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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...

>> OH, GOD.

>> I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFECT.

I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU.

I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

>> SHE'S OLIVIA'S DAUGHTER.

>> WHAT'S YOUR REAL FEAR, SEAN?

THAT I'LL CORRUPT ANNIE OR THAT

I'LL CORRUPT YOU?

>> I'VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD, AND I'VE TAKEN THE BABY.

>> DID YOU GET IT? >> $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY

TWO DADS.

>> OLIVIA SAID THE ONLY WAY I'D

GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS TO

SLEEP WITH YOU.

I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.

>> WHOA, THIS L.A. TRAFFIC, I'LL

TELL YOU.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MR. DARLING.

>> CALL ME CHAZ, AND, UH, YOU

HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, DOCTOR.

YOU DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT HARD.

>> HMM.

>> EVE, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

>> OH, WELL, I KNOW IT'S CHAZ'S

CONSULT, BUT I HAD TO COME

SUPPORT MY B.G.F.

BEST GAY FRIEND.

>> YEAH, WELL, EVERY GIRL NEEDS ONE. OF COURSE, I STARTED OUT AS HER

STYLIST AND FASHION CONSULTANT, SO...

>> DOES SEAN KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

>> OH, I THOUGHT WE COULD KEEP THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET.

SHOW Mc DREAMY WHY WE CAME TODAY.

>> THE LEFT ONE WAS NORMAL

UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, 15. THEN IT JUST GOT ALL BRITNEY ON ME.

>> HORMONES DURING PUBERTY CAN

AFFECT NIPPLE GROWTH, CAUSE THEM TO ENLARGE.

IT'S NOT UNCOMMON.

>> IN MY WORLD, IT IS.

I MEAN, I WON'T GO TO THE BEACH

OR SIT BY THE POOL OR WEAR

BUTTON-DOWNS, NOT EVEN IF

THEY'RE MARC JACOBS.

>> THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.

>> I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.

[CLEARS THROAT]

>> DR. HICKEY IS AN EXCELLENT

PLASTIC SURGEON DOWN IN SANTA MONICA.

GOOD LUCK.

>> I SHOW YOU MY SHAME, AND YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?

>> GO GET ME A PERRIER.

I'LL HANDLE THIS, OK?

>> YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH.

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, AND JUST BECAUSE MY PARTNER IS A

PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO COCK-TEASERS LIKE YOURSELF

DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM, SO TAKE YOUR "SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL"

ATTITUDE AND YOUR BEST GAY FREAK

AND GO TO SOMEBODY WHO CARES.

>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AND YOU'LL KICK ME OUT JUST BASED

ON WHAT SEAN SAYS?

YOU TWO MUST BE GOOD FRIENDS TO SHARE THAT KIND OF LOYALTY.

NO WONDER HE'D BE DEVASTATED TO FIND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH JULIA.

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TRYST WITH JULIA, DR. TROY.

THE THING ABOUT LIVING WITH DYKES, THEY'RE ALWAYS SHARING

THEIR EMOTIONS WHERE US SPOILED, LITTLE RICH KIDS CAN OVERHEAR.

PERSONALLY, I'M DISAPPOINTED.

SEE, I THOUGHT ALL IT WOULD TAKE WAS SOME GOOD DICK TO PULL HER

BACK TO THE HETERO SIDE, BUT I GUESS YOU FELL SHORT IN THAT REGARD.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME.

I DON'T PLAY BY THE SAME RULES AS SEAN. YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF HURT.

>> OH, LIKE A SPANKING?

[LAUGHS]

LOOK, WE BOTH WANT THE SAME THING, RIGHT?

TO HELP OUR FRIENDS.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ONE LITTLE SURGERY, FREE OF CHARGE.

SAY, TOMORROW MORNING?

OTHERWISE, I WILL TELL SEAN EVERYTHING, AND THEN WE'LL SEE

WHAT KIND OF PUSHOVER HE REALLY IS.

>> * AHH

MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL *

* MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIE *

>> * DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN *

>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE FUN * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * GOT A BRAIN LIKE BUBBLEGUM * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE FUN * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * GOT A BRAIN LIKE BUBBLEGUM * >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM >> * DO IT AGAIN

>> * OH, MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? * >> * DO IT AGAIN

[BABY CRYING]

[CLICKING NOISE]

>> HEY, YOU SAID WE COOKED IT ALL.

>> WE DID.

I WAS TRYING TO VISUALIZE OUR NEXT SCORE.

IT'S "THE SECRET." IT'S THIS BOOK. I READ IT.

I READ IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE OUT.

IT'S -- IT'S -- THE UNIVERSE WORKS THROUGH LAWS OF ATTRACTION.

WHEN YOU PUT IT OUT TO THE WORLD, SOMETHING YOU WANT,

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON WHAT YOU

DON'T, THEN IT COMES TO YOU.

IT'S LIKE A MAGNET.

DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT? >> NO.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> [WHISPERING] I TOLD YOU. IT WORKS. [REGULAR VOICE] IT WORKED.

DID YOU FEEL THE UNIVERSE

CALLING YOU LIKE A MAGNET JUST NOW?

