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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,106 --> 00:00:51,868 Can't believe you've read that book. 2 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:54,471 Are you kidding? I love that book. 3 00:00:54,571 --> 00:00:56,433 I like his name too. 4 00:00:56,513 --> 00:00:59,036 Kurt Vonnegut. 5 00:01:03,562 --> 00:01:06,005 Imagine living all those different lives. 6 00:01:06,085 --> 00:01:07,767 Be unreal. 7 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:11,571 You wouldn't be able to eat pluto pups. 8 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,053 Devastating. 9 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,936 They say there's one and a half rats 10 00:01:16,036 --> 00:01:17,378 in every pluto pup. 11 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,500 Don't make me spew! 12 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,862 Boys! 13 00:01:22,801 --> 00:01:23,966 See ya. 14 00:01:25,297 --> 00:01:26,582 Gary ... ciggies! 15 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:28,183 Oh, you can keep 'em. 16 00:01:29,832 --> 00:01:31,915 I think my lips are bruised. 17 00:01:32,055 --> 00:01:33,997 And my nipple. 18 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,641 Did Gary pash you? 19 00:01:37,782 --> 00:01:39,604 What? 20 00:01:39,704 --> 00:01:41,566 I was giving you time alone! 21 00:01:41,706 --> 00:01:46,972 Sorry. We just... sat and... talked. 22 00:01:47,113 --> 00:01:49,976 He looks at you like he thinks you're unreal. 23 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,339 Mmm, it's killing me! 24 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,301 - What if he heard? - Heard what? 25 00:01:56,263 --> 00:01:59,227 That I'm... tight. 26 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:00,909 Shit. 27 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,052 Do boys even talk about that stuff? 28 00:02:06,355 --> 00:02:08,718 Oi, Debbie. 29 00:02:08,798 --> 00:02:10,540 I'm gonna stay at yours tonight. 30 00:02:12,202 --> 00:02:13,804 My mum's a slappy bitch. 31 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,007 My... my house? 32 00:02:17,108 --> 00:02:18,629 Yeah. 33 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:33,627 It's tripe. 34 00:02:35,229 --> 00:02:36,670 Offal. 35 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:38,713 What the heck is offal? 36 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,995 How'd you make it look like that? 37 00:02:41,136 --> 00:02:42,457 It's pig's stomach. 38 00:02:48,424 --> 00:02:50,086 Cheryl, stop that. 39 00:02:51,368 --> 00:02:53,049 Cheryl, stop that. 40 00:02:54,531 --> 00:02:56,093 Eww. 41 00:02:56,273 --> 00:02:59,938 OK, who wants to go first? Best thing about your day. Debbie? 42 00:03:00,078 --> 00:03:01,579 Do we have to do this tonight, Mum? 43 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,182 I think you know the answer to that question. 44 00:03:04,303 --> 00:03:06,025 When's Bruce coming round again? 45 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:08,467 He said he'd take me for a drive in his van. 46 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:11,231 They broke up. 47 00:03:11,311 --> 00:03:13,353 Really? That's great! 48 00:03:13,453 --> 00:03:14,735 Judy! 49 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:19,400 Why did you break up? 50 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,704 - What? - Yeah, Deb, why'd you break up? 51 00:03:29,772 --> 00:03:31,815 We... 52 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:34,238 broke up because... 53 00:03:34,338 --> 00:03:36,060 Sometimes people just don't fit. 54 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:54,681 Danny. 55 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,046 - Danny. - Huh? 56 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,869 My parents are home. 57 00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:09,218 - Cup of tea? - Scotch and milk? 58 00:04:28,961 --> 00:04:30,764 Wait here a minute, my love. 59 00:04:49,065 --> 00:04:51,067 Hey. Hey, does Gary like Debbie? 60 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:55,072 She thinks he's unreal. Can you ask him for me? 61 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,714 Yeah, sure. 62 00:04:59,918 --> 00:05:01,319 Check on Sue? 63 00:05:01,439 --> 00:05:03,522 She's all tucked in, sound asleep. 64 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:10,650 What are you doing? 65 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:14,374 I've never seen anything as beautiful in the whole wide world 66 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:15,896 as your bum. 67 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,462 What? 68 00:05:23,745 --> 00:05:25,147 Do that again. 69 00:05:25,287 --> 00:05:28,010 - Do what again? - Pick something else up. 70 00:05:33,677 --> 00:05:35,779 - How's that? - Oh, that's exciting! 71 00:05:37,642 --> 00:05:40,285 Oh, my sweetheart. 