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♪
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Wait, you came out too fast.
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I had a new honk ready.
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Go back in.
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Oh yeah, no problem.
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Hey, wait a second, babe.
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I made you a smoothie
for the truck.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Is it too sweet?
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You certainly are.
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[kiss]
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Bye.
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Looks like the truck is gonna
have two smoothies in it,
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you know what I
mean? Smooth devil.
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Shred, you do know I
want to like you, right?
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I do.
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Ok.
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[singing and honking] ♪ Frank
coming out in the morning ♪
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[honks]
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Yasmine's great.
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I was on the fence about her
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after she ghosted you, twice,
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but she's back and
better than ever.
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She makes me meals, she
texts me all the time,
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she remembers specific details
from conversations we've had.
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She's pretty much obsessed.
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That's great, man.
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No, I mean literally obsessed.
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She stares at my
mouth when I talk.
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She might be unstable.
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That just sounds like
cool GF behavior to me.
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Ok, how about this?
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She watches me sleep.
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So?
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I watch you sleep.
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You tuck your hands under
your face like a tiny angel.
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Great. No more truck naps.
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Maybe it's you, Frank.
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You just draw crazy
people to you.
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I took Addy to school today,
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she made me drop her
off a block away.
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Yeah, I don't love that kid.
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That's my daughter,
but I hear you.
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[crossing signal]
Walk. Walk. Walk.
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Everything I do mortifies her.
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I can't even take my socks
off without her groaning.
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Yeah, but I've seen
you take off your socks
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and it's weird.
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You do it toe by toe
like a burlesque dancer.
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Give me the female perspective.
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How do I connect with her?
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You can't.
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I mean, she's a 13-year-old girl
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and honestly she kinda sucks.
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[Dispatch] Truck 8, there's a report
of a gorilla at Overlook Park.
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Wait, sorry, just to double
check, did you say “gorilla”?
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Like a large ape?
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Or like a freedom fighter?
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I'm sorry, would an armed
militant be preferable?
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[Dispatch] It's the animal.
We're Animal Control. Over.
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[honking]
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Woah.
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A giraffe and a gorilla.
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I wonder if that
means there's a...
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ZOO BREAK!!
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[blows whistle]
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♪♪
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Ok, some activists released
a bunch of animals,
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and we all know what happened
last time we had a zoo break.
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We get the first Monday
in May off every year
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for a reason.
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[blows kiss to the
sky] Officer Jones.
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Let's bring them
home safely, folks.
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Let's go.
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Alright, we need total
focus, no bathroom breaks.
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Oh, you can use the bathroom,
just maybe make it quick.
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No twos.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Frank, what's your status?
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Good news, we're
following a giraffe.
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Bad news, she's heading
towards electrical lines.
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Good news, they're in
an underserved community
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where electricity is spotty.
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Bad news, the city has
really let these people down.
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Emily, while I've got you,
just a friendly reminder
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that Isabelle's coming to
the office for lunch today.
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Yeah, Shred, I... I
really don't think today
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is the best day for visitors.
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Not even significant others?
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Rick used to come by
all the time before...
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He dumped Emily?
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Carl, we've been over this.
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Emily said he dumped her.
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After I turned down
his marriage proposal.
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Yeah. Emily shot first, so...
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Ok. Um, do we have eyes
on the flamingo, Carl?
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I've got a bit of a
worst case scenario.
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[thunk]
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Back to Isabelle real quick.
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She won't be a bother,
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you just show her
where the napkins are
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and maybe you two can
hang out a little?
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Uh, yeah.
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How about we keep
this line clear
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of personal relationship talk
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and just focus on
the escaped animals.
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I swear there was a
huge giraffe right here.
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What was that? Hello?
Truck 12, come in.
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Hello?
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Truck 8 located the gorilla.
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Patel, talk to me.
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We have eyes on
the party animal.
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And this time it's not Victoria.
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Okay. Stay here. Stay here.
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Is the gorilla gonna be ok?
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Yeah, he's gonna
be fine, sweetie.
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PATEL! GET THE RIFLE!
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Please hold.
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Ok, uh, maybe close your eyes
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unless you wanna see
something awesome.
