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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,601 Timber! 2 00:04:53,412 --> 00:04:54,913 That's a deep hole. 3 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:56,781 And getting deeper. 4 00:04:56,915 --> 00:04:58,383 Why are you digging it? 5 00:04:58,517 --> 00:04:59,750 We're building a house. 6 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:01,086 Down there? 7 00:05:51,103 --> 00:05:53,005 I don't know, Richard. 8 00:05:53,138 --> 00:05:56,275 That back porch window just doesn't want to stay closed. 9 00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:59,178 Even had my husband sand down where it's warped. 10 00:05:59,311 --> 00:06:01,980 Even though nobody seems to care, 11 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:04,149 a million dollars is a steal these days. 12 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:06,084 -Hmm. -Here are the keys. 13 00:06:06,085 --> 00:06:08,252 Please remember to put them in the lockbox 14 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:10,021 -when you're finished. -Look, we won't be long. 15 00:06:10,022 --> 00:06:11,190 20, 30 minutes, tops. 16 00:06:11,191 --> 00:06:12,722 And thank you for arranging this. 17 00:06:12,723 --> 00:06:13,926 It means a lot. 18 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:16,295 My pleasure, Richard. 19 00:07:02,107 --> 00:07:03,609 You truly won't find 20 00:07:03,741 --> 00:07:06,078 a more perfect house. 21 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:08,141 There's a full basement where we have 22 00:07:08,213 --> 00:07:10,816 an ultramodern central heating furnace 23 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:13,751 with copper pipes, an oil burner. 24 00:07:13,885 --> 00:07:15,265 No more of that coal stoking. 25 00:07:15,266 --> 00:07:18,923 Uh, it's only been on the market 18 days. 26 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:20,492 It won't last long. 27 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:23,495 The house was originally built in 1900, Mr. and Mrs. Young. 28 00:07:23,629 --> 00:07:24,830 A half colonial. 29 00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:27,899 It is as sturdy as an old tree. 30 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,901 So, as you can see, Mr. and Mrs. Young... 31 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,637 Al and Rose is fine! 32 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:33,519 Al lost the hearing in his left ear 33 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,506 when a shell exploded right next to him. 34 00:07:35,507 --> 00:07:37,541 The doctors say it will eventually clear up. 35 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:38,877 Oh, that's fortunate. 36 00:07:38,878 --> 00:07:40,645 He also has bomb fragments lodged in his hip. 37 00:07:40,646 --> 00:07:42,880 He'll have to carry that around for the rest of his life. 38 00:07:42,881 --> 00:07:44,449 My husband went missing at sea. 39 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:45,951 -Oh. -At Midway. 40 00:07:47,152 --> 00:07:48,687 Three years in June now. 41 00:07:48,688 --> 00:07:51,889 I've heard of people having the doorbell ring 42 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:53,858 and their husband is standing right there. 43 00:07:53,859 --> 00:07:55,489 Al was in the Battle of Saint-Lo. 44 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:57,362 11,000 casualties in two weeks. 45 00:07:57,496 --> 00:07:59,906 For crying out loud, Rose, what does any of this 46 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,167 have to do with the price of tea in China? 47 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:03,368 China! 48 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:08,273 The house is 1,800 square feet 49 00:08:08,407 --> 00:08:11,043 with enough lot to add on if you grow. 50 00:08:11,176 --> 00:08:13,178 There's a dining room. 51 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:16,014 Yeah, custom kitchen cabinets, a breakfast nook, 52 00:08:16,148 --> 00:08:17,649 a lovely back porch, 53 00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:20,719 which can always be converted into a spare guest room. 54 00:08:20,852 --> 00:08:22,888 Upstairs, four large bedrooms, 55 00:08:23,021 --> 00:08:24,723 bathrooms, one with a shower, 56 00:08:24,856 --> 00:08:27,192 a powder room and large closets. 57 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:30,629 The kitchen appliances come with the house. 58 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:32,531 A four-burner Norge range, 59 00:08:32,664 --> 00:08:35,254 complete with a built-in electric clock and timer. 60 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:36,935 I don't like it much at all. 61 00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:39,338 It's like a shoebox. 62 00:08:39,471 --> 00:08:42,074 I can't imagine anyone living here. 63 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:46,011 Not much of a view for what you're asking. 64 00:08:46,578 --> 00:08:48,013 If I may. 65 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:50,749 Of all my listings, this property is by far 66 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,550 the closest to the new grade school. 67 00:08:52,551 --> 00:08:54,961 And it's less than a mile from the new aerodrome 68 00:08:55,053 --> 00:08:56,321 they're going to build. 69 00:08:56,455 --> 00:08:59,291 Could come in handy in the future. 70 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:01,325 -The future? -That's right, Pauline. 71 00:09:01,326 --> 00:09:03,395 It's the only direction we're headed. 72 00:09:03,528 --> 00:09:06,598 And it's happening right now, right here. 73 00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:09,801 John, is living near an aerodrome 74 00:09:09,802 --> 00:09:11,202 really that important to you? 75 00:09:11,203 --> 00:09:13,372 It is, Pauline. It truly is. 76 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:15,340 It's the future. 77 00:09:17,342 --> 00:09:21,179 Well, I guess I'll get used to that monstrosity 78 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:23,314 -across the street. -Darling, you are a peach. 79 00:09:23,315 --> 00:09:25,684 You're an absolute peach. 80 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:50,175 So, they're asking 3,400. 81 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,214 That's a very good price. 82 00:09:56,215 --> 00:09:58,817 I have two more couples who are coming just today. 83 00:09:58,818 --> 00:10:00,786 One is a colonel, I understand. 84 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:02,387 Married an Italian woman. 85 00:10:02,521 --> 00:10:04,489 She doesn't speak a word of English. 86 00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:05,991 Has a lovely smile. 87 00:10:07,392 --> 00:10:09,622 Why don't I give you a moment to talk it over? 88 00:10:11,329 --> 00:10:14,199 3,400? Gee whillikers, Rose, no. 89 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,434 We agreed we couldn't pay more than 3,000, 90 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,804 even with my dad's money. 91 00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:19,137 I'm pregnant. 92 00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:21,522 You're what? 93 00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:22,958 I'm pregnant! 94 00:10:23,442 --> 00:10:24,576 -You are? -Yes. 95 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,311 -Really? -Three months. 96 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:32,784 Any thoughts? 97 00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,855 The price is right in line with the G.I. Bill guarantee. 98 00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:37,489 -We'll take it. -Yes! 99 00:10:37,622 --> 00:10:39,391 We'll take it! Yes, we will. 100 00:10:39,524 --> 00:10:42,327 Ricky, it's your first Christmas. 101 00:10:42,461 --> 00:10:45,163 -Yes! Get you here. -Okay. 102 00:10:46,097 --> 00:10:47,147 Oh, look at him. 103 00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:49,201 He's such a perfect angel. 104 00:10:49,334 --> 00:10:50,903 -Ricky, smile. -Oh, Ricky... 105 00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:53,638 Ready and... smile. 106 00:10:53,772 --> 00:10:56,107 Okay, calm down, Ricky. 107 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,477 Ricky? Ricky, sit down. 108 00:10:58,610 --> 00:10:59,912 Sit. Over here. 109 00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:01,346 -Ricky. Ricky. -Yes. 110 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,949 Okay, we get it. You can jump. 111 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,850 -Ricky. Quit jumping. -Ricky, sit down, honey. 112 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,618 Sit down next to your... 113 00:11:06,619 --> 00:11:08,452 -Sit down next to your sister. -We're gonna take a picture. 114 00:11:08,453 --> 00:11:09,855 -It's all right. Sit down. -Ricky! Ricky, sit down! 115 00:11:09,856 --> 00:11:12,324 -Smile. Smile. -Goddamn it, Ricky, sit down! 116 00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:13,758 Oh, my God! 117 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:16,728 Okay, Ricky Ricardo, time to give it a rest. 118 00:11:16,863 --> 00:11:18,931 Yeah, that... it's... 119 00:11:19,064 --> 00:11:21,500 really loud for Daddy's head. 120 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,702 -Ricky, listen to me. -Look, Jimmy, look. 121 00:11:23,836 --> 00:11:25,670 Rick... Ricky! 122 00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:27,506 Ricky, stop it, goddamn it! 123 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:28,908 Look, Jimmy, look! 124 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,210 Yeah, and I think Santa's lost his goddamn mind. 125 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:34,346 Those drums are from your mother. 126 00:11:34,479 --> 00:11:36,348 Well, they're going in the garage. 127 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:41,854 Jimmy, Elizabeth, I'm warning you two. 128 00:11:41,988 --> 00:11:44,155 Get ready for bed, please. 129 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,358 Elizabeth, take your brother upstairs. 130 00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:47,541 Now. 131 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,227 -Thank you. -Come on. 132 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:51,195 I met the couple who moved into the new house, honey. 133 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,563 Oh, honey, don't close the drapes. 134 00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:54,566 I hate it. It looks like a funeral parlor. 135 00:11:58,004 --> 00:11:59,070 Ted and Virginia. 136 00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:00,873 Yeah? What are they like? 137 00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:02,474 Well, she's gonna have a baby. 138 00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:04,576 -What are they like? -Um... 139 00:12:05,277 --> 00:12:07,112 Well, they like to laugh. 140 00:12:07,245 --> 00:12:09,714 They're so, I don't know, filled with life. 141 00:12:09,849 --> 00:12:10,899 -Yeah? -Yeah. 142 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,216 How long they been married? 143 00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:13,585 Stop it. 144 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,553 -Ricky, sweetheart, 20 minutes. -I'm just playing. 145 00:12:15,554 --> 00:12:17,844 That's it, all right? And put this stuff away. 146 00:12:19,691 --> 00:12:21,459 Elizabeth! Jimmy! 147 00:12:23,762 --> 00:12:26,064 That's a hell of a battle you got going there. 148 00:12:26,197 --> 00:12:27,499 Who's winning? 149 00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:29,622 The Americans just shot all the Krauts. 150 00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:31,169 Good. 151 00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:32,838 Did you ever shoot anybody? 152 00:12:33,772 --> 00:12:34,822 Come again? 153 00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:37,275 In the war- Did you shoot anybody? 154 00:12:40,278 --> 00:12:41,546 It's hard to know. 155 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:45,717 Everything happens so fast, it's just a blur. 156 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:49,754 You never really see the enemy, just the flash of a helmet. 157 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:55,895 Guy next to me, Carl Bolton, from Wesley, Ohio... 158 00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:58,665 he had two different color eyes- One... 159 00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:00,599 one brown, one blue. 160 00:13:01,099 --> 00:13:02,334 Two-tone. 161 00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:05,270 Called him Two-tone. 162 00:13:07,339 --> 00:13:09,207 Saw him get his jaw blown off. 163 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,210 What did you do? 164 00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:16,247 What? Do? 165 00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,184 After that guy got his jaw shot off, what'd you do? 166 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:26,157 I don't want to talk about it. 167 00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:03,923 They should arrive within a fortnight. 168 00:15:04,056 --> 00:15:06,624 And to be perfectly honest, I dread it. 169 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:09,995 Oh, William, your own father, your own son. 170 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:11,262 -Please. -I... I know. 171 00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:13,598 I'm just nervous to see little Billy. 172 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,767 He's 13 now. 173 00:15:15,768 --> 00:15:17,869 It's been years since we were last together. 174 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:20,472 You know, he might as well be my father's son. 175 00:15:20,473 --> 00:15:22,473 Your father is certainly a presence, 176 00:15:22,474 --> 00:15:25,410 but you are an important man in your own right. 177 00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:27,773 My father thinks he can overthrow the Crown. 178 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,780 And this treasonous rabble that follows him 179 00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:32,584 has no idea what a crackpot the old man is! 180 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:35,353 Flying a kite, naked but for his nightgown, 181 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:38,289 in the middle of a lightning storm, no less. 182 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,591 Promise me that you will not discuss politics 183 00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:42,061 with your father. 184 00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:44,596 I so dislike arguments. 185 00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:46,597 Well, I'm afraid my father and I are on 186 00:15:46,598 --> 00:15:48,500 entirely different sides now. 187 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,769 Breaks my heart to read his letters. 188 00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:53,038 My own father is becoming a terrorist. 189 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,672 You redcoat bastard! 190 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,442 What in the... 191 00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:59,343 -I took his hat off! -The indignity! 192 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,612 You ruffians! 193 00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:02,480 You ought to be put in the stocks! 194 00:16:02,614 --> 00:16:05,251 You filthy rebel scoundrels! 195 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,253 -Oh, my. -Oh, oh, Elizabeth. 196 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:09,621 Oh, what is this world coming to? 197 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,589 I wonder how old it is. 198 00:16:11,723 --> 00:16:13,391 It's over 200 years old. 199 00:16:13,525 --> 00:16:15,493 Some famous colonial guy lived there. 200 00:16:15,627 --> 00:16:17,362 Really? Who told you that? 201 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:19,965 -Dave, our next-door neighbor. -Dave? 202 00:16:19,966 --> 00:16:21,900 Yeah, the one with the perfect lawn. 203 00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,434 Little welcome gift from Dave. 204 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:24,937 Oh, how nice. 205 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,205 Have you seen Justin? 