72 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:44,009 Like an African. Shake it around. 73 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,491 - The Rivers of... - Whoo! 74 00:05:45,671 --> 00:05:46,952 The Rivers of Babylon. 75 00:05:50,657 --> 00:05:53,040 Sleep tight. Sweet dreams. 76 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,541 Goodnight. 77 00:05:57,305 --> 00:05:59,587 Do you need to say your prayers before you go to sleep? 78 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,329 Shut up. 79 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,200 Your family are spastics. 80 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:18,930 What are you doing? 81 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,973 I'm keeping next-door's rabbits off them. 82 00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:24,656 Cheeky buggers. 83 00:06:30,984 --> 00:06:33,266 I want us to go to Couples Encounters. 84 00:06:33,387 --> 00:06:34,868 What? 85 00:06:34,968 --> 00:06:36,831 It's a marriage counselling service. 86 00:06:38,192 --> 00:06:39,674 They say it's very good. 87 00:06:39,814 --> 00:06:44,039 I'm not talking to some stranger about personal things. 88 00:06:44,119 --> 00:06:46,802 Well, then talk to me about them. 89 00:06:56,093 --> 00:06:58,896 - Lynette? - Hi, Judy. Sorry it's late. 90 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:00,498 I'm just looking for Cheryl. Is she here? 91 00:07:00,678 --> 00:07:02,581 - Yes, the girls are in bed. - So she is here. 92 00:07:02,721 --> 00:07:04,303 OK, good. That's a relief. 93 00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:07,426 - Oh, you didn't know where she was? - No. Cheryl's got the shits with me. 94 00:07:07,607 --> 00:07:10,430 When she's got the shits, she can be a lying little Gemini bitch. 95 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:12,232 Uh... 96 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:20,201 Any time you need to talk to someone, I am always here. 97 00:07:20,301 --> 00:07:22,344 You go and have a shower. 98 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:23,625 OK. 99 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:27,049 Thanks, Mrs Vickers. 100 00:07:33,457 --> 00:07:35,779 Cheryl's gonna stay for a few days. 101 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,021 Mum, are you sure? 102 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:39,744 She's got some trouble at home with her mum. 103 00:07:41,066 --> 00:07:43,989 We're lucky, you and I, Deb. 104 00:07:44,169 --> 00:07:47,633 Apparently there was some party that was out of control. 105 00:07:47,753 --> 00:07:50,356 Oh, I did hear about that. 106 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,800 Not a party. A small gathering, I think it was. 107 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:55,763 Maybe one of the boys was drunk. 108 00:07:55,903 --> 00:07:58,326 - You weren't there? - No. 109 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,529 We should have a party! 110 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:02,931 Better get ready for school. 111 00:08:03,111 --> 00:08:05,654 - For who? - For Cheryl. 112 00:08:17,568 --> 00:08:20,832 Oh, yeah. You can root Debbie if you want. 113 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:25,357 Yeah, Sue told me. 114 00:08:28,361 --> 00:08:30,563 Right! 115 00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:35,689 - Do you want some cake? - Thank you. 116 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:36,731 You're welcome. 117 00:08:43,498 --> 00:08:44,920 Where's your hat? 118 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:49,425 I don't like, um... 119 00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:50,787 Fun? 120 00:08:52,369 --> 00:08:54,631 Yes. Fun. Not my thing. 121 00:08:54,812 --> 00:08:57,755 I don't think that's true. Wear the hat. 122 00:08:57,895 --> 00:09:00,839 - I... - Wear the hat. 123 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:02,721 - Annie, I... - Wear the hat. 124 00:09:11,691 --> 00:09:13,554 Now put this in your mouth and blow. 125 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,316 You do know how to blow, don't you? 126 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:17,398 Lauren Bacall? 127 00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:19,901 But I think she said 'whistle'. 128 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:25,027 See? Now we're having fun. 129 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,030 Cheers. 130 00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:44,490 I'm on my rags. 131 00:09:47,073 --> 00:09:48,594 Oh. 132 00:09:48,695 --> 00:09:50,377 OK. Jesus. 133 00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:55,142 Sorry, I... 134 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,605 I thought we were... 135 00:09:57,705 --> 00:09:59,747 Sue said that Danny said that... 136 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,710 We haven't even kissed yet. 137 00:10:07,597 --> 00:10:10,160 So, does that mean you wanna kiss me? 138 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:13,123 Of course. 