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Monolith Films presents

Starring

LOVE IN FRENCH

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Oscar, wrong! Completely wrong!

I asked for something different!

Hold printing.

We have to print from scratch! The color doesn't match.

It was supposed to be sunny yellow, and it's almost orange.

It's Brazilian bile.

I know, but they are two different colors.

Alice, pleading. This is the fourth shift.

Everyone is already falling from fatigue. No one will notice the difference.

I see it.

Sorry, we are printing all over again.

Connect me with him.

He turned off his computer and cell phone. He sits with Lise all day.

Ever since you left, she hasn't left his side.

- Yesterday they had dinner with the CEO. - What please?

Kimmel arrived unannounced and immediately went to Bristol.

Connect me with him.

I can't. He forbade it.

How about Brazil? Weather like a dream?

I'll call you later, Pauline.

Let me help you.

I hope I didn't damage it.

Thank you, nothing happened.

Futbolista. Sorry...

Sorry.

This is my place. Are you out of your mind?

- Please take a seat. - I'd love to, but...

- Please calm down. - I am calm.

- Please come with me. - Where? - There.

Sorry about the clipboard.

Laurent Touzan, Alliance Francaise. I don't know anyone in Paris.

Maybe we could go out to dinner?

Pardon?

I don't wrap my mind around it. I save my time.

- This place is free? - Sorry, no more.

- Sorry to cut in.... - The gentleman sits down.

- What would you like to eat? - I'll have the lobster, please.

Me too, just make it better Than that way.

I'm sorry, but you have a ticket and an economy class menu.

What can I provide?

The captain welcomes you.

The aircraft is entering a turbulent zone. Please do not unbuckle your seat belts.

Rest assured. We are at the junction of masses of of cold and warm air.

And these are the effects.

Please look at the service. It always puts me at ease.

It is said that by flying we have one chance In a million... In a billion to...

Sorry.

No problem.

By.

It was nice to wipe out death together.

I am Balthazar.

Alice.

Please wait!

Alice, Mrs. USB...

- After all, I could have ordered a cab. - Fresh air will do me good.

At the airport?

Any interesting Brazilians?

But you scared me.

This is for you. A gift from Rio.

- Will you brag to your friends? - Chaddy, mom.

Keep.

- Thanks for the cancer. - Sorry, Zoe.

Ma'am! Alice!

Lamborghini Gallardo Spider. I test before the program.

Super. Where to put it?

Richard is off on Wednesday. Do you promise to come to dinner?

Did you know that a woman doesn't need A guy to feel fulfilled?

I said I was fine on my own. Don't look for subtext in this.

Wednesday, no discussion.

You must be mocking! You're matchmaking me with your gynecologist?

What's the problem? Sensitive, charming And workaholic like you.

He has seen so much in his life, That he won't look sideways anymore.

You know how to encourage me. Prince Charming.

- Good morning, Mrs. Lantins. - Good morning.

- She still in celibacy? - For the eighth year now.

And how about the stringas capital? Muchas stringas?

Breakfast?

I can't. The sweaty fraulein is back.

Apfel?

Good morning, Pauline.

Vincent is waiting at his home, And Apfel is calling about the USB.

I don't know. Wrap up the mess. Grandfather and grandmother are missing.

It was supposed to be completely different...

Ms. Lantins!

- How are you doing? - Good, how are you?

- Lise was at the dinner with Kimmel? - Hi, duh!

Speaking of the she-wolf.

High-five. Get your ass to work.

Alice, but you're a fry!

- Glad to hear. - I have an unearthly hangover.

At six o'clock we left Baron. Garou clung to me. What a wife.

Sympathy.

Good luck. Peace!

Can we talk?

One moment. Will you shut up?

Yesterday I went to our favorite Chinese pub by Central Park.

I remember.

Where we banged on the table.

You were so firm, manly.

- I can drop by later. - Sit down.

I'll call you back. I have Alice here. Bye!

Long distance relationships are a morass. I have it above my ears.

Did you see?

Vincent Kahn is leaving Europe. How's the photo?

- Great. - I'm looking forward to it.

What was it like in Bristol?

Kimmel was happy with Lise?

News travels fast. It was such an unannounced dinner.

I thought you would entrust me to "Rebelle". I will soon turn forty.

Forty already?

She is a woman orchestra: blogger, body art, go-go dancer.

Three marriages, including two with men.

This turns and excites not only me, But also our female readers.