>> UH...

>> YEAH, SHE MEANS DID YOU BRING THE METH?

>> THE MONEY FIRST, REMEMBER? >> RIGHT, UM...

[CLEARS THROAT] MM-HMM.

UH, UM, WE DON'T HAVE IT.

>> AW, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.

>> WAIT, NO! NO, NO, NO. WAIT A SECOND.

MAYBE YOU AND I COULD WORK OUT SOME KIND OF PAYMENT PLAN.

THE WORLD IS INFINITELY ABUNDANT, AND MAYBE YOU COULD

JUST VISUALIZE SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT?

>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I WANT SOME OF THAT BACK-DOOR ACTION LIKE I SEEN IN YOUR MOVIES.

YOU GIVE ME THAT, I GIVE YOU THE WHOLE ROCK.

ASS FOR CASH.

>> WELL, DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT SEX, OR DO YOU WANT ANAL?

>> HERE'S YOUR BACK DOOR, ASSHOLE. YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR MONEY!

JESUS, BABY! >> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

>> HONEY, WE'RE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

>> I'M SORRY. I KNOW.

I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME REAL CASH.

>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS DOING TO US?

YOU'VE PUT JULIA AND I IN A

VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.

>> MAYBE YOU'RE JUST USING THE WRONG DILDO, MOM.

BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TAUGHT ME TO USE MY BRAIN TO GET WHAT I WANT.

>> BLACKMAIL IS NOT USING YOUR BRAIN,EDEN.

IT IS A CRIMINAL ACT.

>> YOU SAY TOMATO --

>> YOU'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO CHRISTIAN, AND THEN YOU'RE

GONNA PROMISE ME YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE A THREAT LIKE THAT AGAIN.

>> I'M 18.

I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN DO.

I MEAN, THE MORE I INTERFERE,

THE WORSE SHE SEEMS TO BEHAVE,

OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL

SEAN OURSELVES.

YOU KNOW HE'S GETTING RE-MARRIED.

DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE.

>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, JULIA.

THIS IS ABOUT ME AND SEAN.

OUR FRIENDSHIP BARELY SURVIVED THE LAST TIME HE FOUND OUT.

HE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME NOW.

>> IF YOU TELL SEAN, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

>> FINE, I WON'T SAY A WORD...

IF YOU DUMP THE WITCH OF EASTWICK.

>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

IT'S EITHER YOU OR JULIA?

>> SHE'S NOT EVEN GAY, MOM.

HOW CAN YOU STAND TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S LIVING A LIE?

NICE TRY, GUYS. DIDN'T WORK.

>> COME ON, ALL THIS ESTROGEN, YOU CAN'T CONTROL ONE LITTLE TEENAGER?

>> I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG WITH HER,

WHERE ALL THIS VENOM CAME FROM.

SEAN'S THE INNOCENT IN ALL THIS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> WHAT'S SHE LOOK LIKE?

>> WHAT?

>> THE WOMAN YOU WERE FANTASIZING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU

DEFINITELY WEREN'T WITH ME JUST THEN. >> OF COURSE I WAS.

>> OK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE,

AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT IT.

I'M NOT STUPID.

>> KATE, WHAT THE...

I'M SORRY. YOU WERE AMAZING.

I JUST HAD THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD.

MY WIFE AND I WERE MARRIED ALMOST 20 YEARS.

THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE SEX --

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT JULIA, OK?

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING MUTUAL MASTURBATION SESSIONS

FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW WHAT DOOMS RELATIONSHIPS?

IT IS NOT MONEY. IT IS NOT SEX.

IT IS SECRETS, AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.

LOOK, IF I'M GONNA MARRY YOU, I

WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT TURNS YOU ON.

IT'S THAT HONESTY THAT'S GONNA KEEP US TOGETHER. IT'S NOT GONNA PULL US APART.

>> WELL, I, UH,

WAS THINKING ABOUT A SCHOOLGIRL.

SHE'S WEARING THIS LITTLE UNIFORM, NO PANTIES,

AND SHE'S SUCH A BAD LITTLE WHORE,

SHE NEEDS A SPANKING.

IS IT TOO MUCH?

>> NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S...

>> WELL, YOU SAID --

>> NO, IT'S GOOD. I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S GOOD.

I -- I FEEL CLOSER, DON'T YOU?

>> YEAH. >> I DO, OK. >> DEFINITELY.

>> YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT, LIKE, A 3:00 AM CALL, SO I'M GONNA --

I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP, OK?

>> OH, YEAH. ME, TOO. >> NOW.

SO...

>> * I'VE GOT A SECRET

I CANNOT SAY

BLAME ALL THE MOVEMENT

TO GIVE IT AWAY *

>> HI, DADDY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> JUST WATCHING YOUR FRIEND, MY DOCTOR.

>> * WHATEVER YOU DO

DON'T TELL ANYONE

WHATEVER YOU DO

DON'T TELL ANYONE

LOOK FOR REFLECTIONS *

>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER, AND YOU STILL WENT BEHIND MY BACK?

>> I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EDEN.

>> WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?

