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Atlanta, PD.

Previously on Bruh...

What's going to happen if you never stand up?

What's gonna happen if I do?

Love is rare. And you gotta fight like hell to keep it.

So how are sales?

What are those?

Making a couple hundred dollars a week is totally normal.

I make nothing.

Honestly, I don't know who Mike is anymore.

So how could you know if you guys will be together, right?

Exactly.

John, your star 69-ass isn't fooling nobody. Stop calling.

All right, we gotta know what he looks like just in case

this guy shows up at the hospital.

Yeah. Yeah, we should definitely know what he looks like.

-Oh, it's him. Yep. -Let me see.

Right there. That's them at the wedding.

-He was here. -What?

Yeah, he was here in the hallway. He was saying his wife

had just given birth and he was looking for the maternity ward,

but I told him he was on the wrong floor.

But yeah, he was definitely here.

Are you sure?

Yep. That wedding ring. He was twisting it around

on his finger the whole time. Biggest ring I've ever seen.

All right. I'm gonna call Dr. Walker.

We've gotta beef up security to keep her safe.

Wow!

Hey! Send me that. I'm gonna take it to Officer Grills,

-so she knows who the- -I'll send it. I'll send it.

Okay.

Wow.

Good morning, sir.

Yes, that patient that came in badly beaten...

She's in serious danger.

We need to add more security to keep her safe.

Yes, sir. I can come up there and explain it to you.

Okay. All right. See you soon.

I gotta call Bill.

Yeah, I'm probably sure your dog is in a better place.

Okay.

-Bugsy-- -Pray for him.

I never liked that dog in the first place.

I wonder what Tom is calling for.

Yeah, what's good dawg?

Bill, hey, are you alone?

Negative.

Okay, you need to step away and get alone for a second.

All right.

Hey, I'm gonna take this over there.

Um, Tom wanna talk about some boy stuff or whatever.

All right. Don't go nowhere.

Yo, I'm alone. What's up?

Claudia's husband has beaten her within an inch of her life.

She's in the hospital. We're treating her right now.

-Are you sure? -Yes, I'm sure.

I was gonna tell you, but you already had a lot going on.

Her husband's already been at the hospital trying

to get to her. I'm beefing up security to keep her safe.

So he knows about us?

Well, he knows she was with somebody.

Is that why he beat her up?

Apparently. Claudia's maid even heard him say that

he's gonna find the guy and kill him.

Shit.

Shit!

I done lost my dream man, and the only pastor

-I ever listened to. -That fast?

Mom, what'd you do? You confessed all your sins to him.

Look, you're supposed to keep that inside.

Now the man traumatized. That's why.

Hush it up. He's been sent to me.

So what happened?

Well, I haven't heard from him in about nine hours.

Okay, nine hours, ma? The man probably asleep.

You know he old. He gotta take a nap.

You're being thirsty, okay? Don't be thirsty.

-I am like a dog in the desert. -Okay.

Oh, he the one, baby. I can feel it.

Okay.

Hey, go on back there and get the bread and bring it up here.

Okay. Ma, you can't be thirsty.

-And grab the lettuce, too. -Okay.

Ma, who?

I think I found the first Bible ever made.

-Whose is this? -It's mine.

-This your Bible? -Yeah.

I'm trying to get back into the Word.

You trying to get back--

Ah, they made this right after King James translated it.

You got the original Word, like, the first translation.

They've got pictures of Jesus in here. Like, the real pictures.

Well, this was your grandmama's Bible.

I had to beat up two of your aunts at Papa's funeral

to get this.

You fighting at funerals? What's wrong with you?

-'Cause it's magic, you know? -It's magic?

It's magic. I prayed for the pastor.

-How's that going for you? -Okay, you just-

Good morning, Alice.

Oh, good morning, pastor.

Will you please call me, JD?

Yes sir, pastor.

I've been texting you.

I lost my contacts while upgrading my phone.

Oh, well, the only one you need is mine.

