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Wow. Juhi Chawla!

I have to go to shooting and my car is in trouble.

Can you give me lift?

Yes, I mean no, I mean definitely.

Come. Please come.

I am so lucky that I got you.

I can't forget your help for the rest of my life.

What help! This was my duty, madam.

How sweet! We don't get people like you these days. - O God.

Madam is here. - Bring some tea for her.

Keep this aside. Turn on the light.

Bye, bye.

Thank you. - Mention not.

Bring a glass of water. - Listen.

Can you meet me again?

O God! - Hurry up.

Miss. Juhi, why did you call me so suddenly?

Just like that. I felt like meeting you. - I see.

This place is so romantic, isn't it? - Yes.

Sometimes I feel that if didn't had the help of..

..these strong arms, what would have happened to me?

Promise me that you will always be with me.

What are you saying, Miss. Juhi!

Not Miss. Juhi, call me just Juhi. - Wow.

Juhi.

Hey, come here. - Wow. Govinda.

Who are you? - Govinda, meet him, he is Mr. Amar.

I told you about him.. - I see, so he is the person..

..who helped you at each step. Very amusing.

You are a very good-looking person. - Thank you.

You choice have improved.

Excuse me. - She is a shy girl. And listen..

You are so good-looking, why don't you give a try in films?

Hi. - I got many offers, but I am very choosy.

Take 21, action. - Come and hug me.

No, Gopal. This can't happen. - Why can't this happen?

This because you are rich and I am poor.

Come and give me a hug.

But Gopal, try to understand..

..the helplessness of a woman. - What's that?

This won't let us live and this is the truth.

The truth is that you love me the truth is that I love you.

This is the truth and everything is a lie.

Remember this and forget everything.

Come and give me a hug. - Govinda! Get closer.

What's happened? - I thought Shahrukh Khan came.

Shit. Shahrukh Khan, Govinda, Sunny Deol..

Your life consists of just this. I heard that you are doing..

..many films, a bit more than required.

Yes, people like our pair.

And you? - Me too. He is very handsome.

Why? Are you feeling jealous?

I fear that I won't kill anyone. - Amar. Did you get angry?

I was just kidding. You are everything to me.

You are my dear one.

Yes, Amar. I am unable to live without you now.

Come, let's go somewhere and get married.

I will leave the film line for you.

No, you need to leave the film line.

You continue it. I am with you. I will take care of everything

I will handle everything. And I will also select your heroes.

And stay a bit away from them.

Amar, how sweet! - Juhi, my darling.

In front of the God, I accept you as my husband..

..from the bottom of my heart.

Me too, in front of the God, I accept you as my wife..

..from the bottom of my heart along with your money.

What's this, father? You spoiled my dream.

I was about to put the garland on the heroine..

..and came right then. Couldn't you come a few minutes later?

Stop the nuisance and get up from here.

You are sleeping on the cashier's seat!

I told you many times not the..

..let his near the money box.

I actually.. - What's there in you box! A beggar..

..in Bombay earns more than what you have in this box.

Babulal, be careful. Don't cut his ear like you did yesterday.

Brother, be careful. - Who can there be notes in this box?

Yesterday, you took 100 rupees note from this box.

I actually spent it. I got my hair cut with Rosy's soft hands..

..in Taj Mahal hotel's saloon. - What!

I earn that money after doing 20 haircuts..

..and you donated that money to the Taj-people.

And it seems that you didn't even have the haircut.

I had, but it doesn't appear.

It's the latest French cut, you see, lacupe force de hair.

What's the matter, you are talking in English?

I have provided you with education..

..and did everything for you with the money I earned here.

..and somehow I got you admitted in the college.

But what's the profit! You were also thrown out of there.

I wasn't thrown out father, I left that college.

Actually, the principal didn't understand my views. - What!

Actually, there are many ideas in me..

..which are for the young generation, for this country..

..and especially for the fathers.

According to me, till the fathers..

..of this country won't be cured..

..this country can't be develop. The principal's son..

..understood this, but the principal couldn't and you..

I'll shave you head right now. - Father, what are you doing!

If you'll shave my head, people may think that are dead.

Shut up, donkey. - Please calm down, father.

And listen to my idea. I think we should sell this shop.

I mean we can buy bangles' shop with that money.

Bangles' shop? - Yes, bangles' shop.

Think about it.

We will be surrounded with beautiful ladies all the day.

I will be dealing with the daughters..

And you will be dealing with the mothers.

Somewhere there will be the eye-contacts.

Somewhere there will be the blushing hair.

And somewhere there will be the adjustments in the sari.

Their soft hands in your thick hands.

And you are putting the bangles with so much love.

And you are doing ah, ah, with naughtiness.

Babulal, I told you to cut the ears with care.

This happened because of you. - Because of me?

Yes, because you are saying all the rubbish. Get out.

..but people respect me here. - Is it so?

You steal the money from my box.

What are you doing here? Go away.

You try to be a hero of this street.

Father, right now you are very angry.

I will explain this to you in the evening.

You will come again in the evening? Shameless person!

There won't be any other worthless son in this world.

There will be, father. There will be.

There will a son like me, where there will be a father like you.

Bhola, today, my left eye is shivering.

It is a very good sign.

I will get good news? For me the last happy day..

..from that day, my able son, Prem didn't let me be happy.

I earn and he spends. - Brother.

Yes. - Whom are you scolding?

I am my son, but why did you come here?

Did you forget, you owe 500 rupees to Mr. Lala.

What 500? O no, I owe 500 rupees to Mr. Lala.

Yes, I will give the money. Here it is. Five crisp notes of 100.

Prem has stolen it again. - Why are you making excuses?

That poor kid is in the Wah, Wah studio.

He is in the Wah, Wah Studio? - Yes.

The filmy malaria Jonny, you are robbing my son?

The Jonny had shown the dreams of films to my father..

..and sent him to Bombay and he never returned.

In some movies he stood like this is the crowd.

This Jonny is fooling my son? Where is my stick?

Wow. What a face!

You are one of a kind.

What's this? - So that the evil eye shouldn't fall on you.

Sir, can I become a star?

Can I become a star? You are already a star. Lights off.

Sir, now start the Wah, Wah productions.

It has already begun. I have already talked to Amitabh.

But me? - You will be the hero. he will play your father's role.

Is it ok with you? - Yes, definitely.

Amitabh and me..

Father and son..

And a showdown between us! Wow. What a scene!

It's hot. The Wah, Wah productions' tea.

Here it is. - And bring a tea for sir. And listen..

Yes. - Subash Ghai was about to call.

Yes, he will call is a moment.

I gave your photos to Subash.

He too wants a face like yours for a new film.

The Dracula's love story.

Dracula's..

This is Jonny from Wah, Wah productions.

Hello sir, remember your promise of my role.

Hello, Shubbu, yes. It's Subash Ghai's call.

Sir, convey my regards. - Ok, buddy..

..tell me did you like the photos?

They have created a stir in Bombay?

The people over there liked it so much? Very good, buddy.

What! Non. Is it so?

He showed your photos to Madhuri Dixit.

What does she say? She will work just with him?

She won't work with anyone else? Great.

She has also kept a photo. Very good. Non.

There are two heroines in the film. They also talked to Juhi..

She took your address. She is coming here to meet you.

Are two heroines ok with you? - Definitely.

Definitely, it will work.

Get up, buddy. You work is done.

It's done. There it is done.

Wah, Wah Productions is in trouble.

The laundry-man is saying that if he doesn't get his Rs. 500..

He will take away the camera.

I am trying to give new artists to the industry..

..and here they are trying to take away my camera?

He can take away the camera, but not his destiny.

Give him the camera. - Stop.

He wants to give the money. Give him.

Take this and throw this on this face.

I will throw you out of here.

You are donating my hard-earned money to this fool?

Father, he will make me the hero. - Will he?

He couldn't become even a peon himself.

I will also make you the hero in my film, uncle.

Uncle. You are a very old-timer.

Listen to me carefully. If you try to fool my foolish son..

..then I will put the needle in this ear and take it out..

..from that ear. I will punish you hard.

I will make you a deaf man.

Father, whatever you may say I will become something.

Greetings, sir. - You fool, take the scissor in the hands..

..and start sewing. - Father, I can't do that.

You can't do that? Then, can you hold a beggar's bowl?

No, father. Father, I can see my destination in front of me.

In front of you, there is a police-station and graveyard.

Tell me which one is your destination?

Father, how should I tell you, my stars is about to shine.

Welcome madam. - Thank you.

Welcome madam.. - It is nice to see you here.

Enough. Stop it, please. It's too much.

Is it true that you came to India to marry?

Right, I came here to marry. What's so surprising in it?

The daughter of such a rich person, Ram Gopal Bajaj..

..Miss. Raveena. You have seen the whole world.

Then why did you choose India for this?

I mean why did you choose Indian man for this?

The thing is that people here love the love so much.

Yes. - I mean they don't deal with head, but with their heart.

I too want such a crazy lover.

- You will definitely get one..

Because this country is full of crazy people.

You will search one, and you will get thousands.

You naughty man.

Madam, did you say anything? Did you hear anything?

We haven't heard anything. - No, I haven't said anything.

Is it wrong if I say something? - Yes, madam.

They will understand a little and they'll write many things.

They will write something here and something else will print.

And whatever will be printed will be something else.

And that something else will be really something else.

Correct. - Yes, there will be something else.

Mr. Something! Who are you?

She is Karishma, my - Secretary - Cum - Friend.

Cum. - Adviser. - Cum. - Attendant.

Cum. - Cook. - Hold on..

What if you get two persons at a time, one with a big heart..

..and one with good of brain. Then what will you do?

I will reject both. - Because my madam likes a person..

..who has a bit of heart.. - And a bit of brain.

Right. - Right.

Isn't your master Rustam here? This is stinking.

How are you Amar? - Brother Ahmen, the strike didn't end?

Non. - Buddy, I can't understand the government's..

..policies. - Whatever these leaders do..

..we have to bear the loses. - I think I should do something, Okay.

The credit-master is gone.

Are you new! Switch on the fan.

This old-model thing can fall at any given moment.

London's beauty in India? - In search of a husband.

She looks gorgeous. She is just like a heroine.

Wow. She came to India for a groom. Read further.

He who marries her will get 50 crores..

And also two factories in London.

And also the diamond factory in Switzerland.

And there is also a farmhouse. - She is a lottery ticket.

Hey, stop it. This news is for me. - For you?

Yes, she is my heroine. - Am I dead!

She came to India just for me. - Wow, my lion.

You go there for once and trap her like I trapped you.

I mean the way I made you the hero.

You go and trap her and then our Wah, Wah productions..

..will become international productions.

And we will make movies in English.

English know you? - Walk English, talk English.

Finish. - But we may need lot of money for this.

No problem. You will get the money.

Give me half the money and you take half the money.

I will write stories here and I will create the setups..

..and I will also create the music for our films.

You get the girl and become the star.

Superstar. Duper star.

Babulal, you betrayer. You have started your own..

..business in front of my shop.

This is not my business sir, this is your business.

Amar sir has sent all of us out of the shop.

