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2 OLY: So tiny! (LAUGHS)

SHAUNA: Well done, Beth. She's definitely a baby.

MARCUS: Oh.

- (FLATLY) So cute. - (GURGLES)

- BETH: Do you want a hold? - Shit, no.

What if I drop it and run over it?

SHAUNA: Jesus, Marcus.

I'll hold her.

I suppose you're gonna wanna

tell us about how it's all going and stuff.

Not gonna lie, it is... hard.

Ali's gone back to work and honestly, I just...

...cannot wait to come back myself.

Work is easy!

The longest I've slept in the last eight weeks

is, like, three hours.

Hey!

I've been to Emergency with mastitis twice.

(CLEARS THROAT) That's truly excruciating.

And I just kind of feel like I've been lied to, you know?

Like, um, people don't really tell you the truly shit parts

because if they did and women really knew what we were in for,

then we would stop breeding

and the entire human race would just die out.

Yikes.

Sounds... sounds tough.

BETH: Oh, no, don't get me wrong.

It's obviously the best thing that I have ever done.

I feel...

...very blessed.

Do you want her back?

Um, just... give me a minute, yeah?

(BABY GURGLES SOFTLY)

(SINGSONGS) What is going on?

(GIGGLES) Yeah!

(PHONE RINGS)

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

I saw what was going on there.

I saw the way you looked at that baby.

Babies are catching.

They're scientifically not.

OK, so I wasn't going to tell you this yet.

But one of the big Teal donors

has reached out and wants me to run for Senate next year.

- Federal? - Yes.

Um, Marcus will be my chief of staff.

But there is room for a, um... (SNAPS FINGERS)

- Policy adviser? - Pol... Junior policy adviser.

So...

Me?

Obviously. I'm talking to you.

So don't go getting any ideas about babies.

'Cause you gotta be there for that.

OK, that's really exciting,

but I only just agreed to come back,

and I'm not sure it's OK for an employer to tell an employee

whether or not they can have children.

Oh, fuckin' alright, then.

Just pop one out quickly

so that you're there in time for the campaign.

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

You know, you can't just hook up with your work friend

in a supply cupboard and then ghost them.

- Have some basic human decency. - I'm sorry, Van.

You know, I thought you were one of the good ones.

Look, it was a tough time, OK? I had to take some time off.

I was just going through some stuff.

OK, we're all going through stuff, Vince.

Doesn't really give you a reason to treat people like shit!

Look, I know, Van.

Can we talk about this later, please?

- (VAN SIGHS) - (WOMAN GROANS)

Hey, how you feeling?

WOMAN: Like shit!

- Mama, mama! Guess what! - What?

- The birdbox. - You want me to climb up there?

You have to see inside.

OK.

(SOFT MUSIC)

We're having bird babies!

SANTI: It's pretty cool that he's interested,

but I told him I don't really have any ideas

for a furries comic right now.

You know, maybe with some time, I can figure something out.

It's the worst thing you can do for the environment.

A comic?

Having another kid.

SANTI: Are we not talking about the publisher thing anymore?

I mean, not having another kid is, like,

the single best climate choice you can make.

SANTI: Right.

And you were the one that was freaking out over

the parenting of just one child.

- That was because... - And I'll still work.

I mean, like...

...if... if we had another one.

I mean, even if I didn't want to, I would have to.

SANTI: Of course.

Because we want our own apartment.

- I know. Me too. - And we need the money.

So how would that even...

Well, we just... We'd figure it out.

Can you just convince me that this isn't a really stupid idea

to do this again... on purpose?

More stupid than doing it by accident?

Maybe!

We'll be ready this time, Ol.

We know what to expect.

- J will help. - Kids always say that.

But she'd get a little baby brother or a sister!

You know, when I lost Mum, it was like everything was broken.

And then we had J and it was like

I was part of a whole new family.

I know it was...

...a little more complicated for you than that,

but no, I don't think it's a bad idea.

I think it's a really, really good idea!

Let's have heaps of babies! (LAUGHS)

OK, well...

