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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,965 and is intended for mature audiences. 2 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:17,689 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:22,068 Your housekeeper. Man, she came on to me! 4 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:23,241 You're married, Bill. 5 00:00:23,344 --> 00:00:24,448 Shit, I don't want to be married. 6 00:00:24,551 --> 00:00:26,344 Previously on "Bruh"... 7 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:28,000 Did you file for the restraining order? 8 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,965 - Yes, I did. - We goin' over there. 9 00:00:30,068 --> 00:00:31,896 Your boy is not into me. 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,379 He's just going through a lot right now. 11 00:00:33,482 --> 00:00:35,931 - He's straight, right? - Yes. 12 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:37,206 I don't know if I can do it. 13 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:38,689 Either you get with it or you don't, 14 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:39,896 but don't waste my fucking time. 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,689 What kind of man don't like dogs? 16 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,103 This man don't like dogs. 17 00:00:43,206 --> 00:00:45,344 Does all of this really make you that crazy? 18 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:46,241 Yes! 19 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:47,827 What we gotta do to meet up? 20 00:00:57,551 --> 00:01:00,551 - That's a lot of food. - Mmmm! 21 00:01:00,655 --> 00:01:02,275 That's what I do. 22 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,310 Why are you coming out of the bathroom like that? 23 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:09,965 Damn. 24 00:01:10,068 --> 00:01:12,034 - He don't like you? - No. 25 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:14,413 You don't like her? 26 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,965 Look, I'm goin'-- I'mma go for a run, all right? 27 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,793 Really? Right before dinner? 28 00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:20,206 Uh, I--I can eat it later. 29 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,310 I cooked a whole meal. 30 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:25,068 I mean, you know, pork? 31 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,896 I don't really do that, so... 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,275 Well, that's just rude. 33 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:31,448 No, it's not rude, remember? I'm a vegan? 34 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:32,862 Bill. 35 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:35,482 Look, you need to let me go run. 36 00:01:35,586 --> 00:01:37,931 - Okay. - I don't like this. 37 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:39,482 No, he needs to leave. Let him. 38 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:43,517 You look like you just showered. And now you're going for a run? 39 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,379 Pamela... 40 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,724 What? I'm just stating the facts. 41 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:48,793 - Look, I cooked a whole meal. - Exactly. 42 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:50,344 - This is rude. - Mm-hmm. 43 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:53,000 Your run can't wait? 44 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:56,103 - He needs to go. - Yes, I do. 45 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:58,068 Bye, ladies. Enjoy your food, all right? 46 00:01:58,172 --> 00:01:59,517 - Bye. - Mm-hmm. 47 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,034 Shit! 48 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,793 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 49 00:02:06,896 --> 00:02:08,482 Ma... 50 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:12,793 I'm with your mother. 51 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:16,379 Why would he come out after taking a shower 52 00:02:16,482 --> 00:02:17,724 and leave right after? 53 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:19,827 Mm-hmm, tell her. 54 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,413 You need to watch him. 55 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,896 I'm not doing that. 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Not doing what? 57 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:29,586 Following him. 58 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:31,862 Who said anything about following him? 59 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,724 That's exactly what she was suggesting. 60 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:35,172 No, I was not. 61 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:36,482 I think you were, Mama. 62 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:39,965 No, I was wondering where he was going 63 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:43,862 and why he needed to shower before he took a run. 64 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:44,896 Does he do that often, though? 65 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,034 Not since I've been here. 66 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,310 Mama, you just got here. 67 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:50,517 Well, I hadn't seen it happen. 68 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:54,482 What? What am I missing? 69 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,448 You know what you're missing? 70 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,137 This meal, so can we eat? I think we should! 71 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:00,620 You know what? 72 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:03,379 I know you're my daughter, but you are slippin'. 73 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:06,448 - No. - What? 74 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:09,103 She isn't slippin'. She's up to something. 75 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,931 - She is? - Mm-hmm. 76 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:13,620 Tell us. 77 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:15,758 I'm not up to anything, okay? 78 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,689 Oh, yeah, you right. 79 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:19,586 She got that same look on her face 80 00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:21,689 like when I would catch her doing something wrong. 81 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,310 - What is it? - Okay, so tell us! 82 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,103 Nothing! Can we eat? 83 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:32,620 There's biscuits and stuff. 84 00:03:32,724 --> 00:03:36,241 Okay. She not gonna tell us. 85 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:37,448 I'll get it out of her. 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,965 - Oh, and then you tell me. - Oh, I will. 87 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,379 Whatever. 