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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,750 [♪ ominous orchestral theme plays] 2 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,793 [low whooshing] 3 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,805 [Becca] What would you do to save someone you love? 4 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,685 For Edward, I would stop at nothing. 5 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:04,147 [♪ grand, minor-key orchestral theme plays] 6 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,324 [distorted, slow gasp] 7 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,410 [disgusted groan] What is he doing? 8 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,337 Hey, party in the fountain! 9 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,880 [whooping and cheering] 10 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,719 [excited chattering and laughing] 11 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,893 [Becca] Edward! Yoo-hoo! 12 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,275 Edward! Edward! 13 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:53,571 [clamoring, screaming] 14 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,575 [frustrated growling] 15 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,494 [grunts] 16 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,376 [woman yelps] 17 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,054 [shrieks] 18 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,640 -Edward! -Edward? Where? 19 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,310 Oh, my God, there he is! Edward, we love you! You're the best! 20 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,813 No! Jacob's the best! 21 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:27,897 [clang] 22 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,149 Yeah! Come on! 23 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,900 [excited shouts] 24 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,527 [shouting, grunting] 25 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:36,406 Ah! 26 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,782 [grunting] 27 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,617 [shouting, grunting] 28 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,204 [♪ dramatic music plays] 29 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,582 He's exposing himself! 30 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,250 Mmm! 31 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,798 [whirring, squeaking] 32 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,884 [angry yell] 33 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,969 [all grunting] 34 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,185 No! No. 35 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,728 [panting] 36 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,979 [grunts] 37 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:10,815 Edward! 38 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,150 [sniffs] 39 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,651 [hisses] 40 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:14,652 [sniffs] 41 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,697 -[gasps] -[growls] 42 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,282 [screaming] 43 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,534 [screaming fades] 44 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,164 [heavy sigh echoing] 45 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,708 [♪ gentle music plays] 46 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,336 [Becca] Let me start from the beginning. 47 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,755 I used to live with my mom in Nevada. 48 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,591 But now she's always on the road 49 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,302 because she started doing some pro golfer. 50 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:46,976 So I came here to the foggy town of Sporks, Washington. 51 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,980 Population: 3,120. 52 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,816 [anxious gasping] 53 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,318 [woman crying, gasping] 54 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,320 -[growls] -[Becca] Holy shit! 55 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,240 [hissing] 56 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,034 [Becca] Uh, make that... 3,119. 57 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:10,417 Anyway... I came here to live with my dad Frank. 58 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,585 He's the town sheriff. 59 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,007 Haven't seen you in a while. Your hair's longer. 60 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:19,801 Mm. 61 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,595 I, uh... I grew it out. 62 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,099 I guess it's hard for me to accept 63 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,517 my little girl's growing up. 64 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,187 I mean, look at the size of those tits. 65 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,273 -Dad! -What? 66 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,774 [grunts quietly] 67 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,366 [♪ rock intro plays] 68 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,453 ♪ I feel so lonely♪ 69 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,789 ♪ Nobody gets me♪ 70 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,166 ♪ I am♪ 71 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:55,378 ♪ So unhappy♪ 72 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,714 ♪ Why can't I find a♪ 73 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,759 ♪ Cool alternative boyfriend...♪ 74 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,846 [indistinct chatter] 75 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,098 [Becca] There was something strange about this town. 76 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,063 I couldn't put my finger on it. 77 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,566 [snarls] 78 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,416 I used to live here, when I was younger. 79 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,962 But I haven't been back in a long time. 80 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,970 I... I kept your room just as you left it. 81 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,853 [♪ crib mobile plays lullaby] 82 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,607 [awkward chuckle] Great. 83 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,984 Remember your, your hamster Herman? 84 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,697 [Frank] Might have missed a couple of feedings. 85 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,741 You could play with your dollies. 86 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,036 Uh, I don't think so. 87 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,832 What's that? 88 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,376 Oh, that's a special edition Feel-Real Dolly. 89 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,004 I warm it up in the tub first so it's not creepy. 90 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,174 -It's been lonely since your mom left. -[horn honking] 91 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,176 Oh, hey. 92 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:28,888 You want to come downstairs, 93 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,890 some people are excited to see you. 94 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,017 Who wants their passie? 95 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,852 Good girl. 96 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,896 Dad... 97 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,857 -I'm a teenager. -Right. 98 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,110 I guess I'd better get you some new stuff, then. 99 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,153 [sighs] 100 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,492 Frank didn't get me. 101 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,745 I wasn't his little girl anymore. 102 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,919 -Whoa! -[thud] 103 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,383 Becca, you remember Bobby White. 104 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,177 [Becca laughs] Yeah. 105 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,304 You're looking good. 106 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,805 Good? 107 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,682 I'm in a wheelchair. 108 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,393 I can't feel anything below my waist. 109 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,978 You know what's below my waist? 110 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,521 My penis! 111 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,024 S-Sorry. 112 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,777 We're all glad you're here. Especially your dad. 113 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,862 He wouldn't shut up about you. 114 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,864 Careful there, Bobby, or I'm gonna roll you down the hill. 115 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,491 Oh, boy, I'm real scared. Bring it on. 116 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,284 [men chuckling] 117 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,119 You're in trouble now. 118 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,204 Oh, here I go. 119 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,042 [Bobby] You are in trouble there, mister. 120 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,126 Oh, oh! 121 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,004 -Oh, hi. I'm-I'm Jacob. -Hi. 122 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,509 We, uh, we used to make mud pies together. 123 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,303 [chuckles] Play doctor? 124 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,389 [awkward chuckle] Uh... right, right. 125 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,640 [both grunt] 126 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,225 I-I remember now. 127 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,977 I gave you a prostate exam. 128 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,563 [grunting] 129 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,401 So, are we gonna... be at the same school? 130 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,985 I go to school on the reservation. 131 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,738 It must be fun to drink and gamble all day. 132 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,907 [loud grunt] 133 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,077 Too bad we're not gonna be at school together. 134 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,413 It'd be nice to know at least one person. 135 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,040 [grunting] 136 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,836 [Frank chuckles] 137 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,629 Got you a "welcome home" present. 138 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,006 What do you think? 139 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,966 [stifled gasp] 140 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:32,012 Uh, I think that you're trying to buy my affection 141 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,472 with that piece-of-shit truck to make up for the years 142 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,141 that you neglected me as a father. 143 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,686 Told you she'd like it. [chuckles] 144 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,313 -That's great. -Oh. 145 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,606 Fixed up the engine myself. 146 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,984 -Thanks, Jacob. -Go ahead, hop in. 147 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,863 [grunts] 148 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,782 Okay. 149 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,784 So, you got to pump the gas to start her up. 150 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,286 [sniffing] Damn fleas. 151 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,873 [inhales, pants] 152 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,171 Jacob, your foot. 153 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:13,636 Uh... ever since puberty, I've been feeling a little... different. 154 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,222 Excuse me, I've gotta take a leak. 155 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,779 I guess my body's just going through some changes. 156 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,697 -[cat yowls] -Cat! 157 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,409 -[Jacob barking, snorting] -[cat yowling] 158 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,828 Cat! Cat! Come here, cat! 159 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,373 -Come on! -[cat yowls] 160 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:44,250 [students chatting] 161 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,347 [backfires] 162 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,103 [Becca] Transferring to a school that's already in session. 163 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,522 Being the new kid is never easy. 164 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,856 [girl 1] Nice clothes! 165 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,525 Still shopping in the boys' section? 166 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:12,153 Give her a break, that's what I used to wear when I was a virgin. 