206 00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:27,504 I need help with these heavy boxes. 207 00:16:27,505 --> 00:16:29,507 Yeah, he's out back. Justin! 208 00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:31,009 Come help your mother with these boxes. 209 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,145 Hold on, you packed that ratty thing? 210 00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:34,847 Of course I did. 211 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,949 -Buck's a family heirloom. -Uh-huh. 212 00:16:37,082 --> 00:16:39,717 Well, you can hang that ugly heirloom in the garage. 213 00:16:39,852 --> 00:16:41,954 She called you ugly, Buck. 214 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,825 You know what is ugly, is these damn walls. 215 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,393 What'd they do, paint it with vomit? 216 00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:49,929 You're so romantic. 217 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,664 -Isn't he romantic, Raquel? -He sure is. 218 00:16:52,797 --> 00:16:54,666 ♪ It was an itsy-bitsy ♪ 219 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,837 ♪ Teeny-weeny Yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 220 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:01,207 ♪ That she wore For the first time today ♪ 221 00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:05,211 ♪ An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny Yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 222 00:17:05,343 --> 00:17:07,345 ♪ So in... ♪ 223 00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:08,546 My chair! 224 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,481 Jimmy! 225 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:11,816 Why did you knock Susie off her chair? 226 00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,184 I'm just playing the game, Mom. 227 00:17:13,185 --> 00:17:14,419 No, you're not. 228 00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:15,787 You have to play nicely. 229 00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:17,731 Now, go to your room. Did you hear me? 230 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,157 ♪ Yellow polka-dot bikini... ♪ 231 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,358 I said go to your room. 232 00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:21,693 Thank you. 233 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,561 ♪ For the first time today ♪ 234 00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:27,867 ♪ An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny Yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 235 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,635 ♪ So in the locker She wanted to stay ♪ 236 00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,541 Everything okay in there? 237 00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:39,477 Yeah, I just... I can't get enough 238 00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:42,281 smooth action on this damn footrest. 239 00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:43,714 Oh, you'll figure it out, honey. 240 00:17:43,715 --> 00:17:44,950 You always do. 241 00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:46,417 Here's your lunch. 242 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,486 Thanks, doll. 243 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,491 Huh. 244 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,661 Every day, the mailman comes, 245 00:17:56,794 --> 00:17:59,731 the dog barks, the mailman goes away. 246 00:17:59,865 --> 00:18:01,615 The dog thinks he has protected us 247 00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:03,401 once again from an intruder. 248 00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,069 It's a symbiotic relationship. 249 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,760 -It's a little ritual they do. -Aw. 250 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,941 -A little performance. -A little like us. 251 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:11,310 Oh, how do you mean? 252 00:18:11,311 --> 00:18:12,977 I mean I make you a Spam sandwich 253 00:18:12,978 --> 00:18:14,880 and you sit in your Relaxer chair. 254 00:18:15,014 --> 00:18:16,115 Exactly. 255 00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:21,120 Only now, I'm calling it my Relax-E-Boy chair. 256 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:22,453 -Oh. -Mm. 257 00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,457 Isn't Relaxer chair too on the nose? 258 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:25,958 -Mm... -I feel like, 259 00:18:26,091 --> 00:18:27,525 by calling it a boy, 260 00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:30,695 it gives it a fun, youthful feel. 261 00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:32,763 God knows we got to appeal to that youth market. 262 00:18:32,764 --> 00:18:34,666 Relax-E-Boy. I like that. 263 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:36,467 You are so clever. 264 00:18:37,468 --> 00:18:40,906 Relax-E-Boy. Relax-E-Boy. 265 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,175 Relax-E-Boy chair. 266 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,510 Relax. 267 00:18:46,178 --> 00:18:47,346 Relax-E-Boy. 268 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,950 What you need is a Relax-E-Boy chair. 269 00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:54,619 The milk's here. 270 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,287 For some reason, he always leaves it 271 00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:57,923 at the bottom of the steps. 272 00:18:58,057 --> 00:19:00,125 And his horse shits right next to it. 273 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,165 What do you think? 274 00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:09,701 Just shipped in from London- Alfred Dunhill. 275 00:19:09,702 --> 00:19:11,836 -What time will you be home? -Oh, let me see. 276 00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:14,873 Uh, 450-mile round trip to Schenectady 277 00:19:15,007 --> 00:19:19,311 at 110 miles per hour, plus two fuel stops. 278 00:19:19,445 --> 00:19:22,247 I'll be home before you can say "Schenectady." 279 00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:24,716 -Good Lord. -The sky's the limit, Pauline. 280 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:26,852 John, you mortgaged our house 281 00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:29,288 to buy that ridiculous airplane. 282 00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:30,755 Our home. 283 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,723 Just come up with me for a ride- One ride. 284 00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:34,834 -You'll love it. Trust me. -Not on your life. 285 00:19:34,927 --> 00:19:37,463 I tremble every time you get in that contraption. 286 00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:40,631 Every week, I read in the news that an airplane has crashed. 287 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:43,102 You know why? Poor fuel management. 288 00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:46,105 Most planes crash because they run out of gas. 289 00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:49,441 Fuel management is the key to safe flying. 290 00:19:49,442 --> 00:19:51,175 And regular engine maintenance. 291 00:19:51,176 --> 00:19:53,610 Proper fuel management and regular engine maintenance 292 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,680 are the keys to safe flying. 293 00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:57,182 And the weather. 294 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:59,783 Proper fuel management, regular engine maintenance 295 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:02,054 and staying out of thunderstorms. 296 00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:03,554 That's all it takes. 297 00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:07,592 Aviation is the future, Pauline. 298 00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:09,594 Your head is in the clouds, John. 299 00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,262 I knew you were going to say that. 300 00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:13,165 How do you know what I was gonna say? 301 00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:16,135 Well, I'm done with this bullshit conversation. 302 00:20:16,268 --> 00:20:18,703 Christ almighty, what is the world coming to? 303 00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,372 What was that all about? 304 00:20:20,373 --> 00:20:23,307 Goddamn Bill, he calls me long-distance from Pittsburgh 305 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,310 to brag about all the sales he's made. 306 00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:26,744 It's late, Al. 307 00:20:26,745 --> 00:20:28,146 -We should go to bed. -Goddamn Pittsburgh. 308 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:29,881 How come he's at the trade show, huh? 309 00:20:29,882 --> 00:20:31,983 No, really, I... I've been at the company longer. 310 00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:33,717 I've been... I've been passed over, Rose. 311 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:34,987 I've been passed over. 312 00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:39,124 No, he's right. He's right. 313 00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:41,894 I never succeeded in anything unless you count 314 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,429 staying alive in the war, and then I just got lucky. 315 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,132 Oh, we both got lucky that we found one another. 316 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,535 Ricky, don't forget to turn out the lights. 317 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,602 Al, it's so late. Let's go to bed. 318 00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:53,305 Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a minute. 319 00:20:57,642 --> 00:20:59,144 What are you always drawing? 320 00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:02,114 -Whatever I see. -Let me see. 321 00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:08,287 Well, what do you know? The living room. 322 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:10,222 That'll bring a pretty penny. 323 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,560 Goddamn Bill. 324 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:17,595 Hey, how... how many towns can you name in Pennsylvania, 325 00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:18,964 besides Pittsburgh? 326 00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:21,266 Uh, not too many. 327 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,835 Philadelphia. 328 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,735 I don't know. Allen-something. 329 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,371 "Allen-something." 330 00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:28,606 -Allentown. -Mm. 331 00:21:28,739 --> 00:21:30,042 Hard to remember. 332 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:33,344 I could tell you every town along the turnpike. 333 00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:36,614 Grove City, Clarion, DuBois, Bellefonte... 334 00:21:37,883 --> 00:21:40,018 Lock Haven. 335 00:21:40,152 --> 00:21:42,802 Each one has a hotel, and if you know your way around, 336 00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:45,656 you can get a room that looks out at the river. 337 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,725 You hear it going all night. 338 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:50,929 Nothing like sleeping to the sound of a river. 339 00:21:51,063 --> 00:21:53,532 And then you got diners with food so good, boy, 340 00:21:53,664 --> 00:21:55,834 you can't imagine. 341 00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:59,271 Places to drink that make you feel right at home. 342 00:22:02,841 --> 00:22:04,276 I've been to places. 343 00:22:06,677 --> 00:22:08,080 I've been to places. 344 00:22:11,316 --> 00:22:13,718 One night, I took somebody back to my room. 345 00:22:16,388 --> 00:22:17,523 She had red hair. 346 00:22:17,688 --> 00:22:19,191 Al, are you coming to bed? 347 00:22:19,324 --> 00:22:20,459 Yeah. 348 00:22:21,326 --> 00:22:23,028 Why are you telling me all this? 349 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,035 It's just one night. 350 00:23:16,582 --> 00:23:18,016 They let me go. 351 00:23:18,817 --> 00:23:20,447 What do you mean they let you go? 352 00:23:20,953 --> 00:23:23,088 They let me go. They... 353 00:23:23,089 --> 00:23:24,956 said there weren't enough opportunities 354 00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:26,891 for salesmen of that product anymore, 355 00:23:26,892 --> 00:23:29,428 and I don't know, and they're shrinking. 356 00:23:30,795 --> 00:23:32,730 They gave Bill Pennsylvania. 357 00:23:32,731 --> 00:23:36,100 What are they talking about? "Opportunities." 358 00:23:36,101 --> 00:23:38,451 Didn't I always sell for them, Rose? Didn't I? 359 00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:42,106 We'll have to take a new mortgage out 360 00:23:42,107 --> 00:23:43,157 on the house somehow. 361 00:23:43,275 --> 00:23:44,810 The roof will have to wait. 362 00:23:46,211 --> 00:23:48,880 They... they shrunk me, Rose. 363 00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:50,849 They shrunk me. 364 00:23:50,983 --> 00:23:52,484 What am I gonna do now, Rose? 365 00:23:52,618 --> 00:23:54,019 What am I gonna do? 366 00:23:56,154 --> 00:23:58,023 We'll figure it out. 367 00:23:59,024 --> 00:24:00,726 We always do. 368 00:24:03,295 --> 00:24:05,465 Hey, everybody, I want you to meet someone. 369 00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,398 Elizabeth, Jimmy, say hello to Margaret. 370 00:24:07,399 --> 00:24:08,799 -Hi, guys. -Hi, Margaret. 371 00:24:10,502 --> 00:24:12,371 Whoopee cushion. What a jerk. 372 00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:13,705 Hey, Dad? 373 00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:15,507 I'd like you to meet Margaret. 374 00:24:15,508 --> 00:24:16,841 Nice to meet you, Margaret. 375 00:24:16,842 --> 00:24:18,910 Nice to meet you, Mr. Young. 376 00:24:18,911 --> 00:24:20,978 Uh, Richard told me that you fought in the war. 377 00:24:20,979 --> 00:24:23,148 -My... my father was a pilot. -Ah. 378 00:24:23,282 --> 00:24:25,212 Yeah, yeah, in '59, he tried out to be a... 379 00:24:25,217 --> 00:24:26,417 a... an astronaut with NASA. 380 00:24:26,418 --> 00:24:28,185 Well, his eyes weren't good enough. 381 00:24:28,186 --> 00:24:29,820 -But he almost made it, right? -Yeah, he did. 382 00:24:29,821 --> 00:24:34,293 But he... he manages a chain of auto parts stores now. 383 00:24:35,661 --> 00:24:39,498 And he always says, "Oh, what could have been?" 384 00:24:39,631 --> 00:24:43,201 Well, there is a lot of that going around. 385 00:24:43,202 --> 00:24:45,002 "Well, there's a lot of that going-" 386 00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:46,972 Mom, I want you to meet Margaret. 387 00:24:46,973 --> 00:24:49,206 I'm just taking out the roast, honey. Who? 388 00:24:49,207 --> 00:24:50,742 -Margaret. -I'll go in. 389 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:52,210 Hi, Mrs. Young. 390 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:54,379 Can I help you with anything? 391 00:24:54,513 --> 00:24:56,715 Pleasure to meet you, Margaret. 392 00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:58,650 So, do you go to Franklin High? 393 00:24:58,784 --> 00:25:00,185 No, I go to St. Paul's. 394 00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:02,154 Oh. 395 00:25:02,155 --> 00:25:04,355 St. Paul's. Well, how did you meet Richard? 396 00:25:04,356 --> 00:25:06,458 Hey, did you see the zesty carrots? 397 00:25:06,591 --> 00:25:09,227 What do you plan to do after high school, Margaret? 398 00:25:10,128 --> 00:25:12,064 I'd like to go to college. 399 00:25:12,964 --> 00:25:14,533 Maybe someday be a lawyer. 400 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:17,102 -A lawyer? -She'd make a good lawyer. 401 00:25:17,669 --> 00:25:18,809 She's very persuasive. 402 00:25:18,937 --> 00:25:20,497 What's wrong with being a wife? 403 00:25:23,342 --> 00:25:26,278 If you decide to do something, don't wait. 404 00:25:26,411 --> 00:25:28,146 I had wanted to be a bookkeeper. 