88 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,482 Like I'm not here. 89 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:46,241 - This is so good. - Thank you. 90 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:48,206 If I keep eating like this, I'm gonna be huge. 91 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:50,482 Well, that's the plan. 92 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:52,103 I don't--I don't wanna be huge. 93 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:54,655 Y'all need some meat on your bones. 94 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:56,000 I hear you. 95 00:03:57,931 --> 00:04:00,103 You do? 96 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,758 Yeah. Things have changed now. 97 00:04:03,137 --> 00:04:06,000 Men still like women with meat on their bones. 98 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:09,000 Yeah...a little. 99 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:11,551 Oh, I'm old school? 100 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:14,689 Okay, well, I think men like your daughter and I just fine. 101 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:17,517 Yeah, I don't know about that. 102 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:18,931 Ain't that right, Regina? 103 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,724 - Regina!? - Hm? 104 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:26,034 Baby, what is it? 105 00:04:26,137 --> 00:04:29,689 It's nothing, okay? 106 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,241 You sure? 107 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:33,000 Yes, Mama, I'm fine. 108 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:33,965 Okay. 109 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:40,344 Y'all keep eating. I'mma take a little siesta. 110 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,586 I love you, Mama! 111 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:43,793 -I love you too! - Love you too! 112 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,448 I think she's gonna have me fat as hell. 113 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, you see me nibbling on this. 114 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:49,827 I can't eat all that food. 115 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:52,103 Mm. 116 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:53,172 What are you looking at? 117 00:04:53,275 --> 00:04:54,551 Hm? 118 00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:56,827 What are you looking at? 119 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:59,896 Well... 120 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,586 Okay, look at this and tell me what you think. 121 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:07,620 Are you tracking him? 122 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,448 - Shh! - Oh, I'm sorry. 123 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:11,724 I don't want my mama to hear that. 124 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:14,689 - Where is he going? - I don't know. 125 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:18,068 Who--who do you know in the area? 126 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:19,862 I don't know anybody over there. 127 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:23,344 Okay, well, it looks like we need to take a drive. 128 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,137 I'm not doing that. 129 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:31,310 So you got the damn app to do nothing with it? 130 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:32,517 I don't want him to find out 131 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:35,724 that I put the thing on his phone. 132 00:05:35,827 --> 00:05:38,241 - So? - No. 133 00:05:38,344 --> 00:05:39,724 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 134 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:44,551 So you put it on his phone to track him every day? 135 00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:47,931 Yeah, you know I can't trust that nigga. 136 00:05:48,034 --> 00:05:50,724 - Damn. - Yeah, I know. 137 00:05:50,827 --> 00:05:53,448 This is... 138 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:55,103 I know, okay? 139 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:56,827 I hate myself for doing it. 140 00:05:56,931 --> 00:05:57,827 No! 141 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:01,206 Shit, I was gonna say this is great! 142 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,034 - What? - Yes! 143 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:04,482 We should go over there. 144 00:06:04,586 --> 00:06:06,000 Girl... 145 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:09,758 I would blow my whole cover. 146 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,931 Well, what if he's getting blown? 147 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:12,827 Okay, stop. 148 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,448 No, we don't know that address. 149 00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:16,206 And has he ever been there before? 150 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:19,551 No. 151 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:22,000 Okay, so let's go. 152 00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:28,655 - Okay, let's go. - Thank you. 153 00:06:30,068 --> 00:06:32,172 Mama, we'll be back! 154 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:34,000 Where y'all going? 155 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:37,000 Well, you know, all this food you got us eating, 156 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:40,620 we just gonna, you know, walk it off a little bit. 157 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:42,724 - Whew! - You ain't eat none of it! 158 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,000 I'mma save it for when I get back from the walk. 159 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:53,413 Okay! Well, thanks for lying and telling me that bullshit. 160 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:56,310 I hope he ain't with anyone. 161 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:58,551 - You know what? - Come on, let's go. 162 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:03,034 Get my jacket. 163 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:06,827 - We'll be back. -Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:16,068 Jesus. 165 00:07:16,172 --> 00:07:19,689 Got me cooking all this shit like I'm a slave. 166 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:23,275 ♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪ 167 00:07:23,379 --> 00:07:27,586 ♪ Trying to find me a shawty and make her mine ♪ 168 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:31,620 ♪ Now, I'll find one in no time ♪ 169 00:07:31,724 --> 00:07:33,689 ♪ With the help of my homies 170 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:36,689 ♪ I'm going up with my bruhs 171 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:37,965 ♪ The bruhs 172 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:39,379 ♪ I'm goin' up, I'm goin' up ♪ 173 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:41,655 ♪ Me and my bruhs 174 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:44,275 ♪ Goin' up, goin' up with the bruhs ♪ 175 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:45,827 ♪ Going up 176 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:48,241 ♪ Goin' up, we're goin' up with the bruhs ♪ 177 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:49,862 ♪ Ooh, whoa 178 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:52,655 ♪ Goin' up and goin' up with the bruhs ♪ 179 00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:00,896 - Hey. - Hey. 180 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:05,551 You feelin' better? 