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Previously on "Bruh".

What are we gonna do about Bill?

He's about to throw his life away.

Are you serious?

The man should walk his own path.

Being with just one woman, I'm not sure I can do that.

At least one of you knows how to treat a lady.

- Thank you. - You know what?

Here, there's my number.

- So what'd you go to jail for? - For murder, I killed my ex.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Pleasure to meet you. - I'm Darla.

She's not who he thinks she is.

- You see her? - Yeah.

His name was Darren. Now it's Darla.

Here's the things that you can't forget.

We are still four African American men

who've been through a whole lot together.

- Is everything okay? - It's my mother.

Her kidneys are failing.

Our brotherhood is a large part of all of our success,

because at any time we've all taken moments

to lean on each other.

- I have a cocaine problem. - You're gonna get help.

You're going to get better.

Listen, this is the first step.

- Are you chokin' up? - It's just what he said.

Thank you, John. Thank you, really.

- I love you, man. - I love you, bro.

The hell?

What are you, what are you, what the...?

What, what-how you get in here?

I picked the lock.

Girl, are you crazy?

No. Do you know you snore?

Littia, how, how long have you been in here?

- All night. - What?

Yeah, you sleep really, really heavy.

You didn't hear me come in?

Hell no, I didn't hear you come in.

Wh-Why are you comin' in?

Because I wanted to sleep with you, silly.

- Wait, am I dreamin'? - No.

- I'm dreamin'. - Stop.

So last night you've been in my room

and we slept together?

Yeah.

- And you picked the lock? - No, I was kidding about that.

Your mama let me in.

Do you want some breakfast?

Nah, I don't want no breakfast.

I'm all right.

Um, Littia, last night you said you was leavin'.

Yeah. And then your mama called.

She told me to come back and we sat out on the couch.

We got so drunk.

And then she told me to come in here and sleep with you.

And I was like, hell yeah.

- Hell no. - No, no, it's fine.

You didn't keep me up with your snoring.

Okay, where's my mom? Where's my mama at?

She's gone. She went to the sandwich shop.

Okay, cool, I gotta go, too. So you gonna have to go.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Naw, you gonna have to go.

- Wait. - What, what, what?

- Are you sure? - Oh, sh-

Oooowee.

Just tell me that you want me to leave.

Huh? Oh.

- You don't want that? - Nope.

- You gonna leave it over there? - Yeah.

- You don't wanna put it on? - Nope.

Wh-Wh-What the hell? Where we goin'?

No, my hand needs to stay over here.

Jesus, help me. Ow. I'm gonna regret this, huh?

No, daddy. You're gonna love it.

Oh, what about when it's over?

Well, if you don't please me, you'll see.

D-Damn.

Um, shit. Oh, okay.

Ahhh. Okay, okay, wait.

You can't, you can't say stuff like that.

It's too much pressure, okay?

- Pressure? - Yes, pressure.

You have not seen pressure. Do you see these thighs?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Damn. Okay. I'm gonna regret this.

No, stop, you're not. John.

- What about when it's over? - Nobody turns me down.

- Littia. - What?

Oh, no. I'm scared.

Shh, you won't be for long.

Wait, wait. Okay, hold on, wait.

Can you be gentle?

Hell no, --, we 'bout to --.

- Oh, okay, but okay... - Shh.

- I-I'm-- - Shh.

Shh, just stop.

- Damn! - What?

- Your mama lied. - Abou--

- About what? - This ain't no little --.

My mama wouldn't know what size my stuff is.

Oh, well, I'm about to tell her.

No, you cannot tell my mama. No, you cannot.

- Get, get. Can you shut up? - Okay.

- Listen. - Oh.

- You are my horse. - Uh-huh.

- And I'm about to cowgirl you. - Uh, oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪

♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty and make her mine ♪

♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪

♪ With the help of my homies ♪

♪ I'm goin' up with my bruhs ♪

♪ Cause we're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪

♪ Me and my bruhs

♪ Goin' up, goin up

♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up with the bruhs ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa

♪ Goin' up and goin' up with the bruhs ♪

- Good mornin'. - Good morning.

I made you breakfast.

Why?

Just to show my appreciation for you.

Nah, you up to somethin'.

No, I'm just sayin'

the way you handled that shit with Natalie.

I appreciate it.

--, you ain't about to get no pass.

Look, I'm not tryin' to get a pass.

Good. 'Cause it wasn't happening.

Look, I'm just...

I'm just showin' my appreciation.

I appreciate you being so cool about it, also.

- This is all for you. - Mm-hmm.

You were scared I was gonna take half your shit, huh?

No, I wasn't scared.

