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You can just stop,
just like that?

Yeah.

This is what you'll be missing.

Previously onBruh.

Just one more time.

This is the last time.

This is my mama.

So what you all doin' here?

Are you hiring?

We could use some help.

My ex-wife is
asking me for more money.

I've given her as much as I
can, and it's still not enough.

I knew it had to be something.

You're acting out of character,
I kept saying that.

- Shit, it's my husband.
- What?

He heard the whole thing.

- Oh, shit.
- That's him.

- Oh my god, that's him?
- Oh, shit.

Probably got the whole
posse with him.

- I think so.
- Um, um, okay.

Okay, what do we do?

- We gotta do something.
- Okay.

How high you think
this window is?

We're 20 floors up.

- I think I can make it.
- Are you crazy?

You're gonna kill yourself.

Okay, we gotta think,
we gotta think.

What are we gonna do?

- Okay, hide.
- What?

Just hide.

- That shit never works.
- Just do it.

What the hell is that?

Go to the bathroom.

Yo, who's knocking like that?

Who, what?

We didn't hear nothing.

- Bill, are you crazy?
- No, no, man.

What you doing out here?

- What's going on, Bill?
- Nothing, man.

Talk to me, nigga.
What-what-what is that?

It's her husband.

Her husband?

Yes.

Shit, wait, she's married?

Yo, stop judging me.

How the hell can I
not judge you, man?

I ain't got time for this shit.

Bro, where you--

Look, look, you need
to hide, come on.

For what?

'Cause this nigga is a thug.

- He's a thug?
- Yes.

- He's a thug?
- Yes.

And your big ass
is scared of him?

This nigga kills people for fun.

Okay, whatever, bro.

I'm just gonna get the door.
You trippin', man.

I'll see you in heaven,
you gonna die.

No, don't open the door.

Look, if you don't hide,
you gonna die.

I'm not doing that --
I'm gonna get the door.

Y'all can do whatever
y'all want.

I'll see you
in heaven, bruh.

All right.

What?

♪ Navigating through this
dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shawty
and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time

♪ With the help of my homies

♪ I'm goin' up with my bruhs

♪ Cause we're goin' up,
we're goin' up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Goin' up, goin' up

♪ Goin' up, we're goin' up,
we're going up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Goin' up,
we're going up with the bruhs ♪

What?

Hey.

Damn, girl!

Oh, what?

Why are you knocking like that?

Oh, that's my police knock.

You like it?

That's not funny.

Well, I just -- I saw you
come in and I wanted to say hi.

Hi.

- Y'all can come out now.
- Who are you talking to?

Look...

Y'all good?

Yeah, what you talkin' 'bout?

Oh, hey, hey.

Hi, I'm gonna go
clean the bathroom.

Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.

Are you, um...

Darla.

Yeah, I'm, uh -- I'm Bill.

Don't -- I wouldn't touch that.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm Bill.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, Bill, one of Greg's friends.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, nice, I heard
a lot about you.

Yeah, hopefully not too much.

If y'all don't mind, I'm gonna
go ahead and just tiptoe on out,

- mosey on out.
- You gonna leave your work?

I'll get that shit tomorrow.
I just gotta get up outta here.

- Nice meeting you, Darla.
- Nice to meet you too.

- Bye, Bill.
- Bye G, Greg.

Is he just gonna' leave her
here?

I don't know.

She's cleaning the apartment.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Okay, well, um, I actually
just came over here

to give you this.

What's this?

It's a -- don't open it
in front of me, please.

Okay. What is it?

It's a thank you card.

Really?

As much of a jerk I've been,
I get a thank you card?

Well, it's a thank you card
and sorry for

trying to slap you
in the face card.

Well, thank you, but you
don't have to do all this.

I know, but I wanted to.

I was talking to one of my
girlfriends and she told me

how hard this is for some guys.

Um, thank you, but why don't you
give it to your old boy

you were with the other day?

