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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,147 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,393 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 3 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:56,185 PAXTON: I heard Magnum condoms are basically 4 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,318 the same size as regular condoms. 5 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,059 BARNES: Mmm-mmm. 6 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,669 PAXTON: Which makes you think, like, 7 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,193 what else do we believe just because of marketing? 8 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,325 Like, if you grew up being told 9 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:06,978 the Book of Mormon is fake, 10 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,850 you'd probably believe it was fake 'cause 11 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,852 that's what you were told. 12 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,593 BARNES: No, Magnums are huge. 13 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:16,771 My sister said her ex-husband had a scary big peen, 14 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:20,383 like, frighteningly big, and they had to wear Magnums. 15 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,211 PAXTON: [SIGHS] Sounds made up. 16 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,344 - BARNES: Elephant trunk. - [CROW CAWING] 17 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:27,174 [CLICKS TONGUE] Yup. That's what she would call it. 18 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,741 [PAXTON EXHALES] 19 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:32,091 PAXTON: I was watching this video, 20 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,701 I'm not sure where I saw it. 21 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:36,443 It was these two people having intercourse, 22 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,880 um, sexual intercourse, 23 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,882 sex, and, uh, and a cameraman filming them. 24 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:44,103 Like an amateur porno... nography type thing? 25 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,671 Um, and the girl in the video was moaning loudly, 26 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,239 as in typical, I assume, in that kind of video. 27 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,327 Just screaming. 28 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,850 And then, all of a sudden, 29 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,114 off camera, in the hallway, 30 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,854 you hear this lady yell, through the wall, 31 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,422 "We can hear you!" 32 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:02,252 And the couple stop sex-ing. 33 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:09,345 And the look of embarrassment and horror on their faces 34 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,435 was so painful. 35 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:15,221 And the porno-girl who's, like, 36 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:18,833 taking it from behind-ish, says something defiant, like, 37 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,965 "Good!" under her breath, 38 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,880 but you can literally see her soul 39 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,709 being sucked out of her body, right then and there. 40 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,798 All of her dignity gone, 41 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:30,801 as if realizing for the first time, like, 42 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,195 "Wow, this is my life, 43 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:36,156 "I'm f-ing a stranger on camera for money." 44 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,246 And I just thought, 45 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,684 "Like, wow, that is really poignant." 46 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,515 Because, like, in that moment, 47 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,909 I was like, "Yeah." 48 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,520 God's real. 49 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,174 We have souls. 50 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,915 It's divine confirmation. 51 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,746 Do you watch a lot of... 52 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,748 - No! I do not! No. - [CHUCKLES] 53 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,489 - I do not watch porno-ography. - Okay, okay. 54 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:07,664 No. 55 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,101 - It's okay. - No! I said no! 56 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,755 - I'm not! - Mmm-hmm. I know. 57 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,346 - Not a pornography watcher. - Okay. Okay. [LAUGHING] 58 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,416 Oh, I hope this goes well. [SIGHS] 59 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,157 I know it's not a competition, 60 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,898 but I haven't baptized a single investigator 61 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,421 on my mission yet. [SNIFFS] 62 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,293 It's okay, I've only converted, 63 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,731 - like, eight or nine people. - Eight or nine? 64 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,777 Balls. 65 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,312 Anyway, what do you think about what I was saying? 66 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,743 The porno thing? 67 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,266 Like... 68 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,557 How has God shown you that the church is true? 69 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,490 I don't know. I guess I haven't really... 70 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,241 I haven't really thought about it. 71 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,885 But you know it's true. 72 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,281 [EERIE MUSIC PLAYING] 73 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,284 PAXTON: If ye receive no witness 74 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,243 until after the trial of your faith... 75 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,941 - If ye receive no witness... - [PANTING] 76 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,595 BARNES: Who do we have... 77 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,292 after this couple again? 78 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,816 PAXTON: I think we have the bald guy we met at Costco. 79 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,731 BARNES: Okay. Oh, yeah. 80 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:17,212 PAXTON: Okay, for every flight of stairs... 81 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,258 BARNES: Yeah? PAXTON: our husband 82 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,608 - gets five times hotter. - [BARNES LAUGHS] 83 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,697 Hi, good afternoon, ma'am. My name is Sister Barnes, 84 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,307 and this is my companion, Sister Paxton. 85 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,091 Are you interested in learning 86 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,529 about our savior, Jesus Christ? 87 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,618 [SIGHS WEARILY] Okay. 88 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,359 - Hi! - Good afternoon. 89 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,360 - Hi, are you interest... - My name is, uh, 90 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,927 Sister Barnes, and... 91 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:38,407 PAXTON: You ever feel like when you sing, 92 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,627 it's, like, too high or too low? 93 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,716 BARNES: I don't really like to sing. 94 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,413 PAXTON: I think you have a beautiful voice. 95 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,110 I know I don't have a beautiful voice, but... 96 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,198 BARNES: No, you do. You do. 97 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,548 PAXTON: I enjoy it. 98 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,550 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 99 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,640 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 100 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,600 Oh, my gosh. I already love these girls. 101 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:58,340 SORORITY GIRL: Hey... 102 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,646 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 103 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:01,217 - [CAR HONKS] - [GIRLS SCREAM] 104 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:02,911 SORORITY GIRL: Sorry! 105 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,782 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 106 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,784 Sorry! Can we get a pic? 107 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,438 Oh, of course! 108 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,571 Uh, here. 109 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,268 - Is it true? - Is what true? 110 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,792 - Do you wear magic underwear? - What? 111 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,359 - [PAXTON GASPS] - [CAR HONKS] 112 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,621 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 113 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,842 Oh, my gosh! Come on, let's go. 114 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:23,887 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 115 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,585 [BICYCLE SPOKES CLACKING] 116 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,195 - [WIND WHISTLING] - [PAXTON SOBBING] 117 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,502 [SNIFFLES] 118 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,157 [EXHALES] 119 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,034 This is it. 120 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,219 [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 121 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,970 PAXTON: People think we're weird. 122 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,398 What do you mean? 123 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,706 I don't know. That South Park musical 124 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,751 kind of makes fun of us. 125 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,144 I listened to some of the songs, 126 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,493 and they're actually pretty funny. 127 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,496 [LOCK CLICKS] 128 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,673 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 129 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,374 Anyway, who... who cares what people think? 130 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,248 You're awesome. 131 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,120 Thanks. 132 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,994 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 133 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,128 [RAIN PATTERING] 134 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,567 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 135 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,488 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 136 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,931 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 137 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,629 PAXTON: [WHISPERING] Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi. 138 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,284 Hello, I'm Sister Paxton. This is my companion, 139 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,417 Sister Barnes. 140 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,287 God chooses prophets, 141 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,202 - such as Adam, - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 142 00:07:00,203 --> 00:07:01,855 Noah, Abraham and Moses. 143 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,566 The prophets teach about God and receive revelation. 144 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:08,515 All right. 145 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,430 Let's get you a baptism. 146 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,257 [CHUCKLES] 147 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,438 Okay. 148 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,704 [THUD] 149 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,969 [FLOORBOARD CREAKING] 150 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,929 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 151 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,323 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 152 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,456 [LOCK CLICKS] 153 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,503 Ah! 154 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,286 Good afternoon. 155 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,810 - Hi. [CHUCKLES] - Good afternoon. 156 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,681 - Hi. - Good afternoon. 157 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:48,249 I'm Sister Paxton, and this is my companion, Sister Barnes. 158 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,120 Um, are you Mr. Reed? 159 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,165 I am. Hello to you. 160 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,340 - Hello. Wait. - Hi. 161 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,428 You are Paxton, you are Barnes. 162 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,777 - Barnes? - Um, no. I'm... 163 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:55,996 - Paxton, Barnes. - Barnes, yes. 164 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,693 - Paxton, Barnes. - BARNES: Yeah. 165 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,869 Mr. Reed, it's so nice to meet you, finally. 166 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:02,132 We were just in the area, and we wanted to stop by 167 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,960 because you mentioned you might be interested 168 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,658 in learning more about the Church of Jesus Christ 169 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,095 of Latter-day Saints? 170 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,097 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 171 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,099 [PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE] 172 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,494 Mr. Reed, we would like to give you this booklet, 173 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,452 as it will help you understand the restoration. 174 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,280 I... I actually have one already, 175 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,238 but, um, you can never have too many. 176 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,762 It... it tells you all the ways 177 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,242 the Heavenly Father can reveal His gospel. 178 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,679 - As a part of His plan... - Thank you. 179 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,158 God chooses prophets, 180 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,552 such as Adam, Noah, Abraham and Moses. 181 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,511 - Uh, prophets... - Yeah, well, talking of Noah... 182 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,947 [CHUCKLING] ...it is very, very wet. 183 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,949 Teach about God and receive revelation, 184 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,560 and they interpret the word of God, and preach 185 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,344 the gospel to the world, and because of Apostasy... 186 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,694 Would you like to come inside? 187 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,347 People lose knowledge of the gospel. 188 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,758 Do you have a girl roommate? [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 189 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,351 A girl, who? 190 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,092 BARNES: A... a roommate? 191 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,007 We can't come inside unless another woman is present 192 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,705 but, um, we can, uh, stay out here 193 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,315 in the doorway, if that's fine with you? 194 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,795 It's just for safety. We don't mind the rain. 195 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,797 Well, my wife is home. Does that count? 196 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,363 - Yeah! - Perfect. 197 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,148 When you said "roommate," I panicked. I... 198 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,976 I haven't had a roommate since, uh... 199 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,195 Anyway, I... I have a soulmate and that is good enough? 200 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,675 - Yes! - That's great! 201 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,937 We'd love to come in and meet your wife. 202 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,504 Then come on in! Great! 203 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,984 - Do you like pie? - Yeah! 204 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,735 MR. REED: My wife has pie in the oven. 205 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,728 I've gained so much weight on my mission. 206 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,773 People are always feeding us treats. 207 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,514 We never seem to turn them down. [CHUCKLES] 208 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,560 Well, my wife loves to bake. 209 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,996 [PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE] 210 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,693 - May I take your coats? - BARNES: Oh, yes. 211 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,174 [SIGHS] I really love pie. I'm super excited. 212 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,002 My grandma used to make the best pie. 213 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,743 Okay, well, you and my wife are gonna get on very well. 214 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,309 - Great. - Oh, one thing, 215 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,615 the walls and ceilings have metal in them. 216 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,225 - I hope that's okay. - We don't mind. 217 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,575 Good! 218 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,534 Well, I will go and check on the snacks. 219 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,622 Make yourselves at home. 220 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,798 Thank you. 221 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,065 [DOOR CREAKING] 222 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,246 [CLOCK TICKING] 223 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:00,730 [VELCRO TEARS] 224 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,559 [GLASS CASE SHUTS] 225 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,784 [SOFT CHUCKLE] 226 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,917 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 227 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,405 [CLOCK TICKING] 228 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,289 [RAIN PATTERING] 229 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,510 [WINGS FLUTTERING] 230 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,646 - [GLASS CLINKING] - [WINGS FLUTTERING] 231 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,781 [FLOOR CREAKS] 232 00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:56,785 - [THUD] - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 233 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,049 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 234 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,358 [SIGHS] 235 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,707 [ICE CUBES CLINKING IN GLASSES] 236 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,622 MR. REED: My wife is being shy. 237 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,014 [PAXTON CHUCKLES] 238 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,625 But the pie, the pie is nigh. 239 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,148 [LAUGHING] 240 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,759 She'll have to be in the room with us too. 241 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,586 Yes, of course! Of course, right. I understand. 242 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,806 Please take a seat, take a seat, take a seat. 243 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,634 Couple of colas. Help... help yourself. 244 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,685 I think... 245 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:25,161 it is good to be religious. 246 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,076 Well, our work here is done. 247 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,905 [CHUCKLES] No. I just want you to know that before we start. 248 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,559 Yeah, I think that we would consider 249 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,909 that refreshing to hear. 250 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,650 Well, sometimes, it feels like 251 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,958 maybe religion isn't at the center of culture anymore. 252 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,046 Well, it's fading, isn't it? 253 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,005 Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm. 254 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,878 Okay, are you ready to hear about 255 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,749 our Heavenly Father's plan for you? 256 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,577 I am! Wait. 257 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,231 Where are you both from? 258 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,363 Me? Ogden, Utah. 259 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,017 One of eight daughters. I know, 260 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,932 - it's as bad as it sounds. - [ALL CHUCKLE] 261 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,629 And Sister Barnes is from Salt Lake City. 262 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,327 Uh, Philadelphia, originally. 