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This is the biggest cock
I've ever fucked.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you for letting me explore
strange, huge cock.
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Nick.
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Yeah.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
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You're still pissed off at me.
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Well... you said
you would do it.
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Nick, It's a goddamn
sex party, okay?
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I don't mind
fantasizing about this,
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but I don't want to open my legs
for some guy that I don't know.
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But you agreed.
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After, after months
of fantasizing together,
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you telling me those stories,
you finally gave in.
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Oh, that's just it.
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You're wearing me down
with this.
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Where'd you get those stories?
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Did you do any of that stuff?
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Maybe.
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Why can't
we have intimacy together?
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Why does there always have
to be another person involved?
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I, I'm just fucked up.
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Why don't you
want to be intimate
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with just me?
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But I do want that with you.
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It's just with me,
the intimacy comes after
you have sex with another man.
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I think...
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You think what?
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I'm just dying
to watch you get fucked.
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Then you want me to watch you.
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It's just an excuse to cheat.
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No. Yes.
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No.
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I would so love that.
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Please cheat on me,
then tell me about it.
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But I, I, I don't know.
I don't need to go to these
parties to find another woman.
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I have all the women
I can handle in you.
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It's just that
what gets me off...
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...makes another man
commit murder.
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Why are you like this?
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I'm a pervert.
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Well, it's not normal.
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-Okay?
-Oh, fuck normal!
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What is that? I only do it
in the bread and butter?
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The missionary?
Three thrusts and a bust?
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I can still fuck for hours.
I'm ravenous.
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Even after I come,
I can still keep it going
as long as I keep it moving.
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I need...
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...to take our sex life
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to a higher gear.
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I'm just...
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...dying to watch you
get fucked and sucked cock.
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You're so fucking good at it.
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Well, thank you.
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I've studied it.
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So you want me to be a slut?
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No. Yes. No. No!
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My shrink, Dr. Kuntz,
says he's heard a lot worse,
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that most guys
like this sort of thing,
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but I-- only I have
the guts to admit it.
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Well, let Dr. Kuntz do it, then.
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Please.
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Do this for me, just this once.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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But I have to pick the guy.
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Malcolm, it's you.
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Did you graduate
high school yet?
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High school?
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-I graduated college.
-College?
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-Where did you go?
-Harvard. 4.0.
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-What did you major in?
-Political science.
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Political science. Wow.
What made you get into that?
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Well, there's a lot of injustice
against my people,
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and I want to be in a position
to change that.
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How inspiring.
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-Hey, will you pull my arms?
-Oh.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Is this good?
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Thank you. Yes.
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-Would you mind
cracking my back, too?
-Yeah.
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Hey, I bet
you have a girlfriend, right?
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- Depends on what
you mean by girlfriend.
- Come on.
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- I bet you were laying pipe last night, weren't you?
- -Nah.
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-Come on, you can tell me.
Come on.
-No. I wasn't. I wasn't.
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No fucking way! What the fuck
are you doing? Excuse me.
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-The fuck are you doing?
-Training, sir.
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-Training for what?
For speed dating?
-Training.
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Or for a marathon?
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Marathon, sir.
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Well, act like it!
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-You in?
-Yes. Yes, sir.
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-Are you in?
-Yes, sir.
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Fucking act like it!
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Jeez.
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Call me!
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I still have the same number!
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Where do you find a guy?
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I mean, you must have men.
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I'm very picky.
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-Dick's.
-Dicks?
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Dick's Deli.
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Oh, you mean
that guy that works there?
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Yep.
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You flirt with him
every time we go in there.
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I do not flirt with him.
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It's all in your mind.
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Oh. Hi.
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Hey. You're that chick
from Lake Hopacock, right?
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-That's me.
-Married to the tennis pro?
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You were around ten.
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Yeah, he's, um,
he's a good builder.
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Builder?
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Huh.
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He really is a genius architect.
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-Mm.
-Hey, wait.
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You give me a ride
on that bike sometime?
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Oh, my God!
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I haven't felt like that
in such a long time.
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Likey?
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-Yum.
-Would you like a fresh,
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cold glass of milk
to wash that down with?
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I love milk.
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Mind if I sit first?
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Don't drink too much.
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You'll choke.
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Don't worry, I got it.
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Oops.
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I guess I got a little greedy.
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Never bite off
more than you can chew.
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You're blocking the walkway
with your bike, friend.
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Nowhere else to park.
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Parking blows at Lake Hopacock.
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A bike my size
can't fit just anywhere...
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...normal.
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I bet.
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Big bike.
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Yep.
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We have a visitor.
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What's the story, morning glory?
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Yes, we do have a visitor.
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Nick, this is Chip.
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Chip, this is Nick.
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She's crazy about you.
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Yeah?
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Let's go up to the rooftop.
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Hell of a lot of good fishing
in this lake.
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Got your largemouth bass,
rock bass...
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...bull trout...
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...bullhead shark...
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...bull bass.
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Never heard of no bull bass.
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That's 'cause
I'm bullshitting you.
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Hmm.
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Seeing dicks all the time
with the wife?
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Laura.
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How'd you like to slide
into home plate with that?
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Then you're out of here!
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You know, I was considered
to be the next Frank Gehry.
You know who that is?
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Nope.
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Considered
an architectural genius.
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-Jump in the lake anyone?
-Oh!
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Kind of cold, isn't it, honey?
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I'm in.
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Whoo!
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Kid's got balls.
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Super tight balls. I like that.
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- Chip, nice bis, dude.
- Thanks, dude.
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You don't look bad
for a guy your age.
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-Oh, why don't we...
-Oh, uh...
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Go inside,
have a drink by the fire?
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Yeah.
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Chip?
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Can I get you a beer?
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I can tell more lies
over a quality beer
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than any man on the planet.
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Hey, what's that?
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That, my friend, is Hell
by Hieronymus Bosch.
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He lived
in the late 15th century,
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Not much is known about him,
except he was part of a clan
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called the Brotherhood
of Our Lady.
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Group of crazy Dutchmen
who had a hard-on
for the Blessed Virgin.
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And his main theme was
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that women are the cause
of all the evil in the world.
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Once he bit that apple,
we were fucked.
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So, like, women
are the Antichrist.
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Exactly.
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Anyway, only about
40 paintings survived.
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Garden of Earthly Delights
being the most famous
and this one.
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Pretty weird, huh?
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Very valuable print.
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Signed in detail.
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Got to be worth what, huh?
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What did we pay for this, honey,
with the frame and everything?
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-Fifty-thousand?
-Wow, that...
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That's a lot of cake.
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Yeah, I got a hard-on
for paintings and buildings.
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What about you, Chip?
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00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,447
Uh, what's your life story?
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What do I have a...
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00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,451
...hard-on for?
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Oh, you're a funny man, Chip.
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I grew up near here.
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Sussex.
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The orphanage.
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I was an orphan. I don't know,
I was never officially adopted
by anyone, I just...
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Nobody wanted me.
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Passed around from home to home.
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Truth is...
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...They do it for the money.
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Fucking fake foster parents.
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By the time I was 16,
I wanted to be on my own.
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Ride my Harley.
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Got a hard-on for that.
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You handle it really well.
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Is this in tune?
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00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,746
Wow, what a voice!
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Isn't that Mozart?
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-Yeah. Yeah, it's
the, uh, The Marriage Of--
-You have real talent.
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Where did you learn?
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I've always had
a very agile mind.
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I hear something once or twice,
and it just--
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Some things just come naturally.
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Isn't that right, Nick?
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I bet you have a girlfriend,
right, Chip?
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Maybe.
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Maybe more than one?
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Depends on what you mean
by girlfriend, right?
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You have the most beautiful eyes
I've ever seen.
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They were hazel before, but...
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...now they're...
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- ...turning--
- Here!
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Oops.
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Bad timing.
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Sorry.
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So, Chip...
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...you are now
officially family.
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Okay?
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I'm a strange from my own father
while I wish I weren't.
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I miss, uh, my family of origin.
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So...
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...you're family now.
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Cool?
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Temporary intimacy.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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A toast.
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-To family.
-Yeah.
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Family.
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Whatever the fuck that means.
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Family. Yeah.
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-Chip, my husband is--
-Chip, Chip.
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Let's lay our cards
on the table, shall we?
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I am cuckoldom.
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00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,227
Do you know what that is
or what that means?
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Nope.
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They cut
the balls off a rooster.
He can't fuck anymore.
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We term that a cuckold.
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00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,605
It's a metaphor for guys
whose wives cheat on them.
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But some men,
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very few, I would imagine,
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actually want
their wives to have lovers.
