Original subtitles

You can just stop, just like that?

Yeah.

This is what you'll be missing.

Previously onBruh.

Just one more time.

This is the last time.

This is my mama.

So what you all doin' here?

Are you hiring?

We could use some help.

My ex-wife is asking me for more money.

I've given her as much as I can, and it's still not enough.

I knew it had to be something.

You're acting out of character, I kept saying that.

- Shit, it's my husband. - What?

He heard the whole thing.

- Oh, shit. - That's him.

- Oh my god, that's him? - Oh, shit.

Probably got the whole posse with him.

- I think so. - Um, um, okay.

Okay, what do we do?

- We gotta do something. - Okay.

How high you think this window is?

We're 20 floors up.

- I think I can make it. - Are you crazy?

You're gonna kill yourself.

Okay, we gotta think, we gotta think.

What are we gonna do?

- Okay, hide. - What?

Just hide.

- That shit never works. - Just do it.

What the hell is that?

Go to the bathroom.

Yo, who's knocking like that?

Who, what?

We didn't hear nothing.

- Bill, are you crazy? - No, no, man.

What you doing out here?

- What's going on, Bill? - Nothing, man.

Talk to me, nigga. What-what-what is that?

It's her husband.

Her husband?

Yes.

Shit, wait, she's married?

Yo, stop judging me.

How the hell can I not judge you, man?

I ain't got time for this shit.

Bro, where you--

Look, look, you need to hide, come on.

For what?

'Cause this nigga is a thug.

- He's a thug? - Yes.

- He's a thug? - Yes.

And your big ass is scared of him?

This nigga kills people for fun.

Okay, whatever, bro.

I'm just gonna get the door. You trippin', man.

I'll see you in heaven, you gonna die.

No, don't open the door.

Look, if you don't hide, you gonna die.

I'm not doing that -- I'm gonna get the door.

Y'all can do whatever y'all want.

I'll see you in heaven, bruh.

All right.

What?

♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time

♪ With the help of my homies

♪ I'm goin' up with my bruhs

♪ Cause we're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Goin' up, goin' up

♪ Goin' up, we're goin' up, we're going up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Goin' up, we're going up with the bruhs ♪

What?

Hey.

Damn, girl!

Oh, what?

Why are you knocking like that?

Oh, that's my police knock.

You like it?

That's not funny.

Well, I just -- I saw you come in and I wanted to say hi.

Hi.

- Y'all can come out now. - Who are you talking to?

Look...

Y'all good?

Yeah, what you talkin' 'bout?

Oh, hey, hey.

Hi, I'm gonna go clean the bathroom.

Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.

Are you, um...

Darla.

Yeah, I'm, uh -- I'm Bill.

Don't -- I wouldn't touch that.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm Bill.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, Bill, one of Greg's friends.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, nice, I heard a lot about you.

Yeah, hopefully not too much.

If y'all don't mind, I'm gonna go ahead and just tiptoe on out,

- mosey on out. - You gonna leave your work?

I'll get that shit tomorrow. I just gotta get up outta here.

- Nice meeting you, Darla. - Nice to meet you too.

- Bye, Bill. - Bye G, Greg.

Is he just gonna' leave her here?

I don't know.

She's cleaning the apartment.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Okay, well, um, I actually just came over here

to give you this.

What's this?

It's a -- don't open it in front of me, please.

Okay. What is it?

It's a thank you card.

Really?

As much of a jerk I've been, I get a thank you card?

Well, it's a thank you card and sorry for

trying to slap you in the face card.

Well, thank you, but you don't have to do all this.

I know, but I wanted to.

I was talking to one of my girlfriends and she told me

how hard this is for some guys.

Um, thank you, but why don't you give it to your old boy

you were with the other day?

Really?

Yeah, I mean what?

He doesn't get a thank you card for whatever y'all did?

Are we really doing this right now?

Yeah, yeah, we are.

Okay, fine -- he was just a hook-up.

Okay.

Oh, what, like, stop.

Like you don't have hook-ups?

No, I do, it's just -- I'm just tired of the

back and forth between us, okay?

I know, I'm tired of it, too.

I just got a lot going on, okay?

My ex-wife, she's asking for more money.

She's taking me back to court, and I'm just --

I just want to be free of it all, okay?

I can see why.

Yeah, so, thank you for this, but --

But does -- does that include me?

Okay, Darla, if there's one thing that I'm absolutely

not confused about is that

I do want you to be in my life.

I want the same.

Even if it's just as friends?

- Yeah. - Okay, okay, good.

I'm glad we can finally be on the same page.

So you wanna -- do you wanna go out to eat?

You thought I wore this for no reason?

