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He's had NARCAN, he's unconscious,

but we have a pulse.

Previously on Bruh.

He coded twice.

What do you, what do you think it was?

I'm sure it was fentanyl.

We all got our shit.

It depends on who you ask.

If you wanna know how bad things are.

I've actually been all over the place, lookin' for you.

My boy's in there fighting for his life,

and you come here with this shit right now?

I was actually comin' here to give you some relief.

Oh, you want to give me some relief?

Then go.

Yeah, bye.

- Hey. - Hey.

Listen, I think I'm gonna go ahead and go.

Really?

Yeah.

Bill doesn't want me here, so...

But, but... But I do.

- Regina, please. - Okay.

- Please? - Okay.

Wait, don't, don't worry about him.

We'll just stay out of his way.

All right, all right. All right.

- I'm sorry. - No, don't be.

You have so much goin' on as is, I'm sorry.

No, I'm... I'm okay.

I'm okay. It's okay.

- Okay. - Okay?

Just stay here with us.

- Yo, any updates? - No.

I did see Tom, though.

You did? What'd he say?

Nothin', man. They're not even lettin' him like, see him.

Shit.

Yo, what is your mama doin'?

I don't know, embarrassin' the hell outta me.

Ain't that old girl from the bar?

Yeah.

What is... What is she doin' here?

Her and my mama, they like terrorizin' me.

That's what it is. That's why she's here.

It's like that?

Yes.

They, they want to torture me, that's what they wanna do.

That's why they here.

I guess you havin' the same problem as me.

How?

Regina, man. She just...

She needs to leave me the hell alone.

Hey, y'all need to stop that shit.

Y'all are just back and forth, circles, oh my God.

You right. You right, I know.

You need to do somethin' about it, though.

You always over it, and then you be right back in it!

I'm tryin' to, all right?

But if I were you, I'd do somethin' about her, first.

I'm been tryin' to do somethin' about her.

She won't listen.

I keep tellin' her I don't want to be with her.

Then you know what the hell I'm dealin' with, then.

It's not the same thing.

- Hey. - Could you--

Could you just make a noise when you walk up on me?

Could you--

Or somethin' like that, that would be great.

Well, I have heels on. You didn't hear me?

No, I didn't hear you. You seem like you just appeared.

- Okay. - Did you glide?

No, they tell me I'm light like a pussy...

Cat.

- Meow. - Okay.

How are you, baby?

I'm, I'm fine, Littia.

- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.

Littia, why are you here?

Your mama told me to check on you.

I'm fine. I don't need no checkin' on.

There's no need for you to be worried about me,

I have my friends here.

- Hi. - Yo.

How you doin'?

Ma, I am fine.

Hell, I know that.

Okay, well why you sendin' her to check on me then?

To get on your damn nerves.

Y'all both gettin' on my damn nerves.

I'm sorry, baby.

- Ooh, she calls you baby. - Ma, why are you doin' this?

Why don't y'all just go sit down somewhere?

- Shit! - It's okay.

Please, just go sit down. Please?

I'll be over there being quiet like a...

Pussy?

Cat.

- What kinda pussy cat is quiet? - Ma, please don't ask.

- Mine sure ain't. - Okay, ugh!

- Mine squeaks. - Ma.

- We don't need to hear that. - Chill out, this not the time.

- Oh, it squeaky clean. - Yeah, okay.

Why she so damn nutty?

You know my mama.

If I'm wherever I am, she gon' be there.

Too much pussy, man.

♪ Navigatin' through this datin' life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time

♪ With the help of my homies, I'm goin' up with my bruhs ♪

♪ The bruhs

♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ With the bruhs, goin' up ♪

♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ With the bruhs Ooh, whoa ♪

♪ We're going up', we're goin' up with the bruhs ♪

They're both comin', right there.

Hey. Tell us somethin'.

So...

Tell us.

- He... - What?!

He is going to make it.

Ah, shit! Thank you.

Thank God.

Why you got to be so damn dramatic and shit?

- Yeah! - Sorry, I'm sorry.