263 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,807 MR. REED: Ah. 264 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,025 And you're both raised in the church, yeah? 265 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,200 Born and raised. 266 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,986 My mother was a convert, so, um, 267 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,509 when my dad passed away, 268 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,640 we auditioned a few different churches, 269 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,120 just to see what was out there 270 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,426 and see if we still believed in it. 271 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,644 MR. REED: I know that feeling. 272 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,037 I know that feeling very well. 273 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,822 It's so important to find your faith 274 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,824 in a doctrine you actually believe, 275 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,651 and that's a very, very personal struggle. 276 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,697 That is a personal challenge that I have struggled with 277 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,178 for a very, very long time. 278 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,049 You know, 279 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:30,097 what is the one, true religion? [CHUCKLES] 280 00:12:31,648 --> 00:12:36,406 PAXTON: It's funny, Sister Hall was telling us 281 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,626 that we should 282 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:42,064 prioritize other investigators. [CHUCKLES] 283 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,587 - Oh. [LAUGHS] - Oh, but no! I... 284 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,719 - [BARNES LAUGHING] - I'm just saying 285 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,373 that I could tell that you 286 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:50,072 are a very spiritually curious person, 287 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,987 just like Joseph Smith. 288 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,468 You know, Joseph investigated many different denominations, 289 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:57,732 Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholicism. 290 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,168 And none of them quite fit, 291 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,910 which is why Joseph founded our church. 292 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,086 BARNES: Mm-hmm. 293 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,567 As I understand it, stop me when I go wrong, 294 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:11,615 he was visited in the night by an angel called Morony. 295 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,182 PAXTON: Moroni. BARNES: Moroni. Yeah. 296 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:16,142 Moroni, who showed him where he could locate 297 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:19,014 some golden plates near his home. 298 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:22,626 His mysterious translation of those plates 299 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,325 form the basis of this. 300 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,630 - [LOUD THUD] - [PAXTON AND BARNES LAUGH] 301 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,893 PAXTON: Wow! 302 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,156 No, you read more than we do! 303 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,635 - [MR. REED CHUCKLES] - No, seriously, 304 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:34,290 we should be more like you, Mr. Reed! 305 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,162 [CHUCKLES] Mr. "Read." 306 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,380 [LAUGHING] 307 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,034 The pie smells amazing. 308 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,557 And now that you've been studying The Book of Mormon, 309 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,124 how does it make you feel? 310 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,778 Can you guess what kind of pie she's making? 311 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,519 [INHALES DEEPLY] 312 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,651 Is it... 313 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,522 blueberry pie? 314 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,871 MR. REED: It is blueberry pie! 315 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,046 - PAXTON: Yes! I knew it! - [CHUCKLES] 316 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,526 - My favorite! - [ALL CHUCKLING] 317 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,833 Going back, can I ask 318 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,705 how did your father pass away? 319 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,883 - Um... - MR. REED: I'm sorry. 320 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,971 - I shouldn't... - Lou Gehrig's disease. 321 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,538 Blueberry disease? 322 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,714 [CHUCKLING] Okay, that's... 323 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,848 That's... that's wonderful, blueberry disease. 324 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,371 Who wouldn't want that? Yeah. 325 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,546 PAXTON: Uh... 326 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,288 Lou Gehrig's disease. 327 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,856 - Gehrig's. - [GASPS] 328 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,294 Oh, that's... that's awful. 329 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,296 I'm so sorry. I... I... I misheard. 330 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,820 That is a malicious affliction. 331 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,213 I... I thought you were making a joke 332 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,128 about the pie. I'm sorry. 333 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,260 Yeah. 334 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,481 [INHALES SHARPLY] 335 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,049 Have you seen any signs of your father since he passed? 336 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,835 Has he tried to communicate from the other side? 337 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,794 Mmm, no. 338 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,101 Strange. 339 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:54,899 Well, I'm... 340 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,700 I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry about the... 341 00:14:57,701 --> 00:15:00,159 - blueberry mix-up. - [BARNES CHUCKLES] 342 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,596 It's okay. [CHUCKLES] 343 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,734 When I die, I want to come back as a butterfly, 344 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,564 just to follow around the people I love. 345 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,351 I'll land right on their hand. 346 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:22,137 Not their arm, not their... their head, 347 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,487 right on their fingertip, so they know it's me. 348 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,880 - [RAPID TICKING] - MR. REED: Ah. 349 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,316 - BARNES: That's sweet. - [LIGHTS CLICK] 350 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,622 - [AUDIBLE VOLTAGE DROP] - [METALLIC CLANK] 351 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,537 - [INHALES SHARPLY] - PAXTON: Oh! 352 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,974 MR. REED: Apologies! That is a foible of the house. 353 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,367 [BARNES AND MR. REED CHUCKLE] 354 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,118 I'm sorry. It does that. It does that. 355 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,240 Um, well... 356 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,981 Ladies, I can't see you now. 357 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,331 - Um, I think it is time. - Hmm. 358 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,985 BARNES: Time for what? 359 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,465 Time for pie! 360 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,814 [SHOUTS] Pie! 361 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,250 - [MR. REED LAUGHING] - PAXTON: Woohoo! 362 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,556 MR. REED: And, uh, time for enlightenment. 363 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,644 - [MR. REED CLAPS] - BARNES: Oh? 364 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,341 [PAXTON LAUGHS] 365 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,864 MR. REED: I'm sorry, I should have offered you water. 366 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,475 The word of wisdom forbids 367 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,259 caffeine and alcohol, doesn't it? 368 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,740 Well, it doesn't, uh, specifically mention soda. 369 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,872 Sure, it may be healthier to avoid caffeinated drinks, 370 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,222 but we're just not thirsty. 371 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,273 MR. REED: Aha. 372 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,706 How do you feel about awkward questions? 373 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,881 The meme? 374 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,319 Heh, no. I want to ask an awkward, uh, 375 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,409 an icky question, 376 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,889 an insensitive question that I think 377 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,067 will add depth to our conversation 378 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,764 very quickly before the sun goes down 379 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,244 and we're done for the evening. 380 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,202 But only if you're comfortable with that. 381 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,030 BARNES: Well, we won't know if we're comfortable 382 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,640 - until you ask, so... - Fair point. 383 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,990 BARNES: Maybe you just ask? 384 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,208 Okay. [CLICKS TONGUE] 385 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,993 If you don't ask, 386 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,213 I'm gonna leave here wondering what we missed out on. 387 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,348 Very well. My question is this. Um... 388 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,523 [SIGHS] 389 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,264 Now I feel it's been built up to. Uh... 390 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,787 [PAXTON CHUCKLES] 391 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,484 Should I request a drum roll? 392 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,833 I'm going to request a drum roll. 393 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,748 A drum roll please, ladies! 394 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,142 - [PAXTON HUMS] - [MR. REED LAUGHS] 395 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,404 MR. REED: Keep going! Keep going! Keep going! 396 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,667 More! More! More! 397 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,017 [PAXTON LAUGHING] 398 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,148 Now, I... I... I... my question is, 399 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,709 how do you feel about polygamy? 400 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,618 How do you... how do you feel about the concept of 401 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,029 a man having multiple wives? 402 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,164 I mean, it's... it's not for me, um... 403 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,516 BARNES: Are you asking from a biblical perspective? 404 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:22,083 MR. REED: Uh, Mormonism has a controversial history 405 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,302 with the misogynist practice 406 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,086 of men claiming multiple wives. 407 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,655 But I am fascinated by the idea of Modern Revelation, 408 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,700 which was used to erase this behavior 409 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,224 from the church in 1890. 410 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,182 I just think that's worthy of conversation. 411 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,184 Yeah? Uh... 412 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,577 And what I mean by that 413 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,405 is that we're discussing a church that 414 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,146 decided that a controversial practice 415 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,844 was a stain on its reputation, and an actual hindrance 416 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,282 to recruiting new members, and so it used revelation, 417 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,197 word of God told unto the prophet 418 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,808 to banish a provocative religious pillar 419 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,099 that seemed unsavory in contemporary times. 420 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,509 Yeah, I know that, um, 421 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,468 it may be difficult to understand, um, 422 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,645 but, uh, polygamy was a spiritual mission 423 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,647 needed at the time in order 424 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,171 to grow the ranks of our membership 425 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,738 in the wake of much hardship and bloodshed. 426 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,524 Um... a man having plural wives 427 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:15,268 meant more... more babies to help the community grow. 428 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,966 Hmm. 429 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,794 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 430 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,144 It's, yeah, it's sketch for sure, 431 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,711 - to our modern brains. - BARNES: And it was... 432 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,365 it was removed from the church not just because 433 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,018 it was grotesque or controversial, 434 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,805 but just because it wasn't necessary anymore. 435 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,375 You see, I worry, and... 436 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,552 forgive my loud language, 437 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,336 uh, [CHUCKLES] 438 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,686 I worry that Joseph Smith used the concept of polygamy 439 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,299 to legitimize his affairs with other women. 440 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,388 I worry that Joseph's wife, Emma Smith, 441 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,607 was upset when he slept with Fanny Alger, 442 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,307 their sixteen-year-old maid. 443 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,178 I worry that he formulated a plan 444 00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,268 to use revelation for consequence-free sex 445 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,270 in the aftermath of that indiscretion 446 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,577 and others like it. 447 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,886 You know, "With great power comes great responsibility." 448 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,932 Spiderman. 449 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,715 Voltaire. 450 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,630 Right. 451 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,545 MR. REED: I guess what I would pose to the room is my concern 452 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,853 that polygamy has no spiritual bearing whatsoever. 453 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:23,378 That is somewhat of a distortion, I think... 454 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,859 The church's own history corroborates 455 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,122 and implies this... [BREATHES DEEPLY] 456 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,603 cynical brainwashing tactic. 457 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,778 Is that true? 458 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,388 I... I... I'm sorry, 459 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,608 I... I'm not sure where you're getting this. 460 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:39,177 If revelation by God is filtered through man 461 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,702 and man is flawed and man sins and man lies, 462 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,879 then how do we know any of it's true? 463 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,360 We know it's true because of how it makes us feel. 464 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,884 Bingo! [CHUCKLES] That's exactly right! 465 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,799 That's exactly right. Couldn't agree more. 466 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,456 It's our personal relationship with God which matters. 467 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,284 Let us talk with our bishop 468 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,851 about some of the points you're raising. Um... 469 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,022 Question. What's your favorite fast food? 470 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,116 I try not to eat it. 471 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,167 None of us do, but go on, we've all got one. 472 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,469 BARNES: Um... 473 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,036 Okay. Burger King is better than Carl's Junior... 474 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,386 What's Carl's Junior? 475 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,952 Hardee's on the East Coast. 476 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,737 Burger King is better than Hardee's 477 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,825 which is better than Rally's... 478 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,348 - Rally's? - Checkers. 479 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,958 - [MR. REED CHUCKLES] - Burger King is better 480 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,873 than Hardee's, which is better than Checkers, 481 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,048 which is better than Wendy's, which is better than In-N-Out, 482 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,398 which is better than McDonalds, 483 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,529 which is better than Jack in the Box, 484 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,052 which is better than nothing. 485 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,489 Jack in the Box serves breakfast all day. 486 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,447 - I love breakfast! - [MR. REED CHUCKLES] 487 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:32,578 What about Taco Bell? 488 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,970 We don't talk about Taco Bell. 489 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,581 Why don't we talk about Taco Bell? 490 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,539 We'd have to talk about Taco Bell to talk about... 491 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,541 [CHUCKLES] why we don't talk about Taco Bell. 492 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,196 All right, so... so Burger King is number one. 493 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,763 - I think it's trash. - Oh. 494 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,591 MR. REED: Right. Not Jack in the Box. 495 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,766 I vote Wendy's. 496 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,854 I could support. 497 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,943 Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah. 498 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,694 Do you know? I've never had a Wendy. 499 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,513 [CHUCKLES] That came out wrong. 500 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,384 - [BARNES AND PAXTON CHUCKLE] - It's okay. 501 00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,258 MR. REED: So when I started studying theology, 502 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,303 the last thing I wanted to do was find... 503 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,914 the Wendy's of religions. 504 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,308 I was just writing a research paper 505 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,658 for a college class, and I was content with dabbling. 506 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,879 So, some McNuggets here, BK Whopper over there, 507 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,708 whatever fit the mood. [INHALES DEEPLY] 508 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,103 As I studied the genres, McD, BK, In-N-Out, 509 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:24,325 i.e., Mormonism, Scientology, Islam, Buddhism, 510 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,762 as I got closer to God 511 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,158 through genre and rigorous study, 512 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,291 as I worked on my personal relationship 513 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,207 with Heavenly Father, and I think strengthened it, 514 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,906 do you know what I found? 515 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,997 The more you know, the less you know. 516 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,041 [CANDLE SIZZLING OUT] 517 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,608 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 518 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,263 And by the time I was 50, I was malnourished 519 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,614 from the fast food of religion I'd been packing into my brain 520 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,138 for the best part of a decade. 