That's funny, that's funny, okay.

Let me grab my keys.

No, no, no, don't worry, I'll drive.

It's no big deal.

No, no, no, it's okay.

And don't worry about the bill, either.

I'll cover it, since you're having financial trouble.

I mean, thank you.

- I appreciate it, yes. - Come on.

All right, I'm following you.

Hey, Ma.

Hey.

What's going on?

We have a new employee...

We can't afford a new employee.

Well, she'll work cheap.

I'm sorry, there's been a mistake.

No, we can't afford it.

- This is Hilda. - Hi.

Hey, Hilda, how you doin'?

- Good. - Good? That's good.

I'm sorry, there must been some big mistake.

No, it wasn't no mistake.

- It's a mistake. - Huh-uh.

Yes, it is.

Take your ass back down the back and do whatever

you were doing.

I'm sorry, you probably want to get your things.

I'm sorry, so I can talk to her.

Yeah, you can get your things, yeah.

Don't she have to get her things.

Ma, we can't afford her.

I told you, she gonna work cheap.

Go in the back and finish my application.

Okay, go ahead.

Yeah, yeah, get your things while you're at it, okay?

What are you doing?

You messing up everything.

You mean? We can't afford her.

We barely making it ourselves.

Oh, hell, I mean, she's stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Come on, give her a chance.

Ma, I am the rock and you are the hard place.

I know that.

Okay, so we can't afford her.

- Shit. - You gonna?

Huh-uh, I need to sleep in and party all night.

I need some help.

Okay, so you gonna give her your salary?

- What salary? - Exactly.

That's the point I'm making. We can't afford her.

I mean, it's Regina's mother.

She just wants to work a few hours a week.

I don't give a damn.

You can have that damn small-ass place you livin' in.

Ma, I don't care who mama she is.

We cannot afford her.

We barely making it ourselves.

I got it, it's gonna be fine, see?

Just like I always make shit fine.

Okay, Mom, so whatever money she makes is coming out your check.

I keep telling you, it's gonna be fine.

Okay, Miss Fine, it's gonna be fine.

- I got this. - You got it.

I got it.

Okay, all right, all right.

Hey, can I tell you something?

What, Ma?

I'm finna work the shit outta her.

Cheap labor?

Shit, we got it made.

Ma, you are -- something's wrong.

You're a terrible person.

No, I'm not.

Who wouldn't take that chance?

You worried about nothing.

Whatever, Ma, that's fine.

- Hey, Regina mama! - Her name is Hilda.

I know what the fuck her name is.

Yes?

Hey, you know what?

I'mma show you how to restock the shelves.

- Okay, so I have the job? - Yeah.

I told you this motherfucker don't do nothing.

As long as you understand there's no money.

Well, we'll work that out.

We gonna work it out, as long as you know workin' it out

ain't no money.

- Okay. - He's cute.

- Ain't he? - Thank you.

Okay, well, are y'all gonna move out the way

so I can finish work? Gonna show her the shelves?

That's what you said. Be on your way.

Why are you in my business?

'Cause I'm about to run my business,

and you're just here congregating.

You're in our way.

She back here, got no cap on.

She got the finger waves.

You ain't got a damn --

My sandwiches?

Don't worry about it, sweetheart.

Excuse me, I'mma get around my sandwiches.

Thank you.

Don't put your damn hands on me.

Okay, that's fine, Ma.

Establishment, we got people, and she's got her back here

with no--no uniform on or nothing.

Y'all enjoying it?

Good, good, thank you.

- Hey. - What's up, man?

- How you doin'? - Good, you good?

Good, what's up?

You look nice.

Thanks, man, you know, just --

- New threads? - Work, same, same.

What's up, though?

I gotta talk to you.

Ah, shit.

No, it's not -- well, it's about Bill.

What he do now?

So Greg, earlier today, walked in on him having sex

with another woman -- not Regina.

- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.

What?

Yeah, but that's not the worst part.

Where, where was this?

At my apartment.

Your apartment?

I thought it was Greg's apartment.

- It's mine, come on. - You sure it's yours?

I'm dead sure it's mine. Come on, don't play with me.

- We already got issue. - You're right.

You know Bill, though. This is typical.

No, no, do you know who this woman is, though?

I know about her, I know of her.

- He told you? - He told me a little bit.

Oh, did he tell you about who her husband is?

I did hear that nigga is deadly.

That's what I'm saying, so we gotta stop this, right?

Tom, Bill is a grown man.

I already tried to talk to him.

John, no, no, no, that's not good enough, bro.

We gotta do something.

Every time we try to do something, Tom, it never ends

how it's supposed to.

