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Zasshi no moderu mitai na smile
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Dekitara suteki da na
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Kagami to niramekko shite try
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Kirameite yuku yo
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Otona no kisutte donna kanji
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Papa wa oshiete kurenai
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Ohanabatake de shinkokyuu shitara
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Haato no naka ga odori dasu
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Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa
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Ano hoshi wo tsukamaeyou
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Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa
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Masshiro na kono tsubasa de
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Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa
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Kiseki wo sagashi ni yukou
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Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa
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Negai wa kanarazu kanau to nee shinjite
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Uokichi's Ordeal
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City
Desert
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City
Desert
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The city appears to be in that direction.
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Yes, that's correct.
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Let us be on our way.
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What a vast and total desert.
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Do you suppose we took a
wrong turn at that sign?
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I think so, which means...
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Maybe we just need to go back there!
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Which way was it again?
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Who knows.
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Then that means...
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We are unmistakably lost.
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No!
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No! I don't want to die here!
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Hurray! A person!
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Ahoy there! Ahoy!
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Ahoy there! Ahoy!
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We're saved!
I'm saved!
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Hey!
Oh!
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Miss Pipin!
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Padudu!
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You air-headed fish-girl!
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Just be thankful
I allowed you to rescue me!
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I'll take you up on whatever
favor you ask of me!
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So, Miss Pipin, have you gotten lost too?
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I was chasing you, and
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well, you know.
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She's just as cute when she's suffering!
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Queen Purilin! I beg forgiveness
for referring to the enemy as cute!
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Zucchini is a naughty boy!
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As much as I would like to punish myself,
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there are no walls or rocks to do so with!
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It's so hot...
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Hey, you must be much cooler with
that thing over your head.
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Meanwhile, I've got direct sunlight
shining into the core of my skull.
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Hey, let me in too!
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And me as well!
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Oh! Don't pull so hard!
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It stinks in here.
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When was the last time
you washed this thing?
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Kyal, Lkya, please behave.
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Look at her suffering!
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Oh, I can't drink any more.
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Miss Pipin, what are you mumbling about?
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Miss Pipin?!
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Did I just say something?
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Yes, strange things.
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If I'm speaking deliriously, I'm a goner.
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You're right.
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And I'm having visions.
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I think I'm done for.
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I'm getting them too.
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And I as well.
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Maybe we're all done for.
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If we are all having them,
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perhaps they're not just visions!
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No, you see mirages in the desert.
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Right now, even a mirage would be nice.
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It's an oasis!
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Not a mirage in the least!
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What was that?
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Who knows?
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I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
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That reminds me.
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Yes?
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Aren't your magical powers
all related to water?
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What does it matter?
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We have plenty of water now.
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I guess you're right.
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Stray, Slip and Fall
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Padudu, wait, you!
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Not that I've ever seen anyone wait
because they were told to.
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It's all just standard procedure. You know?
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Wait, you!
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Give me back my hanamaru!
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Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it!
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Give it back!
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Wait, you!
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Hurry!
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Wait!
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
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Risk of getting lost!
Danger!
Do not enter!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
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I said wait, you!
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Hang on a minute, will you?!
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You said yourself that you've
never seen those words work before.
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That's not the point.
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Don't we have a bit of a problem?
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Have we lost our way in the darkness?
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Oh, I know.
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I have just the thing. One moment please.
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Boo!
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Ouch!
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The thought crossed my mind,
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but that's so unoriginal, it sucks!
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You do that again and
I'll knock you out for real!
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Which way did we come from?
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It seems that we have
completely lost our way.
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For the time being, let's go that way.
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Which way would that be?
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Padudu, your matches.
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That would not be wise.
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They're our precious source of light.
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I get it. Then follow my voice.
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It sounds like a gravel path.
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Hey, that sounds like Astro Boy's footsteps.
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What the heck is that sound?!
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What was that all about?
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"And so later that night,
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after everyone had fallen asleep,
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from the corner of the yard
came the sound of digging..."
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"Dig... Dig... Dig..."
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"Waking to the sound, he looked out
from the gap between the curtains,
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"and a woman with long hair,
soaked from head to toe,
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slowly turned to him and..."
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Stop telling scary stories!
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"She turned to him,"
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and what happened next?
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"She turned to him, and..."
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I said to stop that, didn't I?!
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Uoo~!
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Uoo~!
Uoo~!
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Now what?!
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Oh?
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Someone is eating your body, you say?
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Couldn't he be imagining it?