- Can we see him? - Yeah, yeah.

- Can we all see him? - Yeah, what's up?

Can we all see him?

Not, not everybody at once. Okay?

Hell, not all of us.

- Ma, please. - I'm goin' home.

My damn feet hurt!

Ma, damn, come on.

Yeah, you tell that little motherfucker.

If he wants to kill his self,

don't do it on the night that I watch my favorite shows.

- You... - Shit, I ain't got cable!

I have to watch my shit live.

And my VCR is broke.

Oh, Ms. Alice.

I can hook you up with a new one.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!

A new VCR?

Yeah, brand new.

See, I'm out. This bitch think I'm crazy.

What do you mean?

Even I know they don't make damn VCRs anymore.

Ms. Alice, You know what I meant.

No, hell, I don't.

I know you stupid as hell to think I'm crazy.

- I told you that. - Get rid of that bitch.

- I'll call you later, Ms. Alice! - Don't do that!

Don't do that!

John, your mama's so funny!

- Littia... - Look.

Why are you here? You don't even know my...

Are you hungry?

- Littia, no. - You want...?

No, I want...

I take that back, it's a yes.

No, it's a hard no.

- Really? - Are you...?

Are you delusional, Littia?

I'm not tryin' to be mean.

But go home. Okay, look...

- Why do you keep...? - I know...

That you're gonna fall for me.

You're holdin' tight on my jacket!

Get away from my neck, lady.

Listen, Littia. I'm sorry.

No sudden movements, okay? Don't, mm-mm.

Look at me in my eyes.

- Yeah. - Look at me, like, deeply.

This so romantic.

- Are you looking? - Yes, daddy.

All right, okay. Are you in there?

- Are you focused? - Yes.

- I... - Yes.

- Am not... - Yes.

- Interested... - No.

- Or will I be interested in... - No, no, no, no!

- Why you play so hard to get?! - Ever, okay, ever!

Okay, Littia?

It's important that you know that. All right?

Littia, I'm not tryin' to be mean, but you...

I mean, it's gettin' ridiculous!

You keep comin' around! I didn't invite you!

- It's okay. - Leave!

Please, now! Stop grabbin' me!

- John... - This is...

Listen to me.

Do you want me to stay, or what?

- Ma'am, ma'am... - You need to hear what I said!

I just said it! I said it.

I said, "Look at my eyes."

"Look at my eyes," I said.

- That was really romantic. - I am not--

- Yeah. - I don't know.

Littia, please go home. Just go home.

- Baby... - Just go.

I know that you're grievin' right now,

so you don't mean it!

- What?! - No!

I've been sayin' this since the beginnin'!

Since, since we had went through this situation.

You tried to get pregnant on me.

- You know what I'm sayin'? - Okay.

Then you hit my mama, you knocked her

- through a couch! - She hit me first!

- Listen, listen. - Littia, you're not...

It's okay.

Baby, we get it.

Yes, that's what's wrong. That's what happened.

Wow.

That's why I don't want you, mm-hm.

I've never had a threesome this way.

- What?! - Yes!

- No! - Yes!

Lady, no! Get away from me!

Just, she gets... Go home, Littia!

- Okay, okay, okay, baby? - Nothin's workin'!

Is somethin' wrong with you?!

I'm gonna just leave, and I'll see you later.

What you mean you'll see me later?!

- And you, too. - No, security!

Is there no damn security around here?

Okay, bye, Littia.

- Nice to meet you. - No, I'm...

- Okay. - We're good, see you later.

- Yeah, yes! - No, not later.

Like, no. I meant...

This chick is gone, bro.

- Like... - Damn, J.

Gone! Like, I ain't never seen...

- I don't know! - Shit!

You talkin' about...

I don't know what's goin' on, bro.

I've never experienced...

I thought I had it bad. Shit.

Well, at least I ain't married.

Yeah, you right. You win.

But does she know y'all not married?

Hey. She better know!

Come on.

What's up? Can we see him?

All of y'all can't come in at once.

- Come on... - What, what do you mean?

Well, just... We'll let Pam go first.