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It's as easy as one, two...
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[dart shot]
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[hissing]
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[kids groaning in
disappointment]
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Sorry! And happy birthday!
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Oh, no.
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Base camp, this is Truck 12.
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We're back on the giraffe.
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Don't worry, we won't
lose him this time.
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Great. Great. Great.
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I am the lord of all giraffes!
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Bow down before me!
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I can't believe this is working!
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Hi!
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We walk the giraffes on Tuesday!
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I'm not surprised to see that.
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See how he pulls the paper
off those red velvets?
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Opposable thumbs.
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Real difference
maker in the jungle.
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Yeah, ok, that's awesome.
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Um, no pressure but
this is our last dart.
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Feels like pressure.
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[dart shot]
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[growling]
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Gorilla contained.
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Copy that.
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Well done.
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We did it, Precinct 22.
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We did it!
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[cheering]
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[pop]
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Bathrooms reopened for
any and all business.
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You earned it, folks!
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Yeah!
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They... they were never
really closed but...
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No, I locked 'em.
Y'all did it! Yes!
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Ok, we're gonna talk about that.
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Yeah!
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♪
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Yep, yeah, all the animals
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are accounted for
except for one.
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Oreo, our male king penguin.
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Probably snuck out in a
group of tiny groomsmen.
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Don't worry, we'll keep looking.
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Thank you.
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His mate, Patty, is
minding their egg alone.
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Oh God, look at her.
She's keeping a brave face
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but you know she's really
suffering deep down, huh.
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I know.
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That poor egg.
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Ok, we don't know
Oreo's side of things.
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Hey, Patty, be honest.
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Do you watch him when he sleeps?
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I'm sorry for him.
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He's in a weird
place romantically.
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His girlfriend pays
attention to him.
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Okay, we don't need to
involve her in my love life.
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She's got zoos to keep.
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Please, tell me anything.
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Most of my conversations
are with barking seals.
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Try sharing a truck with one.
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Poor guy.
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I know the shame of
being carried unconscious
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from a kid's party.
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Yeah, and I know the
shame of losing a deposit
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on a bounce house.
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Excuse me?
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Excuse me, hi. Channel 4 news.
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Uh, quick question.
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Can you just tell us,
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what was it like
to manage -Hi.
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A zoo break of this magnitude?
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Uh, actually, do you know what?
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You should talk to my
partner, Officer Patel.
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Hero, husband, father.
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Get in there.
Addy will love it.
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Go. Impress your daughter.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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Hi there, we're
from Channel 4 news.
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Officer Patel. I can
only give you an hour.
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Hey, Animal Control, which
one of these little piggies
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went to market?
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Hey, Shred tells me
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you think your
girlfriend's crazy for you
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but in a bad way.
I've been there, too.
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Both sides.
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Oh, good.
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Just the conversation I
wanna have with the person
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who should probably focus on
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the more important things
like finding shoes and socks.
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Sorry, I tell
Isabelle everything
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when she tickles me.
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Yeah, he does.
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Frank skipped his
leg day this week.
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[gasps]
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No.
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Have you guys considered
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making this relationship
long distance?
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Over by the copier is fine.
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Yeah? You wanna
go by the copier?
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I'll follow you anywhere, baby.
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Dear lord, it's a drop-in.
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What is she doing here?
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See? I told you.
She's obsessed.
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It just looks like
your girlfriend's
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visiting you at work.
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And with treats, which is nice.
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Unless those treats are
stuffed with air tags.
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I gotta break up with her.
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Well, when you know,
you know. You know?
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Me and Shred, we know.
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You and that woman who
doesn't look at all
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like a Yasmine, you
don't know. You know.
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I think your street urchin
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is trying to agree with me.
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Frank, if you wanna break
up with her, that's fine,
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but just promise me
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you won't pull an
Oreo and ghost her.
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Only cowards ghost people.
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I'm not afraid of looking
someone in the face
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and telling them
the hard truths.
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My man.
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Like how my dad thinks
you're a lesbian.
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Ok, I don't take
offense, you know.
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Although I am now
considering a hair cut.
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One comment you dismiss.