263
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,614
I know, um, crazy. I know.
264
00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:45,520
I'm supposed to be jealous,
especially s-- since you're
so young and good looking.
265
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,421
But here's the thing.
266
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,457
If you love someone...
267
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,494
...and I adore my Laura...
268
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,732
...then you want
to see them happy.
269
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,568
And when is a person happier...
270
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,236
...than when
they're getting fucked?
271
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,941
I mean, you're either fucking
or getting fucked. Am I right?
272
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,911
-You homo?
-Me? No.
273
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,647
Homo, no.
274
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,188
I enjoy the process.
275
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:24,125
Let's put it this way.
276
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,628
I'm a process guy.
277
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,498
-Okay.
-Chip, how old are you?
278
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,535
Twenty-six.
279
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,269
Oh, wait. What year?
280
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:38,238
'94.
281
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,609
-What month?
-October. Why?
282
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:43,477
Me, too. What day?
283
00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:45,479
October 30th.
284
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,148
Me, too.
285
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,416
That's cool.
286
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,651
Mischief Night.
287
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,821
Both Scorpios.
288
00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,656
- Uh--
- I'm sorry.
289
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,160
-Oh, look at me.
I'm drunk on one glass.
-It's okay, it's okay.
290
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,293
Here.
291
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,573
I want to kiss you till I cover
every part of your body.
292
00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:18,179
Hold you and tell you
how lovely your face is.
293
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,785
Kiss your stomach
and lick you all the way.
294
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,754
Oh, my God, I gotta go.
Excuse me.
295
00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:46,908
Magic.
296
00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:49,844
Nick!
297
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:53,446
Honey, could you come here
a minute, please?
298
00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:57,985
Let's, uh, head back down.
I won't be a minute.
299
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,654
Now!
300
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,201
Honey, what came over you?
You were fine
301
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,836
-and then all of a sudden--
-I am so mad at you right now,
302
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,804
I could kill you.
You fucked it up.
303
00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:20,274
-I did?
-Yes. Stop manipulating.
304
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,543
-But I was just--
-No, you weren't!
305
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,913
You were glaring at us,
and it makes me feel awkward!
306
00:22:26,047 --> 00:22:28,015
I have never done this before.
307
00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:30,718
But you leering
and you...
308
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,887
It just takes me
right out of it.
309
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,655
-But your peri--
-It's a huge turn off!
310
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,424
-Your period isn't due
for at least 11 days--
-Get out!
311
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:41,929
What a sexist,
chauvinistic thing to say!
312
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:43,430
How dare you?
313
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,432
What the fuck does my period
have to do with it?
314
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,803
Why is it that every time I get
upset, it's about my cycle?
315
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,471
I am very regular,
thank you very much.
316
00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:54,742
As a matter of fact,
I'm ovulating, not waiting for--
317
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,278
Jesus Christ, men are so stupid!
318
00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,281
You know nothing.
You understand nothing.
319
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,251
Leave me alone.
320
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,590
But what did I do?
I was just trying to...
321
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:12,459
Nick, just hold me.
322
00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:15,062
-Look at me.
-Mm.
323
00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:17,732
I look like a raccoon.
324
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,835
Baby...
325
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:24,305
...I love you so much.
326
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,807
God!
327
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:31,345
And watching you flirt with him,
gave me wood in my BVDs, and...
328
00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:34,515
You guys came so close,
you almost breathed together--
329
00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,317
Oh, you just keep pushing!
330
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,819
And pushing and pushing!
331
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:41,289
When will you learn?
332
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,958
-Learn what?
-Just stop pushing!
333
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,495
Honey, I know that
you want this, but it's my body.
334
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,765
You have to let me control it.
335
00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:53,500
His soul stays in me forever.
336
00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:54,635
They say.
337
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,804
His soul, look-- Okay.
338
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:58,306
But, but I wasn't pushing.
339
00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:01,842
I love you.
340
00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:05,746
- Nothing ever works out
the way I plan.
341
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,214
Was he gone?
342
00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,718
-Well, yeah. I mean, he was--
-I don't like him!
343
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,053
But it sure looked like--
I mean...
344
00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:14,088
From the first moment I met him,
345
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:15,623
I couldn't stand him.
346
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:17,124
But you talk to him
every time we go into Dick's.
347
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:19,060
I mean, he's like a target.
You zero in on him.
348
00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:21,228
Fuck Dick's! Fuck you!
349
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:24,398
Just go! I need to be alone.
350
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,834
I have cramps.
351
00:24:28,069 --> 00:24:31,539
Why is it that the woman
always has to be
the one to get dressed up?
352
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,542
Look perfect.
353
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:36,911
Be sexy.
354
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:39,380
God. What do men have to do?
355
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,582
Nothing!
356
00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:45,119
Wow.
357
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:48,122
Twisted.
358
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:52,560
Chip.
359
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,297
I'm sorry,
Laura's not feeling well.
360
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,734
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave,
if, if, if you don't mind.
361
00:25:00,468 --> 00:25:01,435
I don't mind.
362
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,772
Thanks for having me.
It's always good to be had.
363
00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:09,577
Uh, come back again sometime.
364
00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,278
When she's not feeling...
365
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,217
It's that time of the month.
She gets all emotional
for no reason.
366
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,286
It seems like women have
one week a month
where they're normal, and...
367
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:22,690
They're either just getting
their period or just
getting over their period.
368
00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:23,991
You don't have to explain.
369
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:28,629
Thanks for understanding.
370
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,068
Rain check?
371
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,072
Rain check.
372
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,366
Stay where you are
or I'll blow your head off
with this .357 Magnum.
373
00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:59,273
Oh, my God! Nick! What happened?
374
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,108
Oh, my God! Oh!
375
00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:03,410
Pull it out.
376
00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:04,979
-The knife, pull it out fast.
-Okay.
377
00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:09,316
Oh, my God.
378
00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:13,954
-Take it out fast.
-Okay. Okay, okay.
379
00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:19,093
Okay, let me grab a towel!
380
00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,635
Here. Here,
do you want some water?
381
00:29:27,468 --> 00:29:30,170
Why would I want
a glass of water?
382
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,842
-Get the goddamn knife out!
-Okay.
383
00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:37,712
-Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
-Oh, oh, oh!
384
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:40,147
No, never mind.
385
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:41,650
Never mind.
386
00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:53,093
]
387
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:55,563
-Call 9-1-1. Call 9-1-1.
-Oh, my God, who did this?
388
00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:58,165
-Are you okay?
-Just call!
389
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,675
Hello? My husband,
he's been stabbed.
390
00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:08,442
He's bleeding.
391
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:12,313
How should I know? A criminal?
392
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,685
A robbery has been committed,
please send somebody right away!
393
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,421
Oh, don't touch anything.
It, it, it might have,
might be evidence.
394
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:23,424
- Okay.
- Hand me my gun.
395
00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:29,564
- Oh, careful,
it might be loaded.
- Okay.
396
00:30:43,712 --> 00:30:44,713
Hey.
397
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,581
Why are you here?
398
00:30:46,715 --> 00:30:48,082
I heard about what happened.
399
00:30:48,215 --> 00:30:49,483
You shot Nick.
400
00:30:50,819 --> 00:30:53,454
I shot him by accident, Chip.
He was stabbed.
401
00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:57,358
So, you stabbed him,
then you shot him? Wow.
402
00:30:57,491 --> 00:31:00,928
He was already stabbed. I shot
him in the ass by accident.
403
00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:04,031
Wow. Why would you shoot him
if he was already stabbed?
404
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:05,366
Can I get a glass of water?
405
00:31:05,499 --> 00:31:08,235
No, I'm going back to bed.
406
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:09,738
Do you mind
if I take my shirt off?
407
00:31:09,937 --> 00:31:11,706
Yes, I do mind.
408
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,174
Okay, I won't.
409
00:31:17,779 --> 00:31:20,280
-I just thought--
-Thought what?
410
00:31:24,017 --> 00:31:25,620
Do you find me attractive,
Laura?
411
00:31:25,754 --> 00:31:28,155
-I'm married.
-Ish.
412
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,794
You're a real smart-mouth kid.
413
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,361
I've got
the freshest mouth in town.
414
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,196
I'd like you to leave now.
415
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,399
I never stay
where I'm not wanted.
416
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,635
Of course I've never
been wanted anywhere anyways.
417
00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:43,103
-You're making me uncomfortable.
-Yeah?
418
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:46,574
-It's not that I don't like you.
I do. It's just--
-Come on, babe.
419
00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:48,409
Chip.
