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Congratulations.
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Oh, my
God! Darce, I'm kvelling.
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I am positively
kvelling right now.
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- It looks just like me.
- Hey! Look over here.
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- Let me just get your eyes.
- No.
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- I wanna get the light on your eyes.
- Nine hours of labor.
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- It's so cinematic.
- I'm covered in sweat.
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- This is not a good look.
- Oh.
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- Would you like me to hold the camera?
- Oh, that's perfect.
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Make sure you frame all
three of us, please?
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Howard, it's our baby.
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Or it will be, right?
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When do you think this
thing is gonna hatch?
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I don't know. It's gonna
hatch in... you know, uh...
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whatever the normal...
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In an instant, Howard and
Darcy The Duck's whole world changed.
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Little did they know
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their child was destined to
change everyone else's too.
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Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of
endless possibility,
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where a single choice can branch
out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide through
these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder
the question...
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"What if?"
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And to think a
romance that could change the world,
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all began at a party.
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An intergalactic blowout thrown by
the party prince of Asgard himself...
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Huzzah!
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That introduced Earth to the stars...
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and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis.
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Well, it's happy hour. Want
some half-priced nachos?
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Okay, fine, Duck. But
this is not a date.
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She was right.
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It was so much more.
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I now pronounce you
Darcy, and uh, Duck.
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But Howard and Darcy's
lives weren't the only ones changed
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by Thor's Midgard rager.
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The party may have ended
but the guests never left,
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as the worlds of Earth and the
Cosmos became forever intertwined,
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just like Howard and Darcy.
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♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪
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♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪
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♪ You know that! ♪
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♪ I can't get enough of you... ♪
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♪ I can't get enough
of you, Egg baby... ♪
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Hey, enough! The '80s
called, they want their song back.
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That's so funny.
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Or it would be, except for the fact
that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh!
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Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just
trying to put the baby to sleep.
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With what? Torture?
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Hey, we worked really hard
on those two-part harmonies!
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Okay. And I'm sure
the baby loves them.
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Look, look, look. See...
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fast asleep.
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I don't appreciate
how dismissive she is.
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Okay, it doesn't matter.
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Will you look at us... nesting?
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Well, we are the The Ducks.
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I guess that tracks.
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Huh?
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You've been served...
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- What?
- What? No.
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Those charges were dropped.
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With two tickets.
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All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's
Grand Cruise Across the Stars.
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- Hello.
- Wait! For us?
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- Targeted advertising.
- Oh.
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It'll be an experience
you'll never forget.
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Ahoy there, Sailors
of the Stars.
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Time to check your worries at the gate,
and toss those inhibitions overboard
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because when you're riding
on the SS Grand Master,
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adventure has no boundaries.
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Howard, have
you seen this itinerary?
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Couples cliff
diving on Vormir...
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Oh, yeah, they say you can only truly
appreciate it with someone you love.
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Oh, a lava boat ride
through the canals of Muspelheim.
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Wait, you don't think that could, like,
hard-boil our baby or anything, right?
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Darce, you heard the lady.
This is a family cruise line.
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- They know what they're doing.
- Of course.
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Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet
before everyone breathes on it.
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Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby.
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- The baby, get it.
- All right, I got it.
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Whoa! Oh-ho!
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- We're floating!
- I see we're lightening up already.
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I got eyes on the package.
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Inform the buyer we'll
intercept it off-world.
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- Oh, boy!
- This is very nice.
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This is just too
much. Look at us.
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- I know. Look at us.
- Lei for your neck.
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Welcome cocktail to
lower inhibitions.
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Darcy, check out these leis.
They're not even plastic.
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That is a classy touch.
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Ooh, and this welcome drink.
It tastes like a warm hug,
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and vodka, mostly vodka.
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- Here. Have another.
- Have another.
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Okay. That's not...
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Please, I insist.
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On the SS Grand Master,
it's not a bad decision
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- if you don't remember it.
- Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy.
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- I gotta fight this guy?
- No, no, no.
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- DJ Foam.
- DJ Foam!
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- Yeah.
- The Grandmaster.
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Bowing is optional. I'm
not that big of a deal.
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- I take that back. I am a big deal.
- Hey!
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Really, we cannot thank you
enough for these tickets.
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Ah, for you crazy kids? Nothing
I love more than a wholesome...
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- Oh! Oh!
- Uh...
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This must be the adorable little
reason we're all here today.
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Now, look at this.
