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Original subtitles

I am not gonna have anybody dictating to me

what I can and cannot do in my own house.

Every year all we do is fight.

You know what we do with traitors in the military, Katie?

You know what, I'm out!

Now this is a behavioral contract

and you are all going to sign it.

Light them up.

Chuck.

Fudge.

Okay. Where am I?

Oh. Is this recording?

Ah. Alright.

So, it's Christmas Eve.

Most people are gathered around a table right about now.

Enjoying a meal.

Sharing laughs.

Maybe exchanging early gifts

because that's what Christmas is about. Right?

Peace, love and generosity.

Soldiers have laid down their arms on this day.

So you'd think the Manetti-Hanahan's

would take a page from their book.

But no.

Here's what's happening at our house.

What started out as a complaint that our Christmas lights

were keeping our neighbors up at night

has escalated into this.

All because this man, my husband,

won't let a neighbor tell him what to do.

Hey honey.

How does it feel to be arrested on Christmas Eve?

Well, sacrifices are part of being a marine, honey.

Understood. But this marine is not at war.

Agree to disagree.

But for the record, I didn't start this fight.

Well, seeing as though the Camarenas are enjoying

their holiday meal, it's safe to say you're losing it.

Yeah, well. I may have lost this battle, but mark my words,

I will win the war.

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

Does anybody see a pattern here?

Anybody?

‘Cause we are sitting here in the dark

all because of an over the top Christmas light display.

In all fairness to Chuck, it could be a power supply issue.

Thank you Wally.

[slap]

Uh, but the lights are definitely a factor.

Thank you retracted, Wally.

The point being...

this light show used to be a wonderful family tradition

and now it's only about annoying the Camarenas.

Well, you go to battle with the weapons you have, Con.

For the last time,

going to battle is not in the spirit of Christmas.

Maybe in the spirit of Christmas

the Camarenas could stop holding our daughter prisoner.

Katie is there because she is in love.

Ugh.

Or she could be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

What?

It's when hostages, or prisoners,

develop feelings for their captors.

You know, like Patty Hearst?

Was Patty Hearst from Stockholm, or...?

Katie is not suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

What makes you so sure?

Because she was in love with Kevin

before she decided to stay there for the holidays.

Did Kevin maybe visit Stockholm recently?

Dad.

Seriously, is that how you think this works, like a flu?

It has been known to “spread” from one hostage to another.

Mic drop.

Mommy, is it contagious?

No, honey. Please stop, you're scaring Willow.

Please stop silencing my son.

Please stop your son from spreading disinformation.

Okay, stop!

Now this... this is why we need the no-conflict contract.

Because our only family tradition is conflict.

And it just has to change.

So, if the last hold out will kindly sign the contract

we can have a more agreeable and pleasant holiday.

Hmm?

No.

Mmhmm.

- Ah. - Hmm.

No drinking?

No.

No arguing, no making fun, no insults and no cursing.

For the love of God that's how we celebrate.

This...

[pen taps clipboard] Feels like a mandate to me, Con.

Because it is a mandate.

And this is what happens when people can't do the right thing

on their own.

What happens in the event of a violation?

Banishment to the shed for 12 hours.

Wait. Where the spiders live?

There are no spiders, Wally. Chuck fixed it up.

It's his man cave.

We say person cave, Willow.

It's actually called Chuck's cave

and I don't much like the idea of it being turned into a brig.

And for that and many, many other reasons,

I can't sign this. Not gonna happen.

Hmm.

You sure about that?

Thank you.

Looking forward to a wonderful Christmas together.

♪

Oh yeah. Hmm.

Watch this.

Look at that! The magic of Christmas.

Oh, you keep spreading that magic, honey.

Hey, uh, why are you saving those?

All those... all those people look fake happy.

Well... fake. But they're trying.

Wouldn't it be great if we could have a nice family photo?

Great for who?

And a mantle to put it on.

Oh honey, my plate's full.

Restoring power, Christmas lights...

Let me put it this way.

I'd better see this mantle fixed and a family photo

before I see one more Christmas light.

Hey, honey. Con?

Yeah?

Are you okay?

Of course. Why do you ask?

I don't know.

Between the contract and you suddenly wanting everything

around here fixed...

Well, is there something wrong

with wanting to have a Hallmark card Christmas for once?