167 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,698 [girl 2] Where'd you get that haircut, 168 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,491 Fantastic Lesbian's? 169 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,868 [others laughing] 170 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,539 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 171 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,249 [splatting] 172 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,963 [cheerleaders grunting] 173 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:32,632 [frustrated sigh] 174 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,551 [others laughing] 175 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,012 [indistinct chatter] 176 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,433 [muted chatter, low whooshing] 177 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,894 -[boy] Hey, new kid! -[grunts] 178 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,943 -Hi. I'm Derric. -I'm Becca. 179 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,903 I'm the eyes and ears of this place. 180 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,613 I can hook you up with anything you need. 181 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,657 Cheat sheets, human growth hormone, 182 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,284 harvested organs. 183 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,746 -[heart beating] -[Becca] Uh... 184 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,456 uh, no, thanks. 185 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,794 Oh, I get it. 186 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,588 You're one of those, uh, antisocial, 187 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,922 long-suffering loner types. 188 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:16,634 Actually, I'm more of a humorless type. 189 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,887 Kind of a sourpuss, really. 190 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,097 Full of insecurities, with no great personality, 191 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,308 yet every hot guy finds me irresistible. 192 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,022 You must be Becca. I'm Rick. 193 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,943 Damn, girl, you seem really boring and frigid. 194 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,072 -You want to go to the prom with me? -See? 195 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,866 I'm Jennifer, future prom queen. [laughs] 196 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,826 I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF, 197 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,329 but if you touch Rick's wang, I'll cut you. 198 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,955 [Rick whimpers] 199 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,132 [exhales] 200 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,719 [♪ low, ominous music plays] 201 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,346 Who are they? 202 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,018 Oh. Those are the Sullens. 203 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,854 They're, like, all adopted by Dr. Carlton, 204 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,107 so they're not biologically related, 205 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,735 but they're really, really close. [laughs] 206 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,705 They moved here a few years ago, 207 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,707 and they're, like, super weird. 208 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,710 It's a total mystery. 209 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,670 Their skin is ice-cold, 210 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,839 they feed on human flesh, 211 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,174 and they all sleep in coffins. 212 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,177 Maybe they're Canadian. 213 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,014 -Oh... -Ah... 214 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,559 And... who's that? 215 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,019 Snooki, JWoww, 216 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,270 -DJ Pauly D-- -No. 217 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,272 Not the douchebags from Jersey Shore. 218 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,526 Him. 219 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,157 The really... pale dude 220 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,534 with big hair and constipated look. 221 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,873 [sighs] Edward Sullen. 222 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,916 He's a complete hottie. [laughs] 223 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,420 But evidently, no one here is worthy. 224 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,799 He wouldn't even accept me as his Facebook friend. 225 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,972 [Becca] "Favorite Activity: Searching for a soul 226 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,142 which has been cast into eternal damnation"? 227 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,270 But... I don't care about Edward. 228 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,358 I've got another guy on the side. 229 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,069 Yeah. Sadly, he went off to fight in Iraq for a year. 230 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,321 But we write to each other all the time. 231 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,281 His name is John. 232 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,369 [Jennifer] Dear John, 233 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,871 Two weeks together, that's all it took 234 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,206 to fall in love with you. 235 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,249 And in those two weeks, you did things to me 236 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,961 no guy had ever done before. 237 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,339 I just hope I'm able to poop again soon. 238 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,928 Are you, like, even listening? 239 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,471 [uncomfortable laugh] 240 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,606 [Jennifer] Oh! 241 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,943 You guys are having, like, an instant connection. 242 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,904 -[laughs] How can you tell? -Duh. 243 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,531 Hardwicke 101. 244 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,117 You're both staring at each other in slow motion. 245 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,452 Which, although cheesy and obvious, 246 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,122 it underscores your respective yearnings. 247 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,499 Oh. [awkward chuckle] Right. 248 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,633 [bell rings] 249 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,558 [wind blowing] 250 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,356 [suppressed gagging] 251 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,902 [snorts] 252 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,738 Ah, Becca. 253 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,656 Why don't you take the empty seat next to that mysterious boy 254 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,325 you're destined to have a fatalistic relationship with 255 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,203 that will spawn four books and a movie franchise. 256 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,667 [filtered breathing] 257 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,012 [sniffing] 258 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,555 [filtered breathing continues] 259 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,557 [Becca exhales] 260 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,812 Do I... smell? 261 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,564 Yeah. Like tuna. 262 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,399 Lunch. 263 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,406 I'm Becca. 264 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,201 I'm Edward. 265 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578 So, you're new to Sporks. 266 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,083 How do you like the weather? 267 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,711 I don't like cold... wet things. 268 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,215 So, you must hate Slurpees. 269 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,343 [slurping] 270 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,722 I'm just... trying to figure you out. 271 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,100 [teacher] All right, class, 272 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,435 turn to page 63 in your books. 273 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,772 Thi... 274 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,402 This is... biology. 275 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,737 Why are we reading The Vampire Diaries? 276 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,614 [exhales] 277 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,789 In the '80s, coke was all the rage. 278 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,165 The '90s, grunge. 279 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,751 Now it's the era of vampires. 280 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,754 It's just super trendy. 281 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,428 That's... amazing. 282 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,642 [baby coos] 283 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,645 [screeches] 284 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,649 [baby coos, laughs] 285 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,402 [cooing, laughing] 286 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,488 [baby cries] 287 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,827 [bell rings] 288 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,256 [clattering] 289 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,426 [whooshing] 290 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:45,023 Oh... hi. 291 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,566 [gasps] 292 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,569 Why aren't you wearing a shirt? 293 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,447 I work part-time at Abercrombie & Fitch. 294 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,616 It's always the same inane questions. 295 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,285 "Who are you?" "Why are you doing this?" 296 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,579 "Do the carpets match the drapes?" 297 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,706 [mouthing] Yeah. 298 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,749 Oh, that's hot. 299 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,835 [exhales] 300 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,338 I got a serious case of the munchies. 301 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,175 -Uh... -And I think you know what I need to eat. 302 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,552 Cheetos? 303 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,307 Oh, hell, yeah. 304 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,810 Thanks, dawg. You a'ight with me. 305 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,019 [laughs] 306 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,771 Whoo. [crunching] 307 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,566 Uh, Antoine? 308 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,609 What? 309 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,362 The killing. 310 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,280 [anxious gasp] 311 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,659 Oh, right, my fault. 312 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,746 You know who we are, don't you? 313 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,998 [hisses] 314 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,542 Yes. 315 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,920 You're the Black Eyed Peas! 316 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,716 Oh, come on, not again. 317 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,927 Why does everyone always think we're the Black Eyed Peas? 318 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,137 I mean, her, I get. 319 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,222 I get it, she looks just like Fergie 320 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,141 a-and he looks like will.i.am, 321 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,475 but, Jesus Christ, they don't even have 322 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,893 a white guy in their band. 323 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,479 [hisses, grunts] 324 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,773 Ow! 325 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,443 He hit me. 326 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,362 That's right, mixed martial arts, 327 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,491 Tae Bo, and Yogalates 328 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,868 created this! 329 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:20,910 Huh? 330 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,788 [grunts] 331 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,507 How you like that, pretty boy, huh? 332 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,967 [screaming] 333 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,970 [distorted laughter] 334 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,807 [grunts] 335 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,184 Get him off me! 336 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,895 -Get him off me! -Now the elbow. 337 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,563 [grunting] 338 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,274 Son of a bitch! 