Indeed. Will you be free for dinner this evening?

-I will. -Great. Pick you up at 8:00?

Wear your favorite dress?

I do.

So how you feel about your new daddy being a pastor?

Ma, that ain't my daddy.

I'm gonna call him daddy.

I need him to lay hands on me. Okay. Ew.

-I bet he's blessed. -Okay.

And highly favored in bed, too.

-Ma, that's not-- -I can't wait.

-Okay. That's a pastor. -I just feel something special

is gonna happen.

God don't like that, okay? He's a pastor.

Stay focused on the relationship part of it.

I am focused.

No, you're not. You talk about sex.

I think blessed is sexy.

-After marriage. -He just calm.

Okay.

Hey, how are you doing?

We're amazing. How are you?

-Fantastic. Yearly check-up? -Yeah, it is.

All right. Um, you feeling okay?

Pretty good. I mean, I just really wanna make

sure everything is okay.

Good. Good.

Well, Mr. Sanford, we're about to start the exam,

so I'm gonna have to ask you to step out.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm happy to, um...

Monica's seen several doctors before

and has been treated pretty unfairly in the past.

Um, I come, so she won't have to be alone.

Um, she's transgender.

And I just ask that you treat her like any other patient.

Of course. Of course.

I'm outside for you, all right?

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-You have a great husband. -He aight.

We're your first trans couple, huh?

Yeah, you've observed correctly.

Look, we're life partners, nothing more, nothing less.

Um, is it--Is it hard?

It can be, but you know what? Family, friends,

they be trippin', but we love each other. We don't even care.

Well, that's amazing.

So are you gonna examine me, doctor, or what?

Yes, yeah. We can start the exam. Um, how you feeling?

I'm feeling good. How you feeling?

I'm good. I'm good.

Most dangerous drug dealer in Georgia.

Connected to over a dozen murders,

but no convictions.

Connections with the cartel?

Damn, Claudia. Who the hell you married to?

Oh.

Don't stop working on account of me.

Nah, just going over some uh, blueprints, you know?

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

Huh?

With Tom? Oh. Yeah, yeah. Um...

No, he's just stressed out about some big promotion at work,

nothing serious though.

Um... You know what? I'm gonna go for a run,

get some fresh air. You need anything while I'm out?

Are you sure everything is okay?

You worry too much. I'm good.

Be back in a bit.

Gonna check your browser history, Bill.

Who is Jack?

And why are you searching him so much?

Most dangerous drug dealer in Georgia?

Oh, shit.

-Hey. How's everything going? -It's going okay.

Yeah, um... I just wanted to show you

a picture of her husband, so you have a good look

at what he looks like.

We have photos of the perp. Kind of what we do, right?

Yeah, um. Right. Of course. So you know that he was

-here yesterday? -What? When?

The other day. He was just in the hallway.

He asked me um, where the maternity ward is because

his wife just got pregnant, but he definitely saw the guards

standing outside of her room. So he knows where she is.

-You didn't know that? -No. First I'm hearing of it.

I guess that's what ya'll do, right?

Okay. I deserved that. Um... How are you feeling?

I'm okay. I just need like, a drink or something to

chill out, time to think.

Okay, well, look, I can come over after my shift.

That's okay. I just wanna be alone tonight. Um...

-Oh. -Thank you, though.

All right. We'll talk soon.

Yeah.

Where you going looking like that?

-I look good, don't I? -Ma, you know what? You do.

You look really pretty. I have to admit.

Good, so don't stay up late tonight.

The pastor might want to annoint me.

And I don't need you interrupting.

Okay. First of all, the pastor shouldn't be annointing nothing

at his age.

You know what? Under one condition.

-What's that? -Ask the pastor if I can speak

about Blessing Incorporate to his congregation.

You must done lost your damn mind. No!

-Hell no! -Ma!

-And no again! -Ma, hold on.

Can you just think about it? It could really help me!

As first lady, they are part of my flock.

I will not lead them astray.

You don't have a flock. Are you serious right now?

