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-What was that? -It was a kiss.

And I liked it.

Previously on Bruh.

I need to be respected.

And if you can't do that, then we can't do this.

I think you will be awesome as the chief physician

of Walker Lee Medical Center.

Wow.

I'll waive the fee for you because I believe in you.

You believe in me?

And I'm back to bein' rich!

He's looking for me!

Who's looking for you?!

My wife just came in here.

You gon' have to buy somethin' if you gon' stay.

I'mma leave now, Claudia!

I will find you, though!

Because I am your husband!

That ain't about nothin'.

It is about somethin', Ma!

It is, listen.

The CEO just bought a yacht for five million dollars!

Yeah, 'cause he got five million fools

to buy into his pyramid scheme.

Yeah, okay, so when I'm boat shoppin',

don't you come askin' to come with me.

Okay?

Uh-uh.

'Cause I'd rather sell crack to rehab patients

than your pyramid scheme.

-You gonna sell crack? Okay. -Uh-huh.

I'd rather wear porkchop drawers in a lion's den.

Who would wear...

Your pyramid scheme, that's a mess.

It's not a pyramid scheme, Ma! It's multilevel marketing!

It's a difference!

Hey, Laura.

Hey.

Y'all, that situation was crazy, right?

Yeah.

Like, I stayed up all night thinkin' about it.

She was terrified.

I seen that look in a man's eye before.

That girl in some real trouble.

Yeah, I hope he don't kill her.

Like, dude dangerous.

You know him?

No, I don't know him.

Well, you said he was dangerous.

'Cause I heard he was dangerous. I don't know, why would I know?

All right, I just hope that she okay.

Yeah, me too. I hope she okay, too.

Hey, how you doin'? How may I help you?

Let me get a tuna melt, please.

Tuna melt, cool. Got you, got you.

Can you finna...

Finish the inventory list for me?

Okay. All right...

Real quick, can I ask you what you do?

I work for Blessings, Incorporated.

You work for who?

Blessings, Incorporated.

That's crazy, how long you been doin' that?

About nine months.

Made about 100K with my team now.

A hundred...

A hundred thousand dollars? That is crazy!

Listen, what... My bad.

What advice would you give to somebody just startin' out?

Grow your team, grow your team.

Okay.

Never give up, and...

Just watch the money pile up.

Hey, I liked how that rhymed! Okay.

Let me get you change.

Just keep it.

-Oh, I can keep it? -It's fine, it's for you.

Hey man, thank you! I'll see you at the top!

I'm about to blow up!

See? I told you, Ma.

They makin' money, look.

Sandwich $9, he let me keep the 20!

I'm puttin' this in my pocket.

You know, I'm not sayin' you the dumbest person on Earth.

Thank you.

But you better hope he doesn't die.

Okay.

Love you.

When I'm makin' money, we gonna see who dumb!

I'mma be a rich dumb mother... Ahh, shut your mouth!

Bill.

Hey, what's up, Doc?

How's everything?

So when you ask me how I'm doin',

I already know something's up.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, I'm about to talk to Regina, man.

Havin' second thoughts about leavin' this marriage.

Mm.

I mean, well, this is what you wanted, right?

I wanted to be free.

But now that I'm about to be a father, shit...

I don't know.

Well, I mean, bein' a father and a husband,

that's a huge responsibility.

Sure you're ready for that?

I spoke to Coach Hebron last night.

And he got me thinkin' that

maybe I should give this another try.

Yeah, I remember you tellin' me he gave you some great advice.

Here's the thing, man.

You just gotta do whatever's in your heart.

Easier said than done, man.

It's time to face this head-on.

I believe in you. You got this.

All right, I'm about to save my marriage, man.

Hey.

Hey.

So, what's up?

What was so urgent that you had to talk to me right now?

I just wanted to talk about us, I guess.

You guess?

All right, what about us?

I don't know, maybe...

I don't know, startin' over and doin' this the right way.

Yeah, I know this story very well.

You wanna be together, you wanna start over again.

And then another woman comes along,

and "Oops, my dick accidentally slips in."