Am I too old?

Picasso lived to 91 with the soul of a child. Age plays no role.

It's all about the approach.

Don't look at me like that. It gives you the shivers.

If something didn't go your way,

In the editorial "Passions in the chimney" a space is becoming vacant.

They will hire an editor-in-chief for 1l2 full-time positions. You will have time for your daughter.

- Are you kidding me? - From there.

30000 subscribers is not walking.

I have a lot of work to do.

Will you drive me to the party Alex's place on Friday?

I know, scary.

What are you...?

I wanted to surprise her. At your place ok?

You look tired.

No, I'm in great shape.

Do you have bread?

Pride.

After my appearance on the radio sales increased by 100%.

Martin is incensed. He asked for the same in September.

I don't have a single line yet. All day in lectures...

- Would you like a drink? - No, thank you.

Will you massage my back?

Wait...

Your fingers are a treasure.

Agathe read your book.

She even liked it. What was the title?

"An island without an ocean.

Stop. Enough of the good stuff.

Hi, Charlotte.

Your mother came out. "I love you, sunshine!"

"Take care of yourself." And now he's going to wave to you.

APFEL. USB. SAM.

- Can you hear me? - Who is speaking?

Lantins, We sat next to each other on the plane.

Alice? Good evening.

You called about the USB, right?

Yes, I am in possession of your flash drive.

Thank God. Can we get together?

- Of course, when would it suit you? - And now?

- Sure. - Then where?

- I'm at Quai de Jemmapes 162. - See you there.

Heck, I don't have a dime.

- Are you okay? - No.

You won't believe what happened to me....

We sit at the end of the bar.

- I'm in a bit of a hurry! - It's our happy hour.

I said I was in a hurry.

Yes, a crazy day.

What is she doing here? Isn't she watching "Downton Abbey"?

O 23:00? Such a powwow will recover for another two years.

Fanny, Guillaume - my colleagues From architecture.

- Alice is. - Friend. Good evening.

- How about a drink? - My USB!

I have them at my place.

What do you mean: at home?

We did not understand each other. I said, That yes, I have a USB ...

But not with you, only at each other.

And where is it?

Where is the "at your place"!

At my place?

I know, I was fooled. There was a black and white photo on the website.

You can get used to it.

Should I get on it?

I calmly and carefully drive.

Will you allow it?

Hardly a handy clasp.

Just put it on Twitter.

I invite you to my humble abode.

- Grazing. - You look dorky. - I look perfect in this.

It's like getting to know your parents....

Are you already at home?

As you can see.

Anissa, what are you doing here?

Tell him.

I was shooting a program in the area And guess who I ran into?

Sorry, it's Anissa.

We were in school together.

Centuries ago.

My father. Alice.

He talks about you all day.

Dad, please.

Do you have five minutes?

For what?

The lead of my new program. I need a woman's opinion.

I count only with your opinion.

Watch Luc Apfel every Wednesday In the AUTOHOLICY program.

Sit behind the wheel of the of the world's fastest cars.

Not yet assembled.

We will be racing on the world's most famous tracks

In the company of master drivers, Who will reveal their innermost secrets.

- Is jealousy eating away? - AUTOHOLICS every Wednesday at 11 pm.

And how?

Just be honest.

It has some advantages...

- Are we going to eat something? - Great idea!

We can order a bucket from KFC.

No, thank you.

Nice model.

- Can I get my USB? - Sorry, yes...

Please forgive me, it must be here somewhere, just where?

Would you like a cup of tea?

I have a white one, a green one? Black...

Maybe something to read in the meantime?

"Infernal Bjorn, "Forest of Hanged Foxes",

"In tribute...

IN TRIBUTE TO MATURE WOMEN

Where is this USB... There it is!

Thank you.

Do you need a ride?

I'll catch a cab.

Would you make an appointment with me for coffee... Some evening?

Not necessarily in the evening. It can be in the morning, or in the afternoon.

I am available. It doesn't have to be coffee.

I love sprite, sodas...

I know it's fashionable now And you are really nice,

But I'm not interested. Farewell.

Today's meetings.

Pauline, what's going on?

- I am passing on today's schedule to you. - Is everyone crazy?

- And what happened? - Look.

- There are rumors. - What are they?

Well, rumors...

Pauline!

Take a look.

HORNY MOMMY

Vincent?

I need you to approve the photos of the models.

Is it really you in these photos? No photoshopping?