139 00:10:13,223 --> 00:10:15,606 Why haven't you? 140 00:10:17,328 --> 00:10:20,652 We always start talking and then we don't stop, 141 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,134 and I always forget to do it... 142 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,978 and then regret it later. 143 00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:28,461 Yeah, me too. 144 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,069 So... 145 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,952 So... 146 00:10:38,032 --> 00:10:39,714 So, do we... do we just... 147 00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:43,939 Just be quiet for 10 seconds and we'll see what happens! 148 00:10:44,099 --> 00:10:45,921 OK. 149 00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:43,153 Step and touch and step and touch... 150 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,277 Debbie? 151 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,943 This may be the happiest day of my life. 152 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,560 The kiss sounded like a dream. 153 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,203 He is perfect. 154 00:11:53,323 --> 00:11:55,285 He will be if he has a small dick. 155 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:56,767 Yeah, wouldn't that be great? 156 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:59,250 - Size of a cocktail frankfurt. - Ideally. 157 00:12:00,872 --> 00:12:03,295 You're so smart, telling him you're on your rags. 158 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,137 - I might try it with Danny. - Yeah, I know. 159 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:07,700 I suddenly realised they just have to take our word for it. 160 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,181 It's what's known as a loophole. 161 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,744 Closed hole, you mean! 162 00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:16,670 I'd love to know what they're talking about. 163 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:19,393 Look at them. You can tell they're up to something. 164 00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:22,357 Oh, I don't think so. They're just having fun. 165 00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:24,720 Sue had a drink the other night. 166 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,682 Oh, yeah. Admitted it to us. 167 00:12:26,762 --> 00:12:29,185 She told you she was drinking? 168 00:12:29,285 --> 00:12:32,248 Just a UDL. A mixer. 169 00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:34,291 And she told us they've kissed boys. 170 00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,914 Debbie broke up with Bruce Board. 171 00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:41,699 Yeah, I guess she kissed Bruce. That just makes me feel ill. 172 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,224 When did you first kiss a boy, Jude? 173 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,267 Oh, I was certainly older than our girls! 174 00:12:48,447 --> 00:12:51,150 - I certainly wasn't. - I can testify to that. 175 00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:57,678 Debbie's smart. We're very close. She tells me everything. 176 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,081 She didn't tell us about breaking up with Bruce. 177 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,163 Yeah, well, I think it's just the start. 178 00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,967 Oh, they're gonna have so much fun. 179 00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,511 Well, I'm sorry Sue's drinking, Pam. 180 00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:17,581 That shelf has a slight tilt to it. 181 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,785 I'm afraid the next time I put something on it 182 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,688 it's just gonna slide down and smash on the ground. 183 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:25,831 Imagine that! 184 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,834 Well, I'll call someone. 185 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,678 Well, why don't you take a look at it first? 186 00:13:31,798 --> 00:13:34,621 Maybe all it needs is a man's touch. 187 00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:37,685 It's no problem, really. 188 00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:41,529 I have favours owed to me all over the Shire, so... 189 00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:45,814 I'll get it. 190 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:58,629 Ferris Hennessey. 