420
00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:50,010
Come on.
421
00:31:51,011 --> 00:31:52,246
You know you want to.
422
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,214
Kiss me.
423
00:31:54,348 --> 00:31:55,983
Chip, don't--
424
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,787
Just one little kiss.
425
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,724
Your face is so lovely.
426
00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:05,993
Your skin, it's like satin.
427
00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:08,195
Chip, I said "don't."
428
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:11,498
And you have nice eyes, though.
429
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:16,270
-They are bizarre.
-What about them?
430
00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:17,672
They're turning black.
431
00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:25,647
What are you doing?
432
00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:27,782
Chip!
433
00:32:28,683 --> 00:32:32,520
Ouch! Put me down!
434
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:38,660
We don't even
have to do anything.
435
00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:40,562
At first...
436
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:43,865
...I just want
to hold you in my arms.
437
00:32:46,868 --> 00:32:47,902
Gently.
438
00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:50,939
Like this.
439
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,240
Yeah.
440
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,957
Oh, fucking fuck, fuck,
that hurts!
441
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:11,926
I'm sorry. I'm just doing
what Dr. Kind said.
442
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:15,262
Change, clean,
bandage every six hours.
443
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:17,297
Oh, you're not cleaning it,
you're killing me.
444
00:33:17,431 --> 00:33:20,367
Oh, stop it, you big baby!
445
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:21,669
The wound burns.
446
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,505
The peroxide burns.
447
00:33:23,638 --> 00:33:24,706
It cleans the wound
448
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,908
so it doesn't get infected.
449
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:28,442
Oh, please stop.
450
00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:30,545
You're torturing me.
451
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,113
What's up, family?
452
00:33:33,882 --> 00:33:37,417
Nick, you okay? I, uh, heard you
got shot and stabbed and shit.
453
00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,254
Hey, son, uh, friendly fire!
454
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,222
Wait!
455
00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,390
Chip!
456
00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,928
Yeah?
457
00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:49,998
Fucker broke in here last night.
458
00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,468
Was a real pro.
459
00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:55,870
No.
460
00:33:56,004 --> 00:33:57,104
Yeah.
461
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:58,673
He, uh,
462
00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:01,475
threw a kitchen knife
in the dark,
463
00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:02,810
dead on target,
464
00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:05,513
hitting me in the shoulder.
465
00:34:05,647 --> 00:34:08,181
-Fuckers.
-No!
466
00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:10,785
It was just one guy, Chip.
467
00:34:11,586 --> 00:34:13,220
That's the crazy part.
468
00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:15,023
One?
469
00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:17,124
You're certain?
470
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:18,458
Yeah.
471
00:34:18,593 --> 00:34:20,762
And I'm no pussy
when it comes to combat, Chip.
472
00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:22,897
Experience?
473
00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:24,999
Yeah.
474
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:29,303
This fucker's break-in had
the feel of years of experience.
475
00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:33,041
Experience is
the best teacher, right?
476
00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:37,579
Hey, where did
you get that painting, Hell?
477
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,013
Hell?
478
00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:42,316
I got that at Sotheby's.
479
00:34:43,317 --> 00:34:44,986
It's an auction house.
480
00:34:45,587 --> 00:34:46,821
Pretty great, isn't it?
481
00:34:47,622 --> 00:34:48,856
Great frame, too.
482
00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:51,191
Scary, isn't it?
483
00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:53,493
Anyway...
484
00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:55,830
...could you...
485
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:58,866
...fix the lock
on the back door?
486
00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:01,268
See, that's how he got in.
487
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:06,373
We have, uh, an alarm on
the front door, but somehow...
488
00:35:07,575 --> 00:35:08,843
...the perp knew that.
489
00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,713
-Huh.
-So, anyway,
490
00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:14,181
we need to double-lock
the back door
491
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,717
and get a camera mounted.
492
00:35:16,784 --> 00:35:18,385
Now I'm a little banged up.
493
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:21,221
You mind?
494
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:25,526
Of course.
495
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:38,973
Hand me the bigger bit.
496
00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:42,510
- What size?
- -Not the biggest, the second biggest.
497
00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:51,886
Fuck!
498
00:35:56,691 --> 00:35:57,759
Hey, you kids.
499
00:35:58,392 --> 00:36:02,362
Why don't you, uh, take a break,
come on up, have a cold drink?
500
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:10,571
- Honey, what happened to your hand?
-Oh, uh...
501
00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:12,573
- You're bleeding.
- It's a little-- No.
502
00:36:12,707 --> 00:36:14,575
I was just cleaning and...
It's nothing.
503
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,376
Are you okay? You need stitches?
504
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,980
Stitches? Me?
505
00:36:19,113 --> 00:36:23,250
But I'll tell you something,
Chip, that, that bullet
that grazed my ass...
506
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,886
-Yeah?
-Winchester cartridge,
507
00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,486
eleven and a half millimeters
in diameter.
508
00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:29,657
Now, that, could fuck a guy up.
509
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,259
What's weird is
your own wife did it.
510
00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,162
Friendly fire, son.
511
00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:39,499
I've seen it in the jungle,
the, the deserts, city streets.
512
00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:41,135
War.
513
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:46,273
It's the single most terrible
thing in the world, Chip.
514
00:36:47,008 --> 00:36:50,545
People start wars to pretend
they're brave or courageous.
515
00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:54,115
But you know
the worst thing about it, Chip?
516
00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:56,818
It's fake.
517
00:36:58,186 --> 00:37:00,420
It's a colossal fake of fakes,
518
00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:04,491
in which whole nations indulge,
secretly hoping
519
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:09,296
it will give them, them beauty
or courage they do not possess.
520
00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:10,430
War...
521
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,900
...what is it good for?
522
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,405
Honey, I'm going to run
into town and pick up
something new to wear.
523
00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:21,943
-Oh.
-All this manual labor
just isn't for me.
524
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,444
You already have
so many clothes, we need
a new dresser to put them in.
525
00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,013
And shoes.
526
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:30,017
Well, a woman can never have
enough shoes or lingerie.
527
00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:31,719
Right, boys?
528
00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:32,987
Lingerie?
529
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,322
You look so hot.
530
00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:37,759
Thank you, Chip.
531
00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:42,096
Whoa.
532
00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:45,900
I can't breathe watching.
533
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,737
Well, maybe
if you're a lucky man,
you'll get to see more later.
534
00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:50,905
Maybe.
535
00:37:51,706 --> 00:37:53,473
But I am dominant.
536
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,810
I decide what goes on
and when it goes on,
537
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:59,213
and I decide what
your participation is. Okay?
538
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:01,015
Sure.
539
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,416
You're the boss.
540
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,722
I'm going
to leave you boys to it.
541
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:10,725
I'm just going to shop
and cheer myself up.
542
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,195
I want to get something special.
543
00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:37,585
She is like a walking,
breathing, moving piece of art.
544
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:39,120
Want to wrestle for her?
545
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:40,221
What?
546
00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:42,957
Dude, I don't want to hurt you.
547
00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:44,759
I'll take my chances.
548
00:39:47,922 --> 00:39:50,691
Tap! Tap!
549
00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:54,595
Tap, motherfucker!
550
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:10,111
Buddha sat by the lake...
551
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,614
...eating one grain of rice
each day
552
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:17,151
for some say four years,
some say three...
553
00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:22,690
But you know
what he learned in that long,
lonely, meditative time?
554
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:24,859
What's that?
555
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:26,894
That life...
556
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:29,730
...is fucked.
557
00:40:31,632 --> 00:40:33,067
Nothing stays the same.
558
00:40:34,368 --> 00:40:37,772
I mean, it, it's, uh,
transient or temporary.
559
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:42,143
Not one single thing
stays the same, ever!
560
00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,014
And of the four noble truths...
561
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:50,418
...the first one, suffering.
562
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,055
-Is that right?
-Want to know
what the second one is?
563
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,825
Desire.
564
00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:01,062
I'll drink to that.
565
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,337
Keep your gun clean
and your dick hard, and life
will be all right, Chip.
566
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,707
You don't mind
I took another beer, do you?
567
00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,547
Nah.
568
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:23,584
I figured I fucked your wife,
I might as well drink your beer.
569
00:41:32,426 --> 00:41:33,861
You know what?
570
00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:36,564
Maybe we should pull out
our dicks to see who's bigger.
571
00:41:37,198 --> 00:41:38,899
But I warn you,
I can fuck for hours.
572
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:42,870
-I may seem normal.
-No, you don't seem normal
573
00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:44,672
at all.
