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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,137 --> 00:00:23,965 Previously on "Bruh". 2 00:00:24,068 --> 00:00:25,206 What are we gonna do about Bill? 3 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:26,586 He's about to throw his life away. 4 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:27,827 Are you serious? 5 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,482 The man should walk his own path. 6 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,482 Being with just one woman, I'm not sure I can do that. 7 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:33,689 At least one of you knows how to treat a lady. 8 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:34,793 - Thank you. - You know what? 9 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:36,931 Here, there's my number. 10 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:39,931 - So what'd you go to jail for? - For murder, I killed my ex. 11 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,034 - Hey. - Hey. 12 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:45,379 - Pleasure to meet you. - I'm Darla. 13 00:00:45,482 --> 00:00:47,586 She's not who he thinks she is. 14 00:00:47,689 --> 00:00:48,896 - You see her? - Yeah. 15 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,931 His name was Darren. Now it's Darla. 16 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:53,482 Here's the things that you can't forget. 17 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:56,034 We are still four African American men 18 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:57,586 who've been through a whole lot together. 19 00:00:57,689 --> 00:00:59,275 - Is everything okay? - It's my mother. 20 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:00,931 Her kidneys are failing. 21 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:03,448 Our brotherhood is a large part of all of our success, 22 00:01:03,551 --> 00:01:05,724 because at any time we've all taken moments 23 00:01:05,827 --> 00:01:07,275 to lean on each other. 24 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:09,413 - I have a cocaine problem. - You're gonna get help. 25 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:10,620 You're going to get better. 26 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:12,724 Listen, this is the first step. 27 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:14,931 - Are you chokin' up? - It's just what he said. 28 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,931 Thank you, John. Thank you, really. 29 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:18,551 - I love you, man. - I love you, bro. 30 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,310 The hell? 31 00:01:32,413 --> 00:01:33,517 What are you, what are you, what the...? 32 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,241 What, what-how you get in here? 33 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:36,827 I picked the lock. 34 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,172 Girl, are you crazy? 35 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,586 No. Do you know you snore? 36 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:43,448 Littia, how, how long have you been in here? 37 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:46,000 - All night. - What? 38 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:48,379 Yeah, you sleep really, really heavy. 39 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:49,689 You didn't hear me come in? 40 00:01:49,793 --> 00:01:51,172 Hell no, I didn't hear you come in. 41 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:53,655 Wh-Why are you comin' in? 42 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:58,379 Because I wanted to sleep with you, silly. 43 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:01,172 - Wait, am I dreamin'? - No. 44 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:04,172 - I'm dreamin'. - Stop. 45 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:05,862 So last night you've been in my room 46 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:07,068 and we slept together? 47 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,827 Yeah. 48 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:12,241 - And you picked the lock? - No, I was kidding about that. 49 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:14,068 Your mama let me in. 50 00:02:14,172 --> 00:02:16,310 Do you want some breakfast? 51 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:19,137 Nah, I don't want no breakfast. 52 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:20,620 I'm all right. 53 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,172 Um, Littia, last night you said you was leavin'. 54 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,379 Yeah. And then your mama called. 55 00:02:25,482 --> 00:02:27,586 She told me to come back and we sat out on the couch. 56 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,551 We got so drunk. 57 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:31,448 And then she told me to come in here and sleep with you. 58 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,275 And I was like, hell yeah. 59 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,758 - Hell no. - No, no, it's fine. 60 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:38,206 You didn't keep me up with your snoring. 61 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,344 Okay, where's my mom? Where's my mama at? 62 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:42,517 She's gone. She went to the sandwich shop. 63 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,620 Okay, cool, I gotta go, too. So you gonna have to go. 64 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,310 - Wait, wait, wait. - Naw, you gonna have to go. 65 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:48,551 - Wait. - What, what, what? 66 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:50,724 - Are you sure? - Oh, sh- 67 00:02:50,827 --> 00:02:53,379 Oooowee. 68 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:54,931 Just tell me that you want me to leave. 69 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:57,206 Huh? Oh. 70 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,758 - You don't want that? - Nope. 71 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,241 - You gonna leave it over there? - Yeah. 72 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:02,827 - You don't wanna put it on? - Nope. 73 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:05,206 Wh-Wh-What the hell? Where we goin'? 