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- What I'ma do?
- I told your black ass,

- I got it.
-Previously on Bruh.

- Bill's Natalie?
- Yeah, Bill's Natalie.

She works at the
outpatient place.

Don't have sex with her.

It's so good to see you.
How are you?

- Well, I'm good now.
- Even better.

You can get closer to her.

I don't want to get
closer to her.

Shh.

Did you fuck my son
without a rubber?

- Yes.
- You gonna take this damn pill.

Swallow it.

What if I was curious
about having sex with you?

Oh, shit.

I should kick your
fucking ass.

What? Why would you kick
my ass? This changed real quick.

Because you were
an asshole.

Oh, I was young.

Okay, well, it
doesn't matter.

All those gay jokes you
and your friends made,

- that shit wasn't funny.
- Wait.

- You're right.
- This is John, John?

Yeah, he's one of the guys
I was telling you about

- from college.
- Yo, that's messed up, man.

Yeah, chill out, man.
I'm sorry, I was young.

No, no, fuck sorry, nigga.
What?

Greg, calm yo' ass down.

John no, no, that's not funny,
man. That's messed up.

I was a kid. I was young.
I'm sorry. I did not mean that.

What, how, what?
That doesn't make it okay, man.

- What's wrong with you?
- Bro, I said I was sorry, okay.

Don't say sorry to
me, sorry to her.

Hey, I'm sorry, Darren.

- Darla, nigga.
- My bad, my bad.

- What's wrong with you?
- I'm sorry.

I'm trying to switch it.
Darla, forgive me, I'm so sorry.

- No, no, it's fine.
- You know what?

Matter of fact, actually,
why don't you come at her now?

- Huh?
- Wait.

No, like you were talking all
big stuff when you were a kid.

- Why don't you come at her now?
- I was a kid. Did you just hear

- what you just said? I was a kid.
- Nope, don't matter. Just come

- at her, bro.
- Greg,

- Why are you gonna tell me--
- No! The way that he was--

I was young. Okay, it was--
I was young. I didn't know.

- I'm not tryna hear this.
- He's, he's, he's right.

- Let's just let it go.
- As emotional as you were, no.

You gonna hold me
accountable to something

- I said when I was a kid?
- Like, just, just come at her.

- Bro, get off me, man.
- Just come at her.

I ain't gonna come at her.
Oh, shoot.

Ow.

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That's not funny.

Y'all better be glad,
y'all better be glad.

I'm gonna let you get
that one 'cause you--

Um, you know, I'm,
um, I'm gonna go home.

That was really great.

That was great that
you flipped me. That was funny.

My back hurt now.
You gotta flip in.

- Greg, I'm gonna kick yo' ass.
- It shoulda been yo' ass.

- It was my ass.
- Uh.

- I'll see you later, okay.
- Thank you for defending me.

I will always defend you.
I got your back.

You know what?

- I'll see you later, alright.
- Oh, okay.

- See you later.
- See you later.

- See you later, later Darla.
- Oh, bye John. Ice your back.

Ice your back.

You're an asshole,
you know that?

First of all, I just told
you I was young. Okay?

- I don't care.
- I didn't understand it. Okay?

It doesn't matter.
It doesn't make it right, man.

- She was really hurt by that.
- I understand that.

Dude, you go tell the kid
that grew up in the hood

that don't know, we was
ignorant to that shit.

Ignorant, yes. That's best
word for it. You're ignorant.

Yeah, cool, we can
acknowledge that.

I was ignorant. I know now.
You're talking about a kid.

Okay, whatever, cool.
I'm glad that we're

understanding about that.
Cool, good.

You gonna push me into her.

I'm gonna kick yo',
I'm gonna get you back.

Wait, what are you doin' here
anyway? What do you want?

What's, what's up?

You be acting like this your
house. I came here to see Tom.

- Well, Tom's not here.
- Okay.

So, come back when he is.

I'm glad I got here.
I got here right in time.

What are you, right
in time for what?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, 'cause you was about
to walk over to the dark side.

John, what are
you doing here?

All I'm saying, bro, you
just got out of a marriage.

You in Atlanta.
There's a lot of women, man.

I just don't want
you to settle, bro.

- I'm trying to look out for you.
- I'm not, I'm not settling.

- Are you into this?
- I'm into her.

Really?
So, you into her?

Even though there maybe
something in between you two,

- if you know what I'm saying?
- Grow up, man. Come on.

It's gonna keep you from
getting close. It's gonna stop

you. You don't see it?
It's gonna stop you.

You gonna be trying to hug her
and it's gonna stop

- you at some point.
- You just told you were better

since you were a kid. Now,
you're saying the same stupid

- shit you was saying before.
- No, I'm not saying

the same stupid shit.
I'm asking you,

are you okay with it?
If that's what you're

okay with then that's fine.
Okay, that's what I'm asking.