Okay, you might be right there, but it doesn't mean

we don't have to try.

Right?

Okay, so what do you suggest?

Well, we gotta check in on Mike anyways, right?

Mm-hmm.

So why don't we just go talk to both of them at the same time?

So you wanna go talk to the two niggas that do not listen.

John, it doesn't mean we shouldn't say something.

Okay?

Okay, well, while we're talking to them,

we should talk to Greg, too.

No, Greg ain't have nothing to do with this.

Yeah, but if we're helping people right now,

we need to put Greg on that list, too.

Okay, fine, if you want to, whatever, we'll talk to Greg,

no problem.

Okay, cool, where we doing this at?

Do it at Mike's tomorrow night.

Okay, does Mike know?

Not yet, but check it out.

I'll call Bill, I'll make sure Bill is coming,

and I'll tell Mike that we're all coming.

- That sounds like a good plan. - Following?

Okay, and you know, those two dudes

been acting like real assholes lately.

You know that, right?

- I know that, but John -- - Okay.

John, we're the bruhs, we got this, right?

If you say so.

- We got this. - All right.

You need something?

You need a sandwich or something?

No, I just came to tell you that.

- That's all? - Yeah.

Tom, you know you could have just called me.

You know, phones, phone home.

John, absolutely not.

Too many people call and text.

Gotta look a person in the eyes.

You know, studies actually show there's a 400 percent chance of

greater communication when the conversation is happening

- person to person. - The fuck I care about this for?

What you just told me ---

Can you hear what I'm saying to you?

- What is the percentage? - Four hundred percent.

I don't care. Why do you read this stuff?

You're getting me, aren't you? I can tell.

Tom, you're white, for real.

I think you more than 50 percent.

- You might be 75. - Doesn't matter.

Your nose is the only thing Black on you, bro.

- It doesn't matter. - What?

"There's a 50 percent chance --"

- Yes. - All right, bro.

Hey, real quick, ask you a question.

Do you know anything about Regina mama working here?

What do you mean?

She working in the back and I just wanted to see

if you knew something about it.

No, I didn't know nothing about it.

No?

No, but I mean, it's probably a good thing, right?

Use the help around here?

If we could afford her, yeah.

Well, I don't know anything about that.

But see you tomorrow night?

All right, for sure.

See ya.

There's a 43 percent chance that it will rain --

Look it up. Google!

Who would look that up?

He's such a nerd.

Hey, did you know that it's a 400 percent chance

that if humans speak?

Did everybody know that, no?

Yeah, look it up.

It's what my guy Tom said.

Yeah, 43 -- it's a 43 -- it's a 53 percent --

he said if you talk in person.

Some shit, I don't know.

♪ Didn't know you was heartbroke but this ain't the same thing ♪

- Really? - I know, right?

That's crazy, like, wow.

That's what they said.

There's that beautiful smile of yours.

Oh, here we go with this shit again.

What, what?

I mean that you get drunk and then you get all flirty.

I know what I'm saying.

Okay, well, then you know what you're doing to me.

Yeah, yeah, I do.

All right, well, don't let that get you in trouble.

Hey, we're just friends, right?

So I can give you a compliment. What's the big deal?

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

But what if I was thinking about --

Thinking about what?

Sleeping with you.

Oh my god. We've been through this.

I just -- I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

Because I don't think you can handle it.

I can't handle?

Come on, like, be serious.

I'm being serious.

So what's up?

Look, I can't do the whole back and forth thing.

So if we went there, my heart will go there, too.

Darla, your heart is already there.

- You don't know that. - Who you trying to fool?

- I'm not trying to fool anyone. - Nobody but yourself.

Look, I just -- I don't think it's a good idea, okay?

Okay, okay, but just saying,

you're missing out.

Shut up. You're such an idiot.

Look, why don't we finish this conversation when we haven't

had a couple bottles of wine, and we're clear?

I'm clear.

Okay, sure.

So?

So what?

I'm not going to fuck you.

Stop asking.

Okay, okay, okay, sure.

But I'm pretty sure it's what I want, regardless of the drink.

Yeah, okay.

But I was thinking --

Greg.

- Hey. - Hey.

This is Darla.

How are you?

I'm good, how you doing?

I'm good.

Hi, Darla, I'm Pam.

Hi, Darla.

Nice to meet you.

Same here, love your dress.

Thank you.

Can I grab a chair and sit with you guys?

Oh, um -- hey, we're actually --

sorry, we're actually on a date right now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Um, Greg?

No, we're really -- we're actually on a date right now.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Um, well, I just -- I wanted to talk to you about Mike

when you get a chance.

Oh, oh.

Martinis here are great, by the way, cheers.

Cheers.