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UOO~!
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Oh, be quiet!
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Make him shut up, will you?
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If Uokichi closes his mouth,
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I'll be unable to see where I'm going.
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I don't think that will matter in this darkness.
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That's true.
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Uokichi, close your mouth.
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Uoooo!
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Oh, be quiet.
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I lit a match, but it's still pitch black!
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Why?!
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Moron,
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that fish has his mouth closed, remember?
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Oh, that's right.
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Uokichi, open your mouth.
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See?
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No one is chewing on anything.
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You're imagining things.
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UO,
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UO,
UO,
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U-O-O-O!
UO,
UO,
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Be quiet, will you?
U-O-O-O!
UO,
UO,
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U-U-U
O-O-O
O-O-O-O!
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O-O-O
O-O-O-O!
U-U-U
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O-O-O-O!
U-U-U
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U-U-U
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QUIET~!
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Quiet, quiet, quiet!
QUIET~!
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Oh, quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet!
QUIET~!
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Oh, quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet!
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Look!
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You're only ima-
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Oh, no! Uokichi's lost it!
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Calm down!
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Stop thrashing around like that!
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Please, forgive Kyal and Lkya
for what they have done!
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You see, boys and girls,
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Padudu and her friends
have fallen down a hill.
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Remember to be careful on
dark and hilly paths.
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You're safe now, Miss Pipin.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute, you!
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You and that fish came
crashing down that other time!
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That time,
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I happened to forget that he could fly.
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Happened to forget?!
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I failed to get a hanamaru
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just because you were
dimwitted enough to forget?!
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That's it!
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Oh, please keep still, or...
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Sekine-kun's Secret
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I've had a terrible time thanks to you.
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Well, Miss Pipin,
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if you hadn't come chasing after us
with such a threatening look...
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That threatening look part
is so not necessary.
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Now, now, ladies.
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That aside,
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if we don't dry ourselves soon,
we'll catch colds.
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Are these actually dry enough?
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I am, I think.
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But I don't think Uokichi is ready yet.
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Let's see how Sekine-kun's doing.
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Yuck!
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He's still soaked on the inside. I don't
need this!
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Or this! Or this!
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There's nothing but junk.
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Oh!
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"Oh?"
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What if we just leave her be?
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We can't do that!
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But she is your rival,
in other words, your enemy.
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No more complaining! Let's go!
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Ouch, my... Um, how painful.
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Sekine-kun certainly has bad taste.
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Not that rabbits are supposed
to have any taste to begin with.
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Well, we have to find Miss Pi...
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It's Sekine-kun.
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Hey, Sekine-kun!
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Oh, Miss Pipin!
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Padudu!
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Miss Pipin? Myumyu?
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Padudu? Myumyu?
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Everyone, where are you?
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What is it this time?
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It's an awfully flat place.
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Round and round and round and round
and round and round and round.
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Round and round and round and round
and round and round and round.
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Please, stop! You're causing me pain!
Round and round and round and round
and round and round and round.
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I said stop it, you!
Round and round and round.
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Round and round and round.
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I've got one!
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What's this?
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Just a sec!
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It's a hole.
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Do you see anything?
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I see Uokichi.
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Which means,
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beyond that hole is our world!
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We can go back!
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Me first!
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I'm the one who caught it!
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Now, now, ladies.
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I think I should be the one...
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Hurray!
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We made it back!
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However...
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Yuck.
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So, we end up in the water again?!
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Well, Miss Pipin, if you hadn't fallen in...
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Are you blaming it on me again?!
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Garden of the Doinians
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Garden of the Doinians
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The Garden of the Doinians.
Garden of the Doinians
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All those who strive to be Magical Girls
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must at some point confront the trials here.
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Long, long ago, on a stormy night,
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a Magical Girl successfully defended
the Garden of the Doinians.
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This competition is fashioned
after that historical event.
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According to traditional rituals,
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participants must defend the garden
against the four legendary calamities.
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Sekine-kun!
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Now isn't the time to be discovering
your natural instincts!
268
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,150
I'll try my best!
269
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,050
Trial
270
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,050
Number 1
271
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,340
Earthquake
272
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,700
Po-ro-ron, Pa-pi-ron, Pa-po-pi-ro-rin!
273
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,960
O garden, start hopping!
274
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:30,970
Now!
275
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,840
We can't tell!
276
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,070
If we're shaking!
277
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,110
Because!
278
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,110
Of the earthquakes!