AND DON'T TELL ME YOU SLEPT WITH HER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD END

THIS PARTNERSHIP RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL YOU?

>> THAT YOU AGREED TO FIX HER FRIEND FOR FREE?

>> CHAZ IS A STYLIST TO THE STARS, OK?

HE'S GOT A HUGE CLIENT LIST,AND HE'S GONNA SEND REFERRALS OUR WAY, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, YOU'VE GOT THIS GREAT GIG WITH THE TV SHOW.

I'M JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOST WITH MY OPPORTUNITIES, OK?

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY? I MEAN, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A

JEALOUS BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. IF I'M SURFING YOUR TURF --

>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,

AND DON'T EVER LIE TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.

>> * WHATEVER YOU DO

DON'T TELL ANYONE *

>> OH, BEST GIRL-ON-GIRL OF 2005, "LADY AND THE TRAMPS."

WEREN'T YOU UP FOR THAT ONE?

>> OH, GOD, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM CALL FOR A PLUMBER?

>> WHY, YES, I DID.

ARE YOU HERE TO FIX MY PIPES?

>> OH, I DON'T KNOW. I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST PROBE

AROUND A LITTLE BIT FIRST, MISS.

>> MM.

>> SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.

>> OOH, WELL.

[BABY CRIES] PROBE AWAY.

>> MY PLEASURE.

>> OH! [LAUGHTER]

REMEMBER THAT SHOOT?

>> YES, I REMEMBER THAT SHOOT. >> OH, MY GOSH.

>> "PLUMBERS AND DYKES," STILL OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER OF ALL TIME.

>> IS IT REALLY? >> YES, IT IS. HAND TO GOD.

>> DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. RAM, THIS IS MY HUSBAND MATT.

>> YEAH, HI. AND HER MANAGER. HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. HERE, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

>> OH, SURE. >> YEAH, TAKE A LOAD OFF.

WHO'S THAT? >> THIS IS JENNA.

>> JENNA? >> MM-HMM.

>> I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU CALLED ME, KIMMY.

SO HOW YOU BEEN? WHERE YOU BEEN?

WHAT'S -- WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?

>> EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH HER?

WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?

>> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE MIGHT NEED A NEW DIAPER.

>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE A DIAPER. >> OH, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY.

>> HEY, LET ME HELP.

HEY, BABY!

COME ON IN HERE. I'VE GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YOU.

MY WIFE RUNS A DAYCARE CENTER.

>> YOU HAVE A DAYCARE CENTER HERE?

>> WE'RE VERY, VERY FAMILY-FRIENDLY THESE DAYS.

BUSTY, MY OLD FRIEND KIMMY

AND HER HUSBAND MATT.

>> OH, MY GOD!

KIMBER HENRY!

WOW, YOU ARE, LIKE, AN IDOL OF MINE.

>> I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL NEEDS A DIAPER CHANGE.

YOU MIND, UH, SEEING IF YOU COULD HANDLE THAT WHILE WE TALK SHOP?

[BABY CRYING] >> OH, OH, SWEETIE. OK, OK. SHH, SHH, SHH.

>> SO WHERE WERE WE, HUH?

>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOUBLE YOUR SALES THIS QUARTER?

I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.

>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY,

PROVIDED THERE'S AN ADVANCE INVOLVED.

>> THAT'S A VERY -- THAT'S A VERY TEMPTING OFFER, REALLY.

IT REALLY IS, BUT, UM,

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING? RAM, I COULD SADDLE UP THIS AFTERNOON.

>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH, HON.

I CAN SEE THE SIGNS, THE WEIGHT LOSS, THE BAD SKIN.

ALL THAT STUFF SHOWS UP ON CAMERA. IT'S VERY,VERY BAD FOR MY COMPANY'S IMAGE.

MATT, LAST TIME I SAW THIS YOUNG LADY, SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE WORLD.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?

>> I GOT MIXED UP IN A CHURCH, RAM,

AND THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR MONEY, AND I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT

KIND OF PERSON WHO WAS ON A

SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES

ME FEEL SPECIAL AND COMPLETE.

THE CHURCH DIDN'T MAKE THOSE FEELINGS GO AWAY,

AND THEN I GOT PREGNANT, AND I GOT SO FAT.

SO A FRIEND OF MINE SAID,

"KIMBER, DO METH FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.

I LOST 20 POUNDS," SO I DID, AND

I LOST THE WEIGHT,

BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO QUIT,

I DIDN'T WANT TO.

I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY.

>> LOOK, MAN, WE JUST REALLY NEED A BREAK RIGHT NOW, OK?

>> I MEAN, CAN YOU HELP A FRIEND OUT?

>> KIMMY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOUR HUBBY THERE A SHOT, HMM?

I SAW THE PREGNANCY VIDEO YOU GUYS DID ONLINE. IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD.

YOU GOT TALENT,AND BESIDES,YOU'RE PACKING

A FIREHOSE DOWN THERE,AND THAT'S MARKETABLE.

>> MATT MAKING ADULT FILMS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, RAM.

YOU KNOW THAT. THERE'S NO MONEY IN IT FOR MEN.