How old is he?

Vincent, you can't be serious...

I had this look on my face when I lied to my father, That I didn't advance my English.

You yourself don't believe what you are saying. I assure you...

Alice, don't be offended.

This is exactly what I need you to be. Crazy, magical.

This boy gives you wings. An indomitable spirit.

For me, the bomb.

Ciao, the unruly one!

Vincent thinks you to be an alkaline whip.

Prove him wrong. He doesn't digest workaholics.

What is your advice? Do you want me to dabble?

Get a piercing In the clitoris?

Be the mommy they want to fuck.

- Who. - That teenager, Balthazar. Can you keep up?

Should I shag a teenager, To impress the boss?

Are you crazy? I love this job, But without overdoing it.

Wait! Pretend you have something in common.

Show up with him at events, hold hands,

lead with your eyes. Alice version 2.0.

It's been a kick of a year, Ms. Courtois. I'm about to finish vacuuming.

Rebel.

Otherwise you're dead!

Look for happiness everywhere.

Refuse and be selfish.

Listen only to your heart.

This world has you for nothing.

So fight, protest and incite rebellion.

Only rebellion.

Anxious?

The deal.

- To our pub? - Is it the same again?

- How about something Japanese? - Just not miso soup.

What else are you waiting for?

Hi.

Hi. How are you doing?

Good morning. What are you doing here?

I lost your number. I preferred to come in ... in person.

Nice to see you.

Will you show me around?

Extra.

Funny. So many memories.

- It's like I was still here yesterday. - Did you study here?

I'm talking about student life...

Of all the madness.

I was dating a certain Bastien at the time.

Bastien, Balthazar. You even have a similar name.

Actually interesting.

Do you have a free evening?

Evening?

Free...ny means unoccupied.

Great, I'll send you the address by es. For now.

What kind of music do you listen to?

Metronomes.

And what else?

Azealia Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics...

And the Stones from my dad. He educates me musically.

- A. Banks, Wu Lyf, Chromatics... - Feeling good?

Bottom line.

I'm flying. Chantal will be there in a quarter of an hour.

Evening.

Sorry, I did not have time to change my clothes.

- You look great. - Are you sure? - 100%.

And you dazzle.

Thank you. Let's go in or you'll catch cold yet.

What are you listening to?

This.

And I Azealia Banks, Wu Lyfa and Chromatics.

Oh, crap. She brought him in.

Something sticks out to you.

It's okay.

Try it, cool.

Would you like a drink?

Nightmare.

Claude!

Amazing exhibition!

- You managed to top even the last one. - Seriously?

I have not yet introduced you to Balthazar.

Balthazar, Claude Malle.

This is your work...

Nothing of the sort. What do you think?

Just be honest.

Listening.

You wanted to jump out of every inch of space.

Up to three times a piece, then boredom.

You have complexes about your image,

But for the viewer it becomes a a childish display of narcissism.

I already understand. He said ironically.

- Are you crazy? - After all, he asked for honesty.

In such places beware of it like the plague.

Modern art pisses me off. He doesn't grow up with so many artists.

My neighbor paints amazing paintings. Let me introduce you to him.

- This one only cares about how to sell himself. - He is part of the machine.

This is the worst: with one foot the artist, the other... Sorry.

Is that him? Simon, nice to finally meet you.

Looking for Vincent.

Good evening. This is my friend, Balthazar.

How are you having fun? Good evening.

This slightly bewilders me.

Me here, with you... I can't fit it in my head.

I think I need to wake up.

I wanted us to ... get to know each other better.

If someone had told me,

That I would spend such an evening with you....

Hi.

How's it going?

Are we not bothered?

Slack.

Looking for your boss? He called saying he wasn't coming.

- In vain you came. Macha? - I'm listening.

- Would you like to enlist? - I had an unpleasant ride once.

- Why don't you be tempted? - Alice: you're not going to get it! You must be mocking.

Caution with this...

Bulk.

Attention!

Sorry.

I will step back.

Richard arrived an hour ago.

Who?

My doctor!

- What kind of doctor? - Gynecologist.

I will burn with shame. Come as soon as possible.

Clear?

- Nothing serious? - Serious?

You said something about a doctor.

The daughter has appendicitis appendix.

- I have to go back. - I'll go with you to the hospital.

I'll take a cab.

Please stop! Emergency!

Come on, Alice!

I apologize to Ms. meaning you.

- To which hospital? - Which one? American.

