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I should kick your fucking ass.

Previously on "Bruh"...

-That hurt! - Whoa!

- Oh shoot! - God! Oh!

- I'm into her. - Even though there may

be something in between you two, if you know what I'm saying...

Grow up, man!

You gonna take this damn pill.

- I can't do that. - Lift up your tongue, bitch.

- Security! - You're gonna make love to me?

- If that's what you want. -Yeah, that's

- what I want. - He said he can make you

orgasm just by looking in his eyes.

Which one? He look like

he fuckin' cross-eyed.

Why don't you go take a cold shower?

- Jesus. - Damn.

My mom know better. Damn shame.

Yeah, man. I need talk to y'all.

I need the bruhs. This shit is crazy.

What's crazy?

How did you get in here?

I'm sorry, did I scare you?

Yes, you scared me!

Yeah, I've been known for that.

I have to learn how to make some noise

- when I move around. - Yeah. Knock, sing, something!

What's up? What you doing here?

Your mama let me in.

This is some bullshit.

No, she said as soon as Mr. Blinkers

came over that you would come here, so she told me

to wait here for you.

With a damn knife?

Oh! No, I got hungry. I was making a sandwich.

- You was makin' a sandwich? - Yeah, she said

I could eat here. All I have to do is pay her.

Okay, can you put the knife down, please?

Put the knife... Just put the knife down, Littia.

Can you put the knife down, please?

- Okay. - Put it down.

Okay, move your hand. Move your...

- Put the knife down... - You said move my hand!

Put the knife down first! Okay?

Thank you. Move!

What's wrong with you? Why are you just sitting here

with a knife and no sandwich? Ain't nothing around you!

It's over there. I was waiting for you, baby.

- You wanna sit down, baby? - No.

I don't know why my life is like this.

-Like what? - Like this!

Hey, hey, hey!

Stand there, stand there. No, we good.

- Baby, come on... - Listen...

...did I do something wrong?

I don't really know how to tell you this.

Just--just say it, John.

You know what? You're right.

- Yeah. - Okay, you're right. Listen.

Look, I know you don't like me.

- Do you really know that? - Yeah.

Okay, that's a good start. I didn't think you knew that.

Whew! Okay...

And I know that you don't want to have a baby with me.

No, I don't wanna have a baby with you.

- Okay, cool. - Cool?

Yeah. But you didn't have

to be so mean about it.

What do you mean, mean? Like, how was I mean?

You said you don't like me.

And that is rude as shit.

Littia, I tried to give you it

in different ways and you wasn't gettin' it any other way.

Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.

I just don't get how you can just sleep with me

and then just dump me.

I don't know if you forgot, you came on to me.

Okay, I know that! But you took it.

- You gave it to me. - Okay, okay.

- You literally gave it to me. - Hmm, okay, yeah.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry for taking it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see what kind

- of man you are. - What are you talking about?

I'm not no... What you mean, type of man I am?

You know what, John? You're just like my fuckin' ex.

What the... Littia, I'm not him.

- I don't... Calm down. - Yeah, yeah, you are.

Don't tell me to fuckin' calm down 'cause you

- ain't seen me upset yet. - I ain't trying

to get you upset. I'm just trying to talk to you!

Ooh, it's too fucking late for that.

Okay. No sudden movements. I ain't moving.

Where you going? What?

You ain't seen sorry yet, buddy.

Wait! What you... You don't wanna talk?

- You just wait. - We can talk.

No, I don't wanna fucking talk to you no more.

The windows is fucking shaking.

Man, she gonna kill my ass.

I'm gonna fucking die!

I didn't even get. She gonna fuckin kill me.

♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ With the help from my homies ♪

♪ I'm going up with my bruhs ♪

♪ 'Cause we're going up and going up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Going up, going up

♪ Going up

♪ Going up, we're going up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Going up and going up with the bruhs ♪♪

- Good morning. - Good morning.

How are you?

I'm, uh, I'm good. I'm sorry about last night.

Well, that's all right. Hmm.

Now I know why my daughter's all over you.

- Excuse me? - Hmm?

Uh, nothing. Um, I'm gonna go ahead

and head to work.

Don't you work from home?

Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and work

from a site we're designing.

Oh, okay.

You want some breakfast?

No, I'm all right. I'll get some on the way.

- Thank you. - Where's your wife?

She's in there asleep.

Well, did you tell her you were leaving?