And then we start this conversation all over again.

You got every right to say that.

I admit, I've been wrong.

Yeah, well, history repeats itself, right?

And your history has a lotta women in it.

And that's exactly what they are.

History.

Bill, if you gon' be sleepin' all around town

bein' normal Bill,

I can just be a single mom

and then maybe find somebody else

who really wants to be here.

I really wanna be here.

Really?

Would you be sayin' that if I wasn't pregnant?

I think so.

Think so?

I have an appointment, I gotta go.

Hey, hey.

Have dinner with me tonight.

Let's just talk a little more.

Talk?

You were a real ass the other night.

Why the change of heart now?

I don't know.

I guess 'cause you're havin' my kid.

Yeah, I don't know.

Look, I don't know either.

Shit, but we gotta figure this out together.

All right, but there's somethin' else I need to tell you, first.

Just save it.

Let's talk about it over dinner.

We can talk about anything you want to then.

Please?

-All right. -Okay.

Eight o'clock, I'll text you the place.

Thank you. All right. See you tonight.

Hey, everybody! I'm so sorry to startle you.

It's okay.

It's my establishment, you're safe, okay?

Listen.

Do anybody have any back problems,

any issues in your bodies?

Any ailments, your hip hurtin', somethin'?

Listen, I got the product that can erase all of that.

This juice right here will erase it all!

Listen, you know how you were startled?

This can help with your blood pressure

and everything, okay?

Listen, this, look, brother. It'll straighten your hair out.

Listen, Velma and Louise, listen.

I see you got some little skin issue goin' on.

This can straighten it right out.

Velma and Louise, this will help y'all with crime

and all that you wanna do!

I'm tryin' to change some lives here.

Listen, how y'all doin'?

You tryin' to get it on in the bedroom?

You still tryin' to get it in?

This will bring you to life, brother.

This will resurrect you.

You know, it will...

I'm tellin' you, you need to...

Hey, you know, you could use it, too.

You need three, three bottles.

Boy, get your black ass behind that counter.

Ma, I'm workin'!

Workin' to lose the few customers we got.

They come in for sandwiches!

They didn't come in for these nasty-ass smoothies!

First of all, these are not nasty, okay?

You should try one, they're free.

You should try to get you one.

I'm tellin' you, there's something going on with you.

Last time someone said, "Try one, it free,"

I was naked in Vegas.

-Okay, Ma... -Everybody was lookin'.

Shh!

Nobody wanna hear about your drunk-ass drug stories

-back in the day. -Look, I'll take that pill again

before I try that mess that you got.

-Ma, this not-- -Leave these people alone!

Shh! It's part of the process!

I gotta do my icebreaker...

Keep sayin' that process shit...

This is part of the process.

I'm tryin' to grow this company, and this is part of it, okay?

It's a ice breaker.

You broke me when I'm tryin' to do my ice breaker.

I'm tryin' to get into it, you're messin' me up.

I lost damn customers.

First of all, they my customers, too.

This is free, you should try one.

You ain't paid me my money.

Did you say it'll help me get in shape?

Yes, it helps you get in shape, it helps everything.

Skin, everything.

Yeah, yeah, you can try it. Just snatched it from me.

Mm.

-It's good, right? -Mm!

-Oh, this is good! -I know it's good!

-And it's healthy?! -And it's healthy, listen.

It got all the vitamins,

all the antioxidants you need in it.

What it got in it?

-Anti... -You can't even say that.

It's antioxidants! You know what it is.

Listen, if you don't want,

you don't have to eat anything else the rest of the day

if you don't want to.

So, one of these gon' keep me full all day?

Now, you know damn well...

-Ma. -Yeah?

You gon' be makin' her another one in five minutes.

This is a customer. Stop.

No, it's an employee.

Oh, yeah. I want one.

-How much is it? -You sure?

'Cause it's gonna have you like ooh, Beyoncé!

You know what I'm sayin'? Like, like, all that.

-You sure? -Mm-hm.

Okay, okay.

Don't drink all that before you pay for it.

It's $8.99.

