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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:47,272 So I'll em... Look, I'll... I'll see you around, Gary. 2 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,440 I'll call you later. 3 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,709 What? No, Gary. Sorry,... 4 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,277 ...look er,... 5 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,746 ...that's very sweet, but er, I'm not really. 6 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:59,184 Things are just complicated at the moment with me and Karl. 7 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,519 So I'll call you then. 8 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,254 No, don't. Don't call me. 9 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,355 Call you. 10 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,791 Look, I just said don't call me. Okay. 11 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:06,925 Today? 12 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,394 I'm not calling you today. I'm busy. 13 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,819 What.. what do you mean, you're- you'rebusy? 14 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,243 What, you'retoo busy to make a call? 15 00:02:14,244 --> 00:02:16,667 Look, things are just a bit complicated at the moment. 16 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,937 Me and Jan. I'll try and text you. 17 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,839 Wh..What do you mean? Text? What s.. 18 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,575 No, hang on. No. Look,... 19 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,178 ...it's me that doesn t want you. Okay? 20 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,314 Yeah, yeah. Alright then. Later. 21 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,417 So I'll call you! 22 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,467 (phone ringing) 23 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:26,605 Hi, it's Karl, not in, so leave a massage, then a message. 24 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,308 Seriously though, just leave a message... 25 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,076 ...and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 26 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,844 Unless it's the weekend, because I might be away. 27 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:33,679 Laters. 28 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,115 (BEEP) 29 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,550 Oh, er, hi, Karl, it's... it's Donna. 30 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,953 Er, I... I was just phoning 'cause er.. 31 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:44,523 Like the message, bit whacky, bit cheerful. It's good. 32 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:47,926 Er, just phoning to bit zany... 33 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,346 ...see if you're er... 34 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:51,997 Well, check that you're still depressed. 35 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,966 I'mean, I... I hope you're not. I'mean, I.. 36 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:56,001 I don't want you to be. So er... 37 00:03:56,003 --> 00:04:00,272 Anyway, just er, just give me a call. 38 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,908 And get rid of the message, it makes you sound gay! 39 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,981 Piss off. 40 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,882 So? 41 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,918 - What? - How was it? 42 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,554 - How was what? - Last night. 43 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,023 Worst sex of my entire life. 44 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,858 I've had more fun putting me knickers on. 45 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,082 A man with a cock that size... 46 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,305 should at least have the decency not to 47 00:04:22,306 --> 00:04:23,528 ...fart when he comes. 48 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,563 Oh, Karen. 49 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:27,766 I said, "And you can stop trying to joke your way out of it,... 50 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,268 ...that is tiny. 51 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,802 That is insulting. 52 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,639 That is pointless, meatless, and, quite frankly,... 53 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,374 ...it's making me feel queasy. 54 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:37,927 So you didn't then? 55 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:39,578 Yeah, I did, but out of pity. 56 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,813 And don't look at me like that. 57 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,615 You should be grateful. 58 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,852 When are you going to get the electricity back on? 59 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,643 I thought you were getting money off Mark. 60 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:50,333 Can't you pay for the electricity with that? 61 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,023 I tell you what, Donna, why don't I just set light to it? 62 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:53,976 I want electricity. 63 00:04:53,977 --> 00:04:55,927 It's so depressing being 30 and not being able to... 64 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,896 ...watch telly. 65 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,966 Donna, you're starving and freezing,... 66 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,434 ...and you've only got a tenner,... 67 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,468 ...what do you do? 68 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,003 Buy food or electricity? 69 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,539 - Food! - Wrong. You buy booze. 70 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,974 I'm throwing you a party. 71 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,909 I've hired the function room at the Marquis. 72 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,646 Oh, Jesus, I dunno if I wanna go to the Marquis tonight. 73 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,815 KAREN: Why? - Because she shagged the barman last night. 74 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,650 - No, no, I didn't-- - The deaf one? 75 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,019 He's not deaf. He's got... He's got partial hearing. 76 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,455 He's got partial hygiene, Donna. Christ! 77 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,524 Look, I just dunno if I want to spend my birthday... 78 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,826 ...watching Sky Sport with men trying to sell me Bush meat. 79 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:28,994 Is that okay? 80 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,898 Who's that? 81 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,499 Don't talk to him. 82 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,891 So you know what you're doing then? 83 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,342 Yeah. I'm adopting Donna an animal... 