74 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,689 No, my hand needs to stay over here. 75 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:10,310 Jesus, help me. Ow. I'm gonna regret this, huh? 76 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:12,068 No, daddy. You're gonna love it. 77 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,862 Oh, what about when it's over? 78 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:18,137 Well, if you don't please me, you'll see. 79 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:21,034 D-Damn. 80 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:25,206 Um, shit. Oh, okay. 81 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:28,172 Ahhh. Okay, okay, wait. 82 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,517 You can't, you can't say stuff like that. 83 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:32,137 It's too much pressure, okay? 84 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:33,827 - Pressure? - Yes, pressure. 85 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:36,275 You have not seen pressure. Do you see these thighs? 86 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:37,517 Uh-huh. 87 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,655 Yeah. 88 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:43,724 Damn. Okay. I'm gonna regret this. 89 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:47,689 No, stop, you're not. John. 90 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,758 - What about when it's over? - Nobody turns me down. 91 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,827 - Littia. - What? 92 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:55,206 Oh, no. I'm scared. 93 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:57,758 Shh, you won't be for long. 94 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,896 Wait, wait. Okay, hold on, wait. 95 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,344 Can you be gentle? 96 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:02,724 Hell no, --, we 'bout to --. 97 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,172 - Oh, okay, but okay... - Shh. 98 00:04:05,275 --> 00:04:06,448 - I-I'm-- - Shh. 99 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:09,517 Shh, just stop. 100 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,068 - Damn! - What? 101 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:15,517 - Your mama lied. - Abou-- 102 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:18,000 - About what? - This ain't no little --. 103 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:20,620 My mama wouldn't know what size my stuff is. 104 00:04:20,724 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh, well, I'm about to tell her. 105 00:04:22,103 --> 00:04:24,172 No, you cannot tell my mama. No, you cannot. 106 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:26,379 - Get, get. Can you shut up? - Okay. 107 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:27,655 - Listen. - Oh. 108 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,862 - You are my horse. - Uh-huh. 109 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:34,103 - And I'm about to cowgirl you. - Uh, oh. 110 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:37,413 Oh. Oh. Oh. 111 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:43,482 ♪ Navigating through this dating life ♪ 112 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:47,551 ♪ Tryin' to find me a shorty and make her mine ♪ 113 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:51,689 ♪ Now I'll find one in no time ♪ 114 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,724 ♪ With the help of my homies ♪ 115 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,862 ♪ I'm goin' up with my bruhs ♪ 116 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:59,379 ♪ Cause we're goin' up, we're goin' up ♪ 117 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:01,517 ♪ Me and my bruhs 118 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,620 ♪ Goin' up, goin up 119 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:08,827 ♪ We're goin' up, we're goin' up with the bruhs ♪ 120 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,689 ♪ Ooh, whoa 121 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:12,931 ♪ Goin' up and goin' up with the bruhs ♪ 122 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:26,896 - Good mornin'. - Good morning. 123 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:31,689 I made you breakfast. 124 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:33,517 Why? 125 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:37,000 Just to show my appreciation for you. 126 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,068 Nah, you up to somethin'. 127 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:41,482 No, I'm just sayin' 128 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:43,206 the way you handled that shit with Natalie. 129 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,827 I appreciate it. 130 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,931 --, you ain't about to get no pass. 131 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:52,724 Look, I'm not tryin' to get a pass. 132 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:55,965 Good. 'Cause it wasn't happening. 133 00:05:56,068 --> 00:05:57,655 Look, I'm just... 134 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,413 I'm just showin' my appreciation. 135 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:01,413 I appreciate you being so cool about it, also. 136 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:04,620 - This is all for you. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:06:06,344 --> 00:06:09,655 You were scared I was gonna take half your shit, huh? 138 00:06:09,758 --> 00:06:12,482 No, I wasn't scared. 139 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:14,379 Bill, I know you. 140 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:17,655 No, no. I wasn't. 141 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:21,586 Okay, but don't be tryin' to butter me up 142 00:06:21,689 --> 00:06:23,172 'cause you scared. 143 00:06:23,275 --> 00:06:24,827 Look, I'm not tryin' to butter you up or nothin'. 144 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:26,517 I'm just showin' my appreciation. 145 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,344 You see this spread? A brother took a lot of time 146 00:06:28,448 --> 00:06:30,068 to make sure stuff is nice. 147 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:33,034 I know how you like your bacon. You like it a little crispy. 148 00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:35,413 Can I go to work now? 149 00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:38,103 Yeah, but just know 150 00:06:38,206 --> 00:06:42,000 I'm gonna thank you every chance I get. 151 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:44,034 - Got it. - Okay. 152 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,379 Okay. All right. 153 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:50,103 Who is that? 154 00:06:50,206 --> 00:06:53,551 - Hi. - Hey, girl. 155 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:56,655 - You ready, girl? - I am. 156 00:06:58,206 --> 00:07:01,206 - Hi, Bill. - Hi, Pam. 157 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:03,103 What are you doing here? 158 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:05,517 It's called carpooling. 