405 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,549 You should see her checkbook. 406 00:25:33,552 --> 00:25:36,855 Well, I'm going into the graphic arts. 407 00:25:36,856 --> 00:25:38,756 -I'm going to be an artist. -Oh, great. 408 00:25:38,757 --> 00:25:40,925 Just what the world needs. Don't be an idiot. 409 00:25:40,926 --> 00:25:42,527 Get a job where you wear a suit. 410 00:25:45,597 --> 00:25:46,932 Time just went. 411 00:25:54,139 --> 00:25:56,141 I would have been a good bookkeeper. 412 00:26:16,161 --> 00:26:17,864 Ew! 413 00:26:17,996 --> 00:26:19,046 Damn it, Jimmy! 414 00:26:19,097 --> 00:26:20,599 -I see you. -Kissing! 415 00:26:20,732 --> 00:26:23,168 I am gonna clobber you! 416 00:26:25,237 --> 00:26:27,038 Can you smell something funny? 417 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,039 You know, when you smell something, 418 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,710 you're actually inhaling molecules 419 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,846 that have detached themselves 420 00:26:33,847 --> 00:26:35,746 from whatever it is you're smelling 421 00:26:35,747 --> 00:26:38,617 and... and spread out over a large area. 422 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,586 If we could see a loaf of bread by its smell, 423 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,422 it would be enormous. 424 00:26:45,724 --> 00:26:47,959 Hey, gorgeous, get a load of this recline. 425 00:26:48,093 --> 00:26:49,394 I'm late, Raquel. 426 00:26:49,395 --> 00:26:51,162 I probably won't see you again until Thursday. 427 00:26:51,163 --> 00:26:53,465 Okay, see you Thursday, Ms. H. 428 00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:54,867 Okay, you be good. 429 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,268 Oh, I will. 430 00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:58,269 -Morning, Raquel. -Ah, morning, Justin. 431 00:26:58,270 --> 00:27:00,071 -You got your lunch? -Uh-huh. 432 00:27:00,205 --> 00:27:02,495 Anything exciting going on in school today? 433 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:03,474 Mm, not really. 434 00:27:03,475 --> 00:27:04,976 Just first day of driver's ed. 435 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:07,312 Driver's ed? Dios mio. 436 00:27:07,446 --> 00:27:09,736 Only yesterday, I was changing your diapers. 437 00:27:09,748 --> 00:27:11,149 Uh-huh. See you Thursday. 438 00:27:11,818 --> 00:27:13,518 -Wallet. -Check. 439 00:27:13,652 --> 00:27:15,253 -Watch. -Check. 440 00:27:15,387 --> 00:27:16,521 Keys? 441 00:27:16,655 --> 00:27:19,057 Check, check and double check. 442 00:27:19,191 --> 00:27:20,927 -You nervous? -Yeah. 443 00:27:20,928 --> 00:27:22,560 I'm not sure I can still do this. 444 00:27:22,561 --> 00:27:24,897 You could sell a teapot a spout. 445 00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:26,498 No one can say no to you. 446 00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,399 -You're a charmer. -Oh? I don't know, Rose. 447 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,936 I'm not a 23-year-old veteran 448 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:31,758 full of piss and vinegar anymore. 449 00:27:33,138 --> 00:27:34,841 Just watch your drinking. 450 00:27:34,973 --> 00:27:37,042 Jesus Christ. 451 00:27:46,485 --> 00:27:47,652 Oh, my goodness, Mommy. 452 00:27:47,786 --> 00:27:49,120 It was so exciting. 453 00:27:49,121 --> 00:27:51,422 You can see everything just like a bird does. 454 00:27:51,423 --> 00:27:53,959 And it makes your tummy tickle and get all squiggly. 455 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,795 And you're taller than the tallest tree. 456 00:27:56,929 --> 00:27:59,664 And everybody looks so small, like they're ants. 457 00:27:59,798 --> 00:28:03,368 And all the houses and carriages look like toys. 458 00:28:03,502 --> 00:28:06,032 We weren't expecting you home until this evening. 459 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:09,474 How is the suffering for suffrage going? 460 00:28:09,475 --> 00:28:11,877 The windows couldn't open, so we postponed it 461 00:28:11,878 --> 00:28:15,080 until we could find a room with better ventilation. 462 00:28:15,081 --> 00:28:17,047 Sweetheart, will you please go to your room 463 00:28:17,048 --> 00:28:18,282 and practice for a while? 464 00:28:18,283 --> 00:28:19,723 I need to speak to your father. 465 00:28:19,724 --> 00:28:21,920 When you finish, can I tell you about the landing? 466 00:28:21,921 --> 00:28:23,121 Of course, dear. 467 00:28:23,255 --> 00:28:24,556 I'll come get you. 468 00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:30,094 I can't believe you took our precious child 469 00:28:30,095 --> 00:28:31,363 up in that death trap. 470 00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:33,197 Calm down, Pauline. You're overreacting. 471 00:28:33,198 --> 00:28:36,535 Overreacting? My God, John, she's the only child we have. 472 00:28:36,536 --> 00:28:39,036 Look, I simply wanted her to experience something 473 00:28:39,037 --> 00:28:41,338 that very few people, let alone children, have... 474 00:28:41,339 --> 00:28:42,574 Oh, please. 475 00:28:43,775 --> 00:28:46,545 I'm sorry. I should have told you ahead of time. 476 00:28:46,546 --> 00:28:49,346 You know perfectly well I would never have allowed it. Never. 477 00:28:49,347 --> 00:28:50,715 Okay, you're right. 478 00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:52,050 You're right. 479 00:28:53,051 --> 00:28:55,086 Sell that infernal plane, John, 480 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:56,970 before somebody gets killed in it. 481 00:28:58,456 --> 00:29:02,460 ♪ I bless the day I found you ♪ 482 00:29:03,061 --> 00:29:04,462 ♪ I want ♪ 483 00:29:04,596 --> 00:29:07,098 ♪ To stay around you... ♪ 484 00:29:07,232 --> 00:29:08,667 You know, if you like, 485 00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:12,704 you could spend the rest of the night here. 486 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,175 ♪ Let it be me ♪ 487 00:29:17,176 --> 00:29:19,945 I could spend the rest of my life here. 488 00:29:19,946 --> 00:29:24,249 ♪ Don't take this heaven From one ♪ 489 00:29:24,382 --> 00:29:26,852 ♪ If you must cling... ♪ 490 00:29:26,986 --> 00:29:28,353 She's pregnant. 491 00:29:29,621 --> 00:29:30,755 She's what? 492 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:32,825 She's pregnant. Margaret is pregnant. 493 00:29:34,593 --> 00:29:36,528 You're just 18 years old. 494 00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:38,462 The beatnik lawyer, is she even 18? 495 00:29:38,463 --> 00:29:40,098 What do you want me to say? 496 00:29:40,231 --> 00:29:42,400 God, you stupid prick, you! 497 00:29:42,401 --> 00:29:44,201 You couldn't keep it in your pants! 498 00:29:44,202 --> 00:29:46,605 We both have stupid pricks, Dad. 499 00:29:47,606 --> 00:29:50,642 Don't be a wiseass. Do not be a wiseass! 500 00:29:50,775 --> 00:29:53,511 You think I wanted to end up selling vacuums? 501 00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:56,816 You think I wanted to be done with my life when I was 22? 502 00:29:56,949 --> 00:29:59,484 You think I didn't have things I wanted to do? 503 00:30:00,052 --> 00:30:01,419 Dreams? 504 00:30:01,553 --> 00:30:02,855 For you. 505 00:30:02,989 --> 00:30:04,991 Al, what's going on? 506 00:30:05,156 --> 00:30:07,158 You're gonna be a grandmother. 507 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,010 What? 508 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:10,562 Margaret's pregnant, Mom. 509 00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:12,330 Now, tonight, we're gonna twice 510 00:30:12,464 --> 00:30:13,698 be entertained by them. 511 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,034 Right now and again 512 00:30:15,035 --> 00:30:16,600 in the second half of our show. 513 00:30:16,601 --> 00:30:18,036 Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles! 514 00:30:18,037 --> 00:30:19,671 Let's hear it. 515 00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:21,840 ♪ Close your eyes And I'll kiss you... ♪ 516 00:30:21,841 --> 00:30:23,408 Because they have exchanged 517 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,978 their vows before God and these witnesses, 518 00:30:26,112 --> 00:30:28,114 and have placed their love... 519 00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:30,148 ♪ I'll always be true ♪ 520 00:30:31,117 --> 00:30:33,785 ♪ And then while I'm away ♪ 521 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,122 ♪ I'll write home Every day... ♪ 522 00:30:36,254 --> 00:30:38,004 ...according to the laws of the state 523 00:30:38,057 --> 00:30:39,892 and the power vested in me, 524 00:30:40,026 --> 00:30:42,995 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 525 00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:45,463 ♪ All my loving ♪ 526 00:30:45,597 --> 00:30:48,834 ♪ I will send to you ♪ 527 00:30:48,968 --> 00:30:51,536 -You may now kiss the bride. -♪ All my loving ♪ 528 00:30:51,670 --> 00:30:54,506 ♪ Darling, I'll be true ♪ 529 00:30:54,639 --> 00:30:56,449 -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ All my loving ♪ 530 00:30:58,576 --> 00:31:00,980 ♪ All my loving ♪ 531 00:31:01,113 --> 00:31:04,315 ♪ Ooh, all my loving ♪ 532 00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:07,585 ♪ I will send to you ♪ 533 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,115 I thought I was the only one 534 00:31:37,116 --> 00:31:38,382 having a hard time sleeping. 535 00:31:38,383 --> 00:31:39,773 Mm, I'm trying to get a feel 536 00:31:39,784 --> 00:31:41,453 for the early morning light. 537 00:31:45,858 --> 00:31:46,992 Give me your hand. 538 00:31:48,226 --> 00:31:49,995 -What? -You feel that? 539 00:31:50,762 --> 00:31:51,831 No... Oh. 540 00:31:52,397 --> 00:31:54,466 Oh. 541 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,703 He's gonna be a field goal kicker. 542 00:31:58,838 --> 00:32:03,109 Or she's gonna be a high-kicking chorus girl. 543 00:32:05,044 --> 00:32:06,745 A dancer. 544 00:32:06,746 --> 00:32:08,679 -I put the coffee on for you. -Thanks. 545 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,448 Step this way, please, gorgeous. 546 00:32:10,582 --> 00:32:12,417 Take a seat right here. 547 00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:13,953 Oh, why, thank you. 548 00:32:13,954 --> 00:32:16,386 I have something very important I want to tell you. 549 00:32:16,387 --> 00:32:17,721 Oh, yeah? What's that, lover? 550 00:32:17,722 --> 00:32:19,992 I think '42 is gonna be a great year. 551 00:32:20,126 --> 00:32:21,392 And why is that? 552 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:22,895 Oh! 553 00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:25,429 Those boys up in Michigan seem very interested 554 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:29,534 in my chair's 180-degree full recline feature. 555 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:31,237 I think they're gonna go for it. 556 00:32:31,336 --> 00:32:32,905 I think you're right. 557 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,074 You're my genius inventor. 558 00:32:35,207 --> 00:32:36,347 And you know what else? 559 00:32:36,348 --> 00:32:37,976 With this full recline feature, 560 00:32:37,977 --> 00:32:40,146 you never even have to leave the chair. 561 00:32:40,278 --> 00:32:42,614 You can even sleep right here. 562 00:32:42,747 --> 00:32:45,217 Right here in our Relax-E-Boy chair. 563 00:32:45,218 --> 00:32:48,086 You know what else you can do with a full recline feature? 564 00:32:48,087 --> 00:32:50,256 In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? 565 00:32:50,388 --> 00:32:52,624 What would Father Murphy say? 566 00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:54,994 Well, let's not tell him. 567 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:03,086 This is John Daly speaking 568 00:33:03,202 --> 00:33:05,037 from the CBS newsroom in New York. 569 00:33:05,038 --> 00:33:07,906 Here is the Far East situation as reported to this moment. 570 00:33:07,907 --> 00:33:10,275 The Japanese have attacked the American Naval base 571 00:33:10,276 --> 00:33:11,609 at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, 572 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:13,510 and our defense facilities at Manila, 573 00:33:13,511 --> 00:33:14,891 capital of the Philippines... 574 00:33:20,485 --> 00:33:22,487 I just can't get comfortable. 575 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,990 Oh. I'm sorry. I know it's late. 576 00:33:25,124 --> 00:33:27,425 I was just trying to catch the rising moon. 577 00:33:31,169 --> 00:33:35,532 Sleeping Beauty over here doesn't have a problem 578 00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:36,768 getting comfortable. 579 00:33:40,272 --> 00:33:41,974 Honey, wait. 580 00:33:41,975 --> 00:33:44,876 Can you turn towards the light? 581 00:33:44,877 --> 00:33:47,287 Oh, I just don't feel pretty right now, Richard. 582 00:33:47,345 --> 00:33:48,981 Honey, you don't understand. I... 583 00:33:50,715 --> 00:33:52,952 I can't take my eyes off of you. 584 00:34:04,796 --> 00:34:05,846 Oh, no. 585 00:34:06,999 --> 00:34:08,566 Al! 586 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,269 Goddamn rain! 587 00:34:10,401 --> 00:34:12,238 It's coming through the walls! 588 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:14,060 You have the... the number of the, uh... 589 00:34:14,106 --> 00:34:15,373 the... the roofing guy? 590 00:34:15,506 --> 00:34:16,741 What roofing guy? 591 00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:18,409 The... Jose, the Puerto Rican. 592 00:34:18,543 --> 00:34:20,312 No, Jose's the gutter guy! 593 00:34:20,445 --> 00:34:22,014 He... he's a gutter guy? 594 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,514 We have a gutter guy? 595 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:25,638 Yeah, Jose, he cleans the rain gutters. 596 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:26,952 Oh... 597 00:34:27,086 --> 00:34:29,487 God, Al, did you move that bucket? 598 00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:31,023 Yeah, I moved the bucket! 599 00:34:31,024 --> 00:34:33,157 -I had to look at the hole! -Look at the floor! 600 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:34,994 Look at all that water! 601 00:34:36,561 --> 00:34:39,231 Jimmy, the baby's coming. 602 00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:41,133 -Now? -Right now! 603 00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:42,868 -Call a taxi. -A taxi? 604 00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:44,802 I have to get to the hospital! 605 00:34:44,937 --> 00:34:46,071 Oh! Oh! 606 00:34:46,205 --> 00:34:47,405 Jimmy, it's not waiting. 607 00:34:47,406 --> 00:34:48,639 What do you mean it's not waiting? 608 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,673 -It has to wait! -Oh, my God, 609 00:34:49,674 --> 00:34:50,707 you have to do something! 610 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:51,608 -Jimmy! -Jesus Christ! 611 00:34:51,609 --> 00:34:53,178 Call a taxi! 612 00:34:55,948 --> 00:34:57,715 Breathe. Okay, Lamaze. Lamaze. 613 00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,319 -I got towels. -Oh, my God. What? 614 00:35:00,451 --> 00:35:03,289 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 615 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:05,157 -Are you calling a taxi? -No. 616 00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:06,691 Who are you calling? 617 00:35:06,825 --> 00:35:09,128 -The fire department. -The fire department? 618 00:35:12,965 --> 00:35:14,655 How do you like them apples, kid? 619 00:35:14,699 --> 00:35:15,935 A ringside seat. 620 00:35:16,434 --> 00:35:17,735 A circle of life. 621 00:35:18,770 --> 00:35:20,072 You did good, kid. 622 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,255 It's a girl. 623 00:35:31,749 --> 00:35:33,886 That is the moon. 624 00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:35,888 That is the moon. 625 00:35:36,454 --> 00:35:37,957 And look, look, look. 626 00:35:38,756 --> 00:35:40,159 There's another moon. 627 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,827 That's another moon. That's right. 628 00:35:42,828 --> 00:35:44,696 So we have two. We have two. 629 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:48,867 There's one moon, and there's the other moon. 630 00:35:58,710 --> 00:35:59,878 You're the most 631 00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,612 beautiful angel. Yes, you are. 632 00:36:01,746 --> 00:36:03,415 Yes. 633 00:36:03,548 --> 00:36:05,117 You're the most beautiful girl. 634 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:08,187 Oh, what is that goofy face? 635 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,322 Yeah. 636 00:36:10,923 --> 00:36:13,025 You make Mommy so happy. 