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So uh,
what the hell's goin' on?
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Hey listen,
I need a morning after pill.
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You do know that's not for
you, right?
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Previously on "Bruh".
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Young Greg's been
holdin' my place down.
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I mean, I get back
and he's like,
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oh, what do you know
about Darla?
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So, Darla used to be Darren.
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Get your ass outta here.
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Ms. Alice,
you know I don't steal.
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- No, but you'll cut a bitch.
- You right about that.
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Yeah, you true, that's right,
I like that about you.
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Uh, you don't
travel light, do you?
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- Not when I'm movin'.
- Movin' where?
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In with you.
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You're right.
That is small.
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- Yes, it is.
- Uh, that's okay.
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You should've seen
what I been livin' in.
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- I can only imagine.
- Mm, but you don't know that
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- because I don't really know you.
- Nah, no, no you don't.
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Yeah, well, you seem to be
doin' pretty well.
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Yeah, you know,
I do all right for myself.
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Not as good as Peter.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, he had a nice house.
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Well, I'm, I'm sorry.
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Oh, don't be sorry, baby.
You'll do better, hopefully.
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Yeah. I'm prayin'.
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Yeah, Peter was rich.
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Mm, and his daddy was rich.
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I hear you don't
know your daddy.
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Nope, no.
I uh, I don't.
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Such a damn stereotype.
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Yeah, I guess
you can say that.
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Yeah.
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You ain't got
nothin' in here to cook?
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Well, I mean,
I wasn't expecting guests.
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- What is all this vegan shit?
- Well--
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You a vegan?
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No, but from time to time,
I do like to eat clean.
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Oh, that's bullshit.
Men need to eat like men.
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You need some
meat on your bones.
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Let me look at you.
You real skinny.
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Turn around.
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Turn around, let me look at you.
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Go on and twirl.
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Yeah, too skinny.
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No, I just got,
I got low body fat.
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- That's what it is.
- No, no, no.
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All men need some body fat.
Do you know what I'm sayin'?
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- Yeah, I guess you right.
- Yeah, I know I'm right.
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And I'm throwin'
all this shit away.
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Oh, no, no, no.
That was really expensive.
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Yeah, well, you shouldn't
have wasted your money.
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Mm, could have went
to a regular market,
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instead of this high-ass place.
I never even heard of it before.
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Okay.
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Um, does Regina
know you're here?
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Yeah, she knows.
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- She does?
- Yeah, she didn't tell you?
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- Nah, nope, she didn't tell me.
- Well, she knows.
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Well, uh, you know what?
I'ma go call her, yeah.
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But you know
yo-you ain't got no privacy
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because you ain't got
no bedroom walls.
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I don't know why
I would want some privacy.
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- Excuse me.
- Well, I mean,
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I don't know,
but you don't look too happy.
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No, I'm happy.
It's just in the inside.
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Well, that's good.
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- Yeah, okay, so I'ma go.
- W-w-wait.
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- Ma'am?
- Oh, look at you.
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Sayin' ma'am, that is so sweet.
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Call me Hilda.
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Okay, um, Hilda.
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Can I get a drink?
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Yeah, I got some
red wine up there.
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Oh, look at you.
You got all that bougie shit.
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- It's just red wine...
- Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
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I need some liquor.
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Okay, you know,
I got um, excuse me.
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- I've got this right here.
- Ah, yeah.
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- That no one, barely touched.
- That's it, that's it.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
Woo, top shelf.
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You are my kinda man,
ha ha!
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I'ma kill all this shit.
Yeah, you my kinda man.
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- Okay.
- Except you're too skinny.
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It's low body fat.
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Yeah, and your hands
too damn soft.
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No, they're not.
Look, you know what?
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I'ma go ahead and call her.
I'll leave you to it.
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All right, take your time.
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W-w-wait, where you goin'?
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I'm goin' in your room
to call Regina.
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Right, my room, so you
stay your ass outta there.
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- Okay.
- Go on somewhere else.
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Okay. I'ma go ahead
and I'll call her
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- from the bathroom.
- Okay, you do that.
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Yeah.
Don't mess with my bags.
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It's okay to use a glass.
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Excuse me.