181 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:07,379 What's that supposed to mean? 182 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:09,689 Well, it means you were in such a pissy-ass mood earlier. 183 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:10,758 I wasn't pissy, man. 184 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:13,241 Don't say "pissy" to me, all right? 185 00:08:13,344 --> 00:08:17,206 Hm. Okay. 186 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,689 Okay. 187 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:22,655 Oh, uh, Dina asked me out. 188 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:24,482 Wait, what? 189 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,413 Yeah, yeah. 190 00:08:26,517 --> 00:08:28,862 So I'm gonna go with her. 191 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:30,137 Okay. 192 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:32,620 Have fun. 193 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:34,620 Just making sure you're cool with it. 194 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,344 I don't want her, man. 195 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:38,000 Okay, good. 196 00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:44,758 Wait, hold on, wait a minute. 197 00:08:44,862 --> 00:08:48,551 So she just, like, randomly asked you out? 198 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,413 - Yeah, she did. -Just out the blue? 199 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,482 Yeah. 200 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:54,586 Okay. 201 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,137 So yeah, she's gonna come over. 202 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,344 And then we're gonna walk up the street, get a little drink. 203 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:00,517 All right. 204 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,448 - Have fun. - All right. 205 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:06,068 Sure you good with it? 206 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:08,655 I'm good, all right? I'm cool. 207 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,724 Okay, okay. 208 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,689 All right, tell you what. I'm gonna hop in the shower. 209 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,137 Will you let her in when she gets here? 210 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:18,172 Yeah, I gotcha. 211 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:20,689 Oh, um, and I got some wine over here. 212 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:24,517 Man, are you trying to set me up? 213 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,689 - Like, is she--is she-- - No! 214 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:26,896 Is she coming over here for me, man? 215 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,206 Not at all, absolutely not! 216 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,689 I told you I'm not trying to talk to her, okay? 217 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,172 - I'm good! - Dude, listen to me. 218 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,689 After the pissy-ass way that you acted-- 219 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:35,896 Stop saying "pissy." 220 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,379 -I would never do that again! 221 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:39,586 Bro, but just why are you trying to set me up with her? 222 00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:41,206 Like, I told you before, I'm good, all right? 223 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,931 What are you doing? I'm cool, okay? 224 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:46,172 So please, can you just go take a shower and get out of my face? 225 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:47,896 Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey! Do you remember? 226 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,758 This is my place. Don't talk to me like that. 227 00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:54,551 You're right. 228 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,206 Yo, man, what is up with you, bro? 229 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,724 It's just I'm tired of people acting like 230 00:09:58,827 --> 00:10:00,551 I don't know what's best for me, okay? 231 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,068 Like, I'm a grown man, and I feel like 232 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,000 y'all keep trying to butt in on my life. 233 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,551 Like, I got it. I'm good. 234 00:10:05,655 --> 00:10:07,793 I don't need all this extra commentary with it, all right? 235 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:11,034 - I get it, I get it. - You get what? 236 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,344 -I see what this is. - What? 237 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,241 - What are you talking-- - Your wife did that. 238 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:17,000 Yes, my ex-wife was just like that, and it pissed me off. 239 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:18,724 It just really gets under my skin. 240 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,310 Like, just let me live, all right? 241 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,862 All right. 242 00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:24,344 That's over with, okay? 243 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,413 You gotta let that go. 244 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,448 I know. 245 00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:30,172 Okay. 246 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:32,862 And what you need to understand is that when people like me, 247 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,034 who care about you and have your best interests in mind, 248 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:36,310 say something, it doesn't mean 249 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,689 we're trying to tell you what to do, okay? 250 00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:40,137 Yeah, you're right. 251 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,482 Okay. 252 00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,344 So can I go in the shower, 253 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,965 or are you gonna be pissy about something else? 254 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,241 - Yeah, take a shower, man. -Thank you. 255 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,241 - My bad, my bad, okay? -Thank you. 256 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,275 - My bad. - All right. 257 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,620 - Cool? - Yeah. 258 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:52,896 Just let her in when she gets here, please? 259 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,896 - Okay, I got you. - Thank you. 260 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,413 -Hi. -Hey. 261 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,482 Thank you for coming. 