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So uh, what the hell's goin' on?

Hey listen, I need a morning after pill.

You do know that's not for you, right?

Previously on "Bruh".

Young Greg's been holdin' my place down.

I mean, I get back and he's like,

oh, what do you know about Darla?

So, Darla used to be Darren.

Get your ass outta here.

Ms. Alice, you know I don't steal.

- No, but you'll cut a bitch. - You right about that.

Yeah, you true, that's right, I like that about you.

Uh, you don't travel light, do you?

- Not when I'm movin'. - Movin' where?

In with you.

You're right. That is small.

- Yes, it is. - Uh, that's okay.

You should've seen what I been livin' in.

- I can only imagine. - Mm, but you don't know that

- because I don't really know you. - Nah, no, no you don't.

Yeah, well, you seem to be doin' pretty well.

Yeah, you know, I do all right for myself.

Not as good as Peter.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, he had a nice house.

Well, I'm, I'm sorry.

Oh, don't be sorry, baby. You'll do better, hopefully.

Yeah. I'm prayin'.

Yeah, Peter was rich.

Mm, and his daddy was rich.

I hear you don't know your daddy.

Nope, no. I uh, I don't.

Such a damn stereotype.

Yeah, I guess you can say that.

Yeah.

You ain't got nothin' in here to cook?

Well, I mean, I wasn't expecting guests.

- What is all this vegan shit? - Well--

You a vegan?

No, but from time to time, I do like to eat clean.

Oh, that's bullshit. Men need to eat like men.

You need some meat on your bones.

Let me look at you. You real skinny.

Turn around.

Turn around, let me look at you.

Go on and twirl.

Yeah, too skinny.

No, I just got, I got low body fat.

- That's what it is. - No, no, no.

All men need some body fat. Do you know what I'm sayin'?

- Yeah, I guess you right. - Yeah, I know I'm right.

And I'm throwin' all this shit away.

Oh, no, no, no. That was really expensive.

Yeah, well, you shouldn't have wasted your money.

Mm, could have went to a regular market,

instead of this high-ass place. I never even heard of it before.

Okay.

Um, does Regina know you're here?

Yeah, she knows.

- She does? - Yeah, she didn't tell you?

- Nah, nope, she didn't tell me. - Well, she knows.

Well, uh, you know what? I'ma go call her, yeah.

But you know yo-you ain't got no privacy

because you ain't got no bedroom walls.

I don't know why I would want some privacy.

- Excuse me. - Well, I mean,

I don't know, but you don't look too happy.

No, I'm happy. It's just in the inside.

Well, that's good.

- Yeah, okay, so I'ma go. - W-w-wait.

- Ma'am? - Oh, look at you.

Sayin' ma'am, that is so sweet.

Call me Hilda.

Okay, um, Hilda.

Can I get a drink?

Yeah, I got some red wine up there.

Oh, look at you. You got all that bougie shit.

- It's just red wine... - Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

I need some liquor.

Okay, you know, I got um, excuse me.

- I've got this right here. - Ah, yeah.

- That no one, barely touched. - That's it, that's it.

That's what I'm talkin' about. Woo, top shelf.

You are my kinda man, ha ha!

I'ma kill all this shit. Yeah, you my kinda man.

- Okay. - Except you're too skinny.

It's low body fat.

Yeah, and your hands too damn soft.

No, they're not. Look, you know what?

I'ma go ahead and call her. I'll leave you to it.

All right, take your time.

W-w-wait, where you goin'?

I'm goin' in your room to call Regina.

Right, my room, so you stay your ass outta there.

- Okay. - Go on somewhere else.

Okay. I'ma go ahead and I'll call her

- from the bathroom. - Okay, you do that.

Yeah. Don't mess with my bags.

It's okay to use a glass.

Excuse me.

Glass...

Ahh.

♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ With the help of my homies ♪

♪ I'm goin' up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Cause we're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Goin' up, goin up

♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Goin' up and goin' up with the bruhs ♪

- Hello. - Hey, how are you?

- I'm good. - That's good.

- Okay, where are you? - Oh, I'm at home.

- Okay. - Hmm.