No, I'll call her from the site.

No, no, no, no, no.

Wife needs to say goodbye to her husband.

No, it's all right. I'll call her.

No, it's not. Gina! Get up!

Gina!

-Huh? - Your husband is leaving.

Uh, okay.

And you not up making breakfast?

I didn't even know he was leaving, Mom.

He said he's going to work.

- But you work from home. - That's what I said.

I...I know. I do. But...

So, what's going on?

I'm gonna work from a site we're designing today.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Well, have a good day. - All right, you too.

Well, ain't you gonna kiss her goodbye?

Uh, nah...

What?

It's kinda a morning breath thing.

You know, she ain't really hit that toothbrush yet.

Boy!

Look, love is love. Go on and kiss her.

Ah, I'm gonna pass on that one.

Well, I ain't never seen no shit like this before

in my life. Kiss her!

Yes, ma'am.

- Aw, ain't that sweet? - No, it's actually bitter.

Boy, go to work!

Yeah, all right.

Y'all ain't gonna say I love you?

- I love you, baby. - I love you, too.

- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.

All right, you have a good day.

- You, too. - Okay.

- Bye. -Bye.

Bye-bye.

Hmm. What the hell is wrong with him?

- Ma, it's a lot. - What do you mean?

You know, you kinda saw him naked.

Yeah. I see why you want him.

- Ma, please don't do that. - Mm, I mean, he is hung.

Okay, that is not something I wanna discuss with you.

He had it in both hands, it was popping out

- on the side... - All right,

that's quite enough.

Girl, come on. Shit, we talk about everything.

Yeah, but... That is not the reason

why he's a good man, okay?

Yeah. And he ain't ready to be one.

- What you mean? - No. He's not. I can see it.

He is ready to run.

Yeah, I know.

And what the hell you doing about it?

I mean, I'm just waiting for him to tell me, really.

Why?

I mean, as soon as he tells me then I can move on.

That's how you really feel?

Yeah.

Baby, sometimes you can wait on the other person

to say, let's break up. And before you know it,

10 years have passed.

You better get on it.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

You want something to eat?

- No, I'm gonna go back to bed. - What?

Girl, get up and clean this house.

Why?

Lord, I got to tell you how to be a good wife?

- No wonder that man wants out. - Mama!

- I'm just saying. - I'm going back to sleep.

Trifling. Taught you better than that.

-Ma! - I don't know

who child you are.

Get up, girl! I ain't playing with you!

Hey! Good morning.

Good morning.

You uh, you wanna carpool?

Uh, yeah. What time you going in?

- 11. - Oh, no,

- I gotta be there at nine. - Ah, right on.

Hey, man.

Uh, how was that date last night?

It was, uh, it was cool. It was cool.

- It was cool. - It was cool.

What does that mean?

I mean, uh, it was cool, like, I like her.

We had a good time.

Okay, that's good, man. Good for you.

- You think so? - Yeah, of course.

Well, John doesn't think so.

Who cares what John thinks, all right?

I mean, well, John's like the rest of the world, man.

We're the odd ones out here.

Yeah, well, you gotta do what works for you.

Okay, man, if I'm being 100% honest with you, like,

I'm a little confused. All right?

Okay, confused about what?

- Like, what if I can't do it? - What do you mean?

I mean, like if we get into it and I can't get my mind

off the fact that's she's trans.

Okay, well, why are you rushing into it?

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not rushing.

I just, I feel the moment coming, you know?

Okay. So are you attracted to her, like, sexually?

Yeah. Yeah. When it's just me and her,

I'm there with her. Like, I want it, you know?

Okay. And then?

But then I just can't get my mind off of it.

- Okay. - Like, I just can't stop

thinking about who she was before or, like,

what she used to be.

- Hmm. - You know?

I got it. So have you talked to her about that?

Yeah, man. Okay, like, I like her, man.

I do. She's cool. I really like her.

But I don't know if I can do it.

Like, I don't know if I want this to go any further

than where we are right now.

Look, I don't know a lot. But what I do know,

honesty's always best.

- Yeah, man, I hear you, man. -Yeah, I know you do.

I'll get it.

- Yo, what's up? -Hey.

How you doing?

What are you doing here this early?

Right.

Can I work from here?

What? What do you mean?

Look, I got a deadline and I just need some space.

Uh, well, yeah, bro. Of course.

Whoa, what's wrong with your place?