339 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,234 [cracking] 340 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,944 I am not afraid of you! 341 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,446 You should be. 342 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,281 [fisherman screaming] 343 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,378 [boy] I think they meet 344 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,213 -every other Saturday. -[boy 2] Uh-huh. 345 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,714 [boy 1] And then... 346 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,846 [indistinct chatter] 347 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,100 -[horn honks] -[boy gasps] 348 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,559 [tires screeching] 349 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,687 [gasps] 350 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,814 [grunts] 351 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,857 [grunts, screams] 352 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,610 [Becca gasps] 353 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,570 [Edward sighs] 354 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,868 [bones crackling, groans] 355 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,831 [screams] 356 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,465 [screams] 357 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,762 [grunts softly] 358 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,599 [screams] 359 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,521 Damn that overwrought, 360 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,733 unrequited teenage love. 361 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:16,943 [groans] 362 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,779 [Becca panting] 363 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,708 [♪ quiet theme plays] 364 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,215 [Becca] I couldn't stop thinking about Edward Sullen. 365 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,760 -[tires screeching] -[Derric grunts] 366 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,556 [baby coos, laughs] 367 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,600 [Becca] Amazing dexterity. 368 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,812 He can't be human. 369 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,397 [sighs] 370 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,607 [girl] Meanwhile, 371 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,485 uptown, Blair was getting cozy with Nate, 372 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,487 who was secretly crushing on Serena. 373 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,821 [Becca] Ex-Excuse me, 374 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,407 but you're interrupting my narration. 375 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:07,827 [girl] Oh, shit, wrong show. 376 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:10,747 X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl. 377 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,998 -Becca. -Jacob. 378 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,125 I heard about the accident. Are-are you okay? 379 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,419 Yeah, I'm fine. 380 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,962 I got you these. 381 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:35,480 [chuckles] Thanks, Jacob. 382 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,441 You're so sweet and thoughtful. 383 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,694 Any girl would be lucky to have you. 384 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,822 Just not me, of course. 385 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,990 You're like my little gay brother. 386 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,374 I heard you were hanging out with Edward Sullen. 387 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,793 Stay away from him. 388 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,004 There's just something really odd about that guy. 389 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,046 [Frank] Becca! 390 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:02,424 [sighs] 391 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:03,842 I better go. 392 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,728 Hey, sweetheart, there you are. 393 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,483 -There was a killing today. -[gun clicks] 394 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:22,736 Fisherman Sculley, by the docks. 395 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,113 The blood was drained from his body 396 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,615 and he had multiple bite wounds all over his neck. 397 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,034 You know what that means? 398 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,578 The Kardashians are in town. 399 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,204 [gasps] 400 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,749 Here, I want you to have this. 401 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,335 [Becca] Mace? 402 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,420 You're my little girl, and there's a killer on the loose. 403 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,049 I'm not going to leave until I know you can protect yourself. 404 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,719 Now, I'm gonna come at you and I want you to Mace me. 405 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,430 -Dad. -Honey, I've been trained for this, okay? 406 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,057 Here I come. 407 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,100 [screaming] 408 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,019 -[Becca winces] -[Frank groans] 409 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,355 Oh, goddamn it! 410 00:23:58,396 --> 00:23:59,939 [screams] 411 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,568 It's so painful! It burns! 412 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,362 -Sorry, Dad. -No, no, I'm proud of you. 413 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,821 Are you okay? 414 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,909 Mace will only temporarily stop your attacker. 415 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:13,244 You have to hit a man where he breathes, Becca. 416 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,705 [yells] 417 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:20,085 -[Becca gasps] -[Frank whimpers] 418 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,962 [high-pitched] You got the franks and beans there. Good for you. 419 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,547 [whimpers] 420 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,216 But I'm still coming at you. 421 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,426 [panting] 422 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,844 Rip off the mustache, sweetheart. 423 00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,596 But you love your mustache. 424 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,722 If anything happened to you, 425 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,432 I could not live with myself. 426 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,102 -Do it. Do it, do it! -[groans] 427 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,103 [screaming] 428 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,732 [weakly] You're good to go. 429 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,275 [gasps] 430 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,111 [yelling] 431 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,120 [♪ mysterious theme plays] 432 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,044 [gasps] 433 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,255 Edward? 434 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:07,757 Uh... 435 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,179 Am I dreaming? 436 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,724 Right, you're dreaming. 437 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,600 So you're not really here. 438 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:20,311 Exactly. Go back to sleep. 439 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,156 [grunts] 440 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,702 [grunts] 441 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,456 Got to... got to TiVo Wizards of Waverly Place. 442 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,166 [screams] 443 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:44,627 Patron! 444 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,046 Mario Lopez! 445 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,887 [groans] 446 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,182 [mumbling] 447 00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:03,730 Becca, you're sleepwalking. 448 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,190 [yells] 449 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,317 [grunts] 450 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,361 [mumbling] 451 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:11,029 Hey, you're sleepwalking. 452 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,326 [sighs quietly] 453 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,203 [grunting] 454 00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:23,333 [mumbling] 455 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,210 [sighing] 456 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:29,214 [sighs] 457 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,054 Just you breathing is the greatest gift you could give me. 458 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:39,307 -[farts] -[groans] 459 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,392 [screams] 460 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,021 [crashing] 461 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:49,025 [Becca] I started to wonder, 462 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,736 maybe I wasn't dreaming after all. 463 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,780 I had to figure out the riddle. 464 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,699 Who was Edward Sullen? 465 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,158 Was he human 466 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,078 or something different entirely? 467 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:02,956 Oh, snap. 468 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,624 He dropped his business card. 469 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:14,843 [backfires] 470 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:17,554 [indistinct chatter] 471 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,056 [principal over PA system] Good morning, Sporks High students. 472 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:23,226 Tickets are now on sale for prom. 473 00:27:23,268 --> 00:27:26,396 And after school today, don't forget to visit the quad 474 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:31,109 for the blood drive generously sponsored by the Sullen family. 475 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:38,575 Prom! Come to prom! Prom's almost here! 476 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,452 -Prom! -[Derric] Here, 477 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,745 get your flyer for prom. 478 00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,289 Check it out. 479 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,375 We finally got a theme. It's going to be awesome. 480 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,627 The theme is "vampires"? 481 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,754 We just came up with it randomly. 482 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,547 Cool, huh? [hisses] 483 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:54,257 It's going to be like the festival of St. Salvatore, 484 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,925 like the one they have in Italy every year 485 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,886 that celebrates the killing of vampires. 486 00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:59,804 And we're renting out a huge stone courtyard. 487 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,390 It's going to feel just like we're in the 15th century. 488 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,433 It should be super fun, 489 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:06,436 lots of red capes, blood, and binge drinking. 490 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,022 You in? 491 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,775 I don't know. 492 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,777 Prom's really not my thing. 493 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,070 Well, it's my thing. 494 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,198 I mean, really, Becca, what is with you? 495 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,367 Prom is, like, the pivotal moment in any girl's life. 496 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,036 I've only been dreaming about being crowned prom queen 497 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,122 since I was a sperm in my dad's balls. [scoffs] 498 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:40,512 We need to talk. 499 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,943 [♪ dramatic music] 500 00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:08,832 [♪ music continues] 501 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,553 [♪ music continues] 502 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,562 Your skin is pale white, 503 00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:32,522 you dress fashionably, 504 00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:35,525 and you abstain from sex. 505 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,570 I know what you are. 506 00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:40,405 Say it. 507 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:42,741 Out loud. 508 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,242 Say it. 509 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,455 -Jonas brother. -That's right. 