Really?

Yeah, I mean what?

He doesn't get a thank you
card for whatever y'all did?

Are we really
doing this right now?

Yeah, yeah, we are.

Okay, fine -- he
was just a hook-up.

Okay.

Oh, what, like, stop.

Like you don't have hook-ups?

No, I do, it's just --
I'm just tired of the

back and forth between us, okay?

I know, I'm tired of it, too.

I just got a lot going on, okay?

My ex-wife, she's
asking for more money.

She's taking me back to court,
and I'm just --

I just want to be
free of it all, okay?

I can see why.

Yeah, so, thank you
for this, but --

But does -- does
that include me?

Okay, Darla, if there's one
thing that I'm absolutely

not confused about is that

I do want you to be in my life.

I want the same.

Even if it's just as friends?

- Yeah.
- Okay, okay, good.

I'm glad we can finally
be on the same page.

So you wanna -- do you
wanna go out to eat?

You thought I wore
this for no reason?

That's funny,
that's funny, okay.

Let me grab my keys.

No, no, no, don't worry,
I'll drive.

It's no big deal.

No, no, no, it's okay.

And don't worry
about the bill, either.

I'll cover it, since you're
having financial trouble.

I mean, thank you.

- I appreciate it, yes.
- Come on.

All right, I'm following you.

Hey, Ma.

Hey.

What's going on?

We have a new employee...

We can't afford a new employee.

Well, she'll work cheap.

I'm sorry, there's been
a mistake.

No, we can't afford it.

- This is Hilda.
- Hi.

Hey, Hilda, how you doin'?

- Good.
- Good? That's good.

I'm sorry, there must
been some big mistake.

No, it wasn't no mistake.

- It's a mistake.
- Huh-uh.

Yes, it is.

Take your ass back down
the back and do whatever

you were doing.

I'm sorry, you probably
want to get your things.

I'm sorry, so I can talk to her.

Yeah, you can get
your things, yeah.

Don't she have to
get her things.

Ma, we can't afford her.

I told you, she
gonna work cheap.

Go in the back and
finish my application.

Okay, go ahead.

Yeah, yeah, get your things
while you're at it, okay?

What are you doing?

You messing up everything.

You mean?
We can't afford her.

We barely making it ourselves.

Oh, hell, I mean, she's stuck
between a rock and a hard place.

Come on, give her a chance.

Ma, I am the rock and
you are the hard place.

I know that.

Okay, so we can't afford her.

- Shit.
- You gonna?

Huh-uh, I need to sleep
in and party all night.

I need some help.

Okay, so you gonna
give her your salary?

- What salary?
- Exactly.

That's the point I'm making.
We can't afford her.

I mean, it's Regina's mother.

She just wants to
work a few hours a week.

I don't give a damn.

You can have that damn
small-ass place you livin' in.

Ma, I don't care
who mama she is.

We cannot afford her.

We barely making it ourselves.

I got it, it's gonna
be fine, see?

Just like I always
make shit fine.

Okay, Mom, so whatever money she
makes is coming out your check.

I keep telling you,
it's gonna be fine.

Okay, Miss Fine,
it's gonna be fine.

- I got this.
- You got it.

I got it.

Okay, all right, all right.

Hey, can I tell you something?

What, Ma?

I'm finna work
the shit outta her.

Cheap labor?

Shit, we got it made.

Ma, you are --
something's wrong.

You're a terrible person.

No, I'm not.

Who wouldn't take that chance?

You worried about nothing.

Whatever, Ma, that's fine.

- Hey, Regina mama!
- Her name is Hilda.

I know what the
fuck her name is.

Yes?

Hey, you know what?

I'mma show you how
to restock the shelves.

- Okay, so I have the job?
- Yeah.

I told you this
motherfucker don't do nothing.

As long as you understand
there's no money.

Well, we'll work that out.

