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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ people spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ ( muffled )
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ and meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Being a delivery boy
for the South Park gazette
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is a noble privilege.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis,
it's just that
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I have to get up at 4 A.M.
to deliver your paper,
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then I go to
school all day.
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Oh wa-wa-waaaa.
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We've all got problems, pussy,
get used to it.
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You aren't delivering
the papers on time!
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My bike had
a busted pedal,
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but I got it fixed so there
won't be a problem anymore.
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Is that your
bike out there?
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Yeah, why?
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Cuz it's being towed.
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What?!
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Hey, hey what are
you doing?
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This your bike?
Yes!
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It's on the
impound list.
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You owe the county
for tickets.
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No dude, I need my bike
to do my job!
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Yeah, well my job
is to tow this bike.
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You want it back,
talk to the county.
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No, no, do not
tow my bike!
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Stop asshole!
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Ugh!
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Oogh-gh-gh-gh!
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Ogh-ow-ow-ogh!
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( Knock on door )
Yes, come in.
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Hi... my name
is Stan marsh.
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I was told to come
down here and try to-
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yes, come in,
Mr. marsh.
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I've been told
all about your case.
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Impounded bicycle -
$83 owed to the county.
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Maybe you should
get a job.
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I got a job.
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But without my bike
to do my paper route,
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I can't make
the money, see?
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( Promo music starts )
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Stan marsh is
a bright young man.
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He's got a great family,
a promising paper route.
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Only problem is-
( Record scratch )
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His bike's
been impounded!
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But now, he's
about to find out,
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that that getting
his bike back
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isn't so easy.
( Music stops )
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Look, I really
need my bike.
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Well, I'm afraid
I can't give it to you.
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Because then you
wouldn't learn anything.
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What do I have
to learn?
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This isn't fair!
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Woa, woa, hold on...
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I've looked
your case over
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and I think maybe we can
cut a little deal here...
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According to
your background check,
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when you were
in kindergarten,
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you played on the park county
pee wee hockey team.
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Yeah?
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Well, it just so
happens that
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the pee wee hockey team
this year, needs a coach!
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Me?
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( Promo music again )
Stan marsh is a washed-up
fourth grader.
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He's got no job,
no bicycle
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and his only way out
is to coach...
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A pee wee hockey team!
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And now, he's
about to find out
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that to coach,
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you've got to grow.
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Ow!
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Oh boy... uh alright,
guys, over here.
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Come over here.
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Oh!
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We got a lot of
work to do
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and not much time
to do it in.
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Who are you?
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My name is Stan
and I'm your new coach.
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Now we just need to kind of
organize a little bit
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and practice our-
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coach, I have to
go potty.
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Alright, fine go ahead.
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By myself?
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Just hold it
a while, okay?
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What does
passing mean?
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When you shoot the puck
to another player.
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My mommy says
I'm big as the sky!
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Coach, Morgan
spit on my foot!
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I did not!
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Alright, alright,
shut up!
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We're going to practice.
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You two guys play defense
and you play goalie.
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I can't play goalie.
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Why not?
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My doctor says I'm
not a supposed to.
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Why, you got asthma
or something?
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No, he has cancer.
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What?
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Nelson has leukemia.
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It's already spread
to his bone marrow.
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I don't wanna
have cancer!
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Uh... it's okay,
don't cry.
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But why me,
coach, why?
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Coach, why do people
get cancer?
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Oh Jesus,
can we just practice?
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Are we gonna get cancer if
we play with Nelson, coach?
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No!
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Well, well, well, if it
isn't the park county losers!
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Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!
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Oh no, Adams county!
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We just thought we'd
come check out the ice
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for the game tomorrow.
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Gavin throttle, coach of
the Adams county team.
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Hey.
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Look, why don't you
just give up?
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You can't beat us.
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You really want to
embarrass your players?
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Our coach isn't
gonna let us lose!
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Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Fine... that's
the way you want it.
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See you tomorrow, coach.
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Adams team!
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Right-follow!
Right-follow!
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Coach, please don't let us
lose to Adams county!
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My daddy will
beat me again!
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Jesus Christ...
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Stanly, where
have you been!
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It's almost bedtime.
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Your mother's
been worried sick
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and I've been
watching TV!