ONLY WOMEN MAKE MONEY.

>> HEY, TELL YOU WHAT. COME HERE.

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT PORN.

"FIRST TIME FAIRIES" IS A VERY, VERY HOT TITLE FOR US.

WE JUST LOST ONE OF OUR LEADS, GOT SIDELINED WITH SYPHILIS.

YOU'D BE ON THE BOTTOM, AND THAT TWINK CHIC LOOK WORKS VERY,

VERY WELL FOR THIS GENRE.

SHOOTS TOMORROW, PAYS FIVE GRAND, YOU INTERESTED?

>> MR. FORREST, TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> OH, I REALLY DON'T DO THE SELF-HATE THING.

YOU KNOW, MY CALVES TOO SMALL, MY NOSE TOO BIG?

NO, IT'S NOT MY NATURE.

I HAVE LEGITIMATE MEDICAL ISSUES.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

PROBABLY BETTER IF I JUST SHOW YOU, RIGHT?

>> WOW, WHAT DID THAT? A TIGER?

>> WELL, MRS. DECKER'S CERTAINLY A WILD ANIMAL IN THE SACK.

>> I'M GUESSING MR. DECKER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT MRS. DECKER'S

BEEN DOING WITH HER FINGERNAILS LATELY.

>> OH, CHUCK WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

HE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.

SWINGERS' PARTY.

AND I HAVE A PARTY COMING UP NEXT WEEK.

I WAS HOPING I'D BE MOSTLY

BACK TO FORM BY THEN.

>> SO THIS IS A WEEKLY THING THEN?

>> ABOUT TWO, THREE TIMES A MONTH, YEAH.

I'M SORT OF LIKE THE HOST.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND YOUR WIFE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE LIFESTYLE?

>> OH, NO, NO. I'M NOT MARRIED. WOW.

>> WELL, FROM MY EXPERIENCE, SWINGERS' CLUBS ARE COUPLES ONLY.

>> WELL, OURS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

WE MIX COUPLES, SINGLES,

MOSTLY WHITE, MIDDLE-AGED MOMS AND THEIR HUSBANDS

WITH OTHER YOUNG, SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN, LIKE MYSELF.

>> SO THESE COUPLES COME JUST SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN --

>> BE EXPLOITED?

BALDING WHITE MALES PAYING YOUNG BLACK STUDS TO

BANG THEIR WIVES. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE EXPLOITATION TO YOU?

>> NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING PAID.

I MEAN, WE ALL PAY DUES TO BELONG TO THE CLUB,

WHITE AND BLACK.

>> I DON'T GET IT.

YOU'RE YOUNG, SUCCESSFUL. YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN YOU WANT.

>> I'M A LAWYER.

MOST WOMEN I MEET IN THIS TOWN, ALL THEY SEE IS A WALLET.

THEN YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM, AND, HMM.

YOU GET A HOLD OF THOSE

40-YEAR-OLD SOCCER MOMS, THOUGH.

OH, WOW,

'CAUSE THEY'VE GOT THAT BABY WEIGHT ON THEM FROM HAVING THREE KIDS.

BEST PART IS, WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, SHE AND HER HUSBAND CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

THEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU LOVE YOUR LADY.

YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAPPY, AND I JUST GAVE HER FIVE ORGASMS.

[LAUGHS]

DOESN'T EVERYBODY WIN?

[BABY FUSSING]

>> OOH.

>> YEAH, SHE MUST BE GOING THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT.

SHE'S GETTING SO IRRITABLE. WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HEY, I FOUND LOOSE CHANGE. WILL YOU HELP ME?

WHEN I WALK,

I CAN FEEL IT. THERE'S LIKE THREE OR FOUR QUARTERS RIGHT UNDER HERE.

IT'S, LIKE, RIGHT HERE. HELP ME.

>> UH, YEAH, I'M -- I'M GONNA FEED JENNA FIRST.

[KIMBER GRUNTS and GROANS]

WHERE'S THE BABY FORMULA, KIMBER?

HUH?

DID I NOT ASK YOU TO GO TO THE STORE?

WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CASH THAT I GAVE YOU?

>> [GRUNTS]

>> HEY, HERE.

NO, LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.

OH, GREAT. YOU SMOKED IT.

YOU SMOKED IT.

>> I'M SORRY. I--I NEEDED A LITTLE BIT TO GET ME THROUGH.

I'D HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU, BUT THE SHIT BURNS FAST.

DAMN IT, MATT! DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD! JUST HELP ME!

HELP ME PULL UP THE CARPET. THERE'S -- THERE'S MONEY UNDER HERE.

PLEASE.

COME ON!

[BABY CRYING]

WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE? HELP ME!

THERE'S MONEY HERE! GOD.

ASSHOLE.

YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SIT THERE.

IF YOU HAD A JOB, THEN WE'D HAVE MONEY, WOULDN'T WE?

GOD, DAMMIT. STUPID, STUPID CHANGE!

[BABY CRYING]

>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

>> RAM SAID THEY HAVE A DAYCARE. THEY CAN WATCH JENNA WHILE I WORK.

>> KATE?