- What, what? - Come on, man.

Nah, what the hell?

Bro. It's okay.

Nah, bros before hoes, Tom.

You really should watch your mouth.

And what the hell you still doin' here?

Didn't I say I was here for Pamela?

- I think I said that. - You did say that.

Well, guess what? He's good and she's good.

So you can go now.

Asshole!

- See? - It's alright, it's okay.

It's fine, I'll just wait over here, it's fine.

- It's cool. - Thank you, Regina.

Okay, so can we go see our boy?

How long y'all been married?

Less than a month.

This shit feels like a lifetime, man.

- Yeah. - That's how y'all actin'.

- Can we go see him? - Yeah, just hold up.

- Okay? - What, man?

I need to talk to you two.

What's up?

All right. So...

I can keep Mike here. I can hold him.

What?

- Huh? - Yeah.

So as a doctor, I can recommend that we hold him here.

I recommend that he's a danger to himself if he goes home,

and we can get him committed to a rehab.

Is it that bad?

Well, here's the thing. He, he's an addict.

He's gonna use again.

But I need you two to back me up.

I don't think he gon' like that.

Yeah, he's probably not gonna like it.

Is he suicidal, though?

I don't think he is.

But he is gonna use again.

He'll be right back here.

Shit, we can't let that shit happen, right?

Exactly. So here's the thing.

As a doctor, I can hold him here...

But I need his family to sign off on a form

that says that we can commit him to a rehab facility.

That don't make sense. We're not his biological family.

You're right, you're right. But here's the thing.

I can make a case that we are the only family that he has.

- Mike is not gonna like that. - No.

No, he's not gonna like that at all, but guess what?

He'll still be alive.

What do you guys think?

- I'm in. - Okay, yeah.

Bill? What's up?

I mean, if this is the only way that's gonna save his life,

then yeah.

I think that's our only play.

Okay, I'm in. Okay.

All right, guys. I'll get the documents.

- All right. - All right, I'll be back.

Shit.

Hi.

Okay, I'm gonna let you two talk, all right?

Man, can you get her out of here?

Mike, just talk to her. She came to see you, okay?

I don't wanna see her.

Okay, well, you're gonna see me.

- Really? - Yes, really.

Mike, listen...

- That shit you just pulled... - Hey, Pam, Pam...

I need to keep him calm.

I don't want him to get upset, okay?

- What about me? - Listen...

He's in a state right now, I just need to keep him calm.

I don't give a damn.

Mike, that shit you pulled was wrong.

- And selfish. - Get her out of here.

- Please? - Okay, I'm getting out of here.

And I'm getting out of your life.

- Okay. - I'm done.

All right, you promise?

I promise.

Okay.

God, you're such an asshole.

Don't come crawling back.

Don't worry, I won't.

Go to hell, Mike.

I almost did.

Do you think this is funny?

- I think I was... - Are you laughing?!

I really would like for you to leave.

- Please take her. - Okay, come on.

Okay.

Fuck you.

- I'm, I'm so sorry. - Yeah.

Yeah, no..

Don't, don't apologize to him.

Pam...

I am so sorry, I shouldn't have had you in there with him.

- I was... - Yes, you are...

You guys, you're just all sorry.

- Pam... - You guys are all sorry.

Just leave me alone.

Okay.

Okay.

Damn. What happened?!

I'm done.

He's such an asshole.

Well, you know, that's probably the drugs talking, right?

Regina, I don't give a damn.

Okay. All right.

What are we doing here? Let's, let's go.

Pamela... This is...

This is a lot to just leave.

No, listen, Regina, if you had any sense...

We would get out of here.

And you wouldn't let that man just dump all over you.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

You gon' have one hell of a night.

I don't give a damn. She's gone, whatever.

Whoa, ho, hey, hey...

You're gonna be agitated,

I do not think that's a good idea, okay?

I'm fine. I just wanna get outta here.

Look... That is not a good idea.

I need you to sit down and relax for a minute.

- I said I'm fine. - Mike.

Mike, you almost died.