Aren't you gonna ask me what I'm doin'?

- Bill, don't start no shit. - No, no, I'm not startin' shit.

I'm just curious why you not asking

your lovin' husband, how he is doing.

- Okay, how are you? - Oh, I'm, I'm fine.

Yeah, I mean, I'd be a lot better

if would've told me your mama was here.

Wait, my mama is there?

Yep, mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, she musta came to surprise me, oh.

- Oh, it was a surprise. - Aw, that's so sweet of her.

Yeah, and you gave her a key.

Mm-hmm.

And she came with a lot of bags.

Yeah, well, she always travels heavy, so.

No, this shit look like she goin' on the Titanic.

- Okay. - She said she movin' in.

- Wait, what? - Yeah, that's what she said.

Nah, she j-she's just playin', she just playin'.

Ah, no. Not the way she was goin' around

- drinkin' my stuff and... - No, she likes to, she,

she does practical jokes all the time, she likes to joke.

- Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah.

- Thank God. - What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, I thought she was like serious about movin' in.

Okay and what if she was serious?

Well, that shit would be a hot mess.

Really?

If you would've seen the way she acting.

Look, her ass gotta go.

- Okay. - Did I just fuck up?

- Hang up the phone on him. - Nah, keep talkin' Bill.

- No, keep going. - Nope, nope, I'ma go now.

You know, I'ma be home in a little while, okay?

Okay, can't wait.

Yeah, 'cause we gotta talk about this.

- Damn. - What?

- Nothin'. Nothin'. - I'll be home soon.

Yep, all right, can't wait, honey.

Shit.

- Girl, my mother is here. - What?

- Yes, at the house. - No, that's so nice.

- Yeah, not so nice. - Why not?

She didn't tell me she was coming, Pam.

Oh.

And now she's talkin' about movin' in.

Well, that's a good test.

What makes you say that?

To see how serious he is.

Mm, yeah, my mama...

- I don't know. - What?

- She can get on my nerves. - Your mom's cool.

Yeah, she cool, but that don't mean

I want her livin' with us.

If he can make it through the mother-in-law,

then, I mean, he can make it.

Girl, he can't make it through a whole day

without doing somethin' stupid. Please, he ain't gonna make it.

- Let's go. - All right.

- You lead the way, let's go. - Where are we goin'?

- Let's go check out that bench. - Okay.

One for you. One for me.

Better make that shit two. Two for me.

Ma, what are you, what are you countin' money

- out in the open for? - Hey.

Why are you lookin' at me like that?

- I'm just so proud of you. - Why are you proud of me?

- The way you wore her ass out. - Ma, are you serious?

Come on, now, that's not, that's not somethin'

- me and you talk about. - No, she told me.

Your little dick done grown up.

Ma, it's not appropriate, okay?

- Oh, bullshit. - It's not.

I'm just proud of you.

There's nothin' to be proud of, what are you talkin'?

So, what'd you do? You get an implant, huh?

Why would I get-- Who gets a damn implant?

That's not even-- Is that a thing?

Yeah, they do, but you right though.

You didn't get one. You ain't got no damn money.

Okay, Ma, I'ma not talk about this with you.

Yeah, well, she was talkin' about it.

You don't think nothin' wrong with that?

- You don't think that's weird? - Boy, why?

Because you're my mom and you're talking to somebody

I had sex with.

I gave birth to you. I had sex with your daddy.

Ma, I don't wanna hear about who you did, what it--

I don't even wanna know how I got here.

- I don't wanna talk about that. - Well, you came out of Christy.

Ma, please don't start talkin' about that.

- My coochie. - Mom.

This is a place of business where they serve food.

- Don't talk about your stuff. - Hell, ain't nobody here.

- Okay. - You can tell me.

I'm not about to do this with you, Ma.

- Oh, boy, shit. - Ma, listen,

- why would you let her stay? - Okay, I let her stay.

I know you let her stay, but why?

I like her.

Ma, the girl is batshit crazy. She gone.

Yeah, well, you weren't sayin' that

- when you were tappin' that ass. - Ah, Mom.

Fuck, like please stop talkin' about that.

Ah, shit, you don't fuckin' use that damn language with me.