637 00:36:13,826 --> 00:36:16,561 I'm so happy. Yeah. 638 00:36:16,694 --> 00:36:18,504 You want to go get something to eat? 639 00:36:18,629 --> 00:36:20,199 Yeah, let's go. Come on. 640 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,735 Applesauce? You want applesauce? 641 00:36:30,342 --> 00:36:31,477 I know. 642 00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:33,511 Oh, are you sleepy? 643 00:36:33,644 --> 00:36:35,848 You need to take a little nap-nap? 644 00:36:35,981 --> 00:36:38,350 I think it's time to go night night, right? 645 00:36:38,484 --> 00:36:39,864 You gonna take a little nap? 646 00:36:40,518 --> 00:36:41,854 Yeah. 647 00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:44,722 We sing a little lullaby, and we go night night. 648 00:36:44,857 --> 00:36:46,125 Time to go night night. 649 00:37:11,582 --> 00:37:13,218 Vanessa, look who's here. 650 00:37:13,852 --> 00:37:15,753 Daddy's home. 651 00:37:15,888 --> 00:37:17,588 Hi. What... what are you doing? 652 00:37:18,689 --> 00:37:20,025 I got the job. 653 00:37:20,159 --> 00:37:21,592 What? 654 00:37:21,726 --> 00:37:24,129 -Yeah. Yeah. -Congratulations. 655 00:37:24,263 --> 00:37:26,165 They hired me on the spot. 656 00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:29,267 You girls are looking at the newest salesman 657 00:37:29,268 --> 00:37:31,469 of the 12th-largest life insurance company 658 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:32,670 in America. 659 00:37:33,671 --> 00:37:35,107 That is so great, Richard. 660 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,350 Yeah, it's the opportunity of a lifetime. 661 00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:39,610 Aren't you happy? 662 00:37:41,213 --> 00:37:42,263 I'm sorry. 663 00:37:43,048 --> 00:37:44,715 We've done everything we can. 664 00:37:52,424 --> 00:37:54,860 -Okay. Roll it. -Everybody ready? 665 00:37:55,427 --> 00:37:56,794 Is that working? Yeah. 666 00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:58,063 Hey. 667 00:37:58,197 --> 00:37:59,465 Stop it, Jimmy. 668 00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:01,132 -Jimmy, do not mess with that. -Oh, three stockings? 669 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:02,901 We need a fourth for Vanessa. Yeah. 670 00:38:02,902 --> 00:38:04,734 Oh, my God, the middle one was mine. 671 00:38:04,735 --> 00:38:05,971 I love Christmas. 672 00:38:06,105 --> 00:38:08,440 That was the year we got our own tree. 673 00:38:08,574 --> 00:38:09,875 -Wow. -Yeah, it cost me 674 00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:11,943 a damn fortune, and I almost cut my hand off. 675 00:38:11,944 --> 00:38:13,578 -You're so dramatic. -Yeah, that was quite a day. 676 00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:15,580 Yeah, you got a plastic... you got a plastic tree, Ted? 677 00:38:15,581 --> 00:38:16,681 Yeah, plastic. 678 00:38:16,682 --> 00:38:17,882 -Oh, my God! -Oh, there she is. 679 00:38:17,883 --> 00:38:19,151 What did you do to my hair? 680 00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:21,619 Oh, it was so cute, Elizabeth. 681 00:38:21,752 --> 00:38:23,922 That was me. That was me. 682 00:38:24,056 --> 00:38:26,226 I think it's, like, pom-poms or something. 683 00:38:26,558 --> 00:38:27,893 Look, little Ricky. 684 00:38:28,026 --> 00:38:30,028 Thinks he's the next Ringo. 685 00:38:30,162 --> 00:38:31,363 Nightmare. 686 00:38:31,364 --> 00:38:33,397 -Let there be drums. -I'm getting flashbacks. 687 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:36,033 Hey, Rich, you always had an interest in music, didn't you? 688 00:38:36,034 --> 00:38:38,504 Me? No, no. That wasn't me, Ted. 689 00:38:38,636 --> 00:38:40,172 Sure, you did. I... I remember. 690 00:38:40,305 --> 00:38:41,573 You played in the combo. 691 00:38:41,574 --> 00:38:43,541 You were even thinking of applying to a music school. 692 00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:45,577 Music school? No, no, not me. 693 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,090 No, no. It was the art academy. 694 00:38:47,212 --> 00:38:49,682 Richard was gonna apply to the Institute of Arts. 695 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,782 Yeah, well, you know. 696 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,752 We all were sure you were gonna be somebody. 697 00:38:55,753 --> 00:38:57,788 Yeah, it just didn't work out. 698 00:39:03,328 --> 00:39:05,197 All right. That's it, baby. 699 00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:09,268 -Now say, "Money!" -Money! 700 00:39:09,401 --> 00:39:11,736 -Say, "More money!" -More money! 701 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,576 Wow. 702 00:39:17,577 --> 00:39:20,611 Now, and have you heard of this new thing called television? 703 00:39:20,612 --> 00:39:22,302 Is that the radio with pictures? 704 00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:25,617 Yes, and... and we're watching its development very closely. 705 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:26,985 Well, so to speak. 706 00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:29,354 A... And we feel a chair like this might be 707 00:39:29,488 --> 00:39:31,056 the perfect complement 708 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:33,659 to a home television ensemble. 709 00:39:35,594 --> 00:39:36,962 I have to hand it to you, Leo. 710 00:39:37,095 --> 00:39:39,231 This ottoman feature is really special. 711 00:39:39,232 --> 00:39:41,098 Well, I... I'm glad you appreciate it. 712 00:39:41,099 --> 00:39:43,100 I... I've been developing it for quite some time. 713 00:39:43,101 --> 00:39:44,535 Mm-hmm. -A... And you know what else 714 00:39:44,536 --> 00:39:46,038 is pretty special? 715 00:39:46,171 --> 00:39:47,472 -This highball. -Oh. 716 00:39:48,907 --> 00:39:50,676 What's your secret, Mrs. Beekman? 717 00:39:50,809 --> 00:39:52,679 Oh, well, goodness. Nothing special. 718 00:39:52,811 --> 00:39:55,047 Just a Seagram's 7 and ginger ale. 719 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,149 -And a little squeeze of lemon. -Oh. 720 00:39:57,282 --> 00:39:58,917 And the ginger ale is Canada Dry. 721 00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:00,152 Oh, yeah, Canada Dry. 722 00:40:00,153 --> 00:40:01,751 -Just the good stuff. -Uh-huh. 723 00:40:01,752 --> 00:40:03,421 -Yeah, well, it's delicious. -Oh. 724 00:40:03,422 --> 00:40:06,124 But I'd like to get to know a little more about you two. 725 00:40:06,258 --> 00:40:08,393 -How did you meet? -How did we meet? 726 00:40:08,527 --> 00:40:10,028 Yeah. How did you meet? 727 00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:13,932 Do you want to tell it? 728 00:40:14,066 --> 00:40:15,766 He followed me home. 729 00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:17,411 -Followed you home? -Mm-hmm. 730 00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:20,105 I used to see her run by the window where I worked. 731 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,574 -She was always running. -I was always late. 732 00:40:22,575 --> 00:40:24,942 So one day, I followed her and saw where she lived. 733 00:40:24,943 --> 00:40:26,211 And the rest is history. 734 00:40:26,345 --> 00:40:28,113 Inspirational. 735 00:40:28,247 --> 00:40:29,381 I know. 736 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,817 Sometimes our life is just like a fairy tale. 737 00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:35,453 Oh, I'm not talking about your life. 738 00:40:35,454 --> 00:40:37,088 I'm talking about the swivel feature. 739 00:40:37,089 --> 00:40:38,357 Oh. 740 00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:40,659 Absolutely inspired. 741 00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:42,261 Well, that, too. 742 00:40:42,394 --> 00:40:43,895 ...feel so good tonight. 743 00:40:44,029 --> 00:40:45,796 I do. I woke up at 5:00 this morning, 744 00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:47,699 trembling and shaking all over. 745 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,401 I fell asleep with my electric toothbrush in my mouth. 746 00:40:50,402 --> 00:40:51,970 That's why. 747 00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,371 And another reason I don't feel good... 748 00:40:53,372 --> 00:40:54,422 Boo! 749 00:40:58,343 --> 00:41:00,579 I see a ghost. I see a ghost. 750 00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:02,282 Is that a ghost? That is a ghost. 751 00:41:02,314 --> 00:41:03,944 I can't believe this house has a... 752 00:41:03,982 --> 00:41:05,083 ...a gh-gh-gh-ghost! 753 00:41:05,217 --> 00:41:07,352 It's a gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost! 754 00:41:07,486 --> 00:41:08,626 Don't chase me, ghost! 755 00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:10,155 Help me! 756 00:41:10,156 --> 00:41:12,623 Help! I'm being followed by a gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost! 757 00:41:12,624 --> 00:41:14,326 Aah! Mommy! Mommy! 758 00:41:14,459 --> 00:41:16,395 -Mama. Ma. Look, Mother. -What? 759 00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:18,029 -This house is haunted, Mama. -Oh, my goodness! 760 00:41:18,030 --> 00:41:19,263 There's a ghost in this house. 761 00:41:19,264 --> 00:41:20,314 Th... there's a ghost. 762 00:41:20,399 --> 00:41:21,789 -Oh, see? Oh. There. -No! No! 763 00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:23,301 -Do you see it? -Oh, no! A ghost! 764 00:41:23,302 --> 00:41:24,801 -I see it. I see the ghost! -No! No! No! No! 765 00:41:24,802 --> 00:41:26,422 Right there! A gh-gh-gh-ghost! 766 00:41:27,873 --> 00:41:29,074 Honey, turn. 767 00:41:29,207 --> 00:41:30,575 -Look at that. -Honey. 768 00:41:30,576 --> 00:41:32,576 -Spin, spin, spin. -Can you smile, sweetheart? 769 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:33,744 -Focus, honey. Focus, please. -Yeah, spinning, spinning, 770 00:41:33,745 --> 00:41:35,247 -spinning. -Smile! 771 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,515 Vanessa. 772 00:41:36,648 --> 00:41:37,698 -Smile. -Vanessa, 773 00:41:37,749 --> 00:41:39,249 face the camera and sit still! 774 00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:42,721 That young lady is spoiled. 775 00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:45,257 Ready? Smile. 776 00:41:48,727 --> 00:41:51,096 ♪ Let it be me... ♪ 777 00:41:51,229 --> 00:41:53,131 I'm late. 778 00:41:53,132 --> 00:41:55,333 Is Vanessa in bed already? 779 00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:56,835 Mm, she's out like a light. 780 00:41:56,968 --> 00:41:58,970 Oh, I wanted to see her. 781 00:42:00,205 --> 00:42:02,107 So, how was her first day of school? 782 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,710 She loved it. Loves her teacher, too. 783 00:42:04,843 --> 00:42:06,144 Great. 784 00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:09,548 -Richard? -Yeah? 785 00:42:09,681 --> 00:42:12,050 I think it's time we had our own house. 786 00:42:13,318 --> 00:42:14,753 Oh, here we go again. 787 00:42:14,886 --> 00:42:15,987 No, our own house. 788 00:42:16,121 --> 00:42:17,756 One that we can raise Vanessa in. 789 00:42:17,889 --> 00:42:19,191 Our own home. 790 00:42:19,192 --> 00:42:20,958 Honey, we've been through this a million times. 791 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:22,949 The mortgage rates are at nine percent. 792 00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:24,462 And Johnson just put through 793 00:42:24,463 --> 00:42:26,063 the biggest tax hike since World War II. 794 00:42:26,064 --> 00:42:27,566 We can't swing it right now. 795 00:42:27,699 --> 00:42:29,167 We just... we can't. 796 00:42:31,103 --> 00:42:33,038 -Then I'm getting a new sofa. -Why? 797 00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:34,605 Because I can't stand looking at 798 00:42:34,606 --> 00:42:36,040 this antique of your mother's another minute. 799 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,408 -Antique? -And another thing. 800 00:42:37,409 --> 00:42:38,976 You're gonna have to handle it with her 801 00:42:38,977 --> 00:42:40,644 because I don't want to hear about it. 802 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:41,847 Well, why not just get a new coffee table while we're at it? 803 00:42:41,848 --> 00:42:43,115 Thank you. 804 00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:44,483 Now, wait right there. 805 00:42:46,985 --> 00:42:49,187 I believe I'm hearing our song. 806 00:42:51,356 --> 00:42:56,061 ♪ What would life be? ♪ 807 00:42:56,962 --> 00:43:01,333 ♪ So never leave me lonely ♪ 808 00:43:02,234 --> 00:43:06,738 ♪ Tell me you love me only ♪ 809 00:43:07,539 --> 00:43:12,344 ♪ And that you'll always ♪ 810 00:43:15,414 --> 00:43:21,319 ♪ Let it be me ♪ 811 00:43:30,095 --> 00:43:31,563 Daddy, go faster. 812 00:43:31,564 --> 00:43:34,331 "No matter how far you travel, no matter what we see, 813 00:43:34,332 --> 00:43:37,904 right here is where we want to be. 814 00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:41,606 And I say to you with very much glee..." 815 00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:44,509 If I was you, I'd run and take a great big pee. 816 00:43:44,643 --> 00:43:47,112 But before you can go to bed, 817 00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:50,549 I want to make quite clear, no more drinking beer. 818 00:43:50,550 --> 00:43:52,851 -♪ To my surprise ♪ -♪ He did the Mash... ♪ 819 00:43:52,852 --> 00:43:55,487 "Early to bed, early to rise 820 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:58,790 makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." 821 00:43:58,925 --> 00:43:59,975 You tell 'em, Jimmy. 822 00:44:00,091 --> 00:44:02,027 It's easy to win a one-man race. 823 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,662 En garde, elder brother. 824 00:44:03,795 --> 00:44:05,964 Engage, young James Young. 825 00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:07,765 "Well done is better than well said." 826 00:44:07,766 --> 00:44:10,402 "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." 827 00:44:10,403 --> 00:44:12,169 "He that falls in love with himself 828 00:44:12,170 --> 00:44:13,472 shall have no rivals." 829 00:44:13,473 --> 00:44:15,473 I must say, the ladies in my quilting bee 830 00:44:15,474 --> 00:44:17,876 are beginning to speak highly of your father's ideas. 831 00:44:17,877 --> 00:44:19,376 Oh, Lizzy, that's balderdash. 832 00:44:19,377 --> 00:44:21,413 In a year's time, no one will remember 833 00:44:21,546 --> 00:44:23,648 the great Benjamin Franklin. 834 00:44:23,782 --> 00:44:27,486 "I enjoy the amours with mature women for three reasons: 835 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:29,822 They do not tell, they do not swell, 836 00:44:29,956 --> 00:44:31,490 and they are grateful as hell." 837 00:44:32,991 --> 00:44:34,426 You win, good sir. 838 00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:36,369 -Way to go, Jimmy! -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 839 00:44:36,394 --> 00:44:37,864 Hear! Hear! Hear! 840 00:44:37,996 --> 00:44:41,066 What fine boots upon thee, my lady. 841 00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,502 "These boots were made for walkin', baby." 842 00:44:43,635 --> 00:44:45,704 "And that's just what they'll do." 843 00:44:47,339 --> 00:44:49,541 Ma, let me help you with that. 844 00:44:49,674 --> 00:44:52,143 Pulling out the trusty table extension, huh? 845 00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:54,881 We expecting a huge crowd tomorrow? 846 00:44:55,013 --> 00:44:57,015 Oh, just the usual family. 847 00:44:57,148 --> 00:45:00,118 But I invited Ted and Virg and the kids. 848 00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:02,086 They're Thanksgiving orphans this year. 849 00:45:02,087 --> 00:45:03,354 The more the merrier, I say, 850 00:45:03,355 --> 00:45:04,421 as long as we have enough turkey. 851 00:45:04,422 --> 00:45:05,757 Well, I got an 18-pounder. 852 00:45:05,758 --> 00:45:07,859 -Should be enough. -Hope you got enough wine. 853 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,829 You know how Ted likes to put it away. 854 00:45:09,962 --> 00:45:11,012 You're one to talk. 855 00:45:11,496 --> 00:45:12,664 -Huh? -Nothing. 856 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:13,966 What'd you say? 857 00:45:14,099 --> 00:45:15,367 I got something to say. 858 00:45:19,872 --> 00:45:21,072 I enlisted yesterday. 