159 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:09,275 - Oh, I see. - So, um, did he talk to you? 160 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:14,413 - Damn, you come in like that? - Yeah, just like that. 161 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:18,379 - Yes, he told me what he said. - And you're still here? 162 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:21,413 Yeah. I am. 163 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:25,172 Girl, you must have a plan. 164 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:27,413 You know I got a plan. 165 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,482 Really? 166 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:32,655 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - You -- up. 167 00:07:32,758 --> 00:07:35,103 - She got the papers. - I do. 168 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,586 Yep. 169 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:40,827 Mm-hmm. That's funny. You know what? 170 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,896 I woke up this morning tryin' to be all romantic. 171 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,275 I got this beautiful spread for my beautiful lady 172 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:46,620 - Girl. - and you come in here 173 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:48,034 and you just throwin' all the energy off. 174 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:49,827 - Yep. - That's nice. 175 00:07:49,931 --> 00:07:52,068 - That's nice of you. - Yeah, you know, he cooked. 176 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,758 Trying to get out of the dog house? 177 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:55,034 Yep. 178 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:57,724 He's actually trying not to live in one. 179 00:07:57,827 --> 00:08:01,206 'Cause this place is worth a good 400. 180 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:05,413 - And I can use all of that. - Okay, come on, really? 181 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:07,482 Y'all, y'all really wanna do this? 182 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:10,000 Come on. 183 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:12,586 Girl, let's go. He's sweatin' enough. 184 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:15,413 You think so? 185 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:17,034 - That's funny. - Yeah, he is. 186 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:18,724 I'd like to see him sweat more. 187 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:21,482 Well, we got a lotta time for that. 188 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:23,689 - Let's go. - You're right, bye, Bill. 189 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:26,000 - Bye, Pamela. - I'll see you later, honey. 190 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:28,620 I'm hopin' for it. I'll be prayin' for it. 191 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:30,482 I appreciate it. Enjoy it. 192 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:32,689 - I'm gone, bye. - Don't share with her. 193 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,931 This was a lot of work. This is bullshit. 194 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:51,379 - Hi. - What's up? 195 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,931 It's good, baby. 196 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:56,034 - How you doin'? - Good, man. 197 00:08:57,689 --> 00:09:00,103 What's up? How was your weekend? 198 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,137 Uh, it was fine. 199 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:04,758 All right. Fine. 200 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:07,586 Can I get some details, bruh? 201 00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:10,034 How'd it go? What's up? 202 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:14,862 I don't know. It was fine, what's up? 203 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,448 All right. Nothin', man. 204 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,862 I just came to check-up on you. The brotha's miss you. 205 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,689 We ain't got Mike. You ain't cussed nobody out. 206 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,793 We miss that. We ain't get in no fights. 207 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,103 Like, what's good? 208 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,689 You don't give a shit about me, man. 209 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:28,206 Just tell me, tell me what's goin' on. 210 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,724 I felt that right there. I do care for you. 211 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:33,931 - I love you, Mike. - --, don't touch me, bro. 212 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,862 Nah, for real though, for real though. 213 00:09:35,965 --> 00:09:38,172 I'm, we're, I'm just here for you, bruh. 214 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:41,000 - I just want to make sure you- - Bill, Bill, Bill, come on. 215 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:43,793 - What's up? - Shit. Look, man. 216 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:45,379 Regina threatened to divorce me last night 217 00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,551 and take me for all of my shit. 218 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,517 - What? - Yeah, man, can she do that? 219 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,793 Yo, stop laughin'. 220 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,931 This, ain't nothin' funny about this. 221 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:57,241 Hey... 222 00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:58,862 No, come on, can she? 223 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,689 Look, I told you. I told you not to marry her. 224 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:04,206 Okay, look, what was I supposed to do, huh? 225 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,896 And why didn't you tell me that back in that day? 226 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,551 We was out there rippin' and runnin'. 227 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:09,517 All the dirt I did, you was right there doin' dirt with me. 228 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:12,551 - Why didn't you stop me? - First of all, I was single. 229 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,793 And secondly, just don't marry her. 230 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:20,517 - It's simple. - All right, look. 231 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,034 Can she do it? Can she, 232 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:26,551 can she really, like, take all my shit? 233 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:28,103 All right, Bill, look. 234 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,241 If you don't want her to take half of your shit, 235 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:33,172 you need to get the marriage annulled. 