Motherfucker, you know I don't put up with that fuckin' shit.

You don't do that fuckin' shit here.

Nowhere in front of me, motherfucker.

- Ma, do you hear-- - What the fuck

do you think this is?

I don't fuckin' use that language.

- Do you hear yourself? - What the fuck

you talkin' about? I can fuckin' hear myself.

Ma, you cussin' right now. You cuss around me all the time.

Just like you're doin' right now.

Ma, what's the point of all this?

The point is motherfucker, you were cussin' me first,

motherfucker. You called me a motherfucker.

- Yes, you did. - Fine, Ma. I'm about to

- get out of here. - You don't use that

- fuckin' language to me. - Okay, Ma.

- Okay, fine. - You son of a bitch.

Fine. Okay? I'ma go and get out of here

- 'cause you obviously- - You ain't goin' no damn where.

- Ma, I don't like that girl. - Oh.

I don't! Ma, you know what she said to me?

- I'm listenin'. - She told me she was ovulatin'

- and she wanted to get pregnant. - What?

Yeah. I know.

Nigga, you can't feed yourself.

How the hell you gonna feed a baby?

- Okay, I know that. - Yeah well,

- you better fix this shit. - I'm tryin' to.

Hey, wait, did you have sex with that girl without a rubber?

- Ma, come on. - Nigga, you can't do that.

Ma, I know that. I know what I can--I know.

Yeah, see, that's why broke boys don't deserve no pussy.

Ma, you really need to stop listening to Cardi B.

Hell, I can listen to her if I want to, shit, I like her.

Ma, look. You gotta find your age range.

Marvin Gaye, Teddy P., that's where you at.

Like you gotta get outta the new station.

Them motherfuckers dead.

What the hell I wanna listen to them for?

Bring me some damn Drake. Some shit like that.

What you know about-- okay.

Give me some Meek Mills, motherfucker.

- What? - Hold up, wait a minute,

you thought that I was finished.

Ma, that is not how it goes. You messin' up the whole song.

But that's all right. I know the motherfucking words,

- motherfucker. - Ma, you know what?

We need to go to church, Ma. We need to pray.

I've been to church before.

Yeah, I left with two or three men.

- Oh, okay, Ma... - Men.

That's not why you go to church.

- Big men. - That's the problem.

What church are you goin'--

That's some of the best dick I ever had.

Anyway, back to what I was damn sayin'.

- You can't have no damn baby. - Ma, I know that, I know that.

Boy, you better call that girl.

- I already did. - Well, get her ass over here.

Ma, damn, that's what I'm doin'.

- Well, do it again. - Okay, Ma, I am.

- Call her again. - Ma, I am, okay, I am.

- I got it. - All right, nigga

'cause you ain't havin' no babies.

I know that, Ma, I know. Thanks.

Okay, here.

What are you? I don't want what's in there.

What are you doin'? What are you scratchin'?

What's goin' on?

That's all right, I didn't sweat.

- Hey, give her that. - What is this?

The mornin' after pill, yeah.

What are you doin' with a mornin'--why do you

have a morning after pill? Why do you have that?

No, no, I don't wanna smell that.

Are you--somethin's wrong with you.

- Why do you have it? - Oh, I keep this shit

right next to my weed. I can't be havin'

- no more babies. - Ma, you can't have no babies.

- Are you trippin'? - See you like the damn quack.

- What? No. - You don't damn know

- what I can have. - Okay.

Don't get into my business like that, what the fuck?

Okay, if I knew you woulda had one,

I wouldn't even got one from Tom.

Oh, well let me. I'll just keep my shit.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I use it the night after Hakim leaves.

You are delusional, you know that, you're delusional.

- You just takin' pills... - You goin' to hell.

Just to be takin'-- You goin' to hell.

I ain't goin' to hell, motherfucker

If I'm goin' to hell, you're goin' to hell with me.

You the one talkin' about takin' men from the church.

Well, yeah, that was personal.

- That's a problem. - That's not a problem.

That's not what you go to church for.

I'm thinkin' about that reverend now.

If you don't--why you got a raw pill under your titty?