859 00:45:21,874 --> 00:45:22,924 You did what? 860 00:45:22,975 --> 00:45:24,209 I signed up for the Navy. 861 00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,244 The Navy? 862 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,045 Christ, Jimmy, what about college, your deferment? 863 00:45:28,046 --> 00:45:30,481 I was thinking I'd apply to the fire academy when I get out. 864 00:45:30,482 --> 00:45:31,883 Y-You know, be a firefighter. 865 00:45:31,884 --> 00:45:33,617 Don't you know there's still a war going on? 866 00:45:33,618 --> 00:45:35,686 A ship just went down in the South China Sea. 867 00:45:35,687 --> 00:45:37,621 Yeah, well, somebody in this family has to do their part. 868 00:45:37,622 --> 00:45:39,457 I did my part for all of you. 869 00:45:39,591 --> 00:45:40,960 I don't know what to say. 870 00:45:40,961 --> 00:45:42,793 Well, well, how about "thank you"? 871 00:45:42,794 --> 00:45:44,562 -"Thank you for your service"? -Oh, bullshit. 872 00:45:44,563 --> 00:45:46,130 No one ever thanked me for my service. 873 00:45:46,131 --> 00:45:47,398 Sincerely, I don't know what to say. 874 00:45:47,399 --> 00:45:49,401 -Well, then zip it. -Huh? 875 00:45:49,402 --> 00:45:52,269 Last thing I need is a lecture from my do-nothing brother. 876 00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:53,638 You're such a jerk, Jimmy. 877 00:45:53,772 --> 00:45:55,206 Christ almighty. 878 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,409 Let's not let this ruin Thanksgiving. 879 00:45:58,209 --> 00:45:59,377 -He'll be fine. -Yeah. 880 00:45:59,879 --> 00:46:01,047 He'll be fine. 881 00:46:01,179 --> 00:46:02,229 Touchdown! 882 00:46:03,248 --> 00:46:04,938 My little brother joins the Navy. 883 00:46:04,951 --> 00:46:07,319 I felt so fortunate to avoid the draft, 884 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,620 and now Jimmy's gonna fight the Communists? 885 00:46:09,621 --> 00:46:11,690 I weep for America. 886 00:46:13,491 --> 00:46:14,860 I think it's time. 887 00:46:14,994 --> 00:46:16,094 For bed? 888 00:46:16,227 --> 00:46:18,163 -I'm game. -No. 889 00:46:18,296 --> 00:46:19,866 For us to have a place of our own 890 00:46:19,899 --> 00:46:22,969 where we can have our Thanksgiving in our own home. 891 00:46:22,970 --> 00:46:24,535 Well, we've almost saved up enough. 892 00:46:24,536 --> 00:46:25,838 It won't be long now. 893 00:46:25,972 --> 00:46:28,473 You said that last Thanksgiving, Richard. 894 00:46:28,474 --> 00:46:30,474 Because I am not going to be strapped 895 00:46:30,475 --> 00:46:32,078 with a mortgage I can't afford. 896 00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:33,912 Okay, well, I'm getting a part-time job. 897 00:46:33,913 --> 00:46:35,613 Amy said that there's an opening for a receptionist 898 00:46:35,614 --> 00:46:36,948 at the law firm she works for. 899 00:46:36,949 --> 00:46:38,851 A part-time job makes no sense. 900 00:46:38,852 --> 00:46:40,684 After taxes, what are you gonna have to show for it? 901 00:46:40,685 --> 00:46:42,286 Oh, my God, your obsession with taxes. 902 00:46:42,287 --> 00:46:43,787 -You just don't get it. -We'll have to hire 903 00:46:43,788 --> 00:46:45,589 a babysitter for Vanessa, and that's gonna run 904 00:46:45,590 --> 00:46:46,891 -at least $50 a week. -I need my own space, Richard. 905 00:46:46,892 --> 00:46:48,359 You and me, we need our own space. 906 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,760 So you want us to take on more debt? 907 00:46:49,761 --> 00:46:51,228 We haven't paid off your new furniture yet. 908 00:46:51,229 --> 00:46:52,697 Okay, so what are we gonna do? 909 00:46:52,698 --> 00:46:54,966 We're just gonna live in this commune until we die? 910 00:46:54,967 --> 00:46:56,434 I have an idea. 911 00:46:56,568 --> 00:46:57,948 Why don't you join the Navy? 912 00:47:00,006 --> 00:47:02,116 Why don't you have another glass of wine? 913 00:47:02,975 --> 00:47:04,376 Rose, is this leather? 914 00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:06,144 No, it's Naugahyde. 915 00:47:06,277 --> 00:47:08,047 -Naugahyde? -Margaret bought it. 916 00:47:08,179 --> 00:47:09,559 Mm, seems like it wears well. 917 00:47:09,614 --> 00:47:11,017 It's not really my taste. 918 00:47:11,018 --> 00:47:13,250 It's like something you would have in an office. 919 00:47:13,251 --> 00:47:15,241 Virginia, can I get you another drink? 920 00:47:15,253 --> 00:47:16,755 Oh, my, no. 921 00:47:17,489 --> 00:47:18,639 -No? -No, I'm already 922 00:47:18,757 --> 00:47:19,825 getting sleepy. 923 00:47:19,826 --> 00:47:21,893 How about you, Ted? You look wide awake. 924 00:47:21,894 --> 00:47:24,294 You're not gonna let this good bourbon go to waste, are you? 925 00:47:24,295 --> 00:47:26,885 Okay, but don't blame me if you have to carry me home. 926 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:29,360 Hey, Rose, tell that joke. 927 00:47:29,361 --> 00:47:31,002 -What joke? -"What joke?" Your joke. 928 00:47:31,003 --> 00:47:32,603 You know, the one about the doctor. 929 00:47:32,604 --> 00:47:34,405 -Oh, goodness. No, you tell it. -No, go on. 930 00:47:34,406 --> 00:47:36,216 -You tell it so good. -No, you tell it. 931 00:47:36,217 --> 00:47:37,741 Come on, Rose, tell us the joke. 932 00:47:37,742 --> 00:47:40,245 Okay, fine. So, there's a guy, 933 00:47:40,246 --> 00:47:42,613 and he calls his doctor for some test results, 934 00:47:42,614 --> 00:47:45,250 and the doctor says, "So, Mr. Jones, 935 00:47:45,383 --> 00:47:48,420 I have some good news, and I have some bad news. 936 00:47:48,553 --> 00:47:51,489 The good news is that you have 24 hours to live." 937 00:47:51,623 --> 00:47:54,060 "That's the good news?" the guy screams. 938 00:47:54,225 --> 00:47:55,727 "What's the bad news?" 939 00:47:56,528 --> 00:47:58,278 "I should've told you yesterday." 940 00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:03,735 Isn't that great? I didn't... 941 00:48:03,736 --> 00:48:05,569 -It's so silly. -You tell it so good. 942 00:48:05,570 --> 00:48:07,237 -Doesn't she tell it good? -I don't think so. 943 00:48:07,238 --> 00:48:08,640 -Ted, are you okay? -Oh, my. 944 00:48:08,773 --> 00:48:10,643 -You want some water, Ted? -Hey, Ted. 945 00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:13,079 -Teddy. -Ted? 946 00:48:13,211 --> 00:48:14,446 Ted? 947 00:48:18,117 --> 00:48:19,217 -Ted! -Oh, my God! 948 00:48:19,218 --> 00:48:20,484 -Christ almighty! -Teddy. 949 00:48:20,485 --> 00:48:21,886 -Rose, do something! -Teddy? 950 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,855 -Wh-What am I supposed to do? -Call 911! 951 00:48:23,856 --> 00:48:25,726 Get... get a glass of water or something. 952 00:48:25,790 --> 00:48:27,559 Mouth-to-mouth? 953 00:48:28,094 --> 00:48:29,144 Teddy! 954 00:48:32,832 --> 00:48:33,899 What? 955 00:48:34,499 --> 00:48:35,868 Ted passed away. 956 00:48:36,801 --> 00:48:37,903 He did? 957 00:48:39,404 --> 00:48:40,605 Wh-When? 958 00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:42,474 20 minutes ago. 959 00:48:44,609 --> 00:48:45,878 He never woke up. 960 00:48:46,879 --> 00:48:48,713 Well, at least he died laughing. 961 00:48:50,448 --> 00:48:52,952 Why did I have to tell that stupid joke? 962 00:48:54,419 --> 00:48:55,787 I don't know, Rose. 963 00:48:57,388 --> 00:48:58,490 I don't know. 964 00:48:58,491 --> 00:49:00,191 I guess I'll go be with Virginia. 965 00:49:00,192 --> 00:49:01,493 I'll come with you. 966 00:49:13,806 --> 00:49:14,907 Why, John? 967 00:49:16,075 --> 00:49:17,275 Why? 968 00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:20,578 Why did you let this happen? 969 00:49:27,285 --> 00:49:29,395 Surprised they're having an open casket. 970 00:49:30,222 --> 00:49:32,124 Why do you say that? 971 00:49:32,258 --> 00:49:35,360 Usually, there's not much left after a plane crash. 972 00:49:35,493 --> 00:49:38,063 He didn't die in a plane crash. 973 00:49:39,265 --> 00:49:40,632 -He didn't? -No. 974 00:49:41,399 --> 00:49:42,835 The influenza killed him. 975 00:49:46,471 --> 00:49:51,143 ♪ I rode my bicycle Past your window last night ♪ 976 00:49:52,443 --> 00:49:57,049 ♪ I roller-skated To your door at daylight ♪ 977 00:49:57,682 --> 00:50:00,485 ♪ It almost seems ♪ 978 00:50:00,618 --> 00:50:03,823 ♪ Like you're avoiding me ♪ 979 00:50:03,956 --> 00:50:07,059 ♪ I'm okay alone, but you got Somethin' I need... ♪ 980 00:50:07,193 --> 00:50:08,526 Hello? 981 00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:10,950 Vanessa got her head stuck in the fireplace? 982 00:50:12,564 --> 00:50:14,799 And she wants to sue Santa. 983 00:50:14,934 --> 00:50:16,168 For what? 984 00:50:16,302 --> 00:50:18,503 For emotional chimney trauma. 985 00:50:18,636 --> 00:50:20,705 "Chimney trauma." That's genius. 986 00:50:22,007 --> 00:50:23,675 She cracks me up. 987 00:50:23,809 --> 00:50:25,945 Keep those eyes closed now. 988 00:50:26,078 --> 00:50:27,679 Keep them closed. 989 00:50:29,747 --> 00:50:33,718 And three, two, one, open your eyes. 990 00:50:33,853 --> 00:50:36,354 That's the best one we've ever had! 991 00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:37,537 -Beautiful. -Yeah? 992 00:50:37,655 --> 00:50:39,058 -You think so? -Yeah. 993 00:50:39,191 --> 00:50:41,626 It was the best one on the lot. Look how full it is. 994 00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:44,529 Now, I have one more present just for you. 995 00:50:46,098 --> 00:50:47,498 Now, these are rough, 996 00:50:47,632 --> 00:50:49,567 but they will give you a good idea. 997 00:50:49,701 --> 00:50:52,905 I thought, if we are going to have our own house... 998 00:50:54,006 --> 00:50:55,673 ...I should design it. 999 00:50:57,243 --> 00:50:59,410 Oh, my gosh. Richard! 1000 00:50:59,544 --> 00:51:01,646 About 2,500 square feet. 1001 00:51:03,215 --> 00:51:04,782 With an open kitchen plan. 1002 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:07,385 Breakfast nook. 1003 00:51:07,386 --> 00:51:09,386 I know how much you love window seats. 1004 00:51:09,387 --> 00:51:10,688 Oh, my God. 1005 00:51:10,823 --> 00:51:13,025 Vanessa can have her own bathroom, 1006 00:51:13,026 --> 00:51:14,959 and you can have your own walk-in closet 1007 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,590 with a shelf just for your shoes. 1008 00:51:16,694 --> 00:51:18,804 Richard, I didn't even think you heard me. 1009 00:51:18,831 --> 00:51:20,465 -Oh. -Wait, did you end up 1010 00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:22,233 getting the raise or a promotion? 1011 00:51:22,234 --> 00:51:25,371 No, no, but things are picking up down at the firm. 1012 00:51:25,503 --> 00:51:28,173 I... I don't even know what to say. 1013 00:51:28,307 --> 00:51:29,808 You don't have to say anything. 1014 00:51:31,743 --> 00:51:35,713 Oh, you know, Billy, I was just your age 1015 00:51:35,848 --> 00:51:38,884 when I first passed through this tiny hamlet. 1016 00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:41,586 It's quite strange to me, 1017 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,057 coming back to visit my son after all this time, 1018 00:51:45,190 --> 00:51:47,893 and now with my grandson. 1019 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:51,157 Grandpa, will you promise not to argue politics with Father? 1020 00:51:52,932 --> 00:51:53,982 I promise. 1021 00:51:55,935 --> 00:51:59,004 Men, I have a dispatch from headquarters, 1022 00:51:59,138 --> 00:52:01,706 signed by General Washington himself. 1023 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,340 The British have surrendered. 1024 00:52:03,976 --> 00:52:05,978 The war is over. We have won. 1025 00:52:07,712 --> 00:52:08,981 Now what? 1026 00:52:09,114 --> 00:52:11,516 Mommy! Mommy! 1027 00:52:11,649 --> 00:52:13,551 What happened, honey? 1028 00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:15,553 I lost my ribbon. 1029 00:52:15,687 --> 00:52:16,922 Your what? 1030 00:52:17,056 --> 00:52:20,491 My blue first place ribbon from school. 1031 00:52:20,625 --> 00:52:22,460 You... you lost the what, honey? 1032 00:52:22,593 --> 00:52:24,629 -My ribbon! -Oh, the ribbon. 1033 00:52:24,762 --> 00:52:26,597 Where's the last place you saw it? 1034 00:52:27,132 --> 00:52:28,233 In my book bag. 1035 00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:29,627 Okay, well, let's go look. 1036 00:52:29,628 --> 00:52:31,002 -Come on. -What's going on? 1037 00:52:31,003 --> 00:52:32,753 Oh, we lost the blue school ribbon. 1038 00:52:32,871 --> 00:52:33,921 Oh. 1039 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,740 I didn't get the raise. 1040 00:52:39,544 --> 00:52:41,046 I'm sorry, Richard. 1041 00:52:41,047 --> 00:52:43,780 Mm, well, there's a lot of heads on the chopping block. 1042 00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:46,118 They're downsizing at headquarters. 1043 00:52:47,453 --> 00:52:50,122 ♪ Our house ♪ 1044 00:52:50,255 --> 00:52:53,258 ♪ Is a very, very Very fine house... ♪ 1045 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:55,828 Vanessa? 1046 00:52:57,229 --> 00:52:58,279 Vanessa! 1047 00:52:59,564 --> 00:53:01,184 Vanessa, look what Mommy found! 1048 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:04,403 ♪ Now everything is easy 'Cause of you... ♪ 1049 00:53:04,535 --> 00:53:05,737 Thank you, Mommy. 1050 00:53:05,738 --> 00:53:07,671 It was in between the sofa cushions. 1051 00:53:07,672 --> 00:53:09,539 -What's going on? -Look what Mommy found. 1052 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,976 Hey, hey! 1053 00:53:11,110 --> 00:53:13,145 -Where was it? -In between the sofa. 1054 00:53:13,278 --> 00:53:14,446 How did it get there? 1055 00:53:14,579 --> 00:53:16,482 -God put it there. -Oh, he did? 1056 00:53:16,614 --> 00:53:17,950 -Because I prayed. -Oh. 1057 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:20,752 Well, some people would call that a miracle. 1058 00:53:20,886 --> 00:53:22,187 I'm gonna go put it away. 1059 00:53:22,321 --> 00:53:24,722 You better put that in a very safe place. 1060 00:53:24,857 --> 00:53:27,226 A moment we'll always remember. 1061 00:53:27,893 --> 00:53:29,161 That is for sure. 1062 00:53:30,896 --> 00:53:32,431 ♪ Can't stay at home ♪ 1063 00:53:32,563 --> 00:53:33,943 ♪ Can't stay in school... ♪ 1064 00:53:34,033 --> 00:53:35,767 Vanessa, get the phone! 1065 00:53:35,901 --> 00:53:37,535 ♪ You poor little fool... ♪ 1066 00:53:37,668 --> 00:53:39,171 Get the phone, Vanessa! 1067 00:53:41,407 --> 00:53:43,876 ♪ I'm the fox You've been waiting for ♪ 1068 00:53:44,009 --> 00:53:45,978 ♪ Hello, Daddy ♪ 1069 00:53:46,111 --> 00:53:47,779 ♪ Hello, Mom ♪ 1070 00:53:47,913 --> 00:53:51,216 ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Cherry bomb ♪ 1071 00:53:53,485 --> 00:53:55,988 Yes, can I help you? 1072 00:53:56,121 --> 00:53:58,157 Hello. Sorry to disturb you. 1073 00:53:58,290 --> 00:54:00,758 We're here from the Archaeological Society. 1074 00:54:00,893 --> 00:54:02,763 We were wondering if you had a moment. 1075 00:54:03,295 --> 00:54:04,963 Yes, certainly. 1076 00:54:05,097 --> 00:54:06,664 Please, come in. 1077 00:54:06,798 --> 00:54:07,848 Thank you. 1078 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,767 You must excuse the mess. 1079 00:54:09,902 --> 00:54:12,072 I'm afraid I'm in the middle of a deep clean. 1080 00:54:12,171 --> 00:54:14,273 -I'm so sorry. -Oh, thank you so much. 1081 00:54:14,406 --> 00:54:15,541 I'm Earl Higgins, 1082 00:54:15,542 --> 00:54:17,175 and these are my prize students, 1083 00:54:17,176 --> 00:54:18,243 Todd and Lisa. 1084 00:54:18,244 --> 00:54:19,609 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1085 00:54:19,610 --> 00:54:20,946 Please, do come in. 1086 00:54:21,579 --> 00:54:22,881 Here, sit down. 1087 00:54:23,015 --> 00:54:24,917 -Go on. -I'm sorry about the mess. 1088 00:54:25,650 --> 00:54:26,885 Can I get you something? 1089 00:54:27,019 --> 00:54:29,587 Um, some lemonade, perhaps? 1090 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,830 It's homemade- My grandmother's recipe. 1091 00:54:31,831 --> 00:54:33,558 No, we don't... We don't want to take up 1092 00:54:33,559 --> 00:54:34,927 too much of your time. 1093 00:54:34,928 --> 00:54:37,061 Uh, we were just visiting the historic house 1094 00:54:37,062 --> 00:54:38,329 -across the street. -Oh, yes. 1095 00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:40,065 Isn't it marvelous? 1096 00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:43,601 Oh, it is one of the reasons I fell in love with this house. 1097 00:54:43,734 --> 00:54:45,838 I am a fan of anything colonial. 1098 00:54:45,971 --> 00:54:48,006 Right. Well, we're primarily involved 1099 00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:50,342 with the study of Native American culture. 