We gonna work it out, as long as
you know workin' it out

ain't no money.

- Okay.
- He's cute.

- Ain't he?
- Thank you.

Okay, well, are y'all gonna
move out the way

so I can finish work?
Gonna show her the shelves?

That's what you said.
Be on your way.

Why are you in my business?

'Cause I'm about to run
my business,

and you're just here
congregating.

You're in our way.

She back here,
got no cap on.

She got the finger waves.

You ain't got a damn --

My sandwiches?

Don't worry about it,
sweetheart.

Excuse me, I'mma
get around my sandwiches.

Thank you.

Don't put your damn hands on me.

Okay, that's fine, Ma.

Establishment, we got people,
and she's got her back here

with no--no
uniform on or nothing.

Y'all enjoying it?

Good, good, thank you.

- Hey.
- What's up, man?

- How you doin'?
- Good, you good?

Good, what's up?

You look nice.

Thanks, man, you know, just --

- New threads?
- Work, same, same.

What's up, though?

I gotta talk to you.

Ah, shit.

No, it's not --
well, it's about Bill.

What he do now?

So Greg, earlier today,
walked in on him having sex

with another woman --
not Regina.

- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

What?

Yeah, but that's
not the worst part.

Where, where was this?

At my apartment.

Your apartment?

I thought it was
Greg's apartment.

- It's mine, come on.
- You sure it's yours?

I'm dead sure it's mine.
Come on, don't play with me.

- We already got issue.
- You're right.

You know Bill, though.
This is typical.

No, no, do you know who
this woman is, though?

I know about her, I know of her.

- He told you?
- He told me a little bit.

Oh, did he tell you
about who her husband is?

I did hear that nigga is deadly.

That's what I'm saying, so
we gotta stop this, right?

Tom, Bill is a grown man.

I already tried to talk to him.

John, no, no, no,
that's not good enough, bro.

We gotta do something.

Every time we try to do
something, Tom, it never ends

how it's supposed to.

Okay, you might be right there,
but it doesn't mean

we don't have to try.

Right?

Okay, so what do you suggest?

Well, we gotta check in
on Mike anyways, right?

Mm-hmm.

So why don't we just go talk to
both of them at the same time?

So you wanna go talk to the
two niggas that do not listen.

John, it doesn't mean we
shouldn't say something.

Okay?

Okay, well, while we're
talking to them,

we should talk to Greg, too.

No, Greg ain't have
nothing to do with this.

Yeah, but if we're helping
people right now,

we need to put Greg
on that list, too.

Okay, fine, if you want to,
whatever, we'll talk to Greg,

no problem.

Okay, cool, where
we doing this at?

Do it at Mike's tomorrow night.

Okay, does Mike know?

Not yet, but check it out.

I'll call Bill, I'll make sure
Bill is coming,

and I'll tell Mike that
we're all coming.

- That sounds like a good plan.
- Following?

Okay, and you know,
those two dudes

been acting like real
assholes lately.

You know that, right?

- I know that, but John --
- Okay.

John, we're the bruhs,
we got this, right?

If you say so.

- We got this.
- All right.

You need something?

You need a sandwich
or something?

No, I just
came to tell you that.

- That's all?
- Yeah.

Tom, you know you
could have just called me.

You know, phones, phone home.

John, absolutely not.

Too many people call and text.

Gotta look a person in the eyes.

You know, studies actually show
there's a 400 percent chance of

greater communication when the
conversation is happening

- person to person.
- The fuck I care about this for?

What you just told me ---

Can you hear what
I'm saying to you?

- What is the percentage?
- Four hundred percent.

I don't care.
Why do you read this stuff?

You're getting me, aren't you?
I can tell.

Tom, you're white, for real.

I think you more
than 50 percent.

- You might be 75.
- Doesn't matter.

Your nose is the only
thing Black on you, bro.

- It doesn't matter.
- What?

"There's a 50 percent chance --"

- Yes.
- All right, bro.