521 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:58,620 Every sect, cult, creed, denomination 522 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,014 all claimed to be the one, true doctrine, 523 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,323 and yet none seemed true when held under the microscope. 524 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,240 So I wondered what else was out there. 525 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,069 I promise you, 526 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,811 the last thing I wanted to do 527 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814 was find the one true religion. 528 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,645 But unfortunately, I did. 529 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,740 [UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 530 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,484 Can we meet your wife? 531 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,964 Please? 532 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,532 MR. REED: Of course, yes! [CHUCKLES] 533 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,709 She just has to be present, and we want 534 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,581 - to meet her as well. - BARNES: Yeah. 535 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,105 Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask. 536 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,374 [TIMER WINDING] 537 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,464 [DOOR CREAKS] 538 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,380 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 539 00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,255 [DOOR OPENS] 540 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,909 [LIGHT BUZZING] 541 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,519 [CLOCK TICKING] 542 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,827 PAXTON: Sister Barnes, I don't... I don't know. 543 00:23:14,052 --> 00:23:16,916 Yeah, I don't want to spook him, 544 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,397 but we should wrap this. 545 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747 Any messages? 546 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,837 - Nothing. - [EXHALES] 547 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,230 Okay. Um... 548 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,364 let's just politely wrap this and head back. 549 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,800 PAXTON: Just the highlights... 550 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,890 [CRACKLING] 551 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,897 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 552 00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,078 [SCRAPING] 553 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,653 [GASPS] 554 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,789 [CLOCK TICKING] 555 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,829 - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] - [CLOCK TICKING INTENSIFIES] 556 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,536 - [DOOR OPENS] - [MUSIC AND TICKING STOPS] 557 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,712 MR. REED: And she is finally ready. 558 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,496 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 559 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064 [CHUCKLES] Sorry about that. 560 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,329 [EXHALES] Come on through. She's eager to... meet you. 561 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,462 There we are. 562 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,029 - This way. - Okay. 563 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,163 [GLASSES CLINKING] 564 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,083 One moment, Mr. Reed. Uh, we're just getting a call 565 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,737 from the Relief Society president. 566 00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,216 - We'll be right there. - Oh, do you need a minute? 567 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,740 Hi. 568 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,481 - This is Sister Barnes. Um... - I'll wait. 569 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,569 - I'll wait on the other side. - Yeah. Just one moment. 570 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745 - Thank you. - Yeah. 571 00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,144 [DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS] 572 00:24:55,397 --> 00:24:59,453 - [SOFTLY] Should we leave? - [SOFTLY] Now? 573 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,847 - [SOFTLY] Yeah? - [SOFTLY] Yes? Yes. 574 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,413 [EXHALES] 575 00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,644 - [FLOOR CREAKING] - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 576 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,249 [TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 577 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425 What is it? 578 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,426 Our bikes. 579 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,477 Yeah? 580 00:25:17,478 --> 00:25:19,255 They're locked outside. 581 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,344 So what? 582 00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,390 He has our coats. 583 00:25:22,391 --> 00:25:25,784 The key to the bike lock is in my coat pocket. 584 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,350 So we need our coats. 585 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,401 Yeah. 586 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,441 - We do. - I don't know, do we? 587 00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:32,704 Walk back without coats and bikes? 588 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,054 What is that, two miles? 589 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,838 No, I think it's four. 590 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,318 It's a little over the top, but I... 591 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,102 I'm fine. I'm fine to walk, yeah? 592 00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,410 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 593 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,456 - It's stuck. - Unlock it. 594 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,067 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 595 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,765 [WHISPERS] There's no... lock. 596 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,375 BARNES: [WHISPERING] What? Pull harder. 597 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,986 Here. Here. 598 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,249 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 599 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,337 BARNES: All right. 600 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,208 [RATTLING] 601 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,993 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 602 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,387 [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY] 603 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,172 [BARNES GRUNTING] 604 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,782 - [CREAKING] - [DOOR CLOSES] 605 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,002 - [SHUSHES] - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 606 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,830 [DISTANT FOOTSTEPS] 607 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,310 [PAXTON SHUDDERS] 608 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:21,165 BARNES: [WHISPERING] Is he still there? 609 00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,450 PAXTON: [WHISPERING] Didn't we hear him leave? 610 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,670 BARNES: Are you sure? 611 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,846 Should we ask him for help? 612 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,065 No. 613 00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:32,155 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 614 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,809 Can you fit through this? 615 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,332 - PAXTON: You crazy? - [SIGHS] 616 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,725 [WIND BLOWING] 617 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641 Um, we should try Sister Hall, okay? 618 00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,863 Or Elder Kennedy, just so they know where we are. 619 00:26:43,864 --> 00:26:45,777 - [BARNES SIGHS HEAVILY] - [PHONE BEEPS] 620 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,126 [LINE RINGING] 621 00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,357 - [WIND GUSTING] - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 622 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,266 [LINE BEEPING] 623 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,182 [SIGHS] It's not going through. 624 00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,620 It's the storm. Keep trying, okay? 625 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,969 [PHONE BEEPS] 626 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,667 - [BREATH TREMBLES] - [LINE RINGING] 627 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,757 - [DOORKNOB RATTLING] - [GRUNTS] 628 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,541 [PANTING] 629 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,979 [DOOR CREAKING] 630 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:19,680 [WIND GUSTING] 631 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,247 - [DOORKNOB RATTLES] - [PANTING] 632 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,598 - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] - [BREATH TREMBLING] 633 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,081 [EXHALES] 634 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170 Okay. 635 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,652 We ask for help, hmm? 636 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,437 It'll be fine. 637 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,658 [OMINOUS CREAKING] 638 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,139 [RAPID TICKING] 639 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,359 - [LIGHTS CLICK] - [GASPS] 640 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,366 [FOOTSTEPS] 641 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,497 [TIMER WINDING] 642 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,586 [CRANKING] 643 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,637 [FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY] 644 00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,684 [BREATH TREMBLING] 645 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,480 [FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY] 646 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,613 [FLOOR CREAKING] 647 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,486 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 648 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,621 PAXTON: Mr. Reed? 649 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,946 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 650 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,126 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 651 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,303 [SIGHS, CHUCKLES] 652 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:09,050 [DOOR LOCK CLICKS] 653 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:12,001 [JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S CAUGHT IN THE RAIN PLAYING] 654 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,274 [DOOR CREAKS] 655 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,640 And there they are! Welcome. 656 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,165 Mr. Reed, you have been too generous with your time. 657 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,950 Sister Paxton and I were just saying 658 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,647 what a pleasure it's been. 659 00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,171 Um, but we just got off the phone with Sister Hall, 660 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,652 and she needs us to return to the church. 661 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,943 - MR. REED: Oh! Oh, well... - Unfortunately, yeah. 662 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876 I won't keep you if you wish to leave. 663 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,792 We've been summoned back. 664 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,407 Yeah. 665 00:29:55,408 --> 00:29:57,577 Damn it! Damn it, 'cause we were just 666 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,274 getting started, weren't we? 667 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,102 You know, you had me thinking that maybe you were 668 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,801 onto something with your visit. [CHUCKLES] 669 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,761 I've been impressed, but I understand. 670 00:30:06,762 --> 00:30:09,067 Uh, yeah, your coats are here, 671 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,503 hanging on the back of the pew. 672 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,852 Excuse me one moment. 673 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,898 Yeah. 674 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:16,849 [JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S CAUGHT IN THE RAIN PLAYING] 675 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:28,217 [THUD] 676 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,570 [WATER SPLASHING] 677 00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,845 [MOUTHING] Key. 678 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,255 So... so we just, uh, need your help 679 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,648 with the door. Um... 680 00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,519 It's... it's a little tricky. 681 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,217 I'm sorry? 682 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,688 PAXTON: I think your door is a bit stuck out there. 683 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,004 The door won't open. 684 00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,571 PAXTON: The front door. 685 00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,502 Yeah, the front door won't open again. 686 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,923 It opened when we came in. 687 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,707 - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] - MR. REED: Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 688 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,666 Maybe if you unlock it, it will open? 689 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,711 No, no, I... I... I understand what you're asking me, 690 00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888 but, uh, 691 00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,020 the deadbolts are on a timer. 692 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,414 I got carried away with our conversation, 693 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,285 I didn't realize the brace had been set. 694 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,331 I should have pulled the pin when you came in, 695 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,899 but I forgot. So if you are now 696 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,944 regrettably ready to leave, 697 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:46,355 you'll have to exit through the back of my house. 698 00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,471 Uh, where? 699 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,778 Just through here. 700 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,782 Well, can you just unlock the front one, please? 701 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,915 We would like to go that way. 702 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,960 Just so we don't get turned around 703 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,354 and confused when we get outside. 704 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:05,488 Yeah, it won't open again 'til morning. 705 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,623 [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 706 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,059 Please, sir? 707 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,626 MR. REED: Oh, I'm sorry. 708 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,020 I promise you, it's safe to leave this way. 709 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,239 Huh? 710 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,071 It's a little unusual to have a door 711 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:27,335 that, um, locks on a timer? 712 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,468 MR. REED: Uh... 713 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,556 Yes, well, I see that. 714 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,514 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 715 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,299 And it's... 716 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,779 Well, it's a little unusual that it can't be unlocked. 717 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,477 MR. REED: No, I... I... I know. 718 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:42,089 I am self-aware enough to know how this might look. 719 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,874 Older man, two young women in his house, 720 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,529 but I assure you, you are welcome to leave 721 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,878 through... through the back. 722 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,315 You saw my house from the outside, right? 723 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:51,707 BARNES: Mm-hmm. MR. REED: Right! 724 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,013 So, you know it's a tiny footprint. 725 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,275 The back of the house is just there. 726 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,451 [INHALES] Yeah. 727 00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:01,065 Anyway, I will leave you space to make your decision freely. 728 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,197 Yeah. 729 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,904 To clarify, I am trying... 730 00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,429 have been trying very hard to make it a point 731 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,865 not to pressure you, 732 00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,519 so you shouldn't even feel the need 733 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,391 to fabricate a story about someone from your ward 734 00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:26,264 calling you to leave. It's... perfectly fine. 735 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440 Leave when you want. 736 00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:31,312 It wasn't an excuse, they do need us back. 737 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,227 No, I know, but you're saying you took a call 738 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,315 with someone from your ward. 739 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,752 Yeah, a moment ago. 740 00:33:35,753 --> 00:33:38,058 But when you came inside, I asked if you were okay 741 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,973 with the metal in the walls and ceilings. 742 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,670 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 743 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,238 What do you mean? 744 00:33:43,239 --> 00:33:46,414 I mean that the metal obstructs cell phone signals, 745 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,764 so I do know you didn't take a call. But... 746 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,897 [CHUCKLES] Just to be clear, 747 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,681 so you're comfortable, 748 00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,728 it is totally fine for you to leave on your own accord. 749 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,687 You never need to feel like you have to... [SIGHS] 750 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,342 make excuses or... or tell me little... 751 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,041 little... little white lies. 752 00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,522 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 753 00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,399 So which door takes us outside? 754 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,009 MR. REED: Pff. 755 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,011 Well... [CHUCKLES] do you have a preference? 756 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:21,101 Wh... why would I have a preference? 757 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,625 PAXTON: Should we have a preference? 758 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,237 That is a fair question. 759 00:34:25,238 --> 00:34:29,414 Not to be completely weird, but can your wife 760 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:32,199 please just step in the room, 761 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,375 say hello and walk us to the back of the house? 762 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,811 I'm not trying to be silly, 763 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,726 I promise, I'm really not, 764 00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:41,296 but there are rules we follow, and we were upfront with them. 765 00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:43,951 I will ask. 766 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,048 Can I ask you a question first? 767 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,095 [TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 768 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,620 Do you... 769 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,451 still believe that my wife is in the next room? 770 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:09,454 Despite all the evidence to the contrary, 771 00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,108 the scented candle, 772 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,112 the absence of an oven with blueberry pie? 773 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,724 Or have you been politely indulging a lie? 774 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,943 If you still believe that she's in there, I'll go ask, 775 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,163 but it's something I want you to think about 776 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,512 and maybe think about 777 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,906 in the context of your beliefs. 778 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,299 [FOOTSTEPS] 779 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,170 Do you believe in God because 780 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,738 somebody told you at an impressionable age 781 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,523 that God is real, despite having doubts 782 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,004 as you got older, despite... 