Sir, I wonder what happened to Amar sir.

He is talking with himself in a strange way. - With himself?

You. I am impressed. You are great.

I knew that there is something in you, but so much..

Amar salutes you. - What's going on?

Out. I asked you to stand outside. - You fool..

Father, it's you. Please come. Father, I was waiting for you.

Father, you are wonderful. You are great. You are an epitome.

There is no father like you in this world.

You are respected. You are worthy of worshipping.

In fact I knew today that you are not a man. - What?

I mean you are a superhuman. You are great.

God, so you have finally answered to my prayers.

He has. He answered your prayers 26 years ago.

Where are you legs? I want to touch your legs.

Come on, leave it. And tell me one thing..

What have seen in me today?

This is the greatness of you, father..

You are great because you are Amar's father.

Today, I know you. Tomorrow the world will know you.

People will say, there goes Amar's father.

There goes Amar's father. - The police will say this.

There goes Amar's father. - Father, why are you so upset?

Whenever I become happy you become upset.

What else can I do! Whenever you became happy..

I was ruined.

Do you remember I bought you a cycle for the first time?

Cycle. - You became very happy. You drove that cycle..

..on my father's legs. - I remembered it.

That's why he was called limping father till his death.

The second time you were very happy..

..when I bought you the Rambharose rocket.

You burned the rocket and it burned Mr. Gupta's shop.

I am still paying him money for that.

The third time you were very happy when..

..your tante 's blouse's.. -Father, past is past.

Now, I am going to do that for which I was born.

What are you going to do? - Don't worry, father.

Picture this. Instead of 5 paisa bidi,

there will be Rs. 50 cigar.

And instead of this cap there will be a costly hat.

And instead of this dress there will be suit and a foreign boot.

Daddy, how is it? - It's great.

Fine. - Thank you, daddy. - But how will it happen?

How? How? - Wow!

Daddy, I am about to marry a rich girl. - Really.

Yes, and then we will become very rich. - I see.

And then I will open many lady shops like this one.

O really. But why don't you marry?

Daddy, for that you have to sell your cheap salon.

Really. - And you have to give me 25,000 rupees.

25,000 rupees. - Only 25,000 rupees.

25,000 rupees. I will not give you even a single rupee.

Get lost from here. Get out.

Take this money. Give me the 25 paisa back.

You are not leaving even 25 paisa.

I bought my house by saving many 25 paisas like this.

You are talking as if it doesn't have any value. - Mr. Banke..

How was your pilgrimage? Did you see the Baba?

It was very crowded. But still entered and touched his feet.

What's that rush? Did Mr. Lala sell his house?

Not Mr. Lala's, but you house is sold.

My house is sold? Hold this.

Hey, you. - Mr. Banke.

Put that down. - Father.

He is screaming.

Father! - What's the matter, Nusrat?

Who is he? - He is Liyakat. - Liyakat who?

In the Chimdi locality he has a meat shop. - The meat shop!

In place of the scissor, the knives will be there.

Who are you? - Who am I? - Bankelal.

I am Bankelal. How can you enter into my house..

..when I went outside for a couple of days?

What? - All right. You entered in my house.

So you are brother Banke. Greetings. - Greetings.

When are you discharged from the hospital? - Hospital.

Your son said that you are undergoing brain surgery.

Your son is a very great son.

He said that he wanted money for his father's treatment.

That's why I gave 22,000 for this house.

You gave 22,000 and he has taken that.

That is my ancestors' house. I mean, it was.

Son, I will see you.

Babulal, great. I'm impressed. Since the shop is full..

..you are doing my business outside the shop.

No, sir. This is not your business, sir, but this is mine.

Your business is closed. Your shop has been sold.

When you went to marriage ceremony for two days..

Amar sir sold your shop to Mr. Shankar.

Your son has sold your shop to me.

Now I will do the business of bangles in that shop.

And he gave this letter for you.

This.

The lady worth 50 crores. Single daughter.

I saw her when she was a kid.

It seems that she won't be able to live too many days.

She is coming India to marry?

Even the death takes one places.

It's good. It will be fun to play the game. Robert. - Yes, sir.

Ask Bhalla to go to Shantivilla and take the place..

..of Desouza. - Ok, sir. But sir, Bhalla has a fantastic idea.

How about throwing Desouza from the top of the hill.

Robert! Keep Bhalla's ideas to yourself.

I know how to take each and every step of this game.

This game will be the biggest game of my life.

I will take each step after deep contemplation.

No one is good among them.

Someone's nose is crooked and other's eyes are crooked.

Someone's ears are small and someone's ears are large.

Coming to India has been of no use.

I am very angry with manager Desouza.

How dare he to sent this kind of photos to me!

Anyway, where is he? - Desouza isn't here, madam.

Who are you? Who is he, Robert?

Madam, he is our new manager. - My name is Vinod.

But the whole city knows me as Bhalla. - Bhalla?

But where is Desouza? - He has left us.

The thing is that Desouza went on a long holiday.

Now I am the one who will take care of everything here.

Robert, madam needs to take rest and we need to work.

Come on, follow me.

It happened again.

Please, you go first. - No, you go first.

No, I request you, please you go first. - No, you go first.

Brother, Mr. Nawab's missed his train due to this 'first-you's.

This is what Mr. Raj Kapoor told in the film Bobby.

And to make sure that this bus doesn't miss..

I will go first and then you may come later. - Yes, please.

Come. Come.

What do you do? - Nothing. - I see.

I mean I don't need to do anything.

My father has earned a lot of money. He has a big business.

Which business? - Garments' business.

We export garments. We don't sell them here.

All our products go out of the country.

You might have heard the name 'Chaudhary & Sons'.

Chaudhary & Sons! Yes, I heard it. - You heard it?

Yes, because the cloth that comes to your company..

..is supplied from our company.

Mehta & Group! The textile company. It's a big company.

We give credits to lot of companies. To everyone.

Chaudhary & Sons! I think you too owe us some money.

I will see. I will see the accounts.

'Mehta Textiles! When our Chaudhary & Sons isn't there..'

'..who can there be Mehta Textile exist.'

'Chaudhary & Sons! By his face he looks..'

'..like a third-class worker of..

..some third-class mill. Bullshit.'

Where did you buy this cap from? From France?

No, but from Switzerland. I go there regularly.

It suits you well. 'It looks like a monkey is wearing a cap.'

Where did you take this red jacket from?

Is this the product of 'Chaudhary & Sons'? - Non.

Then you must have taken this from America.

No, I took it from New York. - I see.

I though you bought it from America.

'He is a liar just like me.'

'He looks like a retired monkey from the circus.'

By the way are you going? - Ooty.

I am also going Ooty. - You are also going Ooty?

It seems that three of us have the same destination.

It will be fun-full ride. - Yes.

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"..to flirt with her without losing the heart."

"..to flirt with her."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"..to flirt with her without losing the heart."

"..To cunning persons."

"Buddy, there will be someone.."

"..who will treat me like her own."

"Dear. Dear. Dear."

"Even if I need to die for her.."

"..I will die for her."

"Dear. Dear. Dear."

"Buddy, there will be someone.."

"..who will treat me like her own."

"Even if I need to die for her.."

"..I will die for her."

"Let's go to Bombay. Let's go to Bombay."

"Let's go to Bombay. Let's go to Bombay."

"Hey, buddy."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"..to flirt with her without losing the heart."

"..To cunning persons."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"..to flirt with her without losing the heart."

"..To cunning persons."

"..to flirt with her."

You are very jokey(jovial). - O come one.

What's this? Why did you bring two teas? Take away one.

But I will also drink. - Buddy, when two friends drink tea..

..in one cup, their friendship increases. - Really.

Here, drink this.

Buddy, we're not sharing just tea..

..but we're sharing affection.

Take this. - What's this? What are you doing!

Take it back. I will pay the bill. This is wrong. Take it back.

How does it make a difference! - No, it does. Take it back.

..for this time only, since you are forced me to do so.

But from next time I will pay the bill.

This is not right. - Take this. Drink the tea.

Hey, you. Come here. Take this. Prem, let me tell you.

Our friendship will be epitome for the future generations.

Yes, why not.

Amar, look there. Your future sister-in-law.

So sweet.

Are you marrying Madhuri Dixit?

No, not her. Look the photo below her.

Raveena from London. - Hey, you. She isn't my..

..sister-in-law, but she your sister-in-law.

Amar! Our friendship! - I don't care about your friendship.

She is your sister-in-law and my wife.

O God. This is absolute betrayal. - Whatever!

I knew you from earlier. You want to marry Raveena?

Have you ever seen your face in the mirror?

You look just like a monkey with this cap on your head.

Monkey! Such an insult. - Yes.

And you look like the retired monkey of the circus.

I won't leave you. I will kill you.

Let go of me. I will kill him. I will kill him.

Be careful. Careful.

It's you? It's you. - Come to police-station.

Come on. - No, sir. Leave us.

Sir, I won't fight again. Sir, my bag was in the bus.

Forget the bag and come with me.

Come here. - Carefully. - Be calm.

Hello, sir. I am Amar. - Hello, Amar.

And I am Prem. - Hello, Prem. Amar-rem(Immortal love ).

Great. Great. - Why not? Why not? Good. Very good.

Wow! It seems that this police-station is a new one.

Yes, it's absolutely new. - Sir, but they are..

Keep quiet. We are talking. - You keep quiet.

It's completely new. We built it within a time of 2 months.

Sir, but they are.. - I know that they are Amar and Prem.

When big people are talking, a small one shouldn't interfere.

You keep quiet. - Sir, they are.. - Keep quiet.

Everything is new here, the tables, the chairs, everything.

We are just waiting for person to cut the ribbon. - Ribbon.

For that I need a thief or a crook or rouge..

..who will cut the ribbon and it will lot of fun.

Ok, sir. We shall leave now. We are pleased to meet you.

Take care. Bye.

Thank you. - Sir, I brought them to cut the ribbon.

Did you? - Both of them are goons.

Goons. - They were fighting on the road. - Fighting on road.

Sir, it's not me. Sir, it's him.

-Yes. No, it's not me, it's him.

He started it. - But he hit me first.

Who hit me with the leg first? - And who used abusive words?

And who said F-word first? - I didn't use it.

Silence. I will arrest both of you.

Sir, look at my face. Can I fight with anyone?

Sir, I am the follower of Ahimsa(Non-violence ).

Sir, he is liar. He is judging you with your face.

Sir, he thinks that you are a fool. - Fool. - O God!

Sir, he called you fool. He scolded you.

Because I know that you are not what you look like.

I didn't do it. - I will shoot you.

Sir, he is the one who made fun of you..

Arrest him and let me go.

Hello. Sir is busy. You are commissioner? So what?

O no, sir. It was commissioner's call.

Sir, I know that you are great and I know that..

..you can recognize a thief at the first look.

Sir, he is trying to escape by praising you.

Sir, he drank your tea. - The sugar is less. Bring the sugar.

Hey, somebody bring the sugar.

Sir, he drank your tea. - Put my tea down.

Arrest him. - You drank my tea and you scolded me?