Hey, real quick,
ask you a question.

Do you know anything about
Regina mama working here?

What do you mean?

She working in the back and
I just wanted to see

if you knew something about it.

No, I didn't know
nothing about it.

No?

No, but I mean, it's
probably a good thing, right?

Use the help around here?

If we could afford her, yeah.

Well, I don't know
anything about that.

But see you tomorrow night?

All right, for sure.

See ya.

There's a 43 percent
chance that it will rain --

Look it up. Google!

Who would look that up?

He's such a nerd.

Hey, did you know that it's
a 400 percent chance

that if humans speak?

Did everybody know that, no?

Yeah, look it up.

It's what my guy Tom said.

Yeah, 43 -- it's a 43 --
it's a 53 percent --

he said if you talk in person.

Some shit, I don't know.

♪ Didn't know you was heartbroke
but this ain't the same thing ♪

- Really?
- I know, right?

That's crazy, like, wow.

That's what they said.

There's that
beautiful smile of yours.

Oh, here we go
with this shit again.

What, what?

I mean that you get drunk
and then you get all flirty.

I know what I'm saying.

Okay, well, then you know
what you're doing to me.

Yeah, yeah, I do.

All right, well, don't let
that get you in trouble.

Hey, we're just friends, right?

So I can give you a compliment.
What's the big deal?

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

But what if I was
thinking about --

Thinking about what?

Sleeping with you.

Oh my god.
We've been through this.

I just -- I don't think
that's a good idea.

Why not?

Because I don't think
you can handle it.

I can't handle?

Come on, like, be serious.

I'm being serious.

So what's up?

Look, I can't do the
whole back and forth thing.

So if we went there, my
heart will go there, too.

Darla, your heart
is already there.

- You don't know that.
- Who you trying to fool?

- I'm not trying to fool anyone.
- Nobody but yourself.

Look, I just -- I don't
think it's a good idea, okay?

Okay, okay, but just saying,

you're missing out.

Shut up.
You're such an idiot.

Look, why don't we finish this
conversation when we haven't

had a couple bottles of
wine, and we're clear?

I'm clear.

Okay, sure.

So?

So what?

I'm not going to fuck you.

Stop asking.

Okay, okay, okay, sure.

But I'm pretty sure it's what I
want, regardless of the drink.

Yeah, okay.

But I was thinking --

Greg.

- Hey.
- Hey.

This is Darla.

How are you?

I'm good, how you doing?

I'm good.

Hi, Darla, I'm Pam.

Hi, Darla.

Nice to meet you.

Same here, love your dress.

Thank you.

Can I grab a chair
and sit with you guys?

Oh, um -- hey, we're actually --

sorry, we're actually
on a date right now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Um, Greg?

No, we're really -- we're
actually on a date right now.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Um, well, I just -- I wanted to
talk to you about Mike

when you get a chance.

Oh, oh.

Martinis here are great,
by the way, cheers.

Cheers.

Okay, um.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers -- I'm gonna go.

You want to speak to
another woman

while we're on a date together,
so I'll just leave.

- No.
- It's not like that.

- No, no, it's fine.
- I'm sorry, I just --

No, no, don't apologize,
enjoy yourself.

And you know what?

- Oh, so I can sit here?
- Pam!

Sure, have away with yourself.

- Wait, take your --
- I'll just grab my bag.

Darla, don't, what are you?

No, no, and you can pay for
your own fucking meal.

Buh bye.

Wow -- wow.

She's jealous.

We were just cool like a second
ago, right before you --

like, perfect, and...

She's jealous, and you should
be careful about people

who are that jealous.

Yeah, well, shit.

She's a pretty girl, she
doesn't have to be insecure.

Okay, just tell me
what's going on with Mike?

Are you sure you don't
want to go after her?

Nope, nope, that's drama,
and I don't have time for it

right now -- I really,
really don't.