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I got a new job.
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I'm finally
gonna be able
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to pay off
all the money I owe.
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Oh, well that's good.
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What kind of job?
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I'm working with the
pee wee hockey league.
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What-with the...
Whoa, whoa wait Stan.
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You gave up playing hockey
a long time ago.
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I'm not playing,
I'm coaching.
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Have you forgotten what happened
all those years ago?
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Or are you just trying
to make up for it?
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What are you
talking about?
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Your pee wee hockey game.
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The Pepsi center?
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In between periods of
the Colorado avalanche?
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I remember going to
Shakey's afterwards.
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Stan, you can't put your
family through this again.
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Whatever your reasons are.
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I'm tired,
I'm going to bed.
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What are we going
to do, Sharon?
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What?
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Don't you get it?
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He's getting back into hockey
to prove something to himself.
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So he can forget what happened
in that pee wee skirmish.
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Maybe he doesn't remember,
he was only four.
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Oh he remembers...
I'm sure it eats at him
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every single day.
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And we're about
out of time,
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here in yet another scoreless
pee wee hockey game.
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That's number seven,
Stan marsh
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skating towards
the goal, sort of.
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But he doesn't
have the puck.
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Owww!
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I crapped 'em!
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Mommy,
I crapped 'em!
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Oh, and it appears the goalie
has pooped his pants!
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Oh, and look at this!
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Little Stan marsh actually
has a shot at the goal!
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Ohhh!
Ohhh!
Ohhhh!
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Stann, shoot it!
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Time is running out!
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Stan marsh with
the chance to win!
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You got it, Stan!
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Take the shot!
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Take the shot!
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( Buzzer )
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Noooooooooooooo!
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O-ho, that's the
end of the game...
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How disappointing!
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Argghh,
argh-arghhh!
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Randy, what's wrong?
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Oh Sharon,
it was horrible.
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It was like I was
living it all over again.
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Alright, guys, tonight is our
big game against Adams county.
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We still have
all day to practice.
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Coach, hey coach!
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Could we talk
to you, please?
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We're the browns,
Nelson's parents.
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Oh.
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Our little Nelson he's...
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Taken a turn for
the worse, I'm afraid.
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His cancer's...
Real baaad.
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Oh.
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Yeah, oh.
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Doctors say
this could be it.
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How am I supposed
to do it, coach?
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How do I look a 5-year-old
child in the eye
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and tell him he's
not gonna live?
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You tell me, coach,
you tell me how!
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Stop it, Jack!
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He doesn't mean to
take it out on you, coach.
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No, I don't mean to
take it out on you.
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It's just... I don't know
what to say to him, coach.
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Neither of us do.
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What do you say to
somebody who's dying, huh?
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I don't know.
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Will you
talk to him, coach?
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He looks up to you.
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Nah, I think
you oughta.
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Nah, I'm just
his father.
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But you're his coach!
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You're like
a father to him!
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Please, coach...
He's counting on you.
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Please, coach,
he's counting on you.
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Uh, hey, Nelson.
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Oh... hi coach -
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dude, I can
come back later.
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Is this a bad
time for you?
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Yeah, it's a pretty
bad time for me, coach.
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I'm only five
and I'm dying.
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Coach... what's it
like when you die?
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Well...
I'm not sure.
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I would think that...
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It's a lot like it was
before you were born?
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How come
I have to die now?
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Oof...
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I mean... how come
I don't get to grow up?
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God dammit -
dude, I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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No, what I mean is...
Nobody really knows, see?
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But everyone does it.
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I mean, it's not like
everyone else gets to live
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and only
you have to die.
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Everyone is going to die.
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Do you feel better, now?
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I think so.
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Okay, great
look...
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I gotta get
to the stadium.
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But uh...
Hang in there, alright?
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Thanks coach.
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Will you do me
just one favor, coach?
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The game tonight...
I'm gonna be watching, so...
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Could you... make it
so I don't have cancer?
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Dude, I told you,
I can't do that.
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Well then, will you
just... win for me?
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Okay...
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( Noble/hero music )
Stan marsh has always
lived a carefree life.
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00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:24,666
But in the
blink of an eye,
258
00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:29,238
what seemed important before
can all be put in perspective.