Bill, I know you.

No, no. I wasn't.

Okay, but don't be tryin' to butter me up

'cause you scared.

Look, I'm not tryin' to butter you up or nothin'.

I'm just showin' my appreciation.

You see this spread? A brother took a lot of time

to make sure stuff is nice.

I know how you like your bacon. You like it a little crispy.

Can I go to work now?

Yeah, but just know

I'm gonna thank you every chance I get.

- Got it. - Okay.

Okay. All right.

Who is that?

- Hi. - Hey, girl.

- You ready, girl? - I am.

- Hi, Bill. - Hi, Pam.

What are you doing here?

It's called carpooling.

- Oh, I see. - So, um, did he talk to you?

- Damn, you come in like that? - Yeah, just like that.

- Yes, he told me what he said. - And you're still here?

Yeah. I am.

Girl, you must have a plan.

You know I got a plan.

Really?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - You -- up.

- She got the papers. - I do.

Yep.

Mm-hmm. That's funny. You know what?

I woke up this morning tryin' to be all romantic.

I got this beautiful spread for my beautiful lady

- Girl. - and you come in here

and you just throwin' all the energy off.

- Yep. - That's nice.

- That's nice of you. - Yeah, you know, he cooked.

Trying to get out of the dog house?

Yep.

He's actually trying not to live in one.

'Cause this place is worth a good 400.

- And I can use all of that. - Okay, come on, really?

Y'all, y'all really wanna do this?

Come on.

Girl, let's go. He's sweatin' enough.

You think so?

- That's funny. - Yeah, he is.

I'd like to see him sweat more.

Well, we got a lotta time for that.

- Let's go. - You're right, bye, Bill.

- Bye, Pamela. - I'll see you later, honey.

I'm hopin' for it. I'll be prayin' for it.

I appreciate it. Enjoy it.

- I'm gone, bye. - Don't share with her.

This was a lot of work. This is bullshit.

- Hi. - What's up?

It's good, baby.

- How you doin'? - Good, man.

What's up? How was your weekend?

Uh, it was fine.

All right. Fine.

Can I get some details, bruh?

How'd it go? What's up?

I don't know. It was fine, what's up?

All right. Nothin', man.

I just came to check-up on you. The brotha's miss you.

We ain't got Mike. You ain't cussed nobody out.

We miss that. We ain't get in no fights.

Like, what's good?

You don't give a shit about me, man.

Just tell me, tell me what's goin' on.

I felt that right there. I do care for you.

- I love you, Mike. - --, don't touch me, bro.

Nah, for real though, for real though.

I'm, we're, I'm just here for you, bruh.

- I just want to make sure you- - Bill, Bill, Bill, come on.

- What's up? - Shit. Look, man.

Regina threatened to divorce me last night

and take me for all of my shit.

- What? - Yeah, man, can she do that?

Yo, stop laughin'.

This, ain't nothin' funny about this.

Hey...

No, come on, can she?

Look, I told you. I told you not to marry her.

Okay, look, what was I supposed to do, huh?

And why didn't you tell me that back in that day?

We was out there rippin' and runnin'.

All the dirt I did, you was right there doin' dirt with me.

- Why didn't you stop me? - First of all, I was single.

And secondly, just don't marry her.

- It's simple. - All right, look.

Can she do it? Can she,

can she really, like, take all my shit?

All right, Bill, look.

If you don't want her to take half of your shit,

you need to get the marriage annulled.

Okay. For real?

- Yeah. - Man, how do I do that?

Just go to the judge and tell her

you want an annulment because you found somethin' out.

- It's simple. - Oh, oh.

She did say she slept with Peter.

You said that all calm and shit, what?

Yeah, I mean, she was lying though, so...

- The dude she was marrying? - Yep.

She said she slept with him on the day we got married.

How you know she was lyin'?

Well, I mean, the other night she said she was.

She said she was lyin' just to like,

try to get back at me.

- You believe that? - I mean, yeah,

I mean, it's me. She wouldn't do that to me.

Yeah, I mean, shit, that's the grounds right there.

Nah, Nah-uh, 'cause she was lyin'.

I can't do that to her. I can't.

Bro.

-, you want to lose half your shit?

Okay, no. If I do it, will she find out?

Will she find out? Listen to yourself.

What?

Of course she's gonna find out, bro.

That's crazy as shit.

All right, yeah. I guess you're right.

There's no such thing as a secret annulment.

Aight, aight, aight.

- You're married. - All right. Shit.

You make me feel stupid. Shit.

All right.

So, um...

All right, so uh, let me know if you wanna do it.

I mean, should I? I mean...