262 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:16,310 Uh, yeah, no worries. 263 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,620 I know. 264 00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,517 Come on in. 265 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,448 Can I get you a drink? 266 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,965 No, I'm all right. 267 00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:25,310 Come on. 268 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,793 - I guess I'll have one. - Okay. 269 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,413 Here you go. 270 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:37,931 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 271 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:49,172 Is this, um...is this your place? 272 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,620 No, it's actually just a place that I clean. 273 00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,620 Oh, so this is somebody's house. 274 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:58,275 No, it's just a space that I keep up. 275 00:11:58,379 --> 00:12:01,931 Okay. Okay. Cool. 276 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,827 But it's not yours. 277 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:09,241 No, it's not. 278 00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:12,482 Oh, okay. 279 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,103 You're not comfortable. 280 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:17,793 No, no, it's fine. It is. 281 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:20,000 - Sit down, relax. - Okay. 282 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,965 Here, let me take your jacket. 283 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,413 You like what you see? 284 00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:45,034 Yeah. 285 00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:47,551 Show me how much, then. 286 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,000 I, um... 287 00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:51,793 What's wrong? 288 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,724 You don't strike me as the shy type. 289 00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:57,344 Well, normally I'm not. 290 00:12:57,448 --> 00:13:00,241 No, no, you're not. 291 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:09,655 Okay, this, um--this is moving real fast for me. 292 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,448 Do you want me to stop? 293 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,931 I--I don't know. 294 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:17,551 Okay, well, how about I start? 295 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:21,103 And you can let me know... 296 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,000 if you want me to stop. 297 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,931 What? Why did you stop? 298 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,689 Oh, you want me to keep going? 299 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,965 I mean, shit, we in it now. 300 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,896 No, baby, you ain't in it yet. 301 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:55,965 ♪ What I got to lose right now ♪ 302 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,965 ♪ Nothing to prove right now, yeah, yeah ♪ 303 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,620 ♪ I ain't in the mood right now ♪ 304 00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,103 ♪ Speaking to her right now 305 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,137 ♪ Oh, yeah, what I got to lose right now ♪ 306 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,241 ♪ Nothing to prove right now, oh, yeah ♪ 307 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,896 ♪ I ain't in the mood right now ♪ 308 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,448 ♪ Speaking to her right now 309 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:14,482 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ♪ 310 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:21,689 ♪ Wow, wow, wow-wow-wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ♪ 311 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,862 Don't say nothin' to me. Let's go. 312 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:36,241 Ma, I'm not going to that girl job, okay? 313 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:39,310 Nigga, I'm goin' and you takin' me there. 314 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,206 Ma, I just want to let her go, poof! 315 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:46,275 Yeah, I want to fuck her up, poof! 316 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:49,965 Ma, please, can you respect what I'm saying, okay? 317 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:52,344 Nigga, I need my vibrator. 318 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,448 Ma, you still on the vibrator? 319 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:57,275 - Come on! - Come on! 320 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,206 Stop lookin' at me like that. 321 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,517 Yeah! 322 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,724 We--we really doin' this? 323 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,551 Yes! Here. 324 00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:07,413 What am I supposed to do with this? 325 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:10,275 If that bitch comes at me, you hit her with that. 326 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,551 Ma, you want me to hit the girl with a pot? 327 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,482 Nigga, you got my back or don't you? 328 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,172 I always got your back, Mom, but...come on! 329 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,275 Like, this is driving me insane, living here with you. 330 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,448 - Come on, you got me-- - Yeah, okay. 331 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:22,379 -hitting people with pots and pans? 332 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,241 Get your insane ass in the car. 333 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:26,103 - Come on, let's go! - Okay. 334 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,655 - Now, John. - I'm goin'! 335 00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:35,931 That way, fool. 336 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,137 I thought the door was that way. 337 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,241 Hurry the fuck up! 338 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:47,172 Come in, shit. 339 00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:51,482 Hey. 340 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:52,482 Hi. 341 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,103 Uh, Tom's in the shower. 342 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:55,551 Oh, I can wait outside. 343 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,103 No, no, um--oh, he has some wine over there 344 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,931 for you to drink or whatever. 