236 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:35,413 Okay. For real? 237 00:10:35,517 --> 00:10:38,620 - Yeah. - Man, how do I do that? 238 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:41,482 Just go to the judge and tell her 239 00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:44,620 you want an annulment because you found somethin' out. 240 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:48,517 - It's simple. - Oh, oh. 241 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:52,586 She did say she slept with Peter. 242 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:54,655 You said that all calm and shit, what? 243 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,965 Yeah, I mean, she was lying though, so... 244 00:10:57,068 --> 00:11:00,103 - The dude she was marrying? - Yep. 245 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,827 She said she slept with him on the day we got married. 246 00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:05,000 How you know she was lyin'? 247 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,827 Well, I mean, the other night she said she was. 248 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,448 She said she was lyin' just to like, 249 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:10,827 try to get back at me. 250 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:14,896 - You believe that? - I mean, yeah, 251 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,103 I mean, it's me. She wouldn't do that to me. 252 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:20,965 Yeah, I mean, shit, that's the grounds right there. 253 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,000 Nah, Nah-uh, 'cause she was lyin'. 254 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,482 I can't do that to her. I can't. 255 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:26,862 Bro. 256 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:30,275 -, you want to lose half your shit? 257 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:34,862 Okay, no. If I do it, will she find out? 258 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,068 Will she find out? Listen to yourself. 259 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,241 What? 260 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,793 Of course she's gonna find out, bro. 261 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,896 That's crazy as shit. 262 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,344 All right, yeah. I guess you're right. 263 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,379 There's no such thing as a secret annulment. 264 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,620 Aight, aight, aight. 265 00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,000 - You're married. - All right. Shit. 266 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:50,137 You make me feel stupid. Shit. 267 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,000 All right. 268 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:53,379 So, um... 269 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:59,931 All right, so uh, let me know if you wanna do it. 270 00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:02,310 I mean, should I? I mean... 271 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,931 Bro, I just got home. I'm tryin' to relax, 272 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,482 take a shower. Get some work done. 273 00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,896 You do smell a little pungent. 274 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,965 --, get the -- up out my house, man. 275 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,827 All right, all right. I got you, I got you. 276 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,724 - All right. Thank you. - You got it. 277 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:17,034 All right. Lock the door. 278 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,896 You sure you're good, though? 279 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,965 Oh, --, now you wanna ask about me, now you care? 280 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:23,000 - I mean, I've always cared. - Bye, bye. 281 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,551 - Just I'm here for you. - Bye. 282 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:29,965 - All right. Take a shower. - Get your life together. 283 00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:31,827 From you? 284 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:33,000 I'm doin' better than you, sir. 285 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,758 - I got all my shit. - Okay. 286 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,965 - Have fun with half. - Alright, yeah, okay. 287 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:44,413 Thank you. 288 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,931 Mm-hmm. 289 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,551 Yeah, come again with your fine ass. 290 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,034 Don't forget to come again. 291 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:57,448 - Hey, Ms. Alice. - Oh, hey. 292 00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,758 Is John here? 293 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,655 No, that mother-- ain't here. 294 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,379 Oh, okay. Thank you. 295 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,896 What the hell? You just gonna leave? 296 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,689 Uh, yeah. I just wanted to talk to him. 297 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,793 He's been blowin' my phone up. 298 00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:11,241 - For what? - I don't know, do you? 299 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:14,172 Now who the hell I look like to you? 300 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:17,689 - I don't know what that means. - Oh, you think I'm nosy? 301 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,896 - Ms. Alice. - Hey, hey. 302 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,068 Don't start no shit in here. 303 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:25,034 Ms. Alice, you've been in his business since he was a kid. 304 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,862 Well, his ass needs to move out then. 305 00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,482 Okay, well... 306 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:32,275 Just tell him I came by and I tried to return his calls. 