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Now, what you have here is
the Galaxy's finest selection
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of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers,
nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus...
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Topaz here is actually
an excellent wet nurse.
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That part's extra.
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All at your disposal.
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So you two can enjoy some
much-deserved mommy and daddy time.
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Uh...
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I mean, he doesn't
not have a point.
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Mmm.
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Wow!
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First-time parents?
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Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one.
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Yeah, I can tell.
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The Grandmaster's Grand
Welcome Brunch will begin shortly.
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The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising,
I'll give him that. This is quite grand.
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Now, of course, our guests of honor
have a special seat reserved for them
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at the head of the table.
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Oh!
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- Well, that's nice.
- Very fancy.
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- The chair is well-padded.
- Ahem, ahem!
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Diners and dinettes,
gather in, settle down.
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Hmm.
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And, uh, most importantly,
raise a glass.
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Hope you all came hungry,
because once you get a taste...
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Quite the hoopla just
for breakfast, huh?
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Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard, I can't
make heads or tails of this menu.
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- You speak, uh, hoity-toity?
- I do not.
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But my phone does.
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Yeah, let's see what we got.
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Here we go. "The
Grandmaster invites you
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"to feast on Howard
and Darcy The Duck."
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Wait! What?
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Wait, wait, wait. It's
"feast your eyes."
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"Feast your eyes." Okay,
I guess that's nice.
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Ah...
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Uh, today's special
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is an entrée, uh-huh,
like no other.
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Born of two worlds...
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Born of two worlds?
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A true cosmic wonder.
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- Uh, Howard...
- Wait, it says,
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"To feast your eyes on
Howard and Darcy The Duck's
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- "homemade..."
- Howard!
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Oh, no, is this supposed
to be a potluck?
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Howard!
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- Look at the baby!
- Yep. Hold on.
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Darce, they
wanna eat the baby!
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No, duh, Howard, we've got
a Hannibal Lecter situation!
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Oh, let the brunch
begi...
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What? Oh, my gosh! Captain
Mohawk saved our baby!
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Sorry to spoil y'all's
breakfast, folks.
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But I was hopin' to grab a
little somethin' to go. Ta-ta!
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Oh, my gosh! Captain
Mohawk stole our baby!
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No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates!
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What're you
waiting for? Come on, Duck!
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Coast clear, let's
get to the life rafts!
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All right, here we go!
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Howard, are you sure
you can fly this?
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Are you kidding? I'm a duck.
I was born to fly. Strap in.
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Oh, move over!
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Faster, baby!
Faster! We almost got him!
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Aah, come on, get
it together, Darcy.
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This is just like Galaga.
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Whoa! Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- What?
- Aah!
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- It just... It just disappear...
- But they were right...
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I don't know what we were thinking.
Nothing good ever happens on a cruise!
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I'm sorry.
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This was a mistake.
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Our baby is... gone.
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We had one job.
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And we failed.
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What? What are you doing?
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Calling the fuzz! Clearly,
we can't do this on our own!
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Um, it's about the
Convergence case, sir.
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This couple could be the
lead we've been waiting for.
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And what did you
say their name was?
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- That would be the The Ducks, sir.
- Huh?
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What the hell
is going on, Director?
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First the Grandmaster,
now the Ravagers?
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Why are all these
people after our baby?
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I assure you, Mr. and
Mrs... The Duck,
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recovering your egg has become
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one.
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Oh, yeah? You and everyone
else in the galaxy, apparently.
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What the hell is so special
about our kid, anyway?
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- Howard!
- Ow!
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I mean, besides the fact
that they're our kid.
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What do you know about
the Cosmic Convergence?
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Wait. The Convergence?
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- Wasn't that on my due date?
- Exactly.
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And many believe the planetary
alignment was a sign.
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The birth of a great new power.
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You think it's our child?
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I guess, deep
down, I always knew
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our little champ was
destined for big things.
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Uh, a word, sir.
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our satellites picked up a
Ravager ship making the jump
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out of the Cat's Eye Nebula.
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It could indicate they're
meeting with The Collector.
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Hm.
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Best you leave this with the
experts, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck.
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We'll see to it your Egg
stays out of the wrong hands.
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Fury out!
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Screw this! Well, I'm not
waiting for the five-oh.
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If the Ravagers are
workin' for The Collector,
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then we know where
they're headed.
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- Where?
- Knowhere.
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- What?
- Knowhere.
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Well, they've gotta
be going somewhere.