...maybe I can just... ditch the pill

and we can just see what happens.

Yes!

Can we see what happens now?

I don't think it works that fast!

What do you mean? Just, like, a practice.

- (DOG BARKS NEARBY) - (BAT SCREECHES NEARBY)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

(SCRAPING AND RUSTLING)

(DOOR RATTLES)

(HANDLE SQUEAKS)

(WHISPERS) Shit!

(DOOR OPENS)

(SOFTLY) Helloooo!

(EXHALES DEEPLY) Fuck's sakes, Reema!

What are you doing here?

You weren't answering my calls.

VINCE: That's right. 'Cause I was sleeping.

I mean for, like, the last two months.

(VINCE SIGHS)

I was gonna hit you with this. (MUTTERS)

(VINCE SIGHS)

I was drawing some appropriate boundaries.

Home invasions? Not appropriate.

(REEMA LAUGHS)

I know, but I wanted to see you.

VINCE: We can't sleep together.

As if! I'm still with Rakim.

(VINCE MUTTERS) Fuck's sakes.

REEMA: Sort of.

We're... taking it slow.

VINCE: Can you please leave? Thank you.

- REEMA: How's Malik? - VINCE: Fine.

REEMA: I just wanna talk!

(VINCE SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

I'm sorry things went to shit between us.

I don't even know why.

Oh, I have a pretty good idea of why.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I could have handled things better.

I'm sorry.

- What did you just say? - Alright. Whatever.

- (LAUGHS) - Don't push it, babe.

You shouldn't have come here.

We've been friends for forever.

I want you in my life.

Yeah, but...

...if things are going so great with Rakim...

...what are you doing here?

Vince!

Things went to shit between us way before I met Rakim.

Mmm.

Your dad must be stoked.

You're dating a younger version of him.

Oh, fuck you, Vince!

You don't have to lie to your dad about your boyfriend.

Yeah, yeah. It's so much better, so much easier.

(OPENS DOOR)

Well, you have a fantastic evening.

Grumpy man.

(POIGNANT MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENS)

REEMA: Mama?

ISHANI: Mmm.

- Mmm. - Sorry.

Reema!

Reema, what are you doing here? Are you alright?

Mum, I just did the dumbest thing.

I went to Vince's house.

(MAN MUMBLES)

There's someone in here!

No, no. You go outside. I'll come out. I'll come out.

What is going on?!

Hi, sweetheart.

Dad?

Ohh!

Vince! Vince, Vince, Vince, Vince! What the hell?

You messed up the fetal heart rate record in 3.

It was, like, really bad!

The doc's, like, freaking out, and that poor mother!

- Serious? I can go... - It's fine.

I fixed it. It's all done now.

You know, it feels like the bare minimum that you can do

is not go out partying the night before a shift.

What is going on here?

I thought you figured your shit out.

I didn't stay out all night partying, OK?

My ex broke into my room.

- What? - Yeah.

And then I couldn't fall asleep.

Right.

(SCOFFS)

Right. Wow, you really are a dick, aren't you?

What?

Sorry - how am I the dick?

I didn't break into anyone's house.

And I didn't bloody sleep with her.

Great. Do you want, like, a medal or something?

You know, you obviously drove her completely insane

because you are an avoidant, gaslighting... arsehole.

Yeah, well, most people would say I'm a nice guy.

He's over all the time now. It's so inappropriate.

Like, just because you still love someone,

doesn't mean you should be together.

OLY: Mmm.

Like, all the problems they had before,

they're still gonna have - nothing's changed...

...apart from the fact that they're both older now

and they should know better.

(FLUSHES TOILET)

Well, it's nice that they're happy.

I'm sure Ish knows what she's doing.

Oh, you know what really shits me?

He doesn't want me to be with

someone outside the faith, right?

And here he is, getting back with Mum, who is Hindu.

Did he say that?

Trust me, he doesn't have to.

(OLY SIGHS)

It's funny - I sorta thought

that we'd get it on the first go.