Bro, I just got home. I'm tryin' to relax,

take a shower. Get some work done.

You do smell a little pungent.

--, get the -- up out my house, man.

All right, all right. I got you, I got you.

- All right. Thank you. - You got it.

All right. Lock the door.

You sure you're good, though?

Oh, --, now you wanna ask about me, now you care?

- I mean, I've always cared. - Bye, bye.

- Just I'm here for you. - Bye.

- All right. Take a shower. - Get your life together.

From you?

I'm doin' better than you, sir.

- I got all my shit. - Okay.

- Have fun with half. - Alright, yeah, okay.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, come again with your fine ass.

Don't forget to come again.

- Hey, Ms. Alice. - Oh, hey.

Is John here?

No, that mother-- ain't here.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

What the hell? You just gonna leave?

Uh, yeah. I just wanted to talk to him.

He's been blowin' my phone up.

- For what? - I don't know, do you?

Now who the hell I look like to you?

- I don't know what that means. - Oh, you think I'm nosy?

- Ms. Alice. - Hey, hey.

Don't start no shit in here.

Ms. Alice, you've been in his business since he was a kid.

Well, his ass needs to move out then.

Okay, well...

Just tell him I came by and I tried to return his calls.

- Oh, and he ain't answer? - No.

Oh.

- He tearin' that ass up. - What?

Or she tearin' his ass up.

Ms. Alice, what are you talkin' about?

Yeah, uh, I let his girlfriend in.

- He has a girlfriend now? - Yeah.

That shit surprised me, too.

That bitch, you know what? Is a serial killer.

Wait, wait. Are you joking?

No, that mother--, she'll slice up a mother--

like I slice up this meat.

- Wait, Ms. Alice. - Now don't get me wrong.

I like a bitch that know how to make salami.

What?

You slow. You don't get shit, do you?

- Is he with her right now? - Well, hell yeah.

And are you sure they're okay?

Look, I don't care.

All I know is I need to check

and see if I paid on my damn insurance on his ass.

Wow, you really know how to talk about your son.

What the hell you lookin' at me like that for?

Do you know the shit your mama say about you?

Ms. Alice, you don't know my mama.

I know that ho. Everybody know that ho.

All right, Ms. Alice, my mother is a minister.

Shit, on Sunday. Saturday night,

that bitch be slidin' down the mother-- pole.

Okay, you don't know my mom, so stop.

Okay, then don't be talkin' about what kinda

- damn parent I am then. - Got it, deal.

But are you sure John's all right?

I told your ass before. I don't care.

- He fine, shit. - Okay, well...

Thank you, Ms. Alice. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go now.

You got that figured out with John.

I'm sure he's okay. Thank you.

Yeah, go and let me watch you walk away.

- Bye, Ms. Alice. - Hey, wait a minute.

- Hey, when Tom comin' back? - Oh, I don't know.

I'll probably have to give him a call.

- You do that. - Okay.

And you tell him, I need a second opinion,

'cause you gave me that bullshit opinion.

- Bullshit opinion on what? - About my period.

- Ms. Alice. - No, you said it was menopause.

- Ms. Alice, it is. - No, it's not.

Okay. Ms. Alice, how old are you?

Don't you worry about that shit.

Well, women of a certain age-

Hey, hey, hey, hold that, hold that shit right there.

I'm not of a -- certain age.

Okay, well, there's no talkin' to you, I'm sorry.

You right, 'cause you a damn quack.

You just make sure you tell me when Tom gets back.

Yes, ma'am.

I like him better than I like you.

- I'm sure you do. - I don't like you.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna go. Thank you, have a good day.

Bye, Ms. Alice.

I'm still watchin'.

I don't like you, but I'm still watchin' your ass.

Who's that?

It's Bill, man.

Hey, what the hell are you doin' here?

- I said I had to work. - Yeah, I just...

wanted to come in and make sure you were for real.

What the hell are you talkin' about?

- About the annulment. - --.

You can't get an annulment and not tell her.

You right.

I just wanted to make sure you were serious.

What the hell are you askin' me this for, bro?

You know I know my shit.

Yeah, I do.

Look, man, don't get upset.

I'm not.

You're not high right now, are you?

- No. - What the hell?

What?

Nah, you go away for one weekend

and now all of a sudden, you good?

Yeah, yeah, I am.

It work like that?

Yeah. It is.

Wow, that's interesting.

Look, I was talkin' to Natalie

- and she was-- - Wait, who?

Natalie.

Whatcha mean you were talkin' to her?

She works at the outpatient clinic.

- Wait, what? - Yeah.

And you were talkin' to her?

Yo, what are you doin' right now?

Nothin', I'm just askin' a question.