574
00:41:45,406 --> 00:41:47,575
And I'm not playing swords
with our cocks.
575
00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:49,577
I don't want to embarrass you.
576
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:50,611
I wasn't going to...
577
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:53,314
...pull it out here.
The neighbors...
578
00:41:55,282 --> 00:41:56,584
But I promise you...
579
00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:01,055
...if I do get to see you fuck
Laura and I pray that I do...
580
00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:03,958
...it will drive me wild.
581
00:42:05,893 --> 00:42:07,695
It brings us closer together.
582
00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:10,064
Can you understand that?
583
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,835
We'll see.
584
00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:16,871
Got to think about it.
585
00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:20,975
Till then, like...
586
00:42:21,609 --> 00:42:22,710
Friends, right?
587
00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,312
Yeah, friends.
588
00:42:26,781 --> 00:42:28,449
They say to get a good friend,
589
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:31,385
-you got to be a good friend.
-Is that right?
590
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:34,523
I hope so.
591
00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:42,897
See, I...
592
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,298
I know
this sounds weird,
593
00:42:44,432 --> 00:42:46,000
and I feel weird
saying it, but...
594
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,369
I've always...
595
00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:52,039
Okay, it sounds weird. Uh...
596
00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:53,240
What is it, dude?
597
00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:57,512
It felt too much.
598
00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:13,427
You've got one hot wife, though.
599
00:43:13,562 --> 00:43:16,697
Oh. And she's
really sweet, too. I mean...
600
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,667
You don't know. I mean...
601
00:43:21,902 --> 00:43:26,140
She writes me little messages
in the morning and...
602
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:30,811
...buys me little presents,
when life gets me down and...
603
00:43:30,945 --> 00:43:32,113
I can imagine.
604
00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:37,718
And if you find a woman
that swallows, Chip, marry her.
605
00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,327
Holy fuck!
606
00:44:20,461 --> 00:44:21,762
What?
607
00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:24,765
Where are you going?
608
00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:27,468
You know exactly
where I'm going.
609
00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:31,540
-Can I come?
-No, not yet.
610
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,842
He wants me alone first.
611
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:39,213
And then, if he says it's okay,
612
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:42,416
you can come in
and watch what he does to me.
613
00:44:42,551 --> 00:44:43,784
Oh, I'd like that.
614
00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:46,954
Can I have a kiss
before you go in?
615
00:45:03,771 --> 00:45:04,639
Have fun.
616
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,061
I want you to suck me off
like last time.
617
00:46:20,848 --> 00:46:23,150
- Just give it to me now!
- You like to fuck, yeah?
618
00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:29,123
- Just keep fucking me,
oh, my God!
- Yeah?
619
00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:31,458
- Yeah.
- Are you close?
620
00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:33,894
- Yeah, you?
- Let's cum together.
621
00:46:34,028 --> 00:46:34,995
Ladies first.
622
00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,887
Look, I got to get out of here.
623
00:47:00,888 --> 00:47:03,490
You have two
different color socks on.
624
00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,627
That's... What?
625
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:08,996
I got you a little present.
626
00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:45,533
It's, uh...
627
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:47,935
It's very kind of you.
628
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,342
Hey.
629
00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,279
Kiss me once more
just like the last time.
630
00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:20,788
How was it?
631
00:50:21,856 --> 00:50:22,924
It was all right.
632
00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:25,760
Just all right?
633
00:50:25,894 --> 00:50:28,095
Yeah, it was all right.
634
00:50:30,798 --> 00:50:32,199
No, it was...
635
00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:35,168
It was fun. I enjoyed it.
It's just...
636
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,304
What? I mean, it sure...
637
00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,574
...sounded like
you had a good time.
638
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,509
I'm new to this, okay?
639
00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:46,848
I enjoyed it,
but I'm a married woman.
640
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:48,883
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
641
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,386
Some tradition
from the Middle Ages
642
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,790
invented by the Catholic Church
to keep power over people?
I mean, that...
643
00:50:57,424 --> 00:51:00,427
That's not today's world.
I mean, it's...
644
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:04,164
How many miserable people
are married?
645
00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:07,702
Stay married for what?
Tax breaks? I mean, fuck that.
646
00:51:07,835 --> 00:51:10,638
I, I know, but we got married
in a church. Okay? And I just...
647
00:51:10,772 --> 00:51:13,875
I keep hearing my mother's voice
play over and over in my head.
648
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:15,843
What if she knew
what I was doing?
649
00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:18,780
Another man, having sex
with him and...
650
00:51:20,582 --> 00:51:21,916
Your mother?
651
00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:24,852
Do not mention her weight.
652
00:51:24,986 --> 00:51:28,155
I, I won't. I, I...
653
00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:29,958
I just, I just, I keep
hearing her voice in my head
654
00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,893
and, and I feel guilty,
okay? I--
655
00:51:32,026 --> 00:51:34,062
Guilt, guilt would be if...
656
00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:36,764
...if you did something wrong
or you were harming someone,
657
00:51:36,898 --> 00:51:39,399
but we're all
consenting adults here.
658
00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:40,568
And...
659
00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:43,203
...I don't mind.
660
00:51:43,337 --> 00:51:45,039
You don't understand.
661
00:51:45,172 --> 00:51:46,641
Well, honey...
662
00:51:49,176 --> 00:51:51,345
What can I do to understand?
Explain this to me.
663
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:55,049
I mean, we both
want the same things.
664
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:59,087
And... it isn't a moral issue.
665
00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:01,188
What is it, then?
666
00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,423
It's sex.
667
00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:04,959
It's complex, it's...
668
00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:07,194
O-- One size doesn't fit all.
669
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,796
Just because one person...
670
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:11,899
...is into something,
as long as...
671
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,670
...children and animals
aren't involved...
672
00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:17,972
...and I mean, I mean,
no one gets hurt...
673
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,273
...what's the problem?
674
00:52:20,407 --> 00:52:21,542
How do you know?
675
00:52:22,110 --> 00:52:23,111
What?
676
00:52:25,546 --> 00:52:26,648
Nothing.
677
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:29,017
Never mind.
678
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,352
Was he good?
679
00:52:33,487 --> 00:52:35,723
Good?
680
00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:38,926
He was the best lover
I ever had.
681
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:41,629
I mean, I still love you, but...
682
00:52:44,231 --> 00:52:45,566
...he was, um...
683
00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:50,370
I'm getting overheated
just thinking about it.
I'm going to do some yoga.
684
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:56,343
I was getting so turned on...
685
00:52:57,912 --> 00:52:59,413
...listening at the door.
I mean, honey,
686
00:52:59,547 --> 00:53:01,415
he made you come so many times.
687
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,718
It was, uh...
688
00:53:05,086 --> 00:53:06,688
...exhilarating for me.
689
00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,356
I mean, when is a person happier
than when they're--
690
00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,592
When they're getting fucked,
I know.
691
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:13,460
Well, let me tell you.
692
00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:17,965
He fucked me so good, so hard...
693
00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,301
...I nearly lost myself.
694
00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:23,671
God, what happened?
695
00:53:24,337 --> 00:53:26,107
Tell me. I'm dying here.
696
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,274
Well...
697
00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:31,445
...he has a lot of experience,
let me tell you.
698
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,281
Oh, my God, I'm so turned on.
699
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:38,886
I, I haven't come yet. I...
700
00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:41,656
I was so close.
701
00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:45,159
I'm overheating.
702
00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,961
Oh, poor baby.
703
00:53:47,095 --> 00:53:48,563
You know what that means.
704
00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:50,397
-You need to come.
-Ow!
705
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,332
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Oh, no, it's okay.
706
00:53:52,466 --> 00:53:53,534
It's okay. All right.
707
00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:10,350
What the fuck is that?
708
00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,886
It's our broken doorbell
709
00:54:14,488 --> 00:54:15,857
Are we expecting someone?
710
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:28,603
Hi there.
711
00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:31,471
Hi, friend.
What can we do for you?
712
00:54:31,606 --> 00:54:32,974
I work for
your insurance company.
713
00:54:33,107 --> 00:54:34,642
I understand
you've had a break in here.
714
00:54:34,776 --> 00:54:36,911
I'm going to need
to assess the damages.
715
00:54:40,114 --> 00:54:41,182
Come in.
716
00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:52,827
I'm Nick. Nick Gates.
717
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,930
-You are?
-Vinny. Vinny Rigatoni.
718
00:54:56,063 --> 00:54:59,100
Ha-ha, don't laugh. I've been
getting ribbed my whole life.
719
00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,769
Vinny, are you al dente
or just a wet noodle?