Like that don't make sense. You need to have capsules.

People your age, they have capsules

for your vitamins and all your stuff.

Oh, you're just jealous, motherfucker.

- Ain't nobody jealous of you. - Yeah, you jealous.

- Fuck! - Oh, shit.

- No, no, nope. - Motherfucker.

- Who the fuck? - Nope.

That's okay. Let me get my Goddamn gun.

Ma!

- Hey. - Hey.

- How was work? - It was, it was cool.

What's uh, what's all this?

Oh, uh, me and Darla are gonna be cooking dinner tonight.

Oh. Okay.

Oh, my bad, man. This is your spot.

- We can go to hers if this is- - No, it's cool.

Just you keep doin' that. You keep doin' that.

I can go hang out with John or somethin'.

No, she's like right down the hall.

We can just do this at her-- We don't have to do this here.

No, bro, you know what? You're good.

Stick to what you're doin'. I'm gonna, ah,

I gotta go check in on Mike anyways, Okay.

Oh yeah, um, yeah, how's Mike doin'?

I don't know, that's why I'm gonna go check in on him.

Right, that was stupid. I'm sorry, okay.

- What else do I need? - You seem nervous.

- No, I'm good. - Yeah, yeah, you are.

What's up?

No, it's just...

Okay, okay, if I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, man.

Always.

- I'm a little confused. - Okay, about what?

Like I've never really messed with a trans woman before.

Okay.

Like, okay, we see them all the time at the hospital, right?

You've seen some, yeah.

But I've just never thought about it

more than just a patient.

Okay, well, it sounds like you got some more thinkin' to do.

No, I mean, we're just hangin' out, man.

Like it's, it's nothing.

Hmm, with you dressed like that.

You got all of this set up here.

It looks like you want a little more than hanging out.

Okay, um. What is that?

- What is what? - Does that make me like...?

- What are you talking about? - Like if I were to do that,

would that make me a part of their, that kinda?

Bro, listen, don't worry about all that.

Okay, it makes you a human being.

You're attracted to another human being.

I mean, that's just what it is.

Okay, you're so cool about this, man, like.

No, I mean, bro, we're talkin' about

like, rules of attraction here. I get it, it's fine.

But John was like, he was trippin' about this.

Who cares what John thinks?

And wait till Mike finds out about this, man.

- Like he's gonna trip, bro. - Okay, hold on, hold on.

Let me ask you this.

Why would you let those guys determine how you feel?

I'm not even really sayin' I'm feeling anything.

- Honestly. - No, I don't believe that.

Okay, look, man. Like I just got divorced.

I'm just happy I have somebody that likes me.

- Right. - Is that a crime?

No, that's good for you, man. That's great.

Okay.

Oh, listen, I'ma let you get that.

I'm gonna hop in the shower and uh,

- I'll let y'all get to it, okay? - Okay.

All right, hey, bro, just relax.

- You're good. - I'm good.

- Right? - I'm good. Right.

You got it.

- Hey. - Hi.

- You look nice. - Oh, thank you.

- Um, you look nice, too. - I mean, you look better.

Oh.

Um, so...

- Did you bring wine? - You know what?

I was going to bring wine, but I just forgot it.

That's no problem. I'm sure we got some somewhere.

And I got everything. I'm settin' up for our dinner.

- Oh, this is so cute. - Thank you, you know...

Uh, let's say we... What do we need here?

What's, what's going on?

What, I'm just, I'm setting up, everything...

I mean, you're acting awkward.

Awkward? I'm good, what do you mean?

I mean that hug at the door,

all the fumbling around the kitchen.

No, I'm just, I'm good. What do you mean?

- I'm cool. - Okay.

Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Okay.

I mean, you were pretty upset

when you found out that I was a trans woman.

Okay.

I was upset that I didn't know.

I mean, I, I never tried to fool you.

- No, no. I know you didn't. - I just...

I just thought that maybe we should get to

know each other first before I told you.

Yeah, you're 100% right.

And I shouldn't have touched you until you were ready.

No, you shouldn't have.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, it's okay.

Um, now with all that out of the way, um,

- I wanna tell you something. - What's up?

