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- No, that shit never works! - Just do it!

Did he tell you about who her husband is?

We gotta stop this.

- So I have the job? - Yeah!

Greg.

- Hey. - Hey!

You wanna speak to another woman while we're on a date together,

so I'll just leave.

- Mike didn't go in this weekend. - He didn't?

- No, and he has to go. - Yeah, yeah, okay.

If you the bitch that took my man,

one of us is about to die.

Is this bitch talking to me like that

with this damn knife in my hand?

Yeah.

- Wait, what? - Huh?

Were you with Jerome?

I don't know what you talkin' about.

I'll be damned.

- Hey, wait a second! - You are that triflin'-ass--

Look, there ain't gonna be too many of those.

What the hell do you call yourself?

A consumer of fine men.

You know what? I can't work here.

Well, bye. Shit.

I can't believe he gave you my bracelet.

Yeah, well, it's nice.

I want it back.

Girl, I ain't givin' you nuthin'.

I'm calling the police!

The nigga is dead.

You can't get all prissy now.

The hell I can't!

Look, lady, you about to get your ass kicked.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- What's going on? - Nothing.

Your mama's a whore, that's what's going on.

Yeah, everybody know that.

- That's--that's--that's-- - What the hell did you say?

- I was just telling-- - Don't be siding with the enemy.

I'm not siding with the enemy.

I'm just saying... everybody know.

I'm sorry, never mind.

What's going on, though? Why are y'all arguing?

She's sleeping with my husband and--and she got on my bracelet.

Ma, you're sleeping with her hus--already?

- Damn, she just got here! - Boy, that was a year ago.

But it still hurts like hell.

Yeah, I didn't know you.

But you knew he was married.

Well, she does have a point. I'm sorry.

You are the worst.

- I'm sorry! - She's sorry.

- Well, if you really are sorry-- - Mm-hmm.

-give me back my bracelet.

Is this about a bracelet?

He gave it to me.

It's your brace-- Ma, give her back her bracelet.

Oh, hell no.

But it's hers!

Give it back to her.

You know how sore my throa-ck was to get that bracelet?

- Eeewww! - Aw, Ma!

Look, it ain't no winner with her.

You might as well let that bracelet go.

Hey, not about my shit.

Look, you are an evil woman.

And your husband liked it.

Ma, you don't say that.

She's awful.

Oh, no, really, I was good.

That's why he kept coming back for more.

- Okay, now-- - You broke up a happy home.

Does that even matter to you?

Does it matter to you that that nigga's dead now?

And it don't matter no more?

Oh, I can't stand her!

I can't stand her sometimes either.

Man, she just-- But then she can't help herself.

You know, God make people a certain way.

- You gotta just accept it-- - I don't know what to say.

How about bye? Get your ass outta here!

Ma, you don't do, now.

You done slept with the woman's husband

- and took her bracelet-- - I can say that. Bye!

- Bye! - Go to hell!

Yeah, I will--with this damn bracelet!

Get your ass on out of here.

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Ma.

I don't wanna hear nuthin' about her.

- Come on, now. - I ain't got nuthin' to say.

Ma, you're wrong! Give her back her bracelet.

That's not right.

And you gonna tell her to go to hell?

You slept with her man, took her bracelet?

Like, come on, you don't know you're wrong!

- No, I'm not. - Ma, you slept with her--

He gave it to me.

Fine, Ma, you wanna keep the bracelet?

- Keep the bracelet. - I'mma do this shit anyway.

That's the problem!

It just don't make sense.

That supposed to be your friend.

She ain't my friend no more.

Okay, Ma, how she find out anyway?

Well, we were talking.

And she kept talking about this man.

And I was like, I know him.

And then she saw my bracelet.

- She recognized it. - Yeah.

- Ma? Ma? - What?

Look at me.

Give her back her bracelet.

That shit ain't happenin'.

I keep telling you that.

Ma, give her back her bracelet.

Come on, give her back her bracelet, Ma.

Uh, uh, what's wrong with you? You wanna die?

Whoa! You should give her--

Okay, fine, you wanna keep it? Keep it.

You wrong, though. Just know you wrong.

- Don't do that. - Don't do what?

- Don't call me wrong. - Don't hit me in the--

You're wrong. That's not even yours!

You won't tell me I'm damn wrong.

- But you are. - He gave it to me.

- Ma, it was hers. - The bitch didn't deserve it.

How you-- That's your friend!

What you mean she didn't deserve it?

She did what she was supposed to do, it wouldn'a been that.

Okay, you wrong. Just know you wrong, Ma.

She was slackin' in that bed.