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Glass...
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Ahh.
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♪ Navigating through
this dating life ♪
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♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty
and make her mine ♪
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♪ Now I'll find one
in no time ♪
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♪ With the help
of my homies ♪
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♪ I'm goin' up
with my bruhs ♪
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♪ Cause we're goin' up,
we're goin' up ♪
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♪ Me and my bruhs
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♪ Goin' up, goin up
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♪ We're goin' up, we're
goin' up with the bruhs ♪
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♪ Ooh, whoa
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♪ Goin' up and goin' up
with the bruhs ♪
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- Hello.
- Hey, how are you?
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- I'm good.
- That's good.
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- Okay, where are you?
- Oh, I'm at home.
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- Okay.
- Hmm.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
what I'm doin'?
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- Bill, don't start no shit.
- No, no, I'm not startin' shit.
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I'm just curious
why you not asking
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your lovin' husband,
how he is doing.
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- Okay, how are you?
- Oh, I'm, I'm fine.
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Yeah, I mean,
I'd be a lot better
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if would've told me
your mama was here.
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Wait, my mama is there?
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Yep, mm-hmm.
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Oh, oh, she musta
came to surprise me, oh.
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- Oh, it was a surprise.
- Aw, that's so sweet of her.
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Yeah, and you gave her a key.
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Mm-hmm.
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And she came with a lot
of bags.
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Yeah, well,
she always travels heavy, so.
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No, this shit look like
she goin' on the Titanic.
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- Okay.
- She said she movin' in.
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah, that's what she said.
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Nah, she j-she's just playin',
she just playin'.
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Ah, no.
Not the way she was goin' around
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- drinkin' my stuff and...
- No, she likes to, she,
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she does practical jokes
all the time, she likes to joke.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Thank God.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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I mean, I thought she was like
serious about movin' in.
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Okay and what if
she was serious?
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Well, that shit
would be a hot mess.
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Really?
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If you would've seen
the way she acting.
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Look, her ass gotta go.
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- Okay.
- Did I just fuck up?
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- Hang up the phone on him.
- Nah, keep talkin' Bill.
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- No, keep going.
- Nope, nope, I'ma go now.
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You know, I'ma be home
in a little while, okay?
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Okay, can't wait.
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Yeah, 'cause we gotta
talk about this.
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- Damn.
- What?
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- Nothin'. Nothin'.
- I'll be home soon.
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Yep, all right,
can't wait, honey.
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Shit.
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- Girl, my mother is here.
- What?
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- Yes, at the house.
- No, that's so nice.
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- Yeah, not so nice.
- Why not?
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She didn't tell me
she was coming, Pam.
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Oh.
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And now she's
talkin' about movin' in.
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Well, that's a good test.
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What makes you say that?
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To see how serious he is.
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Mm, yeah, my mama...
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- I don't know.
- What?
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- She can get on my nerves.
- Your mom's cool.
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Yeah, she cool,
but that don't mean
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I want her livin' with us.
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If he can make it through
the mother-in-law,
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then, I mean, he can make it.
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Girl, he can't make it
through a whole day
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without doing somethin' stupid.
Please, he ain't gonna make it.
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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- You lead the way, let's go.
- Where are we goin'?
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- Let's go check out that bench.
- Okay.
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One for you.
One for me.
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Better make that shit two.
Two for me.
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Ma, what are you,
what are you countin' money
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- out in the open for?
- Hey.
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Why are you
lookin' at me like that?
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- I'm just so proud of you.
- Why are you proud of me?
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- The way you wore her ass out.
- Ma, are you serious?
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Come on, now, that's not,
that's not somethin'
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- me and you talk about.
- No, she told me.
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Your little dick done grown up.
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Ma, it's not appropriate,
okay?
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- Oh, bullshit.
- It's not.
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I'm just proud of you.
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There's nothin' to be
proud of, what are you talkin'?
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So, what'd you do?
You get an implant, huh?
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Why would I get--
Who gets a damn implant?
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That's not even--
Is that a thing?
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Yeah, they do,
but you right though.
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You didn't get one.
You ain't got no damn money.
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Okay, Ma, I'ma not
talk about this with you.