783 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,137 seeing evidence to the contrary your whole lives? 784 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,964 When your father lost control of his body, 785 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,925 did you think it was God's plan to ruin his life? 786 00:35:44,926 --> 00:35:47,231 Or did you go on believing something 787 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,016 that you know is not true just to give you comfort 788 00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,670 because you were afraid of what it might mean 789 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,673 if it was all a lie? 790 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,980 I put the scented candle on the table 791 00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,982 because I wanted you to think 792 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,636 about the things that you believe 793 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,510 just because somebody asked you to believe them. 794 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,298 Can... 795 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,214 Can we use your phone? 796 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,911 Please? 797 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,001 I... I don't have a telephone. 798 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:31,275 You have a really beautiful home, Mr. Reed. 799 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,407 It's like a church in here. 800 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,728 Did you build it yourself? 801 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:36,890 My wife built it. 802 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,326 - [WATER POURING] - [CLACK] 803 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:41,416 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 804 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,292 We're gonna leave 805 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,945 through the back of your house. 806 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,033 Now, is that okay? 807 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122 MR. REED: Of course. 808 00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:55,473 BARNES: Just like you said, it's okay, 809 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:58,476 and we can leave, right? 810 00:36:58,477 --> 00:36:59,557 MR. REED: That's right. 811 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,784 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 812 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,496 [DOOR CREAKING] 813 00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:20,803 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 814 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,763 What is it? 815 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,592 [OMINOUS MUSIC RISES] 816 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:35,121 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [MUSIC FADES OUT] 817 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,603 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - Sister Barnes? 818 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,744 [DOOR CREAKING] 819 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,966 That's a basement. 820 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,099 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 821 00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,973 It doesn't look like this goes outside. 822 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,285 [WIND GUSTING] 823 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,986 [SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 824 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,302 [WIND GUSTING] 825 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,221 [TREE BRANCHES CREAKING] 826 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,050 [BUCKET RATTLING] 827 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,356 [SIGHS] 828 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,185 [WATER RUNNING] 829 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,236 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 830 00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:53,679 [WIND HOWLING] 831 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,161 I think that you can tell that we're regrettably 832 00:38:58,162 --> 00:39:01,773 uncomfortable with this situation here tonight. 833 00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:03,340 [CLICK] 834 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,125 I'm sorry, but didn't you just say a moment ago 835 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,128 that you saw the outside of my house? 836 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,999 - So then you clearly saw... - [DOOR CREAKING] 837 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,170 that the back of my house overhangs a hill, 838 00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:16,614 so you would know that you have to go down... 839 00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,485 [SHUDDERS] 840 00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,182 in order to go out. 841 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,401 [CHUCKLING] 842 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,750 [DOOR CLOSES] 843 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,404 BARNES: I think it would be best for you 844 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,015 and for all of us if you could help us 845 00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:28,627 go home because 846 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,629 the Stake President, he knows where we are. 847 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,152 And the Ward Missionaries know. 848 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:36,678 And they'll be expecting us. 849 00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:39,854 And there were witnesses, weren't there, Sister Barnes? 850 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,639 On our way here, we passed a police officer? 851 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,423 MR. REED: Whoa! The police? [CHUCKLES] I promise you, 852 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,208 you're getting way, way, way, way too worked up. 853 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,297 BARNES: Right. 854 00:39:47,298 --> 00:39:48,907 But I think that we're scared 855 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:51,779 because you lied to us earlier. 856 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,041 Do you want me to help? 857 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,088 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 858 00:39:55,089 --> 00:39:57,655 You asked me earlier if you should 859 00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,221 have a preference between the doors. 860 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,354 I think you should. I think it's something 861 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,921 you should consider very carefully, 862 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,184 and then make the right decision. 863 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,361 Do you want me to help you? 864 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,452 BARNES: Yes. 865 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,584 MR. REED: Okay. 866 00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,760 Then, please... 867 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,503 come and stand here. Both of you come. 868 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,461 Just here. 869 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,594 That's it. 870 00:40:22,595 --> 00:40:25,813 - It's a simple choice. - [DOOR CREAKING] 871 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:26,902 [DOOR CLOSES] 872 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,383 But it should not be made simply. 873 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,430 [TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 874 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,519 I need you to reflect very, very deeply 875 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,347 and then make a sincere decision. 876 00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:40,350 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 877 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,269 [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 878 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,402 Have you ever played 879 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,333 the Parker Brothers game, Monopoly? 880 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:57,802 Monopoly is currently published in 47 languages. 881 00:40:57,803 --> 00:41:01,459 They sell it in over 114 countries. 882 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,462 [STATIC] 883 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,134 [THE AIR THAT I BREATHE BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING] 884 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:24,089 ? If I could make a wish ? 885 00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:27,179 They say over a billion people have played Monopoly. 886 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,269 But I'm guessing that only a fraction of that billion 887 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,590 have actually finished it. 888 00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,882 Maybe that reminds you 889 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,405 of something else? 890 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,669 Just a thought. 891 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,586 This is what most people mean when they hear "Monopoly." 892 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,805 There's the pewter avatars. 893 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,547 Everyone has their favorite. I shall not tell you mine. 894 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,244 Meow! 895 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,725 There's the pastel money in various denominations, 896 00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,815 and, of course, the jail. 897 00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,949 Now, this next part is very important. 898 00:41:57,863 --> 00:42:01,648 Have you ever played the 1904 board game called 899 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,869 The Landlord's Game? 900 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,611 It is very nearly identical to Monopoly 901 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,787 in every fundamental way. There's the jail. 902 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,571 There's free parking. 903 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,312 There's fines and fees. There's penalties. 904 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,879 For landing on other people's properties, 905 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,794 and the ultimate goal of forming monopolies 906 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,579 to force your opponent out of the game. 907 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,974 What do games have to do with us leaving? 908 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,498 Everything. 909 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,327 The Landlord's Game was designed by 910 00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:30,242 American feminist Elizabeth Magie, 911 00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,113 almost three decades before 912 00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,420 a heater salesman from Philadelphia, 913 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,901 Sister Barnes, changed the name to Monopoly 914 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,120 and sold the concept as his own 915 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,992 to Parker Brothers in 1935. 916 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,776 This chap was called Charles Darrow, 917 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,735 went on to become the first millionaire games designer 918 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,433 in the history of the world, while poor old Elizabeth Magie 919 00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,522 died without ever being credited for the impact 920 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,785 she had on American culture. 921 00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,266 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 922 00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,747 [THE AIR THAT I BREATHE FADES OUT] 923 00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,358 I'm talking to you 924 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:00,665 about iterations. 925 00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:05,016 I need you to have a very basic understanding 926 00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:08,019 of iterating, because I'm going to make 927 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,586 a very disturbing claim tonight. 928 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,371 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 929 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,679 It will make your stomachs sink a little 930 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,029 and your hearts beat faster. 931 00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,859 It will make you sick. 932 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,469 It may even... I'm very sorry... 933 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,646 make you want to... to die. 934 00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:31,521 [FOOTSTEPS] 935 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,747 [STATIC] 936 00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:43,158 [THE AIR THAT I BREATHE BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING] 937 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,728 Have you heard this song before? 938 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,330 You just played it. 939 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,420 No, I mean before tonight. 940 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,073 PAXTON: Mmm-mmm. 941 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,640 I disagree! 942 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,729 I think you've heard it many, many times before, 943 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,688 but we will come back to that. 944 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,604 You are, are you not, monotheistic? 945 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:13,127 We believe in Heavenly Father, yes. 946 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,694 MR. REED: Okay. 947 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,479 There are three major monotheistic religions, 948 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,832 Judaism, Christianity and Islam. 949 00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,661 I call them, "The Big Three." 950 00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:27,446 Judaism, i.e. 951 00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,753 "The Original Edition." 952 00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,538 Christianity, i.e. "The Most Popular Edition," 953 00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,716 and Islam, "The Newer, 954 00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,327 "Second Most Popular Edition." 955 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,375 May I see your Book of Mormon, please? 956 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,812 I'll give it back. 957 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,075 Thank you. 958 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:51,993 And finally, after 800 years, this! 959 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,736 Mormonism, i.e. 960 00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:59,218 "The zany regional spin-off edition." 961 00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,529 These are all iterations 962 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,010 of the same source material. 963 00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:13,927 These texts share many of the same characters 964 00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,407 and histories albeit presented 965 00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:17,638 with different meanings and perspectives. 966 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,064 So no, 967 00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,196 I will not accept... [CHUCKLES] that you stand there 968 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,589 and tell me that you've never heard 969 00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,591 The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies, 970 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,987 when I know that you have heard Creep by Radiohead. 971 00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,467 Oh, yes, you have. Come on. 972 00:45:32,468 --> 00:45:34,774 [SINGING] ? But I'm a creep! ? 973 00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,080 Yeah? 974 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,559 ? I'm a weirdo ? 975 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,996 [LAUGHING] 976 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:41,607 Okay! "What the hell am I doing here?" 977 00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,261 [MR. REED LAUGHING] 978 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,828 I know these are things you are thinking right now, 979 00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,655 but they're also lyrics you recognize, yes? 980 00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,527 Yes? 981 00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:51,704 The Hollies filed a plagiarism lawsuit against Radiohead, 982 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,488 which they later settled by proving 983 00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,839 that the melody and rhythm of The Air That I Breathe 984 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,449 appear in Creep. 985 00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,972 How old are you? 19 or 20? 986 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,452 - Something like that. Okay. - BARNES: Hmm. 987 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:01,975 So maybe you know Lana Del Rey, 988 00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:03,977 who remarkably was sued by Radiohead 989 00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:07,546 for plagiarizing Creep in her 2017 song 990 00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,809 Get Free. 991 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,724 Iterations. 992 00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,508 Over time. 993 00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,033 Diluting the message. 994 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,601 Obscuring the original. 995 00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:25,783 Judaism is the OG monotheistic religion. 996 00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:28,349 It should, by a wide margin, 997 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,265 have the most number of practicing members. And yet, 998 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,747 it makes up only 0.2% of the world's population. 999 00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,140 Why is that? 1000 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,359 Why is the original less popular 1001 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,796 than the iteration? 1002 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,103 Is it any less true than the others? 1003 00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:47,847 Are we talking about religion or board games or music? 1004 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,718 MR. REED: Yes. 1005 00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,374 It has the fewest members because it doesn't advertise. 1006 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,995 It doesn't have people like you, 1007 00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,943 knocking on doors, 1008 00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:58,336 selling people a better life, 1009 00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,087 a better board game, a better song. 1010 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,138 You ever think about that? 1011 00:47:02,139 --> 00:47:05,865 How missionaries are really just salespeople 1012 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,259 for an organization? 1013 00:47:07,260 --> 00:47:09,738 The product you're selling is an idea. 1014 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,044 You knock on my door and you sell, 1015 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,959 maybe I buy, maybe I don't buy. 1016 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,221 Those are the rules of engagement 1017 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,094 when I invite you into my house. 1018 00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:20,837 We are negotiating a transaction of ideologies. 1019 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,577 [GASPS] 1020 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:25,048 MR. REED: And what I'm trying to say to you tonight 1021 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:29,846 is that I have an idea which I would like to sell to you. 1022 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,022 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1023 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,373 [THE AIR THAT I BREATHE PLAYS LOUDER] 1024 00:47:37,911 --> 00:47:41,335 [THE AIR THAT I BREATHE STOPS PLAYING] 1025 00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:43,034 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1026 00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,434 [PROJECTOR CRANKS] 1027 00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:57,918 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1028 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:02,792 - [WIND BLOWING] - [PAPERS RUSTLING] 1029 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,231 MR. REED: My argument is that the holy texts 1030 00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,841 which we revere 1031 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,757 are just mythological iterations of stories 1032 00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,193 which ancient people have been 1033 00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,847 telling each other for centuries. 1034 00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,415 - [CRANKS] - [WHIRRING] 1035 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767 They're not true or real in any literal sense. 1036 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,512 They are merely a conduit to a more ancient truth. 1037 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,650 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW] 1038 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,653 The story of a savior... 