307 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,344 - Oh, and he ain't answer? - No. 308 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,275 Oh. 309 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,931 - He tearin' that ass up. - What? 310 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,137 Or she tearin' his ass up. 311 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,241 Ms. Alice, what are you talkin' about? 312 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:47,068 Yeah, uh, I let his girlfriend in. 313 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:49,034 - He has a girlfriend now? - Yeah. 314 00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:51,896 That shit surprised me, too. 315 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,827 That bitch, you know what? Is a serial killer. 316 00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:56,896 Wait, wait. Are you joking? 317 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,517 No, that mother--, she'll slice up a mother-- 318 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,034 like I slice up this meat. 319 00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:06,000 - Wait, Ms. Alice. - Now don't get me wrong. 320 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:09,724 I like a bitch that know how to make salami. 321 00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:11,241 What? 322 00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:13,482 You slow. You don't get shit, do you? 323 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,793 - Is he with her right now? - Well, hell yeah. 324 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:19,482 And are you sure they're okay? 325 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,620 Look, I don't care. 326 00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,551 All I know is I need to check 327 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,551 and see if I paid on my damn insurance on his ass. 328 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:29,206 Wow, you really know how to talk about your son. 329 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,068 What the hell you lookin' at me like that for? 330 00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:33,482 Do you know the shit your mama say about you? 331 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,379 Ms. Alice, you don't know my mama. 332 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,137 I know that ho. Everybody know that ho. 333 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:40,827 All right, Ms. Alice, my mother is a minister. 334 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,344 Shit, on Sunday. Saturday night, 335 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:46,172 that bitch be slidin' down the mother-- pole. 336 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:48,517 Okay, you don't know my mom, so stop. 337 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,344 Okay, then don't be talkin' about what kinda 338 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:54,000 - damn parent I am then. - Got it, deal. 339 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:55,896 But are you sure John's all right? 340 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,275 I told your ass before. I don't care. 341 00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,620 - He fine, shit. - Okay, well... 342 00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:04,448 Thank you, Ms. Alice. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go now. 343 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:06,862 You got that figured out with John. 344 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,206 I'm sure he's okay. Thank you. 345 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,862 Yeah, go and let me watch you walk away. 346 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:13,689 - Bye, Ms. Alice. - Hey, wait a minute. 347 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:16,241 - Hey, when Tom comin' back? - Oh, I don't know. 348 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,655 I'll probably have to give him a call. 349 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,172 - You do that. - Okay. 350 00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:22,172 And you tell him, I need a second opinion, 351 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:24,413 'cause you gave me that bullshit opinion. 352 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,344 - Bullshit opinion on what? - About my period. 353 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,241 - Ms. Alice. - No, you said it was menopause. 354 00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,827 - Ms. Alice, it is. - No, it's not. 355 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,068 Okay. Ms. Alice, how old are you? 356 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,827 Don't you worry about that shit. 357 00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,655 Well, women of a certain age- 358 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:41,103 Hey, hey, hey, hold that, hold that shit right there. 359 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:45,034 I'm not of a -- certain age. 360 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:47,482 Okay, well, there's no talkin' to you, I'm sorry. 361 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:50,620 You right, 'cause you a damn quack. 362 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,931 You just make sure you tell me when Tom gets back. 363 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:55,241 Yes, ma'am. 364 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,827 I like him better than I like you. 365 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,586 - I'm sure you do. - I don't like you. 366 00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:02,137 Okay, okay, I'm gonna go. Thank you, have a good day. 367 00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,241 Bye, Ms. Alice. 368 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,413 I'm still watchin'. 369 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,620 I don't like you, but I'm still watchin' your ass. 370 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,137 Who's that? 371 00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,793 It's Bill, man. 372 00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:27,931 Hey, what the hell are you doin' here? 373 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,655 - I said I had to work. - Yeah, I just... 374 00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:33,586 wanted to come in and make sure you were for real. 375 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:35,344 What the hell are you talkin' about? 376 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:38,275 - About the annulment. - --. 377 00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,655 You can't get an annulment and not tell her. 378 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,068 You right. 379 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,413 I just wanted to make sure you were serious. 