I ain't even gonna charge you no taxes.

Give me 99 cent, 8 dollars, 99 cent, we good.

$8.99 for some juice?

This is the juice that's gonna change your life.

So, you might wanna invest in yourself.

Well, I do know somethin' I'll pay $8.99 for.

Okay. All right.

You done drunk all the juice, I guess you can just have it.

-Thank you. -Listen, Ma...

Laura, this is my place of business, stop!

Ma.

You might wanna consider partnerin' up with me.

We can make millions doin' this.

Millions, like, I'm serious!

I got too much street cred to be in a pyramid scheme.

First of all, it's not a pyramid scheme!

It's a multilevel marketing company,

you need to understand the difference.

There's a difference.

You know what? You don't wanna be rich?

That's fine. I'm gonna be rich.

So, don't worry about it.

And you know what?

They told me to stop drinkin' when I was pregnant with you.

My ass probably shoulda listened.

Hey, brother. How you doin'?

Let me try to help you.

Yes?

Okay.

No, sir, I understand.

Okay. Will do.

What's that about?

That was about you.

What? Really?

Yeah, yeah, you've been updating the patient charts wrong.

Dr. Walker had to go in after you and fix 'em all.

Man... Sorry, it's just...

The system's different from my old hospital,

so it just gets a little confusing.

Hey, listen.

You gotta learn our format and our computer program

for patient charts ASAP, all right?

Yeah, yeah, that's... I'm on it, man.

Hey.

Everything cool?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

You got this, man.

You're the best doctor I know.

Besides me, of course.

Says a man that had a full-on panic attack

before every med school exam.

Yeah, those were some epic cram sessions, though.

-Pizza, Redbull, and vodka. -Vodka.

Yeah, man, good times.

Hey, you know, Dr. Walker just actually offered me

the chief physician position.

Really?

Congrats, man! When you gonna accept it?

I'm not sure I'm going to.

That's, that's a huge time commitment.

Tom...

I understand you want the whole perfect family,

white picket fence lifestyle,

but trust me, as somebody that's had it before,

it is not all it's cracked up to be.

I just, I don't wanna give my whole life to this job

and be old and lonely.

Retiring, and now I'm looking for love.

I get it, but this is the situation.

Take the job, enjoy the money,

and maybe one day a woman is gonna come

and sweep you off your feet, and then just quit.

And I'll take the job.

Yeah.

But really, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Most people don't get a chance like this.

I'm thinkin' on it.

But yo, yo, let me know if you need anything.

-Got you. -Yeah, yeah.

Actually...

-There is something... -Hang on one sec.

Yep, Dr. Brooks.

Yes, sir.

Oh, wow.

Okay, we're on it.

Hey, a woman was found badly beaten,

she's in critical condition.

We need all hands on deck.

-She's on the way. -Yeah.

Man, thank y'all so much. Man, I'm excited.

I'm definitely finna reach out to my social media man,

and reach out to my network to build my network, man.

Appreciate y'all. All right.

Thank you.

Workin' on my social media, man.

That's crazy. Why didn't I think of this?

This is genius! Right?

Reach out to your close friends, your family, you know?

It don't matter if I ain't talked to you in 20 years,

come get this money, boy.

Okay, I see. Niah!

Let me say what's up, she ain't got no money.

Maybe her husband do.

Boom!

All right.

Oh, damn!

Tory dad died?!

At least he had his dad.

"Hey, Tory..."

Quotation.

End quote...

I'mma send this man mass text out.

Get this money!

Oh, wait, hold on.

Willy just punched out the 9 to 5,

got off the plant--

Willy, don't worry about it, I got you.

"Hey Willy, what's up, bro? It's been a minute.

I see you workin' the plantation.

Come holler at your boy you wanna be your own boss.

Come boss up...

With your boy.

Get off planta-shit.

Come get this money.

Your boy...

John."

I'm gonna get some money!

All right, let me do just

a little mass text one time for these niggas.

Okay.

"You hate your life?

You hate bein' broke?

Broke than a mug?

Come holler at your boy.

I got an amazing business opportunity

to make you become..."