Ma, that's not-- The lady's husband is dead.

If she was fucking him right, it wouldn'a been that.

Ma, that's your mentality? Ma, something wrong with you.

You gonna sleep with the wrong man.

Somebody gonna take your life.

The wrong man, he gonna take you out.

- He won't take my life. - Okay! You're sleeping around--

I'm gonna take your life

if you keep --damn bothering me about this bullshit!

All right, I'mma get out of your way.

Go ahead, do what you're doing. Keep on doing what you're doing.

It's not gonna end up right. You sleepin' with people men--

You better get your ass outta my face.

Okay, I'm out the face, I'm gone.

Bye.

And stop damn talking.

I'm not talking no more!

Shut the fuck up!

I ain't said nuthin' else!

You and that damn woman.

I got this motherfucking bracelet, my throa-ck.

- Darla, Darla, Darla? - What?

- Darla. - What? What do you want?

What do you--what do you-- what do you mean, what?

What is it? What do you want?

- Hey! - Hey.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you--are you sure?

Why do you keep asking me that?

O-Okay, maybe I'm confused.

- Well, that's you. - That's--that's not fair.

Okay, well, what is--what is Greg confused about today?

You confused about dating a transwoman?

What, what, what is it? Help me.

I just wanted to know why you left the restaurant like that.

Because she wanted to talk to you!

It only took a second.

Okay, well, I thought it was rude!

- Damn, Darla! - What?

Like, are you really that jealous?

No, I'm not--I'm not jealous at all, okay?

I was just--I was sitting there and she was ignoring me.

She wasn't ignoring you.

- Okay. - She said hi.

Okay, well, I thought she was being a bitch.

That's cra--no, she wasn't being a bitch.

That's not fair at all.

Okay, well, you were there.

I was, I know!

And we were--we were having such a great dinner.

I know!

Then she came up to me with all that bullshit.

What do you mean, bullshit?

That's not--but she didn't do anything!

She said hi!

Okay, well, I didn't-- I didn't know if you were aware.

Dar-Darla?

What? What!?

Can we...

I just didn't see it that way.

Okay, well, I-I-I didn't know if you were aware.

Darla, she was just trying to talk to me

about a mutual friend.

Okay, well, I've-- I really don't care.

- Her--her man, my boy Mike. - Okay, honey, okay.

No, like, why are you acting like this?

Because we're not dating.

Okay? It's fine. We're not together.

There's just no winning this with you at all.

No, because there's nothing to try and win.

Okay.

I'm just telling you how I feel, okay?

Okay, like, are we-- are we really doing this?

- Are we really doing this? - Yes, we really are.

And the least that you could do is apologize

- and say that you're sorry. - For what?

For being a fucking asshole, okay?

So have a good night.

Okay, okay.

- Good night, Darla. - Good night!

- What's up, man? - What are you doing?

Me? Nothing.

What's going on? Why are you breathing like that?

I just--It's just a breathing exercise.

We're good. Whew, you know?

Did you hear what was going on outside?

No, no, I didn't--I didn't hear nuthin'.

So, Darla was jealous that I was talking to Pam.

Mm.

Yeah, Mike's Pam.

And you know how aggressive Pam can be.

She just made it worse, man.

Okay, so did you explain to her, like--

I tried to, but she was not trying to hear nothing

I was talking about, man.

Well, red flag.

What?

Yeah.

I mean...

If she's that jealous of something like that,

that's a huge red flag.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

We are not dating.

Okay, well, um...

Does she know that?

I hear you saying that.

I've been clear. I've been very clear.

- You're clear, huh? - Yeah.

Okay.

Okay...?

Don't just say okay. Like, what's up?

Do you got something to say? What's up, talk to me.

I got nothing to say, I got nothing to say.

Uh, I'm gonna go in that room

and I'm gonna get some rest for tomorrow, that's all.

- All right. - All right.

Oh, oh, and, uh, we're gonna go talk to Mike tomorrow.

I'm there.

And Bill.

What about him?

Wait...

Was he in my bed?

No, he wasn't.

They were, like, in the counter, and, like, they were, like...

- What? - And they're all over the couch.

- They was--it was-- - My couch?

- Yeah. - Yo, that shit was 8 thou--

I mean, at least she's a cleaning lady.

I'm sure she cleaned it up.

I mean, after, 'cause it got--it got everywhere.

- Bro... - It was nasty.

- Stop, bro. - I'm sorry.

I'mma go to bed.

I don't know if they did it in the bed or not, but hey--

Shit!

I'd probably clean all that up.

I don't know what you want me to do.

Hello? Who's this?

