Original subtitles

Zasshi no moderu mitai na smile

Dekitara suteki da na

Kagami to niramekko shite try

Kirameite yuku yo

Otona no kisutte donna kanji

Papa wa oshiete kurenai

Ohanabatake de shinkokyuu shitara

Haato no naka ga odori dasu

Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa

Ano hoshi wo tsukamaeyou

Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa

Masshiro na kono tsubasa de

Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa

Kiseki wo sagashi ni yukou

Padudu papaduwa padudu papaduwa

Negai wa kanarazu kanau to nee shinjite

Uokichi's Ordeal

City Desert

City Desert

The city appears to be in that direction.

Yes, that's correct.

Let us be on our way.

What a vast and total desert.

Do you suppose we took a wrong turn at that sign?

I think so, which means...

Maybe we just need to go back there!

Which way was it again?

Who knows.

Then that means...

We are unmistakably lost.

No!

No! I don't want to die here!

Hurray! A person!

Ahoy there! Ahoy!

Ahoy there! Ahoy!

We're saved! I'm saved!

Hey! Oh!

Miss Pipin!

Padudu!

You air-headed fish-girl!

Just be thankful I allowed you to rescue me!

I'll take you up on whatever favor you ask of me!

So, Miss Pipin, have you gotten lost too?

I was chasing you, and

well, you know.

She's just as cute when she's suffering!

Queen Purilin! I beg forgiveness for referring to the enemy as cute!

Zucchini is a naughty boy!

As much as I would like to punish myself,

there are no walls or rocks to do so with!

It's so hot...

Hey, you must be much cooler with that thing over your head.

Meanwhile, I've got direct sunlight shining into the core of my skull.

Hey, let me in too!

And me as well!

Oh! Don't pull so hard!

It stinks in here.

When was the last time you washed this thing?

Kyal, Lkya, please behave.

Look at her suffering!

Oh, I can't drink any more.

Miss Pipin, what are you mumbling about?

Miss Pipin?!

Did I just say something?

Yes, strange things.

If I'm speaking deliriously, I'm a goner.

You're right.

And I'm having visions.

I think I'm done for.

I'm getting them too.

And I as well.

Maybe we're all done for.

If we are all having them,

perhaps they're not just visions!

No, you see mirages in the desert.

Right now, even a mirage would be nice.

It's an oasis!

Not a mirage in the least!

What was that?

Who knows?

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

That reminds me.

Yes?

Aren't your magical powers all related to water?

What does it matter?

We have plenty of water now.

I guess you're right.

Stray, Slip and Fall

Padudu, wait, you!

Not that I've ever seen anyone wait because they were told to.

It's all just standard procedure. You know?

Wait, you!

Give me back my hanamaru!

Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it!

Give it back!

Wait, you!

Hurry!

Wait!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Risk of getting lost! Danger! Do not enter! Wait! Wait! Wait!

I said wait, you!

Hang on a minute, will you?!

You said yourself that you've never seen those words work before.

That's not the point.

Don't we have a bit of a problem?

Have we lost our way in the darkness?

Oh, I know.

I have just the thing. One moment please.

Boo!

Ouch!

The thought crossed my mind,

but that's so unoriginal, it sucks!

You do that again and I'll knock you out for real!

Yes, Ma'am.

Which way did we come from?

It seems that we have completely lost our way.

For the time being, let's go that way.

Which way would that be?

Padudu, your matches.

That would not be wise.

They're our precious source of light.

I get it. Then follow my voice.

It sounds like a gravel path.

Hey, that sounds like Astro Boy's footsteps.

What the heck is that sound?!

What was that all about?

"And so later that night,

after everyone had fallen asleep,

from the corner of the yard came the sound of digging..."

"Dig... Dig... Dig..."

"Waking to the sound, he looked out from the gap between the curtains,

"and a woman with long hair, soaked from head to toe,

slowly turned to him and..."

Stop telling scary stories!

"She turned to him,"

and what happened next?

"She turned to him, and..."

I said to stop that, didn't I?!