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Knowhere.
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- Howard?
- Knowhere.
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Where are they going?
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Milord Yondu Udonta,
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I present to you, Kaecilius,
Master of the Dark Arts.
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Only in silence can you hear
the whispers from the Dark.
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Oh-ho! Whoa!
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What happened to The Collector?
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He's been... collected.
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Trapped inside the
Mirror Dimension.
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But we knew the most
powerful relics in the Cosmos
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always seem to find their
way here... eventually.
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Listen, man. Word
on the street here
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is that this egg is a
pretty hot damn commodity.
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I got offers comin' in from
Dark Elves and an Olympic God.
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You get what I'm sayin'?
So, our price just went up.
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I'm sorry, Captain,
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but Dormammu does
not come to bargain.
242
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,976
Jeez, easy,
Darce. The wall, the wall.
243
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,375
- It's fine!
- Oh, oh!
244
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,458
Quiet, Howard!
245
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,226
You know I can't park
when someone is watching!
246
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,291
I'm lookin' away.
247
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,666
That was great, babe. Wow.
248
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:10,625
Whoa, can't believe you escaped
through the sewage tunnels.
249
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,125
You won't even use
a public restroom.
250
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,291
I'm not proud of it. I
did what I had to do.
251
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:19,000
Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy.
252
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,750
Do you hear that?
253
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,666
- Yeah, it's very creepy.
- It's very creepy!
254
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,666
Howard!
255
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,458
What in the name
of Eyes Wide Shut!
256
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,875
- Dormammu.
- Dormammu.
257
00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,666
- Yeah, that is right.
- Crushin' it.
258
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,041
That's our baby!
259
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,333
Oh, no! There's gotta
be something we can do!
260
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,833
So, uh, excuse me. What's
the deal with the magic act?
261
00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,958
We know. Obviously. We just
wanna hear it in your words.
262
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:24,791
Quiet! The "ensoulment"
is about to begin.
263
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,583
- Ensoulment?
- Ensoulment?
264
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:34,458
Behold, our Dark
Master, Dormammu!
265
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,083
Dormammu, we present
to you an offering.
266
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,541
A powerful vessel to
serve as your host body,
267
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,125
from which you
will be born anew.
268
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,208
Howard! I think
269
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:54,500
they're tryna Rosemary's Baby
this Dormammu guy into our baby!
270
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,916
No. No. No.
271
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,333
Did I get it?
272
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,250
- What the...
- What? No!
273
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,916
S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move!
274
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,083
I didn't do it! I'm
innocent, I tell you!
275
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,333
Relax, Howard. He's not
here for us, remember?
276
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,750
Right. Right. It's
just a force of habit.
277
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,309
Hands out
of your robes, now!
278
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:21,875
You are in possession of unauthorized
level 11 cosmic contraband.
279
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,500
I would suggest you
stand down, Director.
280
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,666
You've no idea what you've
found yourself in the middle of.
281
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:32,583
I understand enough to know
that the galaxy will be safest
282
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,375
with that Egg in
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands.
283
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,500
Uh,
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands?
284
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,083
Thanks,
but no thanks, my dude.
285
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,375
Yeah. Look, Your Honor, I
appreciate the search and rescue,
286
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,041
but I don't think we're in
the market for childcare.
287
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,416
Who the hell are these two?
288
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,916
We're the parents.
289
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,083
I'm sorry, Mr. and
Mrs. The Duck,
290
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:53,125
but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't
entrust a being this powerful
291
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,583
to a first-time mom
and a gambling addict.
292
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:58,208
- Hey!
- Recovering gambling addict, thank you!
293
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,250
I got the chip.
That's the wrong chip.
294
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,000
Coulson, carton it.
295
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:12,416
It appears you need some help
reorienting your perspective.
296
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,723
I don't like it!
297
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,125
If that's how it's gonna be...
298
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,750
For Dormam...
299
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,833
Get it, get it!
300
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,625
- Get it!
- Get it! I got my...
301
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,083
Huh?
302
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,791
All right.
303
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,208
Let's go.
304
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,666
Do you hear that?
305
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,625
- Oh?
- Oh-ho-ho!
306
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,333
Ask and you shall receive.
307
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:52,576
I didn't hear you ask anyone.
308
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,416
Well, I was askin', babe.
You know, in my head.
309
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,416
Breaking Space News, Terran
defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D.,
310
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,458
has issued an Ivory Alert
for a missing cosmic relic,
311
00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,208
last seen leaving Knowhere
in a Sakaaran vessel.