1100 00:54:50,476 --> 00:54:53,345 Uh, this is a rich archaeological area, 1101 00:54:53,479 --> 00:54:56,115 and we have reason to believe that your property 1102 00:54:56,248 --> 00:54:58,851 may potentially be an important site. 1103 00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:00,886 Oh, my. 1104 00:55:01,019 --> 00:55:02,521 Well, imagine that. 1105 00:55:02,653 --> 00:55:04,456 Will you please try the lemonade? 1106 00:55:04,590 --> 00:55:06,225 It is a family tradition. 1107 00:55:06,892 --> 00:55:08,494 Yes? Yes. 1108 00:55:08,495 --> 00:55:09,894 Three lemonades coming up. 1109 00:55:09,895 --> 00:55:11,729 Sweet or unsweetened? 1110 00:55:11,864 --> 00:55:13,265 -Sweet. -Sweet, sweet. 1111 00:55:13,398 --> 00:55:15,988 Uh, would you mind if I took a look in your backyard? 1112 00:55:17,536 --> 00:55:20,105 Well, my husband isn't home right now, but... 1113 00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,074 Yes, I'm sure that's fine. This way. 1114 00:55:23,475 --> 00:55:26,311 Wow, your yard is the perfect size, 1115 00:55:26,312 --> 00:55:27,845 and there's plenty of access 1116 00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:29,114 from the back alley. 1117 00:55:30,315 --> 00:55:33,385 Uh, you have a little fuzzy thing on your chin. 1118 00:55:34,652 --> 00:55:37,489 The other side. A little lower. 1119 00:55:37,623 --> 00:55:40,725 Oh, yeah, yeah. You got it. 1120 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:43,295 You found my imperfection. 1121 00:55:43,428 --> 00:55:45,397 Are you ready to do the workout? 1122 00:55:55,274 --> 00:55:56,575 Hey, Vanessa. 1123 00:55:56,576 --> 00:55:58,342 So, what's the story with that mansion across the street? 1124 00:55:58,343 --> 00:56:00,946 William Franklin once lived there. 1125 00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:03,114 Is he the one that planted the cherry tree or something? 1126 00:56:03,115 --> 00:56:05,716 No. Gosh, Bethany, you're such a spaz. 1127 00:56:05,717 --> 00:56:07,185 Thomas Jefferson is the one 1128 00:56:07,186 --> 00:56:08,886 that chopped down the cherry tree. 1129 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:10,289 He didn't plant it. 1130 00:56:10,422 --> 00:56:11,689 William Franklin 1131 00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:13,491 is Benjamin Franklin's illegitimate son. 1132 00:56:13,492 --> 00:56:15,561 No shit. How do you know that? 1133 00:56:15,693 --> 00:56:18,263 My mother belongs to a historical book club. 1134 00:56:18,264 --> 00:56:20,264 Cool. My mother belongs to a book club, 1135 00:56:20,265 --> 00:56:21,955 but all they do is get shit-faced. 1136 00:56:23,368 --> 00:56:24,418 Damn. 1137 00:56:24,503 --> 00:56:25,871 No more aerobics tonight. 1138 00:56:44,755 --> 00:56:47,159 Rose, I'm back! 1139 00:56:47,292 --> 00:56:49,061 Everyone's power's out. 1140 00:56:49,194 --> 00:56:51,096 The whole neighborhood. 1141 00:56:51,230 --> 00:56:54,866 They were out of batteries, but I got you two candles. 1142 00:56:54,867 --> 00:56:56,800 And believe it or not, they had one copy 1143 00:56:56,801 --> 00:56:58,370 of your "People" magazine left. 1144 00:57:01,807 --> 00:57:03,242 Rose! 1145 00:57:04,775 --> 00:57:07,012 Oh, my... Rose! 1146 00:57:09,248 --> 00:57:10,482 Richard! 1147 00:57:12,417 --> 00:57:14,686 I keep having this dream. 1148 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:18,557 This... recurring dream. 1149 00:57:19,524 --> 00:57:23,395 I'm standing on a riverbank. 1150 00:57:26,131 --> 00:57:28,066 And I see Rose, and she's... 1151 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,372 ...she's out in the water, and she's... she's drowning. 1152 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,844 And I s... I swim out to her, but I can't... 1153 00:57:40,512 --> 00:57:42,514 I... I can't save her. 1154 00:57:42,648 --> 00:57:44,483 She keeps going under. 1155 00:57:44,616 --> 00:57:46,084 I try to pull her in, 1156 00:57:47,252 --> 00:57:49,254 but she keeps going under. 1157 00:57:51,189 --> 00:57:53,125 There's nothing I can do. 1158 00:57:54,126 --> 00:57:55,961 I'm not strong enough, 1159 00:57:56,094 --> 00:57:59,865 or I have no power, or I'm weak. 1160 00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:02,467 God help me. 1161 00:58:03,268 --> 00:58:04,336 Oh, God. 1162 00:58:07,339 --> 00:58:08,507 God help me. 1163 00:59:02,594 --> 00:59:03,929 What are these? 1164 00:59:05,664 --> 00:59:07,566 "Sash motatoes." 1165 00:59:07,699 --> 00:59:09,301 Mashed potatoes. That's right. 1166 00:59:10,001 --> 00:59:11,051 "Mished topatoes." 1167 00:59:11,169 --> 00:59:12,971 Very good, Rose. 1168 00:59:13,105 --> 00:59:14,272 I heard that. 1169 00:59:14,406 --> 00:59:16,041 Mashed potatoes. Good girl. 1170 00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:17,441 How's she doing? She eat anything? 1171 00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:19,009 -She did great tonight. -Yeah? 1172 00:59:19,010 --> 00:59:21,179 -She ate almost every bite. -Good job. 1173 00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:24,049 -Well? -"Well," what? 1174 00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,985 -Didn't Ricky tell you? -Tell me what? 1175 00:59:27,119 --> 00:59:29,187 Well, Mr. Day Late and a Dollar Short. 1176 00:59:29,188 --> 00:59:30,888 I can't believe he didn't tell you. 1177 00:59:30,889 --> 00:59:32,324 Tell me what, Al? What? 1178 00:59:32,457 --> 00:59:34,626 Me and Rose are giving you two the house. 1179 00:59:35,862 --> 00:59:37,262 All paid off. 1180 00:59:37,263 --> 00:59:39,330 I got a little socked away for a rainy day. 1181 00:59:39,331 --> 00:59:40,833 Rose is making progress. 1182 00:59:40,966 --> 00:59:44,403 So we decided, come the fall, we're moving to Florida. 1183 00:59:44,404 --> 00:59:47,304 -Florida? But... -And it turns out our condo 1184 00:59:47,305 --> 00:59:49,641 is less than two miles from Hampstead Neuro, 1185 00:59:49,775 --> 00:59:52,644 which is the best stroke rehab center in the state, 1186 00:59:52,645 --> 00:59:54,044 so it's a winner all around. 1187 00:59:54,045 --> 00:59:55,795 But wait, how... how can you afford to... 1188 00:59:55,914 --> 00:59:57,282 I ran the numbers. 1189 00:59:57,416 --> 01:00:00,285 My pension, Social Security, Rose's disability. 1190 01:00:00,786 --> 01:00:02,187 We'll be fine. 1191 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,290 Besides, we've been living here rent-free for years. 1192 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,525 But wait, what... what about Elizabeth and Jimmy? 1193 01:00:07,526 --> 01:00:09,060 It's their house, too. 1194 01:00:09,194 --> 01:00:11,244 I never told Ricky, but when my dad died, 1195 01:00:11,363 --> 01:00:12,497 he left me some money. 1196 01:00:12,498 --> 01:00:14,098 I've taken care of Jimmy and Elizabeth. 1197 01:00:14,099 --> 01:00:15,500 They're thrilled for you. 1198 01:00:15,634 --> 01:00:18,403 Besides, wild horses couldn't drag 'em back here. 1199 01:00:18,537 --> 01:00:20,505 I... I don't even know what to say, Al. 1200 01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:22,140 Don't say anything. 1201 01:00:22,274 --> 01:00:24,324 Except, I don't know, maybe "thank you." 1202 01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:26,444 You know what? Come to think of it, 1203 01:00:26,445 --> 01:00:28,255 there is absolutely nothing to say. 1204 01:00:28,313 --> 01:00:29,548 Say about what? 1205 01:00:29,681 --> 01:00:32,484 Ah, here he is, Mr. Slower Than Molasses. 1206 01:00:32,617 --> 01:00:35,086 I told Margaret we're leaving you two the house. 1207 01:00:35,954 --> 01:00:37,088 Al, thank you. 1208 01:00:37,222 --> 01:00:38,623 Yeah, good night. 1209 01:00:40,258 --> 01:00:41,560 I don't want this house. 1210 01:00:42,694 --> 01:00:46,631 Look, it's not like I haven't been trying. 1211 01:00:46,632 --> 01:00:49,099 I keep hoping the economy is gonna turn around. 1212 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:52,003 We need our own house, and I want my own life. 1213 01:00:52,004 --> 01:00:53,872 I'll see if I can get more hours at work. 1214 01:00:53,873 --> 01:00:55,307 We can make it work. 1215 01:00:55,308 --> 01:00:56,974 Oh, how many more hours can they give a receptionist? 1216 01:00:56,975 --> 01:00:58,076 Excuse me? 1217 01:00:58,210 --> 01:01:00,612 I have been a secretary for 18 months. 1218 01:01:00,745 --> 01:01:01,914 Dad gave us a house! 1219 01:01:01,915 --> 01:01:03,481 If we sell it, we'll have to pay 1220 01:01:03,482 --> 01:01:04,883 -capital gains taxes. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 1221 01:01:04,884 --> 01:01:06,484 And if we buy a new one, there'll be a mortgage. 1222 01:01:06,485 --> 01:01:08,018 Other people buy houses, Richard! 1223 01:01:08,019 --> 01:01:09,069 And they make it work. 1224 01:01:09,154 --> 01:01:10,784 You have to stop making excuses. 1225 01:01:10,890 --> 01:01:13,458 You always find a reason not to do something. 1226 01:01:13,592 --> 01:01:14,759 Well, I will not 1227 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,594 -live here forever! -And I will not gamble... 1228 01:01:16,595 --> 01:01:18,763 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 1229 01:01:18,898 --> 01:01:20,867 ♪ Come on, my honey ♪ 1230 01:01:20,999 --> 01:01:22,534 ♪ Let's lend it, spend it ♪ 1231 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,402 ♪ Send it rolling around ♪ 1232 01:01:24,536 --> 01:01:28,573 ♪ We hit the jackpot We hit the jackpot ♪ 1233 01:01:28,707 --> 01:01:31,276 Say bon voyage to our illustrious son 1234 01:01:31,409 --> 01:01:34,246 who hopefully will start a great big family. 1235 01:01:34,379 --> 01:01:37,749 A toast to the most brilliant inventor 1236 01:01:37,884 --> 01:01:39,417 and his newest creation, 1237 01:01:39,551 --> 01:01:42,087 -the Relax-Z-Boy recline... -Ah. La-Z-Boy. 1238 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,122 They're gonna call it the La-Z-Boy. 1239 01:01:44,256 --> 01:01:46,057 Oh, honey, I'm not sure I like that. 1240 01:01:46,191 --> 01:01:47,692 Who cares, honey? Who cares? 1241 01:01:47,827 --> 01:01:50,428 They can call it anything they want. 1242 01:01:50,562 --> 01:01:52,464 California, here we come. 1243 01:01:52,597 --> 01:01:56,568 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Justin ♪ 1244 01:01:56,701 --> 01:01:59,939 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1245 01:02:00,071 --> 01:02:02,707 Yay! All right. 1246 01:02:02,842 --> 01:02:04,409 Go ahead, make a wish, baby. 1247 01:02:55,293 --> 01:02:56,394 Yeah. 1248 01:02:56,528 --> 01:02:57,629 We found it not far 1249 01:02:57,762 --> 01:02:58,931 from our first site. 1250 01:02:58,932 --> 01:03:00,164 Wasn't buried very deep- 1251 01:03:00,165 --> 01:03:01,366 Only a few feet. 1252 01:03:01,834 --> 01:03:03,134 Wow. 1253 01:03:03,268 --> 01:03:04,971 Oh, we have to show Rose. 1254 01:03:05,103 --> 01:03:06,153 Sure. 1255 01:03:06,237 --> 01:03:07,672 Rose, look what they found. 1256 01:03:07,807 --> 01:03:11,343 They found this here, right here in the backyard. 1257 01:03:15,014 --> 01:03:16,448 -Necklace. -Yeah. 1258 01:03:16,581 --> 01:03:17,850 Oh, please don't touch it. 1259 01:03:17,984 --> 01:03:19,451 It's quite sacred. 1260 01:03:23,221 --> 01:03:24,556 Beautiful. 1261 01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:26,640 Yeah. 1262 01:03:28,226 --> 01:03:30,695 Okay, everybody, squeeze in. 1263 01:03:30,830 --> 01:03:33,698 Family, family, watch the birdie. Squeeze in. 1264 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,703 Okay, Vanessa, you're gonna have to... 1265 01:03:35,767 --> 01:03:37,069 Vanessa. Vanessa. 1266 01:03:37,202 --> 01:03:38,904 Vanessa. Vanessa, sweetie. 1267 01:03:38,905 --> 01:03:41,405 Vanessa, can you be part of the family, please? 1268 01:03:41,406 --> 01:03:43,541 Okay, everybody, stay still. 1269 01:03:43,675 --> 01:03:45,677 Talking to you, Rich. 1270 01:03:46,311 --> 01:03:48,613 And say, "Cheese." 1271 01:03:48,747 --> 01:03:51,650 Cheese. 1272 01:03:51,783 --> 01:03:53,019 -Bye. -Love you. 1273 01:03:53,151 --> 01:03:54,201 -Bye. -Bye. 1274 01:03:54,285 --> 01:03:55,605 Take good care of Rosie, Al. 1275 01:03:55,654 --> 01:03:57,322 Hey, keep Mom out of the sun. 1276 01:03:57,455 --> 01:03:58,824 -We love you. -Be good. 1277 01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,693 Bye, Grandma! Bye, Grandpa! 1278 01:04:01,827 --> 01:04:05,131 -I love you! I love you! -Bye! 1279 01:04:05,224 --> 01:04:10,334 Oh, I forgot to tell you the plumber's coming at 10:00. 1280 01:04:10,335 --> 01:04:11,669 -Oh, for the... -Tomorrow. Yeah. 1281 01:04:11,670 --> 01:04:13,138 For the bathroom or for the backyard? 1282 01:04:13,139 --> 01:04:14,539 I'm going to Bethany's. 1283 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,206 You're not going out dressed like that. 1284 01:04:16,207 --> 01:04:18,811 I'm not going out. I'm going to Bethany's. 1285 01:04:18,944 --> 01:04:21,446 Right, remember curfew- Home by 10:30. 1286 01:04:21,579 --> 01:04:24,150 Christ almighty, I'm almost 16. 1287 01:04:24,282 --> 01:04:25,650 10:30. 1288 01:04:29,088 --> 01:04:30,321 Turn that off. 1289 01:04:33,258 --> 01:04:34,827 -You hear that? -What? 1290 01:04:35,861 --> 01:04:36,911 Listen. 1291 01:04:37,863 --> 01:04:38,913 Silence. 1292 01:04:39,364 --> 01:04:40,665 We're alone. 1293 01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,809 Hey, honey. 1294 01:04:49,942 --> 01:04:52,945 What if I were to open a bottle of wine? 1295 01:05:08,828 --> 01:05:10,695 ♪ I fooled around ♪ 1296 01:05:10,830 --> 01:05:14,166 ♪ And fell in love ♪ 1297 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:19,704 ♪ I fooled around And fell in love ♪ 1298 01:05:19,839 --> 01:05:21,506 ♪ Since I met you, baby ♪ 1299 01:05:21,639 --> 01:05:24,576 ♪ I fooled around and fell... ♪ 1300 01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:27,645 Eight of you in one bathroom, for Pete's sake? 1301 01:05:27,779 --> 01:05:30,415 Where do you keep all the stuff? 1302 01:05:30,548 --> 01:05:33,986 Ah. And how do you like sleeping on the top bunk? 1303 01:05:33,987 --> 01:05:37,055 I wouldn't know anything about that. 1304 01:05:37,056 --> 01:05:39,224 No, you're the first one in the family to go to college. 1305 01:05:39,225 --> 01:05:42,027 Haven't I told you that only about a million times? 1306 01:05:44,362 --> 01:05:45,622 Well, when do you need it? 1307 01:05:47,432 --> 01:05:48,633 How much is it? 1308 01:05:49,701 --> 01:05:51,669 All right, well, I'll, uh... 1309 01:05:51,803 --> 01:05:53,638 I'll send you a check. 1310 01:05:53,639 --> 01:05:56,340 No, w-wait, wait, wait, wait. Your mom just got home. 1311 01:05:56,341 --> 01:05:57,542 She wants to say hello. 1312 01:06:00,045 --> 01:06:02,614 Hi, sweetheart. 1313 01:06:02,747 --> 01:06:05,717 I... I sent you a new blanket and some warm socks. 1314 01:06:06,684 --> 01:06:08,553 Oh, you do? Okay. 1315 01:06:08,686 --> 01:06:10,288 Well, we can talk later. Yeah. 1316 01:06:10,421 --> 01:06:11,924 Okay, bye-bye. Bye. 1317 01:06:13,758 --> 01:06:15,727 Our daughter is in college. 1318 01:06:15,861 --> 01:06:17,796 Time sure flies, doesn't it? 1319 01:06:20,032 --> 01:06:21,332 Sure does. 1320 01:06:29,574 --> 01:06:32,077 Oh, you're thinking about Vanessa, aren't you? 1321 01:06:32,211 --> 01:06:33,645 I can tell. 1322 01:06:33,778 --> 01:06:37,448 It just seems like a moment ago she left for college, 1323 01:06:37,582 --> 01:06:40,219 and now law school? 1324 01:06:40,351 --> 01:06:42,453 Our little girl is gonna be a lawyer. 1325 01:06:43,421 --> 01:06:44,990 She's amazing. 1326 01:06:46,158 --> 01:06:47,759 Time sure does fly, doesn't it? 1327 01:06:49,561 --> 01:06:51,030 Law school. 1328 01:06:51,163 --> 01:06:53,798 We're gonna have to take out a loan, aren't we, 1329 01:06:53,933 --> 01:06:55,366 for her tuition? 1330 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,969 We have to mortgage the house. 1331 01:06:57,702 --> 01:06:59,604 It's the only way we can swing it. 1332 01:07:02,141 --> 01:07:06,879 Whatever happened to those plans you drew of that house? 1333 01:07:07,012 --> 01:07:08,848 I put 'em somewhere. I don't know. 1334 01:07:09,347 --> 01:07:10,548 The attic. 1335 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,953 That would've been a beautiful house. 1336 01:07:27,699 --> 01:07:28,934 Excuse me. 1337 01:07:29,068 --> 01:07:30,903 I want to make the toast this year. 1338 01:07:32,304 --> 01:07:36,574 This is the first Thanksgiving without my Rose. 1339 01:07:37,076 --> 01:07:38,710 Sorry. Sorry. 1340 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:43,648 Now... 1341 01:07:43,781 --> 01:07:46,484 Rose, she... she loved having you all around her. 1342 01:07:46,618 --> 01:07:48,220 She loved this day. She loved... 