Uoo~!

Uoo~! Uoo~!

Now what?!

Oh?

Someone is eating your body, you say?

Couldn't he be imagining it?

UOO~!

Oh, be quiet!

Make him shut up, will you?

If Uokichi closes his mouth,

I'll be unable to see where I'm going.

I don't think that will matter in this darkness.

That's true.

Uokichi, close your mouth.

Uoooo!

Oh, be quiet.

I lit a match, but it's still pitch black!

Why?!

Moron,

that fish has his mouth closed, remember?

Oh, that's right.

Uokichi, open your mouth.

See?

No one is chewing on anything.

You're imagining things.

UO,

UO, UO,

U-O-O-O! UO, UO,

Be quiet, will you? U-O-O-O! UO, UO,

U-U-U O-O-O O-O-O-O!

O-O-O O-O-O-O! U-U-U

O-O-O-O! U-U-U

U-U-U

QUIET~!

Quiet, quiet, quiet! QUIET~!

Oh, quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! QUIET~!

Oh, quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet!

Look!

You're only ima-

Oh, no! Uokichi's lost it!

Calm down!

Stop thrashing around like that!

Please, forgive Kyal and Lkya for what they have done!

You see, boys and girls,

Padudu and her friends have fallen down a hill.

Remember to be careful on dark and hilly paths.

You're safe now, Miss Pipin.

Thank you.

Wait a minute, you!

You and that fish came crashing down that other time!

That time,

I happened to forget that he could fly.

Happened to forget?!

I failed to get a hanamaru

just because you were dimwitted enough to forget?!

That's it!

Oh, please keep still, or...

Sekine-kun's Secret

I've had a terrible time thanks to you.

Well, Miss Pipin,

if you hadn't come chasing after us with such a threatening look...

That threatening look part is so not necessary.

Now, now, ladies.

That aside,

if we don't dry ourselves soon, we'll catch colds.

Are these actually dry enough?

I am, I think.

But I don't think Uokichi is ready yet.

Let's see how Sekine-kun's doing.

Yuck!

He's still soaked on the inside. I don't need this!

Or this! Or this!

There's nothing but junk.

Oh!

"Oh?"

What if we just leave her be?

We can't do that!

But she is your rival, in other words, your enemy.

No more complaining! Let's go!

Ouch, my... Um, how painful.

Sekine-kun certainly has bad taste.

Not that rabbits are supposed to have any taste to begin with.

Well, we have to find Miss Pi...

It's Sekine-kun.

Hey, Sekine-kun!

Oh, Miss Pipin!

Padudu!

Miss Pipin? Myumyu?

Padudu? Myumyu?

Everyone, where are you?

What is it this time?

It's an awfully flat place.

Round and round and round and round and round and round and round.

Round and round and round and round and round and round and round.

Please, stop! You're causing me pain! Round and round and round and round and round and round and round.

I said stop it, you! Round and round and round.

Round and round and round.

I've got one!

What's this?

Just a sec!

It's a hole.

Do you see anything?

I see Uokichi.

Which means,

beyond that hole is our world!

We can go back!

Me first!

I'm the one who caught it!

Now, now, ladies.

I think I should be the one...

Hurray!

We made it back!

However...

Yuck.

So, we end up in the water again?!

Well, Miss Pipin, if you hadn't fallen in...

Are you blaming it on me again?!

Garden of the Doinians

Garden of the Doinians

The Garden of the Doinians. Garden of the Doinians

All those who strive to be Magical Girls

must at some point confront the trials here.

Long, long ago, on a stormy night,

a Magical Girl successfully defended the Garden of the Doinians.

This competition is fashioned after that historical event.

According to traditional rituals,

participants must defend the garden against the four legendary calamities.

Sekine-kun!

Now isn't the time to be discovering your natural instincts!

I'll try my best!

Trial

Number 1

Earthquake

Po-ro-ron, Pa-pi-ron, Pa-po-pi-ro-rin!

O garden, start hopping!

Now!

We can't tell!

