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- She said she moving in. - Wait, what?

Previously on Bruh.

Ma, I don't like that girl.

She told me she was ovulating and she wanted to get pregnant.

Did you have sex with that girl without a rubber?

I've never really messed with a transwoman before.

Sounds like you got some more thinking to do.

I don't know if I can have sex with you.

Who said anything about having sex?

- It's a morning after pill. - I'm not taking that.

- I don't want to be a father. - We having this baby.

Hey.

Hey Ma.

Hey nigga.

- Hey. - What's wrong with you?

- You talk to her. - She just, she left, Ma.

- Okay. She take the pill? - No, she did not.

- Why not? - She wanna have my baby.

- Oh, that bitch crazy for real. - I been telling you that.

She killed somebody. I told you she was crazy.

Hell, I ain't talking about that.

I'm talking about wanting to have baby with yo' broke ass.

Ma, damn, like really? Right now?

- Say damn again. - Okay, fine.

- What I'ma do? - Don't worry about it nigga.

I got it.

- What you gonna do? - I'm gon' handle this shit.

How, Ma?

'Cause you know I'm a gangsta bitch.

Yeah, Ma but this girl, she crazy.

- Like she gone. - And I'm not?

Naw, I'm not saying you not, Ma, but you--

But what?

Well, you're a little older.

You know, a little more seasoned.

Nigga, I can do a split.

You know what, thank you, Ma.

Thank you, I appreciate that. You should do it. Thank you.

- Why you smiling? - Huh?

Why you smiling?

Nah, I mean if y'all, you know, if you do it

and both of y'all die [laughs then that would be a blessing.

Like, life would be better.

No the hell you won't 'cause I would haunt yo' ass.

- Hey, wait. - What?

Did you bring that girl to me to try to kill me?

- What? Ain't nobody tryin'-- - You tryin' to get my

- damn insurance money? - What?

Ma, you ain't got no damn insurance money.

Yeah, I do. But you ain't the beneficiary.

What I'm gonna do with 50 dollars?

Oh, you gonna pay me all my damn money.

Ma, I couldn't. You would be dead.

- How would I pay you? - Well, like as I said.

Right, you would haunt me.

Mmhmm, like I did your daddy when he left me.

Ma, you said you don't know who my daddy is.

I don't.

But I got a few paying me child support.

Okay, I'm not about to talk about this with you.

Yeah, but you can fuck the crazy chick.

- Ma. - You can do that shit.

What I'ma do? What I'ma do?

I told your black ass, I got it.

I been taking care of your shit since you were born.

And I'm still taking care of it.

Well, thank you.

Don't thank me mother fucker.

Clean up this mother fucker. That'll help.

Alright.

- Where are you going? - Home. We closed.

Aw naw, hell nigga. You got to clean up this place.

- Where you fixin' to go? - To fix yo' shit.

Not clean it up.

Ma! I gotta get my stuff out of there.

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- Who is it? -It's Tom.

Oh, what's up, man?

- Hey, what's up, man? - It's good, bro.

- I missed you, man. - Missed you too, bro.

Good to see you, man. You're looking good.

- Yeah? - How you feelin'?

- I feel good. I feel good. - Yeah, you look it.

- Thanks. - Tell me, man, how'd it go?

It was, uh, it was good.

- That's good. That's good. -Yeah.

So, you think you'll be able to--

- To what? - Keep it up.

- Yeah, man, I'm gonna try. - Love to hear that.

- That's all you can do, right? -Yeah.

- Yeah. - Thanks, man.

So, so what are you up to?

Probably just gonna do some work tonight.

You wanna, uh, go grab some dinner?

Nah, I'm gonna stay in.

- You sure? - Yeah. How's your mom?

Man, she's, um, she's doing a lot better.

-Yeah? - Thanks for asking. Yeah.

That's good to hear. Tell her I asked about her.

Oh, I will, man. You know she loves you.

- She'd love to hear it. - Yeah, that's good.

You sure you don't want to go get something to eat

- or something? - Yeah, man. Don't ask.

What is it?

Just, just think it's better if I stay in here

and work tonight. You know?

Oh, I see.

Sorry about that.