Not make you become.

That's fuckin' incorrect English, John.

"That you can become your own boss.

Holler at your boy for this amazin' opportunity..."

Send! Boom!

Now everybody got it!

Got what?

Everybody got a blessin' comin' they way, Ma.

Listen, I'm not only changin' lives with this product,

I'm changin' my pockets.

You need to get up on this, I'm tryin' to tell you...

You leave them people alone.

I ain't botherin'...

Ain't nobody on there gonna buy what you sellin'.

You crazy, look. It's already goin' off.

Look, look at this. Look at this.

They already tryin' to... Look.

I just hit Niah up, and she already hit me back.

"Hey John, no matter how bad things get for me,

I remind myself that I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme,

convinced that I'm a business owner.

Then I feel better."

-Okay. -It don't sound good.

Whatever, Ma.

That's, that's just one person. Look.

My boy Tory hit me back, his father passed away.

-Yeah, that's right. -You heard about it?

Yeah, it says...

"Hey, John...

Don't ever message me again.

Bro...

My dad had insurance and I have a job.

His funeral is already paid for,

just act like we never met movin' forward."

Yeah, sounds like things are

really pickin' up on social media, huh?

That's okay, Ma.

Them two haters. That's what they are.

You need haters.

Haters make the world go 'round.

It's just making it much sweeter at the top.

So that's all good,

I appreciate they negative messages.

That's all right, my boy Willy hit me back,

let me see what he said.

'Cause people want that, I'm tryin' to put them on.

"I would rather be a real slave on a real plantation...

Than to sell whatever you're tryin' to sell.

Get a real job."

Okay.

Hey, I like this game. Can I play?

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Here's another one you got...

Uh-oh.

"Hey John,

I hope the pyramid scheme is doin' well,

'cause you still owe me $100."

I don't owe him no hundred dollars.

You owe that nigga some money.

Oh, wait a minute. Here we go.

Okay...

"Hey John, I'll pay you not to message me again."

Okay, I'm done.

I'm not about to play... Hey!

Y'all can keep laughin'!

I ain't gonna be a joke for long!

-I'mma show y'all. -Okay.

I'm gon' rise to the top of Blessings, Incorporated,

and I'mma shut all y'all up, watch.

Yeah, hey, I'll be the first to shut up.

I promise.

I promise!

It would be real nice to have my mother support me for once.

That would be real nice, Ma.

I support everything you do.

I mean, are you serious?!

But if you lookin' crazy out there in them streets,

it's my responsibility to let you know.

And you lookin' crazy.

Damn pyramid scheme.

Yeah, whatever, Ma.

I'm gonna go get a drink and keep marketing.

My damn mama like, could at least support me, the fuck.

Hey, whatever you do, don't tell nobody in the family!

-Yeah, whatever. -You done embarrassed

my ass enough.

Damn pyramid scheme.

Whew Lord, he did it to me.

Wow.

You look nice.

Thank you.

Nice suit.

Thank you.

This isn't awkward at all.

Yeah, tell me about it.

So, where do we go from here?

How did we even get here?

Well, there's a lot I could say to that.

But I will not.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

So, how are you feelin'?

Confused.

Scared.

I just, I didn't see this part of my life happening this way.

Neither did I.

Look, I know I haven't been the best.

But I think I'm ready to give this a real try.

I don't trust you.

And...

I'm already takin' a huge risk by bein' with you.

-Come on. -But...

But...

I've never loved a man the way I love you.

And I've never loved a woman the way I loved you.

I'mma figure this out. I promise.

Yeah...

I've heard all your promises before.

So...

You ordered my favorite?

Redeeming myself already.

Thank you.

You sure you're ready for all this?

I mean, I'm up for the challenge.

Well...

If things are gonna get really serious

and I'm gonna need you,

you know, we are doing this together?

I'm not tryin' to do anything alone.

You don't have to.

All right.

You hurt me again, I'm done.

And I will never forgive you.

I understand.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, anything.

Have you been with anyone else?

No, that situation was it.

I...

Figured we were separated, and...