84 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,143 ...from an endangered species. 85 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,946 I'm going to use the internet. What do you think she'd like? 86 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,884 I dunno. Something cute and disappearing, like an elephant. 87 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,152 Aren' t they a bit big? 88 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,955 Jesus, just make sure there's a picture. 89 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,658 Get something with a name like Kunte Kinte or Mombosy,... 90 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,893 ...and a little message from it saying, "Thanks, Donna,... 91 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,096 ...you really saved my bacon." Okay? 92 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,845 Do you know something, you're right. 93 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,747 There are a lot of single dads here. 94 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,982 Single? That's Thursday. 95 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,551 This is mum's Saturday morning lie in. 96 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,120 What, they're married? 97 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:29,855 - Yeah. - Karen! 98 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,490 Well, I'm just borrowing 'em. 99 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,125 But it's not right. 100 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,094 You're single now, Donna. 101 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,662 They're only off limits if they're family or under 14. 102 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,248 14! 103 00:06:40,249 --> 00:06:41,832 It's not paedophilia if you're a woman. 104 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,211 Sorry, do I know you? I do, don't I? 105 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:56,448 - Yeah, you do. I'm...-- - Yeah. God, I do. Hang on a minute. 106 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,817 Do you go to Manhattan's? 107 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,185 - Well, I have, I've been there, yeah. - Yeah, oh, my god. 108 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,821 - Didn't we snog on the dance floor?-- - I think... 109 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,589 Oh, Christ, we did, didn't we? 110 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,691 Did we? Oh, we did. 111 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,693 I remember now. 112 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:12,497 Oh, my god. Was I er..giving you a bit of palm? 113 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,534 Oh, my god, I've just remembered the cab on the way home. 114 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,758 Didn't you fling a bit out... 115 00:07:16,759 --> 00:07:17,981 ...- over my...-- - I think actually you re... 116 00:07:17,982 --> 00:07:19,204 ...thinking of someone else. 117 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,672 I'm Josh's father. 118 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,041 You teach him. 119 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,510 At school. 120 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,750 Oh, hello. How are you? 121 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,819 Fine, yeah. 122 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,723 Doing anything after this? 123 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,127 Taking Josh out. Say hello, Josh. 124 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,695 Hi, Miss. 125 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,031 Hello, Josh. 126 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,933 Nice...lolly. 127 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,002 Well... 128 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,540 They've got a special on avocados. 129 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,708 Really? 130 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,843 Yeah. 131 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,211 Two for the price of one. 132 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,279 Cheap. 133 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,524 Oh, here. 134 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,093 Oh, thank you. Oh, sorry. 135 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,829 No problem. I just thought you needed a hand. 136 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,898 I did. Thank you for your hand. 137 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,133 You're welcome. Having a party? 138 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,869 No, I'm just an alcoholic. 139 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,606 That's a joke. Sorry, I'm not. 140 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,842 Yes, we am, are, a party, er, tonight,... 141 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,144 ...at...at er, the Marquis on Tudor Road,... 142 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,813 ...I think it's 29 Tudor Road. 143 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,314 It's quite easy to find actually,... 144 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,316 ...it's page 56 in the A to Z. 145 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,686 It's grid reference, 4G or something. 146 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,921 I'm Danny. 147 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,956 Hi, I'm...I'm Donna. 148 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,593 So, having a party, that's cool. 149 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,895 Yeah, cool. 150 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:53,698 Well, I love parties, so er, what s the occasion? 151 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,068 - It's mine. Birthday. My birthday. - Oh, great. 152 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,537 So how old are you? 153 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,805 - Just 30. - Okay. 154 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,547 - Let's get out of here. - Can we? 155 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,837 Hi. 156 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,041 What are you looking for? 157 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,376 Sexy lesbians. 158 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,178 Wow! 159 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,148 Oh, teen bitches, maybe. 160 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,718 Barely legal sluts. Whatever. 161 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,188 Ooh, good luck. 162 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,196 Karl sounded good. 163 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,998 You called Karl? Why? 164 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,150 Just because you dump someone the day before your wedding... 165 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:04,301 ...doesn t mean you stop caring about them. 166 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,403 Don't invite him to the party. 