Hi, this is Claudia.

Is it a good time?

Uh, why you calling me?

Well, because you gave me your number.

But I don't have to use it.

No, no, no, I didn't mean that in a bad way.

Oh, okay.

Uh, yes, sorry if it came off that way.

It's okay.

You forgot you gave it to me.

No, no, I do, I do.

I understand.

It was probably in all the excitement

of me being upside down.

Yeah, you made me give it to you.

But I don't--I mean, I don't wanna talk to you

if your wife's around.

I'm alone.

Okay.

You by yourself?

I am.

So how did it go?

Nothing happened.

What?

I went home and he never even knew I called him.

You for real?

I'm sure.

Aw, shit.

We dodged a bullet on that one.

Yeah, literally.

Don't play-- don't play like that.

I'm just kidding.

Yeah, that's not something I wanna play with.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I know. That's--that was in poor taste.

Yeah, it was.

I'm sorry.

Uh...

It's all good.

So are you gonna be at Tom's tomorrow?

Claudia, look--

I'm just asking because the regular lady wants to come back.

Yeah, I think you should let her.

You sure about that?

Yeah, yeah, I do.

So, that's that.

Yep, yeah, it is, it is, mm-hmm.

Check your phone.

What?

Look at it.

Look, I'm about to go inside right now.

I can't really do that.

Oh, just take a glance.

All right, all right.

-damn.

Why you doin' this to me?

Because of what you're doing to me.

You ain't right for that.

So you sure you want the other lady to come back tomorrow?

- You bring your phone with you? - I'll leave it in the car.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

Okay.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

And delete that picture.

I will after I look at it one more time.

Okay.

Well, good night.

Good night.

I can't wait to see you.

Likewise.

- Bye. - All right, bye.

-damn.

- Who's that? - I don't know.

People really don't call anymore, do they?

Apparently not.

All right, well, uh, I'll let you get that.

I'm sure it's for you.

Why would you say that?

Well, because my place is really kind of

becoming your place, so...

Wait, are we really doing this? Like, come on.

No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

Naw, man, like, there's always some truth in the joke.

What's up? What you gotta say?

It's fine. You know, I'll get it.

- Hold on. - Okay.

What do you know? It's for you. Hi.

Hi. Uh, is--

He's right over there.

Hello.

What's up?

Um, do you mind if we talk alone?

Oh, I'mma go to bed.

Okay.

All right, bruh.

Um...

What's going on with us?

- What do you mean? - I mean...

Like, all the arguing.

Shit, I don't know, you tell me.

I--

So, I was at home, thinking about that.

- And drinking. - No, just a little.

- Drinking a lot. - Okay, no, listen to me.

Um...

I was thinking that, you know,

since we already hit it off so well,

and, you know, we've already started over,

I-I think the issue between us is sexual tension.

- Is that right? - Mm-hmm.

And against my better judgment, I've decided...

to give you some.

You just made that decision all by yourself?

Yeah, I mean, you need to know what it's like.

Darla, this is-- Like, what is this?

This is not romantic at all.

- Oh my god, you need that? - Yeah, I do.

What about all the dates we've been on?

Darla, just like you didn't want it when I was drunk,

I don't want it when you're drunk

and acting like this either.

Do you have any idea how many men

would love to fuck the police?

- What? - Greg!

If you do not fuck me right now,

I am going to commit suicide

and jump off of this kitchen counter.

Whoa, whoa! You need to--you need to relax.

Greg.

No, no, no.

- Greg? - No.

Do you hear that?

I said no.

- Hey. - No.

Why not?

I don't--I don't want it like this.

Like, what is this? What are you doing?

I'm trying to have sex with you! Oh my god!

Look, it's late. I wanna go to sleep.

Okay, well, I wanna-- I wanna stay up.

I have to go to work in the morning.

Okay, fine, well, I'm out of wine.

All right, look.

I have wine. I have a bottle.

I'll stay up with you for one hour, but that's it, okay?

- And that's it. - That's all, I promise.

- Okay. - Pinky--

I pinky swear on this.

Just wine, all right?

Okay, just wine, fine, jeez. Right hand to God.

Thank you.

Uh, mm, carry me.

Thank you, daddy!

Don't call me that.

Damn!

Hey.

What are you doing here?

I cooked for you.

What?

Okay, Littia, how did you get into my apartment?

Your momma let me in.

My momma was just shooting at your ass.

Why would she let you in here?

I know, but we made up.

This is some crazy shit, okay?

Look, just come have a seat, baby.

Look, I'm not going to sit with you,

and I'm definitely not eating this, okay?