1343 01:07:48,354 --> 01:07:50,022 She loved cooking for you. 1344 01:07:50,155 --> 01:07:51,456 She lived for you. 1345 01:07:52,191 --> 01:07:53,458 And for you, Dad. 1346 01:07:54,093 --> 01:07:55,961 Yeah, and for me. 1347 01:07:58,297 --> 01:08:00,531 -I love you, Dad. -We all love you, Al. 1348 01:08:00,665 --> 01:08:01,934 We sure do. 1349 01:08:03,936 --> 01:08:05,703 -To my Rose. -To Rose. 1350 01:08:05,838 --> 01:08:06,888 To Rose. 1351 01:08:06,889 --> 01:08:10,208 So, the first thing you'll say to him is, 1352 01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:12,543 "Officer, my insurance and registration 1353 01:08:12,677 --> 01:08:14,914 are in my glove compartment." 1354 01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:18,083 Then you're gonna leave one hand visible on the dashboard, 1355 01:08:18,084 --> 01:08:20,318 and with the other hand, you will slowly reach around 1356 01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:22,988 to your back pocket, take out your wallet 1357 01:08:23,122 --> 01:08:24,932 and give him your driver's license. 1358 01:08:25,324 --> 01:08:26,764 Next, you're gonna tell him, 1359 01:08:26,791 --> 01:08:29,361 "Officer, I am now going to open my glove box 1360 01:08:29,527 --> 01:08:31,830 and take out my registration papers." 1361 01:08:31,964 --> 01:08:35,167 And making sure he can see both your hands at all times, 1362 01:08:35,168 --> 01:08:38,136 you will slowly take your registration 1363 01:08:38,137 --> 01:08:40,605 out of the glove box and hand it over. 1364 01:08:42,274 --> 01:08:44,009 After you hand him the papers, 1365 01:08:44,143 --> 01:08:46,312 you're gonna sit as chilly as a snowman, 1366 01:08:46,444 --> 01:08:49,580 and when he's done, you will sign the ticket, 1367 01:08:49,714 --> 01:08:51,704 and you will say, "Thank you, Officer." 1368 01:08:51,705 --> 01:08:54,085 Then you'll put your turn signal on 1369 01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:57,823 and very slowly and carefully merge into traffic. 1370 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:02,794 And you will thank God 1371 01:09:02,795 --> 01:09:04,429 that that police officer that stopped you 1372 01:09:04,430 --> 01:09:07,833 had his morning coffee and was thinking clearly. 1373 01:09:10,702 --> 01:09:12,392 Then you'll get on with your life. 1374 01:09:19,211 --> 01:09:21,546 Richard, why are the lights out? 1375 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,215 -Surprise! -Oh, my... 1376 01:09:23,349 --> 01:09:25,783 I got it, I got it, I got it! 1377 01:09:27,019 --> 01:09:29,620 Oh, we got you. 1378 01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:31,457 We got you. 1379 01:09:31,589 --> 01:09:33,258 Hey. Hi. 1380 01:09:33,392 --> 01:09:37,029 -♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -Oh, my... 1381 01:09:37,162 --> 01:09:39,965 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1382 01:09:40,099 --> 01:09:44,069 ♪ Happy birthday Dear Margaret ♪ 1383 01:09:44,203 --> 01:09:48,273 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1384 01:09:48,407 --> 01:09:49,808 Make a wish. 1385 01:09:49,942 --> 01:09:52,710 You know, Richard said the other day how time flies, 1386 01:09:52,711 --> 01:09:54,611 but Richard always says things like that 1387 01:09:54,612 --> 01:09:55,814 that are kind of obvious. 1388 01:09:55,948 --> 01:09:57,782 -Um... -I do. I do. Yeah. 1389 01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,651 And, you know, but it made me think when I was 30, 1390 01:10:00,785 --> 01:10:02,475 if I thought about 50, I thought, 1391 01:10:02,488 --> 01:10:04,323 "That is an awful long way away, 1392 01:10:04,456 --> 01:10:06,806 and I don't really need to think about it," and... 1393 01:10:07,359 --> 01:10:08,739 and then I blinked and I'm 50. 1394 01:10:08,861 --> 01:10:10,561 That's crazy. 1395 01:10:10,695 --> 01:10:11,745 Time flies. 1396 01:10:11,796 --> 01:10:13,132 Um, I wish I could say 1397 01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:15,066 that I've done more with my 50 years. 1398 01:10:15,067 --> 01:10:17,635 Um, my amazing daughter, though, 1399 01:10:17,769 --> 01:10:19,972 she just made senior partner- 1400 01:10:20,105 --> 01:10:22,095 Apparently the youngest to ever do so- 1401 01:10:22,207 --> 01:10:25,044 And she is one tough, brilliant attorney, isn't she? 1402 01:10:25,177 --> 01:10:26,412 She is that. Yes. 1403 01:10:26,544 --> 01:10:27,645 Yeah. 1404 01:10:27,779 --> 01:10:30,315 Um, but I never made it to law school. 1405 01:10:31,216 --> 01:10:32,583 Um... 1406 01:10:32,717 --> 01:10:35,020 And I... I never got to see Paris in the spring, 1407 01:10:35,154 --> 01:10:37,655 and I never got to stay over in Yellowstone 1408 01:10:37,656 --> 01:10:39,090 because it was too crowded or... 1409 01:10:39,091 --> 01:10:40,591 Sw-Sweetheart, your candles. 1410 01:10:40,592 --> 01:10:42,527 Well, no, it's just that I put things off, 1411 01:10:42,528 --> 01:10:43,962 and I kept putting them off. 1412 01:10:44,897 --> 01:10:47,067 And I would say, "Oh, we'll do it next year." 1413 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:48,966 And then that next year would come, and I'd say, 1414 01:10:48,967 --> 01:10:50,469 "Oh, next year, next year." 1415 01:10:51,103 --> 01:10:52,838 And... 1416 01:10:52,971 --> 01:10:54,907 I don't want to do that anymore. 1417 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,275 Margaret, it's okay. 1418 01:10:56,408 --> 01:10:58,458 -Yeah, it's okay. -Blow out your candles. 1419 01:10:59,244 --> 01:11:00,711 Yeah. 1420 01:11:06,085 --> 01:11:09,754 So, around the time of the American Revolution, 1421 01:11:09,888 --> 01:11:12,891 marriage was something equal to a dictatorship. 1422 01:11:13,025 --> 01:11:14,759 But nowadays, thank goodness, 1423 01:11:14,893 --> 01:11:17,229 it resembles something closer to, 1424 01:11:17,362 --> 01:11:19,098 shall we say, a democracy. 1425 01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:22,134 Although not yet "a more perfect union." 1426 01:11:22,267 --> 01:11:24,236 You see, most couples like to think 1427 01:11:24,369 --> 01:11:26,839 of marriage as being together in the same boat, 1428 01:11:26,972 --> 01:11:29,408 doing everything together in the same boat. 1429 01:11:30,008 --> 01:11:31,276 Fight and make love, 1430 01:11:31,277 --> 01:11:33,411 and stop making love and fighting some more, 1431 01:11:33,412 --> 01:11:36,714 and then coming together and doing it all over again. 1432 01:11:36,715 --> 01:11:39,117 Mostly fighting for their individual space, 1433 01:11:39,118 --> 01:11:42,054 fighting to be heard, fighting for their identity. 1434 01:11:42,187 --> 01:11:44,957 I like to call it fighting over the rudder, 1435 01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:47,159 all while their boat is floating 1436 01:11:47,292 --> 01:11:49,595 down the river of life. 1437 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,931 Possibly headed for the falls, but most couples find solace 1438 01:11:53,065 --> 01:11:55,467 in this idea of being in the same boat, 1439 01:11:56,535 --> 01:11:59,371 because if the boat sinks, they go down together. 1440 01:12:01,540 --> 01:12:02,875 Margaret, I can't believe 1441 01:12:03,008 --> 01:12:05,878 you brought your shrink into our home. 1442 01:12:06,011 --> 01:12:07,678 Oh, I'm not a psychiatrist. 1443 01:12:07,813 --> 01:12:08,863 Well, what are you? 1444 01:12:08,947 --> 01:12:10,115 I'm a life coach. 1445 01:12:10,648 --> 01:12:12,050 Even better. 1446 01:12:12,051 --> 01:12:14,152 A fully accredited holistic health practitioner. 1447 01:12:14,153 --> 01:12:16,120 Margaret, I can't believe that you brought 1448 01:12:16,121 --> 01:12:18,257 this quack life coach into our home. 1449 01:12:18,390 --> 01:12:19,825 It was my suggestion, 1450 01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:22,461 considering your reluctance to do the work. 1451 01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:24,729 My reluctance to... 1452 01:12:25,464 --> 01:12:26,764 What is your name again? 1453 01:12:27,366 --> 01:12:28,799 Gilbert Moore, CHHP. 1454 01:12:28,934 --> 01:12:30,269 You can call me Gil. 1455 01:12:30,402 --> 01:12:33,939 Well, Gilbert Moore, CHHP, get to the point. 1456 01:12:35,073 --> 01:12:37,675 I think you two belong in separate boats. 1457 01:12:39,211 --> 01:12:41,046 Get the fuck out of my house! 1458 01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,909 I cannot smell anything. 1459 01:13:11,043 --> 01:13:13,744 Look, my father fell and broke his hip 1460 01:13:13,879 --> 01:13:15,749 down in Florida, and the doctors say 1461 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,815 there were complications in the surgery, 1462 01:13:17,816 --> 01:13:19,051 with an infection, 1463 01:13:19,184 --> 01:13:21,719 so he's gonna be laid up for quite a while. 1464 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,422 He'll have trouble walking and, you know, getting around, 1465 01:13:24,423 --> 01:13:26,892 getting up and down stairs, so... 1466 01:13:27,025 --> 01:13:28,894 Well, we have to bring him back here. 1467 01:13:29,695 --> 01:13:31,496 He'll camp out in our living room. 1468 01:13:32,464 --> 01:13:33,899 We have the sofa bed. 1469 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:37,836 No. 1470 01:13:37,970 --> 01:13:40,939 No, Mar... Margaret is not happy with it, no. 1471 01:13:41,607 --> 01:13:42,908 Yeah. 1472 01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:45,911 She's got a lot of stuff that's going on and... 1473 01:13:47,312 --> 01:13:50,415 Look, it's complicated, and I think that, uh... 1474 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:52,818 I think... 1475 01:13:54,253 --> 01:13:56,321 I think she's going to leave me. 1476 01:13:57,489 --> 01:13:59,925 God, I'm sorry, Rich. 1477 01:14:00,058 --> 01:14:01,988 You think she's seeing someone else? 1478 01:14:03,262 --> 01:14:05,796 No, no, it's nothing like that. 1479 01:14:06,999 --> 01:14:09,409 It's just been brewing for an awfully long time. 1480 01:14:11,236 --> 01:14:12,671 Look, but, um... 1481 01:14:12,672 --> 01:14:14,205 We'll talk about this tomorrow. 1482 01:14:14,206 --> 01:14:15,439 The strangest thing just happened. 1483 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,574 -Yeah. -I had to pull the car over 1484 01:14:16,575 --> 01:14:18,143 on the side of the road 1485 01:14:18,277 --> 01:14:20,078 because I forgot where I lived. 1486 01:14:21,546 --> 01:14:24,376 Literally just stopped the car and had to think about it. 1487 01:14:25,350 --> 01:14:28,020 Isn't that odd, not knowing where you are? 1488 01:14:28,854 --> 01:14:30,484 Well, you have a lot on your mind. 1489 01:14:31,556 --> 01:14:32,858 I'm glad you remembered. 1490 01:14:33,825 --> 01:14:35,861 Anyway, I'm here. 1491 01:14:37,963 --> 01:14:39,364 I'm glad you're here. 1492 01:14:43,815 --> 01:14:48,239 Your new prescriptions are here on the table. 1493 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,043 Huh? What did you say? 1494 01:14:51,044 --> 01:14:53,444 Your new prescriptions are there on the end table. 1495 01:14:53,445 --> 01:14:55,080 Huh? 1496 01:14:55,213 --> 01:14:58,750 Your new prescriptions are there on the end table! 1497 01:14:58,884 --> 01:15:00,952 You know, you're gonna get old one day. 1498 01:15:02,921 --> 01:15:04,356 -Sorry. -Huh? 1499 01:15:04,990 --> 01:15:06,558 I said I'm sorry! 1500 01:15:06,559 --> 01:15:08,793 I heard you the first time. I was pulling your leg. 1501 01:15:08,794 --> 01:15:11,430 -What do you want to watch? -"Jeopardy!" 1502 01:15:11,563 --> 01:15:14,099 -What? -"Jeopardy!" Ugh. 1503 01:15:14,232 --> 01:15:15,567 So, is that everything? 1504 01:15:15,701 --> 01:15:17,169 It's everything I've got. 1505 01:15:17,302 --> 01:15:18,737 All right. 1506 01:15:18,870 --> 01:15:19,971 It is a pleasure 1507 01:15:20,105 --> 01:15:21,673 doing business with you. 1508 01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:24,710 Very excited that you found your next house so quickly. 1509 01:15:24,843 --> 01:15:26,778 Yeah, it wasn't easy, but we got there. 1510 01:15:26,912 --> 01:15:28,413 Yeah. 1511 01:15:28,547 --> 01:15:31,049 So, what you think this is really gonna go for? 1512 01:15:31,183 --> 01:15:32,718 Oh, it's so hard to say, 1513 01:15:32,851 --> 01:15:34,351 but it's starting to feel like 1514 01:15:34,419 --> 01:15:36,855 the market is really taking off. 1515 01:15:36,856 --> 01:15:38,422 I expect every offer to come in 1516 01:15:38,423 --> 01:15:40,459 at least ten percent above asking. 1517 01:15:40,592 --> 01:15:42,260 -Oh. -Maybe 20. 1518 01:15:42,394 --> 01:15:44,529 From your lips to God's ears. 1519 01:15:44,663 --> 01:15:46,198 Well, in this market, 1520 01:15:46,199 --> 01:15:48,199 I may just have a direct line with God. 1521 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,501 I really hope so. 1522 01:15:50,702 --> 01:15:52,237 I'll be sure to post 1523 01:15:52,238 --> 01:15:53,871 all the pictures first thing in the morning. 1524 01:15:53,872 --> 01:15:55,539 And email me if you need anything else. 1525 01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:57,309 I will. Thank you. 1526 01:15:57,310 --> 01:15:59,043 -Thank you. Good night. -Okay, have a great evening. 1527 01:15:59,044 --> 01:16:01,046 You, too. 1528 01:16:03,782 --> 01:16:05,150 Hey. 1529 01:16:05,283 --> 01:16:07,419 Hey, what's going on? Why you crying? 1530 01:16:10,021 --> 01:16:11,323 Hey. What... 1531 01:16:13,392 --> 01:16:18,597 Raquel died like 20 minutes ago. 1532 01:16:21,767 --> 01:16:23,335 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 1533 01:16:30,429 --> 01:16:35,379 Are you sure this thing's gonna fit in the new dining room? 1534 01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:37,149 We had 'em all measured, honey. 1535 01:16:37,282 --> 01:16:38,984 It seems pretty damn big. 1536 01:16:39,117 --> 01:16:40,685 Made you a sandwich. 1537 01:16:42,487 --> 01:16:43,655 Thank God. 1538 01:16:43,789 --> 01:16:45,157 I'm starving. 1539 01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:47,626 I can't take care of him, Richard. 1540 01:16:47,759 --> 01:16:49,896 I just started to feel like my own person. 1541 01:16:50,028 --> 01:16:51,396 With him being here, 1542 01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:53,640 I feel like I could scream, I'm so trapped. 1543 01:16:53,641 --> 01:16:55,533 And I know that sounds shitty. 1544 01:16:55,534 --> 01:16:57,002 He wanted to come back to us. 1545 01:16:57,135 --> 01:16:58,336 He wanted to come home. 1546 01:16:58,470 --> 01:17:00,505 He wanted to be here, where... 1547 01:17:00,639 --> 01:17:01,689 Here! 1548 01:17:02,407 --> 01:17:03,457 To die. 1549 01:17:05,977 --> 01:17:08,013 -Hey, Dad. What's the score? -Huh? 1550 01:17:08,848 --> 01:17:10,449 The game- Who's winning? 1551 01:17:10,582 --> 01:17:11,818 Uh... 1552 01:17:11,950 --> 01:17:13,510 At the crossroads of the world, 1553 01:17:13,552 --> 01:17:15,153 Times Square in New York City... 1554 01:17:20,525 --> 01:17:23,261 Hey, come on. It's almost time. 1555 01:17:23,395 --> 01:17:25,430 In 15 seconds... 1556 01:17:25,564 --> 01:17:27,165 You look so silly. 1557 01:17:27,299 --> 01:17:28,967 It's that time of year. 1558 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:32,137 Ten, nine, eight, 1559 01:17:32,270 --> 01:17:34,105 seven, six, 1560 01:17:34,239 --> 01:17:36,208 -five, four... -To better times. 1561 01:17:36,341 --> 01:17:39,110 -...three, two, one. -Better times. 1562 01:17:39,244 --> 01:17:41,580 Happy New Year! 1563 01:17:43,048 --> 01:17:44,416 Happy New Year, Richard. 1564 01:17:45,383 --> 01:17:46,643 Happy New Year, Margaret. 1565 01:17:54,752 --> 01:17:58,229 ...forensic scientific standpoint, 1566 01:17:58,230 --> 01:18:00,165 you cannot definitively prove that. 1567 01:18:04,536 --> 01:18:06,906 Well, my meeting was canceled, so I figured, 1568 01:18:07,038 --> 01:18:08,848 how about our favorite breakfast? 1569 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,090 Oh, thank you. 1570 01:18:10,141 --> 01:18:11,743 Dad make it to therapy okay? 1571 01:18:12,477 --> 01:18:14,379 Uh, picked up right on time. 1572 01:18:14,513 --> 01:18:16,916 He has a new caregiver. Her name is Carol. 1573 01:18:17,048 --> 01:18:18,483 Carol. 1574 01:18:18,617 --> 01:18:21,253 Vanessa left a message for me down at the office. 1575 01:18:21,386 --> 01:18:22,621 Did you talk to her? 1576 01:18:23,622 --> 01:18:24,957 I did. 1577 01:18:25,090 --> 01:18:27,192 Uh, what'd she have to say? 1578 01:18:27,325 --> 01:18:29,996 Well, funnily enough, we talked about you. 1579 01:18:30,128 --> 01:18:31,696 Me? 1580 01:18:31,831 --> 01:18:34,733 We talked about what a great artist you are 1581 01:18:34,867 --> 01:18:37,435 and how you always wanted to be a graphic artist 1582 01:18:38,069 --> 01:18:39,371 back when we met. 1583 01:18:40,505 --> 01:18:43,642 And she wanted to know why you quit painting. 1584 01:18:48,713 --> 01:18:49,763 You know why. 1585 01:18:50,715 --> 01:18:52,217 I don't, actually. 1586 01:18:56,187 --> 01:18:57,689 I had to make a living. 1587 01:18:59,491 --> 01:19:01,293 I had to make money. 