510 00:29:50,749 --> 00:29:52,250 Wait, what? 511 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,420 No, I'm a vampire. Duh. 512 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,339 That was my next guess. 513 00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:01,718 Then ask yourself the most obvious question. 514 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,554 What do we like to eat? 515 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:08,350 Vampire cereal? 516 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:14,147 You need to see what I really look like. 517 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,902 This is why we don't show ourselves in the sunlight. 518 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,987 People would know we're different. 519 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,572 [sighs] 520 00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:29,245 You're... shining. 521 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,581 No, that's just my bling. 522 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,500 Oh. 523 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,295 You don't get it. 524 00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:39,673 I am a killer. 525 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,841 -[Becca gasps] -Oop... oop... 526 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,218 [screams] 527 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,305 [clacking] 528 00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:49,516 -Are you texting? -Yeah. Jennifer. 529 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:53,853 [gasping] 530 00:30:53,937 --> 00:30:55,480 [grunts] 531 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:56,356 [screams] 532 00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:59,609 I am the world's most dangerous predator. 533 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:01,611 [chittering] 534 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,117 I want to eat you. 535 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:08,660 That's cool. 536 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,204 Most guys aren't into that. 537 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:21,256 My family, we're not like other vampires. 538 00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,717 We can control our thirst... 539 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,178 to only hunt animals and the Real Housewives of Atlanta. 540 00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:32,225 But I don't know if I can control myself around you. 541 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,686 [sighs] 542 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:42,277 Look, Ed... 543 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:46,239 I don't like to play games, so... 544 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,576 I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table. 545 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:53,371 I really like you. 546 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:57,876 I dig the Eurotrash heroin-chic look. 547 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,669 You're totally happening. 548 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,298 I want to be with you. 549 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:06,676 I can read everybody's mind but yours. 550 00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:10,221 You have to tell me exactly what you're thinking. 551 00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:13,558 You're pretty... 552 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:16,561 so you don't have to be smart. 553 00:32:17,562 --> 00:32:19,898 Would you like to go to the prom with me? 554 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,691 [chuckles] 555 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,984 Yes. 556 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,444 That's awesome. 557 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,449 [low growl] 558 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,327 [chittering] 559 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,871 [screams] 560 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:38,917 [Becca] There were three things I was absolutely positive about. 561 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,544 First, Edward was a vampire. 562 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:44,881 Second, American Idol is going to blow without Simon. 563 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,049 And third, 564 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,467 the next time I saw Edward, 565 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,844 I was going to hump the shit out of him and-- 566 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:51,221 -Boo. -[gasps] 567 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,473 Oh, gosh, you scared me. 568 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,901 Um... there is something that I wanted to try. 569 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,611 Me, too. 570 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,238 I love role-playing. 571 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:12,742 [inhales deeply] 572 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,871 That... [clears throat] That's not what I meant. 573 00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:18,456 Oh, right. 574 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,626 [chuckles] 575 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,505 Don't move. 576 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,466 [Becca sighs] 577 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:37,100 [♪ piano music plays] 578 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,316 Kiss me already. 579 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,652 I know it'll be okay. 580 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:00,665 [wincing] 581 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,792 [sighs] 582 00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:06,212 That was amazing. 583 00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:07,964 I've never gone to first base before. 584 00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:09,591 Now let's go all the way. 585 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:12,802 [♪ rock music playing, Revival Chiefs "Late Night Superstar"] 586 00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:14,929 Um... 587 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:16,556 [grunts] 588 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:17,599 Purity ring. 589 00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,476 -Yeah. -Oh. 590 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,395 ♪ Superstar, pretty little woman♪ 591 00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:23,313 [crunching] 592 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,065 ♪ Think I know who you are♪ 593 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,776 ♪ I'm comin' for you...♪ 594 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:30,111 Oh. 595 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,323 I won't be able to resist my urges... 596 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:35,325 to kill you. 597 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:38,036 -I don't mind. -What? 598 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,954 -[Becca exclaims] -Oh, God. 599 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:41,748 [both moaning] 600 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,541 Becca, no. 601 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,543 [grunts] 602 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:46,711 [thud] 603 00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:50,215 [panting] 604 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:53,301 Oh, yeah? I like it rough. 605 00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:04,187 [chuckles] 606 00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:11,778 Ah. 607 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,407 Please stay away from me. 608 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,325 No, please, please, please don't come any closer. 609 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,327 This is for your own safety. 610 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,037 I'm trying to protect you. 611 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:22,455 [grunts] 612 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:27,627 Becca? 613 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:31,881 Becca? 614 00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:33,508 [screams] 615 00:35:39,014 --> 00:35:41,683 [panting] 616 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,567 If this is going to work, 617 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,235 we're going to have to take things slow. 618 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,821 Ye-- I guess that's okay. 619 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,450 Even though my teen hormones are raging 620 00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:00,660 and I want to have sex with you, 621 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:04,247 I feel conflicted about losing my virginity. 622 00:36:05,373 --> 00:36:07,083 I know you'll never have sex with me 623 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,501 because you're a vampire, 624 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:12,505 so, really, it's the ultimate pubescent girl fantasy. 625 00:36:14,257 --> 00:36:15,759 That was incredibly insightful. 626 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,594 [sighs] 627 00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,929 I read it on Stephenie Meyer's Twitter page. 628 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:27,395 Becca, I promise, as long as you're with me, 629 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:28,897 you'll never get hurt. 630 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,939 [grunts] 631 00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:33,818 [groans] 632 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,534 [grunting] 633 00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:46,956 Starting now. 634 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,545 [panting] 635 00:36:57,008 --> 00:36:59,010 [grunting] 636 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:02,847 [snarling] 637 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:06,559 [sniffing] 638 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:09,979 [snarling] 639 00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:11,606 [hissing] 640 00:37:16,194 --> 00:37:17,612 Aah! 641 00:37:18,113 --> 00:37:19,197 [panting] 642 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,824 [snarling] 643 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,327 [grunting] 644 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,085 -Shit! -[sniffing] 645 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:33,420 Well, I think we all know 646 00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:35,422 whatever killed fisherman Sculley was no animal. 647 00:37:35,505 --> 00:37:37,507 Look at those tracks. 648 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,592 It could only mean one thing. 649 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,594 Canadians. 650 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,139 Damn border jumpers. 651 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:46,474 They come here and take all the shitty jobs 652 00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:48,518 us lazy Americans don't want, 653 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:50,520 and now they're killing our fishermen, too. 654 00:37:50,603 --> 00:37:54,065 Yeah, Frank, I think you're missing the big picture. 655 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,489 That is a big picture. 656 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,209 [Becca] It was my 18th birthday, 657 00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:15,920 and the Sullens were throwing me a party. 658 00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:23,928 Well, this is home. 659 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,598 [Becca sighs] 660 00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:29,851 Hey. 661 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:33,396 There is no reason to be nervous. 662 00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:37,317 Well, I'm different than you. 663 00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:39,819 They might not accept me. 664 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:44,657 It's like the time when my ex-boyfriend DeShawn 665 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:47,577 invited me to his grandmama's house to celebrate Kwanza. 666 00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:58,463 ♪ Dandelion♪ 667 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:02,801 ♪ Come where the sunshine shines♪ 668 00:39:02,884 --> 00:39:05,929 ♪ When your clock got shaken and your heart start ticking♪ 669 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:08,848 ♪ May it land on mine♪ 670 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:09,891 [sighs] 671 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:12,602 ♪ If we make it to space, I'll meet you♪ 672 00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:14,354 ♪ Oh, my dandelion...♪ 673 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:15,980 I want you to meet my family. 674 00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,441 You must be Becca. 675 00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,276 I'm Edward's mom Eden. 676 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,113 We've heard so much about you. 677 00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,114 Finger food? 678 00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:27,617 [gasps] 679 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,704 That's Alex and Rosalyn. 680 00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:36,001 I just know we're going to be great, great friends. 