- You're not? - No, I'm not.

After all this hard work I put into all this food?

Littia, okay, I don't care about the hard work.

I'm sorry, but didn't nobody tell me nuthin'.

You can't just come in my house and make a meal for me.

I didn't ask for that.

- Really, John? - Yes, really, okay?

I--Littia, I got a date, so you gotta go.

Wait, what are you doing?

- A date? - Yes, a date.

Why are you lying?

What's up with this vein poppin' out your forehead?

Why are you lying, baby?

Littia, I'm not lying, okay? Ain't nobody gonna lie to you.

I don't have no reason. I'm being honest.

Okay, so who are you seeing?

I met someone.

- Nigga, don't-- - Hey! Hey!

Your mama said that you're not seeing nobody.

Hey, Littia, why you keep-- why you--

Why you keep moving away from me?

Why you--what are you doing?

Stay over there, I stay over here, okay?

My mama don't go everywhere with me.

She don't be with me every day. She don't know what I'm doing.

Baby...

I cooked all of this food,

and I don't like to look bad.

Okay, I'm sorry you cooked all this food.

I don't know who you would look bad for,

'cause there ain't nobody here but me and you.

But the point is, I didn't ask for this, okay?

I had plans.

So you can pack this up--

I got some Ziploc bags in there--

and take it on the go.

Nigga, you said she bringin' her ass over to this house!?

To this house!?

- You bringin' her here? - She's supposed to--

- To this house!? - She's supposed to come, yes.

- That's great. - What you mean it's great?

That means that I get to meet her.

Littia, you won't be here to meet her, okay?

You gotta go.

Baby, that's really rude.

Littia, you poppin' up over here is what's rude.

Well, you know what?

I'm gonna just sit here,

and I'm going to wait

until your mama comes home.

Littia, I'm not gonna do this with you today, all right?

Please, I'm not doing this. You gotta go.

No, baby, I'm staying here.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna call her.

Okay, between you and my mom, I could--

You know what? That's fine.

I'mma get a box and I'mma move out of here.

That's what I'mma do, 'cause y'all just don't listen!

- Where? - On the street!

Wherever I need to be. Wherever I need to be.

Away from you, okay? To get a peace of mind.

I know you don't mean that, baby.

I do mean it. Look at my face.

Look at it. I mean it.

You're so cute. Are you okay?

What's wrong? Oh, I know that face.

It looks like you're straining.

This means I want you to leave, Littia.

No, no!

That face, baby, that's the face you make

when you're about to orgasm.

- Okay, all right-- - Wait, where are you going!?

I'm not going nowhere. You going somewhere.

No, I told you that I'm gonna wait for your mom.

You know what? Okay, don't worry about it.

Wait, baby, no! Don't leave.

Littia, what!?

What am I suppose to tell your ugly-ass date if you leave?

Aah!

Okay, well, I'll just keep the food warm for you.

I like it when you growl like that.

Shit turn me on.

Hello?

Ah, shit, finally get my place to myself.

Shit!

Um, is that any way to greet your wife?

- Hi. - Hi.

Uh, I need to take a shower.

Why?

'Cause I just had a, a...

You know, I just got back from work, so I just, you know...

Yeah, but you never go straight to the shower.

Well, I had a long day, so I need to.

Yeah, okay.

Don't "yeah, okay" me, all right?

I mean, I just think it's kinda strange, that's all.

Yeah, okay.

And remind me, why can't you work from home again?

'Cause your mom's in my shit, okay?

She's everywhere. I got no space.

Well, she has a job now.

- Already? - Mm-hmm.

She's gonna be working with Ms. Alice

down at the sandwich shop.

Oh, huh.

Yeah, they hit it off.

Yeah, well, that shit ain't gonna' end well.

Why you say that?

Because Ms. Alice is crazy as hell.

Yeah, well, my mom is crazy too, so...

- good for both of them. - Yeah.

I'm gonna go ahead and get in the shower.

- Well, wait, not yet. - Hey, hey.

I really, really need to--

Okay, what am I missing, Bill?

What?

I mean, my mother is not here.

And you were horny as hell.

Now all of a sudden we got the whole place to ourself.

You're not horny no more? What?

Regina, I just--

Let me find out you messin' with some other chick!

You really saying that shit to me right now?

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, okay.

Can I please go shower now?

Yeah, okay.

Thank you.

I'm most definitely not stupid.

What you-- What--what are you doing?

- What is this? - Regina, damn!

I can smell the perfume.

Look, you're being paranoid right now.

You think I don't know a bitch when I smell her?

You better start talking.

Start talking!

Now!

Now!