Okay, um.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers -- I'm gonna go.

You want to speak to another woman

while we're on a date together, so I'll just leave.

- No. - It's not like that.

- No, no, it's fine. - I'm sorry, I just --

No, no, don't apologize, enjoy yourself.

And you know what?

- Oh, so I can sit here? - Pam!

Sure, have away with yourself.

- Wait, take your -- - I'll just grab my bag.

Darla, don't, what are you?

No, no, and you can pay for your own fucking meal.

Buh bye.

Wow -- wow.

She's jealous.

We were just cool like a second ago, right before you --

like, perfect, and...

She's jealous, and you should be careful about people

who are that jealous.

Yeah, well, shit.

She's a pretty girl, she doesn't have to be insecure.

Okay, just tell me what's going on with Mike?

Are you sure you don't want to go after her?

Nope, nope, that's drama, and I don't have time for it

right now -- I really, really don't.

- Okay, well, good on you. - Yeah, um...

The martinis are great, right?

Yeah, it's great, but tell me, speaking of drama,

what's up with Mike?

So Mike didn't go in this weekend.

- He didn't? - No, and he has to go.

- Yeah, yeah, okay. - So can you talk to the guys?

Yeah, we were actually gonna talk Monday.

I know.

But yeah, I can talk to him.

Do you know where he is?

No, I don't, and Natalie doesn't either.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I was gonna talk to the guys,

but I'm glad I ran into you.

Yeah, I'll talk to him, okay?

I'll make sure we get together and meet up or something.

Okay, thank you.

No problem.

Sorry about your date.

It's fine.

We didn't even get to eat yet, but don't worry about it.

Okay.

Well, I wouldn't be too quick to call her if I were you.

It's all good, thank you. I'm sure she's fine.

- I don't think so. - It's not your fault.

- I'm sorry again. - No, it's fine.

I mean, you can--

Listen, I'm here with clients.

I'll take care of your bill, it's...

- Thank you. - Yeah.

And all my damn money better add up.

Well, I'm very honest.

I'm telling you, I'll kill a bitch over two dollars.

Well, I don't wanna be her.

See, I had this girl that worked for me.

She was stealing all my damn money

and eating all my damn sandwiches.

That's crazy.

Then she gonna tell me I had rats.

- She did not. - Yes she did.

What did you do?

I got rid of them damn rats first.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, girl, and then I got rid of her ass.

- Good for you. - Yeah.

Ooh, she couldn't get a job if she tried.

They call for references

and I'll them the same damn thing.

See, I love that.

I know, right?

I'm gonna enjoy you working for me.

Thank you, this will be fun.

Yeah, so, come on.

Let me show you how to make these sandwiches.

Okay.

Now, you know you got to use the right amount of spices.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, 'cause I don't like that mayo.

- I got my own thing. - Okay.

- Oh, you gonna learn fast. - Yeah.

Yeah, so there you go.

So why you living with Regina and Bill?

Well, after my husband died, I didn't have much left,

so Regina became my everything.

- That's lovely. - Yeah.

Yeah, so was he a good man?

He was -- until he started cheating on me.

Oh girl, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, he was driving up to Atlanta

to see this ole home-wreckin' bitch.

Girl, I can't stand a home-wrecker.

- He was so in love with her. - Really?

You ever mess around with a married man?

Not none that wasn't after me first.

I just don't see how women can do that.

Well, honey, it's your job to police your man,

not the woman.

I don't believe in none of that.

I just can't stand it.

Women should have enough decency for themselves not to do that.

I hear what you sayin', but if the man was happy,

he wouldn't be straying.

I don't believe that.

Well, we ain't gonna never agree on that.

Well, I know that's right.

That's why we need to go ahead and make these sandwiches up.

- Okay then. - Yeah, that's right.

There you go.

Look at this.

What is it?

That's a lovely bracelet.

Oh, thank you.

Where did you get it?

My man gave it to me a long time ago.

Is that right -- can I see it?

Oh, sure, girl.

Did you ever read the inscription?

Yes! It says, "I love you, Hills."

- Hmm. - He called my curves hills.

- That's funny. - Hmm?

My husband bought me a bracelet just like that.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, I lost it.

Couldn't find it anywhere.

Oh, well, I'm sorry about that.

Take that real bad, don't you?

And it said "I love you, Hills."

Oh, so your man called your curves hills, too?

No, my name is Hil-da.

Oh, small world.

It's a small world, girl.

What was his name?

Oh, well, you know, that ain't important.

Yes, it is.

'Cause if you the bitch that took my man,

one of us is about to die.

Is this bitch talking to me like that with this damn knife

in my hand?

Yeah.