I am fed up of you. - Sir, he may go now? - Yes.

I will deal with you one at a time.

Sir, deal with me first, I have an urgent appointment.

Sir, I don't have any appointment.

You go there. You sit here.

He is showing pistol. O yes, I have stolen Prem's purse.

I will see how much that millionaire has.

Monkey.

It is empty.

He who steals my purse will go to hell.

Ok. Now you go there. - Sir, please.. - Go there.

Hey, you come here. - Me? - Yes, come here.

First you listen to me. - It's not to the time for saying..

..and listening. But it's the time for showing something.

Come with me. I will show you something.

See this. I brought the thief who you were looking for.

Don't judge him on his face.

But in reality is a very dangerous criminal.

You arrest him in some serious charges. - Hold on.

Why are you comparing that photo with me?

Compare that photo with him. Compare that photo with him.

Sir, it's not me. Sir, it's not me. He is my twin brother.

Shall we go?

"Father says that he will achieve something.."

Claps. - Photo.

In this pose. - Take mine also.

Take you purse. What did you think!

If you can steal my purse, I can't?

I have left 5 rupees. It will be helpful for you in trouble.

There isn't a single vacant room in this lodge right now.

Then give me a bed. - Even a bed isn't vacant.

Then give me a place below the bed. I will adjust there.

You.. - See, your God is watching you.

Like you I am also his devotee.

And today if I don't get a place to sleep, I will die.

You'll die. - And if I die my blind sister and my widow mother..

My blind sister and my widow mother.

O God. I was about to commit a big sin.

Listen, there a room. - It will work me.

There are many goods and one.. - Ok, it will work for me.

Let's go.

Mr. Sevaram, you are not a man. - What?

Don't talk, just listen. Follow me. - Ok.

Don't talk, just listen. Do you shout while sleeping? - Non.

The graveyard is just behind the lodge.

I don't want any complaints from there. - Non.

The water will be there at night between 1:00 and 2:00.

You can bath at that time. - At night..

- Don't talk, just listen.

And don't use the fan, it is not working.

And don't switch on the light after sunset.

But generally people switch on after..

I mean how will I change my dress?

What's the need of the light to change the dress?

Remove them and go to sleep.

You are not here to show anything to anyone. - Non.

That fat man doesn't even let me switch on the light.

Don't worry. Once Raveena enters your life..

..your life will be full of light. I am very tired.

Here is the bed. I shall sleep now.

Your Amar is here Raveena. Prem put me into troubles..

..but your love got me out of those troubles.

Many donkeys might be thinking about you, Raveena.

But when you will meet Prem, you will become..

..premdiwani( mad) in Prem's prem(love ), my premika(lover).

Hey, you. What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? - It seems that he is dead.

His spirit may be roaming around.

Your spirit is roaming. - Come on. - Oh, come on.

Amar. How are you? - First class.

And how are you? - Tiptop.

It's you? - It's you?

What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

Amar, I came here first. - You fooled me.

Amar, you have stolen my purse first. - You hit me first.

Why are you shouting! What's going on?

You are fighting in my lodge?

We are not fighting. This is our love. We are brothers.

Mr. Sevaram, actually we got separated in our childhood.

That's why love is coming out of our heart.

Prem, why did you leave me then?

No, I didn't leave him. Actually we were separated..

..in the carnival of Kumbh. He is the one who left my hand.

Why did you quit my hand? - Come and give me a hug.

My brother, come and give me a hug. - Don't ever leave me.

You have become a fatter. You naughty.

Embrace each other.

Your love reminds me of the episode of..

..Ramanand Sagar's Ramayana where..

..Lord Rama meets his brother Bharat.

Okay. Good night. - Good night. - Hail Lord Rama.

My brother Amar. - My friend. - I won't leave you now.

You fool. What do you want? - 2 thumps up and snacks.

Hey, not two. Take one tea back.

Two friends will drink tea from one cup.

This strengthens the bond of friendship. - Keep it there.

You and your friendship may go to hell.

I am telling you since morning that Raveena isn't of your..

..status. You don't get it and you are getting angry at me.

Now you should go back to your Bhopal.

Hey, are you threatening me. Have you seen my muscle!

I can beat you beat. - Hey, you.

Don't show me your muscles. And listen to me carefully.

Raveena is mine. - Yes, Raveena is you sister-in-law.

Why are you fighting? One of the three will get Raveena..

..Raveena who is destined to get her. - Three? - Yes.

Who is the third one? - Who is the third one?

I am the third one. - How dare you! How can you even..

..think like that! - Just the way you thought it.

Amar. I have very bad temper. - So what can you do?

I will think about it. - You will.

There is no time to think and what do you think..

..Just three of us are here to marry Raveena?

Go there and see there are thousands of them. - Really.

There is huge line for the interview.The tokens are being given.

I got my token after standing..

..20 hours in the line. - O God! 7 17!

My Raveena has so much demand. - Shit. - Yes, shit.

This is too much.

Our country's youth should be ashamed of themselves.

All of them are behind one rich lady.

You too want her. - Mine is a different issue.

First of all we have to do one thing.

We have to send all of them away from this place.

And then he who is destined to get her will get her.

Hey, he who is destined to get her will get her.

Ok, we shall go. - Let's go. I will get Raveena.

Unruly. - Sinner. - Illiterate. - Rascal. - Fool.

He is asking me who I am?

Tell him who I am. - He is Nawab Noorali Nizamuddin..

..Batkarali alias Bademiyan. And he is Amirali Aslilali..

..Asli alias Chhotemiyan. And I am Damru Damurlang Turk.

So many names? Where are the rest of them?

Shut up, Robert. These are their names. - Shut up.

Who are you? - I am Miss. Raveena's senior executive..

..manager. - And I am junior.

Chhotemiyan, it seems they are our Raniya's servants.

They are just like that. - Chhotemiyan. - Bademiyan.

I can't see darling child. - My eyes are also searching her.

Who is Raniya? Here is Raveena Bajaj's function.

She is our darling Raniya. I used to feed her on my lap.

And she used to sit my shoulders. - She used to call..

..me uncle. - And she used call me uncle Chhote.

You are her uncle? You came at the right time. - Really.

The thing is that today there are Miss. Raveena's..

..interviews for her groom. - Interviews?

Yes, there are many boys standing out there.

That's why instead of the house..

..the function is being held in this club. - Scoundrel.

Where are all those boys? Take me there. - Come.

O God. - Here they are.

All you fools and boys come here.

Take the thought of marrying Raveena out of your minds.

Raveena's marriage is being fixed when she was young..

With Prem Singh. - With Amar Singh. Now all of you go away.

We will not go. We will not go.

Kill all of them. - As you wish, sir.

Go and bring Raveena.

Chhotemiyan. - Yes, Bademiyan.

Congrats. - Same to you.

Two Nawabs are here, Chhote and Bade. They say that..

..they played with your father when he was young.

And that you used to call them uncle. - Uncle.

Raniya, did you recognize me? I am uncle Bada.

Do you remember we used to roam in the market?

The tour of Ranibagh. Those cheetahs, lions and bears.

Go away. You are making the kid scared.

Come and hug your Bada uncle.

Come on my dear.

You weren't like this when you were a small kid.

I want that sweet, all of it.

Girl, it seems that he is hungry. Get something for him.

No, Bade, I am not hungry.

Why are you staring at him like that?

Daughter, uncle Bada has some strange syndrome.

He hugs everyone who is in front of him. - I see.

Ok, you eat these sweets first of..

..all then we shall go there. - Sweets.

Ok. - Wow. God! You are more beautiful than your photo.

Daughter, Amar Singh such a handsome boy that..

..the lane he passes through, the girls over there go mad.

But how can I believe what you are saying?

How dare you to say that! You don't believe me?

Till this date no marriage is conducted..

..without taking my advice.

Such is my status over there. Such is my experience.

I haven't grown this beard just like that. Now hold this.

You..

There are many legends about me.

What's there that I haven't done..

..from the country's independence till this date.

So you know Raveena since she was a kid?

Yes, not only Raniya, but also her father. - What else..

..do you know? - Once Raniya used to sit on my lap..

..she never used to get up till someone forced her to leave.

She used to say, 'uncle Chhote, I want this'.

Uncle Chhote, I want that. Uncle Chhote, take me outside.

Is that why you selected a boy for her?

What a great person! He is one in a million. Prem Singh.

But uncle Bade was saying that his name is Amar Singh.

Uncle Bade has gone mad.

He can't see anything. He can't hear anything.

Very smart. How may I help you?

Just tell me where is uncle Bade?

Uncle Bade has slept.

We have arranged everything for a long sleep for you.

Where is my stick? - Stick. Here it is.

Mom.

If the beard came out, then you should have signaled me.

I would have also run along with you.

God shouldn't give a friend like you to even my enemy.

What's why I say go back to your Bhopal?

You can't do anything here. And what are two teas for?

Take away one tea.

Two friends will drink tea in one cup.

The bond of our friendship will strengthen more. Take away.

Keep it there and go. I don't care about your friendship.

You always put be into troubles.

Do you think that I am a fool? - Yes.

You are already broken, if I hit you one more you will..

..break into pieces. - My waist is broken, but my hand isn't.

You are showing me your hand.

Shall I hit you? - No.

Why are you fighting? Now just two of you..

..are left in the battlefield. I have left the field for you.

Anyway, when were you in the field?

You both are trying to compete with me? - Hey, you.

I was there. But after watching the sincerity in his love..

I thought of quitting the field. I am happy single.

Now I will help you, till my death.

Learn something from you. Hear what he is saying.

And you too start respecting me from tomorrow.

Amar, Lord Hanuman will never forgive you. - Shut up.

Why don't you try one at a time? - Yes, I will try first.

Hey, you crook. First of all be able to give a try.

God will definitely punish you one a day.

Have you seen the movie 'Sholay'? - Yes, 10 times.

Ok, you can cross. In the movie 'Sholay'..

..Amitabh Bachchan and Dharmendra..

..takes the decision by throwing the coin.

You throw the coin. He who wins will try first.

Yes, this is a good idea. Let's throw the coin.

He who will win in the king and the other is the monkey.

Is it okay.

Here is the coin. And listen to me..

If it is head, I win and if it's tail you lose.

No, reverse it. - Ok, as you wish.

If it's tail you lose and if it's head I win. Happy?

This is okay. - Ye.

Here I throw the coin and here it is, O boy. - O No.

It's tail. That means you lost. Raveena, I am coming.

Raveena, I am coming.

If its head, he wins, it means if it's tail you should win.

You didn't lose, you won it. - Yes. Then I am the king.

But he made you a monkey.

I have made such a plan that I will reach the girl's bedroom..

..just with one shot. - The bedroom?

Yes. It won't take me much time to reach her heart..

..after reaching the bedroom. - You are right.

But there is just one problem. The stick. - Stick?

Somehow that girl should hit me with the stick.

But why would she hit you? - Because I will trouble her.

But why will you trouble her? - I will trouble her a lot.

But why? - Because I want to hit by the stick.

Why you take it? - Yes.

Then you don't worry about the stick, I will do it. - Really.