- I'm good.
- Okay.

- Now, what?
- I don't know.

- We clear.
- Yes, we're clear.

- So?
- We straight.

If that's you, if you
good, I'm good.

Good, I'm good.
It ain't no judgmental thing.

So, you can go.

I'mma wait for Tom.
That's what we do.

Well, Tom's not here.
So, how about you come

back when he is here?
Alright?

Well, if you, me and Tom
have a understanding that

- I stay here, if he not here.
- Alright, cool.

- Well, chill out or whatever.
- Okay, cool.

Hey, can I have some,
can I have the rest of this?

Yeah, have it. Eat it.
I don't care.

You gonna take the wine?
You stingy bastard.

Let me in the wine too.
Who, was this yours or hers?

- Does it matter?
- I guess it don't, huh?

I didn't, I wasn't trying
to offend nobody.

You didn't offend me, man.
You offended her.

I wasn't trying to, bro.
Seriously.

- Well, you did.
- I didn't know. I was young.

I'm grown. It's something that
I didn't understand. Okay?

- Just talk to Tom, man.
- Where you going?

-Out.
-To her place?

- Nigga.
- I was just asking.

- Shut up, John.
- Okay.

- Shut up, man.
- I was just curious.

Maybe you, you said you
wanna go to the dark side.

It ain't the dark side, but,
I don't know what to say.

I'm just confused.

Ms. Alice,
you really can leave.

What's wrong with you?

- I like John.
- Girl, how many times

I gotta tell you,
you don't know him?

- One too many.
- Take the pill.

I can't do that.

Okay, fine.

- Okay, thank you.
- Mmhmm.

So, I'll see you later.

Yeah, I didn't
wanna do this.

You gonna take
this damn pill.

- Ms. Alice, I can't do that.
- Yes.

- No.
- Yes.

- Mm-mm, I'm sorry.
- Open your mouth.

- Huh?
- Lift up your tongue, bitch.

- Security.
- I got yo' damn security.

- You're hurting me.
- Take this damn pill.

- No, no.
- Lift your tongue up.

- Okay, okay.
- Here.

Let me see your hand.

Hold them damn
hands up, girl.

Lift up your tongue.

Now, swallow.

- Drink this.
- I can't drink that.

That's liquor.
I just took a pill.

You know I do that
shit all the time. Hurry up.

Thank you.

Oh, wait,
whose drink was that?

- Hell, I don't know.
- Why would you give me that?

You needed something,
to clear your throat.

I can't believe you
just made me do that.

You'll thank me later.

You think so?

Yeah.

If you really like John
that much, get to know him.

You think so?

Well, have you seen
wake up in the morning?

- Yeah, he's kinda cute.
- See, you on that shit.

No I'm not.
He is.

Imagine a baby waking
up looking like that.

Ms. Alice.

Shit, I can't do that
to nobody's baby.

Yeah, because I won't be
having one now, thanks to you.

Well, if you like
John that much

take your time and
get to know him.

- I can't.
- Why?

Because I'm not pregnant.

That don't make no sense.

Yeah it does, because
if I was pregnant

then he would be forced
to have to deal with me

but now I'm not,
so it's like--

Okay, that's the stupidest
shit I ever heard.

You don't get pregnant
for no man's attention.

Well, you know I
was locked up.

Yeah we know about that.
Mmhmm.

And ever since I got out,
I found out that

I have to compete
with these, these instahoes.

Girl, stop right there.

I'm beginning to believe
you really like John.

I do.
But he don't like me.

Mmm.

- What does that mean?
- Maybe he doesn't.

Really?

I don't know but
you scary as shit.

- Am I?
- Yeah, but what you pulled

with this damn
morning after pill...

Yeah, my bad.

Why don't you take your
time and get to know him?

Will you put in a good
word for me?

Yeah, if you put
in a good word for me

with him over there.

Who?

That motherfucker is fine.

Oh, okay.
I got you, Ms. Alice.

Yeah, yeah, go on
over there now and tell him.

- Like, right now?
- Yeah, yeah, right now.

- Yeah, and fix me a drink.
- Oh, okay.

Well, I'ma have to
go get the drink first.

- How much is that shit?
- That's just 14 dollars.

Oh, fuck that.
I'll wait til I get home.

- Okay, well, suit yourself.
- In the meantime,

- go on over there and get him.
- Alright.

- Well, hurry up, bitch.
- Oh, oh, okay.

Alright, thank you.
Bye.

So, they had you
in the program?

They had me in the
program with like chefs

started working out,
you know, swimming.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, man.