1039 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,352 who was born to a virgin, 1040 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,093 who could perform miracles 1041 00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:45,182 and was supernaturally resurrected, 1042 00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:47,532 was a very popular story 1043 00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:49,664 for at least a thousand years 1044 00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:52,016 before Jesus was born. 1045 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,843 - [CLANK] - One of them has blonde hair, 1046 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,368 one of them's brunette, both dressed similar. 1047 00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:59,675 No. Never stopped by. 1048 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:02,851 [CLINK] 1049 00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:04,331 MR. REED: Mithras performed miracles. 1050 00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,246 He was marked by the sign of the cross. 1051 00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:07,291 Horus, walked on water, 1052 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,510 was crucified, had 12 disciples. 1053 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:12,818 Krishna, he was a carpenter, born to a virgin, 1054 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,994 baptized in a river, rose from the dead 1055 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,430 and ascended into heaven. 1056 00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:21,958 This little gallery depicts 12 gods 1057 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,742 who were born on December the 25th, 1058 00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:26,964 all of whom predate the existence of Jesus. 1059 00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,966 I am sorry, 1060 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,229 but it is impossible to ignore the influence 1061 00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,275 of one narrative upon another, 1062 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,886 or to ignore the fact that all these stories 1063 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,063 iterate into... 1064 00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,067 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace. 1065 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:46,025 Can you imagine thousands of years from now 1066 00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,418 people accepting Jar Jar 1067 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,421 as a significant religious figure? 1068 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,162 Beg your pardon? 1069 00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,730 MR. REED: Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks. 1070 00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:58,386 [IMITATING JAR JAR] Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me. 1071 00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:01,045 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Never mind. 1072 00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,261 [LIGHTS CLICKING AND BUZZING] 1073 00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,612 It is all terrifying, isn't it? I'm sorry. 1074 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,657 It is. 1075 00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:10,746 It is all... 1076 00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,098 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1077 00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,023 Scary. 1078 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,547 I'm scared. 1079 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,768 I'm scared just saying it out loud, really. 1080 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,727 [OBJECT THUDS] 1081 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,953 If God is real, and he watches when we masturbate, 1082 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:47,913 and he has such a fragile ego that he only helps us 1083 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,002 when we beg him and shower him with praise, 1084 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,264 and he hates gay people 1085 00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:52,309 for being what he made them to be, 1086 00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:53,833 well, that's terrifying. 1087 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,491 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1088 00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,886 If there's no God 1089 00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,192 and we're just horny, microscopic ants 1090 00:51:06,193 --> 00:51:07,585 floating on a rock through space 1091 00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,934 with no divine purpose 1092 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,109 and no hope to achieve eternal life, 1093 00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,160 well... 1094 00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:13,331 that's terrifying too. 1095 00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,072 [FOOTSTEPS] 1096 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,726 "Either the church is true or it is a fraud." 1097 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,033 "It is the church and kingdom of God, 1098 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,601 "or it is nothing." 1099 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,350 Do you agree with that? 1100 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:27,605 Would it help if I told you this is Gordon B. Hinckley, 1101 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,302 the 15th President of your church. 1102 00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,956 - Do you agree with Gordon? - Yes. 1103 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,523 BARNES: Mm-hmm. MR. REED: Thought you might. 1104 00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,613 So either it is all true 1105 00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,181 or none of it's true, yes? 1106 00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:38,964 PAXTON: Yes. BARNES: Mm-hmm. 1107 00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,097 Okay. 1108 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:43,969 Then I want you to choose which door 1109 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,660 to go through based on your faith. 1110 00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,800 Are... 1111 00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,107 are you asking us 1112 00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:53,152 for us to deliberate our belief in the church? 1113 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,632 Is that a factor which will correspond 1114 00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,155 to us going home? 1115 00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:58,626 MR. REED: I'm asking you to choose between belief 1116 00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,422 and disbelief. 1117 00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:06,078 My own claim is that all 10,000 verifiable religions 1118 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,906 that exist in the world today 1119 00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,213 are as artificial as the symbolic church 1120 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,714 you are currently standing in. 1121 00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:13,999 It is farce. 1122 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,610 There is nothing holy here. 1123 00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,743 Your religious text is mere ornament... 1124 00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:20,093 [THUD] 1125 00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:22,399 as hollow and as capitalistic 1126 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,487 as these ridiculous games. 1127 00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:25,706 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1128 00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,100 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1129 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,323 [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY] 1130 00:52:38,198 --> 00:52:39,765 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1131 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,856 [PAPERS RUSTLING] 1132 00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:47,598 [PAPERS RUSTLING] 1133 00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,035 [BARNES EXHALES] 1134 00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:57,782 I want to know what is going to happen to us 1135 00:52:57,783 --> 00:52:59,436 - before we choose. - I don't even know 1136 00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,307 how to begin to answer that question 1137 00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:02,831 if it hasn't happened yet. 1138 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,182 Wow, Mr. Reed, 1139 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,098 you've introduced a lot of interesting points. 1140 00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:13,624 I think we can admit that you're a very smart man 1141 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:16,017 and we still have a lot to learn. 1142 00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,498 So with that, I would like to agree 1143 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,674 that you've... 1144 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,067 convinced us, 1145 00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,503 and we'd like to leave 1146 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,767 through the disbelief door and go home now. 1147 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,344 Right, Sister Barnes? 1148 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,775 Sister? 1149 00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:35,821 [WATER POURING] 1150 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,606 Sister Barnes? 1151 00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,435 I think we should listen to our super neat 1152 00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,483 and thoughtful host and choose the right door? 1153 00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,919 You know, choose the "right"? 1154 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,268 Like they taught us in primary? 1155 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,748 It doesn't... 1156 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,968 matter what you say to him. 1157 00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,492 He's not gonna let us go 1158 00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,581 just because we admit he's right. 1159 00:53:57,582 --> 00:54:00,323 Let's just get out of here while our host is being 1160 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,369 gracious enough to let us leave. 1161 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:05,432 [WHISPERING] I think that we're being studied. 1162 00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:09,332 I think he wants to learn something about us 1163 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,770 based on which door we open. 1164 00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:17,776 Is that the game? 1165 00:54:17,777 --> 00:54:21,822 Someone scratches their neck, and he's watching. 1166 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:25,130 We say the wrong thing, and he stumbles on his words. 1167 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,439 A candle flame flickers, and it captures his attention. 1168 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,268 What have you been looking for? 1169 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,706 What have you found? 1170 00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,447 If I'm right, 1171 00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:39,797 then the only thing that matters right now 1172 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,452 is what we actually believe. 1173 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,369 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1174 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,583 And because I think your rhetoric is thin, 1175 00:54:48,584 --> 00:54:50,677 and your garage sale board game metaphor 1176 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:52,288 is kind of offensive. 1177 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,508 I mean, you asked why Judaism only makes up 1178 00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,554 0.2% of the world's population 1179 00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,605 but didn't even pause for the Holocaust. 1180 00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:02,776 You make no acknowledgement of the religious persecution 1181 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,082 Jewish people have faced. 1182 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,344 You just use it as a setup 1183 00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,155 to a punchline about missionaries. 1184 00:55:07,156 --> 00:55:08,913 And then, you skip over the fact 1185 00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,610 that none of this addresses Islam, 1186 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,134 as Muslims don't even believe Christ was resurrected. 1187 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:15,093 And then, you point out all the similarities 1188 00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,747 these mythological gods have with Jesus, 1189 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,184 but breeze over the many glaring differences! 1190 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:22,884 One of these guys has a freaking bird head! 1191 00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,325 I don't think... that my point of view... 1192 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:31,980 fits into belief or disbelief. 1193 00:55:31,981 --> 00:55:34,068 I think there's an entire spectrum 1194 00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:35,854 that your game is neglecting. 1195 00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:41,016 So it doesn't matter what I believe, does it? 1196 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:44,731 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1197 00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,169 Sister Paxton, do you still believe in God? 1198 00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,346 Yes. 1199 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,630 Then let's leave through here. 1200 00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:56,264 Let's be honest and sincere 1201 00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:58,790 and let God decide what happens next for us. 1202 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,272 [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY] 1203 00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,452 [DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS] 1204 00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:14,719 Okay, we're leaving now. 1205 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,416 Thank you for all your mentorship, 1206 00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,463 and thank you for letting us leave. 1207 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,385 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 1208 00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:31,343 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1209 00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:33,390 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1210 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,754 Are you coming too? 1211 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,804 [DOOR CREAKING] 1212 00:56:57,805 --> 00:56:59,416 [DOOR SHUTS] 1213 00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,417 [DOOR LOCKS] 1214 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,468 PAXTON: Sister... 1215 00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,464 [CLICK] 1216 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,510 BARNES: It's okay. 1217 00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687 One step at a time. We'll go slow. 1218 00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,518 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1219 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:24,266 [LOCK CLICKS] 1220 00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:29,402 [BOTH PANTING] 1221 00:57:36,061 --> 00:57:37,889 [RAPID BREATHING] 1222 00:57:39,934 --> 00:57:41,588 [BARNES WHIMPERS] 1223 00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:45,504 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1224 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,638 [WATER DRIPPING] 1225 00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:57,169 [LOCK CLATTERING] 1226 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:12,749 PAXTON: Sister Barnes, there's nothing. 1227 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,534 It's all blocked off. 1228 00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,971 What do you think he wants? 1229 00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:20,060 Is he gonna keep us here forever? 1230 00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,671 BARNES: No, he's too smart. He... 1231 00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:24,675 He knows an Elder will check on us, and... 1232 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,679 which means he'll either have to let us go or... 1233 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,767 kill us. 1234 00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:32,159 [THUNDER CRASHING] 1235 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,119 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1236 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,733 From now on, if he lands a philosophical point 1237 00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:43,084 that we don't agree with, we challenge him. 1238 00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,912 We make him think. 1239 00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,523 He doesn't have to steam roll us. 1240 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,176 We might not be a physical threat, 1241 00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,875 but we can be an intellectual one. 1242 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,313 [CHAIR CREAKING] 1243 00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,884 [GRUNTS] 1244 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,756 - [CLATTERING] - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1245 00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,280 [GRUNTS] 1246 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:08,718 I think that window has a cage on it. 1247 00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,503 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1248 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,896 You're right. 1249 00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,593 [DOOR CREAKS] 1250 00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:17,031 BARNES: He's coming. He's coming. 1251 00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:19,860 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1252 00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:22,079 Take this. 1253 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,561 Take this. Put it back. 1254 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,224 If anything happens, you take this, 1255 00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,313 and you stab him in the neck as hard 1256 00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:40,619 and as fast as you can. 1257 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,012 - No! No, no! - It has to be you. 1258 00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:43,579 He's watching me too closely. 1259 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,581 - He won't expect us to do it. - Sister, no! 1260 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,930 Okay. Let's have a code word. 1261 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,322 Okay? Um... 1262 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:50,324 Hey, if I say "magic underwear," 1263 00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,197 that means stab. Okay? 1264 00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:53,937 [DISTANT THUD] 1265 00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,026 He's coming. 1266 00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,594 Magic underwear. That's the code word. Okay? 1267 00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,683 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1268 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,904 [CREAKING] 1269 01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:06,254 [PAXTON WHIMPERS] 1270 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,822 [DOOR UNLOCKS] 1271 01:00:14,523 --> 01:00:15,611 [DOOR OPENS] 1272 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,657 [CREAKING] 1273 01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:22,227 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 1274 01:00:25,551 --> 01:00:30,495 - [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] - [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1275 01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:31,584 Mr. Reed? 1276 01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,674 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1277 01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:39,418 [SQUELCHY FOOTSTEPS] 1278 01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,640 [LANTERN CREAKING] 1279 01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,732 - [WHIMPERS] - Mrs. Reed? 1280 01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,691 Is that you? 1281 01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,218 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1282 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,665 [PAXTON WHIMPERING] 1283 01:01:09,435 --> 01:01:11,971 [BARNES INHALES SHARPLY] 1284 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,104 [PAXTON GASPS] 1285 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,282 [BONES CRACKING] 1286 01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,247 What's happening to her? 1287 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,119 [RATTLE] 1288 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,948 [CREEP BY RADIOHEAD PLAYING] 1289 01:01:35,950 --> 01:01:38,519 [MR. REED MOCKINGLY SINGING] 1290 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,570 ? But I'm a creep 1291 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,610 ? I'm a weirdo 1292 01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,873 [MR. REED LAUGHING] 1293 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,266 BARNES: Mr. Reed? 1294 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,009 BARNES: Where are you? 1295 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,660 - [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY] - [MR. REED HUMS ALONG] 1296 01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,191 ? Couldn't look you in the eye ? 