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I am so sorry for knocking you the hell out.

Previously on "Bruh".

Oh, no. You sucker punched me, bitch.

He hit me and I'm calling the police.

Uh, is that true?

- Yeah. - What the fuck?

I'm not about to tell my mama she has to leave.

Well, that's your mama.

You want her to leave, then you tell her.

So what did you want to talk to me about?

I just wanna say thank you.

Did you know my housekeeper was coming back today?

Yeah. We fucked last night. Her husband is Jack McKinsey.

- You're gonna die. - Yeah, I know. I know, man.

Hi, what's up?

Oh, can I come in?

Girl, come in.

Is uh, is the bear here?

No. He already left.

Oh, where is he? Where did he go?

He went to work at Tom's.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Why?

Is, is that odd?

No.

Okay.

- What do you mean, "okay"? - Nothing.

Pamela.

Look. I was just thinking about

where he went on his run the other night.

And uh--

We're not about to do this, okay?

No.

I know, but--

Let me ask you something.

When is Mike home?

Uh, this Monday. Why?

All right.

Why?

You should probably spend some time with him.

What are you saying?

I'm saying, you all in my business.

Am I?

And it's cool.

No, I mean, I just don't trust Bill.

I know that, Pamela.

You never have.

Okay, well, where is he now?

As I said before, he is at Tom's.

And did you check the app to like track him on that?

Girl, nah, I didn't track the app.

I aint doin' that.

Regina.

What?

I'm gonna trust him.

Okay.

Uh, I just don't understand why he can't work here.

Girl, you know my mama is driving him up a wall.

Okay, but where is she?

Oh, she went on a walk.

Okay.

She did.

When she comes back,

I'ma take her down to Ms. Alice's and introduce her

and show her the town and all of that.

- That's nice. - Yeah, you wanna come?

- No, I have a client. - Okay.

- But let me know how it goes. - Of course, I will.

Are you sure you don't wanna track him?

No. I will see you later, okay?

Okay, but I'm sure you already have

tracked him.

I have not.

Okay. Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Bye.

I'm not tracking him. Who does she think I am?

Tracking no man in my own city.

Don't do it, girl. Don't do it.

What the hell am I doing?

What are you doing?

- Huh? - Yeah.

No.

I knew you were tracking him.

I'm not tracking him. I-what-see--

Pamela, why are you still here?

I'm leaving, Regina.

But I know you're tracking him.

Girl, come here. Come.

Am I a dog?

Please.

Okay. What's up?

Huh?

I have a question for you.

Okay.

Can you please stop making me crazy?

I'm-I'm not making you crazy.

You're doing that all on your own.

You're the one that's got me doing this stuff,

crazy stuff on my phone with the app and all this stuff.

It's you. I can't be policing him.

He's gonna do what he wants to do.

That's all on him.

Okay.

Now can you go?

- That's all you needed, Regina? - I just--

Regina, you're starting to act just like your partner for real.

Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Leave this time for real, please.

I'm leaving and I'm leaving.

Bye, boo. Love you.

I love you, too, Regigi.

♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ With the help of my homies,

♪ I'm going up with my bruhs.

♪ Cause we're goin' up, we're going up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Going up, going up ♪

♪ Going up,

♪ we're going up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Going up and going up with the bruhs ♪

One second.

- Oh, hi. - Hey.

I have a key.

Yeah, you do.

Is it a good time?

Well, it's not my place, so--

Is he here?

No, it's just me.

Oh, okay.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

No problem.

How are you?

I'm good.

I was hoping I would see you here.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

And why is that?

Oh, I was hoping for round two.

That's what I need to talk to you about.

- Oh, no. - What?

- Don't tell me you don't wanna-- - Oh, oh no.

Trust me. I do.

- I do. - Okay, so?

- But. - There's always a but.

Your husband.

You're not afraid of him, are you?

No.

- Okay, then what's the problem? - I'm afraid of dying.

- Bill, it's really not that bad. - Is it though?

No. He's never gonna know.

Well, that's not a risk I'm willing to take.

I'm sorry.