- Should I go with you? - No, she will get upset.

Don't waste any more time.

- On Rue de I'Université. - It's not to the hospital?

Be strong, Alice!

Maybe you can also get yourself some cocaine brew?

Sorry.

Are these supposed to be jokes?

Will you eat with us?

Dinner?

Eat with you? No. Or maybe, after all. Well.

I apologize for my sister. It's not like her.

- She's ultra-punctual, doctor. - Richard, please.

Richard, I'm glad you're going to meet her, But be careful, she is very delicate.

- Babette... - She has long...

She was with no one, do you understand?

A gynecologist could give her courage.

She is.

Don't let me down.

I hope, that you enjoy the lamb.

Well awesome.

Richard?

- I just vegetables. - No couscous?

In the evening, I do not eat carbohydrates.

Do you want to live to be a hundred?

I'm a vitarian.

Which is to say?

I eat only raw foods from organic plants.

How did you meet my sister?

Alice is still unconscious After arriving from Brazil.

I've smoked a stupid thing. Sorry.

There really is a swarm of Of transsexuals?

Brazil is a paradise for them. Your parents should take you there.

- Richard knows as well as anyone... - On transsexuals?

Do you operate or taste?

- He knows South America like no one else. - A fascinating region.

- Last year I was in Honduras. - In Honduras?

An extremely hospitable nation.

The people of Latin America Are open to the world, to fellow human beings

And on what surrounds them despite so many threats.

One day they kidnap you, the other you end up in a landfill.

Sorry.

- Bottom line. - Are you all right?

Excuse me for a second.

What do we eat?

Hi, Caroline. Something fell out with me.

Hi. We must have passed each other yesterday.

My cousin invited me to a sushi night.

Vincent, let me introduce you to Balthazar.

I put down the theater and by midnight I'm in bed.

And there you go, 5 minutes ahead of schedule.

Come on.

How are you doing?

Tracy!

Who is it!

Group leader.

Balthazar!

Are you all right?

Is that one of the attractions?

I apologize for the prank. No more heroic displays.

No problem.

- Shall we go? - Sure.

Has Tracy left yet?

You only about one thing! For 20 years I haven't seen someone so gallant.

- Seriously. - It's a credit to my mother's upbringing.

If I hadn't helped this girl, she would haunt me in nightmares.

She would hit me on the paws with a ruler, shouting: "This is how I hid you!"

A capital boy. Where did you get him from?

- What do you have in common? - What do you mean, us?

You are inseparable. Have you introduced your friends to her?

- Friends... - And parents?

- Parents? - Do they know that you this one?

Super piece. Come dance to it.

Are you buying this transformation of hers?

Are you saying they weren't shagging?

- Nothing at all? - Banking.

Is that Zoe's mom?

- What are you grumbling about? - Get your paws off!

- Let's go from here. - Already? - I'd like to be alone with you.

Leave!

It has been deceased.

- And where did they go? - They went to go wild.

Thank you. Good night.

I parked there.

I'll walk you to the door. It's a rough neighborhood.

- The door is right behind you. - Anything can happen.

- I'm not threatened by anything. - Are you sure?

Yes.

- It's late. - Is it?

I didn't wear a watch. I think this is the second one.

Thanks again.

- No problem. - See you there.

Buena notte.

Well, no, but I'm a moron.

Just not "buena notte."

Evening.

Alice, sorry for the pathetic, Italian insertion. I am so ashamed.

Daughter at home?

No, she left for the weekend.

What are you doing?

What?

Nothing.

For bedrooms.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Pardon.

Sorry.

Stop apologizing to me.

Go on, don't interrupt.

2x2=...

4x2=8

8x4=32

32x2=68 No, 64

Angela Merkel.

Hillary Clinton.

Francois Hollande...

- Francois Hollande... - Shut up!

What time is it?

Late. Very late.

It's time to get up.

It is necessary to go home.

- After all, you are at home. - That's right.

Come on, get up.

There is no mercy.

- I rush to work. - And I'm off to lectures.

- In one shoe? - I couldn't find another one.

Do you want to go out like this?

No problem.

I have it just in case.

It will calm down in a while.

In a long while.

- I don't want to disturb you. - You can stay until it stops raining.

The cholera.

Alice Lantins?

I didn't know you wrote books.

Sorry, my daughter ate all the cereal.

Here you go, have something to eat.

I'll just have a cup of tea, just like you.