720
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:04,906
You know
how cruel kids can be, huh?
721
00:55:05,673 --> 00:55:07,208
Come in, Mr. Rigatoni?
722
00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:10,178
-Can I get you something to eat?
-What, like pasta?
723
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:14,215
-You're funny, Vinny.
-Um...
724
00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:17,384
-Isn't he funny, honey?
-Um, thank you. Uh...
725
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:20,387
Do you mind if I examine
the damaged property?
726
00:55:20,453 --> 00:55:22,623
Oh. Well, it's nothing.
727
00:55:22,757 --> 00:55:25,960
Just some silverware
and, uh, some napkins.
728
00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:29,997
Some frozen chicken, beef.
A lot of beef.
729
00:55:30,131 --> 00:55:34,001
- A thief, a hungry thief.
He almost got this.
730
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:36,537
But my big, brave husband
saved the day.
731
00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:38,973
-Didn't you, honey?
-Oh, shucks, I'm, uh--
732
00:55:39,106 --> 00:55:41,142
Big brave hero,
that's what you are.
733
00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:42,877
And all mine.
734
00:55:43,878 --> 00:55:45,246
That's a Bosch.
735
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,682
It's amazing.
736
00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:52,920
Oh, but the--
I see blood on the rug.
737
00:55:53,054 --> 00:55:55,056
It's a nice rug, too.
738
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,424
What do you expect
the cost to be?
739
00:55:57,558 --> 00:55:59,760
I don't know. Uh, 10,000 maybe.
740
00:55:59,894 --> 00:56:01,494
Ten thousand?
741
00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:04,832
-New?
-That is new, yeah.
742
00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:08,703
-How long have you had it?
-Oh, a year or so.
743
00:56:08,836 --> 00:56:12,139
Oh. It's not
exactly new, then, is it?
744
00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:13,541
Unsullied.
745
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,442
Untarnished, you mean.
746
00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,879
The rug. Yeah.
747
00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:21,015
All right,
we could say it was new.
748
00:56:22,283 --> 00:56:24,451
Do you mind if I, uh,
look around a little?
749
00:56:24,552 --> 00:56:26,988
Oh, no. Please, go ahead.
750
00:56:27,121 --> 00:56:30,358
He took a few knives,
a lot of food.
751
00:56:31,259 --> 00:56:32,560
Must have been hungry.
752
00:56:33,194 --> 00:56:34,295
Poor guy.
753
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:35,763
How you know it was a guy?
754
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,565
I don't know. Just guessed.
755
00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:39,667
It was scary.
756
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,204
Hmm. Well, I guess
you can't be too--
757
00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:49,476
You can't be too careful
these days, can you?
758
00:56:50,177 --> 00:56:51,145
Honey...
759
00:56:52,313 --> 00:56:54,481
...I have to go upstairs,
will you, uh...
760
00:56:55,482 --> 00:56:57,118
...take care of Mr. Rigatoni?
761
00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:59,253
Vinny. Please.
762
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:01,722
Vinny.
763
00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:05,593
Could I have a word with you
for a minute?
764
00:57:19,307 --> 00:57:20,374
So what do you think?
765
00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:22,043
-About what?
-Vinny.
766
00:57:23,344 --> 00:57:26,147
He's not bad looking.
They say Italian men
make the best lovers.
767
00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:30,518
-What do you think I am?
-Would, would you keep
your voice down? Shh!
768
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:34,121
I'm just saying, in case things
get too crazy with Chip
769
00:57:34,255 --> 00:57:36,257
or they don't work out,
we have a backup plan.
770
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:37,525
A backup plan?
771
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,527
Nick, this has
really gone too far.
772
00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:40,861
Where is it going to end?
773
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,597
Just... flirt with him.
774
00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:45,132
I'll go upstairs...
775
00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:48,069
Just see.
776
00:57:48,202 --> 00:57:50,037
He's not really my type, but...
777
00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:51,806
I'll go upstairs.
778
00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:54,675
-My God, you are
really obsessed!
-I guess.
779
00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:57,712
But, man, am I turned on.
I've been turned on all day.
780
00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,220
Can I get you something
to drink, Mr. Rigatoni?
781
00:58:06,354 --> 00:58:08,189
Vinny. Vinny's fine.
782
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:10,024
Uh, no. Uh...
783
00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:15,329
-What do you got?
-I have Faith American.
784
00:58:15,463 --> 00:58:17,898
It's a type of beer
brewed upstate New York.
785
00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:22,236
Yeah, I, I, I love that stuff.
That's from that, uh,
786
00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:24,739
that famous actor.
What's his name? Uh...
787
00:58:24,872 --> 00:58:27,274
Kelsey Frasier! Right? Uh...
788
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:28,776
Kelsey...
789
00:58:29,577 --> 00:58:31,212
-Spelling.
-Grammer.
790
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:32,847
Kelsey Grammer.
791
00:58:33,581 --> 00:58:35,483
I knew it had
something to do with school.
792
00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:39,153
Your briefcase looks like
it's about to explode.
793
00:58:39,286 --> 00:58:42,590
Oh, uh, so am I. Uh...
794
00:58:42,656 --> 00:58:44,125
Mind if I sit first?
795
00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:48,195
Don't drink, uh, too fast or...
796
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:51,499
Drinking c--
797
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:53,467
Drinking cold beer
can give you a headache.
798
00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:00,608
Mm!
It's good beer.
799
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,843
You drink much beer, Mrs. Gates?
800
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:05,312
Laura. Please.
801
00:59:05,446 --> 00:59:08,015
And not too much. It bloats me.
802
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:09,683
I have to watch my figure.
803
00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:11,485
Watch it do what?
804
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:12,820
I do yoga.
805
00:59:15,524 --> 00:59:16,891
Lots of yoga.
806
00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:18,726
Wow, you're like freaking Gumby.
807
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,429
-Who?
-Oh, he's this
green rubber thing
808
00:59:21,629 --> 00:59:23,532
I used to play with
when I was a kid.
809
00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:27,234
I'm really flexible.
810
00:59:27,368 --> 00:59:30,337
Hey, Vinny! You guys okay?
811
00:59:30,471 --> 00:59:31,839
You want anything?
812
00:59:31,972 --> 00:59:34,041
I was just showing off
for our guest.
813
00:59:35,309 --> 00:59:37,311
-Hey, Vinny,
I got a joke for you.
-Yeah.
814
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:38,813
Miss Rogers.
815
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:43,651
"Today, class, we're going to
learn multiple syllable words.
816
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:48,422
Now, does anyone have an example
of a multiple syllable word?
817
00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:51,392
Sarah, go ahead.
818
00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:54,695
What's your example
of a multiple syllable word?"
819
00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:57,264
And Sarah says...
820
00:59:58,232 --> 00:59:59,667
..."Masturbate."
821
00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:01,969
And Miss Rogers says,
822
01:00:02,103 --> 01:00:05,039
"Wow, that's a mouthful."
823
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:08,510
And Sarah says, "No.
824
01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:13,147
You're thinking of blow job."
825
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,551
My husband, the joker.
826
01:00:16,684 --> 01:00:18,886
-I was just going. Uh...
-Oh.
827
01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:23,057
That's my lunch for later.
828
01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:26,694
So, yeah, I was, uh,
just leaving, Mr. Gates.
829
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:28,762
Nick. Please call me Nick.
830
01:00:28,896 --> 01:00:32,399
Okay. Here's my card.
My cell is on the back.
831
01:00:32,534 --> 01:00:34,768
In case you find
anything important missing--
832
01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:38,072
-Okay, Mr. Rigatoni.
-Vinny! Vinny!
833
01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,141
I thought we had
gotten past that point.
834
01:00:40,274 --> 01:00:41,942
You're pretty slick there,
Vinny.
835
01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:45,980
Do you like your pasta hard
or soft, Vinny?
836
01:00:46,113 --> 01:00:47,681
You'll have to excuse
my husband.
837
01:00:47,815 --> 01:00:49,316
He's a little...
838
01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:51,152
Yeah, I get that.
839
01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:53,220
But he's got a hot wife,
though, so...
840
01:00:53,354 --> 01:00:55,856
Flattery will get you
everywhere, Vinny.
841
01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,693
The two worst words
in the English language.
842
01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:01,395
-What?
-Goodbye.
843
01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:04,098
Is that two words?
844
01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:07,468
-I'll give you a call sometime.
-Goodbye.
845
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:20,447
Oh, my God,
846
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:22,551
I have to have you now!
847
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:24,351
Right here!
848
01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:27,254
Did he turn you on?