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Two comments starts to
feel like a consensus.
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Hey, we're waving and we're
waving and everything's normal.
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I'm taking her to
lunch right now
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and ending this
once and for all.
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Hey, there you are.
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Surprise. Hi.
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What're you doing here?
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Oh, sorry, that sounded harsh.
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Why is this happening?
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I heard about the zoo break.
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My manager packed
a bunch of waffles
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to thank you all.
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I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Not at all.
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Do you want to grab lunch?
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I would eat these but
thanks to your job
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I've had every possible
variation of the waffle.
265
00:08:54,459 --> 00:08:55,016
[laughs]
266
00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:55,850
Have lunch here.
267
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,760
No.
268
00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:57,777
The famous Yasmine.
269
00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,240
I mean, we've been
dying to meet you.
270
00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:00,263
She doesn't know who you are.
271
00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:01,206
I don't talk about work.
272
00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:03,708
Victoria. Obviously Shred.
273
00:09:03,785 --> 00:09:04,434
Hi.
274
00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:05,544
Isabelle.
275
00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,546
And... is that Emily
over there in the window?
276
00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:09,939
Uh-huh.
277
00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:11,107
Wow. You've catalogued
all the names
278
00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:12,603
of the people I work
with. It's chilling.
279
00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:15,202
Do you want to go get a salad,
somewhere public, maybe?
280
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,682
No, no, no. You're
not taking her away.
281
00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:19,632
I have so many questions
for you, like why Frank?
282
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,801
And also, him? Really?
283
00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:22,802
Him.
284
00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:24,396
I'm on TV! Everybody shut up!
285
00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:26,047
Oh, I've heard such
nice things about you,
286
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,214
so nice to meet you.
287
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,400
Oh.
288
00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:30,116
Everybody, shut up!
I'm on the television!
289
00:09:30,553 --> 00:09:32,812
In one of the most
dramatic moments
290
00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:36,724
of today's zoo break, Animal
Control Officer, Amit Patel
291
00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:40,579
needed a tranquilizer
dart to subdue a gorilla.
292
00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,230
I just want to assure
everyone at home
293
00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:45,083
that Timothée the
gorilla is safe
294
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,918
and back at the zoo.
295
00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:48,478
Safe and back at the zoo.
296
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,571
Amit Patel, local Seattle hero.
297
00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:51,590
TJ, back to you.
298
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,758
[man] Nice work
with that gorilla!
299
00:09:53,835 --> 00:09:55,051
Thumbs!
300
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:57,987
[laughs]
301
00:09:57,989 --> 00:09:59,598
- Thumbs?
- Yeah.
302
00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:00,748
Opposable thumbs.
303
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,061
Of all things
associated with gorillas
304
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,993
you blurted out “thumbs”?
305
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,511
Well, yeah. It
was top of mind.
306
00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:08,773
King Kong, Donkey Kong,
Coco, bananas, Diane Fossy,
307
00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,257
and you went with thumbs?
308
00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:11,668
I think it sounded cool.
309
00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:12,986
I agree with Carl.
310
00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:15,688
You know Carl's name?
311
00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:16,856
Oh, Carl Kurtkazky?
312
00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:19,175
Thank you, Yasmine.
Frank, I like her.
313
00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:20,434
But is she wrong?
314
00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,345
Because I wonder if maybe
I embarrassed myself
315
00:10:22,347 --> 00:10:23,955
and my family further.
316
00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:25,123
No, I think you're fine.
317
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,699
I mean, I think
Addy's a teenager
318
00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:29,136
so she's never gonna see the
news unless you show it to her.
319
00:10:29,187 --> 00:10:30,295
Yeah, exact...
320
00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:32,355
Are you are you saying
I shouldn't show her?
321
00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:33,948
Just got a call from dispatch,
322
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,191
there's been a penguin sighting
323
00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:36,134
at Big Splash Waterpark.
324
00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:37,543
That's gotta be Oreo.
325
00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,173
Frank, we have to get
him back to his missus.
326
00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:41,714
Nobody waddles out on
their family on my watch.
327
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,050
I know this doesn't
sound like a real job
328
00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:45,960
but I have to go
catch a penguin.