I see.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

You know what I find strange?

- What's that? - Your only concern is him.

And why the hell wouldn't it be?

You don't think about your wife?

Look, her and I, we're not on the same page right now.

Okay. I understand.

And that's another reason why we shouldn't be doing this.

All right.

Okay.

Glad you understand.

So you don't want me to clean your place?

No, no, no.

That um, that shouldn't be a problem.

So you can just stop just like that?

Yeah.

Was I not good?

Shit. Nah, you were amazing.

But you don't wanna keep going?

No, nope, nope, nope.

Wow. My husband really has you scared like that, huh?

Look, I just don't want the drama.

Okay. Well,

this is what you'll be missing.

Uh, don't-don't do that. Don't.

I mean, I'm just saying.

Are you sure he won't find out?

How will he?

Well, you know people talk.

I'm not talking.

Okay-um, wait. Just one more time.

This is the last time.

Yeah, it's the-the last. It's the last.

♪ Make your blood rise

♪ Til it's burnin' boy

♪ I'm thinking maybe I don't have ♪

♪ Maybe I don't have...

- Hey. - Hey, hey, hey.

What's up, man? What's up?

- You here for lunch? - Yeah, of course.

Ah, man. Thank you.

I appreciate the support.

You know, we could use the business.

Yo, I actually had somebody call ahead with an order

from the team.

- Oh, that was you? - Yeah, man.

Thank you. Thank you.

- I got you. - Of course, man.

Oh, wait.

Your mom didn't make the sandwiches, did she?

No, I made them. I got you.

I mean, no offense. I'm just, you know--

I know. I got you.

I got you all ready, though right here.

- My man. - I got you.

Appreciate the support, big Tom.

Nah, man. You know, I got you.

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna try to bring

some more business from the hospital over here.

Man, thank you. I appreciate that.

Ooh, okay, platinum. Platinum!

It's just a credit card, man. Nah, you're all being modest.

Platinum, you know, your white side got good credit.

But I ain't mad at you.

I'm gonna make sure my mama don't see it 'cause she be,

um, charges small bills on cards, but I got you.

I got you.

She can go to jail for that.

She don't care.

- Okay. - I got you.

Cool.

- Do you need a receipt? - Um, nah, that's cool.

Okay, cool. Thank you, man.

Definitely. Hey, have you seen Mike?

Nah, I haven't seen him.

You know, he was calling me a lot last night.

You think the bruhs need to make a visit?

Yeah, yeah. I definitely think if that's okay?

Well, let me know when and I'm there.

Okay.

- All right? - Okay, cool, man.

We just gotta do a better job checking in on him, you know?

I agree. I agree.

I mean, I was with my mom, but--

I understand. Well, I did check on him.

Last time I checked on him, he was good.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Okay, well, I mean, that's good.

Well, listen, I've gotta get back to the hospital.

All right. Well, thank you, man.

Thanks for the support again, bro.

I appreciate that.

All right. Take it easy.

- Hey, Tom. - Hey, Ms. Alice.

- I need to come see you. - Oh, what's going on?

I think my chest has been bothering me.

- Do you have a cold? - No, I got a hot.

Ms. Alice.

Ain't nothin' wrong with your damn chest, ma.

I'll see you later. See you later, all right?

See you later, Tom.

You know, thank you for the business.

Of course. Always.

- I'll see you. - Take it easy.

Yeah.

And why are you lookin' at me like that?

You just can't stop embarrassing me.

Oh, shit, you embarrassed?

I'm the one that had to drop your ugly ass off to school.

You was ugly as hell.

Ma, you know this is called mental abuse, right?

Mental abuse.

No, motherfucker, you was. It's called verbal abuse.

Verbal abuse.

- You just ain't gonna stop. - Nope.

I never will. I love you.

I love you. Fuck you.

Sometimes I swear, I wanna strangle your ass.

I'll strangle you.

Whose sandwiches are these?

- What's up? - Yo.

- Here. - Thank you, man.

Yeah, these actually look pretty good.

Is this from John's spot?

Yes, sir.