- Okay, well, good on you.
- Yeah, um...

The martinis are great, right?

Yeah, it's great, but tell me,
speaking of drama,

what's up with Mike?

So Mike didn't go in
this weekend.

- He didn't?
- No, and he has to go.

- Yeah, yeah, okay.
- So can you talk to the guys?

Yeah, we were actually
gonna talk Monday.

I know.

But yeah, I can talk to him.

Do you know where he is?

No, I don't, and
Natalie doesn't either.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I was gonna talk
to the guys,

but I'm glad I ran into you.

Yeah, I'll talk to him, okay?

I'll make sure we get together
and meet up or something.

Okay, thank you.

No problem.

Sorry about your date.

It's fine.

We didn't even get to eat
yet, but don't worry about it.

Okay.

Well, I wouldn't be too
quick to call her if I were you.

It's all good, thank you.
I'm sure she's fine.

- I don't think so.
- It's not your fault.

- I'm sorry again.
- No, it's fine.

I mean, you can--

Listen, I'm here with clients.

I'll take care of your bill,
it's...

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

And all my damn money
better add up.

Well, I'm very honest.

I'm telling you, I'll kill
a bitch over two dollars.

Well, I don't wanna be her.

See, I had this girl
that worked for me.

She was stealing all
my damn money

and eating all my
damn sandwiches.

That's crazy.

Then she gonna
tell me I had rats.

- She did not.
- Yes she did.

What did you do?

I got rid of them
damn rats first.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, girl, and then
I got rid of her ass.

- Good for you.
- Yeah.

Ooh, she couldn't get
a job if she tried.

They call for references

and I'll them
the same damn thing.

See, I love that.

I know, right?

I'm gonna enjoy
you working for me.

Thank you, this will be fun.

Yeah, so, come on.

Let me show you how to
make these sandwiches.

Okay.

Now, you know you got to use
the right amount of spices.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, 'cause I
don't like that mayo.

- I got my own thing.
- Okay.

- Oh, you gonna learn fast.
- Yeah.

Yeah, so there you go.

So why you living
with Regina and Bill?

Well, after my husband died,
I didn't have much left,

so Regina became my everything.

- That's lovely.
- Yeah.

Yeah, so was he a good man?

He was -- until he
started cheating on me.

Oh girl, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, he was driving up
to Atlanta

to see this ole
home-wreckin' bitch.

Girl, I can't stand a
home-wrecker.

- He was so in love with her.
- Really?

You ever mess around
with a married man?

Not none that
wasn't after me first.

I just don't see how
women can do that.

Well, honey, it's your job
to police your man,

not the woman.

I don't believe in none of that.

I just can't stand it.

Women should have enough decency
for themselves not to do that.

I hear what you sayin',
but if the man was happy,

he wouldn't be straying.

I don't believe that.

Well, we ain't gonna
never agree on that.

Well, I know that's right.

That's why we need to go ahead
and make these sandwiches up.

- Okay then.
- Yeah, that's right.

There you go.

Look at this.

What is it?

That's a lovely bracelet.

Oh, thank you.

Where did you get it?

My man gave it to
me a long time ago.

Is that right -- can I see it?

Oh, sure, girl.

Did you ever
read the inscription?

Yes! It says,
"I love you, Hills."

- Hmm.
- He called my curves hills.

- That's funny.
- Hmm?

My husband bought me a
bracelet just like that.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I lost it.

Couldn't find it anywhere.

Oh, well, I'm sorry about that.

Take that real bad, don't you?

And it said "I love you, Hills."

Oh, so your man called
your curves hills, too?

No, my name is Hil-da.

Oh, small world.

It's a small world, girl.

What was his name?

Oh, well, you know,
that ain't important.

Yes, it is.

'Cause if you the bitch
that took my man,

one of us is about to die.

Is this bitch talking to me like
that with this damn knife

in my hand?

Yeah.