Well if we can agree to just once I will fix your mantle.

[laughs]

Thanks honey.

You see that?

We don't need a contract to be nice to each other.

[laughs]

Agree to disagree.

Oh, one thing.

There are some who were saying

that the contract might actually be unlawful.

Oh. Did some say anything specific?

Yes. Yes.

I think they said something about fraud in the inducement.

Oh, you ran this contract by a lawyer?

Hmm?

Sort of.

Mmhmm.

But let's save all the legal talk for later.

I'm gonna go redouble my efforts

to get power back on in this place.

Good plan.

How'd it go?

Not well.

Did you mention fraud in the inducement?

She didn't go for it, Marvin. Fraud in the inducement.

Even I don't know what that means.

I want my money back, mister.

Not my fault you couldn't sell it!

And the thing about lawyers, Grandpa, win or lose...

they always get paid.

Ah.

[whistles]

Where you think you're going with that?

Camarenas.

Absolutely not.

What makes you think I would listen to you?

I'm your father.

Hmm. The last conversation we had you called me a traitor.

Well, that may have been the hunger talking.

Dad. I love Kevin.

I've never been happier in my life.

Can't you just be supportive?

It's a little more complicated than that, you know.

No. You're making it more complicated.

Look, things are different now in that house.

We have a contract.

It's great, people are being nice to each other.

Please. Come home.

You don't... you don't belong here.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I do feel a little out of place.

Well of course you do.

Because they're nice to each other without a contract.

Alright. You tell me.

What do I gotta do to make this right?

Just accept Kevin as the love of my life.

Oh, come on.

You don't start a negotiation with your biggest demand.

Thanks for the saw, Dad.

♪

Clark. Wally.

Let's get the electricity back on, come on.

[knocking]

That don't look good.

Whole thing's gotta be replaced.

You know, Dad.

All of this could've been avoided if you'd just installed

the solar panels and backup batteries

that I got you last Christmas.

Green's a color, son. It's not a solution.

You know the definition of insanity?

Yeah, swearing off hamburgers.

Doing the same thing expecting different results.

Uh, guys.

I'm sensing this could escalate into an argument

and there's no way I'm getting sent to that shed.

So... I'm out.

You know, we could do this without arguing.

Ah, you mean if I just do what you say?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm not under your command, Dad.

I am your son.

And in case you forgot,

home energy is literally my area of expertise.

[laughs]

There you go with your expert thing, huh?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I paid for your college.

It doesn't mean you gotta rub it in my face.

You know, most fathers are proud of their children

when they graduate from college.

I got an idea.

Why don't we save the accolades for when the job's done?

Tell you what, you do you, I will do me.

And what, uh... what exactly does that mean?

In practical terms.

That means that you fix things the old-fashioned way

and I'll bring us into the 21st century.

A competition. I darn sure like the sound of that.

May the best man win.

What is that?

A meat house.

Ugh.

Like a gingerbread house but with meat.

I saw a food-fluencer do it on Tik Tok.

Ugh. That is dis... armingly charming.

But for Willow's sake, please keep it out of reach.

Hey. None for you either, not with your cholesterol.

[children screaming]

Alright, alright.

Children are like energizer bunnies.

Always going, going, going.

And Willow's like a tiger in a cage,

just like, itching to get out.

While you both may be right,

someone needs to look after the children.

It's in the contract.

Oh, Wally's on it. Right, Wally?

Mmhmm.

Uh... yes, dear.

[children screaming]

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Here comes trouble. ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Here comes trouble ♪

♪

♪ ...You should be afraid ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Here comes trouble ♪

Uh-oh.

♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Willow! Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Oh come on, Marvin.

You know how to drive better than that.

Meh.

I grabbed the key by accident.

♪

♪

Guys. If Wally's getting dinged...

none of us are safe.

[Chuck's foot thuds on door]

I'm not cut out for the big house, Chuck.

I really miss the kids.

It's been 30 minutes for God's sake.

Is that all?

Remember, the children have visitation.

Keep your chin up, pal.

[generator sputtering]

♪

[knocks on window]

We're all set, honey.

♪

Looks pretty old. How many amps?

Enough to run a hair dryer.

You got something you wanna say?

You know, Dad, one of the many things that I appreciate

about you is how you problem solve.

You're alway thinking several steps ahead.

It's, uh, what's the word?