You know, we gotta support the homies.

Right, right. That's dope.

So-- Are you, uh,

in a better mood or?

Yeah, yeah, man. I'm--

I'm sorry.

Look, I didn't tell you this, but my beautiful,

lovely ex-wife is asking me for more money.

Wow. Really? How'd you find out?

It's just--

Her lawyer's been hitting me up and it's like,

I don't understand, right?

I've given her as much as I can

and it's still not enough for her.

Like, she doesn't want me to eat, bro.

I don't, I don't get it.

See? See?

I knew, I knew it had to be something.

You're acting out of character. I kept saying that.

It's just, it's just had me in a bad mood lately, man.

Like I divorce her. I move across the country.

I cut off all communication from her and she still has

that pressure on me.

She still just won't let me live, man.

So I've just been, I've just been out of it lately.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, okay?

I get that. I mean, that would piss me off, too.

You know? Now that you've been acting--

I mean, it's a handful, you know? That pissy-ass mood.

- That's a lot. - Stop. Don't.

Pissy, trigger word. Stop saying pissy.

That's what you've been, but hey, you're my brother.

Thank you for putting up with me, okay?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

I got you, bro.

I appreciate it because I have been a lot to handle,

so I appreciate you for putting up with it and dealing with it,

but do you think Mike can help me?

'Cause I'm in a bad, I'm in a tight spot, man.

Okay, well, you know Mike is a tax attorney,

but I'm sure he's got enough colleagues in the game

that can steer you in the right direction.

Okay, so I'll give him a call

and maybe he can refer me to somebody.

Wait, wait.

Let us call him first. We gotta check in on him.

Why? What's wrong?

Well, because we've gotta check up and see how he's doing.

So I don't want the first call to be from a homie,

like, hey, I need a favor, you know?

No, I called him. I talked to him already.

- You did? - Yeah, he's good.

I've checked on him not too long ago.

- He's doing all right. - Really?

- Yeah. - So he's--

AJ's squared away? Good to go?

As far as I'm concerned, he's good.

It's like, over the phone he seemed fine so--

Oh, that's good, man.

I appreciate you checking up on him.

Yeah, I mean, that's a bro, so I wanna make sure he's cool.

Yeah, I'll just, um I'll call him,

see if he can refer me to somebody.

And get me squared away with my situation 'cause this--

This is stressing me out, man.

Yeah, check in with him, man. He's uh--

He should help you out. He knows a lot of people.

- Hey. - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm doing good.

- Well, you looking good. - Well, thank you.

Still putting that thing on you?

Okay, Ms. Alice.

Yeah, I'm just saying, girl, you're with big dick Bill, shit.

- Okay, right, but-- - It's a conversation.

- Right now. - The dick is a conversation.

- Don't be just sayin'. - What?

Oh. Who is this?

- This is my mama. - Oh.

Hilda, this is Ms. Alice.

- Hi. - Hi. Oh, shit.

No. It's all right.

Oh, okay, but what y'all doing here?

Well, I just wanted to kinda show her around town

and then come and meet you.

Okay, well, that's nice.

It's a nice place.

- So where are you from? - Alabama.

- Oh, what part? - Birmingham.

Oh, I know Birmingham well.

You do?

Mm-hmm, I used to mess with this man there.

Girl, he was something.

Well, well, some, a whole lot of fine men there.

Yeah, well, he died.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, well, my husband died, too.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, no. It's okay.

Well, can I get ya'll something?

Actually, mama, I gotta go make a phone call real quick,

so maybe, maybe you can order a sandwich or something?

- Hook her up. - Okay, I will.

Okay, so-- So what you want?

I'll just have some coffee.

You don't wanna try my sandwich?

Oh, I just ate.

Well, okay then. I tell you what.

- Try this. - Okay.

Oh, you gonna like this, girl.

You know what? This one is on the house.

Ah, thank you.

Can I get a little bit more or?

No, I said it was on the house. Shit, that's all you get.

- Okay. - That's house size there.

Thank you.

- So how long you staying? - Oh, oh, I've moved here.