1588 01:19:05,797 --> 01:19:07,699 I took an apartment on High Street. 1589 01:19:10,235 --> 01:19:11,736 I can walk to work. 1590 01:19:18,143 --> 01:19:19,544 So you're leaving me? 1591 01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:25,383 I am. 1592 01:20:07,759 --> 01:20:09,561 Do you think you can save it? 1593 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:11,998 Save what? 1594 01:20:12,130 --> 01:20:14,532 Your marriage. 1595 01:20:16,002 --> 01:20:17,569 I have no idea. 1596 01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:18,569 Your mom and I, 1597 01:20:18,570 --> 01:20:20,672 we never had problems like that. 1598 01:20:20,805 --> 01:20:23,141 Yes, you did. 1599 01:20:23,274 --> 01:20:25,084 People just didn't talk about them. 1600 01:20:25,143 --> 01:20:26,946 That's all. It was a different time. 1601 01:20:27,612 --> 01:20:30,682 Oh, she... she left me once. 1602 01:20:30,816 --> 01:20:31,984 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1603 01:20:32,118 --> 01:20:33,819 You know, you were all little. 1604 01:20:34,854 --> 01:20:37,322 She left for four days, went to New York, 1605 01:20:37,455 --> 01:20:40,425 saw some plays, went up the Empire State Building. 1606 01:20:42,661 --> 01:20:44,396 But she came back, Ricky. 1607 01:20:46,231 --> 01:20:48,767 She came back, and she never left again. 1608 01:20:48,901 --> 01:20:52,470 Yeah, well, it was a different time, like I said. 1609 01:20:52,604 --> 01:20:54,305 She left her heavy coat. 1610 01:20:55,107 --> 01:20:56,441 Who did? 1611 01:20:56,574 --> 01:20:58,324 Margaret- She left her heavy coat. 1612 01:20:58,325 --> 01:20:59,710 When you leave something like that, 1613 01:20:59,711 --> 01:21:01,151 it means you want to come back. 1614 01:21:01,279 --> 01:21:03,269 Margaret's leaving all kinds of stuff. 1615 01:21:03,381 --> 01:21:04,917 It doesn't mean anything. 1616 01:21:06,718 --> 01:21:09,788 She's been forgetting a lot of things lately. 1617 01:21:10,622 --> 01:21:12,290 Maybe it's time, Ricky. 1618 01:21:12,858 --> 01:21:13,993 For what? 1619 01:21:14,126 --> 01:21:15,895 Maybe you should sell the house. 1620 01:21:18,229 --> 01:21:19,397 Sell the house? 1621 01:21:20,632 --> 01:21:24,402 After all this time, you've said sell... 1622 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:31,342 I will tell you what I am going to do. 1623 01:21:33,344 --> 01:21:35,747 I am going to paint. 1624 01:21:37,782 --> 01:21:38,832 Good. 1625 01:21:39,317 --> 01:21:40,719 Come along, darling. 1626 01:21:40,853 --> 01:21:42,487 It's time to go. 1627 01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:45,757 Mother, I'm going to miss being here. 1628 01:21:46,658 --> 01:21:47,860 Really? 1629 01:21:48,861 --> 01:21:49,995 I won't. 1630 01:21:50,129 --> 01:21:52,031 Its name was Enza. 1631 01:21:52,164 --> 01:21:53,264 Come along, darling. 1632 01:21:53,398 --> 01:21:54,934 I opened the window. 1633 01:21:55,067 --> 01:21:56,568 In flew Enza. 1634 01:21:57,169 --> 01:21:58,603 I had a little bird. 1635 01:21:58,737 --> 01:22:00,906 Its name was Enza. 1636 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,842 I opened the window. 1637 01:22:02,975 --> 01:22:04,642 In flew Enza. 1638 01:22:05,177 --> 01:22:06,946 I had a little bird. 1639 01:22:07,079 --> 01:22:09,215 Its name was Enza. 1640 01:22:09,347 --> 01:22:10,883 What did I come in here for? 1641 01:22:15,921 --> 01:22:17,255 Why am I here? 1642 01:22:19,324 --> 01:22:20,525 Rose. 1643 01:22:26,431 --> 01:22:27,833 I'm coming, Rose. 1644 01:22:32,171 --> 01:22:33,471 I'm coming. 1645 01:22:34,106 --> 01:22:35,340 Rose? 1646 01:22:40,545 --> 01:22:41,746 Don't worry. 1647 01:22:42,447 --> 01:22:43,748 I'm coming, Rose. 1648 01:22:46,252 --> 01:22:47,719 Just wait. I'm coming. 1649 01:22:49,687 --> 01:22:52,323 I'm coming. I'm coming. 1650 01:23:03,568 --> 01:23:07,772 Wallet, watch, keys. 1651 01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:45,643 I wanted to thank you 1652 01:23:45,777 --> 01:23:47,046 for being there today. 1653 01:23:47,179 --> 01:23:48,546 It... it meant a lot. 1654 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,348 It was a lovely service. 1655 01:23:50,481 --> 01:23:53,252 I'm sorry I couldn't stay for the lunch, Richard. 1656 01:23:53,384 --> 01:23:54,654 Oh, no, that's all right. 1657 01:23:54,719 --> 01:23:56,856 That's all right. Just... But thank you. 1658 01:23:56,989 --> 01:23:59,357 So, are you all right? 1659 01:23:59,490 --> 01:24:00,926 H-How are you doing? 1660 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:02,110 I'm okay. 1661 01:24:03,695 --> 01:24:06,764 I'm sad, but I'm okay. 1662 01:24:06,899 --> 01:24:09,567 Well, it is sad. Very sad. 1663 01:24:09,701 --> 01:24:11,811 Yeah, and as we've discussed many times, 1664 01:24:11,871 --> 01:24:13,504 that's an important feeling. 1665 01:24:13,638 --> 01:24:16,407 Mm-hmm. It certainly is. 1666 01:24:17,910 --> 01:24:21,146 It was good that Dad and I had... 1667 01:24:23,048 --> 01:24:24,188 so much time, you know, 1668 01:24:24,216 --> 01:24:26,026 since he came back to live here, and... 1669 01:24:26,852 --> 01:24:28,553 we talked, we-we-we... 1670 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,522 we sorted through a lot of stuff. 1671 01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:34,059 I'm glad. 1672 01:24:34,193 --> 01:24:36,527 Glad you two were able to do that. 1673 01:24:36,661 --> 01:24:38,596 And, Margaret, I need to... 1674 01:24:40,698 --> 01:24:45,570 Margaret, I have to apologize to you. 1675 01:24:47,405 --> 01:24:50,742 -Richard, you don't have to... -Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 1676 01:24:50,876 --> 01:24:53,411 Margaret, I have to tell you how sorry I am. 1677 01:24:55,314 --> 01:24:57,917 All I did was worry about every damn thing. 1678 01:24:59,684 --> 01:25:01,954 In some insane way, I must have believed 1679 01:25:02,087 --> 01:25:05,157 that worrying would keep painful things from happening. 1680 01:25:07,192 --> 01:25:08,660 Isn't it ridiculous? 1681 01:25:12,530 --> 01:25:13,899 I'm sorry, Margaret. 1682 01:25:15,234 --> 01:25:18,703 I'm sorry I wasn't able to be what you needed me to be. 1683 01:25:19,504 --> 01:25:20,873 Richard, it's okay. 1684 01:25:22,241 --> 01:25:23,541 But thank you. 1685 01:25:25,144 --> 01:25:26,912 Thank you for... 1686 01:25:27,846 --> 01:25:29,181 for saying that. 1687 01:25:34,286 --> 01:25:36,621 We both... 1688 01:25:37,890 --> 01:25:39,557 We did the best we could. 1689 01:25:43,195 --> 01:25:44,462 Yeah. 1690 01:25:45,297 --> 01:25:46,531 Yeah. 1691 01:26:05,483 --> 01:26:07,585 Ring around the rosie, 1692 01:26:07,719 --> 01:26:10,255 a pocket full of posies. 1693 01:26:10,389 --> 01:26:14,592 Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. 1694 01:26:18,197 --> 01:26:19,898 We were walking along the Seine, 1695 01:26:20,032 --> 01:26:22,667 and the sky opened up, and it just started to pour. 1696 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,870 So we ducked into this tiny cafe 1697 01:26:25,004 --> 01:26:27,638 and ended up having the best baguette of our life. 1698 01:26:27,772 --> 01:26:30,422 Oh, and I must be starting to look French, by the way, 1699 01:26:30,423 --> 01:26:32,377 because an American tourist stopped me 1700 01:26:32,378 --> 01:26:34,446 and asked me if I spoke English, 1701 01:26:34,579 --> 01:26:36,015 and I said, "Oui." 1702 01:26:36,148 --> 01:26:37,648 Aw. 1703 01:26:37,782 --> 01:26:39,784 You got to see Paris. 1704 01:26:39,918 --> 01:26:41,652 I got to see Paris, Richard. 1705 01:26:41,653 --> 01:26:42,954 How great Vanessa was able 1706 01:26:42,955 --> 01:26:44,555 to rendezvous with you. 1707 01:26:44,689 --> 01:26:46,358 Oh, it was wonderful. 1708 01:26:46,492 --> 01:26:49,560 And Vanessa and I decided we're coming back every year. 1709 01:26:49,694 --> 01:26:51,130 -Just us. No David. -Oh. 1710 01:26:51,263 --> 01:26:53,065 Just a mother-and-daughter trip. 1711 01:26:53,066 --> 01:26:55,199 -Oh, why not? Yeah. -And you know what else? 1712 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,150 I'm gonna save my pennies to visit a new country every year. 1713 01:26:58,270 --> 01:27:00,873 That sounds like a perfect plan. 1714 01:27:01,006 --> 01:27:02,707 Oh, speaking of plans, 1715 01:27:02,708 --> 01:27:05,276 are Vanessa and David joining you for Thanksgiving this year? 1716 01:27:05,277 --> 01:27:07,513 They're going to David's folks'. 1717 01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,380 Vanessa told me that David's mother 1718 01:27:09,381 --> 01:27:11,850 is hell-bent on having Thanksgiving this year 1719 01:27:11,984 --> 01:27:13,914 and there's nothing we can do about it. 1720 01:27:15,254 --> 01:27:18,190 Well, Margaret, the family is spread all over the globe. 1721 01:27:20,725 --> 01:27:22,528 No. No. No plans. 1722 01:27:22,660 --> 01:27:24,762 No, n-no... no plans. 1723 01:27:24,897 --> 01:27:26,527 So I think I'm just gonna skip it. 1724 01:27:27,132 --> 01:27:28,182 You? 1725 01:27:30,969 --> 01:27:32,304 Would you really want to? 1726 01:27:33,671 --> 01:27:34,973 I'd love that. 1727 01:27:36,208 --> 01:27:38,310 Well, then you got it. 1728 01:27:38,444 --> 01:27:41,346 Thanksgiving dinner, 4:00 p.m., right here. 1729 01:27:53,525 --> 01:27:55,094 It's open! 1730 01:28:01,732 --> 01:28:02,901 -Hey. -Hi. 1731 01:28:03,035 --> 01:28:04,503 Oh, you look great. 1732 01:28:04,635 --> 01:28:06,839 -Aw. -You do. 1733 01:28:06,972 --> 01:28:08,739 You sure this is what you wanted? 1734 01:28:08,740 --> 01:28:11,275 Oh, what could be better for Thanksgiving dinner 1735 01:28:11,276 --> 01:28:12,743 than cold egg rolls? 1736 01:28:12,878 --> 01:28:15,514 Wow, Richard, you've really been painting. 1737 01:28:15,646 --> 01:28:17,149 Oh, I've been busy, yeah. 1738 01:28:17,816 --> 01:28:19,251 They're great. 1739 01:28:19,384 --> 01:28:20,718 Well, thank you. 1740 01:28:21,353 --> 01:28:22,687 Beautiful. 1741 01:28:23,654 --> 01:28:24,957 What's this? 1742 01:28:25,557 --> 01:28:27,025 That is you. 1743 01:28:27,159 --> 01:28:29,161 I don't look like that. 1744 01:28:29,294 --> 01:28:30,362 Yes, you do. 1745 01:28:30,496 --> 01:28:31,930 Oh, my goodness. 1746 01:28:32,064 --> 01:28:33,698 You could actually sell these. 1747 01:28:33,699 --> 01:28:35,166 -Yeah? -Not that one, though. 1748 01:28:35,167 --> 01:28:37,202 I painted this one just for you. 1749 01:28:37,336 --> 01:28:38,470 Our Vanessa. 1750 01:28:38,471 --> 01:28:39,904 -So beautiful. -Our masterpiece. 1751 01:28:39,905 --> 01:28:41,607 Oh, that's for sure. 1752 01:28:41,739 --> 01:28:43,175 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1753 01:28:44,042 --> 01:28:46,445 Here's a place of honor for you. 1754 01:28:46,578 --> 01:28:49,548 How nice of you to pull out the folding table. 1755 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:51,350 It's a family tradition. 1756 01:28:51,483 --> 01:28:52,951 I thought, why not? 1757 01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,684 You know, the damnedest thing happened 1758 01:28:54,685 --> 01:28:57,221 when I was waiting in line at the Chinese restaurant. 1759 01:28:57,222 --> 01:28:59,424 For a second, I forgot why I was there. 1760 01:29:00,159 --> 01:29:01,692 -It scared me. -Hmm. 1761 01:29:01,827 --> 01:29:05,030 Well, the holidays can be confusing for a lot of people. 1762 01:29:05,164 --> 01:29:06,365 Yeah. 1763 01:29:06,498 --> 01:29:09,434 -It's good to see you. -It's good to see you. 1764 01:29:11,669 --> 01:29:13,109 Well, I'll give the blessing. 1765 01:29:14,106 --> 01:29:16,875 Thank you for the sound 1766 01:29:17,009 --> 01:29:18,879 of all the voices that have been here 1767 01:29:19,912 --> 01:29:23,248 and for bringing us together today. 1768 01:29:24,950 --> 01:29:27,052 -Amen. -Amen. 1769 01:29:27,053 --> 01:29:29,120 Now, I thought, let's begin a brand-new tradition. 1770 01:29:29,121 --> 01:29:31,590 Let's start the meal with fortune cookies. 1771 01:29:31,722 --> 01:29:33,091 Okay. 1772 01:29:33,225 --> 01:29:35,027 -You go first. -Oh. 1773 01:29:35,028 --> 01:29:37,694 "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory." 1774 01:29:37,695 --> 01:29:39,331 A joke my dad would've said. 1775 01:29:40,866 --> 01:29:42,834 "You will have an adventure." 1776 01:29:47,005 --> 01:29:49,074 And what an adventure it has been. 1777 01:29:51,709 --> 01:29:53,011 What does yours say? 1778 01:29:59,717 --> 01:30:02,521 "An old love will come back to you." 1779 01:30:02,654 --> 01:30:04,056 Mm. That's a good one. 1780 01:30:06,959 --> 01:30:08,493 Is this my good fortune? 1781 01:30:11,863 --> 01:30:13,232 No. 1782 01:30:19,770 --> 01:30:21,073 I've been thinking. 1783 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,042 I'm gonna sell the house. 1784 01:30:26,211 --> 01:30:27,261 Good. 1785 01:31:28,206 --> 01:31:30,309 Careful, now. 1786 01:31:30,442 --> 01:31:32,277 -I got you. -Ten? 1787 01:31:32,411 --> 01:31:34,713 Ten, yeah. Ten years. 1788 01:31:34,846 --> 01:31:37,416 Can you believe it? Time flies. 1789 01:31:37,549 --> 01:31:39,484 Careful. You all right? 1790 01:31:39,618 --> 01:31:41,253 Here, I got you. I got you. 1791 01:31:44,589 --> 01:31:46,325 This was our home. 1792 01:31:47,526 --> 01:31:48,576 We lived here. 1793 01:31:49,561 --> 01:31:50,611 You lived here. 1794 01:31:51,463 --> 01:31:52,931 -We lived here? -Yes. Yeah. 1795 01:31:53,065 --> 01:31:54,115 Here, sit. Sit down. 1796 01:31:54,232 --> 01:31:56,468 I have these chairs. 1797 01:31:56,601 --> 01:31:59,838 Uh, the first time you came into this house... 1798 01:31:59,971 --> 01:32:02,140 Oh, you looked so beautiful. 1799 01:32:02,274 --> 01:32:04,309 Couldn't take my eyes off you. 1800 01:32:04,443 --> 01:32:06,478 You came to meet my mom and my dad. 1801 01:32:06,611 --> 01:32:09,348 Now, do you remember my mom and my dad? 1802 01:32:09,481 --> 01:32:11,283 Rose and Al. 1803 01:32:11,335 --> 01:32:13,417 No. 1804 01:32:13,418 --> 01:32:15,253 Well, we all lived here together. 1805 01:32:16,088 --> 01:32:17,789 Many, many happy memories. 1806 01:32:17,923 --> 01:32:20,492 I will never forget, this one night, 1807 01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:24,262 you and I made love on my mother's sofa right here. 1808 01:32:24,396 --> 01:32:26,064 -No. -Yes, we did. 1809 01:32:26,198 --> 01:32:28,908 They were all asleep upstairs, and we were going at it 1810 01:32:29,034 --> 01:32:31,436 -pretty hot and heavy. -Oh! No. Oh. 1811 01:32:32,070 --> 01:32:34,106 Many happy memories here. 1812 01:32:34,239 --> 01:32:35,842 Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1813 01:32:35,974 --> 01:32:39,544 We... we got married right in front of the fireplace there. 1814 01:32:40,979 --> 01:32:42,347 Oh, my God, you gave birth 1815 01:32:42,481 --> 01:32:45,150 to our daughter, Vanessa, right here. 1816 01:32:45,283 --> 01:32:48,086 Do you remember our daughter, Vanessa? 1817 01:32:50,188 --> 01:32:51,256 -Eh... -Hmm? 1818 01:32:51,390 --> 01:32:53,291 We raised her in this house. 1819 01:32:54,359 --> 01:32:56,049 We did our best to be good parents. 1820 01:32:56,050 --> 01:32:57,528 You were a wonderful mother, 1821 01:32:57,529 --> 01:33:00,232 and I... I tried to be a good father and... 1822 01:33:00,999 --> 01:33:02,300 and a good husband. 1823 01:33:04,035 --> 01:33:05,370 I have no regrets. 1824 01:33:07,339 --> 01:33:08,707 Vanessa? 1825 01:33:08,841 --> 01:33:11,510 Yes, our daughter, Vanessa. 1826 01:33:12,277 --> 01:33:15,147 She was and is a firecracker. 1827 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,449 There was this one time she... 1828 01:33:17,582 --> 01:33:20,051 she had won an award at school- A ribbon- 1829 01:33:20,185 --> 01:33:22,721 And she lost it, and she was so upset 1830 01:33:22,855 --> 01:33:26,191 she cried for two days straight about that lost ribbon. 1831 01:33:26,324 --> 01:33:28,627 -The blue ribbon. -Yes, it was a blue ribbon. 1832 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,162 I... I remember. 1833 01:33:31,096 --> 01:33:34,199 I found it in the... in the sofa. 1834 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,068 The brown sofa. I remember. 1835 01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:42,174 I remember finding it. 1836 01:33:42,307 --> 01:33:43,975 She was so happy. 1837 01:33:46,378 --> 01:33:48,713 And you... you came in the door, 1838 01:33:49,681 --> 01:33:51,149 and you were so happy. 1839 01:33:53,718 --> 01:33:55,487 Oh, I remember all that. 1840 01:33:56,755 --> 01:33:58,123 That was right here. 1841 01:34:02,027 --> 01:34:03,595 I remember being here. 1842 01:34:06,531 --> 01:34:08,033 I love it here. 1843 01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:12,404 I love it here. 1844 01:34:12,454 --> 01:34:17,004 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 130149

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