191 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:01,232 Hey. 192 00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:06,999 Well, because I'm at home and I can't talk. 193 00:14:08,761 --> 00:14:10,143 No, wait, wait. Wait. Just... 194 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,226 What's wrong? Has something happened? 195 00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:16,350 Calm down. Have you been drinking? 196 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:21,256 Sweetheart... you don't mean that. 197 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:31,427 You just... just tell me what you want me to do 198 00:14:31,508 --> 00:14:33,150 and I'll... I'll do it. 199 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,192 I can take a look at it for you, Mum. 200 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,114 Sorry, darling? 201 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,357 The shelf. I can take a look at it for you. 202 00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:48,367 No. 203 00:14:48,447 --> 00:14:49,969 Stop saying that! 204 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,412 Oh... fuck! 205 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,192 They're so cute! 206 00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:21,476 They've been practising so hard they've got blisters. 207 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:40,338 Heard you're with Gary. 208 00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,621 I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything, 209 00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:44,222 but I'm glad he's not my boyfriend anymore. 210 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,504 He's bent. 211 00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:48,748 Yeah, rooting Matty was the best thing you ever did. 212 00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:50,229 You know, Gary's sponsored. 213 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:53,353 He made me swear not to say anything. 214 00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:55,516 - He doesn't want anyone to know. - Why not? 215 00:16:55,656 --> 00:16:59,360 I don't know. Some shit he was talking about. He's a weirdo. 216 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,441 Go, you two! 217 00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:24,830 - Oh... - Oh, no. 218 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:27,533 Deb! 219 00:17:32,999 --> 00:17:34,201 Debbie, there's blood. 220 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:09,113 You alright? 221 00:18:14,104 --> 00:18:18,670 That was probably the most mortifying experience of my entire young life. 222 00:18:22,594 --> 00:18:26,078 If it helps, up until then, you were brilliant. 223 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,476 It doesn't! 224 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,483 How do I face everyone? 225 00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:36,867 You'll be alright, because you're you, 226 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,390 an exceptional person. 227 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:43,635 And you always have been. 228 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,285 Who's Gary? 229 00:18:53,727 --> 00:18:56,009 I heard you girls talking. 230 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,679 Gary Hennessey. 231 00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,724 Mum, he's... 232 00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:10,286 He's so... 233 00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:13,229 lovely. 234 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,335 He kissed me and it was... 235 00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:19,917 wow. 236 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,922 And it was wow, huh? 237 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:27,446 Oh! 238 00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:31,130 Thank you for telling me. 239 00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:42,423 David, can you please take those pyjama pants off? 240 00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:43,825 They've got wee on them. 241 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,068 I assure you it's water. 242 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,631 And next time you wet the bed, please tell me. 243 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,793 I'm sick of finding nasty surprises. 244 00:19:58,242 --> 00:20:00,925 Oi. You and Gary. 245 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,012 Get lost. 246 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,855 And, girls, straight to bed tonight and lights out, OK? 247 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,698 Goodnight, Mrs Vickers. 248 00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:14,221 I'll be in to give you a kiss goodnight. 