- Oh, you have? - Yeah.

Okay, where?

I've moved in with Bill and Regina.

In that small-ass place?

Well, it's bigger than what she grew up in.

What you mean, bigger than she grew up in?

I always thought she was rich.

Oh, no. We were very poor.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Well, you did a good job with her.

Thank you.

Yeah. So how'd you like that coffee?

Oh, I aint taste it yet.

- Really good. - See?

Thank you. Thank you.

So are you hiring?

What do you mean?

I mean, do you need any help around here?

You know, we could use some help.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- I'm a hard worker. - Let me talk to my son.

Yeah, he ain't shit,

but I'm gonna talk to him about it anyway.

Okay. Since you mentioned the place being small.

I figure if I could get a job here,

the sooner I can get out of there,

the better it is for me.

Oh, well, if you work here, it won't be enough money

to afford an apartment. I mean, it's part-time.

Oh, okay. Well, that'll work.

- You'd do it anyway? - Yeah.

Okay, well, let me get you an application then.

Okay. Thank you.

All right.

Sure.

Hey, so I see you guys are hitting it off.

Yeah. I like her.

Oh, good 'cause you, you need some friends.

- Please. - I mean--

Look, I asked her for an application.

What?

Yeah, if I could get a job here then I can get out of

you and Bill's hair.

Okay. Mama, I told you, you ain't gotta worry about Bill.

No, baby. He wants me out of there.

- Mama. - And I don't wanna be the cause

of any issues between the two of you.

You ain't the cause of none of that.

- What? - Uh-uh.

She was fucking him in the bathroom the night before

she was supposed to get married.

- What? - Is she telling the truth?

I don't lie, honey.

Well, daughter, that's a shame.

I'm sorry, mama.

And that ain't all.

I can't hear no more.

Well, we'll tell you the rest, you know, once I talk to my son

about you working here.

Okay.

Okay.

So come on in the back to the office,

so I can get some more information.

Okay.

Hey, wait a minute. You ain't no criminal, are you?

No.

- Don't play that shit. - I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon, shit.

If you're a damn criminal, your ass ain't doing shit in here.

- I got your mama. - You treat my mama right.

Come on.

Man, come on, bro. Really?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Really? What?

I'm sorry, man.

Who is this?

Hey, can you just give me a second?

Man, you're really wildin', bro.

Yo, can we not do this right now?

- Okay, but-- - All right, just go, go.

Y'all crazy.

You act like you've never seen a naked body before. Damn.

Okay. That was embarrassing.

Look, I'm um, I'm sorry about that.

I mean, what are you apologizing for?

Well, you saw what just happened.

That shit would be all over the couch.

Let's not do that, okay?

Yeah, you right.

Okay.

But--

I'm just-- as much as you are.

I mean, look, I'm just,

I'm just as much invested in this as you are.

Yeah, you are.

But--

Stop doing that shit.

Shit.

Okay, but you swear this is the last time?

Yes, yes. I'm positive.

Are you sure?

- I'm positive, all right? - Okay.

Okay.

Look. Look, this has been absolutely amazing,

but I just don't know--

What?

Oh, shit.

Your phone.

What?

Did you call somebody?

Oh, shit.

What, what is it? Who was it?

It was my husband.

- What? - Yeah.

- Shit. - Oh, shit. He heard us?

I don't know.

Okay, uh, check, check the call log.

Okay.

Um, shit. He heard the whole thing.

Oh, shit. Okay, so he heard us.

Yeah, I think so.

Okay, shit.

- How did this happen? - How long was it on for?

I don't know.

All right, check the damn call log and see.

- Okay. - Oh, shit...

- Shit. - What?

He heard everything.

Oh, fuck!

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

Did you say my name?

Yeah. A lot!

Ah, shit! I'm a dead man walking.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

It's all right. It's all right.

What do we do?

I don't know. I don't know.

We gotta think of something though.

Should I call him?

Hell no, not while you here.

Damn.

You know, I think you better go.

Well, I didn't even clean the place.

Fuck cleaning the place!

- Shit! That's him. - Oh, shit!