681 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,127 And this is Iris. 682 00:39:38,169 --> 00:39:39,462 [chuckles] 683 00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:40,964 Ye-- I hope we will be. 684 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,466 No, she already knows it will happen. 685 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,176 Some of us have special powers. 686 00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:47,762 Iris has visions of the future. 687 00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:48,763 Oh. 688 00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:53,059 But I'm not on my period. 689 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:56,187 You will be. It's coming early this month. 690 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:00,984 Relax, Becca. 691 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:03,862 We're just like any other normal American family. 692 00:40:03,945 --> 00:40:06,740 Except of course we have no souls and we walk the earth 693 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:09,159 trying to satisfy an unquenchable thirst for blood. 694 00:40:11,161 --> 00:40:12,287 [chuckles] 695 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:14,289 [Jeremiah sniffing] 696 00:40:14,372 --> 00:40:15,707 I'm Jeremiah. 697 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:19,002 He's new to the family. 698 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:21,838 He's still trying to control his hunger for humans. 699 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:38,063 Look, I don't want to cause any problems. 700 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:38,897 Maybe I should go. 701 00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,232 But you have to open your presents. 702 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,237 Ow. 703 00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:48,198 Paper cut. 704 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,202 [growling] 705 00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:55,080 [yelling] 706 00:40:57,207 --> 00:40:58,208 [grunts] 707 00:41:01,169 --> 00:41:02,879 [screaming] 708 00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:04,839 [grunts] 709 00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:12,681 [Becca groaning] 710 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:13,890 [Edward] You're bleeding. 711 00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:15,558 [Becca] Really bad, actually. 712 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:16,976 I must have hit an artery. 713 00:41:20,605 --> 00:41:22,816 [quiet hissing] 714 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:33,952 [glasses clink] 715 00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:37,288 [glasses shatter] 716 00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:39,374 [hissing] 717 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:40,959 [yelling] 718 00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:46,965 [both grunt] 719 00:41:50,468 --> 00:41:52,053 [electricity buzzing] 720 00:41:52,137 --> 00:41:55,140 [screaming] 721 00:41:56,307 --> 00:41:57,684 Becca, your nose! 722 00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,437 I knew I shouldn't have partied last night with Lindsay Lohan. 723 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,063 [others hissing] 724 00:42:04,482 --> 00:42:08,153 Every time I bring a girl home, you guys try to eat her! 725 00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:09,487 [hissing] 726 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:10,739 It's not fair! 727 00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:11,990 -[doorbell rings] -Come on. 728 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:15,910 Someone here order Chinese food? 729 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,747 [screaming] 730 00:42:18,788 --> 00:42:21,374 Quick, they'll be hungry again in half an hour. 731 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:22,876 [screaming continues] 732 00:42:32,677 --> 00:42:34,888 [♪ dramatic music plays] 733 00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:42,896 [♪ music continues] 734 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:06,920 What happened back there... can never happen again. 735 00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:12,217 I now know as long as I'm around you, you'll never be safe. 736 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:16,346 That's why I want you to bite me. 737 00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:18,473 And turn me into a vampire. 738 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:19,683 No. 739 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:22,352 I keep aging and you stay the same. 740 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:23,687 I'm 18 now. 741 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,689 I'm practically a cougar. 742 00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:28,983 Mm... 743 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:32,195 Uh, I just... 744 00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:37,617 I couldn't live with myself if I turned you into a vampire. 745 00:43:37,701 --> 00:43:40,120 You're always sexy and healthy 746 00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:43,707 and super good-looking, with tons of free time 747 00:43:43,748 --> 00:43:46,042 and money to travel the world. 748 00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:48,628 It's a lot like being George Clooney. 749 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:50,880 Strangely, the only thing 750 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:54,259 that does keep aging... is your ass. 751 00:43:55,427 --> 00:43:56,761 [clears throat] 752 00:43:56,845 --> 00:43:58,930 Gets pretty wrinkly over time. 753 00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:04,394 You'll never see me again. 754 00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,271 Just... 755 00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:11,234 ...promise me that you won't do anything reckless. 756 00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:12,318 [gasps] 757 00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:15,613 Okay. 758 00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:18,116 I promise I won't date Chris Brown. 759 00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:23,413 [gasps] 760 00:44:32,922 --> 00:44:35,133 [♪ dramatic music plays] 761 00:44:44,809 --> 00:44:47,020 [♪ music continues] 762 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,151 Farewell. 763 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:01,951 Edward? 764 00:45:04,829 --> 00:45:07,040 Edward? Edward? 765 00:45:12,962 --> 00:45:14,130 Edward! 766 00:45:14,214 --> 00:45:16,341 [panting] 767 00:45:16,424 --> 00:45:18,301 You're just gonna leave me here alone in the woods 768 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:20,595 in an area filled with vampires who want to eat me? 769 00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:22,138 [grunts] 770 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:25,767 [screaming] 771 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,061 [sobbing loudly] 772 00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:37,821 [screaming wildly, sobbing] 773 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:50,542 [panting] 774 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:02,846 Looks like Edward left us a treat. 775 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:10,937 Great. 776 00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:12,981 This is exactly what I was talking about. 777 00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:15,316 Take that! 778 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,776 [screaming] 779 00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:20,196 [gasping] 780 00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:24,034 I came here to help you, bitch! 781 00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:26,119 -[whimpers] -Sorry. 782 00:46:26,202 --> 00:46:28,288 There's nowhere else to run. 783 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,582 Your beloved Edward isn't here to save you. 784 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,669 [screams, gasps] 785 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:35,962 [grunts] 786 00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:39,174 -[thud] -[grunting] 787 00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:41,426 [sighs] 788 00:46:44,429 --> 00:46:45,347 [hisses] 789 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,265 Hmm? 790 00:46:47,349 --> 00:46:48,308 [hisses] 791 00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:56,441 [hisses] 792 00:46:57,484 --> 00:46:58,902 Come on, Jack. 793 00:46:58,943 --> 00:47:00,362 Where's the bro code, huh? 794 00:47:00,403 --> 00:47:02,739 You know you don't try to eat someone's girlfriend 795 00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:04,366 right after they break up with them. 796 00:47:04,449 --> 00:47:05,533 [hisses] 797 00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:06,910 [growls] 798 00:47:13,249 --> 00:47:15,126 [screaming] 799 00:47:16,878 --> 00:47:19,339 [♪ organ plays "Charge"] 800 00:47:25,553 --> 00:47:27,013 Kardashians. 801 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:29,307 Jack, no! [screams] 802 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:31,142 [hissing] 803 00:47:31,726 --> 00:47:32,769 [growls] 804 00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:34,854 -Let's go! -[hisses] 805 00:47:38,942 --> 00:47:40,443 [grunting weakly] 806 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:41,820 [gurgling] 807 00:47:41,903 --> 00:47:43,405 Becca... 808 00:47:44,614 --> 00:47:47,033 I'm going to have to suck the venom out of you. 809 00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:49,452 Now, this is going to be tough for me, 810 00:47:49,536 --> 00:47:53,456 because the taste of your blood could send me into a frenzy. 811 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:54,958 [grunting weakly] 812 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,292 But on the other hand-- 813 00:47:56,334 --> 00:47:58,128 [demonic voice] Just do it already! 814 00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:02,507 [slurping, grunting] 815 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,635 [normal voice] Okay, Edward. 816 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:07,554 I think you got all the venom out. 817 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:08,638 You can stop now. 818 00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:10,306 [slurping] 819 00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:13,518 [gasps] 820 00:48:13,601 --> 00:48:16,354 [air hissing] 821 00:48:20,859 --> 00:48:23,278 [♪ piano music plays] 822 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:39,336 [Becca] And just like that, Edward was gone. 823 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:45,967 I just couldn't get over him. 824 00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:47,344 Why did he have to leave me? 825 00:48:47,385 --> 00:48:50,680 ♪ And the rain is pouring down♪ 826 00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,815 ♪ And my tears are falling, but they never♪ 827 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:05,403 Time passed, but my yearning for Edward never subsided. 828 00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:07,405 Everyone reminded me of him. 829 00:49:09,574 --> 00:49:13,203 ♪ Please tell me why you♪ 830 00:49:13,286 --> 00:49:15,455 I couldn't get Edward out of my mind. 831 00:49:22,587 --> 00:49:24,047 No matter where I looked. 832 00:49:24,130 --> 00:49:26,049 [indistinct chatter] 833 00:49:32,722 --> 00:49:34,182 No matter what I saw. 834 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:40,605 Without Edward, my life was over. 835 00:49:41,189 --> 00:49:43,316 I felt like dying. 836 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,568 And every night, I had nightmares 837 00:49:45,610 --> 00:49:48,655 that would make me scream really, really loud. 838 00:49:48,738 --> 00:49:51,908 [screaming] 839 00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:54,869 [screaming continues] 840 00:49:54,953 --> 00:49:57,330 [sobbing loudly] 841 00:49:58,623 --> 00:49:59,958 Becca. Becca. 842 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,293 Becca. Becca. Becca. Becca. 843 00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:04,295 You're so upset. 844 00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:06,548 Let me check your levels. 845 00:50:07,799 --> 00:50:10,343 [beeping] 846 00:50:10,969 --> 00:50:13,138 Oh. That's not good. 847 00:50:13,221 --> 00:50:14,305 You've got more angst than 848 00:50:14,389 --> 00:50:16,307 The Secret Life of the American Teenager. 849 00:50:17,434 --> 00:50:18,435 You know, honey, 850 00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:21,271 I'm not real good at the whole parenting thing. 851 00:50:21,354 --> 00:50:24,024 But I do know that breakups are hard. 852 00:50:25,191 --> 00:50:26,443 Especially when you're dumped by someone 853 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:29,279 as handsome and hunky as Edward. 854 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,698 That boy can really fill out a pair of pants. 855 00:50:31,781 --> 00:50:35,326 I'm like, "Mm, look at that! 856 00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:37,370 Look at that!" 857 00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:40,331 Yeah. 858 00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:42,292 And let's face it, honey. 859 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,836 You're no looker. And you twitch a lot. 860 00:50:44,919 --> 00:50:47,505 It's kind of irritating. 861 00:50:47,589 --> 00:50:49,841 That's for sure the best piece of ass you'll ever get. 862 00:50:52,594 --> 00:50:53,845 My advice, 863 00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:58,183 get yourself some of those big, juicy onion butt implants, 864 00:50:58,266 --> 00:51:00,643 fix your hair up pretty, like Beyonce and... 865 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:03,813 who knows, honey, maybe a Black guy will do you. 866 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,442 That's my girl. 867 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:11,279 Oh... 868 00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:13,406 Your friend Jennifer keeps calling. 