249 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,748 Gary's not like that. 250 00:20:20,848 --> 00:20:23,251 They're all like that. 251 00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:34,164 Is that Ferris? 252 00:20:44,336 --> 00:20:46,178 Wait a sec. 253 00:21:12,008 --> 00:21:13,450 What's wrong with him? 254 00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:19,737 Ferris is, um... 255 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,401 Roger Knight, are you about to lie to me? 256 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,351 Ferris has a friend. 257 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:35,916 And she's just told him that she no longer wants to be his friend. 258 00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:38,899 Ah. 259 00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:41,843 How old is this friend? 260 00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:44,446 Much younger than his other friends. 261 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:49,251 Hang on... So, why did he come to you? Do you know her? 262 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,816 - I had lunch with them. - Them together? 263 00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:55,559 - Oh, Rog! - I'm sorry. 264 00:22:04,649 --> 00:22:06,031 Do you have a friend too? 265 00:22:06,131 --> 00:22:08,434 He asked me to lunch. 266 00:22:08,554 --> 00:22:11,477 His friend was there... 267 00:22:11,557 --> 00:22:13,760 with her friend. 268 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:17,124 I told Ferris I didn't need a friend 269 00:22:17,264 --> 00:22:20,608 'cause I was still friendly with my wife. 270 00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:28,577 Well, that may not continue if you lie to me again. 271 00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:34,104 Well, that's understood. 272 00:23:04,379 --> 00:23:06,181 Do you really want to? 273 00:23:28,527 --> 00:23:29,929 Why's she ending it? 274 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,832 'Cause she's 22. 275 00:23:34,975 --> 00:23:36,216 That's what she said? 276 00:23:38,539 --> 00:23:40,782 No. She said she can't keep fucking an old man. 277 00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:45,487 Shit, that's gotta hurt. 278 00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,191 I mean, I'm not an idiot. It's a good reason. 279 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,237 You know, I just look in the mirror 280 00:23:54,377 --> 00:23:58,002 and all I see is this unrecognisable grumpy old bastard. 281 00:23:58,082 --> 00:24:01,205 I've got the same problem. 282 00:24:03,368 --> 00:24:05,330 I mean, I'm trapped in this old man body, 283 00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:06,892 and all I wanna do is... 284 00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:11,417 shout the whole fucking world down that it's not mine, and then... 285 00:24:11,598 --> 00:24:15,262 rip the heads off all the young fuckwits! 286 00:24:21,229 --> 00:24:24,673 They're touching all those young titties as much as they like. 287 00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:28,958 They don't know how good they've got it. 288 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,638 Morning. 289 00:25:09,859 --> 00:25:12,261 You get up early too, Mr Vickers? 290 00:25:12,361 --> 00:25:14,985 Yes. I work every third Saturday. 291 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,032 Is my nightie too short? 292 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,675 No, I... 293 00:25:28,841 --> 00:25:30,242 How about now? 294 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:47,242 It was hilarious! Come on. 295 00:25:47,362 --> 00:25:49,705 The blood! 296 00:25:53,409 --> 00:25:55,832 Oh, wait. Hold on, my thong's broken. Wait up. 297 00:25:55,992 --> 00:25:58,796 I don't wanna go to the beach. 298 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:01,839 - We're going to the beach. - After last night? 299 00:26:01,959 --> 00:26:04,663 I can just hear it already. 300 00:26:04,803 --> 00:26:07,085 "Oh, look, sharks - they must smell Debbie. 301 00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:08,687 "Did someone get shot? 302 00:26:08,827 --> 00:26:11,310 "No, just Debbie Vickers wandering around, leaving a blood trail." 303 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,853 Forget about those bitches. We can't show weakness. 304 00:26:13,993 --> 00:26:16,897 Sue! I really feel shit. 305 00:26:17,037 --> 00:26:19,580 We are women and we're not gonna apologise for it. 306 00:26:20,821 --> 00:26:23,865 - What? - I know. 307 00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:25,747 My mum always says it to my dad 308 00:26:25,927 --> 00:26:27,629 when he complains that we gossip too much. 309 00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:30,152 Come on! 310 00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:33,076 Gary'll be there. 