conrad competition.
1748
01:46:58,185 --> 01:47:00,066
You left it in the motel.
1749
01:47:00,185 --> 01:47:03,867
I took the liberty of entering it for you.
1750
01:47:05,184 --> 01:47:06,105
Thank you, Mr...
1751
01:47:06,184 --> 01:47:09,983
Conrad...
Oh, you're welcome Mister Oliver...
1752
01:47:10,185 --> 01:47:12,064
You're Neal Oliver...
1753
01:47:12,183 --> 01:47:15,138
I just love your painting.
1754
01:47:20,185 --> 01:47:23,483
Excuse my, I'm sorry...
I've just got this...
1755
01:47:24,183 --> 01:47:27,023
Major déjà vu about you.
1756
01:47:27,182 --> 01:47:29,061
No, no, no.
It's ok, I did too.
1757
01:47:29,181 --> 01:47:31,867
Big time.
1758
01:47:33,181 --> 01:47:34,102
I just love this...
1759
01:47:34,181 --> 01:47:37,248
It's got soul... passion...
1760
01:47:39,180 --> 01:47:41,789
- I'm...
- Lynn Linden.
1761
01:47:42,179 --> 01:47:44,673
Yeah, I know.
1762
01:47:48,179 --> 01:47:52,322
I'm with Danver Publishing, we do..
prints, posters, and art books.
1763
01:47:54,177 --> 01:47:58,936
Well, this may be a little presumptuous of me, but
would you consider doing a serious of motels, cafes,
1764
01:47:59,177 --> 01:48:02,496
gas stations... all in this style?
1765
01:48:03,477 --> 01:48:06,757
Exactly what I was thinking.
1766
01:48:08,175 --> 01:48:11,016
- My brother's really talented.
- Oh, he's gonna be fine.
1767
01:48:11,175 --> 01:48:12,096
Just fine.
1768
01:48:12,176 --> 01:48:14,056
He's got a great future ahead of him.
1769
01:48:14,176 --> 01:48:16,094
They both do.
1770
01:48:16,215 --> 01:48:19,016
Say...
You have a birthday coming up, don't you?
1771
01:48:19,175 --> 01:48:21,054
How'd you know that?
1772
01:48:21,175 --> 01:48:24,588
Don't forget to make a wish.
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