1297 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,067 ? You're just like an angel 1298 01:02:05,678 --> 01:02:06,896 [FIRE CRACKLING] 1299 01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:09,421 ? Your skin makes me cry 1300 01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:12,511 [SCRAPING] 1301 01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,516 [GROANING, WHEEZING] 1302 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,611 [SHUSHES] 1303 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,655 [MOUTHING IMPERCEPTIBLY] 1304 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,746 [WHIMPERING SOFTLY] 1305 01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,705 [MOUTHING] No. 1306 01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:35,794 [OBJECTS CLANKING IN DISTANCE] 1307 01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,232 ? And I'm a creep 1308 01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:42,148 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1309 01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,412 [WOMAN WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1310 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,681 [PANTING] 1311 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,821 - [MR. REED HUMMING] - [CREEP CONTINUES PLAYING] 1312 01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:04,823 [PANTING] 1313 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,042 [RATTLING] 1314 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,392 ? I wanna have control 1315 01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,831 ? I want a perfect body 1316 01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:15,052 [SCRAPING] 1317 01:03:15,053 --> 01:03:17,836 [SCRAPING, THUDDING BEHIND DOOR] 1318 01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:20,709 ? I want a perfect soul 1319 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,062 ? I want you to notice 1320 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,848 ? When I'm not around 1321 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,156 [LOUD BANGING] 1322 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:36,508 ? You're so very special ? 1323 01:03:39,598 --> 01:03:41,687 ? But I'm a creep ? 1324 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,476 ? I'm a weirdo 1325 01:03:50,652 --> 01:03:53,873 ? What the hell am I doin' here? ? 1326 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,790 ? I don't belong here ? 1327 01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:01,381 - [TAPE PLAYER SCREECHES] - [CREEP STOPS PLAYING] 1328 01:04:01,382 --> 01:04:04,665 MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: I had to be sure 1329 01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,166 before I introduced you to her. 1330 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,888 Sure about what? [BREATH TREMBLING] 1331 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,630 You are now in the presence 1332 01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:14,415 of a living prophet of God. 1333 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:17,201 [WOMAN WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1334 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,078 - [WOMAN WHEEZING] - [BONES CRACKING] 1335 01:04:30,744 --> 01:04:33,999 MR. REED: The reason I invited you 1336 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,132 into my sanctuary tonight is because 1337 01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,743 I have been shown a miracle. 1338 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,006 I believe this miracle is proof 1339 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,617 that all known religions are demonstrably false, 1340 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,884 and only an ancient echo of something true. 1341 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,712 I need a witness, 1342 01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:55,892 you, to verify that the miracle is real. 1343 01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,896 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1344 01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:13,517 Now, our family recipe for blueberry pie is, 1345 01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,214 I think, a traditional one. 1346 01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:18,304 The ingredients include butter, flour, corn starch, 1347 01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:19,871 sugar, lemon, 1348 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,132 blueberries, of course, 1349 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,300 but tonight I've also included some wolf's bane 1350 01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:26,009 and some belladonna, 1351 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:30,317 which means that, in a short while, 1352 01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:35,756 the Prophet will be dead from consuming the pie. 1353 01:05:35,757 --> 01:05:37,846 [SQUELCHING] 1354 01:05:37,847 --> 01:05:40,239 MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: Then, 1355 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,026 you will witness a miracle. 1356 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,855 By the grace of God, 1357 01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,641 she will be resurrected. 1358 01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:52,557 [WHEEZING WEAKLY] 1359 01:05:58,302 --> 01:06:00,565 [CONTINUES WHEEZING WEAKLY] 1360 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,761 - [RETCHES] - [LANTERN CLATTERS] 1361 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,594 Now, feel her pulse, please. 1362 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,037 Both of you. 1363 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,294 [WATER DRIPPING] 1364 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,556 MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: I need you 1365 01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,907 to feel her pulse right now! 1366 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,695 [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY] 1367 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,218 MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: Acknowledge, please, 1368 01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:48,438 that her heart has now stopped pumping. 1369 01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:49,875 Do you know how to do that? 1370 01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:52,703 Index and middle finger on the side of the neck, 1371 01:06:52,704 --> 01:06:55,489 in the soft, hollow area just beside the windpipe. 1372 01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:58,970 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1373 01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:01,621 MR. REED: Both of you, please, lift her head to be sure. 1374 01:07:04,368 --> 01:07:06,022 [SQUELCHING] 1375 01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:10,765 [PAXTON SHUDDERS] 1376 01:07:10,766 --> 01:07:13,811 - [PROPHET GURGLES] - [PAXTON GASPS] 1377 01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,726 PAXTON: She moved! She moved! 1378 01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,728 MR. REED: [LAUGHING] That was just a catalytic spasm. 1379 01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:19,295 PAXTON: [GASPS] She's alive! 1380 01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:20,861 MR. REED: No! No, no. Not yet. 1381 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,689 Chemicals being released into her body. 1382 01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,430 Acknowledge, please, that there's no pulse. 1383 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,605 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 1384 01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,780 Acknowledge! 1385 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:27,868 - No. No pulse. - No pulse. 1386 01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,522 MR. REED: Thank you. 1387 01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,813 Acknowledge that she is no longer breathing. 1388 01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:35,007 Do you feel a breath? 1389 01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,273 BARNES: No. No. 1390 01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,535 MR. REED: So she's dead. BARNES: Yes. 1391 01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:43,986 - [WHIMPERS] - MR. REED: Okay. 1392 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,583 Thank you. 1393 01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:51,371 A moment longer, and you will witness a resurrection. 1394 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,287 She'll return and she will tell us 1395 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,985 what she saw in the afterlife. 1396 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:00,989 Has the Prophet moved? 1397 01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,295 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1398 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,384 No. 1399 01:08:04,385 --> 01:08:06,168 MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: Hello? 1400 01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:07,604 - No. No. - Mmm-mmm. 1401 01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,301 [BARNES WHIMPERS] 1402 01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,652 MR. REED: All right. Just un momentino. 1403 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006 Only a moment longer. 1404 01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:21,619 - [BELL RINGING] - [GASPS] 1405 01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,327 [BREATHING RAPIDLY] The Elders? 1406 01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,540 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1407 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,934 [FOOTSTEPS ECHOING] 1408 01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:36,112 [DOOR LOCKS] 1409 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,487 - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] - [BOTH PANTING] 1410 01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:47,165 [PANTING] 1411 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,254 - We scream. - We scream. 1412 01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,605 BARNES: But not until he answers the door. 1413 01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,960 [KNOCKING] 1414 01:08:58,961 --> 01:09:01,701 PAXTON: He's coming back. BARNES: Scream! Scream! 1415 01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,660 [PAXTON AND BARNES SCREAMING] 1416 01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:05,183 [DOOR CREAKING] 1417 01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:07,414 - [DOOR SHUTS] - [BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING] 1418 01:09:07,578 --> 01:09:08,753 [LIGHTS CLICK] 1419 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,801 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 1420 01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:16,977 [KNOCKING] 1421 01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,284 Coming! 1422 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:21,461 [TICKING] 1423 01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,901 Ah! Sorry! 1424 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,251 I was at the back. [CHUCKLES] 1425 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,035 - No, I'm sorry to bother you. - No. 1426 01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,428 I'm just in the neighborhood looking for 1427 01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,299 two young ladies from my church. 1428 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,388 Oh. 1429 01:09:35,389 --> 01:09:37,520 Is everything all right? 1430 01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,610 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1431 01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,351 [BOTH PANTING] 1432 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,005 They can't hear us. 1433 01:09:44,006 --> 01:09:46,529 MAN: I'm sure everything's fine, 1434 01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:47,530 I was just wondering if they... 1435 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:48,618 [WIND BLOWING] 1436 01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,619 stopped by. 1437 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,360 No. I'm sorry to say, 1438 01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:54,712 you are the first house caller I've had all day, so. 1439 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,802 - Did you see this? - It's locked. 1440 01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:02,980 BARNES: Help. 1441 01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,416 Help. 1442 01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:07,071 We can pull the rug. 1443 01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:08,159 The matches. 1444 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,987 We start a fire, 1445 01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,336 smoke out the speaking pipe to make sure 1446 01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:13,077 the Elder knows we're here. 1447 01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:16,123 Okay. But you did ask 1448 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,561 for more information on the church, correct? 1449 01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,389 Uh, this... this is the which church? 1450 01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:21,781 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 1451 01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:24,262 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1452 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,134 [WIND BLOWING] 1453 01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,266 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1454 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,704 BARNES: Pull. Careful. 1455 01:10:36,101 --> 01:10:37,928 Is there some other way I can help? 1456 01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,060 Do you want to use my phone, call the police? 1457 01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,627 - I could get my coat... - No, no. That's fine. 1458 01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,281 And come help you look around. 1459 01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:44,804 No, no, no, no, no. I'm sure they're not far. 1460 01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,415 Uh, thank you for your time. 1461 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,808 All right, well, good luck. Yeah, I mean that. 1462 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,071 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 1463 01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,291 [WIND BLOWING] 1464 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,426 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1465 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,264 - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] - [DOOR CREAKS] 1466 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,095 [CREAKING] 1467 01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:17,054 [FOOTSTEPS] 1468 01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,621 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1469 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:19,753 [CLICKS] 1470 01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:23,453 [WATER POURING] 1471 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,541 [THUD] 1472 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,151 [FURNITURE DRAGGING] 1473 01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:28,936 [FOOTSTEPS] 1474 01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,511 [CLICKING] 1475 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,339 [SCRAPING] 1476 01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,603 - [FLOOR CREAKING] - [FOOTSTEPS] 1477 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,006 [MR. REED COUGHS] 1478 01:11:55,963 --> 01:11:57,617 [MR. REED CLEARS THROAT] 1479 01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,099 [OBJECT DRAGS] 1480 01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:07,931 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 1481 01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:09,368 No. 1482 01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:17,855 [CLICKING] 1483 01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:20,510 [FOOTSTEPS] 1484 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,469 [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY] 1485 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,385 [BARNES GRUNTS] 1486 01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:29,953 - [THUD] - [DOOR CREAKS] 1487 01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,520 PAXTON: [WHISPERING] He's coming! 1488 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,871 - [FOOTSTEPS] - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1489 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:35,959 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1490 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,049 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1491 01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,793 [RATTLING] 1492 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,404 Yeah? Yeah? Any luck? 1493 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,364 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1494 01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,501 [GASPS] 1495 01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,199 She moved. 1496 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,070 - What do you mean? - When we were gone. 1497 01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,293 No, you're remembering it wrong. 1498 01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:07,382 She hasn't moved at all. 1499 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,687 Her head is different. 1500 01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,994 - That's where she was! - It's not! 1501 01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,605 Sister, that's not how I remember it. Please! 1502 01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,869 Please, just come on! Help! 1503 01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,306 Hold the sleeve up. 1504 01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:25,662 I'd be remiss if I didn't ask you one question. 1505 01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,404 [DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS] 1506 01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,318 [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 1507 01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,452 Have you received this booklet? 1508 01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,236 I have not, 1509 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,891 but I will give it a look-see. 1510 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:41,024 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1511 01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,112 PAXTON: Try another. 1512 01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,201 BARNES: I know. 1513 01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,812 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1514 01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,468 Focus. 1515 01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:51,992 [WIND BLOWING] 1516 01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:55,866 [RATTLING] 1517 01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:57,432 Faster. 1518 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,086 [MATCH IGNITES] 1519 01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:00,871 [BARNES WHIMPERS] 1520 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,135 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS] 1521 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,232 [GASPS] 1522 01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,581 [BARNES GRUNTS] 1523 01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:18,692 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1524 01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:25,895 [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 1525 01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,463 [WIND GUSTING] 1526 01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:29,201 [MATCH SCRAPING ON WALL] 1527 01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:33,076 [BARNES WHIMPERS] 1528 01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:35,905 [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY] 1529 01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,082 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1530 01:14:41,951 --> 01:14:43,957 [MATCH IGNITES] 1531 01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:46,002 - [SCREAMS] - [GASPS] 1532 01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:48,308 - [BOTH GASPING] - [WHEEZES] 1533 01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:51,399 - [RETCHES] - [BOTH GASPING] 1534 01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:54,532 [RETCHES] 1535 01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,838 [COUGHS] 1536 01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:57,754 [PROPHET WHEEZES] 1537 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:01,671 PROPHET: Conductor... 1538 01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:06,197 says... my... name. 1539 01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,896 White... clouds. 1540 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,508 Not... Heaven. 1541 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,034 They... unplug... 1542 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,645 my brain. 1543 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:23,257 It is... 1544 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:25,825 not... 1545 01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,044 real. 1546 01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:29,349 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1547 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,040 MR. REED: And, thank you, Prophet. 1548 01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:33,179 We are very grateful for your passage 1549 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,659 to the other side. 1550 01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:36,531 [WHEEZING] 1551 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,186 Your prophecy will be recorded into our liturgical texts. 1552 01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:43,494 Come. You must be exhausted. Take my arm. 1553 01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:45,323 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 1554 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,067 [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY] 1555 01:15:51,446 --> 01:15:53,852 [INDISTINCT WHISPERING] 1556 01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,028 [INAUDIBLE] 1557 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,118 [DOOR UNLOCKS] 1558 01:15:58,641 --> 01:15:59,990 [MATCH SCRAPING] 1559 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:02,948 [PROPHET WHIMPERS] 1560 01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:04,081 [DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS] 1561 01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,695 Well, now. 1562 01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:13,480 You see, this is rather interesting because... 1563 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:15,831 - [OBJECT CLANKS] - [MR. REED CHUCKLES] 1564 01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:19,836 I know that one of you has been lying 1565 01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,839 since you first got here. [CHUCKLING] 1566 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,145 And do you know how I know that? 1567 01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,799 Excuse me, can I... can I take that? 1568 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,932 I know from the way 1569 01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:33,979 that the fire reacts to each of you. 1570 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,068 A. 1571 01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:37,723 B. 1572 01:16:37,724 --> 01:16:40,551 Yeah. One of you has a very, very... [CHUCKLING] 1573 01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:43,599 very big secret, but we will know more soon. 1574 01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:47,036 There will be before you saw a woman die 1575 01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:49,779 and come back to life, and there will be after. 