[hair dryers blowing]

[generator sparks]

[hair dryers shut off]

Genius!

Absolute genius.

You know, uh, you know what's so amazing about you?

Is that even with your fancy college degree,

you've still remained so... humble.

Oh, thank you, Dad.

And I appreciate how open-minded you are to new ideas

even when they conflict with your own.

- [Chuck laughs] - So, what's going on here?

Oh, we just decided to take a moment out of our busy day

to tell each other how much we appreciate each other.

And how wonderful it is

to be able to spend the holidays... together.

Yeah. [laughs]

Aw, that really warms my heart.

And speaking of doing nice things,

I volunteered you to pick up the reindeer for the holiday stroll.

I text you the number, don't forget to make a reservation.

Quick reminder, it is a Manetti-Hanahan tradition

not to go to The Stroll.

Well, this is the year for bucking tradition.

Connie, we don't wear elf hats with fake antlers

and make pretend we're friends with the neighbors.

I'm actually with Dad on this one.

It's a blatant commercialization of the holiday.

Big emphasis on the material.

We don't have to buy anything.

Besides, there may come a time when we need our neighbors,

or they need us.

Oh.

Anyway, we're off to the salon because we still have no power.

So I'll call you later

and make sure that you reserve that reindeer.

[slow exhale]

♪ get your hands up

♪ hands up when you're walking with me ♪

♪ So hot you'll fry like 100 degrees ♪

♪

♪ Let's go

♪ Countdown 3, 2, 1

♪ Let's go 3, 2, 1 let's go ♪

♪

♪ Countdown, 3, 2, let's go ♪

Oh...

♪ Let's go

♪

♪ 3, 2, 1, let's go ♪

♪

♪ 3, 2, 1, let's go ♪

♪

♪ 3, 2, 1 let's go ♪

♪

Sabotage.

Huh?

I'm gonna report you.

Go ahead!

But sabotage isn't cited in the contract.

Love you, Dad.

Love you more.

♪ Let's go

I don't know, something about it just didn't feel right.

What could possibly be wrong

with Clark and your father getting along?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm kinda with Laurie.

Family dynamics, especially over the holidays,

are built over decades.

Upending them so suddenly is a little unsettling.

Exactly! What is it you call it

when people have different ways of expressing their love?

Sounds like B.S...

Oh. Love language.

Right. Manetti-Hanahan's, we have our own love language.

Like, if I was to say to Rebecca...

I'm just so glad you're my sister in law.

You'd be like...

Eww. Why are you saying that?

But if I was like...

can I have a little more cheese with that whining...

I'd probably say something snarky right back.

But then I'd probably ask myself,

is she just being mean or am I being negative?

Which admittedly is something I struggle with.

Yeah.

But at least she's being honest with me which comes from love.

Yeah. Right.

And if Rebecca wasn't constantly telling me

how much sugar is in the food I'm feeding my children,

I might actually enjoy a meal.

[clears throat]

Wait, you're not saying how that's positive?

Because it's not. It's superior and annoying.

It's saying that I care about

the health of your children.

Or it's saying that I don't.

That's not... that's not what I mean.

Whatever.

Just talk to me when you have three of your own

running around screaming that they're starving.

Excuse me.

Oh. No.

Come on, you cannot throw a flag on that.

I don't even know what I did wrong.

Wait, Dad. Dad!

Nice!

Love you too.

Nice.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Jingle all the way

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Jingle all the way

♪ We're going to deck the halls every day ♪

♪

Hey!

You're stuck up there?

He tipped my ladder!

[laughing]

Chuck!

Oh, hey honey. Great news.

That, uh, Camarena kid came by this morning

asking my blessing to marry Katie.

Oh, that's wonderful news. She'll be so happy.

Maybe... not.

Oh, Chuck. You didn't.

This father has his limits, hon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh my God, Willow! No!

[gasps]

Willow. Willow! Get down.

[phone ringing]

♪ ♪ Jingle all the way

♪

Get down!

Oh, sh...!

[beeping]

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Jingle all the way

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Swear jar.

♪ Jingle all the way

See Wally?

She made it through the night, no problem.

I don't know how.

That place... at night.

[voicemail recording] You've reached the office of Doctor Margaret Sanford.

If this is an emergency, please hang up...