- How was the food?
- It was, I mean, it was mad

- decent. It was decent.
- All gourmet.

- It was gourmet.
- Man, dude, like that, huh?

- Like that.
- It's good for you, man.

Yeah, man, good for me.

Let me ask you
something real quick.

- Hmm?
- Um, why are you here?

What do you mean?

I'm just, you know,
I'm trying to go to sleep.

You're here, I'm tired.

Oh, bruh, I'm just,
I'm just hanging. I thought--

Yeah? You're just trying
to look out for me?

Naw,
no, no, I wasn't doing that.

- No?
- No.

Okay, 'cause I
appreciate it, but I don't,

- I don't need that tonight.
- No, I totally get it, bro.

- I swear I'm not. I'm just--
- Good, good.

I mean, if you did need that,
of course, I'm here for you.

- Whatever you need.
- Thanks.

I appreciate it, but I-I-I-I
don't need that.

Okay, cool.
I mean, truth is man,

I know this is kinda awkward
but I just--

Greg has somebody
at the house right now,

so I'm just trying to
give him some space.

- I see.
- Yeah.

- Okay, Greg.
- I guess.

But um, we about to...
about to have

the same little situation here.

- What do you mean?
- Pam just pulled up.

- Oh, she did?
- Mmhmm, so, you know...

- Yeah, yeah, okay I get it.
- Well, thank you.

- I'll take that.
- Yeah.

Don't mean to be rude about it
but I will see you tomorrow.

- My bad, cool, got you.
- Yeah, a'ight.

- Thanks, man.
- Peace.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Bye.

Wait, how's your mom?

She's, uh, she's
actually doing better. Thanks.

- Thanks for asking.
- Okay, good.

- Alright, see you guys.
- By-bye, Tom.

See you, man.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- You're late.
- I know.

I wanted to make sure
you wanted to see me.

Of course I
wanna see you.

How did it go?

It was, um...

What?

It was, um...

Uh, it was...

What?

It was lonely.

I can't lie.

Yeah, I can see
how that can be.

Yeah, how so?

Well, you know,
you're used to being

with all these women
and you had to lock it down.

Man, come on with that.

You know I'm
telling the truth.

Yeah, you're right.

None of them made
me feel like you do.

Damn.

What?

I don't know.
I like this new Mike.

Don't start.

What are we doing?

Don't start teasing
me and shit.

I'm not doing that.
And, and don't feel like that.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

But I'm, I'm really
glad to see you.

Are you?

Yes.

And I'm really glad
you're here.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

And my body's missed you.

Mmhmm.

Say no more.

You're gonna make
love to me?

If that's what you want.

- Yeah, that's what I want.
- Yeah.

- What?
- You been drinking?

- No.
- I can taste it.

I mean, I had a glass
of wine at dinner.

Yeah, well...

Oh.

Shit, I'm, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, it's, it's okay.
I don't have a problem drinking.

- You know, it's just--
- That you don't wanna taste it.

No, every time,
you know,

we went for it,
we were drinking.

- Not in the mornings.
- Yeah,

but we were still feeling it
from the night before.

Okay, well, then
don't kiss me.

What fun is that?

You don't know?

- You wanna show me?
- Yeah, I would, yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Come on, undo your pants,
walk to the bedroom.

Oh shit, okay.

Oh okay. Alright.
That's, that's it now.

That's, woo, ah.

- Oh, hey!
- Hey.

Who is this?

Oh, I don't know
what his name is.

- He don't talk?
- No, he uses his eyes.

It's a form of meditation
he was telling me about.

What kind of weird
shit is that?

I think he's cute.

You think the way this
nigga is looking is cute?

Yeah, sexy.

This nigga is blinking,
and okay.

- Mmm, I'm getting wet.
- Okay, Ma, please?

You need to keep that
to yourself, okay? I'm tired.

I had a long day.

Like, you and Mr. Blinky Man,
whoever this nigga is,

- y'all need to go somewhere else.
- Oh no, I'm not.

- This is my house.
- Ma, please?

Uh-uh, and I wanna have one
of his blink sessions. Mmhmm.

He said he can make you orgasm
just by looking in his eyes.

Which one? He look like he
fucking crosseyed.

I don't know,
but I'm gonna try

to focus on one of 'em
while they on top of me.

Okay, I'm not--
Mom, please?

It's not funny. Ugh.

Aw, hush.

Here, go ahead in
my room and get ready.

-He is remedial.
- Thank you, Big Daddy.

- This gonna be fun.
- You're awful.

Mmhmm. Momma got to cut back
the jungle on Christy.

- That, you like that?
- Yeah.

There's something
wrong with him.

Ain't nothing wrong
with him.