Yeah, that's a good question.

Regina's mom is there, yo.

Oh, well, that's nice.

Look, I know your mom is sick and you guys got

this nice close relationship, but that's not

- everybody's mom situation... - Okay, Bill, yeah, yeah,

that's not fair. Don't do that.

All right, look. All I'm saying is

- this lady ain't nice. - I mean, that's her mom, man.

Like, get used to it, you know? Enjoy her.

Enjoy her? Okay.

Yeah, see, y'all niggas trying to play me.

Y'all some mama boys, so y'all...no, hm-mm.

No, no, no. He's just saying enjoy the time

- that you have with her. - That's all I'm saying.

How long she gonna be there anyways?

- Forever. - Bruh, you exaggerate.

No. No. She just moved in, y'all.

- Wait. What? - Yes.

She brought her country-ass bags and everything.

You should have seen. They're heavy as hell.

- And she didn't tell you? - No.

So you're saying Regina didn't mention anything at all?

- Hell no. - Okay, well,

- that's a little messed up. - That's kinda messed up.

No, my hairline's messed up. That shit is betrayal.

I mean, your hairline betrayed you, too, but...

I don't know what you want us to do, man.

Like, get used to it. I mean, have fun.

Okay. So can I work here or what?

Yeah, man, you got it. You know that.

All right. Appreciate it. Cool.

All right, well, I'm about to head out.

- Okay. -Yeah.

I gotta hit the gym, too, but I'm gonna, uh,

- this place will be all yours. - All right. I appreciate that.

Matter of fact, here, you can work right over here.

- Okay, cool. - I'll see y'all later.

- All right, man. - Take it easy.

- All right, bro. - All right, then.

Yeah, let me just clear this off for you.

I appreciate you, dawg.

Of course, man. Um, yeah, you can just work...

This is big enough, right?

Yeah, yeah. No, this works perfect.

Good.

Look, man. What the hell am I gonna do?

- About what? - About her?

Well, look, man. I think...

Look, I'm gonna get it annulled, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

Yep, it's the only option.

Okay, hold up. Stop.

I'm gonna tell you what I just told Greg

about five minutes ago. First thing you need to do

is be honest. That's the answer.

There you go with that. And why'd you tell him

to be honest?

He's dating somebody, he's got a situation going on.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that, uh, trans woman.

Oh, you know about that?

Yeah, John came through the other night

and we was talking about her.

Ah, yeah. Makes sense.

-Have you seen her? - Yeah, yeah. She looks good.

I mean, she's nice.

Okay. Well, I mean, shit.

This is Atlanta. He need to get out,

spread his wings, you know? Try a little bit of everything.

You know? Too young to be settling down again.

Yeah, like you wanna do, right?

Why the hell did I get married?

Huh? I shouldn't be doing this, man.

Yeah, um, we kinda knew that, right?

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make her happy

after messing up the wedding and everything.

I had to do something.

Like giving up your own happiness.

There you go with that fortune cookie wisdom shit.

I'm just saying, man. Hey, but listen.

Talk to that woman. She gonna understand.

- No, she ain't. Not again. -Well you can

give it a shot, either way. I gotta go.

All right. All right. Appreciate you letting me

use your crib.

Yeah, man. Make yourself at home.

You got it. All right, bro.

Hey.

That dude gone from the house?

Yes. He was amazing.

Ma, I don't need to hear about that.

I'm not your friend. I'm your son.

Don't talk about your excursions with me.

What's wrong with you?

Littia gonna kill me.

Oh, please remind me to send her a thank you card.

Ma, I'm serious. Okay?

Like, my life is about to be gone and you playing.

Okay, okay, so what happened?

You left her here last night.

I know. You like that?

No, I don't like it, Ma. I was telling her

I wasn't interested in her and she tried...

Tried to kill you.

Why you saying it and smiling at the same time

- like it's a good thing? - Okay, I'm sorry.

Ma, I know you not.

Aw, hell, boy. I see it didn't work.

Your ass still here.

Not for long.

Shit, there go my chance of happiness.

Ma, what are you talking about?

I have a $25,000 insurance policy on you.

That's all I'm worth to you?

- No, you're worth 300. - Okay.

But I'm gonna spend that on the funeral.

The rest, liposuction and a titty lift.

And oh yeah, Vegas, here I come.

Something wrong with you. That's low.

My life about to be gone and you sitting here talking

about what you gonna do after I'm gone.