329
00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:46,961
We'll grab dinner later,
330
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,037
somewhere between our places
331
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,319
so we can take
separate vehicles?
332
00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:51,557
Sounds more
inconvenient, but sure.
333
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:54,227
You can tell me all
about your exciting day.
334
00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:56,988
That will be the main
thrust of our conversation.
335
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:57,897
Shred, let's go.
336
00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:58,974
Yes.
337
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,194
Hey, I think I'm gonna stay here
338
00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:01,642
and go through the
lost and found.
339
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,977
Oh, yeah? What'd you lose?
340
00:11:03,054 --> 00:11:04,353
Eh, I'll know it when I see it.
341
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,373
Good luck out there.
342
00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,002
[startles]
343
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,246
- Hey, boss.
- Hey.
344
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:15,840
Uh, if you can see
them, they can see you.
345
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,250
That was what I wanted.
346
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:20,494
Always watching, like
a normal, good boss.
347
00:11:20,572 --> 00:11:23,589
You have no reason to
feel insecure or weird
348
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,684
around some pretty girl
who's dating Shred.
349
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,261
No, no. No, no, no. I don't.
350
00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:31,338
And and are we all
agreed that she's pretty?
351
00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,174
Okay, you need to work
on whatever this is
352
00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:35,342
because the Emily that
I fell in love with
353
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,195
wasn't threatened by
a beautiful woman.
354
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,105
A beautiful... now
she's beautiful?
355
00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:40,924
She was pretty but
now she's beautiful.
356
00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:43,368
She's had a makeover over the
course of this conversation
357
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:45,352
which is great for her
and I... I hear it.
358
00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,871
I am spiraling a little bit.
359
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,431
So I should probably
deal with that
360
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,600
even though I've never been
so productive in my life.
361
00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:52,504
I mean, I've already done
next year's taxes somehow
362
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:54,120
and I don't even
know how much I made.
363
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:57,290
Let's just take a breath
and make some tea,
364
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,384
and then we're just gonna
really get in there.
365
00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:00,793
Ok, well I hope
you have floaties
366
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,703
because this pool is deep.
367
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,389
[upbeat music]
368
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,632
[Dispatch] Responding
officers, penguin spotted.
369
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:07,967
Top of the Splash Blaster.
370
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,311
Copy. Approaching.
371
00:12:13,641 --> 00:12:14,641
Oreo?
372
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,360
Frank, it's him.
373
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,462
“Yaz”.
374
00:12:19,464 --> 00:12:20,744
Now we're giving
her a nick name?
375
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:22,890
Hey, Shred, you gotta hurry up.
376
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,301
Yasmine is starting to
form office friendships.
377
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:26,486
I haven't even done that yet.
378
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,413
I think he wants to
go down the slide.
379
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:29,897
No, you want to
go down the slide.
380
00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:32,308
He wants to sit on an
iceberg alone eating krill.
381
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,419
Listen, this guy is clearly
looking for answers.
382
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,921
I think he just needs to
take a little journey, Frank.
383
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,090
I'm gonna send him.
384
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,092
Ok, buddy.
385
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:42,668
That's right.
386
00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:43,653
Yep.
387
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,655
[chitters]
388
00:12:44,839 --> 00:12:46,264
Bird incoming.
389
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,599
[Shred] Which slide?
390
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,601
The blue one.
391
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,268
Which blue one?
392
00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:51,661
[Shred] The Splash Blaster.
393
00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:52,687
Got it.
394
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,942
I don't see him.
395
00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:58,018
[Shred] Maybe he's stuck.
396
00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,353
I should probably
slide down and check.
397
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,171
You're totally
wearing a bathing suit
398
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,339
under your uniform, aren't you?
399
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:05,241
Affirmative. I'm going in.
400
00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:08,511
[upbeat music]
401
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:09,287
Wooo!
402
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:11,623
Oreo, I'm coming to see you.
403
00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,276
Wooo!
404
00:13:17,705 --> 00:13:20,632
He wasn't in there!
Did I miss him?
405
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:22,116
I was booking, man.