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Yeah, well,
she was talkin' about it.
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You don't think
nothin' wrong with that?
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- You don't think that's weird?
- Boy, why?
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Because you're my mom
and you're talking to somebody
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I had sex with.
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I gave birth to you.
I had sex with your daddy.
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Ma, I don't wanna hear
about who you did, what it--
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I don't even wanna know
how I got here.
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- I don't wanna talk about that.
- Well, you came out of Christy.
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Ma, please don't
start talkin' about that.
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- My coochie.
- Mom.
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This is a place of business
where they serve food.
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- Don't talk about your stuff.
- Hell, ain't nobody here.
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- Okay.
- You can tell me.
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I'm not about to
do this with you, Ma.
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- Oh, boy, shit.
- Ma, listen,
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- why would you let her stay?
- Okay, I let her stay.
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I know you let her stay,
but why?
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I like her.
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Ma, the girl is batshit crazy.
She gone.
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Yeah, well, you weren't sayin'
that
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- when you were tappin' that ass.
- Ah, Mom.
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Fuck, like please
stop talkin' about that.
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Ah, shit, you don't fuckin'
use that damn language with me.
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Motherfucker, you know I don't
put up with that fuckin' shit.
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You don't do that
fuckin' shit here.
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Nowhere in front of me,
motherfucker.
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- Ma, do you hear--
- What the fuck
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do you think this is?
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I don't fuckin'
use that language.
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- Do you hear yourself?
- What the fuck
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you talkin' about?
I can fuckin' hear myself.
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Ma, you cussin' right now.
You cuss around me all the time.
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Just like you're
doin' right now.
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Ma, what's the point
of all this?
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The point is motherfucker,
you were cussin' me first,
234
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:27,034
motherfucker.
You called me a motherfucker.
235
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:28,586
- Yes, you did.
- Fine, Ma. I'm about to
236
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:29,965
- get out of here.
- You don't use that
237
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,758
- fuckin' language to me.
- Okay, Ma.
238
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:34,000
- Okay, fine.
- You son of a bitch.
239
00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:36,137
Fine. Okay?
I'ma go and get out of here
240
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,241
- 'cause you obviously-
- You ain't goin' no damn where.
241
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,965
- Ma, I don't like that girl.
- Oh.
242
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,758
I don't! Ma,
you know what she said to me?
243
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,758
- I'm listenin'.
- She told me she was ovulatin'
244
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,896
- and she wanted to get pregnant.
- What?
245
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,965
Yeah. I know.
246
00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:51,793
Nigga,
you can't feed yourself.
247
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:54,206
How the hell
you gonna feed a baby?
248
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,862
- Okay, I know that.
- Yeah well,
249
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,379
- you better fix this shit.
- I'm tryin' to.
250
00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:02,965
Hey, wait, did you have sex
with that girl without a rubber?
251
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:06,482
- Ma, come on.
- Nigga, you can't do that.
252
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:09,172
Ma, I know that.
I know what I can--I know.
253
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:12,965
Yeah, see, that's why broke
boys don't deserve no pussy.
254
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,172
Ma, you really need
to stop listening to Cardi B.
255
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:17,344
Hell, I can listen to her
if I want to, shit, I like her.
256
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,758
Ma, look.
You gotta find your age range.
257
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,793
Marvin Gaye, Teddy P.,
that's where you at.
258
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,793
Like you gotta get outta
the new station.
259
00:12:23,896 --> 00:12:25,758
Them motherfuckers dead.
260
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,172
What the hell I wanna
listen to them for?
261
00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:29,655
Bring me some damn Drake.
Some shit like that.
262
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,379
What you know about--
okay.
263
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:32,793
Give me some Meek Mills,
motherfucker.
264
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,482
- What?
- Hold up, wait a minute,
265
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,172
you thought that I was finished.
266
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:39,551
Ma, that is not how it goes.
You messin' up the whole song.
267
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,310
But that's all right.
I know the motherfucking words,
268
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,896
- motherfucker.
- Ma, you know what?
269
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
We need to go to church, Ma.
We need to pray.
270
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:48,586
I've been to church before.
271
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,724
Yeah, I left
with two or three men.