♪

Listen, I know you hate it when I talk like this

but I'm picking up on some fear energy from Connie.

[scoffs] No.

Mom's not afraid of anything.

It may not be fear but it's definitely something.

The contract.

The Stroll?

Holiday stress manifests in different ways,

especially in this family.

♪ I'll get you home

♪

♪ I'll tell the truth... ♪

♪ When I'd rather lie

Okay. Yeah. That was weird, right?

Very.

♪ Than keep it inside

♪ I'll get you home

- [knocking on door] - ♪ Never leave...

♪ And I will get you home

[sighs]

Wally!

What?

We talked about this. Your doctor said no deli meat.

Oh no! What happened?

Where's the salami and the prosciutto?

Who would do this?

So it wasn't you?

Would DaVinci destroy his Mona Lisa?

[laughs]

Okay, well then who was it?

Don't look at the vegans.

Wasn't me.

Hey, uh... how you making out with your solar panels?

Great. Batteries are charging.

End of day I will be good to go.

Me too. If it wasn't for these stinkin' reindeer.

You asking for help, Dad?

[laughs]

That'll be the day.

Didn't you tell your dad this was done?

It's almost done.

Ah, I get it.

Don't let your opponent know what you know.

Is that even a saying?

If it's not, it should be. Let me ask you something.

Have you ever beaten your dad at anything?

‘Cause I never have.

[laughs]

Uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

He doesn't compete unless he knows he can win.

Dude, you have to win this thing for those of us who always lose.

Ah, it's not about winning.

Fact check, that's the point of a contest.

Not this one.

- Go on. - [children chatting]

You crazy animals!

[children laughing]

[sighs]

Oh, this is too good!

I... I don't know what's come over me.

Well from the looks of it

I'd say an equal mix of mortadella and salami.

Wow. So, it was you all along.

[laughs]

I feel like the contract

has really turned my energy upside-down.

Oh. That's what you're going with.

How else would you explain me eating prosciutto by the pound?

I'll tell you what, I won't tell on you.

If you don't tell on me.

Wait. Um... what is happening here?

I'm having a glass of wine and, uh,

trying to speak your love language.

Oh. Well.

I appreciate you not turning me in

but I should probably get this to the fridge.

Rebecca. Look, I know I upset you at the salon.

It's okay. It's nothing.

No, it's not nothing.

I know that we have our differences but, uh,

I never wanna hurt you.

Clark and I have been trying to have more children

since Willow and, uh...

after years of doctors and shots and everything else we, uh...

just decided to stop trying.

So... I'm never gonna have three kids running around, playing,

screaming that they're starving or anything.

Willow's gonna go home after the holidays

and be alone again and just... it just breaks my heart.

But I'm, uh, so envious of you. And I know that's bad.

I tell you what, you can have one of mine.

I don't care which, take your pick.

[laughing]

Ah... yeah. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for you and Clark.

And I'm sorry for, uh, being insensitive.

Do you want a glass?

Does it pair with prosciutto?

It's boxed wine, it pairs with everything.

Okay.

Here, you can check the, uh...

uh, bouquet or whatever you call it.

[sniffing]

Uh... I don't... I don't think so.

Seriously?

Sorry. It's just, um...

No worries.

I guess it just pairs with everything but you.

Hey. Um... is this the reindeer place?

You got a reservation?

Oh. No. Things have been pretty hectic, you know,

with the holidays and all.

No reservation, no reindeer.

Okay. Okay. How much is it gonna take?

One hundo...

Keep going.

Two. Three hundred bones.

And a reservation.

Ah, no come on!

The reason you don't see any reindeer, sir,

is they've all been taken by folks who made a reservation.

Fair enough.

What, uh... what else you got?

Katie? What happened?

Kevin broke up with me.

Gaby apparently has this video where I'm mean to her

and now Kevin thinks I'm a horrible person.

Did you apologize?

I didn't even get a chance.

Mom, I love him so much, I don't know what to do.

Oh. Oh no. I tell you what we're gonna do.

We're going to war!

Clark! Since when do we use the “w” word?

Since my little sister got dumped on Christmas Eve.

Yeah, let's get the power up and the lights on!

Anyone know what kinda music they hate?

I'll start downloading.

Okay everybody, hang on.

We are not doing this on Christmas Eve.

Not again.

If Chuck were here he'd say they fired the first shot.