345 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,413 Oh, sure! 346 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,379 Oh, okay, I guess I should pour it, then? 347 00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,241 That's the only way you're gonna drink it. 348 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,620 Uh, the wine opener? 349 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:22,103 In the drawer over by the coffee pot. 350 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:27,068 You know, it's good we didn't actually go out. 351 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,137 Is that right? 352 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,137 Yeah, I wouldn't have liked you. 353 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,827 You're an asshole. 354 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:34,517 - Really? - It's the truth. 355 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,896 Well, you didn't waste any time goin' after Tom. 356 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,344 Okay, you want to know the truth? 357 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:44,344 I always liked Tom. I just wasn't sure he liked me. 358 00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:46,689 Oh, okay! So you asked him about me. 359 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:47,965 Yeah. 360 00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,931 Right, 'cause that makes sense, got it. 361 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,344 Oh, cool. 362 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:56,482 But what? You didn't like me? 363 00:16:56,586 --> 00:17:00,551 No. I mean, you're cute, but... 364 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,103 But? 365 00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,827 In a boyish kind of way. 366 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,586 - Is that right? - Yes, darling. 367 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,896 I'm more into men. 368 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,172 Okay, dear. 369 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,206 Who the hell could that possibly be? 370 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:26,275 Um, I'm... 371 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,551 I'm so sorry. 372 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,034 I came over just to say I'm sorry. 373 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:32,931 Now is not the best time, actually. 374 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:35,965 Oh, uh... Do you have company? 375 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,689 Hi. 376 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,172 Oh, I'm not his company. 377 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,137 I'm waiting for Tom. 378 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:44,655 Oh, okay, well, um, I wasn't staying. 379 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,206 Oh no, you should stay. 380 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:49,827 Oh, no, no, no, it's-- it's fine. 381 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,379 Wait, are you drinking my wine? 382 00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:54,068 What? Oh, this is yours? 383 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,310 Yeah, I bought it for Greg. 384 00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:59,793 Well, I mean, he-- 385 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,172 Listen, Tom had it out, okay? 386 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,448 I--it wasn't--it wasn't up to me. 387 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,758 Oh, okay. Is he--is he here? 388 00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:11,310 Yeah, he's back in the shower, taking forever. 389 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,517 - Oh. - So are you...you good? 390 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,000 You done? 391 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,275 Don't be an asshole. 392 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:17,620 I'm not being an asshole, I'm just-- 393 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,655 -Girl, he's an asshole. - Hey, nobody's-- 394 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:22,241 Yeah, I'm starting to see that more and more these days. 395 00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:23,620 All right. 396 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,275 She came to apologize to you, Greg. 397 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,517 - Thank you! - Wait, what you do? 398 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,758 Oh, I was a little bit of an asshole to him earlier today. 399 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,344 Oh, is that right why you were so pissy with me? 400 00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:33,896 - Don't say "pissy". - Oh, wait. 401 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,137 Was he that way with you too? 402 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,620 - Yeah. - Oh, okay! 403 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,827 Well, then, maybe it's not just me! 404 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:40,586 It ain't you, girl. 405 00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:43,034 Are y'all--are y'all finished? Like, you sittin' down, this-- 406 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,689 No. We're just getting started. 407 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:45,689 - Mm-hmm. - Actually. 408 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,448 Okay. 409 00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,862 -Hi. - Hi. 410 00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:51,241 Oh, hey, Darla. 411 00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:53,241 Hi, James Bond! 412 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,758 How are you doing? 413 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:58,000 Wow. You ready? 414 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,655 - Yes. - All right. 415 00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,206 - Okay, see you guys. - See you, now. 416 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,241 - All right. - Bye! 417 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,896 Have fun. 418 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:07,827 It was nice meeting you, Darla. 419 00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:09,310 Oh, it was great meeting you too, beautiful. 420 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,068 Of course. Great taste in wine, by the way. 421 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,793 - Thank you. -Thank you! 422 00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,482 Oh, it was my wine. 423 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,620 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No worries, it's totally fine. 424 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,448 - No, I'll buy you a new one. - You don't have to, but thanks. 425 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,034 I got you. All right, you guys have fun. 426 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,241 Bye. 427 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:30,344 They look so cute. 428 00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:33,172 You can go too. 429 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:34,758 Damn. 430 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,689 Okay. 431 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,275 Oh. Hi, Miss Alice. 