312
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:11,375
Well, look at us, like
an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde.
313
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,250
Have you seen that movie, Howard?
It does not end great for them.
314
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,166
Look, we need to find
someplace where we can lay low.
315
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:21,791
Not to worry. I know just
the place where we can chill.
316
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,875
For too long, Jotunheim has
been relegated to the shadows.
317
00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:31,125
But with this, the Nine
Realms will have no choice
318
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,583
but to bear witness to
our glorious purpose.
319
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,958
Right here at the Jotun Slopes
luxury hotel, resort, and casino.
320
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,750
The future of intergalactic
winter sports.
321
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,625
That's pretty cool, right?
322
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,750
I mean, my father's not
100% on board just yet,
323
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,958
but, you know, I'm
gonna get him there.
324
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,333
Dude, we didn't come here for a
sales pitch. We came for your help.
325
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,708
You know, I thought so, and
let me just cut to the chase.
326
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,458
I can't wait to be
your baby's godfather.
327
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,791
I'm so honored. Thank
you. This means the world.
328
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,541
- Is this guy serious right now?
- Uh.
329
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,333
Listen, as
swell as that offer is...
330
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,291
- Yeah.
- Really, we're very touched.
331
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,416
What we need right
now is shelter.
332
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,041
We're kinda on the lam
from a couple of cops.
333
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,916
- And sorcerers.
- Pirates, too.
334
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,517
So, what do you say?
Can you help us out?
335
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:16,581
What're you talking about?
336
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,916
You're my brother from another mother's
old lady's sister from another mister.
337
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,750
Uh...
338
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,416
You're practically family.
339
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,250
Thanks, man.
I mean, it has been a long trip,
340
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,791
and we have not been
able to catch a break.
341
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,125
Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait,
our soft opening isn't for a few days.
342
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,083
I don't think
they're here for you.
343
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:48,541
Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, I
told you to leave this to us!
344
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,500
Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury!
345
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,041
Let's go!
346
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,458
Quickly. Quickly.
347
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,541
Oh, Father!
348
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:02,791
So much for this grand
opening of yours, my son.
349
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,708
These are my friends.
See them to safety, yes?
350
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,958
Or we can take this...
351
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,601
- Dad! What are you doing?
- No, no, no!
352
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:13,083
- Give it back.
- And return Jotunheim to its former glory.
353
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,708
No! No return to former glory!
354
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,267
- This is embarrassing!
- S.H.I.E.L.D.!
355
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,291
- Nobody move!
- Dad!
356
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,666
Surrender the artifact!
357
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,166
My brother from another mother
will not look kindly on this.
358
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,500
See? I told you.
359
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:34,000
I don't think it's
who you think it is.
360
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,958
Kneel before Zeus!
361
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,458
Oh, good, you're
already kneeling.
362
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:43,208
Now, where is this Egg I
saw written in the stars?
363
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,708
Okay, cool. Well, we're
heading south for the winter.
364
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,333
Never been much of
a snowbird anyway.
365
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,016
- Darce, let's get outta here.
- Come on!
366
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,500
Hey, what do I got?
367
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,916
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Thunderbolt, thunderbolt!
368
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,208
That guy shocked me!
369
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,708
I'm comin' back for you, buddy!
370
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,250
Darce!
371
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:03,750
Hark, the child born under the stars
of the Convergence is ours to take.
372
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:09,791
And with it, we shall finally plunge
the Nine Realms into eternal darkness.
373
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,291
Get out of my way! I am a
Master of the Dark Arts!
374
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,791
I'm a Dark Elf. It's in
the name, you dimwit!
375
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,291
- Heretic!
- Thunderbolt!
376
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,958
Hey!
377
00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,083
Hear me and rejoice.
378
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,291
Oh, no! You're not getting
your mitts on our magical kid!
379
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,291
What? No. We're just here
for a company retreat.
380
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,750
- We have a Groupon.
- Okay.
381
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,625
Uh, wait. Did you
say "magical kid"?
382
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,000
- Howard!
- Sorry!
383
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,333
We might want to
call this one in.
384
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,875
Thunderbolt for you!
385
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,750
Get up, no, no...
386
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,166
Mama's got you, Junior!
387
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,291
My fabulous Egg.
388
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,291
- DJ Foam?
- The omelet man!
389
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,291
We meet again. What're the odds?