Well, Chuck is not here right now and the only person

we should be concerned about right now is Katie.

Okay. Okay. Katie.

Mmhmm?

How do you feel about getting dumped on Christmas Eve?

Oh Clark!

What? I said how do you feel?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

♪

♪

♪

Mom.

If I was unkind to someone in the past, um...

I don't know, does that make me a bad person?

Well... that depends on what you do

with the wrongs that you've done.

I mean, we all make mistakes, we have regrets.

And anybody can say they're sorry.

But the apology won't ring true unless it comes

with an indication that you won't do it again.

Well, I just saw Kevin go off to The Stroll as Santa.

All the kids are gonna wonder what happened to Mrs. Claus.

Well then why don't you show them?

When Mrs. Claus gets knocked down,

she gets right back up again.

I am not going to The Stroll alone.

Oh honey, you won't be alone.

♪

♪ It's about to get crazy it's about to go down ♪

♪ It's about to get crazy It's going to be loud... ♪

♪

♪ It's about to get crazy it's about to go down ♪

♪ It's about to get ... ♪

Is that a llama?

[llama grunts]

Here's the deal.

Dasher here is not getting any love.

They won't let him in at the booth

and I'm not putting him in my trailer overnight.

Not on Christmas Eve, no way.

Oh my God. As if this day isn't bad enough.

Uh... listen.

Why don't you all go on in and have some fun

and I'll stay here with Dad and the llama.

[llama grunts]

I read the ornament booth has some pretty cool new designs.

Yeah.

Wanna check it out?

Well, I think it might be a little fancy for us

but you just go right ahead.

What's going on? You love Christmas ornaments.

Yeah well, I don't love the idea of seeing them with her.

Look, I thought we were kind of bonding

and then she didn't like my wine.

I don't like your wine.

Yeah, but you don't look down on me.

Husband handbook says never ask.

But maybe you may be reading something into this?

Oh, so you're taking her side now?

See, that's why you don't ask.

Okay.

Would you feel differently

if I told you Rebecca was the one eating your meat house?

What? Unbelievable.

I know, right.

Laurie, you don't get it. If a vegan can't resist...

that's proof of concept.

I might be onto something here.

Alright.

Okay. Who's got money?

Can't we get some from your mom?

For candy?

Yeah.

- Not a chance. - Oh.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

You know, Connie.

I think there might be room for a new breed around here.

The llama deer.

[laughs]

Got the antlers but you gotta ride it.

The kids would love it, Connie.

There'd be a line around the block.

Hit, hit, hit. H-I-T.

You know, you could keep trying to sell this

or you could just apologize for not getting us the reindeer.

I'm sorry.

I know how much this meant to you.

It's okay. I... I'm happy you tried.

I bet you dollars to donuts there's a llama fan

somewhere in this place.

[llama grunts]

Let me ask you this.

I know Katie was going to the Santa thing

but why was Clark dressed as an elf?

Well... Santa and Mrs. Claus are no longer a thing.

I beg your pardon?

He broke up with her.

And you know, I think she could really use your support.

Would you support me for a second with Dasher?

I'll be right back. - Okay.

[llama grunts]

If you want someone to kick his butt just say the word.

I'll call Laurie.

You know, it's not fun flying solo all around the world.

But hey, some people are doomed to do just that.

There's Mrs. Claus?

Santa dumped Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.

I knew I was right when I told you no.

[llama grunts]

The kids got caught sneaking candy.

Borrowing. It's all been paid for.

Yeah, well maybe if you gave Willow

a little sugar every once in a while

she wouldn't have such sticky fingers.

Oh, don't pin this on Willow. It was a group effort.

Look, I know. I know.

It may appear as though we lost the battle.

This cannot be happening again.

No one's getting arrested.

It's everything, Chuck. It's the feud.

The lack of power.

The crashing of the bucket lifter.

And the reindeer.

I just wanted one Christmas without all the drama.

Just one Christmas where we just love each other.

Because this may very well be my last.

[thunder rumbling]

- Whoa. Uh... - What?

- Wait, what? - What?

- What? What? - What are you talking about?

No.

- Mom. - Mom!

Mom, what do you mean by that?

[thunder rumbles]

[clears throat]

Okay. Here's what happened.

I went in for a routine exam and the doctor saw something

she didn't like the looks of.