I just feel like it can't be like it was all the time.

You know? I'll go out with you and then I'll wanna get drinks.

And then I'll wanna use, so.

Okay.

Yeah, so, I'm, I'm gonna stay in tonight.

- Yeah, I get that. I get that. - Thanks for getting it.

Sure.

So, what's going on with the Bruhs, man.

Man, you, they're around.

Yeah, doing what?

- Same old, same old. - These niggas don't change.

Yeah, they sure don't.

That's why we love 'em though, right?

I guess. I guess.

You wanna, you wanna drink or something?

Uh, yeah, I'll have water.

Tom, it's cool. You can have a drink. It's fine.

What, you still have alcohol in here?

Yeah, right there. Mine.

Um, you think that's a good idea, man?

I think it's a great idea. What's--

I mean, just, you know it's so close.

Yeah, I guess all the more reason

to show how strong I am, right?

I just think it makes kinda some more sense

if you actually had to leave your house to go get it.

- Why is that? - Well, because then it gives

you time to rethink the decision. Right?

I mean right now, it's just right there.

There's no rethinking, it's just boom, right there.

- Hmm, I hear you. - I know you hear me.

So, listen, let me, let me take that with me, yeah?

Whoa, no, no, 'cause I don't have a problem drinking.

You just told me if you go out, you start drinking

and then you want to use again.

So, drinking can obviously lead to the problem.

- Nah, you sound like Natalie. - What do you mean, Natalie?

Natalie. Natalie, Natalie. She works at--

- Bill's Natalie? - Yeah, Bill's Natalie.

She works at the outpatient place.

Oh.

- Okay. - What does oh okay mean?

It means don't have sex with her.

You know how Bill feels about her.

Just please don't, don't do that.

Come on, man, you--

No, I'm just saying.

You don't have to just say that.

He's married.

I know that.

Yeah, can you believe he actually married Regina?

Yes. Yes, I can.

There ain't no way that's gonna last, bro.

Well, Mike, Mike, we don't know that. Alright?

I know that. Me of all, I know that.

- We'll see. - Bro, two weeks tops.

Mike, let's just say we will see.

- Ai'ight. - I'm saying, it's you know.

- I tried to tell y'all. - You gotta wish him the best.

Mmhmm.

Tops. Two weeks.

Okay.

You still want that wine?

- Just, I'll take water. Yeah? - I'll get you a wine.

Mike, just water, bro.

Mike, seriously, I just want a water. That's it.

- I'm not drinking. - Wine or wine?

- Hey. - Hi.

- How, how are you? - I'm good. Where's my momma?

- She, she's in the bathroom. - Okay.

- Okay. Hey. - Hi.

- Hi. - How are you?

I'm good. What are you, what are you doing here?

Mm, she came in to say hello to my mother.

Oh okay. Well, you can do that and go ahead and bounce.

Are you really saying this right now?

Hey I'm just saying that's all.

- No, don't just say. - Okay cool. Can we talk?

'Cause this is way too much for me right now.

Okay, we will, but where's my momma?

- Momma! - Hey, baby.

Hi, so good to see you. How are you?

Well, I'm good now.

- You remember my friend Pamela. - Oh, yes, so good to see you.

Hi, good to see you.

- You too. Y'all gonna eat? - Mmm.

- Uh, I think we're good, Momma. - No, no you're not.

You need them hips to spread. So, I can get me some grandkids.

Ooh, I don't know if Bill's capable.

Yeah, I don't know about all-- I don't know about all that.

Yeah, well, hell, we need his hips to spread too.

- Look, how skinny he is. - And he thinks he's fine.

- I don't know about that. - Right.

First off, like I said, I got low body fat.

Secondly, y'all really gonna do this in my house? In my room?

You gonna talk like that in front of me?

Listen, Bill, we don't care that you're here.

Okay, okay.

You need to go.

Oh, actually, I do have to go.

Um, but, I'll see you later.

- Aw, so soon? - I know.

I was gonna feed you. I cooked all this food.

No, no, she can't eat. It goes straight to her forehead.

We don't want that.

Yeah, no, I gotta dip out like his hairline.