- Like last time. - It's probably for the best.

It's just gonna grow up and be disappointed by you.

(TREE CREAKS AND GROANS SOFTLY)

WOMAN: You really care about this?

MAN: Yeah, totally.

I mean, yeah, this shit means a lot to me.

My dad was, like... like, pretty big

in the Chilean movement.

You know, in, like, the...

...the socialist protests and that stuff.

So that's a no, then?

Uh, well, she called me

a douchebag normie capitalist fuckface.

I mean, like, she doesn't even know me.

ANGIE: Yeah, well,

she probably just wants to know

that you care about the cause as much as she does,

that you're not just saying

you're an activist to hit on her.

Oh, I care about the climate and shit, OK?

You guys are the ones who's fucked it.

- You guys? - Old people.

Right!

What are you doing here anyways?

- Um, honestly? - Yeah.

Um, I read about a young teacher called Miranda Gibson

who helped get the Styx Valley in Tassie

World Heritage listed.

And she... she stayed for 449 days

up in a tree 60 metres high

in the rain, in the cold, shitting in a bucket.

And, um, I just thought,

"Surely I can do something."

Well, do you think that Rainy

would like me if I did that or...

(CHUCKLES) No, Gabe!

I'm just saying

if you really do care about it, then do something.

Yeesh!

- SANTI: Hey! - Hey.

What's that?

Um, one of my clients is a Chinese herbalist.

- You know, the basenji dude. - Oh, yeah.

He says this is perfect for mega-fertility.

Oh, wow. You told your client that we were trying for a baby.

- Yeah. - Hmm!

Just thought yeah.

It looks like an oil spill.

I'm not worried, I'm just...

Oh, I'm... I'm not worried.

I figured 'cause we didn't nail it the first go, I'd...

It's good to, you know, just do everything that...

...that we can to...

...help.

Think this might be ready.

Actually, I came across this... this app.

- Oh, yeah? - That tracks my cycle.

- That sounds great. - I thought I could give it a go.

- Oh, my... God! - SANTI: Oh, my...

(SQUELCHES)

Holy...

Uh, that sounds great.

(SLURPS)

How is it?

(GRUNTS)

It's actually really good.

Yeah.

- (ISHANI LAUGHS) - (MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)

How do you think she's taking it?

It's a big adjustment for her.

Haz, why don't you try talking to her?

She listens to you.

You have so much influence over her.

HAZEM: Mmm.

Maybe too much.

Mmm.

Bitterly ironic, considering I raised her.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

So do you live here now?

Just... staying.

- ISHANI: Yeah. - Right.

Reema, I know your mother and I, it's...

It's been a surprise for you.

ISHANI: Mmm.

And maybe I've been a little too involved in

your personal life.

Oh! Don't worry about that one, Dad.

No-one could accuse you of being too involved in my life.

Why are you cooking it like that?

It's better in the air fryer.

(QUIRKY MUSIC)

(BIRDS CHIRP AND WARBLE)

(JACINDA MURMURS) One, two.

SANTI: Hello.

JACINDA: One, two...

OLY: I'm two days late.

- Really? - Mmm.

And I have sore boobs.

Is two days normal?

It's within the margin of error.

OK. But it could be, right?

(HOPEFUL MUSIC)

- Do you need to sit down? - (LAUGHS) No.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Have you done a test?

I've run out,

but I'm gonna get one at lunch.

Look at this.

Surveillance capitalism knows we're pregnant before we do.

What?!

- Ooh! Can I see? - BOTH: No.

- Not for kids. Not for kids. - SANTI: Adults only.

Finish your homework.

You know, I've gotta start thinking about the logistics.

Like, is our car safe?

The boot might not be big enough.

I've definitely gotta buy a new pram and baby capsule.

I'll help you with the pram, huh?

Because... (SPEAKS SPANISH)

...they cost as much as my first car, I swear.

Really?

You don't have to do that.

- I want to. - Oh, thank you.

(PHONE BUZZES)

And I definitely need to get our own place.