Ma, I'm serious. Please, think about it.

I'm serious, too. I'm trying to make a better life for us.

That's really nice.

I'm trying to make a better life for us, too.

-Not you, fool. -Okay. Well, who?

Me and Christie.

Ma, please. Nobody wanna hear about your private parts.

Me and Christie deserves better.

I heard the pastor wants to buy an airplane.

Christie wants to join the miles-high club.

Eww.

Ma, please. All I need is three minutes. Can you ask him

for three minutes in front of his congregation?

If you mess this up for me, I will murder you.

-Ma, I'm not goin'-- -I have life insurance on you,

full coverage! Now, it's gonna be the pastor

-or it's gonna be you. -Okay. You know what?

I got something for you. Hold on a second.

You ain't got shit for me.

I do got something for you. And it's gonna bless your life.

Look, when ya'll go to dinner this evening

and they bring out the water,

you slip this in his drink. This gonna ressurect him.

-Come on. -Get that mess away from me.

It's gonna bring him from the dead!

I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get in the way

of pastor and Christie's worship service.

First of all, no I'm--eww. First of all, Christie shouldn't

be in worship service with the pastor.

That's just not right, right now. If--

-Hell, she's saved. -How Christie gonna be saved?

-I'm not finna...Ma. -Goodnight!

Ma, just let me get three minutes with him!

-Mm-mm... -Three minutes!

Just make sure your ass go to bed and sleep.

I'm a grown-ass man. I'm not going to bed.

Eww, I ain't gonna even be here.

-Long day? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. Real long day.

Tomorrow will be better.

Yeah, it will. What you drinking?

Whiskey neat.

Same here. Can I get two more?

Wanna talk about your day?

It was just uh, a situation with a patient.

Confused me a little bit, but it's no big deal.

-Oh, wow, you're a doctor? -Yeah, at Walker Lee.

Okay. I know exactly where that is.

Yeah, um... Thank you.

So um, what brings you here on a random Wednesday evening?

Whiskey.

-Long day at work? -No. Broke up with my fiancee.

Oh, um. I'm sorry to hear that.

Caught him cheating with his ex.

-Ooh. -He had the nerve to tell me

it was his last time cheating for life.

Better you found out than in a divorce like me.

-Oh, I'm sorry about that. -It's fine. It just...

Wasn't meant to be, you know?

Two shots of whiskey, please.

Wow. What are we celebrating?

Our freedom.

Okay. I'm down. Let me just--

-To our freedom. -To our freedom.

You first.

Ooh.

Whoever she is, she missed out.

And whoever he is, he missed out.

I've got a bottle of 1968 whiskey at my place,

-if you wanna just-- -Yes.

Check, please.

Thank you.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

You are too much.

Alice, I really enjoy your company.

I really enjoy your company, too.

I've never met a woman like you.

And you never will.

I believe it.

Would you like to be my guest at the service this Sunday?

I would love to have you.

Ain't gonna be no jealous heifers there?

-I don't know. -Oh yeah, 'cause I will slap

the Old Testament outta one of them heifers.

I'm telling you now.

No, no, no. I'll come, but I ain't doin' no altar call.

I'm telling you that now. Okay?

Let's get this straight.

I don't know what to do with you.

How are you not taken?

I'm a rare tree, pastor.

I'm picky about who I let taste my fruit.

-Is that right? -Oh yeah, that's right.

So how is that such a man as yourself is single?

Uh, lost my wife with cancer. We lost her about

-five years ago now. -Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

It's okay. Uh, she fought for a long time and beat the odds.

I know what that's like.

You're a widow as well?

No. One of my boyfriends cheated on me

and I killed him.

Oh, hell.

Yeah, you cheat on me, I kill you, too.

-Get outta here! -I'm just tease--

I'm just teasing.

But uh, dinner was amazing. Thank you.

It was all my pleasure.

You know, I'd never met a person that makes me laugh

the way you do.

Well, we can continue at my place over wine if you're free.