272
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,068
- Oh, okay, Ma...
- Men.
273
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,275
That's not why
you go to church.
274
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,517
- Big men.
- That's the problem.
275
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,896
What church are you goin'--
276
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,827
That's some of the best dick
I ever had.
277
00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,206
Anyway, back to what
I was damn sayin'.
278
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:03,862
- You can't have no damn baby.
- Ma, I know that, I know that.
279
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,241
Boy, you better
call that girl.
280
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:07,758
- I already did.
- Well, get her ass over here.
281
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,827
Ma, damn,
that's what I'm doin'.
282
00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:12,413
- Well, do it again.
- Okay, Ma, I am.
283
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:15,793
- Call her again.
- Ma, I am, okay, I am.
284
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,586
- I got it.
- All right, nigga
285
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:18,793
'cause you ain't
havin' no babies.
286
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,758
I know that, Ma, I know.
Thanks.
287
00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:23,344
Okay, here.
288
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,896
What are you?
I don't want what's in there.
289
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,379
What are you doin'?
What are you scratchin'?
290
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:29,758
What's goin' on?
291
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,137
That's all right,
I didn't sweat.
292
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,103
- Hey, give her that.
- What is this?
293
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,000
The mornin' after pill, yeah.
294
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,896
What are you doin'
with a mornin'--why do you
295
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,827
have a morning after pill?
Why do you have that?
296
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:41,000
No, no, I don't
wanna smell that.
297
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,448
Are you--somethin's
wrong with you.
298
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,965
- Why do you have it?
- Oh, I keep this shit
299
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,137
right next to my weed.
I can't be havin'
300
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,344
- no more babies.
- Ma, you can't have no babies.
301
00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:52,275
- Are you trippin'?
- See you like the damn quack.
302
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,793
- What? No.
- You don't damn know
303
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,310
- what I can have.
- Okay.
304
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:57,000
Don't get into my business
like that, what the fuck?
305
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,344
Okay, if I knew
you woulda had one,
306
00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,793
I wouldn't even
got one from Tom.
307
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,275
Oh, well let me.
I'll just keep my shit.
308
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,620
Mm-hmm.
309
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:08,275
Yeah, I use it
the night after Hakim leaves.
310
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:10,413
You are delusional, you know
that, you're delusional.
311
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,931
- You just takin' pills...
- You goin' to hell.
312
00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,137
Just to be takin'--
You goin' to hell.
313
00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,655
I ain't goin' to hell,
motherfucker
314
00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,413
If I'm goin' to hell,
you're goin' to hell with me.
315
00:14:16,517 --> 00:14:18,620
You the one talkin' about
takin' men from the church.
316
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,103
Well, yeah, that was personal.
317
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,827
- That's a problem.
- That's not a problem.
318
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,310
That's not what
you go to church for.
319
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,862
I'm thinkin' about
that reverend now.
320
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,620
If you don't--why you got
a raw pill under your titty?
321
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,103
Like that don't make sense.
You need to have capsules.
322
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,793
People your age,
they have capsules
323
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,206
for your vitamins
and all your stuff.
324
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,689
Oh, you're just jealous,
motherfucker.
325
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,896
- Ain't nobody jealous of you.
- Yeah, you jealous.
326
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,931
- Fuck!
- Oh, shit.
327
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:45,862
- No, no, nope.
- Motherfucker.
328
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:49,103
- Who the fuck?
- Nope.
329
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,620
That's okay.
Let me get my Goddamn gun.
330
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,724
Ma!
331
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:02,275
- Hey.
- Hey.
332
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,413
- How was work?
- It was, it was cool.
333
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,862
What's uh,
what's all this?
334
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:12,931
Oh, uh, me and Darla are
gonna be cooking dinner tonight.
335
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,896
Oh. Okay.
336
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,275
Oh, my bad, man.
This is your spot.
337
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,379
- We can go to hers if this is-
- No, it's cool.
338
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,241
Just you keep doin' that.
You keep doin' that.
339
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,551
I can go hang out
with John or somethin'.
340
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,344
No, she's like
right down the hall.
341
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:27,379
We can just do this at her--
We don't have to do this here.