849
01:01:27,788 --> 01:01:30,559
Well, actually,
he was kind of cute.
850
01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:34,261
-Different from Chip,
though, Right?
-Different? Yeah.
851
01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:38,332
-Big cock?
-Mm, seven inches, I'd say.
852
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:42,036
-How can you tell?
-A girl just knows.
853
01:01:42,571 --> 01:01:43,605
But Chip...
854
01:01:44,506 --> 01:01:49,376
...he is the biggest bad boy.
855
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:52,780
Is Chip's cock that gorgeous?
856
01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:54,915
It's a work of art.
857
01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:58,419
What the fuck?
858
01:02:27,616 --> 01:02:29,651
-Oh, Jonathan!
-Laura.
859
01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:31,952
-Jonathan.
-Oh, Laura!
860
01:02:32,086 --> 01:02:35,155
Oh, Jonathan, it's been forever!
861
01:02:35,289 --> 01:02:38,826
What happened here last night?
I was so worried when I read
the report this morning.
862
01:02:39,561 --> 01:02:43,063
I don't want to alarm you,
but this is a well-fortified
lock and alarm system.
863
01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:46,000
But it appears
your house has been targeted.
864
01:02:46,967 --> 01:02:49,704
-But who would target us?
-I have no clue.
865
01:02:49,837 --> 01:02:51,872
But we will find them.
Don't you worry about that.
866
01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:54,441
I'm on top of this case
like a Canadian Mountie.
867
01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:57,712
You can count on that
as sure as I do my salutation
to the sun each morning.
868
01:02:57,845 --> 01:02:59,947
I do love you, JJ.
869
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,915
-Really?
-Really.
870
01:03:02,049 --> 01:03:03,851
How's your mom?
I have to get over to see her.
871
01:03:03,984 --> 01:03:05,886
I've just been...
872
01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:08,523
...really busy.
873
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:10,558
She's fine.
874
01:03:10,692 --> 01:03:11,892
Give her my love?
875
01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:13,927
She loves you guys.
876
01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:18,165
-Here. She made some cookies.
-Oh.
877
01:03:26,907 --> 01:03:28,108
JJ!
878
01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:30,512
You've got great timing.
879
01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,580
Nuts. Oh.
880
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,183
-I--
-Am I disrupting?
881
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,187
If you ever decide
882
01:03:40,321 --> 01:03:42,890
to come over
to my side of the fence...
883
01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:48,062
...let me know.
884
01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:51,165
Oh, JJ, I wish Nick were gay.
885
01:03:51,298 --> 01:03:53,635
He's got the sex drive
of a 25-year-old.
886
01:03:53,768 --> 01:03:57,471
Hey, I'd be gay.
I just couldn't handle
all the Judy Garland records.
887
01:03:57,605 --> 01:04:00,174
JJ.
888
01:04:01,075 --> 01:04:03,911
You are just...
889
01:04:04,746 --> 01:04:05,747
...not my type.
890
01:04:05,913 --> 01:04:07,582
I am into my wife.
891
01:04:08,215 --> 01:04:10,552
Ow! JJ!
892
01:04:10,685 --> 01:04:12,754
My fucking shoulder, you homo!
893
01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:15,923
Yeah.
894
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:17,491
Yeah.
895
01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:19,159
Yeah, yeah.
896
01:04:20,762 --> 01:04:21,696
No.
897
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:24,699
No. No, no.
898
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:27,334
Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there.
899
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:28,936
I got to go.
900
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,009
Anyways...
901
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:40,615
...that was the nicest
cock...
902
01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:42,216
except for yours,
903
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,452
that I have seen in a long time.
904
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:49,957
It was long and thick.
905
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,024
It had this...
906
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,427
...huge...
907
01:04:54,596 --> 01:04:55,663
...bend in it...
908
01:04:57,799 --> 01:04:59,233
...that while you think
you have him,
909
01:04:59,967 --> 01:05:01,368
all of him in,
910
01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:03,337
but then you do.
911
01:05:03,470 --> 01:05:05,840
So yummy.
912
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:08,008
He took down...
913
01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:10,277
...both my bra straps...
914
01:05:11,579 --> 01:05:12,680
...at the same time...
915
01:05:14,348 --> 01:05:19,052
...and gently starting sucking
on my nipples, kissing them.
916
01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:21,355
Uh-huh.
917
01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:24,659
God, you must have been so wet!
918
01:05:24,793 --> 01:05:25,827
Soaking.
919
01:05:26,861 --> 01:05:28,830
And then,
he started kissing my neck.
920
01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:33,701
Telling me how grateful he was
just to have me in his arms.
921
01:05:36,538 --> 01:05:38,172
God, my cock is
922
01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:40,775
hard as a baby's forearm.
923
01:05:43,477 --> 01:05:44,612
Fuck!
924
01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:55,723
Nicky.
925
01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:56,891
Come here.
926
01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:58,158
Give us a kiss.
927
01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:01,763
Frankie!
928
01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,263
Come on in.
929
01:06:03,397 --> 01:06:04,632
What can I get you?
930
01:06:12,874 --> 01:06:13,808
I, uh...
931
01:06:14,676 --> 01:06:17,044
...hope I'm not catching you
at a bad time.
932
01:06:18,045 --> 01:06:19,581
Uh, no.
933
01:06:20,214 --> 01:06:22,249
I mean, uh, not at all. Uh...
934
01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:26,253
Perfect timing, Frankie.
935
01:06:27,321 --> 01:06:28,255
Can I get you something?
936
01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:30,090
-You sure?
-Honey?
937
01:06:30,925 --> 01:06:33,293
Give me an anisette
and a coffee.
938
01:06:33,928 --> 01:06:35,229
Do yous mind?
939
01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:39,834
Coffee and cannolis.
940
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,671
Sure. Why not?
941
01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:46,473
Got to start watching
what I eat.
942
01:06:51,378 --> 01:06:52,246
Hey...
943
01:06:54,549 --> 01:06:55,683
...what's these?
944
01:06:59,921 --> 01:07:00,922
Not bad.
945
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:04,091
The fuck is with these cookies?
946
01:07:04,659 --> 01:07:05,527
They are...
947
01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,096
...monsters, one-eyed children.
948
01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,497
No legs on kids and shit.
949
01:07:10,632 --> 01:07:12,499
-What the fuck!
-Oh.
950
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:16,503
These were baked
by a friend of ours,
and she's not doing so well.
951
01:07:16,638 --> 01:07:18,606
She bakes these weird cookies.
952
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,809
-Any good?
-Delicious. Try one.
953
01:07:21,943 --> 01:07:24,779
Oh, no.
I don't need that stuff.
954
01:07:24,913 --> 01:07:28,616
Gotta stay thin. The, uh,
competition is stiff out there.
955
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,119
You get more beautiful
each time I see you.
956
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:33,955
You are beautiful.
957
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:36,189
Like a spring morning.
958
01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:37,559
Like a... Fucking what?
959
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:40,795
Like a fucking Sunday gravy
on macaroni.
960
01:07:40,929 --> 01:07:43,765
What you see in this clown,
I got no idea.
961
01:07:43,898 --> 01:07:46,834
- But one thing I know is
yous two love each other...
962
01:07:46,968 --> 01:07:48,770
...and are devoted
to one another.
963
01:07:48,903 --> 01:07:52,239
And that I respect. Salud.
964
01:07:55,409 --> 01:07:56,711
Gonna start watching what I eat.
965
01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:58,746
Doctor says too many, uh...
966
01:07:59,647 --> 01:08:01,683
...transglutenizers.
967
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:04,552
Triglycerides, Frankie.
968
01:08:04,686 --> 01:08:06,821
You have to take care
of your heart.
969
01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:08,756
So...
970
01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:11,693
...I understand
971
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:14,261
yous had a slight disturbance
here the other night.
972
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,296
Nothing I can't handle, Frankie.
973
01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:19,433
Hey, you're a freaking
architect, you ain't no soldier.
974
01:08:19,567 --> 01:08:21,603
But I, I was a soldier.
975
01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:25,305
Hey, you ain't no pair of
wet socks. I ain't saying that.
976
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:30,377
What I am saying is,
someone messes with my cousin,
they mess with me.
977
01:08:30,511 --> 01:08:34,348
And nobody fucks
with Frankie the Razor
and lives to tell the story.
978
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,351
He fucking stabbed you. Damn.
979
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,887
Threw a knife I heard.
980
01:08:40,021 --> 01:08:43,725
I was so scared, Uncle Frankie.
I thought Nick was hurt.
981
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,360
He threw a butcher knife
across the room.