259
00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,573
Stan marsh is...
260
00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:33,976
Bumming on cancer.
261
00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:42,918
( Announcer )
Welcome parents,
to this pee wee hockey match-
262
00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:46,421
between park county
and Adams county.
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00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:47,422
Win! Win!
Win!
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00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:48,257
Win!
Win! Win!
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00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:49,191
Win! Win!
Win!
266
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:50,025
Win!
Win! Win!
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00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:51,793
Win! Win!
Win!
268
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:54,796
Coach, can I talk
to you for a second?
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00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:57,432
Come to
surrender, coach?
270
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,380
Look, there's a kid
on my team who's got cancer,
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00:10:59,435 --> 00:11:02,004
and he wants us to win
this game really bad, so...
272
00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:04,172
Could you just...
Give us kind of a break?
273
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,275
Ha, I don't
think so, coach.
274
00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:08,176
We're gonna beat you
into the ground,
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00:11:08,244 --> 00:11:09,678
cancer or no.
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00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:10,746
Win-win-win-win!
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00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:11,747
Win! Win!
Win!
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00:11:11,814 --> 00:11:12,681
Win!
Win! Win!
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00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,816
Win! Win!
Win!
280
00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:16,318
Alright guys, listen.
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00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:17,986
I saw Nelson
in the hospital.
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00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,655
And he asked me
one thing:
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00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,492
He said he wanted us
to win this game... for him.
284
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,194
So... if we lose
285
00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:28,230
we're going to
kill Nelson?
286
00:11:28,298 --> 00:11:30,966
Oh Jesus no!
287
00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,834
I don't want to
be a murderer!
288
00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:35,938
Relax, if we lose we're
not going to be murderers.
289
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:38,206
If we lose are we
gonna get cancer?
290
00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:39,274
Oh no!
291
00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:40,642
Oh no!
292
00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,578
I don't
want cancer!
293
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:44,446
( Buzzer )
294
00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,556
They look
pretty strong, coach.
295
00:11:54,624 --> 00:11:57,326
I think Nelson's
gonna die for sure.
296
00:12:00,396 --> 00:12:01,797
Good luck, coach.
297
00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:03,599
You're gonna
need it.
298
00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:10,572
Yeah!
Let's go Adams!
299
00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,855
Let's go park
come on!
300
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,304
That's it, Brian,
kill him!
301
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:48,076
Get near the puck!
302
00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:06,895
( Blubbering )
Wahhhh...
303
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:11,066
( Buzzer )
304
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,068
And that's
the end of game.
305
00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:15,570
The result is a tie.
306
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:16,905
A tie?
307
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:19,341
What does
that mean?
308
00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:22,077
( Dramatic music )
Stan marsh was supposed
to win it all.
309
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:24,146
The big game,
a dying boy's hope
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00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,981
only problem is-
311
00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:28,750
(record scratch)
He tied!
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00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:30,786
And now, he's
about to find out
313
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,923
that tying isn't
the same as winning.
314
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:39,094
So did we kill
Nelson or not?
315
00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:42,164
Hello?
316
00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:43,799
Coach!
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00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,434
How are you feeling?
318
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:48,804
I feel pretty good,
except for the cancer.
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00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,238
( Coughing )
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00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:54,009
Coach, does God hate me?
321
00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:55,377
Oh, hello, coach.
322
00:13:55,445 --> 00:13:57,212
Hi, doc,
how is he doing?
323
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,649
Well, he isn't worse but
he isn't getting better.
324
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:04,553
It's almost as if...
His cancer were tied.
325
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,921
Oh boy.
326
00:14:05,988 --> 00:14:10,158
Oh, my cancer hurts.
327
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:11,560
He seems to have
put all his hope
328
00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:13,328
into you winning
that game.
329
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,197
And with a tie
he's in a kind of...
330
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:16,965
Cancer limbo.
331
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,600
But what can I do?
332
00:14:18,668 --> 00:14:20,035
Stan marsh!
Stan marsh!
333
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,269
Great news!
334
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,138
Our hockey team has
just been invited
335
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,906
to play against
Denver county
336
00:14:24,974 --> 00:14:27,776
during a Colorado
avalanche game!