I cannot stay at Oly's parents' place forever.

(ROSA SPEAKS SPANISH)

I'm gonna search up some cots on Gumtree.

ROSA: No, you know, what you really need to think about

is getting on the day care wait list.

Porque si no se avispan despues, van a trabajar...

(ROSA'S SPEECH FADES)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

GABE: I like you, not really them.

If you like me, then can't you just accept that

that's who I am?

I don't know, I mean, why can't we just hang out?

You know, you and I.

MAN: Good afternoon.

Ladies.

Yeah, fuck the police!

ANGIE: Hey! Cool it, Gabe.

We've had some complaints about antisocial behaviour here.

We're gonna have to ask you to move on.

Uh, the right to protest is a cornerstone of democracy.

So... I'm pretty sure we're in a democracy, yes?

Yes?

Actually, protests are now illegal

under section 144G of the Roads Act.

Yeah, on main roads and tunnels and...

...bridges or key infrastructure.

Which leaves back roads or parks.

Well...

So I think it is legal

to protest around - peacefully -

around the base of a tree.

But as for the antisocial behaviour,

you could try and arrest us.

- (LAUGHS) Good luck! - And then you might see some!

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

- Yep, we're coming. - ANGIE: Oh! 'Bye!

Yeah, that's right! Run off, little piggies.

- Walk away! - Oink-oink!

(INTENSE MUSIC)

I'm not even thinking about whether or not this will work.

(SANTI GRUNTS)

- This is just us having sex. - Oh!

- Fun sex, OK? - Yeah.

We don't have to have, like, an agenda

or think about whether or not it's fun

or not fun.

- Oly. - Sorry.

(BOTH MOAN)

- (OLY SIGHS) - (MURMURS) Oly...

(SANTI GRUNTS)

(BOTH MOAN)

(OLY PANTS)

(GROANS)

You should probably do the thing.

Oh, yeah.

You think trying for a baby is ruining our sex life?

I think it'll work this time.

(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

ROSA: I knew it!

Come back here, you fake little protesters!

You said you were chained to that tree!

Huh?

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

('SO HAPPY' BY DEYA DOVA PLAYS)

Gabriel!

(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)

(MUTTERS)

So how much longer is this all going to take?

Uh, well, it's hard to say.

'Cause now it's a vow of silence -

which I'll take any day at home,

but his Year 12 exams are coming up and...

Just hurry up and save the stupid tree!

Oh, no. The trees are definitely going.

Are you serious?

Yeah. There's nothing we can do about it.

The council has already given the development approval.

Why, Angie?

Why would you get my son involved in this lost cause?

Are you insane?

This matters to me, Rosa.

Oh, but it doesn't matter to Gabe.

So just tell him to come down.

(LAUGHS) He's not my son.

(SHRIEKS IN SPANISH)

Listen, my friend with the shiny new EV,

which he spent a fortune on, by the way, right?

He runs out of juice on a drive up to Coffs.

- And guess what. - There's no charging station.

- (LAUGHS) - Exactly!

And so now he's stuck in the Mid North Coast, stranded,

wishing he'd kept his Subaru.

- HAZEM: Of course he is! - Yeah.

ISHANI: I'd like to have an electric car.

So would I, but Rakim is right.

It's a great innovation,

but there's too many practical problems.

Mmm. The infrastructure rollout, you know,

it can't keep speed with consumer take-up.

HAZEM: Yes! Yeah.

And unless we regulate, we risk being last in line -

globally, anyway.

ISHANI: I made pavlova.

HAZEM AND RAKIM: That's my favourite!

- That... that's my favourite. - That's your favourite?

- That's my favourite. Really? - Stop it!

- Wait, what do you have on top? - Not tinned fruit!

RAKIM: Not tinned fruit. Disgusting!

Oat chai latte with some extra cinnamon.

- (VAN SIGHS) - Right? No?

OK.

Van,

I'm sorry I treated you badly.

We work together.

So I would really like it if we could be friends.

Yeah?