Not bad.

About what?

What?

The book? About nothing.

Can I borrow and judge for myself?

I read quickly. I'll give it away in two days!

Please...

- Are you expecting someone? - I said I put in your bag.

Hopeless weekend. It pours endlessly.

Hi, Elizabeth. This is Balthazar.

My intern.

Like I said, copies you have...

- Headphones. - Please.

Do you need help?

Won't you kiss me hello?

Is your belly okay yet?

- Zoe, go to your place. - Not in this sense.

March for Peace!

- I'm going to go now. - What a bottom.

I won't bother anymore.

- It was a pleasure to meet you.... however. - Me too... however.

By.

Another second.

Balthazar.

Sorry.

3 copies at your desk tomorrow at 9 am?

Go now!

Well, it happened. This was not in the plans.

Aha.

Why do you look at it that way?

Reality has outgrown fiction. The fairy tale has become reality.

- Nice story. - Are you laughing at me?

SORRY FOR THE DELAY, BUT.

SEE NEXT

UNDER THE BENCH

1... 2... Check...

Alice, can you hear me?

Are you sure you want to go to the To the party?

We can spend the evening alone.

Your 1st task - to locate pink vehicle,

The terror of the highways, Who will come after you in a moment.

When you get on it,

you must not ask the driver, where you are going.

He doesn't have the faintest idea about it.

I had forgotten to death: music for the road?

Do you call it something?

My ex-husband called him "a country dolphin."

He told me to remove it. I refused.

My little victory.

Can I ask you something?

You are funny, beautiful, brilliant....

Why...

Why me?

No, it's a moronic question. I just heard it now.

Sorry.

Read about my guy of the week? Titled, "I'm snatching up married men on Wednesday."

"A busy guy is a taken guy. That's his charm.

You get the best

and most importantly in those first moments together.

It is to be understood.... shagging."

I don't believe it!

- Did I offend you? - Not at all.

What will you surprise us with? "Ouch, my stilettos are too long."

"How to avoid wet armpits?".

I wanted to propose...

"Are you already a password on YouPorn?"

You what?

YouPorn. "Blonde.

"Redhead," "brunette." "shaggy mommy."

In the sense - me.

Guys like to pigeonhole us In their search engines.

Lila, you would moan with delight seeing, how it turns them on when they type "XXL chick."

Clementine, don't reproach your partner constant online transfers.

Prove that sexy teenagers from his computer don't grow up to be you.

And I don't mind at all being called a mommy to be fucked

...by a couple of wrinkles Under the eyes.

Let's be the dream, That surpasses your wildest dreams.

Dreams are dead, And we are constantly evolving.

Should we be your passwords on YouPorn? Agreed.

Just you guys try to get along with us. That's how I would conclude.

I used him. I have to confess it to him.

He will certainly not want to see me again.

Alice, don't even try to pull this!

Look at the face. It's generally okay, but those wrinkles.... ?

What will happen when it gets all wrinkled?

I'm putting an end to it.

Right now.

- Sorry, I lost track of time. - You're welcome.

Please.

Ladies ahead.

Here the meetings of the Communist Party Committee.

It is the work of architectural genius - Niemeyer.

He came up with and designed everything In 3 days. Gratis.

It has been standing for 50 years and has not aged a bit Hasn't aged a bit. Like something from the future.

Shall we have a drink?

How about a little trip next weekend?

A friend gave me the keys to a cottage of his parents in Brittany.

Amazing place on the beach. You could finally relax.

One moment.

What did I say?

Don't insist.

Go to sleep. Very good. Good night.

We can also take Zoe. To Brittany.

I have already learned to play the intern. All you have to do is locate the photocopier.

I think it's still too early for that.

You are right. I often come out ahead.

I'm starting to freak out.

I would like to be with you non-stop.

Today I took my temperature 3 times, But I'm as healthy as a fish.

I'm crazy about you, Alice.

Put her on the phone. Zoe, what was the deal?

Please listen to Chantal and go straight to bed.

No discussion!

I'm starting to be afraid of you.

I have to go back soon. The charms of being a single mother.

I have to get over it.

- Are you sure? - Of course.

Will you wait on the cage until I put Zoe to bed to watch a movie with me?

I love your staircase, and my film knowledge is

- very limited, so.... - I'm not kidding.

There is no place in my life for parties until 3 a.m.

Or spontaneous outings for the weekend.

- I'm a homebody. - You are entitled to them at your age.