167 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,027 I'm not inviting him to the party. - Donna, don't... 168 00:10:07,028 --> 00:10:08,650 ...- invite him to the party-- - I'm not inviting him... 169 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,273 ...to the party! 170 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,144 I'might go and see him. 171 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,412 Don't go and see him! 172 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,947 Just see how he is. 173 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,215 Ex is how he is. 174 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,917 You're like a two year old playing with your own faeces. 175 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,618 Just 'cause it tastes good, Donna,... 176 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:22,319 ...it doesn't mean to say it's right. 177 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,172 I'm not getting off on it, Karen. 178 00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:26,023 I just think a man who's tried to kill himself should... 179 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,892 ...at least be sounding a bit'sad. 180 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,762 It's not in here. I'm gonna kill Mark. 181 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,098 Why was he giving you money anyway? 182 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,134 He wasn't giving it to me. I sold him something. 183 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,802 - What? - My computer. 184 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,304 You haven't got a computer. 185 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,107 Alright! One of the school s computers. 186 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,742 What? Why? 187 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,344 I need the cash. 188 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,945 They don't pay teachers very much, Donna,... 189 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,847 ...in case you ve been living under a rock. 190 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,215 We are virtually paupers. 191 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,717 You take a taxi to the off licence, Karen. 192 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,786 Isn t the school going to miss a computer? 193 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:58,256 No. They've got loads of em. Nearly five. 194 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,858 Mark? 195 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,861 Hello. Who's this? 196 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,063 Where s Mark? 197 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,066 I'm his PA. 198 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,935 No, the other one. 199 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,405 What? 200 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,376 Oh. Oh, my god. 201 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:19,844 How did that...? 202 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,781 A heart attack? Really. 203 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,883 When? When did..? 204 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:26,985 Yesterday. 205 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,953 Jesus. 206 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:33,258 Well, do you have anyone with you, family or...? 207 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:36,895 Look,... 208 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,428 ...you don't happen to know whether he got... 209 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,030 ...to the bank yesterday? 210 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,300 Hello? Hello? 211 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:11,296 I just can't believe it. I'mean, I really can't believe it. 212 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:14,232 I know. I felt like that when I split with Karl, like... 213 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,767 ...like he d died. 214 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,506 Mark did actually die, Donna. He's dead. Karl's alive. 215 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,778 Yes. So do you think He's over me then? 216 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,047 Isn t that what you want? 217 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,982 Oh, yeah, of course, but... 218 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,250 ...does he have to be so happy? I'mean... 219 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,085 ...I want him to be happy, but... 220 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,054 ...just not so happy about being happy. 221 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,355 This is breakdown stuff. 222 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,057 For you or him? 223 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,324 Er, do you think you might actually,... 224 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,060 ...you know, order something? 225 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,863 My lover has just died, Richard. 226 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,331 Wow. Sorry. 227 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,266 So can I have a free sandwich? 228 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,467 Oh, can I have a free sandwich as well? 229 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,102 Time. A little bit... 230 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,538 What s Bukkake? 231 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,307 Bukkake, it's er... it's a genre of... 232 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,543 ...porn involving 20, 30 men... 233 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,512 ...masturbating on to a woman s face. 234 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:03,181 Two free sandwiches coming up. 235 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,585 God, who died? 236 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,220 Mark. 237 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,855 Oh, no, that's terrible. 238 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,358 Which one's Mark? 239 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,793 He's the married one. 240 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,194 Oh, no, that's terrible. 241 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,098 How do you spell it? 242 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,366 B-U-K-K-A-K-E. 243 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:29,007 If you need anything, I'll be on the computer. 244 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,112 I can't believe he's dead. 245 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,247 He's not dead, Karen, He's just acting... 