342
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,896
No, bro, you know what?
You're good.
343
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,310
Stick to what you're doin'.
I'm gonna, ah,
344
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,275
I gotta go check in
on Mike anyways, Okay.
345
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,862
Oh yeah, um, yeah,
how's Mike doin'?
346
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:39,275
I don't know, that's why
I'm gonna go check in on him.
347
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:43,896
Right, that was stupid.
I'm sorry, okay.
348
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,448
- What else do I need?
- You seem nervous.
349
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:49,620
- No, I'm good.
- Yeah, yeah, you are.
350
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,862
What's up?
351
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:54,206
No, it's just...
352
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:59,310
Okay, okay, if I'm gonna be
100% honest with you, man.
353
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,241
Always.
354
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:05,517
- I'm a little confused.
- Okay, about what?
355
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:11,482
Like I've never really messed
with a trans woman before.
356
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,965
Okay.
357
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:17,103
Like, okay, we see them all
the time at the hospital, right?
358
00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:19,172
You've seen some, yeah.
359
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:21,172
But I've just never
thought about it
360
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:25,586
more than just a patient.
361
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,068
Okay, well, it sounds like you
got some more thinkin' to do.
362
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,275
No, I mean, we're just hangin'
out, man.
363
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,482
Like it's, it's nothing.
364
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:38,000
Hmm, with you
dressed like that.
365
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:39,724
You got all of this set up here.
366
00:16:39,827 --> 00:16:43,931
It looks like you want
a little more than hanging out.
367
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:49,034
Okay, um.
What is that?
368
00:16:49,137 --> 00:16:52,586
- What is what?
- Does that make me like...?
369
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,827
- What are you talking about?
- Like if I were to do that,
370
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,482
would that make me
a part of their, that kinda?
371
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,137
Bro, listen,
don't worry about all that.
372
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:00,482
Okay, it makes you
a human being.
373
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,241
You're attracted to
another human being.
374
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:06,137
I mean, that's just what it is.
375
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,379
Okay, you're so cool
about this, man, like.
376
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:10,344
No, I mean, bro,
we're talkin' about
377
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,758
like, rules of attraction here.
I get it, it's fine.
378
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:16,068
But John was like,
he was trippin' about this.
379
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:17,620
Who cares what John thinks?
380
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:19,482
And wait till Mike finds out
about this, man.
381
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:22,103
- Like he's gonna trip, bro.
- Okay, hold on, hold on.
382
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,793
Let me ask you this.
383
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:28,482
Why would you let those guys
determine how you feel?
384
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:34,448
I'm not even really sayin'
I'm feeling anything.
385
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:37,620
- Honestly.
- No, I don't believe that.
386
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,724
Okay, look, man.
Like I just got divorced.
387
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,965
I'm just happy
I have somebody that likes me.
388
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,413
- Right.
- Is that a crime?
389
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,965
No, that's good for you, man.
That's great.
390
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,517
Okay.
391
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,137
Oh, listen,
I'ma let you get that.
392
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:51,586
I'm gonna hop in the shower
and uh,
393
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,586
- I'll let y'all get to it, okay?
- Okay.
394
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:57,862
All right, hey, bro,
just relax.
395
00:17:57,965 --> 00:17:59,172
- You're good.
- I'm good.
396
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,862
- Right?
- I'm good. Right.
397
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,896
You got it.
398
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:11,068
- Hey.
- Hi.
399
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,965
- You look nice.
- Oh, thank you.
400
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:17,000
- Um, you look nice, too.
- I mean, you look better.
401
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,103
Oh.
402
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,482
Um, so...
403
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:23,482
- Did you bring wine?
- You know what?
404
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,275
I was going to bring wine,
but I just forgot it.
405
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:28,965
That's no problem.
I'm sure we got some somewhere.
406
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,862
And I got everything.
I'm settin' up for our dinner.
407
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:35,413
- Oh, this is so cute.
- Thank you, you know...
408
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:40,068
Uh, let's say we...
What do we need here?
409
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,344
What's, what's going on?
410
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:45,862
What, I'm just,
I'm setting up, everything...
411
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:49,068
I mean, you're acting awkward.