(WHISPERS) I'm sorry.

OK.

I'm not a bad guy.

Oh, yeah. Like bad guys don't buy chai.

(CHUCKLES)

- Maybe J was a fluke. - Oly.

- One-hit wonder. - Come on.

How is it possible that

when I hadn't ever thought about getting pregnant,

we got it on the first go,

and now that we want to...

...I can't make it happen?

Can you think yourself out of getting pregnant?

- Maybe I'm being punished. - Ohh...

For what, Oly?

Because I didn't want her when she was born.

(CHUCKLES) I don't think that's how these things work.

Who's punishing you?

Karma.

You don't believe in karma.

Well, these things make me superstitious.

I was so scared to have another baby.

Now that it's not happening, just...

I just feel really sad.

Yeah. Me too.

(OLY SNIFFLES)

Uh, attention, all.

I fuckin' did it!

I'm officially the fuckin' best!

Let's go.

Alright. Come on!

Oly, Marcus, let's go.

Come on. You're not gonna believe it.

Marcus, hurry the fuck up. You are always taking forever.

Let's do this!

(FEEDBACK WHINES)

SHAUNA: I am so excited to be here today

because as of this afternoon,

I'm delighted to tell you

that council has approved a plan

to move the development to a different site.

Yes, that's right - the trees are safe!

(PEOPLE CHEER)

It would be remiss of me

not to use this opportunity

to thank each and every one of you.

Because it is because of you

that we've been able to achieve this.

Some of you have been camping out here for months.

And now we have done it,

and all because of your care for these majestic trees.

(PEOPLE CHEER)

So good.

(LAUGHS) I can't believe it!

How did this happen?

She somehow found a new site.

Yeah, and she wrangled the property owners, the developers,

the council as well.

And she got them to agree to build social housing.

That's great!

She's the best.

SHAUNA: I am so happy to share this suburb...

Aren't you gonna film this for socials?

Yeah.

Let's all celebrate!

(ALL CHEER)

(BRIGHT MUSIC)

ANGIE: He's the man, isn't he?

Oh, my God, now he's going to be a thousand times worse.

Angie, you told him that it was a lost cause.

You see?

Now he thinks he changed the course of history by himself.

Next thing, he's going to be

abseiling the Harbour Bridge or something stupid.

(PHONE RINGS)

(CLICK!)

I did it! I did it!

- (ANGIE LAUGHS) - Angie!

- Hi! Congratulations! - Hi! We did it!

- You did it! Hi! - Hi!

I guess you'll be wanting your house back now.

Oh, um... (CLEARS THROAT) She's moving in with me.

Oh! How nice!

OK!

Vince here?

Uh, he's gonna come by after work.

DOM: Oi, Rosa!

Tremendous to see you.

- Hey! - This is my best friend, Tim.

- Your flatmate. - TIM: Hello!

- Hello. - Where's Dom been hiding you?

Excuse me. I'm a married woman.

Oh, that's very disappointing for me here!

ROSA: Ohh!

Oh, so this is your funny friend!

No, no, no, I'm Dom's much younger,

very single and much better-looking friend.

- (LAUGHS) - Rosa.

I like him!

Um, why don't we have a real drink, you and I,

and maybe you can find some ice?

- OK. Sure. - Yeah. Let's go.

Mate, you stay.

TIM: Champagne for my real friends,

real pain for my sham friends.

- You heard that one? - (ROSA LAUGHS)

BOWIE: I think the problem is that's where the central paradox

at the heart of progressive activism lies,

because law-breaking becomes a moral imperative

in a system that's totally corrupt,

but who's the final arbiter of that, you know?

- Totally. - Yeah.

Do you wanna have a threesome?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

(KIDS GIGGLE)

- JACINDA: Tickle-tickle-tickle! - SANTI: She's such a cutie.

I guess if we did have a one-hit wonder, then...

- She's a perfect hit. - Yeah.

Maybe I'm just not ready.

I don't know how you'd hide it from your boss anyway.

Well, actually, she's running for Senate next year.