Watch, the police
gonna come get you. You sitting

here messing with people
that ain't got it all, watch.

His momma, somebody--
he belongs to a nursing home

or something.
Did you see him?

- He fine to me.
- Yeah, okay, Ma.

You the one with the issues.

See, something wrong
with you, Ma. Whatever.

- Where is my headphones?
- I have 'em in my room.

You know, I was
listening to Tim

while I was trying
my new vibrator.

- You make me sick.
- You need to be thanking me

for what I did for
you with Littia.

- She took the pill?
- Yeah.

For real?

I had to threaten that bitch
within a inch of her life.

Aw, Ma, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ma. Thank you.

- Well, don't thank me yet.
- Why not?

- 'Cause she coming over here.
- Why is she coming over here?

- Well, you need to talk to her.
- For what?

You know, she
really likes you.

Are you crazy? You remember,
she just tried to have a baby?

You think--
And she killed somebody.

And you think I wanna
talk to her?

All just minor details. You
won't let nobody forget shit.

What you mean minor details?
Ma, you want her to kill me.

Is that what it is? That's what
it is. You want her to kill me.

- No, not at all.
- That's clearly--

Well, why you smiling
when you say it?

- Oh, I'm smiling?
- Yes, you're smiling.

You don't feel
yourself smiling?

Oh, you know, I
guess it's natural.

- Natural thing, I guess.
- Okay, well, yeah alright, Ma.

I'm about to leave.

'Cause I don't want to
be here when she comes.

Well, you know, she
will find your ass.

Well, she's just gonna
have to find my ass

- 'cause I'm not gonna be here.
- She will find you.

Okay, that's fine.
This some bullshit, though.

Yeah. Hey, Mr. Blinker,
this will be worth your while.

- Ma, you so wrong. Move.
- I'm glad you're gone.

I am gone.

'Cause, it's gonna
be a lot of screaming.

- From me.
-Yeah, whatever.

I'm coming.

I want you to blink
me into heaven.

Let me see how loud
I can make you blink.

Woo!

Don't start too early.

What are you doing?

Nothing, I'm just trying
to get comfortable.

Oh, is that what
we calling it now?

I mean, I can't just
come out and say it.

Why not?

'Cause your momma
in the other room.

Okay.

But isn't it sweet?

- She's
- Hell no.

Ain't shit sweet about
the situation.

You know, you don't know
how to be romantic at all.

Okay, how can
I be romantic

with your momma
in the other room?

She can probably
hear you right now.

I don't know.
I don't give a damn.

Mm-mm, stop.

Look, hey, I'll be quiet.

Bill, you do not know
how to be quiet.

Okay, here, let me
just put the head in.

What, are we in
high school again?

Come on. My little man
needs some attention.

Well, he's gonna have to wait
until my mother is not around.

And when is that gonna be?

I don't know.
She gonna be here for a while.

Regina, are you for real?

Yeah.

Okay, well.

Get that thing off of me.

- Come on.
- Get that thing off of me.

You feel that?

Keep it up and I'mma
feel it with my fingernails.

Okay, don't just threaten
my dick like that.

Are you serious?
You know, you know what?

This ain't gonna work.

You know what? I was
thinking the same thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think we should talk
about getting a bigger place.

Look, you living with
me now.

So, you gonna have to
make do with this.

Okay, then we should
talk about moving.

Here's a better idea.

How 'bout we talk about
your mom moving?

What?

- Yeah.
- Um.

Look, I like my place.

Right, but it's just
not gonna fit all of us.

I know that,
which is why

she should think
about...moving.

Bill, I'm not about to tell
my mother she has to move.

Okay, so, what the hell
are we supposed to do?

Forget it. It'll be fine.
Okay?

No it won't.
How long she gonna be here?

I don't know.

Okay.

Well, this means we
just get to it.

Um...

- Come on.
- Yeah, I can feel that.

- Come on, you feel it right?
- Mmhmm, I do.

Okay, so, let's--

We have to stop.
My mother is in the next room.

I hate this shit.

Oh, hey.

- Hey.
- Hmm?

- You're gonna be okay.
- Yeah, I know.

She's gonna be
asleep soon.

How long do you
think that will be?

I don't know.
You can't wait a few minutes?

In a few minutes
my little nigga

gonna be knocked
out for good.

Come on.

Why don't you go
take a cold shower?

Damn, it's gonna
be that long?

I don't know.

I hate this shit.
This is stupid.

- Come on, just go.
- No, I'm naked.

She's not gonna come
out the room.

No, I'm gonna poke
your mom's eye out.

- Go.
- Regina--

- Just...
- Fuck.

- This is--
- Go.

This is fucked up.

- Jesus.
- Damn.