380 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:46,137 What the hell are you askin' me this for, bro? 381 00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:48,551 You know I know my shit. 382 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,241 Yeah, I do. 383 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,379 Look, man, don't get upset. 384 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,586 I'm not. 385 00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,724 You're not high right now, are you? 386 00:16:57,827 --> 00:17:00,068 - No. - What the hell? 387 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,482 What? 388 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,000 Nah, you go away for one weekend 389 00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:05,172 and now all of a sudden, you good? 390 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,310 Yeah, yeah, I am. 391 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:11,137 It work like that? 392 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:14,172 Yeah. It is. 393 00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,068 Wow, that's interesting. 394 00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,344 Look, I was talkin' to Natalie 395 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,448 - and she was-- - Wait, who? 396 00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,379 Natalie. 397 00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,517 Whatcha mean you were talkin' to her? 398 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,000 She works at the outpatient clinic. 399 00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,517 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 400 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,620 And you were talkin' to her? 401 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,275 Yo, what are you doin' right now? 402 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:35,689 Nothin', I'm just askin' a question. 403 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:40,793 I know that, but shit. Aren't you married? 404 00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:43,620 Hold up, you're not tryin' to get at her, are you? 405 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:46,034 - Are you kidding me right now? - No, I'm not, I'm asking. 406 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,655 Bro, what you need to be doin' is asking where Regina is. 407 00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:50,034 I know where she's at. 408 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,758 - Yeah, where she at? - Man, I don't know shit, okay? 409 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:56,241 Bro, calm down, all right? I'm not tryin' to hit Natalie. 410 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:58,896 - You sure? - Yeah. 411 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,758 Bro code. 412 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,068 --, when have you ever given a damn about the bro code? 413 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,551 Remember that shit you pulled in college? 414 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,275 You just tried to get with Regina a lil' while ago, 415 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,482 so what are you talkin' about? 416 00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:14,103 I gotta go to work, all right? 417 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,758 You better not be gettin' at Natalie, bro. 418 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,310 What am I missin' here, --? You are married. 419 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,275 Shit, not for long. 420 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:23,103 It's about to be forever if you don't tell Regina. 421 00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:26,379 - All right? - Shit. 422 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,379 I don't know how the hell I'm gonna tell her, all right? 423 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,827 I can't help you, bro. I gotta go, I got work to do. 424 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,965 All right. 425 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,758 But you sure you're not talkin' to Natalie today? 426 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,482 --. 427 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,000 Okay. 428 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,517 I'm just makin' sure you ain't high. 429 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,896 - Get outta my face, --. - It's okay, I'm here for you. 430 00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,965 Girl, what's up with this? Is somebody hands grabbin'? 431 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,034 - What's goin'... - What's my name? 432 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,413 - Littia. - Say it again. 433 00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,034 - Littia. - Ah, louder. 434 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,551 - Littia! - Louder. 435 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,586 - Littia! - Whose -- is this? 436 00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,068 - It's John's. - Stop it. 437 00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,413 Oh, shit. 438 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:06,793 It was your --. It's mine now. 439 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,310 - It's Littia's --? - Whose -- is it? 440 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,551 - Yours, it's yours. - It's my --. 441 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:10,724 That's right, say my name. 442 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,000 - Littia. - Oh. 443 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,241 - Oooh. - Yes. 444 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:26,862 Don't move, wait. Hold on, don't move. 445 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,793 I got another -- howling my name at the moon. 446 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:31,517 Hang on, don't move. Wait, hold on. 447 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,655 - Stop. - Stay right there. 448 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,344 No. No, I'ma move. Stop it. 449 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,413 Wait, wait. My leg's shakin'. 450 00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,862 I know your leg is shaking. I did that. 451 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:42,344 Oh, Ooh. 452 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:51,551 - Ah, that was so good. - Oh, it was good. 453 00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:54,724 That was good, though. That was real good. Whoo. 454 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,793 You know you're treating me like a stepchild. 