1576 01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,476 [BLOWS] Books will be written about it. 1577 01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611 So choose your words very carefully when I ask, 1578 01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,351 what did you witness? 1579 01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:00,891 Tell me. Tell me what you saw. 1580 01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,921 How did she... 1581 01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,619 I don't know... 1582 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,185 And if you didn't see something transcendental, 1583 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:07,404 you absolutely must tell me. 1584 01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:08,579 I don't know. 1585 01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,015 'Cause if I'm wrong, 1586 01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,713 I need to hear it. That's why you're here. 1587 01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,366 It's a contrived experiment. We are your prisoners! 1588 01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,281 - It doesn't make sense... - MR. REED: Oh, pooh! 1589 01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,761 - We're all prisoners together. - For us to have an opinion! 1590 01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:18,284 You must know by now that any of us can leave 1591 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,416 whenever we want, but why would we want, 1592 01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,983 after what we've seen? 1593 01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:23,246 I saw it. I saw it. 1594 01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:24,856 I heard her describe 1595 01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,553 what she experienced on the other side. 1596 01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,599 Great! What did you hear? 1597 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,907 She said there was a conductor. 1598 01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:34,692 - Yes. Yeah. - Did she mean angel? 1599 01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:37,260 She had a feeling of disassociation, 1600 01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:39,828 a feeling that something wasn't real. 1601 01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960 That's it. 1602 01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:42,962 So now you know. 1603 01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:45,660 Now, we know? 1604 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,879 Yeah, now, you know. 1605 01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:49,142 Know? 1606 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,667 I can show you God. 1607 01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:56,018 If you're willing to die. 1608 01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:59,021 It... it can be painless. It can be temporary. 1609 01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:01,132 Like the Prophet, you can be brought back. 1610 01:18:01,133 --> 01:18:03,939 It doesn't have to be frightening at all. 1611 01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,331 I'll tell you... I'll tell you what's frightening. 1612 01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:06,985 Not knowing is frightening! 1613 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,639 Where do we come from? What are we doing here? 1614 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,336 What's our purpose? 1615 01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:12,817 The terror of those questions is why religions exist. 1616 01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,689 I can answer those questions for you. 1617 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,693 I can give you a comfort no religion in the world 1618 01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,850 is capable of giving you. 1619 01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:23,742 It all makes sense now. 1620 01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:28,094 I've been asking myself all night, 1621 01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,749 how is he gonna make killing us our idea? 1622 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,838 [MR. REED SIGHS] 1623 01:18:33,091 --> 01:18:36,188 Sister Barnes, you're in a muddle. 1624 01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,537 I know. I can't tell 1625 01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,408 if you're playing chess or checkers. 1626 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,367 Monopoly! 1627 01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:42,542 Come on, it was right there. 1628 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,501 You didn't show us a miracle. 1629 01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:46,069 Okay, what did I show you? 1630 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,723 That wasn't a miracle. 1631 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,463 MR. REED: So you say. What did I show you? 1632 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,639 That was not a miracle! 1633 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,903 What did I show you? 1634 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,298 It was a magic trick. 1635 01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,648 MR. REED: A magic trick? 1636 01:19:01,649 --> 01:19:03,739 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1637 01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,342 You wanna know why we don't talk about Taco Bell? 1638 01:19:09,343 --> 01:19:11,876 It killed me when I was four years old. 1639 01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:15,097 Fifty people were hospitalized from an E. coli outbreak. 1640 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,055 The kids at school called me Taco Hell 1641 01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,491 'cause I was clinically dead 1642 01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,712 while doctors operated on my kidneys. 1643 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:24,324 When I was dead, 1644 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:28,851 I saw exactly what your prophet described. 1645 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,548 A blinding white light, 1646 01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,073 clouds, but not Heaven, a sense of wanting to return, 1647 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,555 a feeling that my state of reality wasn't real. 1648 01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:41,298 That wasn't a prophecy. 1649 01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,954 That was a near-death experience. 1650 01:19:44,955 --> 01:19:47,129 When the oxygen leaves your brain 1651 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:49,219 or your heart stops pumping, your mind 1652 01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,524 creates unbelievable things. 1653 01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:55,137 I think you've been keeping this woman 1654 01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:57,313 on the edge of death in order to ask her questions 1655 01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,706 about meaningless hallucinations 1656 01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:02,144 so that you can substantiate your idea 1657 01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:05,365 of what the one, true religion really is. 1658 01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,890 MR. REED: Did you know... 1659 01:20:07,891 --> 01:20:09,542 that when you remember something, 1660 01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:11,022 you're really only remembering 1661 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,433 the last time you remembered that experience? 1662 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:16,027 You're not actually recalling the event. 1663 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:19,988 So your memory of dying at Taco Bell... [CHUCKLING] 1664 01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,337 isn't really of dying, 1665 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,034 it's of the memory of the memory 1666 01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,688 of the memory of the memory of the memory... 1667 01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,257 stop me... [CHUCKLES] of that event. 1668 01:20:27,258 --> 01:20:30,215 So you're remembering a false correlation 1669 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,869 with the experience you've just witnessed. 1670 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:35,134 But this, this is happening right now! 1671 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,224 That's why I think, Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton, 1672 01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,139 that you really need to pay attention 1673 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,749 because I promise you... [CHUCKLING] 1674 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,680 we're not talking about a magic trick. 1675 01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,625 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1676 01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:52,107 No, 1677 01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:54,544 we're talking about magic underwear... 1678 01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:56,475 - [SLASHING] - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 1679 01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:03,089 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1680 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,907 [INAUDIBLE SCREAMING] 1681 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,048 [IMPERCEPTIBLE] 1682 01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:26,098 [INAUDIBLE SCREAMING] 1683 01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,678 [SCREAMING] Help me! Help! 1684 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:43,550 [WIND GUSTING] 1685 01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,861 [SOBS] 1686 01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:52,603 [INHALES SHARPLY] 1687 01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:55,867 [SIGHS] 1688 01:21:58,522 --> 01:21:59,914 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 1689 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,545 MR. REED: She'll come back to us! 1690 01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:03,657 I promise! 1691 01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:08,226 Sister Paxton, do not be scared! 1692 01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,489 She will rise again. 1693 01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,490 Challenge him. 1694 01:22:11,491 --> 01:22:12,579 Debate. 1695 01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,277 Challenge him. 1696 01:22:15,365 --> 01:22:17,149 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1697 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,414 [FOOTSTEPS] 1698 01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417 MR. REED: Come on, now, Sister B. 1699 01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:26,985 Wakey-wakey! 1700 01:22:26,986 --> 01:22:29,204 - [WATER DRIPPING] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 1701 01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:30,901 whoa, whoa, whoa! No, that's not it. 1702 01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,599 That's not it. That's a... a mucky pup. 1703 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,980 Let's have that. [CHUCKLES] 1704 01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,780 Moments. It'll be moments. 1705 01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:42,309 Let's have one of your drum rolls, yeah? 1706 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,308 Whoop! 1707 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,748 Hey! [SNIFFLES] 1708 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,534 I'm very sorry. 1709 01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:57,015 Something is wrong. 1710 01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,321 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 1711 01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:00,540 I'm now worried... 1712 01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,760 that she's not... 1713 01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:04,848 [BOX CUTTER OPENS] 1714 01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:05,981 coming back to us. 1715 01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:10,027 Yeah. 1716 01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:11,463 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 1717 01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:12,812 Oh, yeah. 1718 01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,859 - [SOBS] - MR. REED: Oh, yeah. 1719 01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,298 Yep. 1720 01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,126 Yep. 1721 01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:23,040 Yeah. 1722 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,520 There it is. 1723 01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:25,956 [GRUNTS] 1724 01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,088 No, it isn't. 1725 01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:28,785 That was a vein. 1726 01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:30,004 [MR. REED GRUNTS] 1727 01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,788 [SQUELCHING] 1728 01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,573 A-ha! [CHUCKLES] A-ha. 1729 01:23:34,574 --> 01:23:36,533 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 1730 01:23:37,795 --> 01:23:39,230 The implant. 1731 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,364 This is why she can't come back to us. 1732 01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:43,496 Take a look! 1733 01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,542 I'm very sorry. 1734 01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:49,589 But Sister Barnes, she's a program. 1735 01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:54,202 She's not real. 1736 01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,030 Do you know what gave it away? 1737 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,509 The candles. 1738 01:23:57,510 --> 01:24:00,077 What are you saying? I don't understand. 1739 01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,819 No, no, I know. I know. I know. 1740 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:03,560 How could you? 1741 01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,564 [SHUDDERS] 1742 01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,133 Can you explain it to me? 1743 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:16,442 Are you, Sister Paxton, 1744 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:20,097 familiar with the Daoist concept 1745 01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,012 of "The Butterfly Dream"? 1746 01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,840 PAXTON: A butterfly... 1747 01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:27,104 A butterfly flaps its wings and causes a typhoon? 1748 01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,627 That is "The Butterfly Effect." 1749 01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:31,108 Common mistake. No. "The Butterfly Dream"... 1750 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,631 [CLATTERING] 1751 01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,633 concerns an ancient Chinese philosopher 1752 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,287 who asked himself the following question. 1753 01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:38,637 - [OBJECT CLATTERS] - "Was I a man dreaming 1754 01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:40,117 "I'm a butterfly, or am I now..." 1755 01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:41,597 [THUD] 1756 01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,339 "a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?" 1757 01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:45,818 Come and sit down. 1758 01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,429 Come on. [CLICKS TONGUE] Here. 1759 01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:48,561 [SIGHS] 1760 01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:53,131 [SCRAPING ON TABLE] 1761 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,315 This is us. 1762 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,006 You and me alone together. 1763 01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:01,096 That was Barnes. 1764 01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:02,880 Bye-bye, Barnes. 1765 01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:07,144 I have come to a dark realization 1766 01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:10,495 that we exist inside a simulation so advanced 1767 01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:13,206 that we cannot tell the difference between real life 1768 01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:15,761 and artificial dream. 1769 01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:19,331 You heard the Prophet. She said, "It is not real." 1770 01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:23,421 You see, fire dynamics are very difficult to render. 1771 01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:26,032 I've noticed this anomaly in its behavior 1772 01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:28,252 when it interacts with simulated NPCs, 1773 01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,429 like poor old Sister B. 1774 01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:35,085 She couldn't come back to us, but when you die, 1775 01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:40,046 finger, please, you will pass through death 1776 01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:42,266 - and wake up... - [BOX CUTTER RATTLES] 1777 01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,616 into the real world. 1778 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,487 What do you think? 1779 01:25:45,488 --> 01:25:46,924 Yes, no, maybe? 1780 01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,535 Um... 1781 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:53,931 That's a theory. 1782 01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,378 Well yeah, you're very welcome to... 1783 01:25:58,457 --> 01:26:00,267 to challenge my premise. I love that. 1784 01:26:00,484 --> 01:26:03,461 - [BOX CUTTER CLOSES] - Go for it. 1785 01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,377 [SNIFFLING] 1786 01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,340 I don't think this is a microchip. 1787 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,254 MR. REED: Oh? 1788 01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:16,083 I think it's a contraceptive. 1789 01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:21,132 A... a birth control implant. 1790 01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:23,787 Huh. 1791 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,790 Tell me, have you ever met 1792 01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:30,228 a Mormon missionary who was on birth control? 1793 01:26:32,143 --> 01:26:37,234 Did "Sister Barnes" say she was on birth control? 1794 01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:38,714 PAXTON: Our church would've made her 1795 01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,542 feel ashamed about it, 1796 01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:42,533 and she would've been too embarrassed. 1797 01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,199 - Simulation theory is... - Ah! 1798 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,985 "Hypothesis," please. Sorry, it doesn't matter. 1799 01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:51,422 Simulation hypothesis 1800 01:26:51,423 --> 01:26:54,165 is not testable, is it? 1801 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,169 No, it's a matter of belief, like any religion. 1802 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,476 You either believe it, green door, 1803 01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,347 or you don't believe it, purple door. 1804 01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:06,873 With all due respect, 1805 01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,136 I... 1806 01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:11,443 I don't believe it. 1807 01:27:12,618 --> 01:27:15,882 I'm not smart enough to say why, I just don't. 1808 01:27:16,579 --> 01:27:18,869 Do you believe the miracle that I showed you? 1809 01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:20,538 PAXTON: Yes. 1810 01:27:20,539 --> 01:27:22,106 - Yeah? - PAXTON: At first. 1811 01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:24,935 But now? 1812 01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,806 I think something happened tonight 1813 01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:29,982 that you didn't expect. 1814 01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,854 It feels like you're improvising, 1815 01:27:31,855 --> 01:27:34,335 trying to convince me of a simulation theory 1816 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,381 that's not sticking. Am I right? 1817 01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:42,604 Uh, [CHUCKLES] are you asking me if you're right 1818 01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,170 that I am improvising 1819 01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:47,304 or you're right that the simulation narrative 1820 01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:48,523 is not sticking? 1821 01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,787 - Yes. - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1822 01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,833 High-five. 1823 01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:56,880 [GRUNTS SOFTLY, CHUCKLES] 1824 01:27:56,881 --> 01:27:59,838 So, in fact, you agree with your friend. 1825 01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,276 You think that the Prophet was just hallucinating 1826 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,327 a meaningless, near-death experience. 1827 01:28:04,888 --> 01:28:05,976 No. 1828 01:28:06,890 --> 01:28:08,891 I think you switched the bodies. 1829 01:28:08,892 --> 01:28:10,415 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 1830 01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:13,418 I just haven't figured out how yet. 1831 01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,421 I switched... 1832 01:28:17,161 --> 01:28:18,293 the bodies? 1833 01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:21,296 [FIRE CRACKLING] 1834 01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:26,865 The doorbell rang when the Elder got here. 1835 01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,391 - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] - [DOORBELL RINGING] 1836 01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,957 Which drew our attention to the stairs. 