Yes.

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"I agree.."

"..that you are one of the most beautiful girls."

"..that you are the one of the most attractive girls."

"But I am no less than you."

"Go and ask my name to Laila and Soni.."

"I don't love anyone other than you."

"I am your admirer."

"The whole world knows that except you."

"I am your admirer."

"The whole world knows that except you."

"My dear, don't show so much attitude."

"Don't run so much that your body will pain."

"My dear, don't show so much attitude."

"Don't run so much that your body will pain."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"Let me come.."

"Let me come near yourself. Don't stop me today."

"What can anyone do when one's heart is out of control?"

"Just like this I will play with your hair.

I will flirt with you."

"Why should we hesitate since we're destined to be together!"

"Come and give me place in your heart."

"And hide me in your arms."

"Come and give me place in your heart."

"And hide me in your arms."

"When you have eyes, look at me."

"When you have brain, think about it."

"When you have brain, think about it."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"I feel like going near you."

"I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

Police. Police. You killed him? - Non.

Is anyone here? - No, I haven't done this.

You have done this. I have seen it.

Your hands, your stick, but the head is of this poor boy's.

You hit him and this boy died.

Hey, listen to me. - Police! Police.

This stick was coming to me and he was misbehaving.

I controlled myself a lot that I will not hit him.

But you killed him. Police. - Please don't call police.

Whom shall I call? - No, he is breathing. He will get up.

He can't get up. Now only his coffin will get up.

He is no more. He died at such a young age. Police.

Please don't call police. I will get him treated.

Please help me.

Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?

Where did I come from? What's my name?

He lost his memory. - Very smart.

And all this happened because of your stick.

You always scold me. - Why is she crying? Stick. What stick?

I can't understand anything. Why don't you say anything?

You have to tell something to me. Please say something.

Smart boy. - Raveena, What have you done!

You are also scolding me? I will not talk to anyone.

I think I shall call the police now. Police. Police.

Please don't call police. I hit him. So I will treat him.

Till he gets treated, I will keep him here.

I'll take care of him.

You are so nice. You are so beautiful.

You care for me so much. What's your name, Raveena?

Raveena. - But you need to get well very soon.

Why? Why soon? - Because Mr. Bajaj is coming tomorrow.

Sir, I made a mistake by fault. I forgot to tell you..

..that Mr. Bajaj made a call from London.

He isn't coming tomorrow, but he is coming next week.

Sometimes daddy does such strange things.

He left us alone in a foreign land.

He isn't bothered about us at all. - Yes, I was also thinking..

..the same. He isn't bothered about you.

What kind of a father he is! He should've been here with you.

Think, how can two single girls stay alone is a new city!

Robert, call him. I will talk to him.

Who am I? Where am I?

Very smart.

Who is this? - Very smart.

It seems that you belonged to a royal family.

He is my twin brother. Ram Gopal Bajaj.

And my name isn't Teja. I am Shyam Gopal Bajaj.

Shyam-Ram. Ram-Shyam. - How very interesting!

My father used to love him a lot.

I don't know what he magic he learned but everyone..

..used to treat him as Ram and me as Ravan( demon ).

Right then I thought that I will kill him as well as him.

I tried a lot. But by mistake I killed my accountant..

..Mani Shankar. But it was profitable in a way.

He used to talk a lot about charity.

And because of that case I got 10 years' term.

I was in the jail for 10 years.

And when I was released everything was changed.

My brother left to London and turned 1 crore into 30 crores.

But sir, why didn't you go to London?

How could I have gone to London!

The police was following me.

I cheated Mogambo and took his 5 lakhs.

Now his nephew is searching me. I too want to see London.

But how could I go to London!

How sad!

But now our bad days are gone. She is his daughter.

The moment I get hold of her..

Then I am not going to be defeated like Ravan.

I won't be defeated. I will take all the right steps.

Just one murder for the profit of crores of rupees?

Mr. Teja, leave this to me.

I will kill him in such a way he himself will know about it.

But you will kill him, when he comes to India.

But when will he come to India?

Sir, his daughter is here, so he will definitely come to India.

Very good. Very good.

Kill her daughter.

Who? Who's this? Miss. Raveena?

What happened, Tilu? - Miss. Raveena..

..when I woke up, I saw that the light of my eyes was gone.

Where are we?

When I lost my memory, the world became a stranger.

Now when the light of my eyes is diminishing..

..the world is becoming dark. - Control yourself, Tilu.

How can I! Just a moment. Come here.

Please leave me. Please leave me. - Non.

What are you doing! - I don't want to live anymore.

What's going on? - Tilu is committing suicide.

I see. Madam, there is someone for you.

- Leave me. - Meet me? - Oh God.

Who are you? - What do you want? - Police.

Don't worry. I am police-doctor.

The way police finds the thief..

..similarly I find the patient.

Doctor Prem Khurana.

Purana?

I got the information that there is a patient in your house.

Actually, I haven't done that knowingly.

I was standing and he.. - I know but where is he?

I didn't know that he will lose his memory.

And now even Tilu's eye sight is in trouble. - Tilu.

Yes, since we found him on the Tila(hill), we gave him..

You? - Have you seen it! His memory is coming back.

That means you can bring his memory back? - Definitely.

I am very well-versed with such type of patients.

Miss. Raveena, who is he? - He is a doctor.

Dr. Prem Khurana. I am very experienced in all these.

Is he a doctor or a carpenter? - My father was a carpenter.

I don't want to be treated by him.

Give me poison, but don't hand me over to him.

I want to die. - I will take care of that. Leave her hand.

Non. - Leave her hand. - Non.

Miss. Raveena, this disease spreads by touching.

Miss. Raveena, now I'm here. Everything will be alright.

My name is Prem. Prem Khurana.

Now see, how I treat him.

Prem, did you forget our friendship? I am your friend.

I don't care about your friendship.

I feel like killing you. - I brought the horse's injection.

You will shout like a horse.

..personal talk. - Is it so personal? - It's personal.

What's happening! Doctor. Tilu. Treatment.

What's going on? - Miss. Raveena.

You are the only one who can understand my pain.

I don't want memory. I will manage it..

..with the little memory left in me.

Miss. Raveena, this disease spreads with contact.

When the treatment in done..

..the people and even the food should be kept away from him.

I heard that if he gets hit at the same place again..

..then there is a chance that his memory may be back.

Yes. That's true. - Shall we hit him one more time?

Why not! Not a bad idea.

But you should hit at the same nerve and that too very hard.

I will try. I may hit it right..

.. if I hit him a couple of times, doctor. - Oh God, I am dead.

O Non. - No, Miss. Raveena. You hit him then..

Now I will hit him. - What do you mean! I brought him.

You are going to be beaten very badly.

I brought him here, so I'll hit him. - No, give me a chance.

Madam, you leave this job to me.

You just tell me that when and how many times I shout hit..

..the patient. - Sir, shall I hit? - Shut up.

Two there and two here, four.

Sir, may I? - What is this Robert? - Doctor is here. - Please Raveena.

Silent. Silent. Quiet. Order.

Everyone will get a chance.

When the patient wakes up, you will hit him two times.

And whenever the patient wants to sleep..

..give hit him two times. - O Non.

But sir, I wake up before everyone. - Shut up. - No, shut up.

Doctor, I will hit him first. - Raveena. Raveena.

He is running. - Leave me.

Help. Help.

Somebody help me. - One, two, three.

Doctor, is there any serious problem?

I gave given the injections but..

..hitting him is very necessary along with God's grace.

Don't forget to hit him.

And till he gets treated I will stay in this house.

Very smart. How can you stay here? - I am just like that.

Robert, arrange a room for him in the outhouse.

Not in the outhouse. Is there any room nearby your room?

Ok, then, give him the room that is in front of my room.

Is there one beside yours? - There is one on my side.

Non. The front room will work for me. Ok, thank you.

Did you fell sick after looking at the doctor? - Non.

Come. Let's hit Tilu. - Yes, let's do that.

This bouquet is very special. - It's very beautiful, sir.

I have fit the time bomb in it. - You keep it.

The moment she will pick this bouquet, this bomb will blast.

And that time will be the last moment of her life.

Now it's the time for you to keep the bouquet.

But boss, if I keep the bouquet there the police will arrest me.

Don't worry, Robert. I have written Tilu's name in that.

Tilu will go to the prison and the Raveena will go to heaven.

Wow. That means two arrows, one target.

Shut up, Robert. This is called one target with one arrow. Go.

The time is less. - Have you switched it on?

Yes. - O God. Not from this way, from this way.

Robert, is the car ready? - No, I mean yes. Non.

Sir, I have kept the time-bomb on the table at correct time.

Miss. Raveena is coming outside.

Very good timing, Robert. - Sir, the timing may be good.

But when will our good times come. - It will come soon.

What's this? Flowers. For Miss. Raveena? Tilu.

I have to do something about you.

But let me change the name first. Who's that?

Whom are you giving the bouquet to? And what's there?

What are you hiding? To Miss. Raveena? And what's this?

You cut my name and written your name. What's this!

Amar, don't come in-between us. You Tilu.

Whom are you calling Tilu! I will punch you.

What's going on? What happened, Tilu?

See this, Miss. Raveena. You Tilu brought flowers for you..

..and this doctor is beating me for this. - O Non.

Why doctor? - No, Miss. Raveena. I brought the flowers.

I brought them. I brought it. - No, I brought it.

Miss. Raveena, I am coming from that side.

Ms. Raveena. - Hey, wait.

Hey, give it to me. - Miss. Raveena, I am coming from that side.

I brought them. I brought it. - No, I brought it.

Miss. Raveena, catch it. - O No.

Yes. - 10. - 9. - 8.

You threw it. - You threw it.

5. - 4. - 3. - 2.

The blast. - O God. What was that?

So you want to say that because of those two fools..

My heart has full of joy. - Sorry, sir.

..boys are very clever. Yesterday on the table..

Shut up, Robert. Mr. Teja, you don't worry at all.

The rats can't disturb the lion at any cost.

According to our new plan. - The plan!

You ruined my plan. You talk too much but do nothing.

I don't want to hear any excuses this time.

Do anything, but finish the game.

And this time come along with the news of death.

If you wish, I will come here along with the dead body.

Or I'll bring them here and kill in front of you. - Very smart.

Sir, we have found one more thing very smartly.

Mr. Bajaj has converted all his wealth of London in diamonds.

And he will come here within ten days. We heard it while..

..he was talking with her daughter on the phone.

What did the boss say? - I couldn't hear anything..

..but I am sure that he might have said smart boy.

Miss. Raveena, will I get food to eat today? - Yes, Tilu.

Really. - Yes, definitely.

Has the doctor left? - Leave about doctor. Come and eat.

So much food? Just for me?

Chicken. Biriyani. Kabab.. - Be careful.

What shall I eat! Let me eat Chicken first.

O Non. Who hit me? - Do not touch. Don't touch it.

That food is for me. And this food is for you.

Karishma, item Non. 1. The black pepper balls.

Miss. Raveena, I feel like my memory is coming back.

Do you remember your grandma? - Non.