- Oh okay, that's a good one. -You, you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sorry. Okay. Bye, Regina.

- Bye. - I'll see you later.

- We'll call you later. - Bill watch your mouth.

Especially in front of her mother. You're rude.

Okay, you're right. You're right. Where's your mom, again?

Okay, goodbye.

Well, I got all this good ol' southern food here.

Hey, Regina, can we, can we talk?

Uh, I mean, yeah okay.

But y'all ain't got no bedroom walls.

Yeah, I know, I know that Miss Hilda.

- Yeah. - I know.

Oh, so, y'all need me to leave?

It would be really convenient for us.

- Uh. - Privacy.

No, Momma, we don't want you to leave.

- You sure? - Yeah.

I can just go to my room.

It's gonna take a while for that food to warm up anyway.

But don't talk too loud 'cause these walls are thin.

- Oh really? - Yeah, I heard him

- going to the bathroom. - Oh, that is good to know.

- Okay. - Yeah.

It's nasty.

Alright, well, y'all go ahead and talk.

- Okay. - Well, we trying to.

You know, you shoulda bought a place

with better acoustics.

Oh, you know, I'm gonna keep that in mind. Thank you.

You welcome.

You know I got a cousin that's a realtor.

- Gina, you remember Harvey? - I do, yes.

- He was gonna marry, her. - Oh, wait.

You just said, that was her cousin.

Yeah, my play cousin on my momma's side.

Oh, okay.

Welcome to the South. Alright.

Alright, well, y'all go ahead and talk.

- Okay. - Yeah, we tryin' to.

Wish you woulda married him. You know he got his own

air condition business now. He is doing real good.

That is so good for cousin Harvey.

You know I'm gonna send him a letter and everything.

- Good for cousin Harvey. - Yes it is.

That's good. That's good.

- Regina? - Yes love.

Can we, uh, talk about this?

Talk about what?

Talk about her.

I-I don't know what you mean.

Your momma being here.

- What? - What? You messing with me.

Don't you think that's a lot for this little place?

All three of us?

No, I don't.

You know I love your sense of humor. Really?

I mean, I think it's gonna be great.

She can be here and cook.

And she can clean while you at work.

You know I work from home, right?

Even better. You can get closer to her.

Look, I don't want to get closer to her.

Shh! Excuse you.

I can't get close to her and still handle my work

- the way I'm supposed to. - Okay.

Listen, Bill, look, you should probably know this right now.

My momma and I are very much alike.

Like, very much alike. Okay?

So, you get to know her and then maybe you feel

something about how it feels to be married to me.

But Regina, that's the problem.

I'm not really trying to get to know that.

So.

Oh. Really?

- But Regina. - No, no, no, no, no buts.

This family. I love family, baby.

I love family, too, but this is too much family

for this little place.

- Regina, come on. - Shh.

She can hear.

I'm gonna go get washed up for dinner.

- Regina, can I just-- - Shh, 'cause remember,

these cheap ass walls. No acoustics.

Fuck me.

- Ma. - Horse shit.

- Like, why we here? - I told you I was

gonna talk to her.

Oh, there she is.

Littia. Come on.

Littia.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

I need to talk to you.

- Okay. - Mmhmm.

Did you fuck my son without a rubber?

Um, yes. But you knew that Miss Alice.

I didn't know, y'all didn't have no rubber.

Yeah.

And he said, you said, that you ovulating.

I am.

And you serious?

What?

You wanna have a baby with him?

Yeah. He would be a good dad

- and a great husband. - Thank you.

What the hell make you think that?

Well, look at him.

- Miss Alice, he's cute. - Thank you.

He's kind, sweet, nice.

Oh shit. You need a damn teddy bear.

- You don't need this damn fool. - Ma, I am standing right here.

Like, I'm right here. I'm right here.

Nigga, shut up. Bitch.

Ma'am.

Take this morning after pill.

Miss Alice, I can't do that.

Why the hell not?

Because I really want to have this baby.

But this nigga ain't got no job.

Wait, what? Ma, I own a whole sandwich shop.

- What are you talking about? - Shut up.

- You don't own shit. - What did you call--

- I'm gonna go on and leave. - Uh, you ain't going nowhere.