1837 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,309 You would have been prepared for that. 1838 01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,877 When we came back downstairs, 1839 01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:42,228 I noticed the woman wasn't in the same position as before. 1840 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:43,318 It was similar... 1841 01:28:43,319 --> 01:28:45,144 PAXTON: Her head is different. 1842 01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:47,322 But it was not the exact same. 1843 01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:51,977 I think another woman who looked exactly like her 1844 01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,544 came into the basement 1845 01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,677 through a hidden door or something, 1846 01:28:55,678 --> 01:28:59,115 disposed of her body and then took her place at the table. 1847 01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,551 I see. 1848 01:29:00,552 --> 01:29:03,249 And then, once we got back downstairs, 1849 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:07,558 she read off a scripted prophecy 1850 01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,561 that you prepared for her. 1851 01:29:10,693 --> 01:29:14,435 Except the last thing she said was, 1852 01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,784 "It is not real." 1853 01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,961 not... real... 1854 01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:21,267 Maybe she was trying to tell us 1855 01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,575 that the miracle wasn't real. 1856 01:29:25,316 --> 01:29:26,366 Ah. 1857 01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:29,493 You see what I mean when I say 1858 01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:31,784 something happened that you didn't expect? 1859 01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:35,369 I think you gave her a script, and she went off the book, 1860 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,060 and now you're trying to recover. 1861 01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,940 Well, if that's right, then, uh, 1862 01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:45,354 there'd have to be another way into this basement, yeah? 1863 01:29:45,815 --> 01:29:46,946 Shall we have a look? 1864 01:29:48,034 --> 01:29:50,123 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1865 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:55,564 I don't think there is. 1866 01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,435 No. 1867 01:29:58,044 --> 01:29:59,915 I'm not doing very well, 1868 01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,352 Sister Paxton. 1869 01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:03,571 Unless... 1870 01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:04,747 [WATER DRIPPING] 1871 01:30:13,016 --> 01:30:15,105 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1872 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,635 [RATTLING] 1873 01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,864 [WATER POURING] 1874 01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,823 [WATER DRAINING] 1875 01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:52,316 - [CLANKING] - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 1876 01:30:54,405 --> 01:30:56,451 [CREAKING] 1877 01:31:03,022 --> 01:31:04,502 Which means that... 1878 01:31:04,503 --> 01:31:07,504 there would have to be a dead body down there 1879 01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,201 if you were right, huh? 1880 01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:10,290 PAXTON: Correct. 1881 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,292 MR. REED: How will you test your theory? 1882 01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,643 [SIGHS] I don't know. 1883 01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:18,015 MR. REED: But will you go into that hole and 1884 01:31:18,016 --> 01:31:19,995 see if there's somebody down there? 1885 01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:21,345 If I have to. 1886 01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:23,742 MR. REED: Why would you do that? 1887 01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,830 Because I want to know the truth, 1888 01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:30,528 and because the only way out is through. 1889 01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:32,878 Robert Frost? 1890 01:31:33,531 --> 01:31:34,619 Swamp Thing. 1891 01:31:35,315 --> 01:31:36,621 [CHUCKLES] 1892 01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:39,537 Don't go into that cellar... 1893 01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,235 unless you are prepared 1894 01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:45,237 to discover the one, true religion. 1895 01:31:45,238 --> 01:31:47,327 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1896 01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,251 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 1897 01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,471 [SNIFFLES] 1898 01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,301 [LADDER CREAKS] 1899 01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:14,137 [RISING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 1900 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,272 - [MUSIC STOPS] - [SIGHS] 1901 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:22,058 [FOOTSTEPS] 1902 01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:30,935 I knew it. 1903 01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,634 [DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS] 1904 01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,770 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1905 01:32:39,336 --> 01:32:41,626 - [WATER SPLASHING] - [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1906 01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:51,173 [LOCK CREAKS AND CLICKS] 1907 01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:53,002 [DOOR CREAKS] 1908 01:32:57,789 --> 01:32:59,878 [CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING] 1909 01:33:04,753 --> 01:33:06,842 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 1910 01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,892 [DOOR CREAKS] 1911 01:33:25,295 --> 01:33:26,905 [SHARP INHALE] 1912 01:33:28,515 --> 01:33:30,605 [DOOR CREAKING] 1913 01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,829 [WATER DRIPPING] 1914 01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:42,442 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1915 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,670 [CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING] 1916 01:33:57,762 --> 01:33:59,895 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1917 01:34:12,821 --> 01:34:14,299 [GASPS] 1918 01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,867 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1919 01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,830 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 1920 01:34:22,831 --> 01:34:24,876 [DOOR CREAKING] 1921 01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:29,401 [CLANK] 1922 01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,838 [DISTANT WEAK WHEEZING] 1923 01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:32,404 [SHUDDERING BREATH] 1924 01:34:32,405 --> 01:34:34,277 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1925 01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:45,897 [COUGHING] 1926 01:34:46,463 --> 01:34:48,594 [FAINT GROANING] 1927 01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:50,859 [SHIVERING BREATH] 1928 01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,952 Hey. 1929 01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:02,740 [SNIFFLES] 1930 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,398 [PAXTON SHIVERING] 1931 01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,710 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1932 01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:22,411 Sorry about the cold. 1933 01:35:22,412 --> 01:35:23,500 [SNIFFLES] 1934 01:35:23,688 --> 01:35:26,284 Have you figured it out yet? 1935 01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,373 [PAXTON SNIFFLES] 1936 01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:31,247 I think so. 1937 01:35:33,162 --> 01:35:34,337 MR. REED: So what is it? 1938 01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:39,994 What is the one, true religion, Sister P? 1939 01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:41,212 [PAXTON SHIVERING] 1940 01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:42,953 [SNIFFLING] 1941 01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:44,086 It's... 1942 01:35:47,524 --> 01:35:48,655 [INHALES] 1943 01:35:49,787 --> 01:35:51,309 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1944 01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:53,051 When we first arrived, 1945 01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,010 you left us alone in your living room. 1946 01:35:56,011 --> 01:35:57,968 [DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1947 01:35:57,969 --> 01:36:00,405 We thought you were talking to your wife, 1948 01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:02,582 but you were doing something else. 1949 01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:04,628 I was. 1950 01:36:05,063 --> 01:36:07,935 PAXTON: You took a key from Sister Barnes' coat, 1951 01:36:07,936 --> 01:36:11,330 went outside to unlock our bikes and hide them. 1952 01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,336 I noticed your hair was wet when you came back 1953 01:36:18,337 --> 01:36:21,123 with the drinks, like you were out in the storm. 1954 01:36:21,124 --> 01:36:23,211 You did this, I assume, because you didn't want 1955 01:36:23,212 --> 01:36:24,516 the Elder to find our bikes 1956 01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:25,517 when he came back looking for us. 1957 01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:27,041 [LATCH CLANKS] 1958 01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:28,390 But there was something else on your mind. 1959 01:36:28,391 --> 01:36:29,826 [WATER POURING] 1960 01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:31,817 - There was. - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1961 01:36:31,818 --> 01:36:34,657 PAXTON: You returned the bike key 1962 01:36:34,658 --> 01:36:36,573 to the wrong coat pocket. 1963 01:36:37,748 --> 01:36:39,705 We thought this was a mistake you made. 1964 01:36:39,706 --> 01:36:40,756 [MOUTHING] Key. 1965 01:36:40,757 --> 01:36:44,232 PAXTON: [VOICE SHAKING] But now I know it wasn't. 1966 01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:45,799 Why? 1967 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,322 [INHALES] 1968 01:36:47,323 --> 01:36:50,455 You gave the bike lock to one of your prophets, 1969 01:36:50,456 --> 01:36:53,850 instructed them to lock the final cellar door with it. 1970 01:36:53,851 --> 01:36:56,811 But why, why, why? Why did I do that? 1971 01:36:57,899 --> 01:36:59,856 Because you wanted me to know 1972 01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:02,859 the only reason I'm standing here right now 1973 01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,643 is because it is exactly 1974 01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:06,690 where you want me to be standing. 1975 01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:10,127 I'm not here because I chose to be. 1976 01:37:10,128 --> 01:37:12,434 I'm here because you made me choose to be. 1977 01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:14,305 Oh. 1978 01:37:14,306 --> 01:37:18,309 Because you want me to believe the one, true religion is... 1979 01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:20,137 [SIGHS] 1980 01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,574 control. 1981 01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:27,318 [CHUCKLES] 1982 01:37:27,319 --> 01:37:28,930 That is exactly right. 1983 01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:34,457 Religion is just a system of control... 1984 01:37:35,023 --> 01:37:36,372 [WHEEZING] 1985 01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,677 [HEAVY BREATHING] It's okay. 1986 01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:40,331 I'll help you. 1987 01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:41,811 MR. REED: No, you see, that's what's so interesting. 1988 01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:43,421 They don't want your help. 1989 01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,249 They... [CHUCKLING] they are exactly 1990 01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:46,511 where they chose to be. 1991 01:37:46,512 --> 01:37:48,035 But you killed that woman. 1992 01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:49,340 MR. REED: I disagree. 1993 01:37:49,341 --> 01:37:51,777 She... She chose to eat a poisoned pie 1994 01:37:51,778 --> 01:37:53,823 because of her profound faith. 1995 01:37:53,824 --> 01:37:57,653 It is called drinking the... anyone? 1996 01:37:57,654 --> 01:37:59,481 [SNAPPING SHEARS] 1997 01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:00,830 Kool-Aid. 1998 01:38:00,831 --> 01:38:01,919 It is true... 1999 01:38:02,485 --> 01:38:04,921 that I keep these ladies a little chilly, 2000 01:38:04,922 --> 01:38:06,444 and a little peckish, 2001 01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:08,435 for which I am very sorry. Sorry, ladies. 2002 01:38:08,534 --> 01:38:10,361 But only for the same reason 2003 01:38:10,362 --> 01:38:11,841 that your church goes to Haiti 2004 01:38:11,842 --> 01:38:13,888 to give out Bibles after a hurricane. 2005 01:38:14,323 --> 01:38:16,412 It's easier to control 2006 01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,022 - someone who has lost... - [SHEARS CLICK] 2007 01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,545 - everything. - [SHEARS CLICK] 2008 01:38:20,546 --> 01:38:22,417 You're absolutely right. She did go off-book. 2009 01:38:22,418 --> 01:38:24,854 - [SHEARS SLICE] - [PROPHET SCREAMS] 2010 01:38:24,855 --> 01:38:26,595 Why do you do this? 2011 01:38:26,596 --> 01:38:27,858 The question is, 2012 01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:29,990 why do you all let me? 2013 01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:31,078 [SPLASH] 2014 01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:32,558 [WHIMPERING] 2015 01:38:33,211 --> 01:38:34,820 [WHEEZING] 2016 01:38:34,821 --> 01:38:36,910 PAXTON: Sorry... [CRYING] 2017 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:38,999 You are here because the ideas of others 2018 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,131 have influenced every single decision you've made 2019 01:38:41,132 --> 01:38:43,786 since the day you were born, and I've been able to predict 2020 01:38:43,787 --> 01:38:45,962 every decision you would make tonight because of that. 2021 01:38:45,963 --> 01:38:47,443 [WHIMPERING] 2022 01:38:48,444 --> 01:38:50,576 - [CRYING] - [SHUSHING] 2023 01:38:53,753 --> 01:38:55,189 You have allowed them 2024 01:38:55,190 --> 01:38:57,191 to dictate every decision of your life. 2025 01:38:57,192 --> 01:38:58,975 [CRYING] 2026 01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:01,936 They decide who you worship, 2027 01:39:02,762 --> 01:39:05,547 where you worship, what you worship. 2028 01:39:05,548 --> 01:39:07,941 - [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY] - [SPRINKLER SPRAYING] 2029 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:11,554 They even dictate the garments you wear under your clothes. 2030 01:39:12,685 --> 01:39:13,773 The what? 2031 01:39:15,384 --> 01:39:17,167 Your magic underwear. 2032 01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:18,821 - [SLASHING] - [MR. REED SCREAMS, GURGLES] 2033 01:39:18,822 --> 01:39:21,412 - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] - [PAXTON PANTING] 2034 01:39:22,478 --> 01:39:24,697 [GROANING] 2035 01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:29,964 [SQUELCHING] 2036 01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:32,574 [PANTING] 2037 01:39:32,575 --> 01:39:34,685 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 2038 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,245 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2039 01:39:56,860 --> 01:39:58,949 [PANTING] 2040 01:39:59,341 --> 01:40:01,212 [GRUNTING] 2041 01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:06,130 [GROANS] 2042 01:40:10,743 --> 01:40:12,919 [OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS] 2043 01:40:14,051 --> 01:40:15,357 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 2044 01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:19,013 [PANTING] 2045 01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,887 [DOOR CREAKING] 2046 01:40:29,936 --> 01:40:32,026 [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] 2047 01:40:33,070 --> 01:40:34,331 [HEAVY BREATHING] 2048 01:40:34,332 --> 01:40:35,681 [DOOR CREAKING] 2049 01:40:39,381 --> 01:40:40,990 No... No... 2050 01:40:40,991 --> 01:40:42,078 No... 2051 01:40:42,079 --> 01:40:44,037 [HEAVY BREATHING] 2052 01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:45,387 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 2053 01:40:51,610 --> 01:40:53,786 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 2054 01:41:17,723 --> 01:41:19,725 [SQUELCHING] 2055 01:41:21,466 --> 01:41:23,119 [GASPS] 2056 01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:24,861 [PAXTON WHIMPERS] 2057 01:41:25,514 --> 01:41:27,384 [CLATTER] 2058 01:41:27,385 --> 01:41:29,300 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 2059 01:41:30,301 --> 01:41:31,694 [PAXTON WHIMPERING] 2060 01:41:33,475 --> 01:41:37,307 - [DOOR SLAMMING SHUT] - [PAXTON GASPS] 2061 01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:39,528 - [PANTING] - [MR. REED GROANING] 2062 01:41:46,709 --> 01:41:48,189 [WHEEZING] 2063 01:41:48,667 --> 01:41:49,754 [GROANS] 2064 01:41:49,755 --> 01:41:50,842 [LAUGHS] 2065 01:41:50,843 --> 01:41:52,322 [PAXTON WHIMPERING] 2066 01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,411 [GROANING] 2067 01:41:54,238 --> 01:41:55,500 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 2068 01:41:56,545 --> 01:41:58,112 [GROANS, INHALES SHARPLY] 2069 01:41:58,851 --> 01:42:00,330 MR. REED: [WEAKLY] Pray... 2070 01:42:00,331 --> 01:42:01,593 [WHIMPERS] 2071 01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,210 Pray. 2072 01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:07,207 [WATER DRIPPING] 2073 01:42:07,208 --> 01:42:09,123 [WHIMPERS] 2074 01:42:10,994 --> 01:42:12,517 Pray for us. 2075 01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,433 [EXHALES] 2076 01:42:17,043 --> 01:42:18,957 Praying... [INHALES SHARPLY] 2077 01:42:18,958 --> 01:42:20,611 doesn't work. 2078 01:42:20,612 --> 01:42:22,136 [BREATHING WEAKLY] 2079 01:42:23,833 --> 01:42:24,920 [PAINED BREATH] 2080 01:42:24,921 --> 01:42:26,488 [PAXTON PANTING] 2081 01:42:27,053 --> 01:42:30,187 Have you ever heard of the great prayer experiment? 2082 01:42:32,189 --> 01:42:34,059 [GRUNTING] 2083 01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:35,366 [GROANS] 2084 01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,412 They divided patients into groups. 2085 01:42:38,413 --> 01:42:41,938 Those who received prayers and those who didn't. 2086 01:42:45,724 --> 01:42:48,118 The results of the study were conclusive. 2087 01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,294 It doesn't work. 2088 01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:52,600 But I think it's beautiful 2089 01:42:52,601 --> 01:42:54,254 that we all pray for each other... 2090 01:42:54,255 --> 01:42:55,733 [MR. REED GROANS] 2091 01:42:55,734 --> 01:42:57,953 even though we all probably know 2092 01:42:57,954 --> 01:42:59,825 it doesn't make a difference. 2093 01:43:00,652 --> 01:43:02,784 [WHEEZING] 2094 01:43:02,785 --> 01:43:06,180 It's just nice to think about someone other than yourself. 2095 01:43:08,312 --> 01:43:09,705 Even if it's you. 2096 01:43:12,838 --> 01:43:14,057 [GROANS] 2097 01:43:15,798 --> 01:43:16,973 [BREATHING WEAKLY] 2098 01:43:19,715 --> 01:43:22,845 - [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] - [PAXTON PRAYING INDISTINCTLY] 2099 01:43:22,979 --> 01:43:24,762 I'm grateful for all the trials 2100 01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:26,417 you've given me in my life. 2101 01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:31,160 And for your path that you've laid out for me. 2102 01:43:31,161 --> 01:43:34,120 [WHEEZING] Quietly. 2103 01:43:39,735 --> 01:43:41,215 [MR. REED WHIMPERS] 2104 01:43:42,477 --> 01:43:43,999 [MR. REED WHEEZES] 2105 01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,522 [PAXTON CONTINUES PRAYING INDISTINCTLY] 2106 01:43:45,523 --> 01:43:47,612 [DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 2107 01:44:00,669 --> 01:44:03,106 [INDISTINCT PRAYER] 2108 01:44:03,135 --> 01:44:06,456 - [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] - [SLASHING] 2109 01:44:06,457 --> 01:44:07,544 - [MR. REED GROANS, SCREAMS] - [GASPS] 2110 01:44:07,545 --> 01:44:09,634 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 2111 01:44:16,293 --> 01:44:18,687 [BREATH TREMBLING] 2112 01:44:21,298 --> 01:44:23,474 [SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2113 01:44:53,330 --> 01:44:55,680 [SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 2114 01:44:57,508 --> 01:44:59,858 [IMPERCEPTIBLE] 2115 01:45:11,392 --> 01:45:13,481 [WATER DROPS PATTERING] 2116 01:45:16,092 --> 01:45:17,528 Goodbye, Sister. 2117 01:45:20,662 --> 01:45:21,750 [SNIFFLES] 2118 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,491 [KISSES] 2119 01:45:24,492 --> 01:45:25,710 [SOBBING] 2120 01:45:26,581 --> 01:45:28,364 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2121 01:45:28,365 --> 01:45:31,063 [PANTING] 2122 01:45:33,370 --> 01:45:34,420 [WHIMPERS] 2123 01:45:43,989 --> 01:45:46,122 [CONTINUES PANTING] 2124 01:45:49,734 --> 01:45:50,953 [CREAKING] 2125 01:46:02,878 --> 01:46:05,054 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2126 01:46:12,191 --> 01:46:14,368 [PANTING] 2127 01:46:37,695 --> 01:46:40,002 [DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES] 2128 01:46:41,351 --> 01:46:42,873 [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING] 2129 01:46:42,874 --> 01:46:44,833 [WIND BLOWING] 2130 01:46:52,014 --> 01:46:54,904 [KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR BY SOPHIE THATCHER PLAYING] 2131 01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:17,822 ? Mama take this badge off me ? 2132 01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:27,441 ? I can't use it anymore ? 2133 01:47:31,662 --> 01:47:37,451 ? It's getting dark too dark to see ? 2134 01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:47,455 ? I feel like I'm knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2135 01:47:51,508 --> 01:47:56,948 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2136 01:48:01,257 --> 01:48:06,218 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2137 01:48:10,919 --> 01:48:16,272 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2138 01:48:20,711 --> 01:48:25,934 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2139 01:48:49,871 --> 01:48:55,006 ? Mama put my guns in the ground ? 2140 01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:04,755 ? I can't shoot them anymore ? 2141 01:49:08,933 --> 01:49:14,635 ? That long black cloud is comin' down ? 2142 01:49:18,943 --> 01:49:24,427 ? Feels like I'm knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2143 01:49:28,823 --> 01:49:34,263 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2144 01:49:38,484 --> 01:49:43,577 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2145 01:49:48,407 --> 01:49:53,499 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2146 01:49:58,243 --> 01:50:02,243 ? Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door ? 2147 01:50:02,293 --> 01:50:06,843 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 148749

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