982
01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:48,195
Up to the stairway landing.
983
01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,197
Must be good with a knife.
984
01:08:51,899 --> 01:08:53,001
Very good.
985
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,435
I miss stabbings.
986
01:08:56,037 --> 01:08:57,505
Now everything is different.
987
01:08:57,639 --> 01:09:00,541
Guns, bombs, long guns.
988
01:09:00,675 --> 01:09:02,309
Where is the good old days?
989
01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:06,313
I must be getting old.
And, damn, the real old days
used to be
990
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:09,917
you just broke a guy's knees
and laugh about it
at the bar after, you know?
991
01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:12,720
Now, different.
992
01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:14,287
Everything is changing.
993
01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:17,424
Texting this,
email that, Zoom my penis.
994
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:22,964
I can't keep up. Life, me, I can
barely even jerk off anymore.
995
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:25,033
Oh. Excuse me, Laura.
996
01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:28,002
Don't yous worry about nothing.
997
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:31,839
Uncle Frankie will
take care of everything.
998
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:36,744
The secret to life, Frankie,
is find a good woman
and settle down.
999
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,815
I miss my dear,
sainted wife, Nicky.
1000
01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,450
Every day, I think on her,
1001
01:09:44,251 --> 01:09:45,452
I pray for her soul.
1002
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:49,322
I got to go.
1003
01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:56,998
I got people to do
and stuff to see.
1004
01:09:57,131 --> 01:10:00,535
You got this?
We got people to take care
of this kind of thing.
1005
01:10:01,102 --> 01:10:03,503
I got it, Frankie. Thanks. Oh!
1006
01:10:04,271 --> 01:10:05,205
Fuck!
1007
01:10:30,031 --> 01:10:32,365
Bad news. Uh...
1008
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:36,070
Your friend, Chip,
who I've been watching
by the way for days,
1009
01:10:36,204 --> 01:10:37,939
I gave him a speeding ticket
for going way too fast
1010
01:10:38,072 --> 01:10:39,107
on the highway
the other morning.
1011
01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:40,575
JJ, get to the point!
1012
01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,710
You guys might want to sit down.
1013
01:10:44,512 --> 01:10:45,780
I found out some things.
1014
01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:48,049
Uh, our friend, Chip...
1015
01:10:48,950 --> 01:10:51,819
You're not going to like it!
1016
01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:55,523
-Did he murder somebody?
-No. He stole
a motorcycle, though.
1017
01:10:55,656 --> 01:10:58,593
Just jumped on and took off
and didn't give a damn.
1018
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,928
See, it's like this.
When investigating a break-in,
1019
01:11:01,062 --> 01:11:03,664
you have to check all
the criminal priors in the area.
1020
01:11:03,798 --> 01:11:06,868
Then you start looking at
who might be in the neighborhood
at the time of said incident.
1021
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:09,203
-Then you narrow down
your suspect.
-I know.
1022
01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:10,938
I know all of this.
1023
01:11:11,471 --> 01:11:13,641
But what does this
have to do with us, JJ?
1024
01:11:14,609 --> 01:11:16,343
Chip is our prime suspect.
1025
01:11:25,253 --> 01:11:27,021
JJ, you got to, you got to...
1026
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,023
...really...
1027
01:11:31,192 --> 01:11:32,560
...listen to me, okay?
1028
01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:34,929
Yes, sir.
1029
01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:38,365
I mean, you're not stupid...
1030
01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:42,036
...but you're not
the sharpest knife
in the drawer, either.
1031
01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:45,606
I mean, let's just say
that you are a, uh...
1032
01:11:46,574 --> 01:11:49,510
...a few French fries short
of a Big Mac, shall we?
1033
01:11:49,644 --> 01:11:51,579
My IQ is 180.
1034
01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:54,849
You look like a yoga instructor,
not a cop.
1035
01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,189
Look, JJ.
1036
01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,524
This perp came after me. Okay?
1037
01:12:04,692 --> 01:12:07,295
-I'll get him.
-It's my job, and it's the law.
1038
01:12:07,427 --> 01:12:10,665
Fuck the law and fuck you,
JJ, you little...
1039
01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:14,035
Never mind.
1040
01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:18,172
Change, Nick!
1041
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,877
Change now.
1042
01:12:23,711 --> 01:12:26,514
Remember the power of now.
1043
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,286
Where are you? Here.
1044
01:12:32,419 --> 01:12:34,188
When? Now!
1045
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,994
The third noble truth
of Buddha is...
1046
01:12:42,930 --> 01:12:44,464
...letting go!
1047
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,270
Mm!
1048
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:51,138
Let it go.
1049
01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:01,515
Hey, Chip.
1050
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:03,751
A bull, huh?
1051
01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:06,120
Come to tear up
that speeding ticket?
1052
01:13:06,254 --> 01:13:09,357
Nope, once it's written, it's...
1053
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:14,161
I forgot something.
1054
01:13:14,295 --> 01:13:15,363
I'll be right back.
1055
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:24,005
All right, here we are.
This guy will know.
1056
01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:25,907
This guy...
1057
01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:42,657
Excuse me. Do you know how to
get to the New Jersey Turnpike?
1058
01:13:42,790 --> 01:13:46,060
I'm lost, and my phone...
The reception up here sucks.
1059
01:13:46,193 --> 01:13:48,696
Is this town
really called Hopacock?
1060
01:13:48,829 --> 01:13:50,097
Yep.
1061
01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:51,532
Come with us.
1062
01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,737
Nah, I got people.
1063
01:13:57,338 --> 01:13:58,205
Next time.
1064
01:13:58,839 --> 01:13:59,941
Here, take my digits.
1065
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:01,509
Here.
1066
01:14:07,615 --> 01:14:09,083
You've got nice tits.
1067
01:14:09,717 --> 01:14:12,586
We play our cards right and
maybe you'll get to see them.
1068
01:14:13,521 --> 01:14:14,722
Ping me. Okay?
1069
01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:23,998
See you later.
1070
01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:27,234
Maybe.
1071
01:14:41,115 --> 01:14:43,184
Chip, can I have a word, please?
1072
01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:45,553
Downstairs. Alone.
1073
01:14:46,187 --> 01:14:47,188
Please?
1074
01:14:55,396 --> 01:14:56,998
Where were you Wednesday last?
1075
01:14:58,866 --> 01:15:00,334
Wednesday last.
1076
01:15:00,468 --> 01:15:02,470
What the fuck. Uh...
1077
01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:05,439
Probably on my bike.
1078
01:15:05,573 --> 01:15:08,009
-It's my life, J.
-I'm happy for you.
1079
01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:09,577
Where were you?
1080
01:15:10,478 --> 01:15:12,713
Oh, you mean, like, exactly?
1081
01:15:13,781 --> 01:15:16,250
Longitude and latitude?
1082
01:15:16,751 --> 01:15:22,189
Where in space and time,
if it exists, was fucking I?
1083
01:15:23,224 --> 01:15:25,926
Uh, you know, let me see. I...
1084
01:15:27,661 --> 01:15:30,297
-Hey, JJ, can you...
-What?
1085
01:15:31,032 --> 01:15:32,133
Scratch my back?
1086
01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:34,835
Well...
1087
01:15:35,870 --> 01:15:39,206
...officially I am on duty,
but...
1088
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:42,043
-...sure, why not?
-Mm.
1089
01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:48,382
Harder, please. You know?
Really dig your nails in there.
1090
01:15:48,517 --> 01:15:49,617
Is that hard enough?
1091
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:50,818
Oh, it's never hard enough.
1092
01:15:50,951 --> 01:15:51,919
Where were you?
1093
01:15:53,054 --> 01:15:55,623
-When?
-Don't play with me, pal.
Last Wednesday.
1094
01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,826
-Here.
-When did you leave?
1095
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,196
I don't know,
like, uh, 6:00 or something.
1096
01:16:02,329 --> 01:16:05,433
Laura did this 180,
and then, Nick says,
"You got to go," so I go.
1097
01:16:05,633 --> 01:16:07,868
Why did Laura ask you leave
when she invited you over?
1098
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,137
Did you do or say anything
to offend?
1099
01:16:11,272 --> 01:16:14,642
You see, every day
the sun goes down,
1100
01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,745
you realize that you know
less and less about women.
1101
01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:21,182
Not that you would...
1102
01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:24,685
Never mind.
1103
01:16:24,819 --> 01:16:26,320
Where were you, Mr. Walker?
1104
01:16:26,454 --> 01:16:29,723
Don't you ever
fucking call me that.
1105
01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:31,926
-What?