311 00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:41,405 Lezzos! 312 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,058 - Oh! - Hi. 313 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,219 Hi. 314 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:58,185 Look, I was just thinking that maybe you'd like one of these. 315 00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:00,428 Oh, thanks! 316 00:27:00,548 --> 00:27:02,390 I made it myself. 317 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,495 Thank you! It's... it's... lovely. 318 00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:11,120 - So, how are you, anyway? - I'm fine, thanks. 319 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,084 Good, good. Just that... 320 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:17,207 I think Roger and Ferris had a few drinks last night. 321 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,570 Uh, yes, they did, I think. 322 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:22,493 Um, Ferris is a bit under the weather. 323 00:27:22,634 --> 00:27:24,396 Yeah. 324 00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:27,239 Oh, sometimes I get bloody annoyed with him, you know? 325 00:27:27,399 --> 00:27:28,540 - Roger. - Oh, yes. 326 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,743 I mean, you gotta stand your ground, don't you? 327 00:27:30,863 --> 00:27:32,065 Yes. 328 00:27:32,205 --> 00:27:35,468 They can be bloody idiots, and you gotta take care of yourself. 329 00:27:35,649 --> 00:27:37,351 - You know? - Ye... yes. 330 00:27:37,451 --> 00:27:39,053 Um... 331 00:27:39,173 --> 00:27:41,035 They, um... 332 00:27:41,215 --> 00:27:45,700 We do love them, though... silly as they are. 333 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:50,226 - Right. - Yeah. 334 00:27:51,527 --> 00:27:52,969 Well, look, I was gonna come in, 335 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:56,213 but look, I think I'll just go and, um... 336 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,575 see you at tennis. 337 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:03,101 Yep. 338 00:28:03,241 --> 00:28:05,644 - OK. Bye-bye, then. - 'Bye! 339 00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:13,553 Debbie's. Debbie's house. 340 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:16,476 - It's just a weird place. - Sounds freaky. 341 00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:17,958 Her little brother's cute. 342 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:20,541 - There's a pie and a Polly Waffle. - Thanks. 343 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:23,304 Probably wanking his little thing at me. 344 00:28:39,023 --> 00:28:41,205 Vicki reckons you're sponsored. 345 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:44,990 Yeah. 346 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:48,273 Why don't you want anyone to know? 347 00:28:48,374 --> 00:28:50,256 'Cause I don't. 348 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,883 Well, what about me? 349 00:28:58,786 --> 00:29:00,328 Debbie, can you just stop? 350 00:29:03,051 --> 00:29:05,333 They eat the same thing every week. 351 00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:07,576 You can't have a drink until you've finished your meal. 352 00:29:07,756 --> 00:29:09,899 You can't leave the table until everybody's finished. 353 00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:12,382 They ate pig guts the other night. 354 00:29:12,482 --> 00:29:13,983 Mrs Vickers is a mean old bag. 355 00:29:14,124 --> 00:29:16,466 Monday is always lamb night, Tuesday is spag bol, 356 00:29:16,607 --> 00:29:19,149 Wednesday, pork chops, Thursday, chook. 357 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:21,472 Friday is fish night. Then they go to the club... 358 00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:25,837 Can I borrow your board a sec? 359 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:28,120 Then start all over again! 360 00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:38,552 - What are they doing? - You girls have bloody lost it! 361 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:39,834 Darren. 362 00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:42,417 Control your females, you two. 363 00:29:42,537 --> 00:29:47,583 - Sue, ya dumb moll! - Debbie! Put my board down now! 364 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:48,644 Dumb moll. 365 00:29:48,804 --> 00:29:51,067 Yeah, ya fat-faced molls. Put 'em down. 366 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,909 Lezzos! 367 00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:06,395 It's called an enneagram, 368 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,777 and you use it to categorise people into different types. 369 00:30:08,918 --> 00:30:11,461 I don't think you can categorise people. 370 00:30:11,641 --> 00:30:14,024 And yet you're happy to categorise fish. 371 00:30:14,164 --> 00:30:16,506 And yet aren't we all God's creatures? 