412
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:51,862
Awkward?
I'm good, what do you mean?
413
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,034
I mean that hug at the door,
414
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,517
all the fumbling
around the kitchen.
415
00:18:56,620 --> 00:19:01,310
No, I'm just, I'm good.
What do you mean?
416
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,310
- I'm cool.
- Okay.
417
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,586
Let's talk about
the elephant in the room.
418
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:09,862
Okay.
419
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:12,517
I mean, you were pretty upset
420
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,413
when you found out
that I was a trans woman.
421
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,655
Okay.
422
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:23,655
I was upset that I didn't know.
423
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,724
I mean, I, I never
tried to fool you.
424
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:28,827
- No, no. I know you didn't.
- I just...
425
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:30,379
I just thought that maybe
we should get to
426
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,413
know each other first
before I told you.
427
00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:34,068
Yeah, you're 100% right.
428
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,551
And I shouldn't have touched you
until you were ready.
429
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,379
No, you shouldn't have.
430
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,620
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
431
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,724
Yeah, it's okay.
432
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:51,275
Um, now with all that
out of the way, um,
433
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:55,413
- I wanna tell you something.
- What's up?
434
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:58,758
When I was in college,
I met this guy.
435
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,931
And I really liked him.
And he really liked me.
436
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:07,793
And um, when I told him
that I was trans, he hit me.
437
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,862
- Oh, Darla.
- A lot.
438
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,586
And um, he embarrassed me
in front of all of his friends.
439
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:19,827
- And it was just all bad.
- Um, I am, I'm so sorry.
440
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:23,551
No, it's okay.
I just after that happened,
441
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:26,068
I left school and then I
went into the police academy.
442
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,724
And um, I just, I told myself
that nothing like that
443
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:33,482
would ever happen again.
And it hasn't happened.
444
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:37,758
Here I come with my bullshit
just messin' it up for you.
445
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,344
- I'm...
- No, no, it's, it's okay.
446
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,344
I get it, I really do.
447
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:47,482
Okay, listen,
I don't know what I'm doin'.
448
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:50,758
- Okay, I'm trying.
- I know.
449
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,137
- Okay.
- I know.
450
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:56,482
Thank you. This, this--
It's a lot, all right. Like...
451
00:20:56,586 --> 00:21:01,000
And I don't know if I can
have sex with you or...
452
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:03,931
Nigga, who said anything
about having sex?
453
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,275
You know what I mean.
Like don't do that.
454
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,586
- You know what I mean, okay?
- I mean, look.
455
00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:11,793
I like you, too,
but I don't even know
456
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,551
- if I want you that way either.
- Yeah, okay.
457
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,758
What, you arrogant asshole.
458
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:21,620
Like, you know you want me.
Like--
459
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:24,275
Okay, I will say
that I am considering it,
460
00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,344
but you ain't
all the way in yet.
461
00:21:26,448 --> 00:21:29,000
- Okay. I get it, I get it.
- Okay,
462
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:32,827
- so, can we please cook now?
- Yes, yes, we can.
463
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:34,620
Thank you.
464
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:40,965
Come again, thank you.
465
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:44,862
You fuckin' him?
I know you're not fuckin' him.
466
00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:47,103
Get your ass outta here.
467
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,413
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.
468
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,689
- You miss me?
- Yeah, I did.
469
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:53,724
Good.
470
00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:57,241
Um, let's talk.
Come over here.
471
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,068
Oh, okay.
472
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,965
If you don't mind
havin' a seat.
473
00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,931
- Of course.
- Yeah.
474
00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:11,793
Sit right there.
475
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,068
You're not gonna
pull my chair out?
476
00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:15,551
Oh, my bad.
477
00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:17,758
I know your mama
taught you better than that.
478
00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:20,689
She did.
479
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,000
- You doin' good?
- Hi, baby.
480
00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:30,379
You look so cute.
481
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,655
That yellow really
compliments your skin.
482
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,241
Thank you.
You're so complimentary.
483
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:38,413
- Um, I got somethin' for you.
- Okay.
484
00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:40,862
- For you.
- Oh my God, yes.
485
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,827
Yes.
486
00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:45,724
- No, not that.