279
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:36,940
Or the hopping!
280
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,810
Is that really the issue?
281
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,180
Kyal, you must hold on tight!
282
00:18:57,230 --> 00:19:00,270
Dun-pan, Dun-pan, Dun-pan-pan!
283
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,330
Come hither! O flood!
284
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:12,710
Trial
285
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,710
Number 2
286
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,750
Thunder
287
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,040
Forgive me, Uokichi.
288
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,780
Is it over?
289
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,020
Yummy, broiled fish!
290
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,700
Trial
291
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,700
Nummer 3
292
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,890
Fire
293
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,040
Looks like more broiled fish!
294
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,550
Comic
Book
295
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,480
Or should I follow it up with poached fish?
296
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,420
There! Take that! And that!
297
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,560
Just like that Japanese children's story,
Mount Kachi-kachi.
There! Take that! And that!
298
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,930
On Mount Kachi-Kachi... Hot!
What catches fire... Hot!
299
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:36,660
Is a tanuki... Hot, hot!
Not a rabbit! Hot!
300
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,270
I've had it!
301
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,000
Poro-ron, Pa-pi-ron, Pa-po-ri-ro-rin!
302
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,660
Deadly Crying Rabbit!
303
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:49,400
WAH!
304
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,780
Remember, boys and girls,
305
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:56,010
real rabbits don't scream, "Wah!"
306
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,070
WAH!
307
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,090
WAH!
308
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:58,320
What was that?
WAH!
309
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,010
What was that?
310
00:20:59,450 --> 00:20:59,650
WAH!
311
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:00,980
WAH!
312
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,660
We managed to defend the garden!
313
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,490
What are you saying?
314
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,100
First an earthquake,
315
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,060
then thunder
316
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,700
and fire.
317
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,630
Which leaves the last and worst
of all the calamities...
318
00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:14,570
Trial
319
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,570
Nummero 4
320
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,470
Stereotypical Middle-Aged
Japanese Men from the '70s
321
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:17,900
Hyakchoo!
Stereotypical Middle-Aged
Japanese Men from the '70s
322
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,040
Don't squat in the streets!
323
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,680
What's with those frilly clothes?!
324
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,880
Keep your hands off
of each other in public!
325
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,680
Drink milk with your hand on your hip!
326
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,170
Underpants are for wimps!
327
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,820
Don't make fun of adults!
328
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,690
Have your troubles while you're young,
329
00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,420
even if you have to pay for them later!
330
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,780
Are they gone?
331
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:02,880
I did it! I defended the garden!
332
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,610
How unfortunate, you were so close.
333
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:16,030
But it's okay.
334
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,930
There will be plenty more chances to come.
335
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,540
Mustard and Ketchup
336
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:42,520
I'm so bored.
337
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,580
I know what you mean, Ma'am.
338
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,970
Mustard, think of something. Anything.
339
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,670
But, Ma'am,
340
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,070
how could I do that so suddenly?
341
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,640
Well, I saw this movie called
Graduation last week.
342
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,080
Graduation?
343
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,850
Graduation
344
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:07,310
Magical Girl Candidate
Graduation
345
00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:10,040
Lacking In Talent
346
00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,510
Only Accepted by Police Department
347
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,320
That reminds me too much of me.
348
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,310
Let's not talk about it.
349
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,950
Yes, Ma'am.
350
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,130
I'm so bored.
351
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,900
I know what you mean, Ma'am.
352
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,930
Mustard, think of something. Anything.
353
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,070
Well, I had this dream last night.
354
00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,270
A dream?
355
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,040
Dream
356
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,540
Broken
357
00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:42,040
Just Your Average Joe
358
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,580
Only Accepted by Police Department
359
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,690
Let's not talk about dreams.
360
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,430
Yes, Ma'am.
361
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:56,120
Special delivery!
362
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,130
Signature, please.
363
00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,100
Coming.
364
00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:13,150
Have a nice day.
365
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:15,080
Thanks, you too.
366
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,180
Officer Ketchup,
367
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:20,190
it's from your mother back home.
368
00:24:20,190 --> 00:24:21,460
What's inside?
369
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,420
Well, it's...
370
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,230
Well...
371
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,460
What?
372
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,960
Well...
373
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,470
I think it says kinmeponsu, Ma'am.
374
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,020
Kinmeponsu!
375
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,470
Oh, wow!
376
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:41,780
Momma really splurged on this one!