She actually asked me to work for her there.

Really?

SHAUNA: In Canberra!

- Hey! - (LAUGHS) Hey!

- Oly, how are you? - Good!

- And baby daddy? - Yes, that is me.

SHAUNA: Good to see you, mate. (CHUCKLES)

Speaking of the baby, I'm gonna go check on J.

See ya.

Ol,

today is a good day.

Yeah.

I mean, we gotta celebrate all these wins, right?

We gotta take every win that we can get, because fuck knows

it's usually like pushing runny shit up a hill at this joint.

Hey, thank you so much.

I... You were awesome.

And it means so much to me and to my mum.

I'm glad, but I didn't do this for you or your mum, actually.

Yeah.

It actually, honestly, probably just made more sense

to move the development - not sure why they didn't sooner.

We have saved the trees,

we're still doing the social housing

and...

...I'm gonna get me some tonight, because Brett is fuckin' stoked!

Why?

Well, 'cause he owns

one of the blocks in the new site, right?

So just between you and I,

he'll make a mint off the rezoning.

Isn't that a conflict of interest?

Well, it had to go somewhere, right?

Are you guys back together?

Do you know where Marcus went?

Actually, Oly, I did ask you to keep your eyes on Marcus.

('WE ARE THE YOUTH' BY JACK RIVER PLAYS)

I'll see you guys in a bit.

REEMA: Hello. (CHUCKLES)

Wanna hug?

VINCE: Hi.

Guess what.

Uh, Talia and Ariel found a donor.

- Oh! Not you? - Yeah.

Not me. No, I wasn't really up for it again.

Yeah. Rowan, actually.

Their friend from the dog wedding.

So the Italian greyhound gets a baby brother or sister.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm sorry

about the way I reacted

when you broke into my house that night.

I'm also sorry for...

...breaking into your room that night.

VAN: Vince!

- Hey. - VINCE: Hi.

Where the drinks at?

- Hi! - Oh, hi!

Uh... Reema.

These are my work friends, Van and... and Sophie.

Van and Sophie, Reema.

- Hi. - Hello.

Nice to meet you!

Thank... thank you for...

...everything that you do for the healthcare system and...

...for your service.

(CHUCKLES)

You're welcome. (LAUGHS)

Van, I think the eskies

are just next to that tent over there.

Oh.

I will come show you.

Thank you. (LAUGHS)

(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)

Angie!

I'm so stoked we did it!

ANGIE: Yeah! So great!

- I'm so pleased! - I know, I know.

This is me now, you know? Like... like, this.

This is what I'm meant to do, you know? Save the planet.

Ohh. I'm very happy for you, Gabe.

Thanks, Ange, yeah.

I mean, it's all thanks to you as well.

- Oh, what the hell, Gabe? - What? I...

Well, if you're ever bored of the old bull,

you can have the young calf - I'm right here.

Oh! Yeah, real activist.

True activist style there.

Jesus Chr...

('SHAZAM' BY SPIDERBAIT PLAYS)

? Hey, you

? You never should've ran

? You wanna make something that can take you... ?

TIM AND DOM: Afterparty at our house!

- (CORK POPS) - (PEOPLE CHEER)

(MUSIC FADES)

- (INSECTS CHIRP) - (TREE CREAKS SOFTLY)

('GOLD' BY LENNIE SQUIRE)

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-ee-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-ee-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

? You're calling me the best

? Said don't forget the rest

? Am I the one who fell over at every single test?

? This ain't a nursery rhyme

? I'm working overtime

? And I'm a savage

? I'm doing whatever I decide

? And if you wonder why

? I'll be a thousand miles

? Away from everything, everything that you ever tried

? And when you told me love I'm just a jitterbug

? But I'm an animal and I'm never gon ever stop!

? Get ready, get ready

? Get ready, get ready

? Get ready 'cause you know that I'm about to be gold

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-ee-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh-oh, oh-oh-ee-oh-oh

? Oh-oh-ee-oh

? I'm about to be gold. ?

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