When I was in college, I met this guy.

And I really liked him. And he really liked me.

And um, when I told him that I was trans, he hit me.

- Oh, Darla. - A lot.

And um, he embarrassed me in front of all of his friends.

- And it was just all bad. - Um, I am, I'm so sorry.

No, it's okay. I just after that happened,

I left school and then I went into the police academy.

And um, I just, I told myself that nothing like that

would ever happen again. And it hasn't happened.

Here I come with my bullshit just messin' it up for you.

- I'm... - No, no, it's, it's okay.

I get it, I really do.

Okay, listen, I don't know what I'm doin'.

- Okay, I'm trying. - I know.

- Okay. - I know.

Thank you. This, this-- It's a lot, all right. Like...

And I don't know if I can have sex with you or...

Nigga, who said anything about having sex?

You know what I mean. Like don't do that.

- You know what I mean, okay? - I mean, look.

I like you, too, but I don't even know

- if I want you that way either. - Yeah, okay.

What, you arrogant asshole.

Like, you know you want me. Like--

Okay, I will say that I am considering it,

but you ain't all the way in yet.

- Okay. I get it, I get it. - Okay,

- so, can we please cook now? - Yes, yes, we can.

Thank you.

Come again, thank you.

You fuckin' him? I know you're not fuckin' him.

Get your ass outta here.

- Hi, baby. - Hey.

- You miss me? - Yeah, I did.

Good.

Um, let's talk. Come over here.

Oh, okay.

If you don't mind havin' a seat.

- Of course. - Yeah.

Sit right there.

You're not gonna pull my chair out?

Oh, my bad.

I know your mama taught you better than that.

She did.

- You doin' good? - Hi, baby.

You look so cute.

That yellow really compliments your skin.

Thank you. You're so complimentary.

- Um, I got somethin' for you. - Okay.

- For you. - Oh my God, yes.

Yes.

- No, not that. - It's not a ring?

No, no, no, not a ring. I don't...

- Why would you even think ring? - A bracelet?

- No, Littia, it's... - What the hell is that?

Just like a... It's like a vitamin.

Nigga, I don't do no damn drugs.

This is not drugs.

Well, it look like drugs to me.

- Yeah. - I guess it could be a drug,

but no, it's not drugs. It's a morning after pill.

Ahem, say what?

Uh, this is so you don't get pregnant,

so, I don't, we, I don't be a daddy.

Wait, wait. What are you sayin' to me, John?

I'm sayin' I'm not ready to be a daddy, Littia.

Oh, that's okay, baby. All men say that.

What? Littia, no they don't.

All men don't say that, okay? And I'm not ready.

Yeah, my ex said he wasn't ready either.

The one you killed?

Yeah, that's what started the whole argument.

I guess he wasn't ready 'cause he's dead.

Ah, damn. Okay, well, um.

So, look, I'm not takin' it.

Littia, are you, are you serious?

Deadly.

But we...

- I don't even know you like that. - Oh, it's okay, baby.

We have 18 years to get to know each other better.

Baby.

You okay?

Hey. There we go.

Welcome back.

Um, Littia, are you, are you playin'?

- What, why? - Because I don't,

I don't really.

- I'm not ready. - Why not, baby?

I don't, I don't wanna be a father.

Why don't you wanna be a father?

- Because I'm not ready. - Well, when?

When I'm ready.

- Oh, my God. - What?

Yes, yes. So, we're gettin' married?

- What? - Yes.

How are you? No, no, that's not.

What the hell? How you get there? No.

Wait, wait, wait. You're confusing me.

I just, I don't get what I'm missing.

- I'm confusing you? - Yes, you are.

You're missing a damn connection.

Are you serious?

So, you're sayin' that you're not into me?

Okay, maybe I'm talking in circles.

Yeah, you are.

Littia, can you just please, please take the pill?

- No, I'm not taking that. - Littia, come on.

- I'm not. - Littia, wait, wait.

- Where are you going? - Home.

- I'll be at your house later. - Huh?

And we havin' this baby, okay? Smooches.

What the fuck?

Why y'all acting like y'all ain't see shit?

Is this what my daddy felt like?