246 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,849 Oh, you mean Mark? 247 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,018 Yes. 248 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,920 He's dead. 249 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,557 LOUISE: A-K-E. 250 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,359 Oh, no. 251 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,296 Oh, no, oh, that's..that's.. Oh! 252 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,901 Oh, I wonder if there's any more. 253 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,937 (bell rings) 254 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,311 Oh, shi...Hello. 255 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,413 What do you want? 256 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,948 I was just in the area,... 257 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,583 ...and thought I d pop in -- - Pop in! 258 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,952 ...see if he s.. Is Karl..? 259 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,187 Don't talk about my son, Donna. 260 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,555 You'restill angry with me, Aren' t you? 261 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,258 Angry? 262 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,459 Because you dumped my son the day before his wedding? 263 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:27,432 No, Donna, but I am wondering where I'might wear my £500 suit. 264 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,000 Any ideas? 265 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,535 Ascot? 266 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,070 Go away. 267 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,604 I'm just... I'm just worried about Karl. 268 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,974 Oh, now you're worried about Karl. 269 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,675 - He just seems a bit..-- - Better? 270 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,978 Weird. Better but...but weird. 271 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,412 Do you know where he is? 272 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,259 Playing squash. 273 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,105 - What? - At the gym. 274 00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,951 At the gym? But two weeks ago he couldn t get out of bed. 275 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,954 Well, he can now. He's found someone else. 276 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,322 What, already? 277 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,591 Someone who loves him for what he is. 278 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,326 Is it a woman? 279 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,095 Karl wants you out of his life. 280 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,181 Yeah, but not really... 281 00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:01,266 ...- out of his life...-- - Yes, really out of his life. 282 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,467 But how are we going to be..friends? 283 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,179 So getting fit? 284 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,447 Yeah. 285 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,714 It's weird seeing you sweat when you're not eating a kebab. 286 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,686 Yeah, well, I thought I'd join. I'mean,... 287 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,894 ...it's just round the corner. If you get a year's... 288 00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:24,101 ...- membership you get to do... -- - Are you going to kill... 289 00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:25,308 ...yourself again, Karl? 290 00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:26,515 I'm just getting a bit fitter. 291 00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:27,722 Oh, for god s sake! 292 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,062 - What? - It's a nervous breakdown, Karl. 293 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,530 It's not a nervous breakdown. 294 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,399 Two weeks ago you tried to kill yourself. 295 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,134 - Yeah, thank you, Donna...-- - You started a fight... 296 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,236 ...- with that tramp-- - Yes, thank you, Donna. 297 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,337 That was then. Yeah, alright, I went through a bad time. 298 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,206 I think it was shock or something. 299 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,375 But I'm moving on now. 300 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,345 Don't be so naïve. You're not moving on, you re... 301 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,547 I am. 302 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,748 No, you're not, Karl. 303 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,949 - I am, Donna. - You're not. 304 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,216 - I am, Donna. - You're not. 305 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,985 - No, I am. - No, you're not. 306 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,586 - I am! - Karl, you're not. You're not. 307 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,121 You're not moving on. 308 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,095 Oh. 309 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,106 Oh, Mark. 310 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,381 Oh. 311 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,622 Oh. That's not Mark. 312 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,692 Who's that? 313 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,599 Who's that? 314 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,374 God, they're so friendly! 315 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,376 Look, I think it's better if we don't see each other. 316 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,643 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 317 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,611 You don't Karl, you don't. 318 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,265 Yes, I do, Donna. 319 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,349 Well, for how long? I mean, do.. you just need some time. 320 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,252 Donna, I don't know if I wanna see you again, at all. 321 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,787 Oh. 322 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,256 Well, it is something I ve done? 323 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,941 KAREN: I'mean, apart from... 324 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,625 ...- the breakdown...-- - It wasn't a breakdown. 325 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,095 Look, I'm - I'm just getting on with things. 326 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,697 I'm getting on with things as well. 327 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,098 - I've met someone. - Me too. 328 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,466 I like her. She likes me. 329 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,402 I like him. Well, he likes me more. 330 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,070 This isn't easy, Donna, but I ve moved... 331 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,071 ...- on, and I think...-- - We're getting married. 