377
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,780
I haven't seen such a big
kinmeponsu in ages!
378
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,750
Hey!
379
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:48,970
Mustard, what are you doing?
380
00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:51,620
What is that, Ma'am?
381
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,020
It's a kinmeponsu.
382
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,990
It tastes good simmered with soy sauce.
383
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:58,730
Simmered? We're going to eat that?!
384
00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,130
Of course we are!
385
00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:03,500
It's better than that Hekesamokesa of yours.
386
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:07,400
I like Hekesamokesa, but that...
387
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,470
It's going to be simmered.
388
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:13,510
Why are you giving it to me?!
389
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,600
By you.
390
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,540
That's not fair!
391
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,850
I'll do toilet-cleaning duty for a week,
392
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,080
so please don't make me do that.
393
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,080
If you cook it yourself,
394
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,480
you'll have no problem eating it.
395
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,350
Please, don't...
396
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,320
Shut up!
397
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,950
This is a work-related order!
398
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,890
Are you really that yummy?
399
00:25:40,630 --> 00:25:44,700
Well, if the thing says so itself,
I guess I've got no choice.
400
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,970
The basics of cooking are S-S-R-S-M.
401
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:52,400
In order, sake, salt, rice vinegar,
soy sauce, miso.
402
00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,420
By the way, Mustard.
403
00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:59,580
You're not supposed to add sake.
404
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,790
So, make sure you don't.
405
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,820
Got it?
406
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,060
Yes, Ma'am.
407
00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:14,100
It can't be that bad.
408
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,070
It's being simmered anyway.
409
00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:22,530
I haven't had simmered
kinmeponsu in about a year.
410
00:26:23,110 --> 00:26:25,010
No!
411
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:25,980
What the...
412
00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,380
Officer Ketchup!
413
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,710
Mustard, you added sake didn't you?!
414
00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,490
I'm sorry, Officer!
415
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,220
I didn't realize it would
get drunk and turn nasty!
416
00:26:45,430 --> 00:26:48,500
Whaddya mean, turn nasty?!
417
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:52,560
No cop's gonna scare me away
from gettin' my alcohol!
418
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,240
So I says to the guy,
419
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,450
life ain't no bed o' roses.
420
00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:03,950
It's supposed to be cruel an' harsh an' all.
421
00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:08,150
As they say, you should have your
troubles while you're young
422
00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:11,990
even if you hafta pay for 'em later!
423
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:14,530
Hey, you listenin'?! Hey, you!
424
00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:15,790
We're listening.
425
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,630
Of course.
426
00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:20,290
Righty-o.
427
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,570
And when I was young,
428
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:26,140
life was even more worse.
429
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:31,280
For starters, nothin' good's ever
happened since my mom died.
430
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,750
Whatta load o' crap.
431
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:32,880
If this ain't worth a drink,
432
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,050
Officer?
If this ain't worth a drink,
433
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:34,950
What?
If this ain't worth a drink,
434
00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:35,950
As the Japanese say,
"Reality always falls short of expectations."
I dunno what is.
435
00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:38,790
Don't drink my a...
As the Japanese say,
"Reality always falls short of expectations."
436
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,980
In life, there ain't no god this
or buddha that.
437
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,860
The Battle of Bahaara, Part 1
438
00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,270
This is...
439
00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:01,410
Bahaara.
440
00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:02,310
Listen up!
441
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:06,110
We have to open a store in this city
and sell related merchandise!
442
00:28:06,110 --> 00:28:09,650
And the girl with the best sales record
gets a hanamaru!
443
00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:11,150
I won't lose this one.
444
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:15,390
I loved to play shopkeeper
when I was a little girl.
445
00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:18,490
They used to call me
Little Padu the Shopkeeper.
446
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,650
Though it was a dirty job.
447
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,760
Miss Happy-Go-Lucky-My-Brain-Blew-Up,
448
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,400
optimism alone isn't going to get you far.
449
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,300
Anyhow, it's time to open shop!
450
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:32,840
The Rabbit Shop
451
00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:33,840
Myumyu Goods
Figures
Bromides
452
00:28:33,910 --> 00:28:34,840
Various Cuts
Brochettes
Fish Cake
The Sea Meat Store
453
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:59,460
Business is slow isn't it, Uokichi?
454
00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:05,100
I guess the Uokichi-flavored fish
sausage wasn't such a good idea.
455
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,600
Fish sausage isn't in these days.
456
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,080
Maybe I should have gone with
457
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,610
Uokichi-flavoured waffles or gelato instead.