869 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:14,616 You should hang out with her. 870 00:51:14,657 --> 00:51:16,076 Probably cheer you up. 871 00:51:17,494 --> 00:51:19,329 I want you to say good night to your new mommy. 872 00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:21,039 [high-pitched voice] "Good night, Becca. 873 00:51:21,122 --> 00:51:24,584 I love you. I love you." 874 00:51:24,668 --> 00:51:25,877 Aww. 875 00:51:26,836 --> 00:51:27,837 She really does. 876 00:51:28,838 --> 00:51:29,839 Well... 877 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:32,258 we're going to get busy. 878 00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:33,718 Good night, sweetheart. 879 00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:38,932 I don't get it. 880 00:51:39,015 --> 00:51:41,476 Why would anyone want to date a vampire? Lame. 881 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:44,187 [awkward chuckle] Yeah. So lame. 882 00:51:44,270 --> 00:51:46,439 That movie's totally gonna flop. 883 00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:49,901 [boy] I kind of liked it. It was all right. 884 00:51:49,984 --> 00:51:51,194 [indistinct conversation] 885 00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:54,197 I can't believe they get married and have a vampire baby! 886 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,615 [crowd groaning loudly] 887 00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:58,493 Thanks for the spoiler alert, dumbshit! 888 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,459 It's too bad Edward dumped you 889 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,837 and now you don't have a date for the prom. 890 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,797 'Cause that dress would've looked great on you. 891 00:52:12,549 --> 00:52:14,050 But you don't need a dress, 892 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,553 because Edward left you behind in the woods like bear shit. 893 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:21,975 [gasps] So, I'm gonna wear it instead! 894 00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:23,393 [laughs] And check this out. 895 00:52:23,476 --> 00:52:26,271 Everyone's gonna be, like, super jealous. 896 00:52:26,354 --> 00:52:28,523 Couldn't you just die? [laughs] 897 00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:29,607 No. 898 00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:31,901 But you can. 899 00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:34,612 -[screaming] -[yelling] 900 00:52:34,696 --> 00:52:35,947 [giggles] 901 00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:43,621 Well, this is me. Where are you parked? 902 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:44,664 Uh... 903 00:52:45,123 --> 00:52:46,416 over there. 904 00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:51,588 Ooh. 905 00:52:51,629 --> 00:52:54,674 Right next to those mean and scary biker dudes? 906 00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:58,511 See you at school tomorrow. 907 00:53:02,474 --> 00:53:05,643 [engine starts, tires squealing] 908 00:53:12,442 --> 00:53:14,819 [♪ ominous theme playing] 909 00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:21,534 Hey, baby. Come over here, you can sit on my bike. 910 00:53:21,618 --> 00:53:23,953 [bikers whooping] Yeah! 911 00:53:25,121 --> 00:53:26,539 -Becca. -[Becca gasps] 912 00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:28,458 Those guys are dangerous. Walk away. 913 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:30,502 -Edward? -[chuckles] 914 00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:31,836 Ow. 915 00:53:31,878 --> 00:53:34,214 -[bikers laughing, whooping] -Shit. 916 00:53:34,297 --> 00:53:36,299 Those guys are dangerous. 917 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,842 Told you. 918 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,844 [sighs] 919 00:53:51,064 --> 00:53:53,149 This is your brake, 920 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:55,235 and this is your throttle. 921 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:59,239 Jacob, there's, uh, 922 00:53:59,322 --> 00:54:00,824 there's something different about you. 923 00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,702 I don't know what it is. 924 00:54:05,286 --> 00:54:06,955 I've been meaning to tell you. 925 00:54:07,038 --> 00:54:08,581 I'm a man now, Becca. 926 00:54:09,666 --> 00:54:13,211 -Are you telling me... -That's right. 927 00:54:13,294 --> 00:54:15,088 I had my bar mitzvah. 928 00:54:15,171 --> 00:54:17,007 Mazel tov! 929 00:54:17,048 --> 00:54:18,008 Yeah. 930 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:19,884 Whew! 931 00:54:21,344 --> 00:54:23,596 -So will you date me now? -[revs engine] 932 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,473 Say again? I couldn't hear you. 933 00:54:25,557 --> 00:54:28,518 [laughs] Right. Uh, um... 934 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,103 -Will you go on a date with... -[revs engine] 935 00:54:30,186 --> 00:54:31,646 What? 936 00:54:31,688 --> 00:54:33,982 Maybe if-if you stop revving the bike whenever I'm about 937 00:54:34,024 --> 00:54:37,027 to ask you something really important, you would hear me. 938 00:54:37,068 --> 00:54:38,862 [scoffs] Right. 939 00:54:38,903 --> 00:54:40,030 Sorry. 940 00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:41,573 Thank you. 941 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:43,825 Becca, I wanted to ask you 942 00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:46,411 -[horn blowing] -if you would... Oh, come on! 943 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,830 Becca, will you go on a date with me?! 944 00:54:48,913 --> 00:54:49,914 [sighs] 945 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:54,544 Sorry, but I don't like to be yelled at, Jacob. 946 00:54:54,586 --> 00:54:56,212 -[Jacob whines] -I think I'll just... 947 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:58,298 take her for a spin. 948 00:54:58,381 --> 00:54:59,758 [Becca] Just one thing first. 949 00:55:00,675 --> 00:55:02,052 Becca, you just cut the brake line! 950 00:55:10,769 --> 00:55:13,313 Becca, stop, you're going to hurt yourself. 951 00:55:13,396 --> 00:55:15,231 [pants, whimpers] 952 00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:18,360 [♪ guitar playing mellow intro] 953 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,986 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah♪ 954 00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:23,531 ♪ Hey, Eddie, well, I know it might seem petty♪ 955 00:55:23,573 --> 00:55:26,743 ♪ But I can't stop obsessing over you... ♪ 956 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:30,163 Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift. 957 00:55:30,246 --> 00:55:31,915 [grunts] 958 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:35,335 If this is what it takes to be with you, Edward, so be it. 959 00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:38,463 Becca! Don't drink that milk. 960 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,382 You know you're lactose-intolerant. 961 00:55:40,465 --> 00:55:41,966 This is for you, Edward. 962 00:55:44,427 --> 00:55:46,012 [grunts, gasps] 963 00:55:46,096 --> 00:55:48,098 -[stomach burbling] -Oh, God. 964 00:55:48,139 --> 00:55:49,891 [tires squealing] 965 00:55:49,974 --> 00:55:51,685 Whoa! 966 00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:56,022 Sorry. But I did try to warn you. 967 00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:58,692 [Jacob] Becca! 968 00:56:01,611 --> 00:56:03,238 You trying to get yourself killed? 969 00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:05,448 Huh? [pants] 970 00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:06,991 Ah, you're bleeding. 971 00:56:07,951 --> 00:56:09,119 Here. 972 00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,125 Your body is so... 973 00:56:15,959 --> 00:56:16,918 furry. 974 00:56:19,129 --> 00:56:20,880 Uh... are those teats? 975 00:56:20,964 --> 00:56:24,009 [Jacob] Yeah. [chuckles] Ten of 'em, actually. 976 00:56:24,801 --> 00:56:25,844 Oh. 977 00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:29,723 I better go get you some help. 978 00:56:32,517 --> 00:56:34,144 That was fast. 979 00:56:36,021 --> 00:56:37,439 [gasps] 980 00:56:37,522 --> 00:56:40,900 You... are so scrumptious. 981 00:56:43,695 --> 00:56:44,946 [gasps] 982 00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:46,656 -[growls] -No! 983 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:49,743 [♪ dramatic music plays] 984 00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:52,328 [gasps] 985 00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:53,538 [Antoine exhales] 986 00:56:53,621 --> 00:56:55,665 Be happy it was me that found you, 987 00:56:55,707 --> 00:56:57,792 -and not Rachel. -Why? 988 00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,837 -What happened to Rachel? -She was... 989 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,173 recast. 990 00:57:03,256 --> 00:57:04,215 [gasps] 991 00:57:06,885 --> 00:57:07,886 Shh... 992 00:57:08,678 --> 00:57:10,472 She wants to torture you 993 00:57:10,555 --> 00:57:12,515 for what you did to Jack. 994 00:57:13,641 --> 00:57:16,186 At least I will eat you fast. 995 00:57:17,854 --> 00:57:18,688 [fierce growl] 996 00:57:18,730 --> 00:57:20,774 -Becca! -Jacob, run! 997 00:57:21,399 --> 00:57:22,942 [roars] 998 00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:28,073 That's it? 999 00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:29,532 A Chihuahua? 1000 00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:31,117 Uh, yeah, I guess so. 1001 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:34,079 This whole transformation thing is new to me. 1002 00:57:34,162 --> 00:57:35,747 You can't stop me. 1003 00:57:36,289 --> 00:57:37,832 You're no werewolf. 1004 00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,126 That's why I always travel in a pack. 1005 00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:44,547 [deep growling] 1006 00:57:44,589 --> 00:57:47,384 [growls, snarls] 1007 00:57:47,425 --> 00:57:50,512 [all growling deeply] 1008 00:57:50,595 --> 00:57:52,806 [growling, snarling] 1009 00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:57,977 ♪ It's raining men♪ 1010 00:57:58,061 --> 00:58:01,314 ♪ Hallelujah It's raining men♪ 1011 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:03,358 ♪ Amen♪ 1012 00:58:03,441 --> 00:58:05,485 ♪ I'm gonna go out ♪ 1013 00:58:05,568 --> 00:58:08,196 ♪ I'm gonna let myself get♪ 1014 00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:11,574 ♪ Absolutely soaking wet...♪ 1015 00:58:11,616 --> 00:58:13,660 ♪ It's raining men♪ 1016 00:58:13,743 --> 00:58:17,122 ♪ Whoo! Hallelujah, it's raining men♪ 1017 00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:18,915 ♪ Amen♪ 1018 00:58:18,998 --> 00:58:21,001 ♪ Ooh, it's raining men, yeah!♪ 1019 00:58:21,459 --> 00:58:22,627 Please. 1020 00:58:22,711 --> 00:58:24,421 -Get him, girls! -[growling] 1021 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:26,047 [squealing] 1022 00:58:26,131 --> 00:58:29,342 -[fierce growling] -[Antoine screaming] 1023 00:58:29,426 --> 00:58:30,927 [groans] 1024 00:58:34,639 --> 00:58:37,767 [fierce growling] 1025 00:58:39,394 --> 00:58:42,063 [men grunting] 1026 00:58:47,235 --> 00:58:49,863 [low growling] 1027 00:58:57,037 --> 00:58:57,996 Hey. 1028 00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:05,170 Sign this? 1029 00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:19,893 Now, let's get you home. 1030 00:59:24,147 --> 00:59:26,274 [woman on TV] You'll be all right now. 1031 00:59:26,316 --> 00:59:27,901 I know it's worked! 1032 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:29,778 [screaming] 1033 00:59:29,861 --> 00:59:32,197 [sniffling, crying] 1034 00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:40,830 [sobs] 1035 00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:43,333 Why can't they just be together? 1036 00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:45,210 Aw... 1037 00:59:50,423 --> 00:59:51,549 [blows nose] 1038 00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:52,884 There you are! 1039 00:59:52,967 --> 00:59:54,928 I've been looking everywhere for you. 1040 00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:58,556 You look like shit. 1041 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,058 What do you want? 1042 01:00:00,141 --> 01:00:03,186 Look, we're all sorry we tried to drink Becca's blood. 1043 01:00:03,269 --> 01:00:04,729 Even Jeremiah. 1044 01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:06,898 But something terrible has happened to her. 1045 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:09,067 [belches] 1046 01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:10,902 Whoa. 1047 01:00:11,903 --> 01:00:13,029 Becca who? 1048 01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:16,574 I am totally over her. [sniffles] I've moved on. 1049 01:00:16,658 --> 01:00:18,702 I am done with normal chicks. 1050 01:00:18,785 --> 01:00:21,121 I have finally found someone as freaky as me. 1051 01:00:21,204 --> 01:00:22,622 ♪ My first wish♪ 1052 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,582 ♪ Turn the music up as loud ♪ 1053 01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:26,084 ♪ As it gets My second wish♪ 1054 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:28,378 [fading out] ♪ Me and the girls are...♪ 1055 01:00:30,338 --> 01:00:31,381 [sighs] 1056 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:32,882 Too freaky? 1057 01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:35,427 Edward, I had a vision. 1058 01:00:36,636 --> 01:00:38,263 Becca was riding a motorcycle. 1059 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:41,391 She tried to kill herself. 1060 01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:49,399 I fear Becca may be dead. 1061 01:00:54,446 --> 01:00:55,905 No. 1062 01:00:56,656 --> 01:00:58,283 I've got to find out. 1063 01:00:59,784 --> 01:01:00,994 [♪ piano music plays] 1064 01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:02,954 [Jacob] How do you feel? 1065 01:01:04,247 --> 01:01:05,957 It's Edward, isn't it? 1066 01:01:08,918 --> 01:01:10,045 Here. 1067 01:01:20,013 --> 01:01:23,141 Why did you just take off your shirt? 1068 01:01:23,224 --> 01:01:26,061 My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time. 1069 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:29,439 Hm. 1070 01:01:30,106 --> 01:01:32,442 [spritzing] 1071 01:01:37,322 --> 01:01:38,698 [sighs] 1072 01:01:42,952 --> 01:01:44,162 Look... 1073 01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:46,915 Edward left you. 1074 01:01:47,832 --> 01:01:50,085 But I would never do that. 1075 01:01:50,168 --> 01:01:52,212 I want to take it out of the friend zone. 1076 01:01:52,962 --> 01:01:54,798 I really like you, Becca. 