- It's not a ring?
487
00:22:45,827 --> 00:22:47,931
No, no, no, not a ring.
I don't...
488
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,862
- Why would you even think ring?
- A bracelet?
489
00:22:50,965 --> 00:22:54,310
- No, Littia, it's...
- What the hell is that?
490
00:22:54,413 --> 00:22:55,655
Just like a...
It's like a vitamin.
491
00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:57,344
Nigga, I don't do
no damn drugs.
492
00:22:57,448 --> 00:22:58,620
This is not drugs.
493
00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,724
Well, it look like
drugs to me.
494
00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,620
- Yeah.
- I guess it could be a drug,
495
00:23:02,724 --> 00:23:05,310
but no, it's not drugs.
It's a morning after pill.
496
00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:09,482
Ahem, say what?
497
00:23:09,586 --> 00:23:11,931
Uh, this is so
you don't get pregnant,
498
00:23:12,034 --> 00:23:13,931
so, I don't, we,
I don't be a daddy.
499
00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:16,034
Wait, wait.
What are you sayin' to me, John?
500
00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:18,586
I'm sayin' I'm not ready
to be a daddy, Littia.
501
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,344
Oh, that's okay, baby.
All men say that.
502
00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:23,517
What?
Littia, no they don't.
503
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,896
All men don't say that, okay?
And I'm not ready.
504
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,482
Yeah, my ex said
he wasn't ready either.
505
00:23:29,586 --> 00:23:32,068
The one you killed?
506
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:34,586
Yeah, that's what started
the whole argument.
507
00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:38,448
I guess he wasn't ready
'cause he's dead.
508
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,137
Ah, damn.
Okay, well, um.
509
00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:45,586
So, look, I'm not takin' it.
510
00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,827
Littia, are you,
are you serious?
511
00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:50,965
Deadly.
512
00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:52,586
But we...
513
00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:55,034
- I don't even know you like that.
- Oh, it's okay, baby.
514
00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:58,172
We have 18 years to
get to know each other better.
515
00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:03,379
Baby.
516
00:24:03,482 --> 00:24:04,551
You okay?
517
00:24:04,655 --> 00:24:07,068
Hey.
There we go.
518
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,586
Welcome back.
519
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:13,275
Um, Littia, are you,
are you playin'?
520
00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:15,206
- What, why?
- Because I don't,
521
00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:18,344
I don't really.
522
00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,931
- I'm not ready.
- Why not, baby?
523
00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:23,310
I don't, I don't wanna
be a father.
524
00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:25,655
Why don't you
wanna be a father?
525
00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:29,206
- Because I'm not ready.
- Well, when?
526
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:31,758
When I'm ready.
527
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:33,896
- Oh, my God.
- What?
528
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,586
Yes, yes.
So, we're gettin' married?
529
00:24:36,689 --> 00:24:38,413
- What?
- Yes.
530
00:24:38,517 --> 00:24:40,931
How are you?
No, no, that's not.
531
00:24:41,034 --> 00:24:42,896
What the hell?
How you get there? No.
532
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,103
Wait, wait, wait.
You're confusing me.
533
00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:45,655
I just, I don't get
what I'm missing.
534
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:47,000
- I'm confusing you?
- Yes, you are.
535
00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:48,448
You're missing
a damn connection.
536
00:24:48,551 --> 00:24:50,758
Are you serious?
537
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,965
So, you're sayin'
that you're not into me?
538
00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:59,068
Okay, maybe I'm
talking in circles.
539
00:24:59,172 --> 00:25:00,689
Yeah, you are.
540
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:03,206
Littia, can you just please,
please take the pill?
541
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:05,551
- No, I'm not taking that.
- Littia, come on.
542
00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:06,965
- I'm not.
- Littia, wait, wait.
543
00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:08,586
- Where are you going?
- Home.
544
00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:11,793
- I'll be at your house later.
- Huh?
545
00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:17,137
And we havin' this baby, okay?
Smooches.
546
00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:41,000
What the fuck?
547
00:25:43,965 --> 00:25:46,931
Why y'all acting like
y'all ain't see shit?
548
00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:49,000
Is this what my daddy felt like?
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