Then eat. - Tilu! Please eat.

If you won't eat, then how will you be treated?

Take it as medicine. Doctor has specially made it for you.

Doctor. I will never eat this...

.. I will die, but I will never eat it.

How can you die so easily, Tilu?

I will not let you die so easily.

Raveena, you feed him with your hands. - Non.

Now you have to eat, Tilu. Or else Raveena will feel hurt.

Eat it.

No.

Doctor. You are very clever. - Really? - Really.

Whom are you serving the food for? - For the doctor.

Is this food special? - Yes, sir.

We prepare good items for him, with more butter and stuff.

I am not destined to eat all these. And yes..

I forget my medicines please bring them from my room.

I feel now I have to survive on them. - I will bring. - Go fast.

Doctor, you give me black pepper's balls..

..and you will eat the Paya Kabab? Now take this.

This medicine controls even the fiercest horses.

You can't eat for many days after eating this.

Have you served the food, Robert?

Robert, have you given the extra butter? - Yes.

O great. Paya, Chicken, Kabab.

I haven't left anything.

Today, the food was really great. Very good, Robert.

Robert, where is Miss. Raveena? - Upstairs.

Thank you.

"For the first time I have seen love in my lover's eyes."

"Now my restless heart got solace."

Excuse me, Miss. Raveena. - It's you, Doctor? Come.

Don't call me doctor. - What?

Call me just Prem. - Please take orange juice.

Thanks.

Miss. Raveena, I want to say something to you. - Yes.

Yes, since a few days. - Yes.

What? - I mean two minutes.

Excuse me. - Please come, doctor.

Just now I told you not to call me doctor. Just call me Prem.

Take the orange juice. - Yes.

Thank you.

You were saying something. - Yes.

Yes. - Actually I was something about my heart.

I..

Yes, what's that?

Actually.. since few days..

Two minutes.

Miss. Raveena. - Doctor.

Prem. - Orange juice.

Non. - You were saying something. - Yes.

Something related to my stomach, I mean to my heart.

Are you alright? - Yes.

May I call the doctor? - You?

Doctor was saying something about his heart.

About the heart. Just say it. What's that?

I will say it later. - I too want to hear what's that?

It may be late. - Come on, say it, please.

Or Miss. Raveena's heart will break.

Let me go. - Tell it out. - Don't push me.

Say it or it will get late. - It is already late. Let me go.

Ok, you may go. Miss. Raveena. - Orange juice.

Thank you. - Is your health alright?

Yes, it's first class. I am perfectly fine.

Sir, how did this road close automatically?

My name is crime master Gogo.

I take out people's eyeballs and play with them.

Where is your boss, Teja? He took away my money.

I don't know. - I swear I don't know.

Tragedy. Get down. - Why?

I came here and I don't want to go back empty-handed.

I belong to big thief-family. I am Mogambo's nephew.

Gogo.

Gogo. - Might be happy.

Sir, Gogo is really great. - Bye, bye.

It was your idea to make Karishma happy..

..and I can get the information about Raveena.

Yes, and did she tell you anything? - No, she didn't.

Whenever I ask her about Raveena..

..she just keeps staring at me.

Karishma is in love with you and I guess you too love her.

Yes, that's right. But how did you know about it?

Are you mad? I don't want to become a cook..

..after marrying Karishma. - Shall I get you Bhopal's ticket?

Non. I won't be defeated so easily.

This story will take a new turn after interval.

I will marry Raveena.

Dr. Prem Khurana. Where are you? - Hide somewhere.

Take the blanket.

Whom are you talking to?

With myself. Who will hear my painful story! - I will hear it.

No.

All day, all night, I will just keep listening to you.

I will tell that story later...

.. Here is the medicine for the patient.

Why do you love that patient so much?

Love! I wish I could kill him. - What do you mean?

I mean I could give him very powerful tablets and cure him.

O, I see. What's that sound? What is boiling?

My pain. My pain is boiling. - The pain is boiling even there..

..and here also the pain is boiling. Everyone is in trouble.

But what can we do! You get Tilu cured soon..

So that we could sing and dance and party.

And also madam likes the songs very much.

Madam likes the songs.

Miss. Raveena. Then hear this.

"This night and this distance. I want to meet you."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"This night and this distance. I want to meet you."

"This night and this distance. I want to meet you."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"This night and this distance."

"There are many things I want to talk to you about."

"I have spent so many nights alone with this desire."

"There are many things I want to talk to you about."

"I have spent so many nights alone with this desire."

"You come on to the terrace."

"You give me a glance of yours."

"You come on to the terrace."

"You give me a glance of yours."

"My condition is just like yours."

"My condition is just like yours."

"Dear, my condition is also similar."

"I love you hiding from everyone."

"I am so helpless."

"I love you hiding from everyone."

"I am so helpless."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"This night and this distance."

"Listen to me, the princess of my dreams."

"A person with complaints is calling you."

"Listen to me, the princess of my dreams."

"A person with complaints is calling you."

"O tormenter, now come to me."

"Have mercy on me."

"O tormenter, now come to me."

"Have mercy on me."

"My pain is similar to your pain."

"My pain is similar to your pain."

"Dear, my pain is similar."

"I love you hiding from everyone."

"I am so helpless."

"I love you hiding from everyone."

"I am so helpless."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"This night and this distance. - I want to meet you."

"This night and this distance. - I want to meet you."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is - getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is - getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is.. - The crazy lover."

"My heart is.. - The crazy lover."

"My heart is..

Non. Non. Non.

This is scorpion's poison, Robert.

Mix it in anything that they drink. They will become blue.

What happens after that, sir?

After that they will sleep forever.

This is very reliable poison.

Then it will also be very instant-working? - Yes.

It seems that this injection isn't for a human.

Yes, it is of the buffalo. - Buffalo?

Raveena hold him tightly. - No, I don't want to take it.

But I want to give it. - No, Ms. Raveena.

And remember this glass is for Raveena. - Ok, I will give her.

Smart boy. - Thank you.

I don't want it.

Tilu, be a good boy. Take the injection. It's for you.

Miss. Raveena. Do it one more time. Rub my cheeks.

Yes, it's coming. - Who is coming?

My memory is coming. - Memory.

Do it one more time.

It came back. Miss. Raveena, my memory is back.

God, I am so thankful to you.

Miss. Raveena, I am so thankful to you. I feel like..

I am sorry, Miss. Raveena. I couldn't control my happiness.

I don't know what I am doing. I hope you got me.

You got me?

O No. Miss. Raveena, I am sorry. I am really sorry.

This is a miracle. Miss. Raveena.

Give some bonus to all your servants on my behalf..

And give them a holiday to celebrate on my behalf.

This is the tradition at our place. - At your place?

I am son of Bhairavgarh's lord Vikram Singh's son..

..Amar Singh. I have just two hobbies.

Hunting and playing football. I was a football champion.

Really. - I used to play for Mohan Bagan.

Miss. Raveena, he is becoming mad.

Hey you doctor, take your tip and leave this place.

Madam, he has really gone mad.

Stupid girl, never get on sofa and never call me mad.

Don't you feel ashamed?

If your memory is back, then the doctor is the person..

..who will know about it first. What do you doctor? - Right.

Wrong. First of all the patient knows about it.

Do you understand? - Madam! Try to understand.

Since the doctor came your entire behavior is changed.

And so has yours. - Is the patient or you?

You became a patient being with him.

Ladies and gentlemen. May I've your kind attention please!

Relax. Please relax. Sit down.

Today is Robert's birthday.

And he made a special juice on this occasion which is..

..called Juice of heaven. Robert, serve the juice.

But sir, you didn't tell me that today is my birthday.

Happy birthday, Robert. - Thank you. - Come on.

Happy birthday. - Thank you.

Happy birthday, Robert. - Thank you.

Please take this one. - Thank you Robert.

Sir, take it. - Happy birthday Robert. Happy birthday.

Thank you. - Long live.

Cheers. Cheers to everybody on the..

..occasion of Robert's birthday and getting my memory back.

What cheers? We won't believe if you say that..

..your memory is back. What proof do you have?

You want proofs, idiot? I remember everything.

I was a champion in football.

Ms. Raveena, I was a champion.

I still remember that historic match of 1988..

..when I scored 6 goals for Mohan Bagan.

Look here. I will explain you how.

I was here and here there was the opponent wicket-keeper.

It's not wicket-keeper, its goal-keeper, you fool.

This is football. Now bring your glasses. - Why our glasses?

Give it to me. The servants of this house are strange.

Now bring your glasses. Never climb the sofa, idiot.

Why Miss. Raveena's glass? Let her drink.

No, you take it. - No, we don't want it.

No, it's your birthday. You take it. - No, it's ok. - Then!

For one moment I was here and on the other I was there.

Sometimes left and sometimes right, I was deceiving them.

All of them were just running.

Then went there and then I escaped from here.

And then I reached the goal-keeper.

Then I deceived the goalkeeper and then the goal.

Are you happy now? Did you get the proof? Thank you.

Now you take your glasses.

Take this. - Non. - You are really strange servants.

First you were not giving the glasses and now..

..you are not taking it. Take it. Miss. Raveena, please.

Cheers. Cheers, everybody.

Very good, Robert. Very good.

Why aren't you drinking? Drink it, its fine.

Why are you laughing? Drink it.

Madam, the thing is..

.. that today is my birthday so I'll drink last.

Miss. Raveena, he is insulting you. - Robert.

Happy birthday, Robert. - Bhalla, what's going on?

I will drink it, madam. - Drink it.

Thank you sir. Now you drink it.

Miss. Raveena, I think there is something wrong.

Bhalla, drink it. - Drink it.

Why aren't you swallowing it? - Swallow it.

Swallow it. - Or I will hit you.

Swallow it. - I knew that this was going to happen.

If this will continue, one day our game will be finished.

Now I am satisfied. - Sorry, sir. I made a mistake by fault.

The second boy.. - Shut up, Robert.

Mr. Teja, you don't worry at all.

After the rat enters the lion's den, it can escape for long.

According to my new plan.. - Plan!

'Teja, these are your men? They are wearing the suits..'

'..worth 10,000 rupees, but they don't have the brain..'

'..worth 10 paisa.'

'If I will be with them, one day I will be finished.'

'Teja, do something. Teja, do something.'

You can't do anything.

I think I should finish your game first.

Like every year, there will be a carnival at Mayavi hill.

And these girls will go to the carnival. We'll kill them there.

But I will accompany you this time.

And I will play the game from now.

But what about those boys? Who will take care of them?

Very simple. They will die from my hands.

According to my plan.. - Miss. Raveena, do it, fast.

We are getting late. Then our wishes will be fulfilled.

What are you looking at? - Amar!

No, you shouldn't take those evil names in such good times.

Uncle, start.

Boy, where are you going with your sister?

Sister! Are you blind! How dare you to call her my sister!

Start it. - Get up. Girl, hold my hand.

Daughter, why is you so dull? It seems that you wanted to..

..to go with someone, but you are going with someone else. -Shut up.

Allah, what's this!

You have given the diamond to the monkey.

How dare you to call Miss. Raveena a monkey!