1077 01:01:55,674 --> 01:01:57,092 I like you, too. 1078 01:01:58,677 --> 01:02:00,679 When I'm with you, 1079 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:05,350 I just feel so safe and... secure. 1080 01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:07,977 Thanks. 1081 01:02:09,104 --> 01:02:10,855 As opposed to how I feel about Edward, 1082 01:02:10,939 --> 01:02:13,400 which is all passion, lust, 1083 01:02:13,483 --> 01:02:15,985 complete forbidden fruit stuff. 1084 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:18,655 I mean, with him it's all about my pussy. 1085 01:02:18,738 --> 01:02:20,198 Okay. Yeah. 1086 01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:22,742 [phone ringing] 1087 01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:24,202 Do you mind getting that? 1088 01:02:24,661 --> 01:02:26,121 Sure. 1089 01:02:31,209 --> 01:02:33,712 -Hello? -[Edward over phone] Officer Crane? 1090 01:02:33,753 --> 01:02:35,171 No, he's not here right now. 1091 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,007 Where is he? 1092 01:02:37,048 --> 01:02:39,175 It is very important that I speak with him. 1093 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:42,512 [Frank reading] 1094 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,100 He's at the funeral. 1095 01:02:48,810 --> 01:02:50,478 -Oh, God, no. -Yeah. 1096 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,106 And supposedly, the body was so mangled that the undertaker 1097 01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:55,191 had to use Krazy Glue to stick the head back on 1098 01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:57,235 and put marbles where the eyes once were. 1099 01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:01,406 [crunching] 1100 01:03:01,448 --> 01:03:03,241 Hello? Hello? 1101 01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:09,122 [sighs] 1102 01:03:09,622 --> 01:03:11,875 [softly] It's true. 1103 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:13,960 [sniffles] Becca's dead. 1104 01:03:14,044 --> 01:03:17,130 Edward, I'm so sorry. 1105 01:03:20,633 --> 01:03:21,885 I can't live without her. 1106 01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:24,471 [gasping] 1107 01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,097 Good-bye, Iris. 1108 01:03:26,765 --> 01:03:28,475 I'm going to kill myself. 1109 01:03:29,225 --> 01:03:31,061 [Iris gasping] 1110 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:37,859 [gasping] 1111 01:03:37,942 --> 01:03:40,028 I just had another vision about Becca. 1112 01:03:40,111 --> 01:03:42,947 [sighs blissfully] Becca's fine. 1113 01:03:43,031 --> 01:03:45,450 You don't have to kill yourself anymore. 1114 01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:49,162 Edward! 1115 01:03:51,081 --> 01:03:52,457 Shit. 1116 01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:00,465 -[vehicle approaching] -[whooping, laughing] 1117 01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:02,676 Prom rocks! Yeah! 1118 01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:05,011 [loud whooping] Yeah! 1119 01:04:05,095 --> 01:04:06,721 -I love drinking! -[whooping] 1120 01:04:06,805 --> 01:04:08,223 -Ye... -Oh. 1121 01:04:08,264 --> 01:04:11,476 What's the matter, Becca? Still no date for the prom? 1122 01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:13,770 Loser! 1123 01:04:13,812 --> 01:04:15,063 [both laughing] 1124 01:04:15,146 --> 01:04:17,482 Here! Have a drink, bitch! 1125 01:04:18,692 --> 01:04:20,193 [Rick] She promised me sex tonight! 1126 01:04:20,276 --> 01:04:22,946 Yeah! High point of my life! 1127 01:04:23,029 --> 01:04:24,614 [whooping continues] 1128 01:04:24,698 --> 01:04:26,157 [vehicle approaches] 1129 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:31,496 Becca! Get in the car now! 1130 01:04:37,669 --> 01:04:38,920 [tires squeal] 1131 01:04:39,004 --> 01:04:41,131 [♪ ominous theme plays] 1132 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:46,094 -What's wrong? -Edward thinks you're dead. 1133 01:04:46,177 --> 01:04:48,304 What?! Why would he think that? 1134 01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:51,474 Um... 1135 01:04:51,516 --> 01:04:52,517 I... 1136 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,062 Beats me. [laughs] 1137 01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:59,232 He won't live without you, and he wants to die. 1138 01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:00,984 He's such a romantic. 1139 01:05:01,026 --> 01:05:02,569 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1140 01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:03,820 Becca! 1141 01:05:03,903 --> 01:05:06,322 -Jacob? -Becca, don't go. 1142 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:07,615 You belong with me. 1143 01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:09,451 -Oh... -I need to know, 1144 01:05:09,534 --> 01:05:13,455 who's it gonna be? Is it gonna be me or him? 1145 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:15,248 Jacob-- 1146 01:05:15,331 --> 01:05:17,292 I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 1147 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,544 I'm not gonna let go until you tell me... 1148 01:05:20,045 --> 01:05:21,379 once and for all-- 1149 01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:22,714 All right! 1150 01:05:22,797 --> 01:05:25,383 Jacob... I'll tell you. 1151 01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:29,804 I choose... 1152 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:32,140 Cat. [grunts] 1153 01:05:32,182 --> 01:05:34,017 -[cat yowling] -[barking] 1154 01:05:34,059 --> 01:05:35,852 Come back here, pussy! 1155 01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:37,020 [chomping] 1156 01:05:37,062 --> 01:05:38,521 [cat yowling weakly] 1157 01:05:38,563 --> 01:05:40,982 Edward's going to the Zolturi to have them kill him. 1158 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:42,650 I saw it, I had a vision. 1159 01:05:42,692 --> 01:05:45,487 What are you talking about? Who are the Zolturi? 1160 01:05:45,528 --> 01:05:48,198 They're the evil bloodsuckers who only care about themselves 1161 01:05:48,281 --> 01:05:50,617 and their own narrow vision of the world. 1162 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:52,702 They're kind of like Fox News. 1163 01:05:52,744 --> 01:05:53,912 Oh, my God! 1164 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:55,372 Edward's going to expose himself 1165 01:05:55,413 --> 01:05:58,500 in the sunlight, and the Zolturi are going to kill him. 1166 01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:01,127 They can't allow humans to know vampires live among them. 1167 01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:02,545 It could destroy us. 1168 01:06:02,587 --> 01:06:05,632 -Okay, where is this going to happen? -At the prom. 1169 01:06:07,217 --> 01:06:10,387 The Zolturi never miss a good St. Salvatore Day festival. 1170 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:12,722 They flew all the way in from Italy. 1171 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:16,267 Say what you want about them, but they do know how to party. 1172 01:06:16,309 --> 01:06:18,687 [crowd chanting] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 1173 01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:22,399 [wild cheering] 1174 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:24,776 [growls] 1175 01:06:24,859 --> 01:06:25,985 [girl squeals] 1176 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,987 [Daro grunting] 1177 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,572 [girl groans] 1178 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,032 [cheering] 1179 01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:32,617 Oh, I got skills, bitch. 1180 01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:37,956 Welcome, Sporks High students, to the 2010 prom. 1181 01:06:38,039 --> 01:06:40,417 [cheering, whooping] 1182 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:42,752 [horn beeping] 1183 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:48,591 And don't forget, the main event is coming up shortly, 1184 01:06:48,633 --> 01:06:52,637 the crowning of your prom king and queen. 1185 01:06:52,721 --> 01:06:55,265 And if you haven't had a chance to vote yet, don't worry, 1186 01:06:55,306 --> 01:06:57,517 -there's still time. -Just to be sure. 1187 01:07:02,063 --> 01:07:04,607 [♪ dramatic music plays] 1188 01:07:04,649 --> 01:07:07,360 Becca, you're the only one that can stop Edward. 1189 01:07:07,444 --> 01:07:09,821 You have to show him you're still alive. 1190 01:07:09,863 --> 01:07:11,656 I'll do whatever it takes. 1191 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:21,708 [Becca] So, what would you do to save someone you love? 1192 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:26,880 For Edward, I would stop at nothing. 1193 01:07:26,963 --> 01:07:28,590 [♪ dramatic music continues] 1194 01:07:29,591 --> 01:07:30,925 Well... 1195 01:07:31,051 --> 01:07:33,970 you already saw this part, so let's get to what happens next. 1196 01:07:34,012 --> 01:07:35,805 [fast forwarding] 1197 01:07:35,847 --> 01:07:37,140 [laughing] 1198 01:07:40,769 --> 01:07:41,728 [clang] 1199 01:07:42,854 --> 01:07:44,064 [grunting] 1200 01:07:49,361 --> 01:07:51,404 No! No. 1201 01:07:55,825 --> 01:07:57,827 -Edward! -[hisses] 1202 01:08:00,663 --> 01:08:02,707 -[growls] -[screaming] 1203 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,001 -Shit! -[gasps] 1204 01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:07,003 Whoa! 1205 01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,505 [grunts] 1206 01:08:08,546 --> 01:08:10,382 [groans] 1207 01:08:13,885 --> 01:08:16,012 [Becca yelling] 1208 01:08:16,096 --> 01:08:17,639 [both] Uh-oh. 1209 01:08:17,722 --> 01:08:18,640 [thuds] 1210 01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:23,603 [panting] 1211 01:08:26,022 --> 01:08:27,691 Edward... 1212 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:28,775 [both groaning] 1213 01:08:28,858 --> 01:08:31,403 [♪ dramatic music continues] 1214 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:35,115 [panting] 1215 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,117 [wind whooshing] 1216 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,078 Edward, it's not sunny anymore. 1217 01:08:40,161 --> 01:08:41,496 It's twilight. 1218 01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:44,374 Hey, new moon. 1219 01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:49,045 Aah! Eclipse? 1220 01:08:49,087 --> 01:08:50,672 Look at me, everyone! 1221 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:56,553 This is me in all my glory. 1222 01:08:57,220 --> 01:09:00,515 [all laughing] 1223 01:09:02,934 --> 01:09:04,227 Oh, lucky penny. 1224 01:09:04,310 --> 01:09:07,522 [crowd gasping] 1225 01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:08,606 Aah! 1226 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:12,694 [Edward] Huh? 1227 01:09:12,777 --> 01:09:14,821 [laughter] 1228 01:09:14,904 --> 01:09:16,448 Edward! 1229 01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:22,787 [softly] Becca. 1230 01:09:23,955 --> 01:09:25,498 You're alive? 1231 01:09:33,131 --> 01:09:34,799 We have to go now. 1232 01:09:43,183 --> 01:09:45,685 Becca... I am so sorry. 1233 01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:48,563 I promise you that I will never leave you again. 1234 01:09:50,607 --> 01:09:52,776 The Zolturi are standing right behind me, aren't they? 1235 01:09:52,817 --> 01:09:54,110 Yep. 1236 01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:55,195 Don't worry, Becca, I-- 1237 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:57,030 [growls] 1238 01:09:57,113 --> 01:09:59,574 Not talking smack now, are we? 1239 01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:01,451 -Stop it! -[mocking] Stop it! 1240 01:10:01,534 --> 01:10:03,244 -You're killing him. -You're killing him. 1241 01:10:03,286 --> 01:10:04,621 And we haven't even had sex yet. 1242 01:10:04,662 --> 01:10:06,790 And we haven't even had sex y-- 1243 01:10:06,873 --> 01:10:07,832 Really? 1244 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,502 Even... 1245 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:16,675 [grunting] 1246 01:10:17,050 --> 01:10:18,551 [groans] 1247 01:10:21,012 --> 01:10:22,722 [grunting] 1248 01:10:22,806 --> 01:10:24,683 [♪ hip-hop playing] 1249 01:10:25,767 --> 01:10:28,019 [cheering] 1250 01:10:29,187 --> 01:10:30,647 [yells] 1251 01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:32,816 ♪ Do the hustle♪ 1252 01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:34,818 ♪ Do the hustle♪ 1253 01:10:36,069 --> 01:10:38,488 [♪ song continues] 1254 01:10:38,571 --> 01:10:39,989 -[screeches] -[grunts] 1255 01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:42,617 Becca. 1256 01:10:43,952 --> 01:10:44,994 Becca. 1257 01:10:45,036 --> 01:10:46,871 Oh, Dad! 1258 01:10:46,955 --> 01:10:47,747 There you are. 1259 01:10:47,831 --> 01:10:49,082 I was worried about my little girl. 1260 01:10:49,165 --> 01:10:50,834 You know, there's still a killer on the loose. 1261 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,335 [Becca whimpers] 1262 01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:54,629 But I can see you're dancing with your friends, so everything's all right. 1263 01:10:54,713 --> 01:10:57,340 -Dad, no, uh... -No, Frank, wait. 1264 01:10:57,382 --> 01:10:59,342 You have to know the truth. 1265 01:10:59,384 --> 01:11:01,052 All of the killing was done 1266 01:11:01,136 --> 01:11:02,846 -by vampires. -[hissing] 1267 01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:06,808 Edward's one also. 1268 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,101 [yelling] 1269 01:11:08,184 --> 01:11:10,520 -And Bobby White's a werewolf. -Oh... 1270 01:11:10,562 --> 01:11:12,480 -Oh, oh, oh, sorry. -Ow! 1271 01:11:12,564 --> 01:11:15,108 -I understand. -Thank God. 1272 01:11:15,191 --> 01:11:17,068 The theme of the prom! 1273 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:19,279 -[laughing] -Oh... 1274 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:21,281 No... No, Dad... 1275 01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:22,657 Enjoy, okay? 1276 01:11:22,699 --> 01:11:25,285 Becca, by the way, thanks for everything. 