-Mr. Walker.
1106
01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:34,728
Charles Walker or Chuck.
1107
01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:36,764
Fuck you, faggot!
1108
01:16:36,897 --> 01:16:38,799
Don't ever call me that.
1109
01:16:39,934 --> 01:16:41,802
What? Faggot?
1110
01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,237
Yes!
1111
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,941
Okay, faggot.
1112
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:49,910
I hate that word.
1113
01:16:50,044 --> 01:16:51,278
Yeah?
1114
01:16:55,182 --> 01:16:58,352
That guy does not
even exist to me anymore.
1115
01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:01,556
Mr. Fucking Charles Walker.
1116
01:17:02,189 --> 01:17:03,257
Now get off of my ass!
1117
01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,426
-I'm not on it.
-Keep it that way.
1118
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,696
Anybody pitches here, it's me.
You are the catcher, you see?
1119
01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,866
You got me?
1120
01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:13,000
I see.
1121
01:17:14,101 --> 01:17:16,437
-Don't leave town
unless I know about it.
-Fuck off.
1122
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:21,375
Come near me
and I will split your skull.
1123
01:17:40,127 --> 01:17:41,328
Ah.
1124
01:17:41,462 --> 01:17:43,731
Oh, man!
1125
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:47,468
You guys are starting
to feel like a family.
1126
01:17:49,638 --> 01:17:52,574
Look who it is.
Little girl in a man's body.
1127
01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:54,842
-Oh, come on, Chip.
-Listen, you're in trouble,
Chip.
1128
01:17:54,975 --> 01:17:57,546
-About what?
-The break-in, the assault.
1129
01:17:58,547 --> 01:18:01,382
-Is that so?
-Charles Walker, you have
the right to remain silent.
1130
01:18:01,516 --> 01:18:04,051
Anything--
1131
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:05,252
I fucking warned you!
1132
01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,589
Chip! Calm down, man!
1133
01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:10,625
-God!
-A motorcycle was parked
in the cemetery.
1134
01:18:10,758 --> 01:18:13,160
You were seen by eyewitnesses
fleeing from this house
that night.
1135
01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:20,100
You're assaulting
an officer of the law.
You can get ten years for this.
1136
01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:23,771
-I hate people!
-Chip!
1137
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,574
-Don't hurt him!
-Calm down, son!
1138
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:27,441
Go fuck yourself, Nick.
1139
01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:29,777
You are not my father.
1140
01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:31,312
And I am not your son.
1141
01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:35,983
I don't have a father.
And if I did, I would kill
that fucking asshole
1142
01:18:36,116 --> 01:18:38,986
for bringing me into this world
that I never asked to be
brought into.
1143
01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,456
If I saw that fucker,
I would smash his face
1144
01:18:42,591 --> 01:18:44,491
into a parking meter
till it was pulp.
1145
01:18:48,195 --> 01:18:49,797
You used me, man.
1146
01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:54,001
You and your wife sucked me
into this sick fantasy.
1147
01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:55,537
You fucking pervert!
1148
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:59,240
So do not give me
that dad bullshit!
1149
01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:07,047
All my fucking life!
1150
01:19:07,716 --> 01:19:08,717
God!
1151
01:19:33,575 --> 01:19:34,509
Hey, kid.
1152
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:37,144
Come here.
1153
01:19:38,245 --> 01:19:39,346
What you doing?
1154
01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:41,849
Do what I tell you.
1155
01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:42,983
Come here.
1156
01:19:45,553 --> 01:19:46,521
The gun.
1157
01:19:47,388 --> 01:19:48,422
Give it here.
1158
01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:51,892
You don't want no trouble now.
1159
01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:55,195
Don't make me take it from you.
1160
01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:58,767
Good looking kid like you...
1161
01:19:59,701 --> 01:20:02,069
...you got your whole
fucking life ahead of you.
1162
01:20:03,971 --> 01:20:06,608
I know you took this place
the other night, kid.
1163
01:20:09,310 --> 01:20:10,177
You did?
1164
01:20:10,311 --> 01:20:11,780
I know it, too, son.
1165
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:09,036
Do you know what happens to most
kids that don't get adopted?
1166
01:21:11,939 --> 01:21:14,509
Ninety percent of us
end up in prison.
1167
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,415
- I was raped in juvie.
- Oh.
1168
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,754
I was used. Just used.
1169
01:21:31,626 --> 01:21:33,994
Why am I so fucked up?
1170
01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:41,969
- Why am I so fucked up?
- No.
1171
01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,038
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1172
01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:48,375
- Hey...
- We're all fucked up, kid.
1173
01:21:48,510 --> 01:21:50,277
Oh. Oh, it's okay,
it's all right,
1174
01:21:50,411 --> 01:21:53,380
It's, it's okay.
1175
01:21:54,582 --> 01:21:55,784
It's okay.
1176
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,990
-I apologize, Nick.
-Mm. Mm.
1177
01:22:03,991 --> 01:22:06,360
You and Laura have been
nothing but good to me.
1178
01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:10,598
And JJ, I...
1179
01:22:11,999 --> 01:22:13,434
I'm sorry, JJ.
1180
01:22:15,202 --> 01:22:16,370
I'm sorry, I...
1181
01:22:17,605 --> 01:22:19,239
I got a short fuse.
1182
01:22:21,241 --> 01:22:23,678
Oh.
1183
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,118
Chip.
1184
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:33,220
Come with me.
1185
01:23:04,752 --> 01:23:05,753
Mm.
1186
01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:10,625
Mm.
1187
01:23:17,498 --> 01:23:18,933
You ever hear of bonobos?
1188
01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,102
They're primates.
1189
01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:23,771
Not...
1190
01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:26,373
Chimps are monkeys,
not gorillas,
1191
01:23:26,508 --> 01:23:27,842
but something else. They...
1192
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,211
They actually look human,
and they're called bonobos.
1193
01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:34,081
They're short in stature,
1194
01:23:34,181 --> 01:23:36,183
but they're black hair...
1195
01:23:36,851 --> 01:23:39,353
It's parted in the middle,
strangely, and...
1196
01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:40,922
And you know what, JJ?
1197
01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:44,091
-No violence of any kind.
-Mm.
1198
01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:46,661
And, and it's
a matriarchal society.
1199
01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:50,932
I mean, certain,
certain chimps could devour you
1200
01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:54,669
and monkeys eat one another.
1201
01:23:54,802 --> 01:23:56,538
I mean, like us.
1202
01:23:56,671 --> 01:23:58,506
But not bonobos.
1203
01:23:59,507 --> 01:24:00,575
And you know why?
1204
01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:04,211
-Why there's no friction?
-Why?
1205
01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:06,446
They fuck, JJ.
1206
01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:12,119
I mean, they fuck and suck
and lick and kiss and...
1207
01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:15,455
And I'm talking twosomes,
foursomes, threesomes.
1208
01:24:15,590 --> 01:24:18,726
I mean, the fucking,
sucking, licking and kissing
1209
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:21,428
that goes on
with these groups of bonobos...
1210
01:24:21,563 --> 01:24:22,897
Because they're fucking all day?
1211
01:24:23,565 --> 01:24:27,134
-Exactly.
-What else do they do
besides that?
1212
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,236
I mean, are they...
1213
01:24:29,369 --> 01:24:32,406
- Oh, I mean, do they...
- Gay?
1214
01:24:32,974 --> 01:24:34,141
Of course.
1215
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:37,645
They don't give a fuck, JJ.
They don't have boundaries.
1216
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:39,714
Fuck, suck, lick, kiss.
1217
01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:43,350
Come, and keep coming.
I mean, that's it.
1218
01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:45,520
The meaning of life.
1219
01:24:47,154 --> 01:24:48,022
Ah.
1220
01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:53,728
Mm.
1221
01:24:55,329 --> 01:24:58,198
98.9%...
1222
01:24:58,332 --> 01:24:59,433
...of our DNA.
1223
01:25:00,568 --> 01:25:01,903
They're just like us.
1224
01:27:24,712 --> 01:27:25,646
Laura, I...
1225
01:27:26,614 --> 01:27:27,882
...love your soul.
1226
01:27:30,752 --> 01:27:33,688
You have freed me from myself.
1227
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:40,360
I love you, Laura.
1228
01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:46,399
I love you, too, Chip.
1229
01:28:11,058 --> 01:28:14,095
What the fuck
were you thinking?
1230
01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:20,367
You picked him.
1231
01:28:33,181 --> 01:28:35,382
Oh, yeah.
1232
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:41,122
You fucked up!
You, you fucking moron!
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