>> KATE'S NOT HERE, MR. McNAMARA.

OH, LOOK.

I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN DETENTION- TODAY.

>> I, UH, I SEE.

YOU MUST'VE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL TO HAVE TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL.

>> OH, I WAS, MR. McNAMARA.

I WAS VERY BAD.

>> AND WHAT IS IT YOU DID?

>> I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTIES.

ARE YOU GONNA SPANK ME NOW?

>> * OOH

THAT'S THE WAY UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT'S THE WAY UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT'S THE WAY UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT'S THE WAY UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT UH-HUH UH-HUH *

>> YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GREAT ASS.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> IT'S TOO BAD I CAN'T SEE MORE OF IT WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX,

BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD BE MECHANICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, HUH?

>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.

A FEW MORE TWISTS ON THOSE POSITIONS WE DID EARLIER,

IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE. >> HMM, HMM, THANK YOU.

>> GOD, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS. >> HMM?

>> I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED THOUGH.

I THOUGHT HEARING THAT FANTASY THE OTHER DAY TURNED YOU OFF?

>> HMM, WELL, HMM,

I WAS A LITTLE INTIMIDATED.

THEN I THOUGHT, KATE, YOU BROUGHT IT UP,

SO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH AN

ALBINO AMPUTEE OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

>> WELL, WHAT IF I DID WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO AMPUTEE?

THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

>> WHATEVER I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

>> WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY WILD? >> MM-HMM.

>> THIS GUY CAME INTO THE OFFICE,

A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY, THIRTIES, AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

HE, UH, NEEDED TO GET THESE SCRATCHES ON HIS BACK FIXED.

>> MM-HMM.

>> TURNS OUT HE THROWS INTERRACIAL PARTIES.

THIS IS WHERE WHITE COUPLES GO

SO THE WIVES CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUNG BLACK MEN WHILE THE HUSBANDS WATCH.

>> WOW.

>> THAT'S INSANE, RIGHT? >> YEAH.

>> I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYBODY WANTING TO DO THAT?

YOU CAN? >> WELL,

I DON'T KNOW. WATCHING YOU WATCH ME GET OFF?

THAT'S KIND OF HOT, DON'T YOU THINK?

>> YEAH.

>> WAIT, WAIT. HEY, SEAN.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT

THIS KIND OF STUFF, RIGHT? >> YEAH.

>> WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T HELP

IT IF MY FANTASY HAPPENS TO HAVE

A HANDSOME BLACK GUY IN IT.

MAKES ME HOT.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

HMM, THESE BURGERS ARE SO GOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> [MUFFLED] REALLY, THEY'RE AMAZING.

>> OK, ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED?

>> YES, AND THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

>> OK, IMAGINE YOU'RE THE

DOORMAN AT TEDDY'S,

AND THIS WALKS UP.

>> I HOPE YOU DIDN'T VALET ALREADY.

WHAT SIZE IS THAT AGAIN?

>> IT'S A ZERO. YOU PICKED IT OUT.

>> YEAH, SEE, THE NEW SIZE TO BE

SEEN IN IS A NEGATIVE TWO.

YOU'RE BUSTING OUT AT THE SEAMS, SWEETIE.

>> SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING

"EXTREME MAKEOVER: HORROR EDITION"?

OK, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

SUTURES LOOK GOOD.

NO SIGN OF INFECTION.

I THINK WE'RE ALL GOOD.

OK, SO, WE MADE A DEAL.

YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT, WE MADE A DEAL.

YOU DO ONE SURGERY, AND I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT,

BUT THAT'S NOT THE SURGERY I HAD IN MIND.

LUNCHTIME LIPO IS A FAIRLY EASY PROCEDURE.

I NEED A LITTLE DONE AROUND THE WAIST.

>> IT'S THE ONLY WAY, SWEETIE.

>> YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE PUNCHLINE?

TRUTH BE TOLD, WHEN I OVERHEARD

THE SKANK TELL MY MOM ABOUT YOUR LITTLE ONE-NIGHT STAND,

IT WASN'T SO MUCH ME EAVESDROPPING AS IT WAS CHECKING THE TAPE AND

THE CAMERA I HID IN THEIR BEDROOM.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> A DOWNLOAD I KNOW YOU'RE JUST DYING TO SEE.

>> YES.

OH, YES.

OH, OH, OH.

>>THE WHOLE VIDEO'S ABOUT 20 MINUTES LONG, BUT I THINK I'LL ONLY POST THE LAST FIVE.

IT'S THE PART WHERE MOM GETS JULIA TO COME.

HERE IT IS. WATCH.

>> OH!

OH!

OH!

>> WELL, BETTER THAN CHRISTIAN?

>> MUCH BETTER, HONEY.

>> THE NEW DEAL IS LIPO,

OR THIS GETS POSTED ON THE WEB WHERE SEAN CAN SEE IT,

ANNIE CAN SEE IT, AND YOUR PASTY LITTLE JULIA CAN --

>> YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!

>> I BRUISE EASY, DOCTOR,

SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPTIONS HERE REALLY ARE.