I know that, but shit. Aren't you married?

Hold up, you're not tryin' to get at her, are you?

- Are you kidding me right now? - No, I'm not, I'm asking.

Bro, what you need to be doin' is asking where Regina is.

I know where she's at.

- Yeah, where she at? - Man, I don't know shit, okay?

Bro, calm down, all right? I'm not tryin' to hit Natalie.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Bro code.

--, when have you ever given a damn about the bro code?

Remember that shit you pulled in college?

You just tried to get with Regina a lil' while ago,

so what are you talkin' about?

I gotta go to work, all right?

You better not be gettin' at Natalie, bro.

What am I missin' here, --? You are married.

Shit, not for long.

It's about to be forever if you don't tell Regina.

- All right? - Shit.

I don't know how the hell I'm gonna tell her, all right?

I can't help you, bro. I gotta go, I got work to do.

All right.

But you sure you're not talkin' to Natalie today?

--.

Okay.

I'm just makin' sure you ain't high.

- Get outta my face, --. - It's okay, I'm here for you.

Girl, what's up with this? Is somebody hands grabbin'?

- What's goin'... - What's my name?

- Littia. - Say it again.

- Littia. - Ah, louder.

- Littia! - Louder.

- Littia! - Whose -- is this?

- It's John's. - Stop it.

Oh, shit.

It was your --. It's mine now.

- It's Littia's --? - Whose -- is it?

- Yours, it's yours. - It's my --.

That's right, say my name.

- Littia. - Oh.

- Oooh. - Yes.

Don't move, wait. Hold on, don't move.

I got another -- howling my name at the moon.

Hang on, don't move. Wait, hold on.

- Stop. - Stay right there.

No. No, I'ma move. Stop it.

Wait, wait. My leg's shakin'.

I know your leg is shaking. I did that.

Oh, Ooh.

- Ah, that was so good. - Oh, it was good.

That was good, though. That was real good. Whoo.

You know you're treating me like a stepchild.

I need a cigarette.

I ain't treat you like no stepchild.

- Yeah, you did. - No, I didn't.

I was treatin' you like a murderer.

- What the hell? - That's what you...

I'm just playin'. It was a joke.

- No, you're not. - I was, it was a joke.

Well, guess what? I guess I just killed you.

- What? - Yeah, I murdered that --.

- For real? - Mm-hmm.

But like, not for real, like, for play?

Why are you-- Why are you so silly?

You okay Big John?

Oh, Big John is just fine 'cause I put him to sleep.

You did that. He in there sleepin' like here.

- I told you. - Yeah.

He's pullin' his turtleneck all the way up.

He like goin' in to sleep.

Whoo, you did that. Whoo.

Look at you. All smilin' and shit.

- You got me like that. - Yeah.

- Wow. - Well, I guess I should go.

- Okay, I gotta go, too. - Yeah.

Ooh, you so soft. It's really nice.

That's 'cause I'm a girl.

- Ooh, that's good. - Yeah.

You just never know these days.

- But that's really nice to know. - Mm-hmm.

- Like, you've always been? - Yeah, of course.

- Okay, I was just askin'. - I mean, I think so.

Wait, before you go. Why you do this?

What do you mean?

Last time you was sayin'

that you wasn't gonna have sex with me.

Yeah, I know.

So, what made you change your mind?

I really like you, John.

- You like me? - Yeah.

- And you like me, too, right? - Oh, that's so nice.

I like you with the like of the Lord.

Oh, hallelujah.

'Cause I'm not just givin' it up to anybody.

- Hallelujah. - Yes.

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, you know.

I'm glad that we did this

because you are so stinkin' cute on your baby pictures.

So that means that our baby is gonna be so stinkin' cute.

- Our who? - Baby.

- Who baby? - Our baby.

- You had a dream or somethin'? - No, no.

I'm ovulating.

So I thought this was the best time to get pregnant, so...

- What? - Here we go.

What? I'm sorry. Could you explain that-

- I've gotta go shower. - No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me talk to you for a minute.

Oh, what, you want to join me in the shower?

- No, no, no. - We can talk in there.

Wait, I just wanted to talk about what you were

- just sayin' with the baby thing. - You want round two and a baby?

- Huh? No, no, not round two. - We can go again.

No, no, no, not round two right now.

I just want, you had said a baby.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's okay.

We'll talk about it later, baby. I gotta go, I gotta go to work.

Wait, but you had said that you was ovulating and stuff.

- I am. - And oh sh...oh,

but you had said that the baby picture and stuff.

Yeah, it'll be a really cute baby, I promise.

But you ovulatin'.

What the --?

You got me in trouble.