I can't limit you in this. Think when I turn 40,

you will be 21, and when I turn 50,

you will have 31.

What can we look forward to after the nth date?

What do you suggest?

We shouldn't see each other anymore.

I don't understand. For the first time in your life you had a good time.

- How did he react? - To what? - To this backlash for promotion.

Did you confess? You probably don't want to distort the boy

- Relationships with women. - Of course!

How did you explain it?

More than a thousand emails in 3 days!

Your article on YouPorn comments All of France! Revelation!

- How is your Balthazar? I love him. - I'm taking him to Midnight Juggernauts.

- On Midnight what? - Minor.

- You guys for the party? - And it wasn't your idea by any chance?

Charlotte!

- Who did this to you? - Take a guess.

Farewell.

Poor Charlotte nuzzled her. Sensitive daughter you have.

- Tell us what happened! - Charlotte showed everyone

video on her iPhone and Zoe came out of her shell.

On an iPhone?

The full age of this lover of yours?

What are you ashamed of? To my eye, quite an exquisite one.

- Spare yourself! - A few years of therapy and she'll get over it.

And are you better?

Agathe is almost 29 years old. With 30, it's a different story.

Anyway, guys are allowed.

How can you be such a moron! Someone is paying you to think?

Your daughter must not suffer For 25 centuries of custom.

Look where I got your familiarity. Lord forgive me.

Thank you.

Now explain it to her.

Zoe, I'm talking to you!

You have only known each other for a month.

Your mother was pregnant 3 days after we met.

Now I understand.

- Going to a meeting with colleagues? - Can you manage? - Sure, baby!

- Thanks, Balt! - Just take a look at it.

Your new mom.

I'm taking her to Bali. I'm leaving you an apartment.

You are supposed to take care of him.

Do you hear?

- Are you all right? - Yes.

Is it about the wrinkled one again?

When I was about your age,

I met in Calabria a certain Francesca.

Phenomenal, twice my age.

She taught me everything. We made love until we fell.

I'll spare you the details. I thought it was love for life.

- It was perfect: physically, spiritually.... - Spiritually?

And then one day I felt...

weary, tired.

I panicked And I went to the doctor.

In his office, I see an intern.

A baying brunette. A chick like a dream!

She didn't have time to close the door, and we were already shagging like mink in heat.

We were cauldron...

Dad, to the point, please.

You learn from the classics, But you thrive in modern art.

- Do you get it? - Don't.

Not a bit.

- Come over for dinner tonight. - I can't. - Why?

I have a job...

- You just don't want to. - Don't talk nonsense.

I have to go to bed early.

- Are you okay? - No.

Alice?

Do you remember?

Unspecifically.

Arnaud Gaillard.

In middle school?

Pepperoni.

Well, yes! All rash...

Forgive me. I didn't recognize you.

What brings you here?

Playing squash.

Mr. Married?

- Please? - No wife or children?

I don't know anything about it.

We go on shopping. See you later, Arnaud.

Arnaud, well after all!

I remember him, he was so peckish.

Charming.

- Why didn't you take his number? - And why would you?

To call.

- Babette, let live. - Do you have any problems at work?

Stop it! Don't throw me into the arms of men.

- None of that. - It's like you're fixing your own mistakes.

Find a lover, go to a psychologist, But give me a break.

It's not my fault, That your husband knocks you once a month.

Attention.

You should be compact, ready and elegant. Especially Simon.

Is everything okay?

What time is it?

Tracy!

You look fantastic!

Note the smoke detector.

This is my team.

- Headed by Alice Lantins. - Very nice to meet you.

This is the cover design for the next issue.

The title is now in the background.

Text, more text and title in pink.

Pink is my favorite. Pinky Winky.

It fits like a glove.

Sucks.

What's wrong?

- Font or layout? - They are in order.

The model looks as if it has undergone stomach flu.

Gift, but it's Louis Gradel.

The most famous Versace and Dior model France.

Right, Alice?

It looks like half an ass from behind a bush.

How about this one?

And this one?

What do you say to this one?

Too dull to even clean at my place. God, it's so hard to choose someone!

And the boy who helped model on the catwalk?

- Who? - Well, this one. After all, you know him.

Of course she knows him. Do you like it?

Yes, we need someone special.

Great idea. You took it out of my mouth.

He will be a capital model.

- This is a bad idea. - Exactly that it is excellent!

- It will not be suitable. - It is perfect!