Girl, move aside. Go aside.

Don't touch her, you old man. - You're reminding your father?

Let's go. We shall go. We will go. we'll go in front of everyone.

The girl's flower dropped...

.. Pick it up. - No, we are getting late.

I am getting late. - O Allah! I would have picked the flower..

..even if my eight wife dropped it from the top of Qutub Minar.

I'd have jumped from there. You kids of this generation!

Ok, I will pick it up for you. - You sit down. I will pick it.

O God! - Come on. Come.

Prem. - Raveena. - Hey, old man.

Where are you taking my Raveena?

Prem.

"Here I am.."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Don't be so angry, dear."

"This weather is beautiful and this sky is crazy."

"Don't be so angry, dear."

"This weather is beautiful and this sky is crazy."

"It may take you away.."

"..my dear."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"The days of spring of so magical."

"These intoxicated days may take away our lives."

"The days of spring of so magical."

"These intoxicated days may take away our lives."

"Look at me my dear.."

"Don't get carried away."

"Come, I will lend my hand to you."

"To you, my sweetheart."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am again.."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"There's smile on your lips."

"What a beauty, I lay life for you."

"I lay life for you."

"Balle Bale, my dear."

"My dear.."

"There's smile on your lips."

"There's smile on your lips."

"What a beauty, I lay life for you."

"I may die."

"I can't live."

"Don't look at me like that." - "My love."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Ok, my dear.."

"Ok, my dear, I won't be angry anymore."

"I will concentrate on your complain."

"Ok, my dear, I won't be angry anymore."

"I will concentrate on your complain."

"My destination.."

"..is known to my heart."

"My destination.."

"..is known to my heart."

"Now you don't need to signal me." - "My dear.."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Don't be so angry, dear."

"This weather is beautiful and this sky is crazy."

"..my dear."

"Here I am.."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

You are very.. - What?

You are very.. - What?

Very.. - Oh that. I got it. I am, in fact.

These two are here where are those two.

Sir. - What are you doing here?

Sorry sir, fell asleep.

Where is the gun? - it is with me.

Take it. - What's this?

This is Vasco de Gamma's gun.

Whose uncle's gun? - This is Vasco de Gamma's gun.

There is no need to aim and shoot.

Just think if that person and shoot and it will hit the target.

These ones will kill us.

One minute, let me see what happened?

What happened?

What could've happened?

Vasco de Gamma!

Vasco de Gamma!

This is what is called life, dear friend.

Losing, winning, getting and losing, all these happens.

I told you a number of times to go back to Bhopal.

Your tricks are not going to work here. Just think for a while.

Where are you and where is Raveena.

To get a rich girl like her you need the looks and the luck.

You seem to have shortage of both.

Anyway, I know that.

When the heart breaks it directly gets into the head.

That's why I've brought this for you.

The sad man's companion, Rum.

You drink this tonight to forget your sadness.

But make a habit of this.This will damage your lever.

I need to talk to you.

Up. I have no time for you. Talk to Prem.

You're making a mistake.

Listen, I don't talk to the servants.

Bye.

Listen, I want to tell you something but that shouldn't..

..affect our relationship. - Relationship! What relationship?

What type of girl are you. piling on me?

Look, I'm not what you're thinking me to be.

Meaning? - I'm not Karishma.

What difference that does make?

If you're not Karishma then you're Jamila or Shakeela..

..Sunita, Anita or Papita.

Whatever you're my ship is drowned.

Look that Raveena is also not Raveena.

What she is, I'm actually that and what I'm is what she is.

What you're is not you but it is she.

What she is, is not her but you.

You're not what you're and she is not what she is.

I'm Raveena Bajaj the daughter of Ramgopal Bajaj.

She is Karishma, the daughter of our accountant Harishankar.

What! - Yes.

We exchanged names.

I wanted that a boy should marry me and not my wealth.

I have seen that love in your eyes, Prem.

Really! - Yes. - Yes, Amar..

I never liked India.

My friends used to tell me.

Amar, you're not made for India.

You should've been somewhere else.

It is good that you came from abroad and..

..chose this diamond like a jeweller.

Otherwise the people here are like India.

They never could recognise me.

Amar I'm trying to tell you all these while that..

You must be wanting to say that after the marriage we..

..will have to stay in London. That we will have to do.

Your daddy will pass on the burden of his big empire to me.

For that I will have to stay in London.

Amar!- You want to share your joy with everybody.

I'm also somewhat like that.

One minute. Ladies and Gentlemen.

Your attention please.

Today's evening you'll be my guest.

I mean that the champagne and dinner will be hosted by me.

Amar! - Big hand.

Amar. Listen to me. - Thank you. - Amar.

Waiter. - How can all this be managed?

Did you see how I read your mind?

It happens. When the heart breaks then..

..it hits the brain directly.

What to do now? I explained to him a lot.

Go back to Bhopal.

Nothing will accrue to you here.

But he didn't listen to me. - Amar listen.

Nothing can happen now. It's too late.

His youth will be spent in some mental asylum.

Amar, why don't you understand?

Then make me understand, Raveena.

I'm not Raveena but Karishma. She is Raveena Bajaj.

She is Ramgopal Verma's only daughter.

I'm his accountant Harishankar's daughter.

All these I had done for Raveena.

Prem is not mad. He is jumping around in joy.

Raveena must have told him all the truth.

What you wanted Prem has got it now.

I have no wealth with me, Amar. Nothing with me.

"What happened ultimately.." - Amar!

"Disloyal."

"In your love."

It is good that we came through this route or else..

..he would've caught us. How was my idea?

Why are you always scaring us with the name of Teja?

I will no leave. He took of my eyes and plays marbles.

I want my money. - You will get your money.

Teja's brother is coming from London with diamonds.

We will sell the diamonds and repay your money.

I don't want the money. - Good. - I want the diamonds.

Now get down. - Why.

When I have come I will have to steal something.

I'm a hereditary thief. Nephew of Mogambo, Gogo.

Gogo. - He is happy.

Last time he took away the scooter.

This time it is the cycle.

What will happen when he sees us next time?

Saw what Gogo did? - Smart boy!

I have seen the bus stop and the tea shop.

Where all I have been looking for you. - Why? What happened?

Nothing but it will happen now. She has gone..

..crying. - Who? - Raveena.

Who Raveena, the one who was Karishma and is now Raveena?

Or is that Raveena who came here as Karishma?

Is it the Raveena who is came here as Servant or..

..is it the rich Raveena who is the employer?

It is your Raveena. - What happened to her?

She went crying and said that she'll commit suicide.

What? What are you saying? - Yes. - What are you saying?

Show me. Where did she go? - There.

Raveena!

Karishma!

Karishma!

Oh god! No!

What happened? Why are you shouting?

What do you mean by what happened? I nearly died.

What is the meaning of all this?

What is this that you've written?

What lie have I written? I came here to die.

But when I came here I saw it is too high.

I will go down a little and jump. It will pain less.

What nonsense are you talking?

What do you have to do with my life?

You never loved me truly.

Look, Raveena, Karishma.

Look here. Look into my eyes.

Do you think that my love is not true?

I came here to stage a drama.

Whatever you're and however you're..

I love you.

Your friend has broken my friends heart.

If something happens to her then.. - Oh god!

I will never forgive you.

Listen Karishma. - Not Karishma but Raveena.

Listen, Raveena my friend talks a lot but has a good heart.

He will never cause pain to your friend.

That poor thing has gone to die, what about that?

Nothing. - What? - Oh god!

Amar is the name of that thing who will even hoodwink..

..the death god and bring her here.

Both must be coming smiling.

Hi!

Hi! - Where have you been?

She went to commit suicide from the top.

Top! - From a little lower height.

I caught her and brought her. - Look Karishma..

..didn't it tell you?

What did you tell me? - There is this..

Yes, buddy, it is confusing.

Listen Raveena. - What's it?

See. - This is getting more confused.

Whatever your name is we have nothing to do with that. - Yes.

We will call you by the names we are used to calling you.

You will be Raveena. - You will be my Karishma.

Daddy you meet Amar and Prem. I have tested him well.

He is one in a million. - He is not only handsome..

..but also capable and intelligent too. - Yes.

Start. - Prem is a nice man. - Amar is good at heart.

Both of them are wonderful persons.

From the head. - From the looks.

From the heart. - From their brain.

Their voice. - Their style.

Sir. - Everything has to be punctual.

Start. - daddy, Amar. - Uncle, Prem.

Stop. From the time I have come I'm hearing about..

..Amar and Prem. No one enquired about me.

Call them tomorrow at 7. Now go. It's time for breakfast.

Okay. - Thank you, uncle. - Sir, is it the right time to add sugar?

Nonsense. - Listen to me carefully otherwise you bungle it all upstairs.

Uncle talks less. - He hears less too.

Is he deaf? - Don't talk too much.

Don't be silent too out of fear.

What is there top fear in this? It is a..

..matter of youthful hearts

We love each other and want to marry, that's all.

If he agrees we will marry at home and if he refuses..

..then we will marry in the temple.

What do you say? - I was also going to tell the same.

Really. - Baby, where is the room?

Go.

Come in.

Hands down. You're full 3 minutes late.

Do you know, what is the value of three minutes?

In that time deals worth millions are made.

Shut up! I had allotted only 6 minutes for you. 3 minutes..

..for you to talk and 3 minutes for me to talk. You've wasted..

..your 3 minutes and now you listen.

Shut up. Start.

Amar and Prem. Very Romantic and sweet name.

When I heard your name I guessed that you're the..

..movie type and Romeo type boys.

But now you're also useless and worthless too.

From appearance you look ignorant fools.

You proved that you're the fools of the first order when..

..you came here thinking that I will agree for my daughters..

..marriage to you both.

Wait. My 3 minutes are not yet over.

I have brought my daughters will all affection.

But I will have to get their brains treated since..

..they have liked useless boys like you.

Fingers of the lips and out of the room. Out.

What happened?

What can happen? He started a long lecture to impress us.

I'm like that and I'm like this.

I also told him that we're not bothered how you are.

You should be the one to see how we are.

Quiet. He became quiet.

He felt that what I said has some stuff.

Tell them what I told too.

When he saw me he also got warmed up. What did you say?

What to say? For each of his questions I had two answers.

One question and two answers.

Questions and answers and then the silence.

A long silence.

Raveena! - Listen.

Look, you both do something so that you become worth..

..something in his eyes.

Imagine that Ramgopal Bajaj falls into some problem.

Then both of you go and save him.

He is himself a problem and what problem can he fall into?

Yes, Hitler. - Idea!

Suppose that old man is kidnapped and you two save him.

Will you not become heroes? - Are you giving suggestions..

..to get married or to become martyrs?

This is a dangerous game and may take lives.

We can't sacrifice our lives. What kidnap? Who will kidnap?

We will do the kidnapping. - Yes.

We will ask for a ransom of five lakhs and you both come..

..and get him released. Isn't that simple?

Idea!

Congrats on your marriage, buddy.

He is like a timepiece sir. This at that time..

..and this at this time.

His name should have been HMT instead of Ramgopal.