337
00:14:27,844 --> 00:14:30,545
Wow, at the
Pepsi center?
338
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,414
Look, he's coming
around again...
339
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:35,417
That's our biggest
game ever!
340
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:38,186
Do you think
we can win, coach?
341
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:40,522
Wul... uh...
I mean...
342
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:45,093
( Hopeful music )
Imagine if there
was one game,
343
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:48,330
one chance, to make
everything right.
344
00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:51,199
Stan marsh is being
given that chance
345
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:56,004
but to win he's going to have
to pull out all the stops in...
346
00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:58,607
Stanly's Cup...
Rated R.
347
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:04,813
Yeah... yeah
we'll beat 'em.
348
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:06,548
Alright!
349
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,217
Maybe there is
hope for me!
350
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:12,020
Just be aware
of this, coach.
351
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:14,055
If you lose
the big game...
352
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:15,824
That little boy is
gonna die faster than
353
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:19,394
Steve Irwin in a tank
full of stingrays.
354
00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:23,765
Coach, what the hell
were you thinking?
355
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,134
We can't beat
Denver county!
356
00:15:26,202 --> 00:15:27,636
Wul, sure we can!
357
00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:31,439
Last time we played Denver
they scored seven times.
358
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,975
Look, guys,
I believe in you.
359
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,510
Nelson believes in you.
360
00:15:35,578 --> 00:15:37,012
Doesn't that count
for anything?
361
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:39,281
No, cuz they're
gonna kill us!
362
00:15:39,348 --> 00:15:40,749
They're not
gonna kill us.
363
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:44,953
That's what Steve Irwin said
about those stingrays.
364
00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:49,758
Haven't you guys
ever seen these movies?
365
00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,059
We're just supposed to
rally together,
366
00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:52,928
believe in ourselves
and we win in the end.
367
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,664
No, in these movies
they always go out
368
00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,599
and find a kid
who's really good
369
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,268
to join the team.
370
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:02,671
Hey, that's right,
we need a ringer.
371
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:05,507
We need a Canadian.
372
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:18,119
Wow, he's good!
373
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,287
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
374
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:20,622
Stan, I told you.
375
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,023
My mom doesn't want
Ike playing hockey.
376
00:16:22,091 --> 00:16:23,425
She thinks
it's dangerous.
377
00:16:23,492 --> 00:16:24,659
It's just
for one game.
378
00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:26,361
He won't get hurt,
I promise.
379
00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,798
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
380
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,266
Alright, but it's gonna take
more than one good player
381
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,934
to beat the champions, Stan.
382
00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:35,670
You better have
a really good game plan.
383
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,981
Can you
believe it, Stan?
384
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,849
The Pepsi center...
385
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,952
You're going back to the place
where it all happened.
386
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,754
The same place where
you missed that shot
387
00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:54,222
all those years ago.
388
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,857
Dad, I'm working on
my game plan right now.
389
00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:57,692
You have to understand
why I can't go.
390
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,428
I can't... sit there
in that same crowd
391
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,465
and watch you
destroy yourself again.
392
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:06,468
Oh Stan...
Of all the places
393
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:10,038
why did it have to be
the Pepsi center?
394
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:12,173
Alright... alright,
I'll go.
395
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,809
No, I want to go.
396
00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:16,578
I'm going to be
there for you
397
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,680
and I'll be rooting
louder than anybody,
398
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:22,117
saying,
"that's my son!"
399
00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:24,252
And just remember, Stan,
400
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,321
win... or lose...
401
00:17:26,389 --> 00:17:28,690
Those are your
two options.
402
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:31,626
Win... or lose.
403
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:50,245
The shot is blocked,
what a great save!
404
00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:52,514
( Buzzer )
405
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,182
And that's the end of
the second period
406
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,485
with the score tied
two-all!
407
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,754
And now, please
put your hands together
408
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:01,656
for three minutes
of exhibition play
409
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:05,060
from some of our state's finest
pee wee hockey players.
410
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,795
Alright you guys,
this is it.
411
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,229
The moment is here.
412
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,864
We've been through
a lot together,
413
00:18:09,932 --> 00:18:11,452
and according to
every movie ever made,
414
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,069
we're going to win this game.