[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]

>> A LOCAL ANESTHETIC IN YOUR BACK WILL NUMB THE PAIN,

BUT IF YOU FEEL DISCOMFORT,

LIZ CAN ALWAYS GIVE YOU A BULLET TO BITE DOWN ON.

>> OR USE MY MALLET AND KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS.

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

>> HMM, FINGERNAIL TIP.

IT STILL HAS SOME POLISH ON IT, WHOO!

>> WE'LL HAVE TO PASS A NEW RULE FOR THE CLUB.

NO PRESS-ON NAILS AT PARTIES.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A BLOOD PANEL, TOO.

>> I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.

EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLUB HAS TO SUBMIT AN STD TEST.

>> YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO -- >> INSANE?

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT. >> AH, IT'S OK.

I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.

>> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH, IF I CAN ASK?

>> WELL, I WAS AT A BAR AND

GOT PICKED UP BY THIS HOT, OLDER WOMAN, AND WE GET TO HER HOUSE,

SHE INTRODUCES ME TO HER HUSBAND.

[CHUCKLES]

A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST, BUT WE GO THERE.

THEN ONE DAY, SHE ASKED ME IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS WHO'D BE

INTERESTED, AND THINGS TOOK OFF FROM THERE.

>> THE OTHER COUPLES THAT --

>> YEAH?

>> THE OTHER COUPLES WHO SHOW UP NOW,

SAY SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT TO ACTUALLY HAVE RELATIONS WITH SOMEONE.

>> YOU MEAN, IF THEY COULD JUST WATCH?

>> LIKE, OUT OF CURIOSITY, YEAH.

>> WELL, WE GET THAT ALL THE TIME.

ALL NEWCOMERS JUST WANT TO CHECK OUT THE SCENE BEFORE THEY COMMIT ANYHOW.

MOSTLY, THEY'RE LOOKING TO RECHARGE THEIR SEX LIFE.

>> RECHARGE, HUH?

OH.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH YOUR WOMAN?

>> HOW'S THE PAIN LEVEL, MR.FORREST?

>> UM, FINE, THANKS.

>> THE PAIN LEVEL'S GREAT.

WE'RE GOOD, LIZ.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

>> HEY, MATT, EVERYTHING COME OUT ALL RIGHT?

>> UH, YEAH, I GUESS.

I -- I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE OF THOSE ENEMA THINGS BEFORE.

>> THEY'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT YOU GET USED TO THEM.

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU THE SET.

GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE SCRIPT? YOU KNOW THE SET-UP, RIGHT?

>> UH, YEAH. MY NAME'S RICKI BOI.

I'M HERE FOR STEALING A CAR, AND, UM, THERE'S A STRIP SEARCH INVOLVED.

>> YEAH.JOHNNY! >> YEAH.

>> YOU SHOULD MEET YOUR CO-STAR, GREAT GUY, VERY PROFESSIONAL.

>> UH, HEY. I'M, UH, MATT.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> AM I GONNA BREAK THIS GUY OR WHAT?

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

>> MATT! GET OVER HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I TOLD YOU JENNA'S WITH BUSTY.

SHE'S FINE.

>> RAM, I NEED A MINUTE WITH HIM.

>> YEAH, HANG ON. LOOK, YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.

I BOOKED A FOOT-FETISH SHOOT ON THIS STAGE FROM 3:00 TO 6:00,

ALL RIGHT? >> OK. >> 10 MINUTES.

BOYS, REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO SWAP THESE SETS OUT AS SOON AS

LITTLE MATTIE'S DONE.

>> GET DRESSED NOW.

I AM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS.

>> OH, SO IT'S OK FOR YOU, BUT NOT FOR ME?

>> I WAS A QUEEN IN THIS BUSINESS.

I MADE SEVEN FIGURES A YEAR.

WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

FIVE GRAND TO BE A SLOPPY BOTTOM?

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT.

>> NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WORSE.

NO MONEY AND A RENT THAT IS WAY PAST DUE.

WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE AT THIS POINT?

>> I CALLED THE CHURCH.

NOW, THEY HAVE OFFERED TO TAKE CARE OF US AGAIN,

AND IF WE AGREE TO A PURIFICATION RUNDOWN

AND GO TO NARCONON,

THEY'RE WILLING TO REINSTATE US.

NOW, I TOLD THEM WE'D SWING BY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

>> I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER AND A GOOD HUSBAND, KIMBER.

THAT'S ALL.

>> BUT YOU ARE, YOU ARE. COME HERE. GOD.

COME ON, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?

>> YEAH. >> THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.

>> YOU NEED TO PEEL THIS LIKE PROSCIUTTO.

TAKE AN INCH OFF EACH SIDE, AND THEN, THEN YOU'LL BE RUNWAY READY.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY BOOBS?

I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING UP A CUP SIZE, LIKE,

YOU KNOW, JUST

TO MAKE MYSELF BETTER, LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS.

>> HMM, FAKE TITS ARE SO '97.

ALL GUYS WANT ARE ABS AND HIPS.

>> A SENSE OF HUMOR AND GOOD FAMILY GENES DON'T HURT, EITHER,

BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.