I'm sorry, Son.

That's always been my retirement plan.

You know what? Never mind...

You have a customer.

Ma, you got a customer. I'm about to call the police.

For what?

I'm gonna get a restraining order on her.

She ain't done shit yet.

Not yet, but she will.

Oh, you really think she gonna do something to you?

Ma, yes, I think so.

Well damn, man up. Hit the bitch.

Is something wrong with you? Did you--Ma, you're the worst.

You gonna tell me to hit a woman.

Ah, I just keep shit real. That's all.

Okay, that's what you call it? Keeping it real?

Yeah. 'Cause that's exactly what it is.

I'm 'bout to call the police.

Boy, you go on and call the police.

I am.

Yeah, see, we didn't let the police in our shit

back in the day. We handled our own shit.

Yeah, okay, Ma. You always tell me

what y'all did back in the biblical day, right?

Okay, what the hell that mean?

Nothing, Ma. It don't mean nothing.

Mm-hmm. So you gonna call the police?

Yes, I am gonna call the police.

Yeah. You better get two

restraining orders then.

Why would I get two restraining orders?

'Cause if your ass call me old again,

she ain't gonna be the only one trying to kill your ass.

Okay, Ma. Whatever. I'm not about to do this.

- Well, you the one with the... - I'm with the what?

- Attitude, motherfucker. - I'm 'bout to die!

That's why I got an attitude. What you mean?

If your life was threatened, you would have an attitude, too.

Help the goddamn customer! Sorry, y'all.

Ma, I'm calling the police!

- You help the customer! - It's a family thing.

♪ Cut me different ♪

♪ I never thought we were all that time ♪

♪ Ain't it funny how quick it changes ♪

How did it go?

Girl, don't ask.

What happened?

Well, my mother saw him naked.

- Girl, no. - Yes.

She came outta her room and he was right there.

- Bam. Just... - Oh, no.

- ...hard as a rock. - Ugh.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, well, we couldn't have sex because she was

in the other room, so he was just begging,

and begging...

- I love it. - I don't. What?

Okay, well, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

But I know he doesn't want to be with me.

Are you sure?

Not married. Okay, let me rephrase it.

He wants to have his cake and eat it, too.

-Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. There's that.

I know that.

They're literally all the same, Regina.

How is Mike?

Stubborn as hell.

Girl...

I just wanna see him through this.

Aw. You love him.

I do.

But I don't wanna do the crazy shit.

Well, I don't, either. So I know you don't.

Yeah, so as long as he continues outpatient treatment,

I'll be there for him. But if he doesn't...

Well, I think that's smart. Yeah.

Okay, girl. Come on. Let's order.

I'm tired of talking about these men.

Okay, you right, you right. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, but wait, one more thing.

I know that Bill is up to something.

- How do you know? - Girl, I know him. I can tell.

Okay, well, this should be good.

For who? Not him, 'cause he

got the wrong one. I'm telling you right now.

All right, let's just order.

Okay, okay, okay. You're right, you're right.

What you getting?

- Y'all back so soon? - Oh, I'm sorry.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm Claudia. Is this Tom Brooks' apartment?

Yeah, it is. But he's not here at the moment.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm actually here to clean it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, don't mind me. I'll just get started.

Great, yeah. Do your thing.

Wow. Shit.

What?

Um, I'm sorry, but you are beautiful.

Thank you.

I didn't know housekeepers could look like you.

That's offensive.

Um, I'm sorry.

I actually own the cleaning company.

We do offices and apartments. And I'm short-handed today,

so here I am on the job.

I love that.

What's that?

I mean, you own the company, but you're not afraid

to get your hands dirty.

No. No, I'm not.

That's a great quality to have.

Well, if you don't mind, I won't be in your way.

Okay, no you won't. not at all.

I'll start in the bedroom.

Okay, don't let me distract you.

Uh, do you need help with anything?

Oh, no. I got it.

Okay.

Well, if you do ever need your place cleaned,

we are the best.

- Oh yeah? -Yeah. Here.

There you go.

Thank you.

Sure. Excuse me.

Do your thing.

Ooh. Focus, focus, focus, Bill.

- Did your ass call the police? - Yes, Ma. Okay?

They told me I need to come down there.

Well, go on and do it with your bitch ass.

- Yeah, okay, Ma. Whatever. - I mean, I mean it.

What the fuck?