458
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,120
Yuck.
459
00:29:23,590 --> 00:29:27,530
This calls for some aggressive advertising!
460
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:31,060
Step right up, step right up!
Come take a look!
461
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,630
We have some nice figures and
other things for you to see!
462
00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:38,230
Step right up, step right up,
some nice figures...
463
00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:42,000
That didn't work either.
464
00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,410
You sure have some nerve, creep!
465
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,780
Wanting to relegate anything to my store!
466
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:50,010
Scrub your face and come back...
467
00:29:53,650 --> 00:29:56,920
Please cleanse your face and return
here the day before yesterday.
468
00:29:58,190 --> 00:30:01,960
Well then, I have work to do,
so if you'll excuse me.
469
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,560
Are you all right?
470
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:10,570
Thank you very much.
471
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:11,540
There!
472
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,370
Really, thank you.
473
00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:22,780
Lovely Little Papiko!
Oh, my Little Papiko.
474
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,580
I will never forget your kindness!
475
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:37,730
I wonder what was the matter with him?
476
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,130
Boys and girls,
477
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,940
this is an important tangent.
478
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,300
Make sure you take note of it.
479
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:48,540
And so you see, some time passed,
and soon it was after six.
480
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,280
The time of day when the
majority of residents
481
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,180
are watching anime, anime,
and more anime!
482
00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,380
Business is slow.
483
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:55,850
Business is really slow.
484
00:30:55,850 --> 00:30:58,380
For me as well.
485
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,390
But...
486
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,620
They're having a great turnout
across the street!
487
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:05,490
Want to investigate the enemy's movement?
488
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:05,930
Sister Prince
Want to investigate the enemy's movement?
489
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,560
I'm in agreement. I like your idea.
Sister Prince
490
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,360
Sister Prince
491
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,000
I can't see anything.
492
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,400
I can see nothing.
493
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,300
I cannot see.
494
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:17,270
All right, change of tactics!
495
00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,200
Ladies, you don't have to push.
496
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,030
There's plenty of merchandise
to go around, dear pussy cats.
497
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:30,950
Whomp
498
00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:32,820
Wow!
499
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,790
What is it with you?!
500
00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:38,290
Oh look, three Magical Girl candidates.
501
00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:40,760
What brings all of you here together?
502
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:46,630
Ah, you came to see why our store
is doing so well, didn't you?
503
00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:49,870
We serve a completely different
clientele from you.
504
00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:52,910
Independent office ladies
are loaded with money,
505
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,970
but brats have none to spare!
506
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:56,630
Shock!
Shock!
507
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,180
What should we do?
508
00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:05,850
At this rate, our sales will plummet.
509
00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:08,050
We'll fight them with character then!
510
00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:10,260
If the main characters are too weak,
511
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,660
you make up for it with sub-characters.
512
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:13,730
It's standard procedure!
513
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:16,360
We'll hire a new character!
514
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,060
Yes, Ma'am.
515
00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:20,530
What do you mean, "Yes, Ma'am?"
Do you know what I'm talking about?
516
00:32:20,530 --> 00:32:22,690
Please, remove your hand.
517
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,370
Why, Miss Pipin,
518
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:28,070
we are in the convenient age of the internet.
519
00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:31,110
All you have to do is run
a web search like this.
520
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:33,600
Hit the enter key once, then click here.
521
00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:36,920
I have a really bad feeling about this.
522
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,380
And I as well.
523
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:43,120
Transmission complete.
Please visit us again.
524
00:32:43,490 --> 00:32:46,390
Input Once, Instant Reply!
525
00:32:56,970 --> 00:33:04,940
Mata ashita aitai na sutekina dekigoto ni
526
00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:13,610
Darenimo makenai egao ni nareru kana
527
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:29,290
Yuuyake ni somerareta akai kumo
528
00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:36,940
Utatteru sou asu mo hareru yo tte
529
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:44,620
Kenka shita koto muda ni shitakunai
530
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:53,860
Datte futari kinou yori motto suki ni nareru
531
00:33:55,090 --> 00:34:03,070
Mata ashita aitai na anata no hohoemi ni
532
00:34:03,070 --> 00:34:10,540
Issho ni fuwafuwa soyokaze ni naritai
533
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:19,920
Mata ashita aeru yo ne kagayaku shunkan ni
534
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:35,130
Isumademo chikaku de onaji
tokimeki wo kanjitetai kara
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