I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY PATIENT, HUBCAP NIP.

>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCRUBS?

WE HAVE TO GET THIS DONE BEFORE SEAN GETS HERE.

>> WE'LL BE DONE LONG BEFORE THAT.

>> WHAT'S THIS? >> PHENTERMINE.

HEARD OF IT? >> THE PRESCRIPTION DIET PILL?

ANY TEEN WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND THEIR MOTHER'S

CREDIT CARD CAN GET A MONTH'S SUPPLY FROM CANADA.

>> NOT THIS KIND.

IT'S COMPOUNDED WITH ZONE GRAM.

MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AND COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE

WITHOUT A DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION.

IT'LL MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT FASTER, FEEL BETTER,

AND IT'S GOT A HIP FACTOR OF TEN.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY ME OFF, DOCTOR?

>> NO, THIS IS TRYING TO BUY YOU OFF.

XANAX FOR THE ANXIETY THAT YOU

CLEARLY HAVE AND PER COSET TO

BRING YOU DOWN AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S CLUBBING, ALL RIGHT?

EACH WITH ONE FREE REFILL.

YOU DON'T NEED LIPO, ALL RIGHT?

THE OUNCES YOU WANT TO LOSE?

THESE PILLS ARE GOING TO DO THE JOB, OK?

AND QUITE FRANKLY, SEAN IS GETTING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS,

SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COMPROMISE.

>> TWO FREE REFILLS.

>> AND I NEVER SEE YOU AROUND THIS OFFICE AGAIN?

>> MY OWN DR. FEELGOOD.

I LIKE IT.

>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

>> WE'RE ONLY HERE TO WATCH ANYWAY, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

OK, YOU REALLY THINK NO ONE'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE SHOW?

'CAUSE I'LL PUT THIS ON.

>> UM, I WAS TOLD THERE'S A

CODE OF SILENCE AT THESE THINGS.

>> YEAH. >> I THINK IT'S OK.

>> OK.

LET'S DO THIS. LET'S GO.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD HAVE A SAFE WORD.

>> A WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW, A WORD IN CASE ONE OF US GETS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANTS TO GO.

WE'LL SAY SOMETHING, LIKE, UH, BIG WHEEL.

THAT'S A WORD THAT A DOMINATRIX

WOULD USE, YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR CLIENTS SO NOBODY GETS HURT.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? >> IS "BIG WHEEL" OK WITH YOU?

IS THAT OK? >> SURE. >> OK.

I'M REALLY EXCITED. AREN'T YOU?

>> OH, DEFINITELY.

>> OK, UM, LET'S -- OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

>> OH, DR. McNAMARA.

I'M GLAD YOU CAME.

IS THIS THE LOVELY FIANCEé?

>> HI, I'M KATE. NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> WELL, COME ON IN. WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

DON'T BE SHY.

NO ONE ELSE HERE IS.

>> OH, THE HOUSE RULES.

FIRST, NO CELL PHONES AND NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND.

THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB. WE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

SECOND, WOMEN MAKE THE

INVITATIONS, AND WOMEN CAN SAY "NO" AT ANY TIME.

THIRD, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

I'M THE HOST, NOT THE MAID.

FINALLY, MOST IMPORTANT, HAVE FUN.

>> YOU WANT TO EXPLORE?

>> I'M GOING TO GET US SOME DRINKS FIRST. >> OK.

>> [LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLAP] OW!

[LAUGHS]

YEAH.

[SLAP]

[LAUGHS]

>> YEAH. [SLAP]

OH. >> [LAUGHS]

>> YOU LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> SHE YOURS?

>> NO, MINE'S, UH...

>> THANKS.

>> COME ON, LOIS. SHOW HIM WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH.

>> LET'S GO FIND A SAFER PLACE

TO SIT DOWN. >> OK.

[WOMAN MOANING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

>> HEY, YOU GUYS MIND IF WE USE THE BED?

EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL.

>> NO, NO, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.

>> [LAUGHS] >> THANK YOU.

>> WHOO!

[MAN LAUGHS]

>> COME ON, BIG BOY.

>> YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO STAY IF YOU LIKE.

[MAN LAUGHS]

>> COME ON.

I'M READY FOR YOU.

>> THIS IS WHAT WE CAME TO SEE,

RIGHT?

>> YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?

SHE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.

[MOANING]

>> BIG WHEEL.

>> OH, YEAH, BABY. GO FOR IT.

>> HOW'S THAT? HOW'S THAT?

>> THAT'S GOOD.

[MOANING and LAUGHING]

>> OH, YEAH. >> BIG WHEEL. >> HARRY!

I THINK I'M GONNA...

>> GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.

GO.

>> BIG WHEEL!

>> YOU HESITATED.

HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO NEXT, AND YOU HESITATED.

>> THAT'S WHY YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING THE WHOLE WAY HOME?

YOU'RE REALLY READING INTO THIS.

>> YOU DIDN'T THINK WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE WAS SICK?

>> NO. CONSENTING ADULTS HAVING FUN? NO.

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>> OK, I SEE. SO WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SCHOOLGIRL IS NORMAL TO YOU?

>> ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PUT ON A DRESS.

>> YEAH, BUT IT WAS STILL YOUR FANTASY, SEAN,AND I FOLLOWED THROUGH, NO JUDGMENT.

>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

>> YOU CERTAINLY LIKED THE RESULT,

AND DON'T CRITICIZE ME FOR HAVING MY FANTASY, SEAN.

WE SAID NO MORE SECRETS. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

>> NO, YOU SAID THAT.I THINK IT'S BETTER TO KEEP SOME THINGS TO OURSELVES.

>> WHY?

IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU'RE KEEPING FROM ME?

GO ON. SAY IT. REALLY, REALLY.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?

YOU ALREADY THINK I'M A WHORE NOW.

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE WHOLE TRUTH? >> YEAH.

>> I ONLY LIKED THE IDEA OF GOING THERE

BECAUSE I HOPED IT MIGHT SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY GOOD IN BED.

THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER GOT OVER YOU SHITTING IN THE HOT TUB.

I STILL THINK ABOUT IT.

THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO FANTASIZE EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX.

>> I THINK YOUR ASS IS FLAT.

>> I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET FAT AGAIN.

>> I THINK YOUR EX-WIFE BECAME A

LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU MADE HER FEEL SO HORRIBLE THAT SHE HATES MEN NOW.

>> I ONLY ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME

BECAUSE I WAS SCARED, NOT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED YOU.

I'M SORRY. >> DON'T, DON'T, DON'T TOUCH ME. >> KATE.

>> SAY SURPRISE TO DADDY.

>> YOU DID ALL THIS WHILE I WAS GONE?

>> WE BOTH DID.

>> OH.

>> I WANTED A CLEAN START.

>> MM. >> GO LOOK AT THE KITCHEN.

>> WHOA.

>> I FOUND $100 UNDER THE

CARPET, AND THEN I WENT INTO THE GARBAGE.

I PULLED OUT SOME BOTTLES, AND VOILà.

>> BABY FORMULA.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE?

>> BUT IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU.

IF YOU VISUALIZE WHAT YOU WANT,

THE UNIVERSE WILL SUPPLY IT.

>> OH.

>> WHERE'D YOU GO?

>> I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING VISION OF WHAT IT WAS GOING TO

BE LIKE WHEN WE GOT CLEAN TOMORROW.

>> DID I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR? >> YES.

>> GOOD.

I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T DO THAT DEGRADING MOVIE.

>> OH, ME, TOO, BABE.

UM, SO HOW DID YOU GET THIS

FROM ROB IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO PAY FOR IT?

>> I TOLD HIM HE COULD CRASH HERE. HE GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT AGAIN.

>> OH.

>> I NEED TO CHECK ON HIM.

[DOG BARKING]

>> YES, AND I'M TOTALLY IN FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

I GOT US A V.I.P. BOOTH.

OK, SEE YOU THEN.

MOM, ARE YOU OK?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU AND JULIA FINALLY BROKE UP.

THANK YOU, GOD.

>> THEY'RE YOUR CLOTHES, EDEN.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>> I SAW THE SIGNS. I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.

>> WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> WE FOUND THESE IN YOUR BEDROOM.

>> YOU WERE SNOOPING IN MY STUFF?

>> AFTER CHRISTIAN CALLED AND

SAID YOU CAME BY THE OFFICE AND

STOLE THEM EARLIER THAT DAY, I --

>> STOLE THEM? WHAT? NO, HE GAVE THEM TO ME.

>> STOP PRETENDING.

YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICT, AND THE DRUGS MAKE YOU LIE AND HURT PEOPLE.

YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.

>> YOU'RE GOOD.

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

SO, UH, YOU'RE KICKING ME TO THE CURB, MOM?

>> EDEN, I'M MRS. FEENEY.

I'M FROM THE SHELTER DRUG REHABILITATION CENTER.

>> REHAB.

>> THERE'S BEEN A BED RESERVED FOR YOU.

YOU'LL BE THERE FOR SIX WEEKS.

>> AND IF YOU DON'T STAY THE

ENTIRE TIME, CHRISTIAN WILL PRESS CHARGES.

>> AND I SUPPORT HIM.

>> IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE,

YOU'LL GO TO JAIL.

WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU BETTER.

>> YES, WE DO.

>> YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?

>> THIS IS CLASSIC ADDICT BEHAVIOR.

DENIAL, RAGE, UNWILLING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

>> I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE NEXT SIX WEEKS,

BECAUSE WHEN I COME BACK, SEAN IS GOING TO KNOW EVERYTHING.

THAT'S A PROMISE.

>> SWEETHEART, I THINK WE DID THE RIGHT THING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> I CAME TO TELL YOU I WON'T BE NEEDING YOU AS MY BEST MAN ANYMORE,

AT LEAST NOT IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

>> SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH KATE?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU WERE MARRIED 20 YEARS.

MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE ALONE ANYMORE.

>> IT'S MORE THAN THAT.

I THINK I NEVER GOT OVER JULIA.

I THINK I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.

>> REALLY.

I THINK I'LL GET ME ONE OF THOSE.