406
00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:23,693
I just wanna set the scene here,
407
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:26,453
an animal with a top land
speed of two miles an hour
408
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:29,081
evaded you and you've
got a loose bandage
409
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:30,183
in your hair.
410
00:13:31,719 --> 00:13:33,228
What have I done?
411
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,647
Poor Patty, poor egg.
412
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,484
As God is my witness I will
reunite this family, Frank.
413
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:40,877
Good God.
414
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,821
She's assimilated
the lunch bunch.
415
00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,364
I have to quit my job.
416
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:47,809
Do you have a towel?
417
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,162
♪
418
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:53,998
Oh, hi. Can I help you?
419
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:55,983
Yes, you can.
420
00:13:56,061 --> 00:13:58,077
Hi. I would like
to adopt a dog.
421
00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:00,839
I'm looking for something
fluffy and little
422
00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:01,915
and loyal.
423
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,210
Unlike my assistant
who just quit
424
00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:05,251
and forced me to
adopt my own dog.
425
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,827
Actually, could you
come back later?
426
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,754
We were about to do a deep dive
427
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,256
and it's about to get raw.
428
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,683
Oh, I have a body
butter for that.
429
00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,039
Unless you mean emotionally raw,
430
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:15,761
in which case I have a
different body butter for that.
431
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,671
Oh my gosh, it's... it's you.
432
00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:19,749
I just watched your Ted Talk.
433
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:20,751
You're uh...
434
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,269
At the level of fame
you don't know my name.
435
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,487
[laughs]
436
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,090
Um...
437
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,590
Fff...
438
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,592
Fi...
439
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,192
Fi... Foo...
440
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:32,929
- Fiona Holcomb.
- Fiona Holcomb.
441
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,281
Yes, the lifestyle brand maven.
442
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,207
That's me.
443
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:39,193
Oh my gosh. I'm Emily Holcomb.
444
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,787
Nope. No, I'm not.
It's Emily Price.
445
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:45,049
Uh, sorry, I've never met a
female billionaire before.
446
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,777
Or any billionaire, so...
447
00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:48,553
Breathe.
448
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:49,721
[inhales]
449
00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:50,797
There we go.
450
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,707
Spots. Tiny little spots.
451
00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:54,784
Too deep. Too deep.
452
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:55,826
It's very exciting for me.
453
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,286
[message alert]
454
00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:59,213
It's Addy. She must
have unblocked me.
455
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,456
“You seen this?”
456
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,458
Thumbs!
457
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:04,736
[remix music]
458
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,698
I just want to tell everyone
that Timothée, the gorilla
459
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,555
is safe and back at the zoo.
460
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,390
[music continues]
461
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:10,557
Thumbs!
462
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,301
What is...?
463
00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:13,369
Thumbs!
464
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,039
I'm everywhere.
465
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,083
This is so great!
466
00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:20,977
She's texting me again.
467
00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:22,754
“You ruined my whole life.”
468
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:23,904
Yeah, there she goes.
469
00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,314
She blocked me again.
470
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,150
This seems worse
than the socks thing.
471
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,426
Truck 8 to Truck 12.
472
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:29,819
Oh, so my stuff's
over then, huh?
473
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,095
Truck 12 responding.
474
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:34,173
I just wanted to say that
Yasmine is a great hang.
475
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,417
She is so fun to
make fun of you with.
476
00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,918
Plus she gave us those waffles
477
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:40,346
some of them had chocolate
chips in them, the tiny kind?
478
00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:41,423
Okay.
479
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,092
Hello? Hello? Did you cut out?
480
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,352
No, he's just being weird
481
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,521
because he wants to
dump her for bizarre
482
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,339
and confusing reasons.
483
00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:51,115
What?!
484
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,192
That's crazy!
485
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,320
She's so much better than him!
486
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:54,452
She likes to watch me sleep
487
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:55,787
and I found a pair of
my compression shorts
488
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,862
at her place.
489
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,698
Yes, but maybe you
just left them there.
490
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,291
No, she wants my scent.
491
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:01,867
Well, she could sniff a bar
492
00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:03,352
of Irish Spring
soap then, maybe.