All right? You're not fine.

I didn't die. I'm here.

Actually, you did. Twice.

Okay? It's serious.

- Come on. - That's not funny, man!

You want me to pull up your EKG?

Look, I'm sure it isn't that bad.

Your heart stopped twice!

- Hey, guys. - What's up?

So...

I got my chief to sign off on it.

Okay. That's big.

So we really doin' this?

Did he give us another choice?

No, not really.

Exactly. So let's do it.

Why do you always gotta make me first?

Y'all gon'...

He gon' be mad, and y'all gon' tell him,

"John signed you up first."

Just sign it.

What the hell are you writin'?

A love letter?

It's fine. You doin, you writin'...

How many names do you have?

- Come on, man. - All right, let's go.

You ready to do this?

- Yeah. - All right.

All right.

It's not that bad!

- Oh my gosh, man! - What do you mean...

What do you mean it ain't that bad, Mike?

Damn.

Don't "damn", Mike! You listen, listen to him!

What are y'all doin' here?

Mike, you think we just gon' let you die and not care?

Look, I'm fine, all right? I'm good.

Man, you're far from fine.

Here this nigga go.

All right, look. I'm out.

I'm not tryin' to hear it. I'm out.

Well, you gon' hear this shit.

Stop bein' an asshole, listen, man.

You still can't help yourself.

Wait, hold up, there has to be some rule about y'all...

Upsetting me... In here, right?

Like, my blood pressure's goin' up or somethin', right?

Mike, you worried about your blood pressure

when you just didn't have one minutes ago!

- Yeah, that's exactly right. - That's why we're here!

Like, what is wrong with you?!

Mike, let us speak clear!

Why you layin' in the hospital bed?!

Ass out!

You sittin' here like it's back to normal!

I feel good.

What to say about this nigga, man.

You, you got somethin' to say, Bill?

Say it, bro.

- Listen... - Nah, nah.

He don't wanna hear this.

What?

Look, man. I love you, man.

Hell, we all love you.

That's beautiful.

That's, that's beautiful.

You wanna, you wanna kiss me now, too?

Mike. Mike.

I'm gon' kick your ass while you in the hospital bed.

- Hey, relax. - This is serious!

No, you relax! You, you need to...

Bro, you need to take this serious.

- Okay, what, what, what?! - It's your life!

You tryin' to end this shit, bro.

Why'd you do that?

Yeah, I'm an addict.

Okay, that's good. That's good.

Admitting it, that's the first step

- to getting support. - No, that ain't...

That's not good. He admitted it before.

Now he's on a...

Look... Fucking what is this?

Look... What?

Hey, we're the bruhs, man. You can talk to us.

Yes, Mike. Like, seriously.

All this shit we been through together?

Like, seriously. We need you to talk to us.

Like, all jokes aside.

Talk, nigga!

What good is talking if y'all can't help me?

Mike, how do you know we can't help you if you never try

to tell us anything?

No, no. All right?

- We're here for you. - Mike, look.

If nobody else understands...

I understands what it feels like to be by yourself

when nobody care.

Okay? But we care about you.

So please, let us in.

Like, seriously.

You know...

He knows we care for him.

Do you, Mike? You know that?

Yeah.

Can you please tell me what the hell is

goin' on with you, man?

Please, please tell us.

Come on, man. You was almost outta here.

Please tell us what's goin' on.

I'm not happy.

Okay, why? Why not, man?

Look man, I don't know. I feel like...

I feel like nothin' is makin' me happy,

I feel like...

Maybe if, if... If I get the girl...

If I win the case, or I get the promotion...

It'll make me happy, but nothing is making me happy.

Okay, okay, so...

You're saying that you may possibly

be suffering from depression.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Mike! Mike, that's a real thing.

I'm fine, okay?

- It's good. - No, you're far from fine.

And here's what I do know.

These drugs?

It's only gonna make all that shit worse.

- Yep. - Okay.

No, it's not okay. Hey, you know what?

We're gonna get you evaluated.

- You're gonna get me evaluated? - Yeah.