-Yes? -Yeah. Let's go.

No, no. Let me walk first.

So you can see all of this.

He's a mighty God.

Hold on one second.

I need to freshen up. Where's your restroom?

-Uh, back there. -Okay.

Oh.

Uh.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Well, I came to make sure everything was okay.

I heard a loud bang and wanted to check on you and Tom.

Are you in the middle of something?

Uh, no, no. Um... I just had a long day at work

and I'm about to take a shower.

-And that's it. -Oh, okay.

Well, I can come in for a bit if you want.

No!

Oh, okay.

Well, I guess I'll talk to you later then.

-Yeah, uh, talk soon. Okay? -All right. Bye.

See you.

Come take this off?

Hey, Bill.

I'm lost, man.

I don't know what to do.

How am I gonna tell Regina about this?

Um, yo. I'm lost with this one, bro.

We need to figure out something to save Claudia.

We gotta figure out a way to save my ass.

Well, he doesn't know who you are.

Yet.

What happens when he does?

Exactly.

Man, I read that he kills entire families.

I'm thinking about just packing up Regina and leaving.

She can't die because of me, man.

I swear to God, John is working my last damn nerve

calling from these blocked phones

trying to get me involved in this damn pyramid scheme.

Wait, John hasn't done that in years. Are you--

Is there anyone else who it might be?

What if it's him?

What if Jack has my number?

I don't know.

There's gotta be a way for me to get this product

in front of the church.

'Cause I'm tryin' to change lives, too,

just like the pastor.

Mine! Trying to change my life!

Oh! Ma said the Bible's magic.

Are you magic for real?

I guess we about to find out.

Oh.

Dear ancient Bible, I need a major blessing

to help me get my Blessing Incoporated status up tonight.

This thing really works.

That's what I said when I said--

Hey!

What are you doing up?

You know what? I was catching some major blessings.

How are you all doing this fine evening?

I'm great, son. How are you?

That's--I'm doing well. I am blessed and highly favored

as you would say. You know what I mean?

Do you believe in miracles?

Well, I am in the miracle business, so yes.

You are. Speaking of business, I have a proposal for you

that can put money in both of our pockets.

Well, I'm not doing this for financial gain.

Naturally. You don't wanna do it, but you know,

a little money don't hurt. You know what I mean?

All I need is three minutes to speak to your congregation

about this amazing business I am in.

Oh, wow. Uh, I have to think on this one, son.

Okay. I respect that, but just so you know,

I'm gonna give you 10% of all the profits

that come from the church, okay?

And you have the option if you wanna join the team,

you can get on board with me as well.

No thanks on the team.

I have my own team down at the church.

-Okay. -But...

I'll take your offer into consideration.

I appreciate that and thank you. Okay, well, I appreciate you.

Alice, I think we should just call it a night.

-Hmm? -Okay.

-Goodnight. -Goodnight.

Goodnight, pastor. I like your suit.

Mama, I know you didn't want me to say nothing, but I had to say

something to him because it's gonna help both our lives.

All I need is three minutes in front of his congregation

and it's gonna be golden! Mama, what are you doin'?

Mama, I'm too old for that! I'm gonna--

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, thank you. Set that...

So how are you are feelin'?

-Better. -That's good.

-That's great news. We, um... -I have to get out of here.

Okay. Well, we're gonna take it slow and allow all your wounds

-to heal. -No. Now!

If I stay here, I won't be alive to heal.

I know him. I know what he's capable of.

-I understand. Claudia, look-- -I have to get out of here.

Claudia, listen. We have 24-hour security.

We've got guards posted at every door.

You're safer here. Trust me.

Hey.

You should eat something, all right?

I can't even think about food.

I'm worried about staying alive.

I know. I know.

But if you don't eat anything, then you're not gonna be

healthy enough when the time comes to get out of here.

Hmm, how about it?

-Okay. -Okay?

All right.

Here you are.

Don't strain too much. Bon appetit.

Shit!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

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