If we're shaking!

Because!

Of the earthquakes!

Or the hopping!

Is that really the issue?

Kyal, you must hold on tight!

Dun-pan, Dun-pan, Dun-pan-pan!

Come hither! O flood!

Trial

Number 2

Thunder

Forgive me, Uokichi.

Is it over?

Yummy, broiled fish!

Trial

Nummer 3

Fire

Looks like more broiled fish!

Comic Book

Or should I follow it up with poached fish?

There! Take that! And that!

Just like that Japanese children's story, Mount Kachi-kachi. There! Take that! And that!

On Mount Kachi-Kachi... Hot! What catches fire... Hot!

Is a tanuki... Hot, hot! Not a rabbit! Hot!

I've had it!

Poro-ron, Pa-pi-ron, Pa-po-ri-ro-rin!

Deadly Crying Rabbit!

WAH!

Remember, boys and girls,

real rabbits don't scream, "Wah!"

WAH!

WAH!

What was that? WAH!

What was that?

WAH!

WAH!

We managed to defend the garden!

What are you saying?

First an earthquake,

then thunder

and fire.

Which leaves the last and worst of all the calamities...

Trial

Nummero 4

Stereotypical Middle-Aged Japanese Men from the '70s

Hyakchoo! Stereotypical Middle-Aged Japanese Men from the '70s

Don't squat in the streets!

What's with those frilly clothes?!

Keep your hands off of each other in public!

Drink milk with your hand on your hip!

Underpants are for wimps!

Don't make fun of adults!

Have your troubles while you're young,

even if you have to pay for them later!

Are they gone?

I did it! I defended the garden!

How unfortunate, you were so close.

But it's okay.

There will be plenty more chances to come.

Mustard and Ketchup

I'm so bored.

I know what you mean, Ma'am.

Mustard, think of something. Anything.

But, Ma'am,

how could I do that so suddenly?

Well, I saw this movie called Graduation last week.

Graduation?

Graduation

Magical Girl Candidate Graduation

Lacking In Talent

Only Accepted by Police Department

That reminds me too much of me.

Let's not talk about it.

Yes, Ma'am.

I'm so bored.

I know what you mean, Ma'am.

Mustard, think of something. Anything.

Well, I had this dream last night.

A dream?

Dream

Broken

Just Your Average Joe

Only Accepted by Police Department

Let's not talk about dreams.

Yes, Ma'am.

Special delivery!

Signature, please.

Coming.

Have a nice day.

Thanks, you too.

Officer Ketchup,

it's from your mother back home.

What's inside?

Well, it's...

Well...

What?

Well...

I think it says kinmeponsu, Ma'am.

Kinmeponsu!

Oh, wow!

Momma really splurged on this one!

I haven't seen such a big kinmeponsu in ages!

Hey!

Mustard, what are you doing?

What is that, Ma'am?

It's a kinmeponsu.

It tastes good simmered with soy sauce.

Simmered? We're going to eat that?!

Of course we are!

It's better than that Hekesamokesa of yours.

I like Hekesamokesa, but that...

It's going to be simmered.

Why are you giving it to me?!

By you.

That's not fair!

I'll do toilet-cleaning duty for a week,

so please don't make me do that.

If you cook it yourself,

you'll have no problem eating it.

Please, don't...

Shut up!

This is a work-related order!

Are you really that yummy?

Well, if the thing says so itself, I guess I've got no choice.

The basics of cooking are S-S-R-S-M.

In order, sake, salt, rice vinegar, soy sauce, miso.

By the way, Mustard.

You're not supposed to add sake.

So, make sure you don't.

Got it?

Yes, Ma'am.

It can't be that bad.

It's being simmered anyway.

I haven't had simmered kinmeponsu in about a year.

No!

What the...

Officer Ketchup!

Mustard, you added sake didn't you?!

I'm sorry, Officer!

I didn't realize it would get drunk and turn nasty!

Whaddya mean, turn nasty?!

No cop's gonna scare me away from gettin' my alcohol!