My grandma said, "Boy, go to church."

Mike, did you try it?

Nothing is helping me, bro, but when I do drugs...

- I feel like everything is okay. - Mike...

Drugs will not make you happy, man.

Right, they just make you high as shit.

- Stupid as shit. - And dead as shit!

Mike, seriously.

You know what? I'm out.

Y'all don't understand! Y'all don't get it!

- Mike, we need you to calm down. - Mike...

- Chill for a second, okay? - What's wrong, man?

- Just relax. - Thank you.

No, man, look.

I'm out.

Bro, you just didn't have a pulse!

- I ain't tryin' to hear it, bro. - Mike, please!

How long you gon' keep me here?

Mike, look. Just sit still.

All right?

I have to tell you somethin'.

What?

Well...

What?!

We have a signed letter.

The fuck does that mean?

Take a look at it, man.

We're committing you.

What?

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, man. You're goin' to rehab.

The fuck I am!

- Mike! - Mike, calm down!

- Calm down! - I'm not kidding, man.

You're going. You're going.

- I'm not! - Yes.

- Yes, you are, bro. - Fuck that.

John, you agreed to that?

You quiet, you the first name on the paper, bro!

You agreed to that?!

Man, they asked me to sign it first, Mike.

And you did it? You did it?

You--you had no choice?

Mike, I don't-- I love you, man.

I don't want nothin' to happen to you, so yes.

Aight, you signed it too, Bill?

Well, it's the only way to save your ass, so yeah.

- Mike, we all signed it. - Motherfuckers, man.

- Mike listen. - Motherfuckers.

- Mike, stop. - Mike, it's for your good!

- For whose good?! - Yours!

Motherfuckers, all of you.

No, no, no. Listen, listen.

Mike, you're only gonna go in there for a little while...

I'm not going anywhere! I'm not goin'!

This is to help you! We doin' this...

Fuck you! I don't need your help!

- Obviously, come on, man. - Mike!

Fuck you.

Mike, it's a good thing, it's not...

- For who?! - For you!

I'm okay, I'm fine. I'm good.

Mike, you almost died! Do you not get that?!

- You're going! - I'm fine, I'm here!

I'm talkin' to you right now!

Mike, but you was almost gone, man.

Look, I'm okay.

I'm here right now, talkin' to you.

Ain't no talkin' to him, man.

Don't matter, you're still goin', man.

Y'all really gon' make me go?

You gotta go, Mike.

- You gotta go. - Mike, listen.

We're doin' this for you, bro! This is...

Fuck you, I don't need your help, bro!

I don't need it!

I don't need it! Fuck you!

Somebody help me!

Mike, Mike, Mike!

Mike!

I'm not going!

- Get the nurses! - I'm not going!

- Get the nurses! - Fuck you!

- Get the nurses! - Fuck you!

Get the nurses!

Get the nurses! Hey, man!

No! No!

This is for your own good, Mike.

Mike!

Get the door!

Damn, Mike!

Take him away.

Fuck!

It's okay.

It's okay. He'll be all right.

No, this shit ain't okay, man.

Fuck.

Tom, you think we did the right thing, man?

Did we have another choice?

What are we gonna do, huh?

I'm sure this will be for the best.

I don't know if I believe that shit.

Well, we gotta hope for the best, man.

This is Mike, you know he ain't gonna listen to shit.

He will if he gets clean, Bill.

Come on, man. You know this nigga.

He ain't gonna get clean, man.

Be optimistic, man.

Fuck that.

We just delayin' the inevitable. Y'all know that, right?

- Man, what you talkin' about? - Bill...

You know what? Fuck this.

I'ma go ahead and start my grievin' now.

All right?

Y'all niggas can think what y'all want.

- Bill... - I'm done with this shit.

- Bill! - Come on, man.

It's all right, it's all...

Let him go. Let him go.

I can't believe he...

I can't believe he went there.

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

Hey...

Some people do well in the program.

- Okay? - Yeah.

All we can do is hope he's one of 'em.

All right?

All right.

Only time will tell.

It's all right, man.