I was bein' stupid.

You were.

I am sorry for all the dumb shit I've done in the past.

But I see things differently now.

Oh my God.

This tastes just like the gumbo we had on Bourbon Street.

-Yo... -What?

Remember when your shoe fell apart?

Yes!

And we were stupid drunk.

You had to carry me five blocks

because I didn't wanna get my feet on the wet ground.

Remember?

Yo, I was sore the whole next day.

Yes.

Hey, we were sober by the time we made it back to the room.

Yeah, but then you went right back out

and got more drinks!

We got some good memories, don't we?

We do.

Listen.

I don't deserve the way you love me.

I know that.

But you taught me how to love better.

Which is why I know you'll be an incredible mom.

Are you sure you wanna do this?

I mean, yeah.

As long as your mama don't move back in.

True. Okay.

Well, there is...

One more thing I wanna tell you.

Yeah, what is it?

So...

There's not just one baby in my belly...

There's two.

We're having twins!

Surprise!

Are you...

You need some water?

Are you, is there a doctor? Are you okay?

Okay... Don't keep...

Okay, some...

Can somebody help him?

You're good, right? You're sweating.

I'm good. I'm good.

This is... I just need...

Here's some water.

Okay.

Come on, Mike. Pick up.

Come on, Mike. Pick up, pick up.

Hey, this is Mike. You know what to do.

Yo, Mike. Yo...

Hit me back when you get a second, bruh.

I know everything is busy in rehab and all that.

I already know you're killin' it.

So, just...

Hit me back when you get a second.

I, I gotta share some news with you.

Aight.

Come on, come on, come on, come on...

Come on, Doc. Pick up, pick up.

Yeah, Bill, what's up? Everything okay?

Yeah, not really, man. I got some...

Tom, patient's comin' in. Head trauma.

Hey Bill, it's gotta be quick, man.

I got a patient comin' in, critical condition.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, it'll only take a second.

All right, so listen.

I'm at dinner with Regina, and we talkin', and we like...

Gettin' to know, you know, goin' over some stuff.

And all of a sudden, she just hits me with...

Bill, I'm sorry, I gotta go, man.

Patient just got here.

Shit. Damn.

Come on, John...

I know you got me.

What's up, bro?

Yo John, what's good, boy?

Chillin', man.

Plannin' out my financial future, bro,

that's what I'm workin' on.

Oh, that's dope. Yeah.

How, how's everything with Mom?

Yeah, everything good with Mom.

Bill, every time you start askin'

about what goin' on with Moms, you want somethin'.

What's up?

Nothin' man, just...

Dealin' with some crazy info right now.

Oh, now you need me.

After you just ditched me for a booty call.

Yeah man, so listen.

I was at dinner with Regina, right?

Regina?

That's who the booty call was with?

I thought it was with old girl at the lounge.

Well, look, not exactly, but...

So, this is the thing...

We're not havin' one baby. We havin' two.

Wait a minute, Bill. You havin' twins?

Yeah, we havin' twins. Fuck.

Wow bro, congratulations twice!

Wow, twins?!

Man, that's amazin', man.

Congratulations!

Man, I, I don't know how to deal with this, man.

I'm still...

Still tryin' to figure this out.

Well, listen...

what you should be thinkin' about is your financial future

to support that family, the wife, the two babies.

I got somethin' to help you, bro.

I got an amazing opportunity

that can set you up for all of that.

So you got the more babies, you gonna need more money.

Nigga, you really tryin' to sell me on

a damn pyramid scheme right now?

It's not a pyramid scheme!

It's multilevel marketing!

Okay? And you gon' need it!

You need the money, man.

I know you makin' a little money...

Buildin' architect stuff,

but this is where you gonna mae your real money at.

Okay? So, hello?

Hello?

No this nigga did not hang up on me.

Hello?!

Okay, let's get you taken care of.

-How's your vitals? -Stable.

All right, swingin' flashlight test?

Her pupils are uneven, possible head trauma.

I need a CT scan ordered.

Oh my God. Do you know who this is?

No.

Bill's in trouble.