493
00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:04,353
[laughs]
494
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:05,871
Seriously, she's
young, she's hot,
495
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,632
she clearly has low standards.
496
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:10,193
You're just sabotaging this
because it's getting serious.
497
00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,694
She's kinda right.
You're a saboteur.
498
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:14,121
Totally. Can we raincheck
this conversation?
499
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:15,974
Do not pull a Victoria
and break up with her
500
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,226
just because things are
going well, you muppet.
501
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,875
You know, maybe I left the
compression shorts there
502
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,543
after I went to the gym.
503
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,729
Is it possible this
is all in my head?
504
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:30,805
- Yes!
- Yes!
505
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:31,882
Yes.
506
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,241
Yes.
507
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:35,410
[school bell rings]
508
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:38,405
[Addy] Dad!
509
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,958
Dad, come here!
Over here, Dad!
510
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:47,913
Hey, everything ok?
511
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,065
Stop being weird.
512
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,566
My friends want to
meet Officer Thumbs.
513
00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:52,326
Everyone at school
thinks you're hilarious.
514
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:53,586
Thumbs, can I get a photo?
515
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,329
Oh, uh... yeah, ok.
516
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:58,391
Everyone, here
he comes. Get in.
517
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,170
[snapping photos]
518
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,263
Do the voice?
519
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,932
[chanting] Do the
voice! Do the voice!
520
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,417
Thumbs!
521
00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:09,527
[cheering]
522
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,867
Ok. I will take her.
523
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,760
Oh. That was fast.
524
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:18,928
Yes. Well, it had to be.
525
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,280
Um... oh, I don't
want to be rude
526
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:24,283
but um... it absolutely
reeks in here.
527
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,711
Um, yeah, it does.
No, that's fair.
528
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,605
In my perfect world we'd
have a designated play area
529
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:32,441
that could double as a space
for adoption visits, but...
530
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:34,886
There's no perfect world
unless you create it.
531
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:38,038
I'm just gonna jot
that down real quick.
532
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,282
Have you not read my new book?
533
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,616
I thought it wasn't out yet.
534
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,450
I'm so sorry.
535
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,060
No apologies.
536
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,544
What is holding you back
537
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:44,948
from building that
dream space, Emily?
538
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:48,524
Funds, mostly, and
also a little um...
539
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,294
No, it's 100 percent funds.
540
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,630
Are you being fearlessly
honest with yourself?
541
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:56,723
Oh, that's one of your
core philosophies.
542
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:57,817
Yes, that's right.
543
00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:01,079
Um, well, I just got
out of a relationship
544
00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:03,489
and then there's this other guy
545
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,974
Mmhmm.
546
00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,016
Okay, okay, okay. You really
need to read Chapter 6.
547
00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:08,978
- Totally.
- Shh.
548
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:09,979
When faced with a setback
549
00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,406
double down on an
area of strength.
550
00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:17,153
Now, work is clearly an area
of strength for you, Emily.
551
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:19,246
Oh, really? Do you think so?
552
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:21,766
If you need money you
need a fundraising board
553
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:23,175
and someone great to run it.
554
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:26,229
Um, you are someone
great. [chuckles]
555
00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:28,589
I am.
556
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:29,666
Yeah.
557
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:31,425
Write a proposal.
558
00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:34,687
If it wows me, I will do it.
559
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,505
[phone rings]
560
00:18:36,524 --> 00:18:37,615
I need to take this.
561
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,268
Oh, she just took the dog.
562
00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,028
You know, we have um,
563
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,514
some forms and a
$45 adoption fee.
564
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,016
But you know, I'll front you
565
00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,701
and then we'll
settle up when uh,
566
00:18:48,777 --> 00:18:50,378
we talk about the board.
567
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,466
Clear my afternoon, Bettany.
568
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:58,377
I have a book to read
and a proposal to write.
569
00:18:58,454 --> 00:18:59,804
We aren't having tea, are we?
570
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:03,391
No. A fearless look at my
pain will just have to wait.
571
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,127
Everyone was so sweet.
572
00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:09,388
Patel even showed me
his secret napping spot.
573
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,390
Really, I just found him
sleeping under his desk.