390
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,791
No, seriously, I'm asking
you, what are the odds?
391
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,958
- No, no, no. Howard!
- Oh, no!
392
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,458
- Oh, no, no, no!
- No, no, no!
393
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,458
Oh, come to Papa.
394
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,750
- Sparkles! Huh?
- Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship.
395
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,708
No, no, no! Howard!
396
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,541
Excuse me. Just makin' my
way. Daddy's got you, baby.
397
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,291
Faster, Howard, faster!
398
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,958
I'm running as fast as I can!
399
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,041
The Stones? Is this
about the Stones?
400
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,791
Have you found them?
Where are they?
401
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,875
An egg? You called
me for an egg?
402
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,666
It's magical?
403
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,041
Yello.
404
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,041
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
405
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,416
- Oh. Whoa.
- Come on, Duck!
406
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,750
No!
407
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,291
Yeah! Yodelheim rules!
408
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,583
Yeah! The The Ducks
can't be stopped!
409
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,791
- No!
- Hold up.
410
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,958
And there goes your trust fund.
411
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,041
All of it?
412
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,791
This can't be it,
Howard. Can it?
413
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,166
Who can say?
414
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,916
I never would've thunk a life like this
could've been written in the stars.
415
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,500
A girl like you...
416
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,666
I mean, a duck like me.
417
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,458
Thank God that bar was
offering half-price nachos.
418
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:05,250
Well, the nachos might've
sealed the deal, but...
419
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,041
I always knew.
420
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,541
We were brought together
for something more.
421
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,750
I always knew it, too.
422
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,541
♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪
423
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:46,166
♪ I can't get enough
of you, baby ♪
424
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:48,875
♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪
425
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:49,958
Never.
426
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,541
♪ I was
made for lovin' you, baby ♪
427
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,916
♪ I was made for
lovin' you, baby ♪
428
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
♪ You know that! ♪
429
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,250
Uh...
430
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:03,958
Darce...
431
00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:16,625
- Ah, that power.
- So pure.
432
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,625
- It's divine.
- So beautiful.
433
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,958
Just as it was
written in the stars.
434
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,041
Seize it!
435
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,916
Wow! Darce, look at this.
436
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,875
This kid might have
some magic of its own!
437
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,500
Maybe we should keep singing?
438
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:44,750
♪ Oh, I was made for
lovin' you, baby ♪
439
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:48,333
♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪
440
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:52,333
♪ And I can't get
enough of you, baby ♪
441
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:56,083
♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪
442
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,750
- You all right, Coulson?
- I'm good, boss.
443
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:02,333
So, you know, what do
you think of the resort?
444
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,833
There's... There's
too many of them.
445
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,250
No! There's gotta be
somethin' else we can do.
446
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,291
Howard, the baby!
447
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,791
Okay, okay, this was fun,
but I have an orgy to get to.
448
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,250
Um, Howard?
449
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:53,583
And to think I was worried you
wouldn't be able to protect her.
450
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:57,375
Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born
slugger, just like her old man.
451
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,916
Oh, no need for
that. I was wrong.
452
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:06,166
Power that great is
safest with its family.
453
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:15,875
You guys got this.
454
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:17,416
Fury out!
455
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,833
Hi, guys. Hi, hi.
456
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,750
Listen, I've talked it over with
my father and to make amends...
457
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:32,958
We'd like to comp you a
room at the lodge. And...
458
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,583
Honestly, it's the least we could
do. Really, my friends. We insist.
459
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:38,833
Full minibar.
460
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,458
Mm.
461
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,541
What do you think, babe?
462
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,791
Never been one to
turn down a free trip,
463
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,916
but there's only one place
in the world I wanna be.
464
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:57,125
Even in an endless
universe, there's no place like home.
465
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:03,125
And parents are the
greatest heroes of all.
466
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:14,416
Aw. Our little
Byrdie. She's perfect.
467
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,625
Yeah. She is, isn't she?
468
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,666
All right, like we rehearsed.
469
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,583
Step...
470
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:25,583
- Step. And step. And step.
- Step. And step. And step.
471
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:26,875
- You get the door.
- Fine.
472
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,750
- No!
- Oh, God. Did you do the bottle?
473
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,101
- You're supposed to do the bottle.
- No, the bottle's fine, Howard.
474
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,285
No, it's way too hot. You
can't give a bottle that hot.
475
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,875
It's the blanket.
She hates the color!
476
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,250
Why'd we get her this color?
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