332 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,073 - What? - Yeah. Married. 333 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,643 His name s Danny and... 334 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,513 - When? - Now. Pretty soon. Soon. 335 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,281 You'regetting married? 336 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:34,819 Yeah. I just... I feel so happy that I... 337 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,687 ...I'm all mental and stupid. 338 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,689 You know, people are worried about me. 339 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,527 Hey, why...why don't you come to the party because, you know,... 340 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,362 ...now that we're both moving on, it'd be brilliant. 341 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,264 Bring thingy with you. 342 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,301 Oh, my god, isn't this fantastic? 343 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,270 I'm so happy for us. 344 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,475 (CHILDREN YELLING) 345 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,309 You'rea creepy little shit, Aren't ya? 346 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,813 Where'd you get that computer? 347 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,615 My dad give it to me. 348 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,251 - Is your dad the dead one? - Yeah. 349 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,285 What s your name? 350 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,587 Jason. 351 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,591 Jason, what if I were to tell you that... 352 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,259 ...I was your dad s lover and that.. 353 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,228 ...that was really my computer? 354 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,262 I dunno. 355 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,463 Look, Jason... 356 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,232 Alright, Jase? 357 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,935 He's taken it so hard. 358 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,357 And you are? 359 00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:04,774 Lee. Mark's oldest. 360 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:09,147 Oh! Handsome. Here, have a drink. 361 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,448 - No, thanks, I don't usually...-- - Go on,... 362 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,916 ...dad's dead, he won't mind. 363 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,850 No, I'm... 364 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,187 How are you coping? 365 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,723 Just sort of taking each... 366 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,291 ...day as it comes really. - You have to. 367 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,826 Do you wanna hug? 368 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,629 - What? - Or something? A little hug? 369 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,597 Don't be afraid. Nothing to be ashamed of. 370 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,500 - I'm fine. I'm...Thanks...-- - I'll just hold your hand then. 371 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,237 Which one's your mum? 372 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,942 Wow! She ain't fucking all that, is she? 373 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,778 That him in there, is it? 374 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,214 - Yeah. - In the box? 375 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,783 - Yeah, He's er..-- - Did he leave any money? 376 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,652 Pardon? 377 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,388 No, I'mean, to pay for things... 378 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,190 ...that he didn't pay for when he was alive. 379 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,825 I mean, if he didn't, which he probably did, but... 380 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,229 ...if he didn't, did he leave anything for someone? 381 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,865 Sorry. And you are? 382 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,369 I think the cars are here. 383 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,639 Are they? Mum, mum, I think the cars are here. 384 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,409 (GRUNTS) 385 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,598 He's alive! 386 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,968 He's alive! 387 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,321 Let's go. 388 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,775 We can bring him round. 389 00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:09,626 We can bring him round. Look, I'm gonna try. 390 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,496 I'm gonna try. He's moving. 391 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,598 Look, honestly, I'm trying. 392 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,734 This is amazing, isn't it? 393 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,837 I mean, one minute we're writing on a screen to each other,... 394 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,140 ...strangers, the next we're in a car park talking,... 395 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,909 ...chatting like friends. 396 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,411 This is all new to me. 397 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,347 What about you? 398 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,448 No. 399 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,328 I mean, I just thought people in to that sort of thing... 400 00:22:32,329 --> 00:22:34,207 ...would be, well, I dunno,... 401 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,086 ...dirty or something. But it's so friendly. 402 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:38,155 I mean, there's a real community, isn't there? 403 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,957 Sorry. 404 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,126 Me gassing away, I'm sorry. 405 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,395 I'm just so excited. 406 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,663 How excited? 407 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,865 Really excited. 408 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,533 So where we gonna go? 409 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:54,472 I thought we'd just stay here. 410 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,943 There's a man out there. Is he okay? 411 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,644 Yeah. 412 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,880 He doesn't look well. 413 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,616 No, he's fine. 414 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,552 So tell me a little bit about yourself, Tony. 415 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,421 What do you like doing? 