Tracy, this is not the best idea.

That what please!

Do you care about the job?

- He doesn't want to be a model. - I thought you wanted that.

He is now in session, and he is an incredibly diligent student.

Understand one thing. If you fail this, you'll be writing about regional fireplaces.

Do you understand what I am saying to you?

Balthazar mail here. Please leave a message after the beep.

Village, city, suburb, old and new construction.

The real estate market is in a slump. We take a look at...

One of the symbols of matriarchy,

this species of praying mantis makes its choice of mate

Of the young males.

Of course.

I will call in the evening.

For fuck's sake!

What is this mess?

What's wrong with you?

Are you sick?

First, jump in the shower.

What the hell is this?

Balthazar, says Alice!

Are you there? Open up for me, please.

Coming!

- It's her. - Who.

- Alice. Talk to her. - Don't open it.

- He'll think I'm a drug addict. - Get dressed quickly!

Shtynx as in a barn.

- You have nothing clean. - Damn.

Put on my shirt.

Take my shirt.

Open.

Good morning. May I come in for a moment?

Would you like a drink?

I'll have... pineapple juice.

I'll look for.

Good evening, Alice.

Are you all right?

I knew there was something left.

Seemingly in old age a person grows wiser.

It didn't come.

I waited, but she did not come.

Sorry.

Can you stroke my head?

- We're going out for a drink. - Right.

It's okay. Shall we go?

Please.

- We will give ourselves percentages today. - That's for sure.

I sympathize with the father's troubles. I hope he recovers quickly.

Without a doubt.

He is a tough competitor.

Nice to see you.

I don't know where to start. I have to ask you something.

Photos? But of me no photographer.

They will make them for you. And it's for the cover.

One day's work And a lavish payment.

You will be at the side of the most beautiful women in the world.

What more is there to dream about?

Nice to see you again, But let's stop there.

I'll get back to you.

Forgive me for bothering you. Call me back.

- He's on his way. - Are you sure?

That's a good thing.

There was supposed to be a lake, and there is a bayou!

- Patrick, dearest. - Don't kiss. You look sickly.

You, on the other hand, in vital form.

Don't lick my ass or I'll fart on you.

What the hell are you waiting for? Talk about what and how.

Talk the hell out of it.

We were waiting because our model was stuck in traffic, but already....

Kim!

May I have a word?

What are you doing?

When will you tell them, That he is not coming?

- And who says so? He is supposed to call back. - Admit it.

Should I wait in the piss For some unknown turd?

- We are waiting for an unknown turd. - Do you get paid to fart like a cathartic?

Patrick, relax. Enjoy nature.

Damn. Kim, put your headlights where they fall.

Vincent, we need to talk. I'm afraid that Balthazar rather....

Alice, security has already let him in. I will send him straight to the make-up room.

- Thank you. - At your service.

- You started to say that Balthazar.... - He just arrived. I'm going to go and say hello.

But you're horny...

- Yes... I mean no! - Could you watch Patrick?

Bright.

Stop being hysterical, mom.

Of course not.

I didn't say anything like that.

Such a one will live.

I feel like a dwarf here.

Move on.

Never feel small, son.

Stick out your cage!

Good morning, Balthazar. I'll let everyone know that you've already arrived.

The hairdresser is already waiting.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a hairdresser.

And you hook up with a gay man you meet, Because that's all he's good for?

Beautifully. Congratulations on your horizons.

Balthazar! Come on, baby.

I won't be able to look at myself.

Balthazar? Simon, remember?

We met at the exhibition.

I thought you wouldn't come anymore. You showed class.

Full respect.

She played nasty in front of you.

I wanted to apologize to you personally.

I don't know if Alice told you,

But it was all my stupid idea.

- What kind of idea? - Idiotic.

Since I got to know you better, I know it was stupidity.

What's that?

I will try to tell the story from the very beginning...

Dujardin's version of lajt.

- Is this where the circus is? - Is this the Balthazar?

Alice, won't you say hello?

Of course.

Any problem?

Shall we get started?

Once again. You on the left without the bovine faces.

Eyebrows down. Jennifer, make the effort.

You wouldn't be here at all, if Cathie had the time.

It has such a Tuscan, perhaps Florentine, beauty.

- That's great. - For me, no.

Try it sensually.

None of that. And now childishly.

Interesting beauty. Photogenic.

You, the dark one on the right!

Are you posing or are you lost?