Robert! - What are you doing here, sir?

Then you're Teja's men? - Not me, it may be him. - Not me.

Not me but him. - He was the one who brought me here. - Shut up!

You work for him and you also tell lies.

Who? We? He is the most useless and worthless man.

Fraud and a cheat.

You come with me to the police station and we'll lodge..

..a complaint and put him behind bars.

I will kill you. You talk ill about me on my back.

Mr. Teja, I knew it before itself that it's you.

What wonderful disguise, sir. - Haven't..

..I picked up his style well?

We have been fooled. - Then what about the world?

Now we have to see how to get into that white devil's house.

The old man wakes up exactly at six. - Goes for a walk.

Bloody old man. - He runs before the ladies hostel. - Dirty fellow.

Exactly at seven he reads the news paper.

Exactly at 7.30 he takes his bath. Bloody dirty man!

After that for 9 and half minutes he reads the papers.

Then at 9 sharp he reaches the golf club.

He knows nothing but till 9.30 he doesn't play golf. Joker!

Then for 13 and half minutes he walks alone in the golf club.

That's the time. All alone.

Lime water.

Sir!

Amar, by now the Hitler must be kidnapped and the phone..

..must've also come by now.

Listen, you will talk too much and spoil the game.

You just stand by my side quietly.

But I will be helping you.

If you want to marry then please don't help me.

Hi girls.

Hi!

How beautiful you both look.

Is your daddy at home?

There is no news about daddy. He hasn't come back yet.

Hope he hasn't been kidnapped.

He keeps talking nonsense.

Don't worry, he'll be back.

I feel scared. Even the phone call hasn't come.

The phone call has to come. It will come.

Hello. What? What?

Uncle has been kidnapped and they are asking for 50 lakhs.

50 lakhs?

Give me the phone.

Ask why they are asking for 50 lakhs.

Hello. It's cut off. - Cut off?

You both don't worry. Your daddy is like our daddy.

We will even risk our life save him.

We will go and come back soon.

Don't cry. You too. - Now come.

The plan is successful. The girls are happy..

..and so will be the uncle.

Happy marriage.

Okay!

Listen. - What happened?

Uncle has not been kidnapped. It is all the prank of..

..Amar and Prem. - How do you know?

I overheard them talking. This is all a plan to please uncle.

How? - Look first they will kidnap the uncle and they..

..will get him released. Will they become heroes in..

..the eyes of the uncle?

Yes. - Than.

How much they have bothered us. Now we will also teach..

..them a lesson. - Right.

Yes. - That was wonderful.

Tell us the truth, for how long have you..

..been in this profession? - How long?

What happened? - We asked you to demand five lakhs..

..but why did you ask for fifty lakhs?

Non. - Don't cry. Once you've asked for it, it's alright.

No one intends to give.

It is not us but they who have demanded fifty lakhs.

They? They!

The ones who kidnapped Ramgopal Bajaj.

What are you talking? - I will explain.

Everything was going as per plan.

We had trapped the prey too. - And suddenly..

Suddenly something hit us and the earth tore apart and the sky..

Stop this radio program.

Prem the issue has become serious.

It seems to be the work of a big gang. - Gang?

Hi boys.

You look smart today.

Has the uncle come back home?

He'll surely come. - Listen some big gang has kidnapped uncle.

Yes, we know. They have asked for 50 lakhs and we'll give it.

It is alright. It's their uncle and they have no tension..

..then why should we get tension.

Sit down. Food has been served on the table.

The apple is good, eat it.

You're not able to understand.. - The gang is..

..so big and the ransom small.

Only fifty lakhs? - Fifty lakhs? That is still high.

We were only planning to ask five lakhs and..

..he was saying that it was too high. Shameful!

Phone. - Hello.

Hello, has the money been arranged?

Your bosses are sitting here. Talk to them.

My boss! Who is my boss?

Hello, this is Amar talking.

Fool, give the phone to Raveena.

He wants to talk to you. - I don't want to talk to anyone.

Hello, what do you want? You tell me.

Fool, give the phone to Raveena.

Raveena he wants to talk to you.

It's your man and you talk to him.

They are not receiving the call, you talk to me.

You ass, dog, mouse and monkey.

You are the ass and your father is the monkey.

I've heard enough from you. Tell me or else..

..I'm putting down the phone.

Listen, Ramgopal Bajaj is in our custody.

If you want to see him alive then come to that old temple..

..with ransom money. If try to act smart then we will kill him.

Okay.

You're behaving strange. Your father has been kidnapped..

..you're refusing to receive the phone call.

Shut up and stop this nonsense. You have had enough..

..of fun and there is a limit to everything. Go and get my dad.

Look, we haven't kidnapped your dad.

And what about what I heard? -What?

Those laughter and plans that you were making below the house.

Tell us.

That Prem will explain to you. Prem come here and explain.

Come fast.

This is how it happened. Our men were trying to kidnap..

..but it these people who actually kidnapped.

What? Daddy and kidnapped! - Yes.

See the mistake is ours and we'll stake our lives to save him.

Your daddy, no he is not our daddy. He is in the village.

Now come. - You can weep if you want. Take this napkin.

Now come.

So you converted all your life's earning into diamonds?

How did you come to know?

How did I come to know?

If you die who will care for you?

Listen Ramu, be smart and give me the locker combination.

I'm only being considerate to you since we're related..

..otherwise I would've killed you by now.

I've asked for fifty lakhs as ransom.

You're daughters will be coming with the money.

Once I get the money the police will be taken care.

Then I will live a peaceful life as Ramgopal.

Then neither the locker will be far off nor the numbers.

Neither the keys will be far off nor the diamonds.

I asked for 50 lakhs and they have come with a gunny bag.

It must have 50 cheques of I lakhs each.

Shut up.

I will go and see.

Let's go from here.

It seems that he hasn't come and will not come too.

I feel like peeing badly. Let's go now and come tomorrow.

Wait. Are you scared? - Not scared..

..but a little frightened by the night.

Why are you scared? I'm with you, don't be scared.

Why are you frightening me? Why are you shouting?

Sorry.

What's it? - Where is the money? - Here, take it.

Wait. Where is uncle? - Where is the money? - Here, take it.

Wait. We are not fresh blokes. First you show us uncle..

..and then we will give you the money. - Look at this?

What's it?

Give it to him. - Take it. - How long I've been..

..telling you to give.

This is all change. - Change? It is total 8535.29.

Do I look a petty thief?

Is this a ransom or some alms for welfare.

We have brought whatever we had. - Yes.

I asked for 50 lakhs and where is it?

How will I get 50 lakhs? Your planning is all wrong. - Why?

You kidnapped the father and asked for..

..ransom from the daughter.

You should've kidnapped the daughter and asked for..

..ransom from the father.

Your planning is all wrong. Seems to be a beginner. - Yes.

Shut up or else I'll shoot you. - Non.

Let's get ready Ramu.

They have only brought seven thousand.

I told you that they are both very smart.

That young one.. - Shut up, Robert. We'll manage with this.

Don't spend even a rupee from that.

Take care of Ramgopal. I will keep making rounds.

I'll leave now. Don't even spend a rupee.

Uncle has come. - We staked our lives to..

Let's go nephews. - You adjust in the back.

You come in between.

Did he sit? - Come sit on the tank.

Sir behind. - Sit on his lap.

But then how will I ride it. You sit backside.

Sit in his hap. - Yes uncle.

Get down. Sit on the lap!

He will not even know that we're sitting behind.

Hey! Uncle!

You listen to this carefully. If you really..

..love us then you'll..

..have to leave your daddy and the money and come with us.

We agree to that but daddy seems to have changed a lot.

The man who hated alcohol drinks like a fish now.

He has even started abusing now.

It happens. For four days he was with the thugs and..

..the bad habits have caught hold of him. He is spoilt.

Forget him now. - It means that it's a total loss? - Total loss.

Hitler has become a butler. - This is not the time to joke.

That day he was searching the house as if the police search..

..a thief's house. - Yes.

Last night he turned the house upside down.

Upside down!

Oh god! - Hell!

What's this? Uncle in this condition.

That's what I'm also thinking. The world changed in a moment.

It is good that Raveena and Karishma didn't come. - Yes.

If they would've seen uncle in this condition..

..they would've wept.

Oh god!

Seeta and Geetha. - Not that idiot it's Ram and Shyam.

Yes, it's that.

Yes, it's that.

Two uncles at a time. - Not two uncles but only once uncle.

The other is a look alike. - So much similarity?

Yes, Come let's tell the police. - No, not the police.

This is the chance to become heroes in the eyes of the uncle.

How? - Somehow we have to put the fake uncle inside..

..and bring out the real uncle. Then both of us are heroes.

Why did you call me inside alone?

Will I talk about the diamonds in front of those jokers?

What? - I have decided to give you the diamonds.

Me and 300 millions!

For years I have a dream in a corner of my heart.

I will start a poultry farm.

Poultry farm.

I will rear thousands of chicken which..

..will give me lakhs of eggs.

From lakhs of eggs there will be millions of chicken.

From that billions or more eggs.

From that there will be trillions of omelette.

For eating that I will give the bread.

I will open a bakery. The king of bread..

..and emperor of omelette.

Bajaj. Our Bajaj.

You intend to make omelette out of my hard earned money.

Idiot. He will open a bakery to eat the omelette. Baker!

Oh god! Thank you.

Good evening uncle. - What are you animals doing in the jungle?

Waiting for you, uncle.

Move.

He is ditto. A duplicate uncle.

He has become fat eating in comfort.

Uncle, get up.

Uncle, we have come. Come, let's go home fast.

Raveena and Karishma are waiting for you at home.

We have put our life at stake and saved you.

Yes, we have put our life at stake and saved you. - Good!

Thank you. - Lets go.

Tie his hands well so that he doesn't run away again.

Let's tie him up.

Uncle! What's this uncle? - I'm not the uncle and I'm Teja.

He smartly sent me inside and you were smarter and sent me out.

You sit inside and play cards and I will play my game outside.

Uncle, it was a mistake.

You're the right uncle.

Leave that uncle and tie this uncle properly or else he..

..will get up and thrash us.

I will kill you. He is not the uncle and I'm the real uncle.

You should've first asked me who I am and then done this.

I escaped from here with a great difficulty. Shut up.

I could make out in the first meeting that there is Non..

..better fool that you both on earth.

Shut up. My anger is not over yet.

Fool, ass and brute.

There is already a lot of problem as to who is Raveena..

..and who is Karishma. Now this fresh problem.

Who is the uncle now? Is this a family problem?

Listen. - Shut up. If both of you have the..

..same face is it our mistake?

Did we tell your parents to give birth to twins?

They gave birth and one of them is a useless thug like that.

Now tell us what to do? - Listen. - Shut up.

Don't move. - Don't wipe that out.

Move. Sit.

Lets' think something.

I always think something. Why do they show the villain and..

..the gangster as a fool in Hindi movies.

Because all of them are nor smart like us.

Where the hell where you? - Wherever we were, how..

..does that concern you?

I'm Teja, open the door.

You're Teja? - Yes, tell him.