432 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:03,413 Don't you play crazy with me. 433 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,172 What do you mean? Hey, John. 434 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:07,793 Don't talk to him. 435 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,413 What's the matter? 436 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:12,655 I'mma tell you one time, and then I'mma fuck you up. 437 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,000 Miss Alice! 438 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:17,206 Why in the hell did you tear up my place like that? 439 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,413 What? 440 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,793 Don't act like you didn't hear me. 441 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,758 I didn't do anything to your place. 442 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,931 I knew she was gonna play dumb, Ma. 443 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,586 No, what makes y'all say that? 444 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:29,517 - Show her the damn picture. - What? 445 00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:36,206 Oh my god. Who did that? 446 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,310 Don't act... 447 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:41,172 Are you serious? Don't play dumb, Littia. 448 00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:42,896 I don't know what you're talking about. 449 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,413 - I really don't. - I knew you was gonna say that. 450 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,241 I knew you wasn't gonna be honest. 451 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,862 Look, where's my damn vibrator!? 452 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:53,620 Ma, we're not come in here to talk about a vibrator! 453 00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,344 We come in to talk about why our house is messed up. 454 00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:56,655 I want Larry. 455 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,137 You can buy another one of those, okay? 456 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:00,413 Ugh! You shouldn't even be using them. 457 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:02,379 - Where is it? -Ma-- 458 00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,206 I don't know what you're talking about! 459 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,931 - You sure about that? - Yes, I promise! 460 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:09,034 Yeah, okay. 461 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:12,206 Don't let me find out that you stole my shit. 462 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,241 I swear I didn't. 463 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:15,862 Yeah, okay. 464 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,448 Okay. 465 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,172 I'm telling you the truth. 466 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:22,482 Yeah, well, I know how to find out. 467 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:24,862 - Well, what you gonna do? - I'mma torch your ass. 468 00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:26,517 Wait, what? 469 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,310 Yeah, you better look behind you every damn chance you get. 470 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,344 Miss-- 471 00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:30,724 'Cause I'm gonna be on that ass! 472 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,793 Wait, Miss Alice, listen to me. 473 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,034 I did not do it. 474 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:42,379 Well, you're gonna pay for some other shit that you didn't do. 475 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,379 I already paid my time. 476 00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:45,827 Not for this crime! 477 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,310 John, will you please tell your mother 478 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,275 that I did not do it? 479 00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:52,034 I ain't got nothin' to say. 480 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,517 You know I wouldn't do that! 481 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:55,206 No, I don't know you wouldn't do that. 482 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,758 - I don't know you! - Really, John? 483 00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:59,241 What you mean, really? I don't know you like that! 484 00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:00,620 Okay, so y'all just think 485 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:03,965 I'm just this crazy-ass lunatic, huh? 486 00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:06,034 - Well, yes. - That's exactly what I thought. 487 00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:09,758 Okay, okay, you know what? Y'all need to leave. 488 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,068 - Come on, Ma, let's go. - Yeah. 489 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:14,344 - I ain't goin' anywhere! - Ma, let's go, okay? 490 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:17,344 Y'all really need to leave before I get upset. 491 00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,000 You don't scare me. 492 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:21,241 I am really getting upset! 493 00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:22,551 Ma, let's go, come on, let's go! 494 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,620 - No, I'll cut a bitch. - I know you will, Ma-- 495 00:22:24,724 --> 00:22:26,793 Mm-hmm, and slice her into my motherfucking blender. 496 00:22:26,896 --> 00:22:27,965 I understand that, Ma, let's just go. 497 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:30,551 - Y'all need to leave! - Ma, let's go, okay? 498 00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:32,517 - Come on, you heard me. - Who the hell you talkin' to? 499 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:33,482 - Hey, hey! - I'm talkin' to you. 500 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,827 You better get out of my face. 501 00:22:34,931 --> 00:22:36,379 - Aw, no, you don't-- - Ma, you done go there! 502 00:22:36,482 --> 00:22:37,551 Do your thing. 503 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:39,241 - I'll tell you what. - What? 504 00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:41,413 I will get on that ass. 505 00:22:41,517 --> 00:22:45,379 Get yo ass out my fucking job, 506 00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:47,862 please, now, bitch. 507 00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:51,827 You don't know what you fucking just did. 508 00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:57,206 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 509 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,655 Oh, oh...shit! 35337

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