415
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,037
And just don't forget
416
00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:17,172
there's a little boy
in the hospital
417
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:18,907
who's really
counting on us
418
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,275
so let's
not let him down.
419
00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:21,910
Are you with me?
420
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:24,579
Let's win yeah!
For Nelson!
Let's do it!
421
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,982
Alright,
let's go win!
422
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:29,084
Sorry boys, you aren't
playing tonight.
423
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,485
Huh?
424
00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:32,313
The other pee wee
hockey team didn't show up.
425
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,621
There's nobody
for you to play.
426
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,690
Thanks for making
the trip, though.
427
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,592
We don't get to play?
428
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,527
So then we win?
429
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:42,330
No, nobody wins.
430
00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:43,765
Hey, you can't
do this!
431
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,834
We've been through all the
stupid emotional crap!
432
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:48,503
Well you got nobody to play
there's nothing we can do.
433
00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,138
But it isn't supposed
to end like this!
434
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,940
Hey, hold on a second.
435
00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,842
If these kids have been through
a lot of emotional changes
436
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,610
then they have to play.
Yeah.
437
00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:57,412
Well who are they
gonna play?
438
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,014
They can
take our place.
439
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,982
Yeah, let 'em
play the red wings.
440
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,817
Play the red wings?
441
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,620
( Action music )
Stan marsh coaches
a pee wee hockey team,
442
00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,756
but now they're going...
443
00:19:07,823 --> 00:19:11,526
To play in
the big leagues!
444
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:14,062
They've got small bodies
but big hearts.
445
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:17,565
Stan marsh is...
Going professional!
446
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,935
Alright,
give 'em hell boys!
447
00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:22,570
It's a tie game
here in Colorado
448
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:24,773
as we get set to
start the final period.
449
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,909
Your attention please, for
this third and final period
450
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:30,145
the Detroit red wings
will be playing
451
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,214
the park county
pee wee hockey team.
452
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:39,988
Oh!
453
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:41,056
Oww!
454
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:43,992
Oh!
455
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,860
Jesus Christ!
456
00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,396
Ughnnn!
457
00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:50,899
Stop-stop this!
458
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,166
Let them play!
Let them play!
459
00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:53,735
Let them play!
Let them play!
460
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,603
Let them play!
Let them play!
461
00:19:58,274 --> 00:19:59,574
Ugh!
462
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,311
Ughnn!
463
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:04,712
Hey, can they
do that?
464
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:05,680
Ow!
465
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:06,481
No!
466
00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:08,216
Ohh!
467
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,452
Aghhh!
468
00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:15,123
Ahghgh!
469
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,331
( Buzzer )
470
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:35,176
♪ We'll keep on fighting
'til the end ♪
471
00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:41,749
♪ we are the champions
472
00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:45,587
♪ we are
the champions ♪
473
00:20:45,654 --> 00:20:48,490
♪ no time for...
474
00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:53,328
nooo, not again,
noooooo!
475
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:54,996
♪ 'Cause we are
the champions ♪
476
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,197
♪ of the world
477
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:59,100
I hate you coach...
I hate you...
478
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:02,237
♪ We are the champions
my friends ♪
479
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:08,009
♪ and we'll keep on fighting
'til the end ♪
480
00:21:08,077 --> 00:21:10,612
Thank you, dad.
481
00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:13,481
I'm proud of you, boy.
482
00:21:13,549 --> 00:21:17,552
♪ We are
the champions ♪
483
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:21,422
♪ no time for losers
484
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:26,161
♪ 'cause we are
the champions... ♪
485
00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:27,629
♪ Of the world
486
00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:28,576
Red wings!
Red wings!
487
00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:29,511
Red wings!
Red wings!
488
00:21:29,565 --> 00:21:30,445
Red wings!
Red wings!
489
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:31,379
Red wings!
Red wings!
490
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,036
No hope...
No hope...
491
00:21:35,104 --> 00:21:38,306
( Flatline tone )
492
00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:39,307
Red wings!
Red wings!
493
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,308
Red wings!
Red wings!
494
00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:41,256
Red wings!
Red wings!
495
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:41,743
Red wings!
Red wings!
496
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:43,178
Yeah!
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