Some kind of growth.

She ordered a biopsy which I did on the 20th

and I was hoping to have the results by now

but I missed the call.

And then they closed for the holidays, so...

I still don't know.

[thunder rumbles]

♪ Oh... Oh.... Oh... ♪

So you don't actually know

if this will be your last Christmas or not.

Don't invalidate her feelings, Clark.

No, I'm just saying it could be good news.

They usually call with bad news.

Wally, she just said they called.

No, no. I'm saying they'd keep calling.

But with good news they're like, pff, what's the rush?

That's your take?

That the answer's hidden in how many times they called?

Would you listen to yourselves?

I just told you that I might be sick

and not one of you asked me how I was feeling.

You know what?

I need to go lay down for a minute.

♪ Went down the stairs hoping I would be there ♪

♪ Here I am

♪ just pick up where we left off ♪

♪ It feels like nothing has changed. ♪

♪ You and me fill this home with memories ♪

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

It was better for morale.

Listen. You know I'm not big on feelings and stuff.

But I need you to hear me.

I've never lost anyone under my command.

And I'm not about to lose you.

Am I clear?

Yes sir.

I can't hear you.

Yes sir.

[teary] One more thing.

Don't you dare give up on this family.

Not yet. Not yet.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

Here he comes, here he comes.

We have a plan, Dad.

We're gonna get that photo.

Get on board or step aside. There is no room for failure.

That's me being you, not me giving you orders.

I know, Wally. I know.

Let's do it.

♪

Okay. You look so handsome.

Thanks Aunt Rebecca.

If you ever need legal advice, it's on the house.

Bye Mom.

Okay. I got a bottle of the good stuff.

The French Grand Cru.

If this doesn't go down, I do not know what will.

[gags]

Seriously?

I don't know what's happening to me.

I haven't had this kind of reaction since...

Ugh.

Since you were pregnant.

That's impossible.

As in, not possible.

No, I mean there's plenty of possibilities.

Then it's not impossible.

[laughing]

Don't tell anyone, not ‘til we know for sure.

I won't. But just to be sure...

[gags]

Oh God.

I really love this.

Yeah, I bet you do. Okay.

[laughing]

[thunder rumbles]

So this is your solution to our whole power supply issue, huh?

Yeah. Got a 48-volt battery source

connected to our inverter.

Synchronized to the grid

to run our 120- 240 volt system.

This will power all of our loads for a total output

of 14 kilowatts.

The whole house?

With everything on.

Christmas lights?

[laughs]

Uh, yeah. Christmas lights too if you want ‘em.

Maybe a scaled down version this year

so as not to annoy the neighbors quite so much.

Well that would be less taxing all round.

[switch clanks]

[machine hums]

[laughing]

Holy cow! I gotta say, that's... that's really impressive, son.

Thanks. Oh, wait.

We, uh... we still doing that thing?

What thing?

Compliments as insults.

No. No, this is real.

I'm proud of you.

[thunder rumbles]

And I'm not ashamed to say that the best man won.

[thunder rumbles]

We, uh... we gotta hook this up outside, don't we?

Yeah.

Lickety split, let's go.

[thunder rumbles]

You, uh... you sure you can use both?

Positive.

Okay, we are good to go. You wanna do the honors?

How about we do it together?

Here we go.

My love. Come down for the family photo.

♪

[whistles]

Beauty alert. You look unbelievable.

Oh, give me some sugar. Come here.

[laughs]

Wow.

Thank you for all of this.

I don't know if you've noticed but, uh,

despite the fact that I do have power I have refrained

from turning on my Christmas lights.

I have noticed. How are you gonna win the war?

Oh, honey.

This is winning the war.

Oh.

Okay, wait. I just wanna do one thing before we start.

We don't need this contract anymore.

Thatta girl!

[cheering]

You know, I know that we all express our feelings differently

than most people but there is so much love in this family.

And I see that more clearly than ever before.

And that's gonna get me through any news I might get

and that is the best Christmas present I could ever have, so.

[crying]

That's it.

If you wouldn't mind, we have a spot here for you.

Okay.

Mom. You made me mess up my makeup.

Me too. Okay, here we go.

And... smile.

[camera beeping]

- In three... two... - [electricity booms]

Now that was not my fault.

Oh, come on.

[camera shutter snaps]

♪

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