Why not?

You ain't going nowhere til she takes this damn pill.

John, you really want me to take that pill?

Yes, Littia, I do.

So, you don't want me to have this baby?

No, I don't.

I don't even know you like that Littia.

- To have a baby with you? - It's okay, baby.

- We have time. - No we don't have time.

We don't have time.

- Mom, see she looking. - So, you breaking up with me?

Littia, we was never together.

So, you just gonna sleep with me

and then you gonna leave me with this baby?

- Oh shit. - We never dated.

- She crazy for real. - I know. I told you that.

- I see it now. - Well, can you help me?

- Shit, look how she acting. - Can you do something, please?

Uh, Littia, if you don't take this pill I'm gonna fuck you up.

- Wait, what? - I mean, I'm really too

young to be a grandmother. Take it.

Miss Alice, you really don't me to have this baby?

It ain't a baby. You had sex last night.

- Well, if the sperm is-- - Uh, no ma'am.

Nothing about the damn sperm. Here, take it.

- Okay, fine. - Okay.

Swallow.

- What? - That's what he said.

- You swallowed. - Hell, yeah.

You can't get pregnant from that.

- I know. - Nigga.

- What? - I thought you said

you had sex with her. You didn't have sex with her.

- I did have sex with her. - I'm talking about

- inside of her. - Ma, damn, yeah.

Oh. She trying to fool me?

I think so, yeah.

She's trying to play, 'cause I was, I-I felt it.

- I know it was sex. - You better leave then.

- And I mean now. - Who me?

Come back here, bitch. What you think you doing?

We ain't finished.

- What you about to do? - This shit 'bout to get bad.

Oh shit. Okay.

Ma, wha-what you gonna do?

No face, no case.

Oh, shit. I'm out of here.

You better.

- It was nice knowing you. - John.

- Huh? - Where you going?

- I'm gonna go. I told you. - Why you talking to him?

This is between me and you now.

Oh my God. My feet are killing me.

- Oh really? - Can you take these off?

- Uh, yeah, I got you. - Thank you.

Alright, let's see here.

But yeah, like I was saying, um, it's a lot.

I mean, yeah, it's gotta be crazy out there. Right?

Yeah, but I mean, what do you mean?

Like, being on the force. Like, you're a little woman.

I am, but I can take care of myself.

- Can you? - Yeah.

- Okay. - What, you don't believe me?

No, I don't.

- Don't let my size fool you. - Okay.

Okay, um, well, you know, I can take your ass down.

- No you can't. - Yes, I can.

Alright, yeah sure.

You've been drinking a little bit haven't you?

Oh my God, stand up. I can show you.

Nope, nope, we're not doing that.

N-n-n-n-n-n-no, stand up. I can take your body

builder ass down. The floor is yours.

- Fine. - Now, come at me.

- No, I'm not gonna-- - Nigga, come at me.

Like, you just want me to come at you.

Damn.

- You see? - I see.

Well, um, dinner was great.

Thank you. Can I get up?

Oh, sure.

Well, um, I think I'm gonna, uh, go.

- Why you running? - Boy, don't play with me.

What, like you just flipped me on the ground

and you're just gonna run out after that?

I am not the one that's uncomfortable.

I am very comfortable in this body.

Okay, well, I'm just thinking like, maybe--

What if I was curious about--

Curious about what?

Curious about having sex with you.

- Don't do that to yourself. - What?

'Cause curiosity will fuck you up.

What does that mean?

It, it means that we should just stay friends. Okay?

Or take it slow.

Okay, question.

Um, like, what if we, what if we did do it

and I ended up not enjoying it?

Shit, nigga, please.

So, what, you're sure about yourself?

In that department, 100 percent.

Okay, then.

You could almost take that check to the bank and cash it.

Okay, then. So?

I, look, why don't we just take it slow, okay?

Okay. I'm just saying that, I was curious.

Alright.

But you don't know what you're missing out on.

Okay, so, like I said, I think I'm gonna go home.

- You sure? - Mmhmm.

You sure, sure?

I-I mean, I'm gonna go, okay?

- You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.

Well, I'm just gonna--

Hey, oh shit.