1277 01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:27,370 -[Becca whimpers] -[vampires hiss] 1278 01:11:27,454 --> 01:11:29,873 [grunting, yelling] 1279 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:32,083 [loud grunt] 1280 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:35,754 ♪ All through the night♪ 1281 01:11:36,546 --> 01:11:38,423 ♪ I'll be loving you♪ 1282 01:11:38,506 --> 01:11:42,427 Too close. Separate. Arms-length apart. 1283 01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:45,930 Too close. Separate. Arms-length apart. 1284 01:11:46,348 --> 01:11:48,558 [both grunting] 1285 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,394 Too close! Separate! 1286 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,897 -Arms-length apart! -[frustrated growl] 1287 01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:56,816 ♪ Remember you that way♪ 1288 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:57,734 ♪ Yeah♪ 1289 01:11:57,817 --> 01:12:01,988 [singing along, mumbling the lyrics] 1290 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:03,907 [Daro growling] 1291 01:12:03,990 --> 01:12:04,949 Say "cheese." 1292 01:12:06,993 --> 01:12:08,703 [both grunting] 1293 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:12,832 Say "cheese." 1294 01:12:15,418 --> 01:12:17,671 [Daro grunting, jabbering] 1295 01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:27,097 [both gasp] 1296 01:12:28,264 --> 01:12:29,724 Whoo! 1297 01:12:30,141 --> 01:12:31,976 [Daro growling] 1298 01:12:32,852 --> 01:12:33,978 What... 1299 01:12:35,021 --> 01:12:36,106 the hell? 1300 01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:46,533 [Edward reads aloud, grunts] 1301 01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:47,784 Oh! 1302 01:12:48,326 --> 01:12:49,869 [Daro yelling] 1303 01:12:49,953 --> 01:12:50,912 [grunts] 1304 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,751 Where's Becca? 1305 01:13:01,297 --> 01:13:02,716 [gasping] 1306 01:13:03,133 --> 01:13:05,010 [Daro growling] 1307 01:13:06,302 --> 01:13:08,638 Surrender now, or Salvatore 1308 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,725 will snap her neck like a Slim Jim. 1309 01:13:13,393 --> 01:13:14,477 [groans] 1310 01:13:14,519 --> 01:13:16,146 [snaps fingers] 1311 01:13:16,187 --> 01:13:18,356 [Becca gasps] 1312 01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:21,484 You must pay for exposing yourself. 1313 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,324 Tell you what I'm going to do, Ed-to-the-ward. 1314 01:13:28,366 --> 01:13:29,659 I won't kill you, 1315 01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:32,412 but Becca has to become a vampire. 1316 01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:35,749 -Cool? -No, not cool. 1317 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:37,584 No way! Never! 1318 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:40,003 All right, pull Edward's head off, 1319 01:13:40,045 --> 01:13:43,631 then rip his body apart and set him on fire. 1320 01:13:43,715 --> 01:13:45,300 No, no, no, no! I mean yes. 1321 01:13:45,383 --> 01:13:46,718 I meant yes. 1322 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,137 Of course, she would love to become a vampire. 1323 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:52,807 She practically brings it up all the time. Right, hon? 1324 01:13:52,891 --> 01:13:54,601 Uh, I guess so. 1325 01:13:54,684 --> 01:13:56,686 Then bite her now! 1326 01:13:57,354 --> 01:13:58,396 Bite! 1327 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,523 [growling gibberish] 1328 01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:06,071 [pants] 1329 01:14:11,993 --> 01:14:14,996 Listen up, people, may I have your attention? 1330 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,458 And now the moment you've all been waiting for, 1331 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,794 and this year's Sporks High 1332 01:14:20,877 --> 01:14:25,715 prom king and prom queen is... 1333 01:14:26,925 --> 01:14:28,009 Jennifer and Rick! 1334 01:14:28,051 --> 01:14:31,137 -[both shouting] -[students cheering] 1335 01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:35,100 [Rick] Triumph for the Rick! 1336 01:14:38,228 --> 01:14:39,479 Congratulations. 1337 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:40,647 -Hmm? -[whispering] 1338 01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:42,732 -Thank you! -Oh, yeah! 1339 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:44,734 Oh. 1340 01:14:45,110 --> 01:14:46,069 Hold on. 1341 01:14:46,152 --> 01:14:51,116 It seems you two received over 69,000 votes... 1342 01:14:51,741 --> 01:14:54,119 in a class of only 300. 1343 01:14:54,202 --> 01:14:56,996 [crowd booing] 1344 01:14:58,623 --> 01:15:01,084 I'm afraid you're disqualified. 1345 01:15:01,126 --> 01:15:02,127 What? 1346 01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:03,837 Oh! 1347 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,380 [crowd booing] 1348 01:15:05,463 --> 01:15:07,424 You ass-wipe! 1349 01:15:07,465 --> 01:15:08,842 [grunts] 1350 01:15:09,634 --> 01:15:11,886 My life is over! 1351 01:15:13,013 --> 01:15:15,807 As your principal, I will nominate 1352 01:15:15,890 --> 01:15:19,144 a new prom king and queen. 1353 01:15:19,227 --> 01:15:21,312 And I will pick... 1354 01:15:21,396 --> 01:15:24,274 I will... let me... see... 1355 01:15:24,315 --> 01:15:26,359 I will choose... 1356 01:15:26,443 --> 01:15:28,778 -I pick you two! -[crowd groans] 1357 01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:36,161 -[Daro] Us? -[principal] Yes! 1358 01:15:36,202 --> 01:15:39,998 Because you two exemplify what's best about this whole prom. 1359 01:15:40,081 --> 01:15:43,209 I mean, you really look like a couple of mean, evil 1360 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:45,837 -bloodsucking vampires. -[growling] 1361 01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,090 [loud growling] 1362 01:15:50,383 --> 01:15:52,510 Oh, my God, we won! 1363 01:15:52,594 --> 01:15:54,304 -[gasps, cheers] -We won! 1364 01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:57,015 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1365 01:15:58,433 --> 01:16:01,394 [♪ stage music plays] 1366 01:16:01,478 --> 01:16:05,065 [cheering continues] 1367 01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:09,361 Um... 1368 01:16:09,444 --> 01:16:10,528 [yelling] 1369 01:16:10,612 --> 01:16:12,197 [sobs] 1370 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,656 Uh... 1371 01:16:14,324 --> 01:16:15,575 [Daro clears throat] 1372 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:17,202 [clearing throat] Uh, Edward! 1373 01:16:18,536 --> 01:16:20,246 Bite. Bite. 1374 01:16:27,379 --> 01:16:28,922 Do it. 1375 01:16:30,382 --> 01:16:31,341 Bite me now. 1376 01:16:34,427 --> 01:16:35,887 I don't... 1377 01:16:35,970 --> 01:16:38,056 want to wait a second longer. 1378 01:16:39,974 --> 01:16:42,686 I will only turn you into a vampire... 1379 01:16:43,728 --> 01:16:45,689 on one condition. 1380 01:16:47,649 --> 01:16:48,983 Marry me. 1381 01:16:49,651 --> 01:16:52,278 [♪ dramatic music plays] 1382 01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:53,613 [exhales] 1383 01:16:54,364 --> 01:16:55,407 Yes. [laughs] 1384 01:17:03,581 --> 01:17:04,958 Are you ready? 1385 01:17:14,175 --> 01:17:16,553 [♪ orchestral theme crescendos] 1386 01:17:16,636 --> 01:17:18,388 [laughing] 1387 01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:21,182 [Becca grunts, gasps] 1388 01:17:24,269 --> 01:17:26,396 [gasping] 1389 01:17:29,190 --> 01:17:30,650 [grunting] 1390 01:17:30,734 --> 01:17:33,653 [gasping] 1391 01:17:35,530 --> 01:17:37,407 [both panting] 1392 01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:40,702 [quiet laugh] 1393 01:17:40,785 --> 01:17:42,287 How do you feel? 1394 01:17:42,662 --> 01:17:44,122 Perfect. 1395 01:17:44,956 --> 01:17:48,460 It's... how I always imagined. 1396 01:17:49,878 --> 01:17:51,421 I love you, Becca. 1397 01:17:51,463 --> 01:17:52,422 [screams] 1398 01:17:55,342 --> 01:17:56,968 Team Jacob, bitch! 1399 01:17:58,553 --> 01:18:01,306 [♪ moody music plays] 1400 01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:10,190 [groaning] 1401 01:18:18,156 --> 01:18:19,949 Fuck me! 1402 01:18:20,617 --> 01:18:21,743 [screams] 1403 01:18:21,826 --> 01:18:24,245 ♪ If I was your vampire♪ 1404 01:18:24,287 --> 01:18:27,665 ♪ Certain as the moon♪ 1405 01:18:27,749 --> 01:18:29,626 ♪ Instead of killing time♪ 1406 01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:33,630 ♪ We'll have each other until the sun♪ 1407 01:18:33,672 --> 01:18:36,925 ♪ If I was your vampire♪ 1408 01:18:37,008 --> 01:18:40,303 ♪ Death waits for no one♪ 1409 01:18:40,345 --> 01:18:43,973 ♪ Hold my hands across your face♪ 1410 01:18:44,015 --> 01:18:48,186 ♪ Because I think our time has come♪ 1411 01:18:54,401 --> 01:18:56,986 ♪ Digging your smile apart♪ 1412 01:18:57,028 --> 01:18:59,030 ♪ With my spade tongue♪ 1413 01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:03,118 ♪ The hole is where the heart is♪ 1414 01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:05,745 ♪ We built this tomb together♪ 1415 01:19:05,829 --> 01:19:09,249 ♪ I won't fill it alone♪ 1416 01:19:09,332 --> 01:19:13,003 ♪ Beyond the pale♪ 1417 01:19:13,044 --> 01:19:17,382 ♪ Everything's black, no turning back♪ 1418 01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:22,929 ♪ If I was your vampire♪ 1419 01:19:23,013 --> 01:19:26,099 ♪ Certain as the moon♪ 1420 01:19:26,182 --> 01:19:28,268 ♪ Instead of killing time♪ 1421 01:19:28,351 --> 01:19:32,355 ♪ We'd have each other until the sun♪ 1422 01:19:32,397 --> 01:19:36,109 ♪ If I was your vampire♪ 1423 01:19:36,192 --> 01:19:39,195 ♪ Death waits for no one♪ 1424 01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:43,616 ♪ Hold my hands across your face♪ 1425 01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:47,287 ♪ Because I think our time has come♪ 1426 01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:51,041 ♪ Beyond the pale♪ 1427 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:55,545 ♪ Everything's black, no turning back♪ 1428 01:19:59,883 --> 01:20:02,802 ♪ Beyond the pale♪ 1429 01:20:04,095 --> 01:20:08,350 ♪ Everything's black, no turning back♪ 1430 01:20:15,565 --> 01:20:17,776 [song ends] 1431 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:20,570 [♪ slow rock song playing] 1432 01:20:23,615 --> 01:20:26,701 ♪ I feel so lonely♪ 1433 01:20:26,785 --> 01:20:29,579 ♪ Nobody gets me♪ 1434 01:20:29,621 --> 01:20:30,914 ♪ I am♪ 1435 01:20:30,955 --> 01:20:35,710 ♪ So unhappy♪ 1436 01:20:35,794 --> 01:20:38,797 ♪ Why can't I find a♪ 1437 01:20:38,838 --> 01:20:42,133 ♪ Cool alternative boyfriend♪ 1438 01:20:42,217 --> 01:20:47,806 ♪ Who understands me?♪ 1439 01:20:47,889 --> 01:20:50,433 ♪ We can watch Degrassi ♪ 1440 01:20:50,475 --> 01:20:53,395 ♪ And shop at Hot Topic♪ 1441 01:20:53,436 --> 01:20:58,358 ♪ While sexting dirty pics of me in my panties♪ 1442 01:20:59,818 --> 01:21:02,153 ♪ We can watch Degrassi ♪ 1443 01:21:02,237 --> 01:21:05,448 ♪ And shop at Hot Topic♪ 1444 01:21:05,532 --> 01:21:10,328 ♪ While sexting dirty pics of me in my panties♪ 1445 01:21:11,329 --> 01:21:16,292 ♪ Sexting dirty pics of me in my panties♪ 1446 01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:18,503 ♪ My panties♪ 1447 01:21:41,568 --> 01:21:44,070 ♪ We can watch Degrassi ♪ 1448 01:21:44,154 --> 01:21:47,240 ♪ And shop at Hot Topic♪ 1449 01:21:47,323 --> 01:21:52,412 ♪ While sexting dirty pics of me in my panties♪ 1450 01:21:53,538 --> 01:21:56,166 ♪ We can watch Degrassi ♪ 1451 01:21:56,249 --> 01:21:59,502 ♪ And shop at Hot Topic♪ 1452 01:21:59,544 --> 01:22:04,841 ♪ While sexting dirty pics of me in my panties♪ 1453 01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,426 ♪ My panties♪ 1454 01:22:09,763 --> 01:22:11,931 [song ends] 1455 01:22:12,015 --> 01:22:14,267 ♪ I'm the one who's always thinking about ♪ 1456 01:22:14,351 --> 01:22:17,145 ♪ All the ways to get to the end of it♪ 1457 01:22:17,187 --> 01:22:19,481 ♪ You came around and I think that I found♪ 1458 01:22:19,564 --> 01:22:22,233 ♪ A good reason to try and stick with it♪ 1459 01:22:22,275 --> 01:22:24,444 ♪ You're taking me down, but I like the sound♪ 1460 01:22:24,527 --> 01:22:27,197 ♪ And I want to get with you anyway♪ 1461 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,491 ♪ Is this solid ground or am I getting drowned?♪ 1462 01:22:29,574 --> 01:22:32,410 ♪ I'm just as happy taking it day by day♪ 1463 01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:35,789 ♪ And in the end♪ 1464 01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,791 ♪ We all end up the same♪ 1465 01:22:37,874 --> 01:22:40,210 ♪ Love and desire♪ 1466 01:22:40,251 --> 01:22:42,712 ♪ Will be the only ones to blame♪ 1467 01:22:42,796 --> 01:22:45,840 ♪ Lifeless or insane♪ 1468 01:22:45,882 --> 01:22:48,051 ♪ We all end up the same♪ 1469 01:22:48,093 --> 01:22:50,637 ♪ And in the end♪ 1470 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:52,931 ♪ It all goes up in flames♪ 1471 01:22:53,014 --> 01:22:55,058 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah♪ 1472 01:22:55,141 --> 01:22:57,394 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah♪ 1473 01:22:57,435 --> 01:23:00,355 ♪ Scars on my skin, you're bringing me in♪ 1474 01:23:00,438 --> 01:23:02,649 ♪ And I'm closer, closer every minute♪ 1475 01:23:02,732 --> 01:23:05,485 ♪ We'll start to spin and I'm in it to win♪ 1476 01:23:05,568 --> 01:23:07,987 ♪ And I'm taking every last bit of it♪ 1477 01:23:08,071 --> 01:23:10,573 ♪ Looking at your face making my heart race♪ 1478 01:23:10,657 --> 01:23:13,326 ♪ And I can't seem, can't seem to make it stop♪ 1479 01:23:13,410 --> 01:23:15,662 ♪ Sitting by your side, want to go for a ride♪ 1480 01:23:15,745 --> 01:23:18,164 ♪ And I'm waiting, waiting, afraid to drive♪ 1481 01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:21,584 ♪ And in the end♪ 1482 01:23:21,626 --> 01:23:23,503 ♪ We all end up the same♪ 1483 01:23:23,586 --> 01:23:26,423 ♪ Love and desire♪ 1484 01:23:26,464 --> 01:23:28,758 ♪ Will be the only ones to blame♪ 1485 01:23:28,842 --> 01:23:31,928 ♪ Lifeless or insane♪ 1486 01:23:31,970 --> 01:23:33,763 ♪ We all end up the same♪ 1487 01:23:33,847 --> 01:23:36,433 ♪ And in the end♪ 1488 01:23:36,516 --> 01:23:38,935 ♪ It all goes up in flames♪ 1489 01:23:39,019 --> 01:23:41,187 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah♪ 1490 01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,440 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah♪ 1491 01:23:43,481 --> 01:23:48,653 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah.♪ 99637