455 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,482 I need a cigarette. 456 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,000 I ain't treat you like no stepchild. 457 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:01,724 - Yeah, you did. - No, I didn't. 458 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,137 I was treatin' you like a murderer. 459 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,275 - What the hell? - That's what you... 460 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,275 I'm just playin'. It was a joke. 461 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,896 - No, you're not. - I was, it was a joke. 462 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,448 Well, guess what? I guess I just killed you. 463 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:15,896 - What? - Yeah, I murdered that --. 464 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,241 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 465 00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,137 But like, not for real, like, for play? 466 00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,965 Why are you-- Why are you so silly? 467 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:23,827 You okay Big John? 468 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,413 Oh, Big John is just fine 'cause I put him to sleep. 469 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,137 You did that. He in there sleepin' like here. 470 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,310 - I told you. - Yeah. 471 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:36,344 He's pullin' his turtleneck all the way up. 472 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:39,620 He like goin' in to sleep. 473 00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:41,586 Whoo, you did that. Whoo. 474 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,551 Look at you. All smilin' and shit. 475 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,206 - You got me like that. - Yeah. 476 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,724 - Wow. - Well, I guess I should go. 477 00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:53,172 - Okay, I gotta go, too. - Yeah. 478 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,172 Ooh, you so soft. It's really nice. 479 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,103 That's 'cause I'm a girl. 480 00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:00,206 - Ooh, that's good. - Yeah. 481 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,586 You just never know these days. 482 00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:03,413 - But that's really nice to know. - Mm-hmm. 483 00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,931 - Like, you've always been? - Yeah, of course. 484 00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:09,655 - Okay, I was just askin'. - I mean, I think so. 485 00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:12,413 Wait, before you go. Why you do this? 486 00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:14,448 What do you mean? 487 00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,965 Last time you was sayin' 488 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:18,241 that you wasn't gonna have sex with me. 489 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,758 Yeah, I know. 490 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:25,172 So, what made you change your mind? 491 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:27,896 I really like you, John. 492 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,034 - You like me? - Yeah. 493 00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:34,448 - And you like me, too, right? - Oh, that's so nice. 494 00:21:34,551 --> 00:21:36,931 I like you with the like of the Lord. 495 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,517 Oh, hallelujah. 496 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,241 'Cause I'm not just givin' it up to anybody. 497 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:42,344 - Hallelujah. - Yes. 498 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:45,000 Ah, yeah. 499 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,517 Yeah, you know. 500 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,068 I'm glad that we did this 501 00:21:48,172 --> 00:21:53,206 because you are so stinkin' cute on your baby pictures. 502 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:58,275 So that means that our baby is gonna be so stinkin' cute. 503 00:21:58,379 --> 00:22:00,482 - Our who? - Baby. 504 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,689 - Who baby? - Our baby. 505 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:06,344 - You had a dream or somethin'? - No, no. 506 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:07,896 I'm ovulating. 507 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,551 So I thought this was the best time to get pregnant, so... 508 00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,655 - What? - Here we go. 509 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,241 What? I'm sorry. Could you explain that- 510 00:22:14,344 --> 00:22:15,724 - I've gotta go shower. - No, no, no. 511 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,689 Wait, wait, wait. Let me talk to you for a minute. 512 00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,413 Oh, what, you want to join me in the shower? 513 00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:20,896 - No, no, no. - We can talk in there. 514 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,724 Wait, I just wanted to talk about what you were 515 00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:25,137 - just sayin' with the baby thing. - You want round two and a baby? 516 00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:27,241 - Huh? No, no, not round two. - We can go again. 517 00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:28,586 No, no, no, not round two right now. 518 00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:29,724 I just want, you had said a baby. 519 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,655 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's okay. 520 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:33,758 We'll talk about it later, baby. I gotta go, I gotta go to work. 521 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:36,068 Wait, but you had said that you was ovulating and stuff. 522 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:39,000 - I am. - And oh sh...oh, 523 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:42,379 but you had said that the baby picture and stuff. 524 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:46,034 Yeah, it'll be a really cute baby, I promise. 525 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:48,068 But you ovulatin'. 526 00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:50,206 What the --? 527 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:52,103 You got me in trouble. 38569

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