So I says to the guy,

life ain't no bed o' roses.

It's supposed to be cruel an' harsh an' all.

As they say, you should have your troubles while you're young

even if you hafta pay for 'em later!

Hey, you listenin'?! Hey, you!

We're listening.

Of course.

Righty-o.

And when I was young,

life was even more worse.

For starters, nothin' good's ever happened since my mom died.

Whatta load o' crap.

If this ain't worth a drink,

Officer? If this ain't worth a drink,

What? If this ain't worth a drink,

As the Japanese say, "Reality always falls short of expectations." I dunno what is.

Don't drink my a... As the Japanese say, "Reality always falls short of expectations."

In life, there ain't no god this or buddha that.

The Battle of Bahaara, Part 1

This is...

Bahaara.

Listen up!

We have to open a store in this city and sell related merchandise!

And the girl with the best sales record gets a hanamaru!

I won't lose this one.

I loved to play shopkeeper when I was a little girl.

They used to call me Little Padu the Shopkeeper.

Though it was a dirty job.

Miss Happy-Go-Lucky-My-Brain-Blew-Up,

optimism alone isn't going to get you far.

Anyhow, it's time to open shop!

The Rabbit Shop

Myumyu Goods Figures Bromides

Various Cuts Brochettes Fish Cake The Sea Meat Store

Business is slow isn't it, Uokichi?

I guess the Uokichi-flavored fish sausage wasn't such a good idea.

Fish sausage isn't in these days.

Maybe I should have gone with

Uokichi-flavoured waffles or gelato instead.

Yuck.

This calls for some aggressive advertising!

Step right up, step right up! Come take a look!

We have some nice figures and other things for you to see!

Step right up, step right up, some nice figures...

That didn't work either.

You sure have some nerve, creep!

Wanting to relegate anything to my store!

Scrub your face and come back...

Please cleanse your face and return here the day before yesterday.

Well then, I have work to do, so if you'll excuse me.

Are you all right?

Thank you very much.

There!

Really, thank you.

Lovely Little Papiko! Oh, my Little Papiko.

I will never forget your kindness!

I wonder what was the matter with him?

Boys and girls,

this is an important tangent.

Make sure you take note of it.

And so you see, some time passed, and soon it was after six.

The time of day when the majority of residents

are watching anime, anime, and more anime!

Business is slow.

Business is really slow.

For me as well.

But...

They're having a great turnout across the street!

Want to investigate the enemy's movement?

Sister Prince Want to investigate the enemy's movement?

I'm in agreement. I like your idea. Sister Prince

Sister Prince

I can't see anything.

I can see nothing.

I cannot see.

All right, change of tactics!

Ladies, you don't have to push.

There's plenty of merchandise to go around, dear pussy cats.

Whomp

Wow!

What is it with you?!

Oh look, three Magical Girl candidates.

What brings all of you here together?

Ah, you came to see why our store is doing so well, didn't you?

We serve a completely different clientele from you.

Independent office ladies are loaded with money,

but brats have none to spare!

Shock! Shock!

What should we do?

At this rate, our sales will plummet.

We'll fight them with character then!

If the main characters are too weak,

you make up for it with sub-characters.

It's standard procedure!

We'll hire a new character!

Yes, Ma'am.

What do you mean, "Yes, Ma'am?" Do you know what I'm talking about?

Please, remove your hand.

Why, Miss Pipin,

we are in the convenient age of the internet.

All you have to do is run a web search like this.

Hit the enter key once, then click here.

I have a really bad feeling about this.

And I as well.

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Darenimo makenai egao ni nareru kana

Yuuyake ni somerareta akai kumo

Utatteru sou asu mo hareru yo tte

Kenka shita koto muda ni shitakunai

Datte futari kinou yori motto suki ni nareru

Mata ashita aitai na anata no hohoemi ni

Issho ni fuwafuwa soyokaze ni naritai

Mata ashita aeru yo ne kagayaku shunkan ni

Isumademo chikaku de onaji tokimeki wo kanjitetai kara