574
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,967
Yeah, he makes a surprisingly
comfortable foot rest.
575
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:15,319
[laughs]
576
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:18,305
I want to say I'm sorry for
acting so weird earlier.
577
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,549
Zoo breaks only happen
once every 40 years
578
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,994
so I probably only have
one left in my career.
579
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,403
How long do you plan on working?
580
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,888
Oh, I have Peter Pan syndrome.
581
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:26,958
I haven't thought about it.
582
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,057
[laughs]
583
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,203
But I'm really glad you came by.
584
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,318
It was about time
you met everybody.
585
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:32,411
Yeah?
586
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:33,488
Definitely.
587
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:34,564
Oh.
588
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,567
[kiss]
589
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:39,402
Ok, listen.
590
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,378
Um, do you remember
my cousin Anne?
591
00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:42,996
- With the X-Files tattoo?
- Yeah.
592
00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,142
She's getting married in Madrid
593
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,242
and my whole family's
gonna be there,
594
00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:48,394
and they would all
really love to meet you.
595
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,857
Absolutely.
Definitely. I'm in.
596
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,192
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
597
00:19:54,936 --> 00:19:56,919
Hey, I'm here. Frank?
598
00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:58,587
I couldn't do it.
I'm ghosting her.
599
00:19:58,589 --> 00:19:59,922
She wants me to go
to freakin' Madrid.
600
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:02,366
I'm also stuck, so
can you give me a tug?
601
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:03,587
Wait, I thought
you were back in.
602
00:20:03,611 --> 00:20:05,203
No. I'm taking the
coward's way out.
603
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:07,187
I admit it, I have
intimacy issues,
604
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,040
so give me a tug, you
judgmental bastard.
605
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:10,708
Wait, your butt is wedged.
606
00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,429
No offense, but that's
a lot of Frank cake.
607
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:13,769
Do you want me to get Isabelle?
608
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:15,213
She's in the car.
609
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:16,214
Why? We need someone to
steal me out the window?
610
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:17,531
Wow.
611
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,291
Ok, it's hard to take
the moral high ground
612
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:20,679
when you're halfway
out of a bathroom, bud.
613
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:22,945
I like to think that I'm
halfway in the bathroom.
614
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,180
I'm a pessimist, so...
615
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:25,948
- Ok.
- Ok.
616
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:26,799
You ready?
617
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:27,783
Here we go. Okay.
618
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:28,785
[groans]
619
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,786
One, two...
620
00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:31,787
[groans]
621
00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:33,046
Ok, two more tugs
622
00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,140
and we gotta think
about losing the pants.
623
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,293
- [groans]
- No, no, no, no!
624
00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:38,295
[thud]
625
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:42,966
[knocking]
626
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,245
Hey. I'm here to apologize.
627
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,632
I'm sure you got a
lot of questions.
628
00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:49,563
Not really.
629
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,897
You freaked out and ghosted me.
630
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:52,475
I'm pretty familiar
with that move.
631
00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:53,417
I'm sorry.
632
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:55,160
I made up this whole
story in my head
633
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:56,903
that you were obsessed with me.
634
00:20:56,981 --> 00:20:58,071
Obsessed with you?
635
00:20:58,149 --> 00:20:59,257
I know, it's my stuff.
636
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,576
You're amazing, I'm just
an emotional cripple.
637
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:04,153
Well, thank you for saying that,
638
00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:07,098
but we are about 12 years past
being able to use that phrase.
639
00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:08,657
Add that to the list of things
640
00:21:08,659 --> 00:21:09,767
that I need to work on,
641
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:13,104
along with my inability
to avoid weird goodbyes.
642
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:16,423
So au revoir, Mademoiselle.
643
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:19,001
♪ Just as soon as you
go taking that vow... ♪
644
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,020
♪ There'll be a
change in your ways ♪
645
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:22,154
Goodbye.
646
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:25,190
♪
647
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,344
♪ You better run
for your life, ♪
648
00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:29,512
[sighs]
649
00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,772
♪ unless you're
running into love, ♪
650
00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:34,775
♪ huggin' and kissin' is...
651
00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:37,461
♪ you're running into love.
652
00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:39,505
♪
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