He is Teja. - If he is Teja then the one who went out..

..who was that?

He was Ramgopal Bajaj and he hit me and locked me..

..and then went out. - If that is so then why did he leave..

.these two jokers inside?

Tell me. - That, why don't you tell him?

That old hag doesn't want that we marry his daughters..

..so he locked us inside and went.

Yes. - Look at that mark. - What mark?

Forget the mark. Look at these cards. Your game will be over.

These are Mr. Teja's cards. We're dead, open the door.

Give me the keys. - Take the keys.

I'll open, sir. - Open fast.

Hurry up, Robert. - Open it fast. - I am doing it, sir. - Hurry up.

Did you have any problems, sir?

Where are you both going?

From now we will be handling all the affairs of your boss.

Teja explain it to them.

What do I explain? - What is there to explain? Their faces..

..show that they are intelligent people and have understood it.

What are you laughing? Straighten you cap and the tie.

Come on follow me. - Sir but.. - Shut up.

Hello, this is Prem calling, we're bringing the uncle and..

..till then you keep an eye on the uncle. - Shut up.

What is this mad man telling? - Give it to me.

Hello. - The person in your house is not the uncle but..

..the look alike of your uncle called Teja, Keep watch on him.

Oh god! But he just now went with the keys outside.

It seems that he has gone to the bank.

You don't get scared. We will send the real uncle home.

We both will go to the bank to catch the fake one, okay. Bye.

Come let's go to the bank.

See he is running, catch him.

Wait. I'm good at throwing the shot put.

Got him. - What aim the rabbit has got.

Not rabbit but Robert. - That's it. - Come fast.

Smart boy. - We got the diamonds.

You wait here and Teja will come and give you the reward.

Yes. - Till Teja regains consciousness.. - Teja?

Till then you keep throwing stones on uncle.

Correct your tie and straighten your cap.

Did he say phone Teja and hit him or hit Teja and phone him.

Him.

Daddy! - Dear! - Uncle.

My name is crime master Gogo.

I'll take out your eyes and play marbles with it.

I'll not leave anybody, not even Teja.

This is not Teja. It's my daddy.

Teja has gone to the bank.

What drama is this? Take all three of them.

They told us that they will come and didn't come.

Crime master Gogo. Where is your boss Teja?

Where are my diamonds?

Teja has gone to bring the girls.

Amar has gone to give the diamonds to Teja.

Bajaj is lying there. - Bajaj is with me in the..

..car along with the girls. - But Bajaj is lying there.

This is not Bajaj but the one in the car..

..is Bajaj. - No, he is here.

Shouting unnecessarily. - Stupid fellow.

Correct.

Where are you going alone? - I was looking for you.

Why? - That fellow has taken both the girls and uncle. - Who?

Crime master Gogo.

He has said that if you want to see them alive then come..

..with the diamonds to this address. - Show me.

He has also said that if you inform the police then.. - Then?

Then do it, nothing to worry. - Oh god!

He seems to be a seasoned player.

Get down fast. Careful.

Come.

Crime master Gogo. I'll take out your eyes and play marbles.

Hands up. - Put up your hands. - They were up only.

Come, follow me.

Look they have come.

Why are they following him with their hands up?

The jokers.

Careful.

Be careful. - Mr. Gogo, your gown.

I will gather it. Follow me. - Greetings.

How are you?

Hi girls. - Hi.

What are these greetings?

Have you come for a party?

Gogo the diamonds are with them.

Uncle. Greetings uncle.

But there is a mark on Teja'a cheeks, isn't it Robert?

Yes, the mark should be there.

What mark?

I'm Teja and my name is also Teja.

I'm Teja, you white Ramu. I'm Teja.

Ramu behave yourself, I'm Teja.

I'm Teja. - I'm Teja since the mark is here.

Hell with the mark, I'm Teja.

I'm Teja since the mark is here. - Silence.

I'm Teja.

What is all this?

I want to know where are the diamonds?

Mr. Gogo how can we have the diamonds?

We are like innocent birds.

We are the birds on the same branch.

The birds flying in the sky. Isn't it Prem? - Why not?

We are kids. - Tender brains. - Good at heart. Isn't it Prem?

Why not? - We just came to free the girls.

Let's free the girls, what do you say? - Why not?

Let's untie them.

Don't act smart. I will remove your eyes..

..and play marble with them.

But why do you want to play marbles with our eyes.

You can play marbles with their eyes.

See how big they are.

My men, this Robert gave it to them.

Look at this funny story. How can his men snatch it from..

..him and give it to us? Robert and Bhalla..

No, how can I do that? - No, never.

Mr. Gogo, they are going by your face.

What's wrong with my face?

They think that you're an idiot.

Prem, he looks like a fool, an idiot and an ass from the face..

..but he is not one. - Are you praising me or abusing me?

Abuse. - Praise, sir, praise.

I have been hearing about you from my childhood.

Prem. Do you know when I used to cry what my mother used to say?

She used to say sleep son or else Gogo will come.

Did you hear the fame of crime master Gogo?

When a child doesn't sleep the mother tells it..

..sleep or else Gogo will come.

Tell me more. - And.

I have also heard that you're a philanthropist, an enlightened..

..one, a revered saint and the man with inner knowledge.

You are a powerful man, an intelligent man.

I will also say that you're not a man.

Superman.

I think that we should leave with the girls now.

You will surely get the diamonds from these people.

Prem, arrange for a taxi.

I'm an intelligent man and a learned soul.

Please help us.

Not only that I'm not even a man.

Shall I tell you what my mother told me? - What?

She told me, son Gogo, first take and then give.

First I'll take the diamonds and then give the girls.

Why are you after us? We're innocent birds.

We just want to fly.

We all belong to same branch.

Come on, hands up.

I have a rifle. - It's not a rifle but a revolver..

..Move it that side.

Gogo hands up.

Hands up.

That's great. Well done my tiger.

Now the tiger is out of the den.

Don't move or else I'll shake you all up.

All of you put down your guns.

Not you. You'll have us dead.

I'm that type who will eat you up and not even burp.

You call yourself crime master Gogo?

Robert!

It was a mistake.

Oh god!

Amar. - Shut up Prem, my anger is dangerous.

I can do anything.

Bullets. - Yes, I will shoot them all with bullets.

There are no bullets.

Dead!

Oh god! Why?

Mr. Teja, don't take it to your heart.

Mr. Gogo. Crime master Gogo. I was just joking.

I have been hearing your stories from childhood.

'Listen, the people of the world.'

'The most famous amongst all is Mr. Gogo.'

I'm a child with a tender heart.

Brothers pick up your guns.

We are innocent birds, the ones flying in the sky.

Amar, what should I do with this?

There is no bullet in this? - I told you. - Then throw it away.

Enough of this drama. Now I will kill everyone.

Tell me what is your last wish before dying?

Give me that loaded pistol.

What is you last wish?

I want to bash him up before I die. - Non.

Please, Gogo, let be bash him up. - Non.

Two minutes time is given. You bash him up if you can.

You save yourself if you can. - Non.

Action. - Oh god!

Oh god!

Oh god! - Oh god!

If there was non bullets then why did you tell that.

Mistake. - Don't kick me.

You fool! - Don't kick me.

Oh god! Cheating! Not the chair.

Amar!

Oh God!

Good blow!

Great my tiger.

Crime master Gogo, I'll make you bandmaster Toto.

Raveena and Karishma take all the guns and..

..throw them in the gutter.

All of you give your guns to the girls. No acting smart.

Otherwise I'll shoot the brains of this nephew of Mogambo.

Gogo this pistol is not empty. - Oh god! - Stand straight.

Catch them. Beat them.

Hey!

Leave them, sir. Allow me. - With pleasure, Robert.

Oh god!

Excellent!

Excellent!

Oh god!

Excellent!

Sir.

Oh god!

Everyone is getting beaten. Run.

Hey!

Stop this drama.

Jokers, come to me with the diamonds.

Or else I will spread the cards of these girls.

Take it out.

How much will these diamonds be worth?

Will it be worth a million? - One million?

Each diamond will be worth a million.

Each diamond will be worth a million?

Yes, it is the life long earning of uncle.

Uncle, see it for the last time.

Why are you showing it to him? Come here.

If each one of them get one diamond each then their..

..life will be made. - Why only their life, the life of a few..

..generations will be made. They will live like kings.

Bring it fast or I'll kill them. - I'm bringing it.

Gogo, you also see. It will be added to your stories.

You got it but couldn't enjoy it. Don't touch it.

Just one. - Non.

I have lent money to Teja. For that give me one.

Come here fast or I'll stab them.

I'm being careful. - Be careful, don't drop them.

Non.

Move.

At least let me take one. I am crime master Gogo.

Crime master Gogo.

Raveena's mother, I'm coming.

Hey move!

Give one to crime master Gogo.

Crime master Gogo.

He has taken it all.

Where? - There, catch them.

He also beat me. Everyone is beating me.

Daddy! What happened to daddy?

What happened to you, daddy?

Uncle, get up. See we staked our life and saved you.

What did you save? They took away my life long earnings.

Nonsense.

How can they take it away when we are here?

Prem take out the real diamonds. - Here I take it out.

What?

Amar, we threw the real ones.

What are you talking? Take out the bag of the fake ones.

No, we had kept the real ones in a red bag.

Really? - Yes.

No, Prem. - What happened?

Yes, we had kept the real ones in the red bag.

The real ones in the red bag. This is the real one

I knew it. I knew that my daughters will..

..choose the real diamonds.

Listen, the people of the world. My name is Mr. Gogo.

You may be some Gogo. I lay the cards and you win the game?

Give me the diamonds.

..give me the diamonds. - Bhalla! - Yes, give them to me.

Sorry sir. - Robert! - Give me the diamonds.

This time there will be no mistake.

Now my life is made. Thank you everybody.

No one will move.

Again I made the mistake.

Put them in a queue.

They are all in a queue.

Show me your face. Teja, caught you at last.

Who are you? Gogo, crime master Gogo?

Get me the 36000 that I gave.

You will get all the money in the jail.

Mr. Ramgopal, your diamonds.

Thank you. thank you so much, inspector.

Don't thank me. Thank Amar and Prem. They had phoned..

..me up and called me.

Great. Thank you.

Thank you very much. - Uncle, about our marriage.

Why not? In the joy of having got my diamonds I announce..

..the marriage of my daughters with Amar and Prem.

Thank you, uncle.

Uncle, you're great, large hearted man and I would..

..like to state that you're not a man.

You're a superman.

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"Don't be so angry, dear.."

"This weather is beautiful and this sky is crazy."

"It may take you away.."

"..my dear."

"Here I am again with the heart in my hands."

"This night and this distance. I want to meet you."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"My heart is beating faster."

"The crazy lover is getting anxious attacks."

"This night and this distance.

"I feel like going near you.

I feel like stealing your heart after reaching there."

"The roads! The lanes! Where else should I wander?"

"At least give me a hug now, I am crazy in your love."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"Two passionate persons are going to start their life."

"They are cunning, but they are called crazy."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"In search of some unknown beauty.."

"..to flirt with her without losing the heart."