Closer to the bubble. No, better stand back.

Antonella, look smarter.

Do you always have that?

- Something wrong, Baltimore? - Balthazar!

Are you smiling? Are you sick, have you popped your bubble?

How about a little more courtesy?

- I can't hear you. - A little more politely!

- Louder! - Louder, damn it! Who shouts at people like that!

- Help? - Me thinks. We have a trade unionist on the roster!

Patrick, you are becoming vulgar. Calm down.

I'm the one who has to calm down!

I'm zipping around like a stagecoach, And this snotty zombie is putting on a show!

Dung in a bubble On a walk in Central Park!

Thank you kindly.

I'm going from there.

And well. Get out!

How to open this bastard!

I have had enough. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Balthazar!

I am very sorry for you.

She's a terrible nag. I could have warned you.

- Forget the matter and apologize. - Me, apologize? Is this a joke?

You will never see her again. What's the harm?

Do it for me.

You should have said so right away.

Am I convincing?

I have not played in theaters since elementary school. Come on, after all, that's what you want.

- Are you crazy? - But you're turning me on.

What's wrong with you?

Don't you like how I play?

In fact, next to you I am a poor actor.

Amazing. If I had decided, you would have Caesar like in the bank.

For the role of the numbskull bourgeoisie, Who had to flaunt herself,

In order to get a fucking promotion, I nominate Alice Lantins!

A round of applause, ladies and gentlemen! For her great...

career.

Was it all for show?

10 years of camaraderie, intimacy, I would say "friendship."

I'm an idiot, I wanted to impress you.

I can only hurt people.

She is the one who deserves the position.

It's good that you say that, because...

You're fired, Alice. You're fired.

I give you back your freedom. You will have time to write.

This is your calling.

It's never too late, to find yourself.

Never, Alice.

The photographer asks if you will stop by today to her party.

Whiskey, vodka, tequila, A few lines and we can buzz.

Why not?

Thank you. I'm tired, but it's nice.

I'm not in the mood.

Mom?

You not at work?

I decided to do some cleaning.

You must not ask the driver, where you are going.

He doesn't have the faintest idea about it.

Don't you meet anymore?

Of course not.

It's peaceful. I'll never see him again.

Please leave a message.

Hi, Balthazar. Alice says.

I thought it might be worth meet ...

For coffee, or sprite. I haven't drunk it in ages.

Your message has been deleted.

Please record yourself again.

Hi, says Alice. I just wanted to tell you...

I know you guys hate me, But I have to talk to him.

He did not come to class.

It's in lobby A, downstairs.

Thank you.

For a penny of character.

Just that I have.

- Excuse me... - Hol A? Please follow me.

Were you standing in traffic?

- No, and why do you ask? - Bottom left.

And here is our guest today. Please don't talk.

You are a little late. The screens are on both sides.

This is a lecture plan. You have everything you need here.

Ms. Ronchevsky...

Good morning.

"How bold ideas

have changed the face of urban development."

Why such a topic?

Jean Nouvel,

Rem Koolhaas,

Friedrich ...sser

They were all united by The desire for change,

Which told them to take rarely traveled roads.

Of course, it happened These architects,

These great architects,

make mistakes, like any of us.

Often colossal gaffes.

But.

After all, they could have done anything to fix them.

Even on shaky ground?

- To which... - A very good point.

For example, in 2003 Flosch and Bernheim

They tried to save the lighthouse The Salers and the result was disastrous.

- Maybe they had faulty plans. - It's not about the plans...

The lady must be joking. After 2 years of researching the ground...

- One moment. - ...Six months of work...

Quiet! Excuse me, one moment.

Basically speaking, building on ruins is a sign of desperation.

Theoretically, yes,

But in my opinion...

I acted like an idiot, Balthazar.

I can't stop thinking about you.

On those nights

I didn't pretend anything.

What?

Bring it on.

One question.

Once we meet For the nth time,

then what?

- Gross. - Untrue.

Are you done yet?

- Finished? - Definitely.

Aren't you nervous?

I'm dying of fear.

Go there with you?

Relax. I'm on the spot.

Don't say that you have to be done from scratch.

Alice Lantins, you here? What happened?

This.

- Just not out loud. - First lines.

"Newton experienced a life-changing enlightenment,

When an apple landed on his head. My life was changed by sneakers."

A modest start.

- Sorry. - Are you okay?

The book spreads on its own.

Text: Piotr Licki