372 00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:18,829 Isn't that just sheer arrogance, Martin Vickers? 373 00:30:20,751 --> 00:30:21,953 Sorry, God! 374 00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:26,198 So, what number are you? 375 00:30:26,318 --> 00:30:28,200 I'm a 2. 376 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,003 And what number am I on this thing? 377 00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:35,008 Give me your hand. 378 00:30:38,692 --> 00:30:41,736 I think you're this. 379 00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:53,470 What's it mean? 380 00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:56,513 You're just gonna have to find out now, aren't you? 381 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,575 Darling, you've been as busy as a bee, 382 00:31:15,716 --> 00:31:17,498 so I thought I'd make you a bloody Mary. 383 00:31:17,638 --> 00:31:20,781 I was having a snooze on the couch before 384 00:31:20,882 --> 00:31:23,144 and I'm in between sleep and awake 385 00:31:23,244 --> 00:31:24,986 and it hits me... 386 00:31:25,106 --> 00:31:26,348 bang. 387 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:29,111 "Please do"? 388 00:31:31,995 --> 00:31:34,237 Your bum is my muse. 389 00:31:34,337 --> 00:31:36,560 It's like this peach. 390 00:31:37,982 --> 00:31:40,965 Well, I think you should ask my bum if that's alright. 391 00:31:44,689 --> 00:31:46,311 Well, I might just do that. 392 00:31:48,654 --> 00:31:50,576 If you don't mind. 393 00:31:55,902 --> 00:31:58,025 Oh, no, I don't mind. 394 00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:05,714 Hey, let's have a quickie before Sue gets home from the beach. 395 00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:07,916 - Alright. - I am home! 396 00:32:12,121 --> 00:32:14,624 Well, don't come in here for at least... 397 00:32:15,886 --> 00:32:17,528 seven minutes. 398 00:32:17,668 --> 00:32:18,929 You hear me? 399 00:32:57,154 --> 00:32:59,497 Do you wanna be in the gang or not? 400 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:00,958 What's the big deal? 401 00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:04,763 Girls don't surf. You're lucky Gary didn't drop you on the spot. 402 00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:06,585 - I would if I was him. - Piss off. 403 00:33:08,547 --> 00:33:09,949 I'm just trying to help you. 404 00:33:14,354 --> 00:33:15,816 Stop looking at her! 405 00:33:21,202 --> 00:33:22,884 I want her out. 406 00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:41,065 You need to stop that at once. 407 00:33:46,171 --> 00:33:47,793 Better not be about that girl in there. 408 00:33:47,913 --> 00:33:49,675 Judy... 409 00:33:49,815 --> 00:33:52,458 What could you possibly say right now, Martin? 410 00:34:07,736 --> 00:34:09,538 Ah, f... 411 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,561 Have you read the Dine labels? 412 00:34:11,661 --> 00:34:13,303 Each name says exactly what's in... 413 00:34:13,443 --> 00:34:15,946 Cheryl, put some clothes on. 414 00:34:16,086 --> 00:34:17,107 What for? 415 00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:20,671 Because that's how people sit in this house... 416 00:34:20,812 --> 00:34:23,435 fully dressed and wearing pants. 417 00:34:23,515 --> 00:34:25,777 These are pants. 418 00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:28,440 Not in my book. 419 00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,046 - Hi. - Hello, Lynette. 420 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,048 They're sick of me. 421 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,651 I just... It's time to come home, I think. 422 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,515 Don't be shitty, chicken. I've been missing you like crazy. 423 00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:44,980 I know you've missed me. I can see it in your irises. 424 00:34:47,082 --> 00:34:49,725 And your palm says you wanna come home to your mummy. 425 00:34:49,885 --> 00:34:51,748 If you look closely, it says you're a dumb moll. 426 00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:53,990 - You're a dumb moll. - You are. 427 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,472 You are. 428 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,954 Thanks, Mrs Vickers. 429 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,477 - Thank you. - Thanks. 430 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:09,008 What were you and Cheryl fighting about in front of the TV? 431 00:35:10,449 --> 00:35:11,551 Make-up. 432 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,374 How much is too much. 433 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:22,624 'Night, sweetheart. 434 00:35:33,536 --> 00:35:36,520 Hey, mate. Let's go for a jog together. 