416 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,424 All of it. 417 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:16,827 Look, there's someone else now. What's he doing? 418 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,166 Oh, my god, Tony, you're never going to believe this. 419 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,935 I think we should get out of here. 420 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,538 Tony! 421 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,209 (SPORTS ANNOUNCER ON TV) 422 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,847 (CROWD CHEERS) 423 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:47,825 No. 424 00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:02,773 Lee? Lee? Listen to me. Listen. 425 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:05,743 Don't you let anyone... 426 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,780 ...anyone tell you that your dad wasn't a good lover. 427 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,788 - Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a car park. - What? 428 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,256 I'll tell you later. 429 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,091 Actually, is it alright if I don't tell you. 430 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,093 I thought we had the function room. 431 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,896 Yeah, well, we've got each other, haven't we? 432 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,164 That's the important thing. 433 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,933 Friends together. 434 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,535 Give Donna her present. 435 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,770 Oh, yeah. 436 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,005 This is from me and Karen. 437 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,208 It's not exactly what we er...Well.. 438 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,777 Happy birthday. 439 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,214 Thank you, Donna. You're my new mum. 440 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,951 I love you and now I'm not gonna die. 441 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,025 This is the worst birthday I've ever had. 442 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,760 What's the matter with you? 443 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,996 This is what being single's all about. 444 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:02,800 - This? - Yeah. But you have to be drunk. 445 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,235 I am drunk! 446 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:05,636 Not enough. 447 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,938 That's how the magic works. 448 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,775 That's how you turn a toilet in to a tiara. 449 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,310 He's not coming. 450 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,645 Who? 451 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,180 Karl. 452 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,249 He'll be shagging his new bird. 453 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,985 I've lost him. 454 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,522 I've lost him, haven t I? 455 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,266 Karl. 456 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,236 Where's er, where s thing? 457 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,239 Well, I...I told her I was going to your birthday party and... 458 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,277 ...she er...Well, she hit me with a garlic press. - Oh. 459 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:50,114 I wasn't really ready for a relationship anyway. 460 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,618 Well, if...if it makes you feel any better,... 461 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,654 ...I'm not getting married. 462 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,622 It's off. 463 00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:02,793 God, that's... sorry to hear that. That's er.. 464 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:08,032 Look, here, it's not much... Well, it is actually. 465 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,335 Thought I'd get you something cheap and meaningful, but... 466 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,103 ...I couldn't find anything, so I got you something... 467 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,772 ...expensive and meaningless. 468 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,774 It's a Robo-Sapien. 469 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:19,643 Oh, Karl! 470 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,378 Sorry. 471 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,682 Well, I'd...I'd better get going. 472 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:27,751 But...Oh, what.. 473 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,722 Well, I was thinking, because er, I...I was just thinking,... 474 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,591 ...well, who am I going to talk to? 475 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,159 What? 476 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,726 Who am I going to talk to about stuff? 477 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,128 What stuff? 478 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,630 Politics. 479 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,732 Politics. You don't talk about politics. 480 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,833 Alright, work, or...or... 481 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,036 ...when I've got an idea for a new plotline in East Enders. 482 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,671 Who am I going to tell it to? 483 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,373 Well, I dunno. 484 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,277 Karl, I...I think I might have made a mistake... 485 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,879 ...about you and me. 486 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,849 Stay. 487 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,651 Just for one drink. 488 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,252 I don't wanna be friends, Donna. 489 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,787 Neither do I. 490 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,225 I can't do this. I can't do all this... 491 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,963 ...pub and single and getting drunk and having fun. 492 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,432 I keep trying tog have good time, but... 493 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,301 ...I just feel lonely. 494 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,971 I feel lonely without you. 495 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,277 What happens if you think different tomorrow? 496 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,879 I won't. 497 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:33,083 I wanna be with you. 498 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,202 Still fucked! 34712

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