435 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,282 Um... 436 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:40,785 Come on. It'll be fun. 437 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:46,111 Come on, race ya! 438 00:36:07,076 --> 00:36:12,562 You know, when you were little, we'd run and you'd chase me 439 00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:15,565 and you'd cry 'cause you weren't fast enough. 440 00:36:18,729 --> 00:36:20,371 Guess it's my turn now, huh? 441 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:35,188 You are so bloody lucky. 442 00:36:35,308 --> 00:36:37,551 Enjoy it, mate. 443 00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:40,234 'Cause as you get older, life just gets worse and worse. 444 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,678 You should know that. 445 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,963 Remember this, though. 446 00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:51,287 Anything you do, I've done before. 447 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:12,612 Mum. 448 00:37:12,812 --> 00:37:16,316 "Dear Mum and Dad, I've gone north to relax and play golf. 449 00:37:16,436 --> 00:37:18,479 "Don't worry about me. David. 450 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,684 "P.S. Miss Cheryl." 451 00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:29,372 Martin? 452 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,918 Do you reckon we could hang out for a bit? 453 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,483 My parents aren't home. You can come in. 454 00:37:51,651 --> 00:37:53,693 You alright? 455 00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:58,418 Just wanna do something normal. 456 00:38:06,888 --> 00:38:08,871 Hey. 457 00:38:24,209 --> 00:38:27,092 I hope he hasn't hitchhiked. Do you think he'd do something that stupid? 458 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,474 He can't have got too far. 459 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,542 There he is. 460 00:38:37,464 --> 00:38:39,466 He's a funny one. 461 00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:52,548 I'll go. 462 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:55,691 To the counselling thing. 463 00:38:57,413 --> 00:38:58,655 Why? 464 00:39:01,418 --> 00:39:02,940 We need to talk 465 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,783 and we don't know how to do it anymore. 466 00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:13,552 It's frightening to look into the faces of people you love 467 00:39:13,632 --> 00:39:15,274 and know they're lying to you. 468 00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:24,745 Do you need a lift? 469 00:39:24,845 --> 00:39:26,848 Shall we get pizza? 470 00:39:26,928 --> 00:39:28,530 OK. 471 00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:32,674 I like your house! 472 00:39:32,775 --> 00:39:35,117 It's got... 473 00:39:35,217 --> 00:39:36,739 life. 474 00:39:39,743 --> 00:39:41,405 Yeah, it has got that. 475 00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:44,268 Sometimes a bit too much. 476 00:39:55,441 --> 00:39:57,143 Sorry about yesterday. 477 00:40:01,008 --> 00:40:02,249 Good. 478 00:40:07,936 --> 00:40:09,578 # City girls have got 479 00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:13,502 # Night lights in their eyes 480 00:40:13,682 --> 00:40:18,348 # Ask no questions and get told no lies 481 00:40:18,488 --> 00:40:21,872 # You get hurt 482 00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:26,678 # They're on the flirt again tonight 483 00:40:26,778 --> 00:40:29,561 # Tonight 484 00:40:29,641 --> 00:40:31,183 # Ooh 485 00:40:31,283 --> 00:40:34,166 # Don't fall in love 486 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,092 # Ooh 487 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:42,055 ♪ Don't fall in love... ♪ 488 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,562 # Ooh 489 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:51,146 ♪ Don't fall in love... ♪ 490 00:40:51,246 --> 00:40:54,690 Five, four, three, two... 491 00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:58,154 - Countdown! - Countdown! 492 00:41:00,998 --> 00:41:04,001 So tell me again. It's my new favourite story. 493 00:41:06,204 --> 00:41:08,727 We just hung out in my bedroom 494 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,169 and ate sandwiches and drank lemon squash. 495 00:41:12,531 --> 00:41:13,973 And he didn't try anything? 496 00:41:14,053 --> 00:41:15,655 I told you! No! 497 00:41:17,697 --> 00:41:19,599 Press it! 498 00:41:21,301 --> 00:41:22,783 - We missed the beginning. - I know. 499 00:41:22,903 --> 00:41:25,506 I love this song. Let's keep it. 500 00:41:31,874 --> 00:41:34,817 So sandwiches and lemonade. 501 00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,839 And then what? 502 00:41:36,939 --> 00:41:39,322 And then he went home. 503 00:41:45,489 --> 00:41:47,532 It's kinda like hanging out with you. 504 00:41:47,652 --> 00:41:49,654 He didn't even try and finger me. 34269

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